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tr. 6rnmrrc g aiv glatj. IS rCBLIMIEl EVRV TIlCKs!AY !1V S. HENEY SMITE, Proprietor. OFFICE OX MARKET SinKKT, Son til Silo of Publio f5ii.-ti-o. TEEMS OF EVBSCBIFTION: Invariably in advance. One ciy. one 3 ear $1 .50 -Club of If 'i l' same I'tfel-itHjct l;..1i Clu!) of tr.-enty to same I'uat-otlicc 2 .hi FAIE PLAY BUB OF ABVttUlIfe : One sonare. sixty wonti, one insertion... M.ro Karii ubanoenl insertion -0 lliuinrss cud. inch space per year... 6.0O One-qoanr column. one year. 5J.J One-half column, one year ,55'K One column, one year. 1W.P9 PUpUyed adTrrtisentmts charged by the Inch. J-J- All transient adurlislnR must Vr pM for in advance. !3Tearly adTertisenrnts payable quarterly in atlTanoe. Politically Independent Open to all Parties Controlled by Hone. UCIui rates do not apply (ieueviere. to flic cllv ot Ste VOL. II. STE. GENEVIEVE, MO., THURSDAY, APRIL .). 1874. NO. 44. LOVE, Love is not made of kisses, or of sighs. Of clincing hands, or of th-isorcerits And subtle witchcrafts of alluring eyes. Love la not made of lirokrn wh!wr; no. Xor of the blushing ciiceK, whose anawenng Tells that the ear his heard the accents low. Love is not ma'le of tears, nor yet of smiles. Of quivering lips, or of enticing wiles; Love is not tempted; lie liimself beguiles. This is Love's language, but this is not Lore. If we know aught of Love, how shall we dire To say that tliii is Live, when welt nware That these sre common thing'!, ami Love is rare? As separate streams may. blending roll In course united, so of soul to soul Love is the union into one sweet whole. As molten metals mingle, as a chord Swells sweet in harmony, when Ive is lord Two hearts are one, as letters form a word. One heart, one mind, one soul, and one desire, A kindred fancy, and a sifter lire Of thought and passion; these can Love Inspire. This makes a heaven of earth; for this is Love. THE COIIAXSEV TEA-FIGHT. BY I.UCV EI.LK.V GUERNSEY. " It is oiirinr cats and dogs !" said Violet, looking out of the window at the storm. " There isn't a bit of use in flunk ing of it, is there aunt ?" "I should say not!" answered Aunt Elisabeth. "To be sure it may clear up before five o'clock, but unless the weather Improves, I think you had better give it un." "Give up what?' asked Grandmother llowell. "Going to AnHabclIa Floyd's tea-tight, graiiumoiner," answered. "Mvdear!" said Aunt Elisalieth. She liad a horror of slang, and she had never lleanl tins particular phrase, winch had just begun to come into use twenty years ago. "A tea-fight ! And what is a tea-light?" asked grandmother. "Oh, a little sociable tea-party all ot girls, yott know," I explained. 'An- nabella Floyd, across the creek, has one tins atternooii, nut i am alraul we can t go." "umpn:" saw gmntimouicr. "i re member a tea-light on Cohaney Creek worth going to, but it was a man's tea- fight, not a girl s, though a girl helped get it up. alter all." "Oh, please do tell us about it, grand ma:" ram violet ami i together; ami Aunt Elisabeth added : "Yes, do, grand mother; it will help to make the lime pass pleasantly." Violet and myself wen; making our an nual visitation to Aunt Elisabeth in Green wich, Xcw .Terr cy. We had been there so often that it was like'another home to us. and we knew every house and store and tree in the broad, quiet street and every lace in the meeting-house, for Aunt Elisa beth was a Friend, and we always went to meeting with her. These visits were among the happiest times of my life. I loved Aunt Elisabeth dearly, and all but adored my great-granilmotlier Howell. I liked the place ami the peopleand thequict . friendly ways yes, and the meetings too, even when there was no prrachingtind we had a silent season. Violet sometimes found it ratherdull. but I never did. Annt Elisabeth lived near the landing in a wide, comfortable stone house, shaded by such enormous and aged willows as I think grow nowhere else. From my win dow I could see the green at tlic end of the street, with one giganticbuttonwood grow ing in the center, the river, or creek as we always called it. and the schooners and steamer on their way up to Bridgcton, the metropolis of West Jersey ; and a won derful, quaint, pretty, hospitable little me tropolis it is. I have not seen that pros pect for many a long year, but I have onl v to shut my eyes to call it all up before nie as plain as day. This particular day we were engaged tit a smaU tea-party at Annabclla Floyd's, over across the river. We were "very much bent upon going, but during the morning such a storm of wind and rain had set in, that even Violet confessed the expedition must be abandoned. Under these disastrous circumstances, it mav be believed that we hailed with delight the prospect of a story from grandma. - Grandma Howell was past ninety. She was somewliat infirm, but her mind was is bright and her feelings as keen as they had ever been. She had not the atisolute patience and self-restraint of Aunt Elisa beth, her granddaughter, and would some times wax warm in a debate, while her sarcasm was not a weapon to be lightly encountered; but nevertheless, everybody loved and respected Grandma Howell. "Well, get your work and sit down, and I'll tell you the story!" said grandma, who never could bear toseeanvone idle. "It all happened in the year 1774. Think ot that, children ! Those willows over there were quite small trees, I remember. Ah, well. It seems a long time to wait. "It was in the beginning of that same year that Aunt Betsv broke up house-keeping and went to live with her nephew, Abiram Haskins, taking me witli her. Aunt Uetsy was a widow, and Abinun's mother had died not long before ; ami as he was a bachelor and had a large form, nc needed some woman about the house, no lie asked Aunt Betsv to come and take etiarge, and she consented. His house stood near tlie end of the street, a little back, and not far from the creek. Tin; house was burned down afterward, but it you look sharp you may sec traces" of the cellar in Riclianl Shepherd's field to this y. it was a good house with roomv cellars and clumbers, and large room's Upwn stairs ; and when Aunt Betsy's fur nltarc was put in, it looked very well. PS" was always a Miff, scrimped it- aml must woolly smell alwut it. lram was a Friend, as his father had been before him, but he wasn't very zeal ous in i religious matters, and had the name of sitting very close to the world ami its However, Ins character was good JLi . rime' though " don't think anv- owy liked him but Aunt Betsv. I tad lived with Aunt Betsv ever since my father (hl, and when she moved I went with her. I didn't like the changeat fl, and said all I could against it, though mwWt" the ,ime lhat 1 tu'slit as w?U ""His. Aunt Ketsywasverv Hticiiempereil.lmtshe was more set in u "Sr toan a".v Person ever saw. .m , is wasting thv breath, Svbilla !' fMdshc at last. 'I have made un mv r?"?"?. 1 6wH "Poii it. if thee i iiKe the change, thee mut find a "roe somewhere else.' Tills threat, nsl rmi&iifonxl If tin it rW,h "i"1 ronsc1 ""' temper at the same It6' .I,sa,.tl- uo more, lt I made up j "m iiiiiL i iron (a RH'k :i home You X. 1 ntifnt l,L- 4 I.:. - t , . . . - - - SwT,Hu?rtwl an', ntiscrlv, and l sitles, though he had never wii.l sn in "u, i k-nuw that he wauteil to ii.ui JJI with us. for I don't remember when it wgan Ah well, children, Lewis uea.i sixty-five, years. The little oak sap me. and that Annt rtf.T., . the mit,.i. x- '.rrrr - ; "as -"" i -aunt uctsv sue knew mat I was the foei Yw C ...?.""ou ' llKc 3 '"i"'- jred to Lewis Howell, and that I vonili"r "iVi.iTVi..:"",arA any any one else. Abiram did Iifci.snm..ii-" Jy, -nnr,'ver 1 so angry ho turned all kinds of colors. liked ... 'fin-; , '.,'". ' w lhat lie Aunt Ik'Uy was as placid as you nlei ITowell W..l';i C.. ..,,wa5 Vew,s and when I had fairly broken down. till f,fi.. i t Y.Y'V J,l,,rs wways was crying if mv heart wouU -V- .iv. Wlll. 1IJIU L Lllllll. line hva ling that sprouted out of his grave over in rairtown uurying-ground is a big tree now. It can't be long before thev Ev me oesule mm. "Aunt Betsy did not like I.ewi. She -:ii,i he was worldly and unsteady that ms tatiier Had ix-en a soldier in the old i- rencli t ar, and that Lewis was jint like Inm. 1 lien Lewis wasn't a Friend, but went to the fcpicopal Church, for there was one here then. Aunt Betsy would never let mu see him if she could help it, and never would allow that we were en-gagi-d. It was ju.-t a bov and a girl fanev, Mie sum, auu would ooll jkis awav. . alie had an in wan iiersuaiou that she' should see me married to some steady Friend, who was aoie to taKC care ot me. ami not to a wild, worlill v vnuur in.-in. wlin i-inil imm. for Ii-liinr and shootinr than for an vlhiinr ei-K-. ,Mjw wneu viiiii netsv nail an in wani persuasion oi aiivtlimr she was mighty apt tobnug it to iKtss.autl that w:ls one reiieon why I dMikcd the ide:i of going iu inrai auiraiii .s. i was iieienuiiieii io marry no one but Lewis. I knew lhat he was neither wild nor worldlv. and that he was lavinir ii! iiiouev to nmke a Ikiiiic fur me, tiioiign lie couldn't lav it mi verv l.i-t ljeeau.e he had to help his lather, w ho was lame anil a "ooti deal iat Ins work. 31 v father had always loved Lewi, and I well remember hearing him sav that he wouldn't want me to do better than marry him And then I did so dcsii-c Abiram ! "Well, I thought it all over and tried to get the best light 1 could, ami at last 1 scemeii to see my way clear. I would go with Aunt Betsy and help her get settled, auu iH-rnaps stay inroiign tnc licit ot the summer's work, and then, if I didn't find myself comfortable. I wtftild hire out to do vuiiur .-iiuiiuig or iioucworK. i wasin a bit afraid of makimr a -rood livini' I could spin mj- day's work a run and a half of warp or two runs of tilling and get through l- three o'clock, and 1 wasn't afraid to show my thread, either linen or wooien, uesiue auvuouv's in urcenwicli " " Voti didn't do crochet work in thoc days!" remarked Violet, who was mak iny a dainty little blanket for some baby or oiner. " Xo. It wasn't the fashion, though we uii make mittens ami moves with a hook. too. But we had plenty of nice pretty work, netting and knotting making tat ting you call it and sprigging on muslin and crewel work, and piecing bedqiiilts. Well, as I said, I made un mv mind that I would go with Aunt Betsy, but I wouldn't stay unless i ioiuiu it comfortable. "It wasn't comfortable at all. Aunt Betsy was clo.-e enough, but Abiram was far worse. It was save, save, scrimp, scrimp, from morning till night. I was fond of new milk fresh from the cow, and I used to take a drink almon every night, but if Abiram saw me, yon would" think I had stolen five pounds by the fuss he made. He said there was skim-milk enough if I must have it, and every dropxf-ncw milk rubbed the churn of so much butter." I susiH-'ct Aunt Betsv irave him a hint nbout that, for he eainc along "one night when I was milking, ami told me lie hoped 1 wouldn't mind wliat he said, but would help myself to all 1 wanted. After that I never touched it again, ami 1 took a real dislike to it. But the scrimpiug wasn't the worst of it by a great deal. 1 began to feel like a tly caught in a spider's web. I could hard ly ever get a chance to scak to Lewis never alone and Abiram was always in my way, hanging round and giving ine presents and trvinir to make himself agreeable. Aunt Betsy' watched me lis a cat watches a mouse, and by and by it began to be said about the village that 1 was engaged to Abiram. I told Emma Parvin, who was my most intimate friend, to contradict it every where, and so she did ; but a great many believed it. Even Lewis almost bcuan to doubt, because he never could see me none. About this time he went across the creek, and took on with James White air who had a deal of stock and horses. Tames did well by him. for Lewis was verv knowing in such matters, and he began to lay up money. Well, of course we saw less of each other titan ever, but his goiug was an advantage in one way. Old Uncle Jacob, an oiu negro, tiseu to pauuie across ind uii and down the river lishinir. He was a good friend to both of us, ami used to carrv our letters back and forth. Then every morning at just such .in hour LewN u-ed to wave ins iiamiKcrcmei out oi ms window and I used to wave one out of mine. So we knew that all was well." Aunt Elisabeth had looked uneasy for a few miuutes, ami as grandma paused to take up a stich she said mildly : ' " some people would say, sranumoincr. that it was not very wise to be putting love-stories Into the heads of these young iris." Grandma looked up. and her still bright eyes twinkled a little. ".iisaDeiii."saiusiic: "ciocs inee Know that the white kitten liad her nose in the cream this morning?' " Yes."answcrcd Elisabeth ; '"I sawher." " Did thee show her the way to the milk. Elisabeth?" Xo !" said Annt Elisabeth, surprised. Oh ! said "randma. "I didn't know but some one had put it in her head." Aunt Elisabeth smiled and went on with her hemstitching. " But there was another thing which annoyed me almost as much as the Iove- niakmg" continued grandma, "it was, as I said, in the j-ear In I the year beforc the war. The whole country was stirred up against the British, and their unjust and illegal taxations and other oppressions though I do think the bad manners and arrogance of the lintisu oiucers and governors itad almost as much to do with the business. The tax on tea had caused specially hard feeling, and you know how they served the cargo which was brought to isostoii. vt hen we rot tnc news ot tne isoston tea-party, as it rot to be called, there was a srood ileal of division of opinion. Mo-t of the yoimg men were on the patriot side, and so were many of the old ones, but still those were not wanting who called the business a sliamcful outrage, and stood up for the British through thick and thin. Abiram was one of these and Aunt Betsv another. and they used to abuse the patriots and upuoid the untisli till they made my mood fairly boil. " Well, one day. along in the last of Oc tober. Abiram said he was going to Phila delphia for a few ilavs, aud he liad the im pudenae to ask ine'if we hadn't better be married right awayi so I could go" with him. And while I was fairly struck dumb with rage and surprise, Autjt Betsy put in her word and said it would lie a very good plan, as I could buy mv wedding clothes myself, and she would give me mouey ior a nice satm gown and a gray crape shawl. " Then. I can tell you, girls. I flared up. i lom Aoiram just what 1 thought oi mm, and Annt Betsv wlmt I thought of hrr: and I said I wouldn't marrv Abiram then or utcr. u ue suouiu pave my way vim gold. en- should was but use and break. she said calmlv "'Thee needn't lie so violent. Svbilia. Abiram lias no occasion to go begging for a wife. If thee chooses t disgrace thyscll by breaking thy word to him and marrying a vagabond ' "I never gave Abiram any word, and no Knows it:' said l. Actions sjM-ak louder than won! -aid my aunt. v e woirt say anv more about it now. Abiram. 1 have'an iuwanl persuasion that Svbilla will come to a bet ter mind. 'Ihco inutexciM' her violence. She wasn't brought up with Friends and hasn't learned to rule her spirit. Svbilla, thee liad better stop crying and ea't thy dinner. "But I wouldn't rat any dinner, and I never sat down to the table nor spoke word to Abiram tul he went awav. Aunt let.-y was as calm as ever, but she kept me so close, I couldn't even get a chance to send a word to Lewi. However, old Jacob did suiuirirle one to me. in which Lewis told me how Abiram had told James hiteear that we were to Ik; married when he came home. Lewis said he knew I never would le tale to bun of mv own free will, but he didn't know what 1 might lie tormented into doing, and he legged me to leave my aunt, and come over to Deborah Whitecar, who knew all the sto ry, ami would lie tin-same as a mother to me. Deborah herself added a few word to the same ellect. Deborah was a good. kind woman, boides lieuum preacher and very much thought of. I knew she meant every word. she said, and that I could be useful to her; ami lieside that it was a great encouragement to have such a wo man take my part. Mill 1 didn t like the notion of going right into the family where Lewis was, and 1 thought I would' wait a little. Beside that. Aunt Betsv was lame mil ailinir, ami 1 didn't feel mute free to leave her. So I staid on. ami certainly I did have a pretty luinl time. Even t he neighbors began to notice how I was mew ed up, anil never vent outside the gate. "'1 he second day of November. Abiram came home in the lH-.-t of spirits. Uv had made Ins tourney prolitab e. it seemed. and he was more ofa Tory than ever. He nai aciuauy nrougut me a satin gown that would stand on end for rielme s. and a gray crape shawl. I told him he might Keep his irilts to liuusell. and went up stairs to my room, where presently Aunt lieisv eame nriugnig tlie sliawl and the satin. "Thee hail lietter put these things twav !' said she. lavintr them on the lied. I took them lu-t a they were, and open ing the window, I dropjHsl them out aud saw them fall plump into the tub of rain water underneath for then, instead ol ei-tern, we had great troughs standing under the caves. ItwasaMllv thing to lo, but I was m worked up I didn't cure one pin. l or once 1 saw Aunt Betsy in a rasre. Nic seoidnl me roundly, ami ended by declaring that I .should marry Abiram within a week or .-he would never .-ce nor speak to me again. I should have gone away that very night, only Aunt Bct.y was taken so sick I didn't like to leave her. What Abiram thought when he found his prei-cnls all wet and sjHiiled, I- can't say. He never said a word to me nor I to him. I did my work, ami waited on Aunt Bet sy, but I couldn't get any word to Lewis, much as I wished it, for old Jacob wa sick, and I hadn't any other messenger. "Well, for two ortliree ilays Abiram was wonderful buy clearing out the cellar. Xowand then he would take his boat and run down the creek, and he grew so queer mil excited mat l began to wonder what was romr to happen. I hardly ever got a chance to step outMilc the door, Aunt Bet sy Kept me so close, and wnat with tlie work and waiting on her, I was pretty well Used up. "One night it was the -JUth ol Xovem- her and a line moonlight, though rather foggy I went to the backdoor for a breath of air. and I saw a fine large brig coming up with the tide. She si-cmcd to lind her wav without any trouble, and presently came to anchor over there where you sec that pine stump it was a line tree then not tar from our house, l stood watching. and presently I saw Abiram and two other men come ashore from the brig. They came up the path toward the house, hut I didn't stay to meet tlit.ua. I went back to Aunt iK'tsv. and wlien AOiram called me to supper, he told me the strange men would stav. and a-Kitt me ii i wouiun t sit down and make tea. For you see I hadn't sat down to a single meal with him since he came home. 'Tea!' said I. where did you get any tea? 1 knew ours had lieen out some time, and you couldn't buy an ounce for love nor iiiouev. Never mind, said Abiram, looking as pleased as could lie. I've got it. ami plenty more of nice things. Xow be a good girl and see to the supjier, and I promise not to say a wonl thee won't like to hear.' Well. I didn't want to make a fuss before strangers, so I said 1 would; and I made some nice hot cakes aud fried a thick en, and turned out the tea, nut 1 wouidn t touch a drop, more than it it were poison. The two men were English, as I made out by their talk, and one of them was captain of the brig. He had been drinking a'lit tle. and he kept throwing out hint which made me open my ears, and caused the other man to swear at him for a too'. Well, I did up the work, and was just going up-stairs to bed, when Aoir.un stopped me. v nat is it f i asKcd snarpij enougn. " ' I onl v wanted to sav tliat thee needn't be scaiaxl if thee hears a noise in the night ;' said he meekly. ' I have got some goods aboard the brig," and I am going to have them unloaded, because the captain wants to get away.' " Somehow it Hashed across me all in a minute what the goods' were. So instead of going to bed,-1 blew but the candle and sat down behind the curtain to watch. Presently I saw the men from the brig bringing up the goods covered with tar paulins and stowing' them in the cellar. Thev had nearlv finished when one of the men let fall a square box. and I knew by the sound tliat something had broken. The captain cursed him lor a clumsy fool. Ainram Drought out a broom, aud 1 could see them sweeping and brushing some thing. 1 many the business was linihed. the men vent away, and Abiram came up-stairs and went to lied. He was generally the first one up in the morying, but this time I stole a march on liuu and was down before six o'clock. I took the lantern and began searching where I liad seen them sweeping the night liefore, and sure enough, in a little hollow by the side of the path I found about half a nanniui oi nice green tea , . , , ' - - igaiueriiijiiiieiKiinniy nanus aim wrapped it in a paper I liad in my pocket. and then I stoledown to the creek, to the place where I knew Abiram s little skill was tied up. It was no sudden move. I had been thinking all night, audi made up my mind that 1 must, seeTcwis and tell him the whole story. I- or. absurd as it - ,,"'.'." BS rt"u'- :"r.uu .uiii ueisy iwiiiii lAiiiuitu.-uiuu uavioinarrv me to .V01I.UU uie.i agauii mv win. "Tlie tide was running out and helped j water down a drain but at the depths ot inc. and I was soon at James Whiteear's thatinysteriousapertnrcsomebodrismak l.mdtng. lor I knew how to handle a bait. I ing wav for it. A stranger, properly cos I found Lewis at the barn, told him the tinned." can explore these depths, which whole story, ami showed him the tea. i on uugii. io iiavescii now ins ,.yes iut-nt.-i(. " So that is wliat he lias been u,( to! ; i said he: "we have len watching him for k C i. V'iV1 s,uspSS?5! :t ,mL',, . . r,";n hecalled Stephen A hitecar,.Tarr!i-s: broth - cr. a great friend of his. and showed him th': tea. "We'll takecareof him!' said Stephen. Only thee keep quiet. Svbilla. and don't let on that thee knows anything."' ' Was Stephen a Friend V ' 1 a-ked. "Well, yes, he belonged to Meeting, and bis mother was a preacher, as 1 told you. Si we talked it over, and Stephen was for calling his mot her. and having me stay, but I said I thought I had lietter go right back. ' Don't tell me anything! .-aid I ; and then I can answer no questions.' " Lewis said I was right and he would row me back hhu-clf. On the way it wa settled lietween us that he should come for me the next day but two, and then we would go and get 'married. The reason we waited was that I should be of age in two days, and then noliody would liavc anything to say. 1 hated to leave Aunt Betsey and goag.iin-t her wishes, but there -ccnied no other way. "I was busy getting breakfast when Abiram came down. I tliought'it best to be civil to him. and easily put him into a good humor. That day'cverybodv no ticed tliat there was a good deal" of riding round, and goiug in and out of Doctor Elmer's and lr. Philip FKhian's. He wa a minister and a great patriot. I was on thorn, expecting I didn't know what.ai': ready to start at every noise, but 1 kept about my work, and waited on Aunt Betsy. and was so plea-ant to Abiram that he really thought I was coming round. "The next evening atioiit ten o'clock there came a great knocking at our door. I was up in a minute, and looking out. I saw by the moonlight almut thirty Indians in war-paint ami learners standing round the house. Myjieart was in my mouth for a minute auu men it came over ine what they had come lor. " ' hat do you want':' called Atiiram from his window. " ' n e have come for a cup of tin !' said a voicm which I knew right well. 4 Gel up and give it to us like a good fellow, or we sluill have to take it where we can find it.' "Abiram blustered and talked big, but it was no use. Thev told liuu il hedidu t open the diors. they would break tlieiii down, and at last rather than have his house attacked, he gave up the kevs. Thev touched nothing else in the house, but they carried all the tea out into the meadow yonder, piled it up, and set it on fire. It iHinied splendidly, and iicilumcd the air for" half a mile round. Then' were at least two 111111111X11 jieople looking on, but no body said a wonl, oroll'ered to interfere. It was all as solemn a a yearly meeting, and it had a right .to lie, wlien two at least of the Indians were ministers. When the tea was all burned, cxerybody went quietly iiouie. Abiram was like a madman for a time. Hid then he broke down and cried like a baby. He never held his head upattcrthat. and presently he moved away to Phila delphia. The' tried to bring a'suit against the men who burned the tea, but it wasot no use. The grand jury were too good Whigs to bring in a bill, and finally the war mine on ami the matter was dropped. i nau engaged r.umee limit to come and take care of the house, and wait on Aunt lietsv. ami on the day appointed 1 went in and told her what 1 was going to do. She scolded at first, and then she cried and begged liie to wait till spring. one i was iirm. i tnoiigiit i nan waited and suffered about enough. She declared sue wotiiu never see me again, mil l told her I had an inward persuasion that she would cliange her mind. Then I left her. anil Lewis and' I went up to Mr Philip Mimaii ami were married. Aiicrwani we moved over to James Whiteear's, and I lived Hicrcaloiigtinie.all the same as one of the family, doing the spinniugaud help ing in the work. Some Friends blamed Deborah for taking in v part, but she said she had acted according to the liest light she had, and she was pretty well able to hold lier own. The next year the war broke out. md'Lcwis. with Ids brother IIR-hard and Stephen Whiti-car, wunt into the army. it was a - great trouble lo Ueuorali to have Stephen turn soldier, but he did, and made a very good one. My LewN rose to be captain, and was in itch "respected; but he was wounded up at Wyoming, and died, leaving me with one little girl, moth er of your Cither, and Elisabeth " here. Stephen Whitecar wanted to marry me when the war was over, and 1 kncwJie-: borali would have liked it, but I couldn't bring my mind to it, and after a while he married Emma Parvin. Folks said he thought it was the next thing to marry ing me. , "Aunt Betsey wasvervangry foralong time, but she came round, and was as kind as ever, even getting me the satin gown and crape sliawl she had promised ine if I married Abiram. lie got very rich in Philadelphia at one time, but he lost every thing speculating in Continental money after the war, aud finally died poor aud tru'Mllcss. " And now, as the wind has changed and it is clearing up; you had better go and get ready for your tea-tight.'' Atlantic for April. Underground London. L'nderground, the city of London is cer tainly the most wonderful in the world. It is a labyrinth of drain-pipes, water pipes, gas-pipes, and underground rail ways! There are points in the soil of Lon don where it would be extremely difti ult to find room for another pipe. One com pany alone the Gas Light and Coko Com pany supplies two districts with nearly JOO "miles of pipes, varying in diameter from three inches to four feet. These are the main pipes merely, and from them every house and street lamp receives on an average six or eight feet of small piping. In addition to these, and the undergound telegraph wires, there are no less tlian 2..KX) miles of drain-pipes of various di mensions, l.ess laminar 10 us.- out no less important, are the lead and iron tubes leaden pije.s with outer casings of iron along which wriiieu messages, jsc-iwu in little felt-and gutta percha cases, are blown from station to station. The convenience of these messages Is immense. A steam engine forces in ablast of air, and in about a lnintite it travels a distance ot l)su yams, There are at present thirteen stations on the underground railway: and as the jieo ple walk upon the streets of Loudon, electricity is flashing messages above thtir heads, arid little fciissive are whizzing and - uji iiiin liiai iimici men iv i. , . -umm m 500 messages pass lo and fro in a day.' i'ne ,irainag5 system of London presents a woru of underground streets, some two or tiree thousand miles in extent. All tm. drains empty kito three great sewers I running parallel" with the Tliames which sewtrs connect in the neisliborhood of victoria Park.and through Harking Creek iHschargc into the river. 3Ien are' eon i rintlt i-nuilm-fil I- stantly emphn-ed keeping these drains in rcpti'r. Londoners never pour a pail of i fv.n.,1 resemble vaulted galleries; in the sides of i whiciiaretrapsfonuini'V-arroussmallchan- I III llfTl lit crtmi u-ifnt-c r-srtM nc they .sonictimts do ilurinr a tlmnder- 1lllllin. tYll trrtktf is ftni-ft c-n rvtr.1. ca-v I 1 - -a aav iT sui. r-i r til 14 V 4 1 r-F ' ,lwt "pon raJ asions men have lost , their lives. Lake Titicara. Tills i the mo-t siiigularandiutentiiig lake in the world. Mtuated on the crest ol the AiuKs. it is the highest large IhmIv of fresh water: and a' concurrent tradi tions point to it as the siot where Manco Capac. the first Inea. appeared and woke tliealMirigiual trilies from their long sleep ot'liarliari-ni and ignorance, il is the histi ric center of South America. Humlnddt called it the theater of the earliest Ameri- i-au civilization. On an i-land within it are the iuiM-ing ruins of the Temple of me Mm, and all around are monument which attest the skill and magnificence ot tlie i mas. There are al-o. as at l laiiuana co amtSilustani.the remains of burial tow. ers and palace, which antedate the cru- -ailes. ami are therelore pn-mcanai. Iike Titieaea is about the i.e ot our Ontario, shallow on the west and north. di-ep toward the cast and south. I'lic eastern or Bolivian shore, lieing kicked by tlie lolly range ot ttorata, is vety high and precipitous. The lake never freezes over. although the tcmiM-ratiirc of Puno is often it" at sunrise. Two little steamers oi iw tons each do a trilling business. Steam is generated bv llama dung, the only fuel of the country: for there are no trees with in 15t) miles. The steamer actually co-t their weight in silver ; for their traii-por- tation (in pieces) from the coast cost as mucli as me original price. A stcamooat company has just asked from Bolivia the exclnive privilege of navigating Titieaea and the Kio Desaguailero to 1-ago Pampa. with a guaranty of six per cent, cost on the capita! and a sluirein ail new mines discov ered. Professor Ortou. the latest traveler in that region, calls attention to the fact Jliat Iike Titieaea is not o high as usually given in geographical works bv about twit Hi t. Its true attribute is IJ.lfi:! lii't. and in the dry season it is four feet less. This fact has lieen revealed by the consecutive leveling made in building the An quipa railway just finished, which reaches from the Pacific to Like Titieaea. The road rises from the sea to Areqtiipa. 7..m0 feel ; thence to the summit, 1 I.iJiU) feet ; ami then descends over 2.0110 feet, to Pit no on tlie west shore of the lake, a distance by the track of :tl miles from the ocean. Peiitlandt's estimates of Sorata. lllimaiii. ami other peaks ol" the Andes, Iiavingstart cil from the Titieaea level as a base line, must come down full '5(H) feet. Scientific American. THE PLEDGE AT SPUNK 1' POfST. a i.w.uor vnrrrors kkiokt axp iiivmin CKKKIIlV. l:v J.mx HAY. ltA all .fry wi-U li:rirtacliiiiv, ' Ilitt lirnfhin' nml itmrtiri iliin't '! I'm i--lcii on virtue anil timp'rani'c, Ami von can't rinir it in on me. Jrst liMlillr alon; triih your plelgc, 'Squire, r.i mat's wnai you want rueio surn; l!etvit mr anil vim, I've ra thar. Ami I'll not take any in mine. A yrar lf t Ko'lli July , lut o" the Ixiys wai here; We all (rot rornnl ami niirnnl Hie ilei!(te Fur to ilrink no more that vear. There was Tilman .toy ami sheriff Mcl'hail, Ami me ami Aimer Krv, AnJ Shelby's iwv, I.evmcui, Anil theiiolyef ' I.uke anil Cy. Ar.il we anteeil up a hnnilreil In the haml.4 ol lleacon Kiilce, Fur to be iliriiltil the lollerin' Ko'th ' Jlnnpst the boys lhat kep' Ihe pleilce. And we knnweil each other no well, 'Mpiire, Von may tale my acalp for a tool V.t i Very nun h hen he feigned hta name Diiln't f.el 'lea l sure ot the iool. Kur a while it all went lovely; VVe put up a jnl next day Kur to make Jov b'lieve that lib wife was dead, Anil he went home miilUlin' cay. Then Abnrr Fry he killed a man. Ami more ne wa. nunfr, jicrnan Jest bilaeil thewiililerouten her cheer By giltin' him slewed in jail. But ChrU'mas scooieil the Sheriff 'the ririmoirii fathered him in And Slu-lby'aboy, Leviticus, Was New Year's tifrht as sin : Ami alone in March the Golycrs ;ot so drunk that a fresh-biled owl Would 'a looked, 'longiiIe o' them two young men, Like a kober tem'ieranee fowl. For months alone I walked Ihe chalk ; 1 Uioiijnt mv neart would ureas. Ami all them bova a-tlappin' my back, And axin. "Wnat'U you take?" I never slept without ilreumin' dreams Of Burton. Peach, or Rye, But I chawed at my nipetr-head anil swore l u lane mat iuoi urine. At last the Vo'th I humped myselt Through chores anil breakfast boon. Thi-n scooted down to Tanrart's store. r or ine piriige was on i n on ; Ami all Ihe buys was gathered thar. And each man hilt his Class, Wntchin' me anil the clock, quite solemn like, mr lo sec ine lasi minuie pass. The clock struck twelve ! I raised Ihe jag. Anil took one lurin' pun was holler clar Irons skull to boots, It pei rued I conMn't cit full But I was roused by a tlenlih l.oish lhat might hare raised thciKad Them nrnary sneaks hail sot the clock A bait an hour ahead! "AH right," Isqnawked, "you're pt me; Jestonler Tour drinks agin. And we'll luildle up to the II, aeon's Ami scoop the ante in . " But when He tot up to Kolpe's, What a tight w.u that we saw! The Deacon and Parson Skei ters In the tail of a gan.e of draw. They hadshook 'em the heft of the ranrnin'. The Pirson's !: was fj'r. And be raked, the minute we sot thar. The last of out pool on apa'r. So. no more temp'rance for me, 'Squire; I 'low its all ii r; line. But iz lurnieself.'l thank ye, I'll not take any in mine. llnrjitr't Wttllg. Empty Cist ems. Everybody knows well enough that un less water runs into our cisterns we can by no device pump It out. Therefore we are careful to see that all the rainfall on our roof is conducted thither, and that the piMS are kept unobstructed.' Even our wells will jio drv in times of drouth, the sprimrs bv which thev are fed failing for want of the earl v or the Litter rains. The parallel holds perfectly between our minds and our cisterns. Unless they are continuallv fed with the pure streams of knowledirc. thev will inevitably become empty and dry How mam mental cis- tenis we lind. capacious enough, and with all the appliances for getting water from mem, mat omy vieiu to our movement oi the pump-iiainiie a warm, stale, turbid stream of gossip, or complaint, or gar rulous prattle a rtream how 'difh-rent from the cool, sparkling, refreshing flow from -a mind continually replenished by the jierusal of books constantly falling from the press, or by the well-springs of an cient lore. We may pick up knowledgc every where. A good newspaper will give us many valuable thoughts which we may reflect upon while engaged in ouronlinary duties. It is reflection that makes truth our own. One.-hould liave always on liand some valuable book quite outside his or dinary pursuits, ami read a little in it atten tively every nay. Tlie life which is totally taken tip with supplying physical wants'is not worth the living. Our minds not less tlian our lodie need suitable food, tliat their hunger may lie satisfied; iiphI to be clothed in the fair robes of knowledge and wisdom, that their nakedness do not appear; need to be adorned with the ornaments of literature, tltnt they be attractive and pleasing to their companions, it is riirht and our duty to care for the IhhIv. but the life is more tlian meat and the body than raiment. If ue mu-t choo-e between tine dros and tine thought-. hall we not take the latter": Eleiratit tVirnitiiredoe- not make the home: cleirjiit dn and sHrrouuiliii!s do not make the man or the woman. To clo-e as we ItejDin. liettcrthe old-fa-hioned well- -wcepand the iiio-SH-ovenil bucket, with the well of unfailing and ice-cold water !c- low. tlian all the modern icnvtions ot contrivance for rai-insr water placed alnive an euiptv cistcrn.or afoul and failing' well. A". )'. Trihunc. The Oldest Human IMic. In the Etritsi-an Vase I'nom of the Rrit i-h .MiiM'iim is to lie .-ecu the skeleton of one Pharaoh Mvkeriuu-. decently inca-cd in its original burial clot lies, and surround ed by fragments of the cotlln. whereon the name of it.- occupant can 1m- caily read bv r.i:vptologits, atlonling eoncliijive ei- deiuv that it once contittieil the mummy ofa king who was rcijrniiiziii K"Vt inore thaiiai-eiittiry iH'forethe time of Abra ham. The proof i thus explained In the Genlltnum's Mu?aanc. April. ISMS: Alnuit two years ago. Ilerr Ilumicheii. a tlcrinaii explorer of the monuments of Egypt, fol lowing up the indications iHiuteil out by M. Marictfc. a distiiiirui-htil an lianlo-ji-t. di-covertil on the buried walls of the tem ple ol O-iris, Abydos. a large tablet iim tainini; the iianies of the ancient Pharaoh from the time o( MNraim thegrand-oiiof .oan. aim loiiniicr oi ine r.gvpitui mon archy to that of l'lianioh S ti I., the fa ther of the well-known Kaiiiescsthe ISreat. including thereby the chronology of nine centuries, viz.: from If. V. i:!00 to II. V. I-KH). I his tablet, by far the mo-t impor tant yet discovered, iias Ih-cii compared to the sculptured figure-of the Kings of Enr- land. at the ("rj-.-tal Palai-c, from William the Conqueror" to her Majesty IJuevn Vle tom. Astronomical evidetici-. moreover. enables us to determine the time of two important epoch- in the bi-tory of Egypt. one of which is connected with our pres ent subject. Sir.lohn Hcrschel has fixed the age" of the lireat Pyramid of tJhieli to the middle of the t weiit v-sccond century i:.t. The tablet of Abvdos .-hows that the Pharaoh who-c Ihihs we now possess succeeded the builder of the I real Pyra mid with only two intervening kings.'We are, therefore, warranted in a-.-iiming that the remains ot Pharaoh Mykeriiius lielotig to the age to which we have a igiied them. 77ir nurlitoj II i.nr.. Ilcliigladylike. We all know. s;iys a writer, that U ing 'nulailylike" U the phrae. lint, then, wliat is iM'ing ladylike? In wliat does this ladvlikeisiii eiiu-ist. which js strivuii after by so many? This is a question which lines not lK-ar mucli talking altout ; like a plum, the bloom comes oil even as we Handle it: it is aditlleult task toilcluie. though not. iH-rhaps, to fi-cl. It may lie an olil-fa-hioniil, even an aluio-t obsolete. prejudice, but I am inclined to think that a 1 uly doing any mortal thing that i- con venient ami nwessary, ami w Inch is also fitting that -as a woman she should do, is truly ladylike; and. further, that any one wh() is as'liamed to do this is pot quite wor thy to Ik- so considered. It is to lie Cured, however, that this view of the wonl is fast dving out. for nowadays it seems that to do anything that a woman should not do to lie masculine. loud, independent is eoli-itlcred "the thing," but to be simply useful, to be inilcpc nilciit m tlie way oi do ing just what comes to hand without wor rying aliout what 'W'ople think." L,ala! by many considered as singularly unlady like and wanting in style. Women such as these last are, iintortiinatelr, brought into disrepute by and confounded with tlue who affect to despise ami think little of the world's opinion, setting it at nought, as it were, by an aflectation of indepenil ence, but who would, nevertheless, lie the la-t to make themselves really useful. With such a these before the eves, one is almost inclined to make excuses for that old-fashioned pluise of vulgarity, tine laily- ism, which, looli-h anil ridiculous as it is. is Icssoliicetionable by many degrees than the boldness of our present manners. A Self-Registering Thermometer. An improved automatic registering and printing thermometer has long been a desi deratum, and according to Professor Hough, this has now been realized, m the invention of an instrument admirably idaptcd to the purpose. In the construc tion of this apparatus there is the utmost simplicity. It consists of a brass tube. Iient in the form of a siphon, the closed leg of which is tilled with alcohol, and the oM-u with inercuty, and. on. tlie surface of tlie mercury, in tins open end. mere rests an ivory float, suspended from a delicate balance, having platinum wire atlaclieil to each end of the lever. Xow, wlien the column of mercury iu the thermometer tube rises or falls from the cflect of temjt erature. the platinum wires dip iu small mercury cups underneath them, thereby causing a current of electricity to pass through one oi two cieciro-magneis ope rating mechanism for giving motion to a tine micrometer screw. The motion of this screw elevates or lowers the balance, thereby breaking the circuit. Whenever a change ot temperature equal to one-tenth ofa degree occurs, the magnetic current circuit is complete, and tin) screw is moved to a spaw equivalent to the change in tnc height of the mercury in the thermometer. At the same time the clock-work moves the tvpc-whecls indicating the tempera ture, which is printed each hour on a slip of Kier moving in front of them. A pen cil held against a revolving drum also re cords a continuous curve, exhibiting at a glance the height of the thermometer. Use of Phosphorus in Xenralgia. A valuable pajer has lieen contributed by Dr. .1. Ar-hbiirton Thompson to the Practitioner, London, on the use of phos phorus in neuralgia, large doses being employed by him for this purpose, and with marked success, Jle re-ords eighteen cases, and arranges them in three clashes acute primary attack.'-, acute recurrent at tacks, and chronic cases. Six cases occur in each class. In the first class, the ages ranged between 25 and 40 ; in the second, between 30 and CO: in the third, between 21 ami 40. Some of Hie patients suffered from tri-geminal, some from cenico-occip- iLU. some lroni servico-pracniai neuralgia, and one in the second class from sciatica. All the cases in the first two classes were cured; of the third class three were cured, one of the patients having been afflicted -ixtif n vcjirs without a week's freedom from pain ; two, lioth consumptives, were relieved : aim one uncomplicated ca-e. woman aged 40. with affection of the fifth nerve, of ten months' duration, failed to be benefited, although she was treated for fifteen dav.s. As might be expected, the Mirrinmf-"icf. tnAlr lnnfst rn curvr but ill all the caes helped, relief followed the first few do-es. Don't tell a child you will do anything unless you intend to'kecp your prombe. A strict obs.ervanee of this .rule may are you the agony of seeing your child be come a liar. "If you say. ""I'll skin von alive !" go and skin it "though it brings tears to your eyes. PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS. If ever a moon was made of green cheese it was the honeymoon. " I'm peculiarly uneasy on this point," said the tly lo the young gentleman who stuck him on the end ot a needle. "The one thing," says Jean Paul, which a maiden mo-t ea-ily forgets. Is how .-he looks hence mirrors were in vented." Emkksox say : The way to make t he woildlH'tler is by reforming "numlH-r one. then there is surely one less villain iu the world." A vorxi: man. having put aerown-piiiv into -the plate" in an' Edinburgh church by mistake, instead of a pcinry. asked lo hae it back, but wa- refused." In once, in forever." "Awcel. awi-el." grunted he, " I will get credit for It in Heaeii." Xa. na," said .leem, the doorkccHT. "ye'll get credit only for the penny ye meant to riV " e - Tine teacher of an infant school lcid her attention called to one little fellow who was listening to wliat she said. She was teaching her class the elements of English hi-tory. and wishing to mv if he knew w hat she was talking almut. she suddenly a-ked, Johnny, w ho killed King Kiillis:1' With a siirprt-cd look, he replied, " Wbr, I didu't-kiiow he was dead." Thk (ialesburg widow met her swain at a tcmiM'rancc meeting, and gave him SCOiM to meet some notes coming due : the Phil adelphia widow gave lT lover j?;t,000 to lunil-h tlie House nicy were to live in : me Newark widow gave her San Francisco licaii, whom she met at a church festival, a house valued at $7,000 to disiMio of. The lovers all oekctcd tin; money and de camped. The ioor women deserve pilv for their confidence, if nothing more. A w idow choking with affection for a heart's idol can not reasonably oe cxHctcd to telegraph all round the country to inquire from wliat, if any, penitentiary her adorer has emerged. However. It would hecheaiv- er in the long run to do . CAUajio Trib une. DftllN Canon and (. jscr Peak. There Is a deep gorgejust north of Gey r Peak known as IVvil's Canon. The Hog's Hack Kange is its southern Imuiii- tlarv. and a high mountain separating Itig .Sulphur Creek from the canon forms its northern wall. Ihe stream wlncli runs through the gorge tumbles over a rocky I ml of boulders hurled in wild dis order from the ailjaivnt mountains. Little Sulphur Creek comes In from the south east, sweeping round the foot of t'evscr .Mwiintauip lornilng a nan-circle, ami is joined by the water from Di-vil's-Canoii. In the fork orilietwostn-amsrisesdevser Peak. 3.170 feet aliove the sea level, a bold landmark, familiar to all residents of this mid Russian I'ivcr Valley. The old Foss trail to the Ovyser Springs wound round its crest, from'whlch thousands of travel ers from all parts of the world have looked down into the gloomy depths of Devil's Canon, the scene of the adventures we are about to relate. lcars ago. when Santa Rosa was a scattering liamlet. when only liere and mere a reiice otjstrucieu travel inanyui rcction over the broad unfilled plains, a well-known pioneer citizen, still a resident of this township, started to visit a sheep ranch on Big Sulphur Creek, just beyond the section first described. He was dressed in the lialf-Spanlsh, half-American style peculiar to the ranchers of tliat day. Hi horse w:is lithe, muscular and high-spirit ed, caitarisoncd after tlie California style a head-stall or luur ornamenteil Willi col ored tassels, a bridle with heavily-plated Spanish bit and fastenings. About the horn of tlie saddle was coiled a rawhide riata. Leaving the site of tlie present town of Healdsburg.the riihrtook an obscure trail leading northeasterly in the direction of his shecp-cainp, which he expected to reach before sundown. The trail led over spur after spur jutting out from the main range of the Mayacamas Mountains. Before tlie traveler realized the fact tlie lofty hills above and around him were clothed in the purple hues of a midsummer sunset. When winding around the narrow trail oil thc eastern face of Ueyser Peak, the sun sank beneath tnc nonzon. ine canon ueneatit him looked dark ami uninviting wedge shaped. like a valley turned edgewise in the hills. Between him and his destina tion Devil's Canon anil tlie ridge dividing it from Big Sulphur Creek still intervened. He commenced tlie descent on a trail not followed without care even by tlie broad light of the sun. Urging Ids hone, he was soon amid a grove of lofty nines, whose crests, first below tlie level of vision, noon after formed a tlark bulwark behind him. He reached and crossed safely the rocky bed of tlie stream, and commenced to as cend tlie opposite side, which was precip itous and bare. It was now quite dark. He trusted solely to the instinct of his horse, which struggled up the steep ascent sure-footed and strong of wind. His dog. a constant companion, kept close beside him. After gome time be readied a place which afforded sufficient standing-room to rest his jaded Horse, supposing ne was near the summit, lie forced tlie horse, which manifested a strong desire to go In a con trary direction, along a way which seemed to the rider more smooth and direct. Pass ing over tlie levJ space, he perceived they liad commenced to descend, ana supposed that he hail crossed the summit of the ridge, when he felt that his horse wns slipping ; its fore-feet were extended and haimcbM down. Faster and faster they west! Realizing the danger as they came beneath the branches of a stunted oak, the rider snnni? from the saddle, holding in but hand the riata, to which he clung with the instinct or despair : one end was anout tne horse's neck, and the bight caught round the oak on the opposite sid of which the rider bad fallen. Hand over hand, by tlie stout raw-hide. he climbed up tlie steep ascent, and grasped the tree. The riata. relieved of its heavy strain, rattled around it; there was a thumping sound as the horse endeavored to lioiu ins looting, a crasn ami nreaaing of brush, a wild, half-human shriek, an in stant of appaling stillaess, and then a crushing thud! Terrified at his narrow escape, the traveler remaimad he knows not how long, clinging to the friendly oak, cold Deads of sweat rolling down his fore head. He groped hU way up the hill, clinging to the undergrowth, catting, as occasion requited, a foothold with his knife, reaching the stimmit in safety. Tlie light of a waning moon, which rose above the horizon, enabled him to find bis way down the mountain to Big Sulphur Creek, which lie followed up to his. sheep camp, located near the place where the Cloverdale and Geyser5prings ToU-housc now stand.. Xext morning lie returned to the scene ot his frightful adventure,and found where he had left tlie trail, and turned to tie- rection or the precipice, lieio w tne einmn i but firmly-rooted oak a track was broken i through the cliaparral. DeaeemBng tne lose of the nrrc-inice. lie found, wedged m the jaws of Devil Canon, the bodr of his gallant sted, t-roshed tea jelly I 'n? hail round and apparently rcmiuiieu.;" the dead horse through tixti&t. ,J?t mingled expression of pity and we" " croBched and fawned about the feet of m master. v