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t; 1! if n -a "THE BLESSINGS OF GOVERNMENT, LIKE THE D&WS OF I1EAVEN, SHOULD BE SHoNVERfiD ALIKE UPON THE RICH AND THE POOR' UckH Vr A Fatally HewspapeftTdeiroted to Politic. Literature. Science, Agriculture, Foreign trat! öosncsdc Kcivs. ) If Flynontti, ätfohall County, Indiana, Wednesday, Jan. 7. 1S52. Number 5L Volume 1. fin Jj . ' -- - . l 1' y ' -i r - 3 r'l . 0 ,1 ill 3 3 n ) ''. At I 1 ; ! ?'9 3 T P, Y . FOND WORDS. Fond ivordi from those most cherished, How sweet, how sweet their power!! They fecm like notes melodious Frm Hearen's celestial bower: Their sound still lingering erer Around life's chequered war. No tin: can e'er dissever-- ' The j hare a hallowed rar. How of'. m through this pathway Of hope and chilling fears. Fve sighed for some kind spirit, To dry my flowing tears! Fur when the heart seems broken, And all U sad and lone. One word f fondness speken. Can foollic each mournful tone! Then.whfre can hearts desponding A balm or solace find? Oh, we sfu.il find itevtr In a sympathizing min i! One word cf fondness spoken, Re-kind!5 '.ore and peace E'en constancy's blest token; Their powjr can never erase! Fr.m tf.e Fli? or our Union. THE TOOK ITALIAN FOU:VnEIt. A Lfgeiii-rv Story of Ihf Silrcry Cliicf of Limerick. BV r.lLC0S3RtnGE. Toor Po:, we never think of bells hu' We are reiuin led of his chinv'S "Kcrtpin time, time, time. In a io:t c? r taic rliymc To the tin'innaSulati jn that so mu äcally swells Fro n the teils, belli, bclU?" Theri is an enilrss them for the mind an I ptMi in the harmony an I h'utory of I'VlIs. Their paternity, lilicthe original itj of the pyramids. i hid len in the dust of tjes. while the popularity of tht-ir in vention und applicjtioü !us suffered no I t h ! nf r. fl j ion by tue up.e 01 um; tney oettc, everiasting tie to our ear- diminution have a po li;st recollections, fur the homely chimt ti( tlie village church of onr boyhood still haunts u. in our sleeping and waking hours; viiitin thr shipwrecked mariner upon tlie desolate coast; tli? traveller -in the far-oir wilderness; the soli'ir iii com for'tless camps, and the poor prisoner in his cell. lik. blissful furbingis biddiiii; them, if but for a fleetinj; mom-'tit, be innocent and happy a"ain. We often wish that the great spirit of invention would create some substitute for the ple beian purposes to which bells are? now applie'l. The huge "pot metal" a Hairs of factories, fire-engine towers, and ambi tious rural church-s. "In the startled cu o (nvn :' n;?rM, How thty rrc tm out tfie'r air. v'i:! Too m'i-:r S'irrifiei to sf'iaii. They a i only shriek, shr'.e't! Out of (all manner of) time.'' Until the ear, soul, s-en-s become so appalled at the very sound of bttls. that the. 4,priiici'' of campanologists with the most melodious chime tiiii side of St. Mary's tower. Limerick, would almost fail to arouse the appetite to such a ban quet .as they are wont to offer the ear mid soul of melody. But oi ihce "Lim erick's chime" we have a story. Centuries ago so far back into the dim and dark vista of by-g'Mic gs, that history becomes nearly a jst-like out irc of primiry fact Fazino Fronti, a poor young artizan in the small foundry of the small villa of Mizza i"rti. toiled and dreamed over the hobby u( his hert the twit's fdluus of h'u fdtc a chime of bell! Faziuo was a bell caster; his mister u-ai a famed founder of boll?, but the young man's ambition soared to cast a complete chime that should not only as toiitsh the master of Mdzzvtort! himseit. but reap the admiration of the world of chimes, and win for him the dizzy height which the mad ambition of the world so sighk for the perdom of par txctlltntt'. And this dream he mused for years, and in silence and patient pride wrought his purpose out. U was a gala day. and the villager of Mazza-torti. xvell dressed in their gayest attire, were on the eve of festivity and pleasure, and with a heart of joy and a face of doubt and trembling, tha young artizan sought the abode of the master founder, and begged, as a favor, that he would honor his abode in an obscure and remote section of the village with bis presence. "Signor," said the youofc artizan. "I have cast a bell, I wish you to hear it chime. Holy St. Tago!" exclaimed the matter, i3 it a mere bell thou would'st have n.e hear? I've no time; this is not a business day. my good lad. Let's to pleasure; never mind thy bell; go to. amustf thyself; let work alone for the day.' But, siguor, mine is no common bell, or I would not dare to aßk the master of Masza-torti's fouudry to har it chime." The youth is mad,' said the master founder tu himself; but I'll humor his imcy; hs's & good workman, and it will cos, but a moment of my gala lima." 'Go on, Fatino. I'll hear thy bell." j In course of a few minutes, muter and man stood tinder the roof of the humble bode of the young founder. Suspended I from stout besot, some ten feet from j the earth, Fazino had suspended a bell. not so large, indeed, as to attract anjr wonder from the mister founder of Mar sttorti, but so exquisitely wrought and polished in finish that the master threw up his hands at the threshold of Fazino's bode, and exclaimed: "Ha! hal Well done, by St. Iago.well done, boy.M "But haar it chime, master," said Fjz ino, jumping upon a high form and rap ping the bell gently with an iron baton. "Dingdingdong, ding, ding, ding, ding.'" The master bell-founder of Mazzi-torti fell back amazed! "Holy Virgin! 'tis silver!" "0 no, master, that were not possible; all Mazza-torti would not furnish me metal so precious to cast my chime!" "I were unblessed else, boy, but that thy bell is silver; give me thy clapper (and hitting the bell more vigorous than his workmin, the melodious tones a;ain, in increased rapture sm e th. air) Ding-g-g-g-g, ia ', dm;;, ding, ding, din gle, dingle, dingle, ding, ding-g-g g-g!" And there stood the entranced bell founder with his iron baton. hamraring awiy at the almost celestial chime of his workman, while that person, unobserved to Ins master, disappeared and soon re turned with a fellow-workman, bearing another bell of the same unique work imnship as the first, but of a much larg er size, an 1 with despatch they s.vung it to the beam, and the amazed mtster was desired to try its tone. He struck the fine bell a blow, and cried out: "Are Marie:" He stood aghast. Did he dream? "Strike again, good master," said Faz ino, as himself and twoothers brought in yet another bell of the glorious chime, and under the influence of his almost su- pernatural senses. the master founder of! AW u contillued his rap3 atl(1 rolIg , . . . ' . ui nie nun uaiuii uii iiir magii; ucus, Uli I til six of these peerless chinns werei strung within arm reach of the grand 1 performer. j And all the inhabitants of Mazza-torti I flocked thither, for it was in vain that that the distant chirrie of the old moss covered toWer and revered bells of St. Inz rang their paeans upon the soft air of the Italian morn, or that the gay retinue of festive decorations adoTfted the wonted spot vl?efc the revellers basked in gaiety and shade. As the multitude augmented; the fervor of the master founder seemed to increase. He ran out now the merry festivf and the marriage peal, and then the sombre arid slow chants of death pro cession, rriiking those of the gay throng stand in groups of solemn awe transfix ed like statues. Oasing. from sheer exhaustion, his companologian labors, the master founder threw his arms about the neck of the workman and wept irr joy, for he was not inclined to erivy his poor journey mandamp his genius with wet blankets of fdint praise, or find flaws to peck at iu the art of his head and hands. He wept, and in the face of the throng de clared: "Thy sweet bells, Fazino, will make thee glory and wealth; Mazza-torti's foun der never cast surh bells as these, nor all Italy before ever heard auch chimes! St. Uro! said the master gaz ng at the bells, "how, Fazino, hast thou found time, how hast thou found this precious precious mcfai to cast thy bells? 'Tis wonderful wonderful!"' And the old man stood off musjnly, exclaimln: "Wonderful wonderful!" And the live long day the throng in- crested, coming from hill and mountain. t.lley and plain the shepherd leaving his flocks, the beggar his crutch, the housewife and the servants their "du ties," and the nobleste their 'dignity and pride to mingle in the common audito ry around the humble abode of Fazino Fronti, and drink the silvery harmony of his matchless bells. It was a great day an advent of greater importance to the quiet and peaceful, the secluded vil lage of Mazza-torti, than even the great est day in the calendar of festivities and gala isans! The remote, obscure place was to be great in fame's annals; the poor artisan was to be lifted from the obscu rity and depression of poverty and toil to a niche of honor, glory and profit! And the name of the humble Fazino Fronti unknown, unhonorcd and unsung was now in the mouths of all the theme of tongues. The silvery chinas brought men from afar, and the hut of Fazino became the temple of conversazione for musical Solois of the surrounding country. It was apparent that the artistic formation of these bills, though unique, was not wonderful; but their rich tone indicated such purity of metal, as none other than silver could accord; and this fact not only begat much inquiry, but many doubts and suspicions of the mode and manner by which these charmed bell came so un- hearldfd into the world, and into the pos session of one so humble and obscure. But this was Fazino's secret. The bells were there, they were his own; he cast them, how or when, ft mattered not: be was a bell caster. He showed them his implements, his rude smelting fur nace, and his temporary and laborious means by which he did the work; the char acter ol the m? fa I was new and wonder ful to them. Fazino claimed it was a grand discovery of his own, and so it was. The story and sublimity of thsj bells reached theeais of a powerful monastery conclave of monks and their nobleise pat rons, iu the mouutaiuj of V'uto Vechita. and at once a deputation awaited upon the artiziu to hear his chime and leajn his terms. "Three thousmd piastres! Hjly Vir gin! art mad?' "0 no, holy father!" responded the humble artizin; "my bells will weigh down fifty thousand of thy good piastres and their tone is quite as rich as the pi astres, holy father." But thou dost not claim iu them metal pure as silver?" "I do not; but let my good mister of Mazza torti's foundry nam to thee their price. If this will .ilUfy." "Be it so; let Signor Girvella be call ed," siia the holy deputation, and the master founler came. He rendered unto his late worknnu the reverence due ex a l teil genius and worth, and in presence of the churchly deputation, pronounced the chime of Faziuo peerless, wonderful, and thrown away at three thousand pias tres each. Though astonished at the sum. they were more so at the rich tone of the bells, and so the holy men paid down the three times three thousand pi astres, and the bells were theirs. Fazino j Fronti was now a rich man; his old and gooJ mister gave up his trade to the famed young workmin, resting upon the fruits of long and successful toil, to ad mire the genius aud the energy of his pro totype. In cour;.e of a few days, arrangements were completed to remove the chime to its distant home in the mountains. The nrüJTrpss of .nr.rtinn wa o - - - - " tedious, and after mdiiy wearisome relays animals and mju, accidents and delays. tne bells reached the deep, dark valley of Viet0 vhita. Upon the top of the 11,5x1 "ntain. som? two leagues in the distance, stood the monastery, whose old old bells, harsh now and out of joint, were ringing in their more noble and ex pensive successors. But night threw its darkmtntle over the deep and lonely valley, au.l Ute caravan rested uniil the unrrow, when their last totlsom.s march! should complete the transportation, and the silvery chime should be baptized in the soft fresh air of the ancient monaste ry on the topmost peak of Vieto Vachita. The muletteers had unharnessed their weary anim its, gave them provender, as well as filled their own hungry paunches; and now upon the. ground they deposited their bodies for the uight, leaving a small guard of the escort on duty during the lonely vigils betwixt them and morning. But to!. as if by some magical and super natural contrivance, each bush became a brigand! Each twig and limb a carbint or stiletto! "Holy St. Francis! the brigands!" cried the guard. "Not a word," hoarsely answered the fierce leader of the mountain bravos, "not a word of alarm, or your bones will be left in the vaults of Father Fietro, on the top of Vieto Vechita!" And passing a round among the sleepers and the rest of the dismayed guard, the. brigand chief pertly plied his knotted scarf over their nearly paralyzed limbs, urging them to move quickly with the work he had in view. Soon the famed chime, under the more expert escort of the mountain rangers, was flying rapidly, the poor muletteers and disarmed soldiers knew not whither. But as dawn returned, and many miles now ktretched out between the valley and the captors, the brigand chief enter tained his unwilling friends handsomely, then directing their armes to be returned taws means ot being quickly used again he sent them back with a proper guide, with his compliments to the holy fathers and the famed founder of these rare bells. Great was the outery, search and ex pedition following this brigand robbery; and for weeks and months the hills and mountains wer scoured by armed forces intent upon the capture and torture of the sacrilegious robbers. But nothing more transpired to detect the whereabouts of the brigands or the bells. Some hi its were thrown out that Fazino Fronti was not altogether ignorant of the fate of his chime, but the founder put a pall upon these, base suspicions by contributing freely to the support of the troops and others who sought the robbers, and even offered to refund the price given him by the monks for his chime, if when found, they declined receiving them again. But the people talked, and they were suspi cious, and they murmured; and Fazino grew weary and disheartened; and he wished it had never been his fortune to cast the glorious chime. He wished him self the humble workman he was before putting his fingers on the forms of Iii bells, and dreamed it would be a blissful thing for him now to be by the side of his dcid and gone master, whose remains lay tranquilly in the little vaults Of the little rtomstery of St." Inez. Fa zi no's business grew dull; the wheTof hi3 for tune was reversed, and all he did now seemed unpro3perous. Faztno Fronti's wedding, in ernhn o. was indefinitely postponed, and thr black eyed maiden of his choice went to hr grive in her purposed bridal robes. Xlsian I'M e darned if the little hrits didn't ff.il tv l r , rt ff A in r"i Ilntd ff f rtt a I turn it i, 4 4WKa nl.f Inmi aav nf 'a grew old, not from mere lapse of time, but from withered hopes and tainted rep utation, and a few brief years mi l the once famed and fortunate founder of Mtz-za-torti a penniles wanderer! Faziuo Fronti went to Spain, and in the ancient metropolis of Midrid, he on:e more esayeJ by his art and perse verance to rebuild his fortunes; but the star of his destiny was fixed, unpropi tious; and at length age began to decay his vital powers, and the prematurely old man sighed to die, if not where his glo riou3chim'i could be heard, at lea? t where their maiden reverberation.? once smote ! the air With view of returning once more to his home, he set out in a vessel from Spain, and was. by means of a luri ous hurricane, blown off to the distant seas, and finally rescued, with his follow passsngers and the miriners, hy an Irish vessel, boun I to Limerick. It was upon the early morn of a lovely day, when the vessel dropped anchor in view of the still and lovely city. Fazo- ui Fronti, the poor old withered in in. had a presentiment that he must die at otice, if not put on the calm, quiet shore; and to gratify the poor old Italian, whose hours, indeed, seemed to the captain numbered, he s?.i him iu a small boat. with two sailors, to the quay of the har bor. Faziuo sat quietly musing in the stern of the little boat; the peals of the little boat; the peals of many bells mote upon the ear, and at length another a chime rang out clear, mathlees, beauti full The old man sat bolt upright, his eyes glistened with a fresh and brilliant fervency; he bagged the seamen to paitse upon their oars; the bells, noble bells. now pealed loud and thrilVinj above all the rest, and the old man ctasell his bony fingers, and casting crie look upward, ke exclaimed "My bells, my bells! t hear my bells once more! God, I thank thee, I thank " lie was dead; the poor fated found-r of the charmed bells ceasad to live! Upon the music of hli glorious chime, the soul of Fazino Fronti floated to heaven. How or wnen these bells' reached Lim-! erick, and were hung in St. M try's tower, hestory does not inform us. It is sup posed that this rare tone is mostly com- posed of silver, buried treasure found by! the poor young artizan, and secretly smelted and moulded into this wonderful and harmonious Limerick chime. Danger ot JCIectionccria?. The New Orleans Hicayune rejoicing in the possession of a live Yankee as a correspondent, who, having wandered as far South as Louisiana peddling notions, had settled down somewhere in the State, and there concluded to run for Congress, The following extract of a letter to the Editor of the Picayune, describing one of his electioneering tours, is a specimen of the luck he had in that delightful busi ness. "Well. I put up with a first rate. good natured feller that I met at a billiard ta ble, I went in and was introduced to his wife, a fine, fat woman, who looked as though she lived on laffin; her face was j sua wa a u u illkCl a wuucaiiri Tf C 4 talked about my gal, und about the weath er, and so on in came three or four children, laffin and skippin as nurry as crickets. There warn't uo candle lit, but I could see they were Sue looking fellows; and I started for my saddle-bags, in which I put a lot of sugar candy for the chil dren as I went along. 'Come here,' said I, 'you little rogue, come along here, and tell me what your name is;' the oldest then came up to me, and said he, 'My name is Fter Smith, sir." "And what's your name, sir?" said I. "Bob Smith, sir." The next said his name was Bill Smith and the fourth said his name was Tommy Smith. Well I gave 'em sugar candy, and old Miss Smith was so tickled that that she laughed all the time; Mr. Smith looked on, but didn't Fay much. "Why," says I, 'rMiss Smith, I wouldn't take a good deal for them four boys, if I had 'em, they a'e so' beautiful and sprightly." "No," said she, laffin, "I set a good deal of store by 'era, but we spoil 'em too much." "Oh no," said I, "they're ra'al well behaved children, aud by gracious,' said I, pretending to be startled by a sudden idea of a striking resemb'ence between them boys and their father, and I looked at Mr. Smith. "I never did see anything equal to it," says I, "your eyes, mouth, forehead, a perfect picture of you, rir," says I. tapping the oldest on the pate. I thought Miss Smith would have died laf fin at that; hsr bead fell back, nui idic shook the whole house laffin. D you think so, Co1. Jcit's?" siys she. an I sin -looked towards Mr. Smith, and I thought she'd go off in 1 fit. Ys," saivs I. "I do really think so." "Hi. hi. hi how?" say s Mr. Smith. kinder half lafiin, '-you're too hard on me j with your jokes. I "I ain't jokin at all, they're hanusum i ohilciren and thev do look tfonderfullv like you." "Just then n gal brought in a liht, um wj ut ii.uianuco,riri i unv vt cui.jnuu ijuieinr&s. i sii uown to luiorm you and their hair was as curly as the blackest ' of the dreadful bustle and confusion we; niggers. Kir. and Mrs. Smith nver had; are all in from these bloodthirsty rebels, any children, and thry sorter of petted i rnon of whom am (thank Go I!) killed them little niggers - a? play t f ! 2 i. I ' and dip-rs"d. We are in a prety mecs. n?ver felt so streaked as I did vhn I se'd I run got nothing to eat ncr wine to drinU how things stoo l. If I hadn't kissed the j except whiskey; an.l when we rit down nasty things I could a got over it; but J to dinner wc are obliged to keep both kissing on 'em showed that I wis in aim- j hands armed. Whilst I write this I hold est, (though I was sof-soaped 'em all the a sword iu each hand and a nutoi in the tim..) how to gt out of the scripe I other. didn't know. Mrs. Smith laflvd so hard ; wrien she saw how I was contused that sha almost sulfocated. A little while i afterwards there was a whole familv of family oft relations arrived there from the city,5anl tnrn.-l tilt mitlAr r(T- lint nart m.r ni rxr - a w f " -'41 I could see Mr. Smith did not like the remembrance of what I said, and I don't believe he'll vote for me when the eleC' tion comes on. I expect Mis? Smith kept the old fellow nnder that joke for somi time. A Good One. Some one mentioned to us the othr j day, remarks the Kni-kerbocker, the cir- cumstances of a fat. querulous fellow, who was driven from a stage coach by by passengers who he had annoyed with his growlings and complaints. A cigar was lighted, when, at a pre - concerted moment, one of the passengers exclaimed "For .heaven' sake, put out that fire! I have four ponnd. of gunpowder in ir.y overcoat parket!" "Driver! driver! kto? -sfop -ricd the victim of this gunpowder-plot, -Lnt me out! let me out! there is a mm here with powder iu his pocket-, aud he'll blow us to the !" The complainant got outiu no small hurry; and the passengers thenceforth pursued their way, undisturbed by his farther annayauce. This anecdote reminds us cf an occur rence which once took place at the long and picturesqus bridge over Ciyuga lake, that middle western barrier, from which success or defeat, iu time of political ex- citem?nt, i.5 now predicted A wag from Syracuse, who, with some half dozen friends, had been disporting at the pleasant and flourishing village of Seneca Falls, determined on approaching the toll gate in a eleigh, one ctormy night, to run the bridge. "Lie down, boys," said ho, "and when we get under the gate, groan a little and tremble, but don't over do it. Here get under these horse blankets." Mhey did so, and when the sleioh came under the picket draw of the bridge they b?g!n to moan, an I sluke, 30 that ' it was piteous to sie and even t har. "I have nathing less than this ten dol-! ler bill," said our wag, binding the gatejsponded the boy, 'I am going todive keeper a bank note; "but for heaven's ; sake, change it quick! I have three friends i in the sleigh, who are almost dead with the sm'ill pox, and I'm " Ilrtt-n n.l " cji.I llio turrl f5tt-l n)lo!.-on. hatl(1;nr uL bill, -drive nn Jv D 1 I J next time!" Above, the whisleliug of the snow la- ,ak aßtl lhe trampI;lg of lhc horses. feet do the bridge, -the gatekeeper heard the loud laugh of the wags, proclaiming that he had been -'taken in aud done for." THRICE TO THINK. . A Frenchman whose wife was about to preseut him with the fond appellation of! 'father, returned to wait the happy mo-j ment; and with 6ome friends to drink long life and a noble, to the first born. The punch bowl scattered its bewitching fumes most prodically around the compa ny and anxiety was manifested by oil, when in ran.BäUy Lightfoot. exclaiming: Joy. joy, sir! I give you joy. Vat is he, Betty, vat is In? A fine boy, sir. Health to the young Marquis! exclaim ed one and bumper went round. Betty raised the glass to her lips, when in rushed the nurse; Joy, joy, sir, I give you joy! Vat vat is dc matter? A fine girl, sir! Bettv. said the Frenchman lookiurri stem, vat for you say 110 true? Oh. said the nurse, a boy first and a girl afterwards. Vat two vori boy von 'fille?' Two, sir, added the dame, and bwing it off, when in popped another Sacre!' exclaimed the Frenchm m. vat more joy? ' Another fine boy, sir! Vat the diable--von girl ran boy von 'garcon tree times! . Mon Die.u". ex claimed the poor Frenchman. 'By gar, it will never do. 1 muit go mid put a ttop to thic'.' - - A LETTER WORTH READING, r We, will back the following piece of composition against any thing ever pro ducrd. It was written half a century 0E,o by Sir E.oyel Roach, a member of the Irish lrli iment. in the "troubled times of 'OS," when a handful of Wrxford men j struck leffof into the hearts of many t v lllant sons of Mar? & wpII so j worthy writer himself. It was addressed. j to a fiien l in London ; "My der Sir Having now a little eas . A .4 " 1 . f j'-i xn o?r.t:irjin? tüat Ilia would u. ilie cnl of it. and see f ! was right, for it is not half over vet. At present there is such poin? on that At present there is such going on th everything is at e stand still. I should - - 1-1 r - have answered yoUr letter a fortnight ago but did not receive it until this mor- uing. Indeed scarcely a mail arrives safe without being robbed. No longer ago than yesterday, the coach with the mails from Dublin was robbed near this town; the bas that had bacu judiciously left behind for fear of accident, and by god luck there was nobody in it but two outride passrners, who had nothing for the th'ieves to take. Last Thursdav notice va iven that a gang of rebelj was Jidvarfcini; here under the French standard, tut thy had no collors or atiy dunH cx-.Tpt btgpipes. Immediately, 1 every man i:: the place, including women j andchiidrn ran to m?et them. We soon found our fjree much too little; we j were too riear to think of retreating. j Jvatb wis iu every face, but to it wc i wnr, and by the time half our little party j was killo 1, we began to b? alive again, ForniitiM ly the rebels had noguns except i pistols and pikes, and as we had plenty oi muskets and amunition, we put them all to the sword. Not a soul of them es--cape I except them that were drowned in an adjiceut bog; and in very sliort tin?; nothing was to bj hear! but ?i leuce. The:.- uniforms were all of different colors, but mostly green. After ihn action we went to rummage a sort of camp, which they !ft behind them. All we found was a few pikes without heads, a parole of empty bottels full of water, and a bundle of French commiss ions filled wich Irish names. Troops are now stationed all around the country which exactly squares with my ideas. I have only time to add that I am in great haste. 1. S. If you t!o not receive this, of course it must have miscarried therefore I beg you to write and let ms know. WiiCii iv:i;hbor Jones went into du ne r the olher day, h 2 fouud one of his apprentices in the kitchen, quietly rol- ! ling up his sleeves. Vhat are you go- ing to do?' said Jones. 'Oh, quietlv re- dowu into the potto see if I canfiud the bean that soup was made from!' 03" About a month previous to the" election of Gen. Tylor, a mathemat ical pattczan taking the letters of the Alphabet at the value resulting from their places thus: A 1, B 2, ccc, found that letters coinposiug the name 'Zach- ary Taylor,'" made a total value of 173, when he concluded that the General would recieve that number of electoral votes, and curiously enough, the result proved his conclusion correct. Now let us see what "fizu res will do for the creit Mijvar Proceeding a above, wc find the value of the letters composing 'Louis Kossuth, ie ISf. Now trv 'It'iler uf Hungary,' anl lo! thev also give us a total of 16! Now the word 'muit and will succeed, at taching no v i!ue to t!ic clnra-tcr, and a it is not a letter of the alphabet, and 3 gii) wc hive th; nuj;ic number ISO! whence we will conclu I3. nothing; but trusting th? well known reputation, of figures as tr i'.h oiler?. hp-i that they have, thus comoin.'J V. Tiuiüi. to decitve Uf. N. "Ja';:. i. yv!r i' ter a goDl farmer?'' O, ys ftts nte firm?.- he nukes two ctops in on-: year." "How is that, JA-?" "Wny, ! s;-il all ria hay m de UU I and make m u:y once len in the sptin he olls de hide o! de cattle dat die foi j want ob hay, and make money twice!" j " ' j CCT A you.15 gentleman who Utta I marritd a little undersized beauty. Uli would hi y .been taller, but 6be i nude of tUvh preciaos materials, that nature could not affoid it. - Hjw full c! sugar the hooj moon cakes xay don't it! . A year fro-n now ha'll - bajRwearUj aboul tha house because "his' d fool of a wif''hai ben .'leaning the cv jVoVs wi'.h hi fli-r'" '.vasih", 4 r 1 's s t r. r r .:-V..W