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Head W aitress Discusses the Harem Skirt f AN you give me an -omelette -s a-la-Harem?" asked the Steady Customer of the Head Waitress in the Cafe des Enfants as he finished study ing the bill-oi-fare. "Quit your bidding" replied the Heaa Waitress, "and for the love of Mike out the Harem thing out of ycurj ccnveis-tion. I'm sick of it. Every u u.q tomes around here tries to te fuiiny by asking rre if Mrs. En- L.nts is st-iS to have her waitresses Meur Harem sürts so they can move " -around quicker. AU of which is about as lui.ny a-s a crutch, as tho man witu tie wooden leg said." . "You wrong me," said the Steady Customer, "waen I asked for an omelette a-la-Harem I meant not to be frivolous. 1 was in a real rezta ranr. the oter day and they had pork cheps a-ia-ilurem. So why not ctiolrtter "i-tric chops a-la-Harem!" echoti the Head Waitress. "What could they be- r "Thr.t'e what I wondered," rsnlitd the Steady Customer, "so I ordered some. Well, instead of sometning rew they brought the chops in w.th thes regular paper pantalettes -with frills cn the bouom. They had been slipped over the end of the pork chop bonta and served just the same way as Ivo beta getting them for years." "We den't hand ycu cut any cf that bunk sturf htrc." said. the Head Wait ress. "V.'hea you get pork chos they're all chop and no paptr. When laey hand yea taoe ntv, -fancied thing-;, in these swell joints, they make yea i ay icr them. I'll bet they soaked j ou to vir bis ox thim chops?' "True to ti? penQ" admitted tae Steady CYttcmer. "I thow.sU- s;.; sr.!d the Ileao Waitress, .u a ycu cculd have come h;re and h;:d the aae thtü, without paper paiui, for a juicr. What's the g:cü cf tüem pa.-r things? Ygt can t earthen?" "No saidthe Steady Customer, "and they lock just as uccr.,.rucus on a rorK chop as harens do on a fe- ia!B." "I dent know, what that 'irxoa thing means," answered tie leau Waitress, "but I know them harem skirts lcok like a nightmare." "You must admit that the."ro more comfortable thin a regular skirt," sug gested the Steady Customer. "I don t admit nothing." replied the Head Waitress. "And as for that, how did ycu know they're more '-oni-fcrtable. Some of you men talk like a graduate from the College of Ladies' Maids.'? "I was looking at them in a ctore window the otter day," the Steady Customer continued, "and some of them certainly did loot: stunning. 4They were draped on very pretty wax models. One model was a stunning blonde, , and looked something like JOd." V "I look like a model, hey?" ex claimed the Head Waitress. "That's a fine insult, that is." "Ir sult!" repeated the Steady Cus tomer, in surprise. "Why an insult?" "Evidently you don't know your dicticiary,", replied the Head Wait ress, scornfully. "When you get home, look up the definition of the word 'model It says a model is an imita tion of the real thing. I guess it's up :to you to apologize." And the Steady Customer did. nib AAtitbiu "!e tells me he i3 going to exhibit at the horse show." "What-cf it?" "Is he in the habit of exhibiting at the horse fehow every year?" "Well, he usually makes an ass of himself." , The Accessories. "I hear you've picked up an aban doned farm." m "Yep." "Genuine farmer now, are you?" My city friends won't relieve it un- til I pick up some abandoned dialect" A Quick Remedy. Your daughter is getting very round shouldered." "Well, doctor, spare no expense. What's the best way to get her to "sit up straight?" "Buy her an automobile." A I10TRE DAUE LADY'S APPEAL 1 11 knowing sufferers of rlirnmatlsm, wheth er modular or of the Joints, sciatica, lumbago, backaclie. oihit In the kiUiej- or neuralgia pains, to write to her for a home treatment which has repatelj cured all of these tortures. She feeU It her duty to send It to all sufferer FKEE. Toe ewe yourself at ome as thousand will testify no euanse of climate Lelns neces sary. Thl.' nlmple discovery banishes uric acid from the Moo.1. loosen the stiffened Joints, pur ifies the M.wkI. and brtznten the eves, plring elatlnrr and ton to the whole system. If the above interests yoa, for proof a&lress Mrs. M. Summers, Box Ii. Notre Dame, Ind. NEW BUQQIE AND WAGONS Made in Plymouth from best of woods and by best of wojrk men. Center St. MADGE. Madge Craven was a little hard to please, t'he loved her mother and she loved her garaen, che loved her horse? and she lovfd herself. Which of the four commanded most of her atfection It is difficult to say. Providence had endowed her with rare- gifts and rich possessions, ano the had made good use of them. Tall, shapely, tolerant and stately, she. knew her worth, and was not at all disposed to undervalue it. It happened in the year of gracr nineteen hundred and as many as you please, that a climax was arrived at Madge was then-6. Nineteen of he edaurrrs found .consolation Sever, were left. I knew them all. They Use all knew me. l sometimes wish they had Dot. Other people's love aHair are a;u to bD boring, and it is dif.lcul' to say exactly the right thing in scvej caces. I did my best, of course. 1 told i'h.l Harte Mo nir.üe a little more o. Midies mother. I told Den Symnis 0 lrn to ride. I told Elijah 'Hop kins he should change his name. 1 to 1 the other four much that was qood for tlciii, and trust that they -.prrrciated it. So n:aue:s ran. The countr;-?i ieeided it was time Made married .Mrs. S. ecelr.red that it she didn I sh miö'ht lo;e ner chances, and tlia:ic.s added luts. S.. den't co:::e j.aiu. it was r'iiDored she had taken hers. The favorite was Adam Llc;izc. He a?Ucd for my advice. I gave it to hin: "Girl and women, I have known Madg Craven fixe and twenty years," I said "and -he will please hcrseir'--whicn in rlain fact, she did. Ada?. i worked hard. He made good practice with her mother, stormed her garden, cultivated horses, danced at tendance on her, and, to all appear is:cvs, we!!. The countryside pro claimed cini victor. But! is an awkward word; it throws c.:e bac' upen oiip g l.Muches he made nc progress. Now it fell upon a certain summer's day that Adam came to me and said: "Lock here, eld man, I wish you wouli put in a givj word for me with Madgo She thinks a lot of you." I rromised him I would, and meant to wait ray opportunity. It came soon f r than I had expected, "for it fell up on the very day that Madge rode ove. in the morning. She looked welL She always did, and in her riding hab.i .-rci illy well. I may have noticed it "1 have been thinking about you," said, after the usual greetings. Yoi are very kind. And what have yu been thinking " "That its ti ne you married." 'So It Is!" said Maclg. "That's why I hiv called. I have come for some advice.' "I shall be happy to give yoa wnal 1 can,' I . -Yes. I know." said Madge. "You give a lot, and yoa take none. That you all over." She said this rather Eharply, I look ed njv -KfUc." target I, "ia fi-htlc? trim. All right.'' "If you had not called on me," 1 said, T should have callad on you." "It's about time you dm," said Madre. "As an ambassador," said I. Oc whose behalf!" said, Madge. "A frienC of mine is very toad of you." "There's nothing new in that,'' Bait Madge. "All your friends are." This was quite true, but the direct ness of it was a little discoacerliug. "Weil, which was It?" sa.d Mad.v describing little circles on the lawi with the hr.ndle of her whip. I pleaded Adam's cause. I thougbt J Jt-aü.' d well, but did not make mnci progress. "He is verynical" Said Madse. a last. Vi "What more Co you want?" I asked "I want mere brains!" said Mad?e "You mean he dees!" sa!d . Madg laugiud, and our eyes met. It was not the first time- they hac met by any rr.eaus. Nor is it likelj it will be the last. Madge looks, yo; in the face frankly and fearlessly Her eyes are not accustomed to de feat. But this time they fell fet suddenly and swiftly before mine. A flood of triumph surged over mj heart. "Madge!" I whispered. "Madge!' and in hot burning words I rleadec my own cause, for all the world for getting about Adam's. At last Madge turned to me. Agalr her erea mst mine. ...This time thej did not fall, ana In (heir clear, silem depths I read the sweetest story thai a man can read, the old-world story of a woman's love. No need to say more. The morning sped. . .. I afked Madge why she came. Shi laid her hands upon 'my shoulder3 looked Into my eye3,and said: '"J came to ask what a woman ought tc do, When the only man she cares fo will not say he cares for her, although she knows he does.' "You find the ansVer satisfactory! 'Perfectly!" Adam, like the good fellow that ht is, was my best man. ' "Me no talkee Chinese velly well, explained the zrszes3t upon greeting the visitor from the flowery king dom. ' "No matter," responded the latter T can convene tolerably well in Eng lish." Life is forced upon us; the know ledge how to live we must acquire FOR WOMEN, Dr. J. A. r.:cGffl'o Famous FcmrJe Suppositories Are a famous remedy for all female diseases CuCirfo; Women try a Sample Fcr tzh by c Drr! PHICC01.OO CfilJ on your home druggist for boo'x and frcj cam pis o CD GIÜ COUNCIL WILL PROTECT SHADE TREES AFTER LONG DISCUSSION DE CISION IS MADE TO PUT JACKSON STREET WALKS OUT ON CURB. BUY EXTINGUISHER Tapping TJachina Pu.-chase" Brcoke Elected Cn Library Board Many - City Matters Attended To By Ccuncil. The city coancT wilt give prompt and vigorous attenlio.i t3 saving the wonderful shale trees of this? commnn'tv. . At th? m ctin; last night the matter was brought r.p 1v Councilman Van G ld.r 'and th? ether members heartily concurred" in a motion to br'iu State Kntotn lo ist P.. W. Donbass to Plymouth if recessary to tell the citv how to fi zht the cottony maple scale and ave the fine maples ond other trees f Plymouth. It was thouuht Vest for the c'tv o do this work becau-e ind;vilu:ls would not do it or had not the facilities for dirj? it. If the c'tv ooked after it the thmr wo ild b? lone riirht, sarins the trees to all the citv. Tlte c'ty is to buv of O. TS. Klincrerman a tanpin? -machine for .foO. Tre Chr Kuhn is io have one of tlie lio carts fixed. The chairman of the accounts and sta tionery committee is to order 1500 order Idanks for the water-works department.' The clerk is to send notice "to Ceo. Lender for $rfl0r to pav cost of a run .made "bv the department to Ids liouse on "Mav 23, the 'house Tein -outside the city. Looking After Garbage. On thejrarbasre nues-t'on it was re ported that a "nimiber of notices hid beeii iriven and that tbe onliranc wotild In enforced. "MiU Soie?hrd offerel to fnrnisri an ei'ht crdl'o1 can for S5. cents, but the council thoucrht that wt? too small aud passed a motion that ncm'b smaller .than lf inches in diameter and 24 inches deep. Tn ordr ' to bavR nil the cans uniform it w.is thought liest to mak this provision for city control of te rnattr. Sol Techlinrnr wrs granted a petit'ori to tap Fewer rn l"t .12 T?oso s add. and C. E. S Hciri-zht to tnn the north Michigan street sewer. F."incr Kn 'dish re "0-fel the trrade on Smith street -Tnd a'so'tlt on XnrTv. Tie stated ,- ih"t Ii- found the Ppnnsvlvan'a fence nnt in tlio street IG fe-t. Tie bal nirn.- bered the cemetery lots and made fl-e prices on them necord'njr to direction of the counc'l. Xo ac tion was tnkn alou railway fenee in South street. ' Tj. S. Pi sel a kM to nreH-ved from hn!ldinr cement wa'k on west Madison for 400 fed. He claimed bis walk bad Txen repaired and was on eood condition. Permission was piven Welcome MiWer to rrs hU sidewalk to srade in fropt of h's new Michigan s-treet residence. Library Board Completed. The lihraTy oard was cmpletd last night by the election of Mr. Frank Brooke to fill the "yaeancv caused hy the fa dure of Mr. Jol:n If. Jones to rjualify. A lc:ral question cneerninir the - appoint ment of Mrs. Armstrong was' de cided according to t-e op'n:on of City Attorney TTess, and she wis not reappointed as Mr. Reeve of the bo;ird had aked and felt neces sary. Mr. Brooke's appointment will lat for two yenrs. Fire Chief Kuhn recommended that the city buy 8 to 10 chemical fire extinguishers to b? distributed in the outlying districts of the city, and two to be located in the business section. Also reTcomrnend the purchase of at least 1000 feet of 2V2 in. rubber tire hose, all of on. coirs Barbed Yire GUARANTEED to heal without leav ing a blemish, or MONEY REFUNDED. 50c and $1,00 sizes for fresh wounds, old sores, sore .backs and shoulders, burns and bruises. 23c ehre for Family Use. DR. COX'S PAINLESS BLISTER is painless and guaranteed to cure Spavin, Ringbone; Curb, Sweeny, Splint, Puffs, or any enlargement of bone or muscle, or money refunded. Trice 60c FOr? SALE DY. Chas. Reynolds. which is very much needed. Jackscn Street Walks. The thin? which took more t'm? than anyth"nr el?e la t n;ht was the settlement of the 'question ot walks on Jaeksofi street. It ie suited in the 'passage of an ordin ance on first reading only, that the v;a'ks be placed out on the curb on both sides of the street. Neralv all the south side walks have air adv been bniU and the council wanted the street to be uniform. The order is for walks on the curb from Wat ei to riumb street, or the entire le ijrth of Jackson street. Unan;mou?. con sent for the pasa?e of the ord!n a nee could rot he secured or tbfe matter would lwe been ent:re!y disivsed o Inst n'crht. City treasurer Holm made the foPowinsr report: . - Money on hand Miv22 $1761. f Collected from license 30.50 Collected from do? tax 50. CO Collected from fale cm. lot? 70.00 Collected water rents 115. HI Total $401 7. SO Dis--rrscmets .. 322.01 Palace? $3f;05.71 The -followin-j: bi'ls were allowed-. Marks & TTnrV sup $ 12.27 C. W. Mctsfcer,' ptr 2.70 Sylvester T.ovell. sexton 15.00 M. II. McKinney," nirlt -watch 45.00 C. D. Snofberuer, eloc. cur-. rent at water worls .... 105.84 C. D. Snoeberrer. elec lights 3.34. 51 "3ios. T.ovell. lnbor 12.25 IT. E. Buck, sup 10.75 Keller & Jrffirs. labor 7. 85 Kav Mvrrs. babov : 12. fS Sc tL ITend ics. labor 12. OS Tims. Spense', laber 2.10 Stat-?. Pank, interest. 3.78 C!;ns. Astley. w. w. sunt.. 34.70 ;n( & Co., supplies 121.01 h. FechnT. labor .50 B. K. Elliott, supple 12.00 M. Wal 'ace. labor 70 rba. We-ele 32.20 G. E. Kiumel, lumber 193. 4S IT. Chaircon. sup ww . .. 55.05 Tra Znmhnuob, st. com..... 32.00 W. IT. English, en ineer 21.75 Chas Suter. labor 32.42 Perry Marsh, labor 5.17 Otis Kebert. labor 10.50 Win. "Betwiler, team wk... 8.75 S. E. Boys. Ttr 13.37 C . L . "Morris, limb ?r . .' . . 63 . 45 Miller Chenvcal Co, engine.. 135.00 Total .1337.47 WT1AT SIMPSON DID fc-SOUIIET. He Was Fully Convinced -df th Advantages of Advertising. "Once, when I was editing a pa per In a Lancashire town, I convince! a man iu a most emphatic way tha It .palnd to advertise," saM an olo journalist. "He was a fati:. ioosper- dus tradesman, whoi- t wi'; -call Simpson, and 1 had : -lor .2 long, timt to get him to - rt an adrer tifccmcnt In my paper. " 'Oh, it's no use,' he would sa 'I never read the advertisements In a paper, and no one else do?s. I be lieve in advertising, bat in a wa that will force Itself on the public Tb?n it r.a; s- Hut in a newspaper pshaw! Kverybody who reads a nevsj aor dodges the aUvertlsiag pa?s as if they were poison.' " 'Wei!.' said I, 'if I can convince j joj th.il people do read the advertis ing psics of my paper, will you ad vertise?' "Of course I will. I will advertise whenever I think it will do any goo. "The nert day I had the -following line set up in the smallest type in the office, and stuck it in the most ob scure corner of the paper: " 'What is Simpson goln? to do about it?' "The next day so many people annoyed Simpson by asking him what the line meant that he begged me to explain the matter in my next Issue. I promised to do so if he would let me write the explanation and stand to it. He agreed, ;and I wrote: ' " 'He's going to advertise, of course.' "And he did." Strenuous Treatment. Rastus Doan yo husband lub yu eny mo'? "Why, befo' soon after de marriage he used to say fer a good wife yu was de record. ' LuclndaYeas, en now ne convss home en tries to beat d remrA Parfait D'Amaur It is made thus-: A' tall glass . is filled with peach ice cream, then a spoonful of raspberry syrup is dropped in and it runs down through the par fait. Just as it" id served - spoonfui of maraschino is poured in, and on top a sweetened spoonful 0 . whipped cream. It la worth trying. In a Plnth. use ALLEN'S FOOT-EASE, The antiseptic powder to e hake it to youroe. Relieves lUot. tired, achiwr. swollen, eweitin feet of all pain and mokes walking a delight. Makes rhe- etiiiR out of corns and bunious. Sold everywhere, 25c. Sample FREE. A,S. Olmsted Lel?oyN.y, The Ladder of Progress E are 'all growing into t habit of referring to this er as "a lure mercantile age," "an ag cf me-ir-anical invention," and nothii more. We flavor the words with 1 pinch )f scorn, and we refer to the Id days n ben men made beautiful wor 3 of art, rote beautiful literature for tie ben ifit r.f succeeding generatlci 3, with 10 thought of personal gain o imme lip.tp reward of fame. Then we sigh and say agali: "Yes, ils is an age of comn onplace chieveroents. Art is dead, religion xtinct, ideals dethroned. Men think only of physical comfort, personal ag grandizement and mechanical pro gress. Ye will leave nothing to the generations who succeed us, nothing q the centuries ahead but a history if material gain and no!ey invention ird automcatic devices which ds itroyed men's ideals cf patient toil for e sike of beauty and perfection." Aim Ell this talk which one hears Continually in Europe and more and icr;? in America is rank nonsense. Progress climbs by many and var ous stairways. Home are hewn from marble, some tre built cf weed, some are ircn lad iu. Cut the chmbing is continuous iial uninterrupted. Sometimes tje .stairways wind and scfm to t'e?ccnd, but it is only to ma!-e a mere direct ascent farther on. We are now on the ladder of "iron, ind theie is nothing beautiful iu its workmanship, and its top seems to rest cn nothing but empty air. Yet it is secure and safe, and is leading to fairer heights thuii humanity has ever known before There have been always two great obstacles in the path of humanity. These obstacles are cruelty and irudsery, or perhaps it is better tc reverse the word?, since drudgery has eerhaps led to much of the cruelty. As civili.-.afion advanced the?e twu obstacle? grew, like monstrous snow tails, gathering strength and dimen sions as they were rolled along. Civilization has .ei to the necessity for more and move drudgery for man and beaFt. Watch for an hcur the traffic in any great city think what It means. Think of the hot kitchens where cooks and scullery drudges toil through the beautiful Summer days tc supply food to restaurants and hotels Think of the early "morning-laborers, who are up in the chill dawn of Winter to carry on the Industrie? which gives us our cream for the breakfast coffee, our rolls and oui newspapers and our warm fires foi the morning comfort! Think of the workers in the coal mines who supply our fuel, and of the -stokers on the ships who bring ur over eas in search of pleasure! Think of the truckman, and the cab men, ari the horses, and the engl neers and firemen on the trains, and a thousand more toilers who are work ing with might and main to keep thlt great mechanism of civilization fun oing! In the olden days slaves and raöcah- performe l the drudgery of the world for kings and barons and rulers of all kinds. And they were beaten or be headed if they failed in any duty T.mes h3v, improved " a bit pmc tben. but there are still cruelty arc ieltshness ci. earth. When machinery came into thf world's work it was lookod u.pou ae a -demon, taking the bread from pooi mens niouth3. There aru still t.aou sands cf people who so regard it, bui it is a mi-taken point of view Heralds ci Freedom. The mechanical inventions of thif age, are ths advance heralds of man j ultimate fictdom from drudgery and of the elimination of cruelly from the world. The people who visited Paris twenty years ago tell me the changf In the condition of the cab horses there is marvellous And this cnangs has come about grtatly through auto matic inventions. So long as the cab was the oily means of getting about the. city companies made no effort. tc Improve conditions. The horses were poorly fed and cruelly driven to rcee. the public demand for transportation After the comiDg of the underground and surface automatic lines there was a elight effort at improving the cab service, and Mnce the advent of that blessing to the world, the taximet?i automobile, a vast improvement has taken place In the appearance and treatment of the animals. It still needs betterment, but that betterment will come. In another decade all transportation in our large cities will undoubtedly be made by automatic machines. This is but one sign of hundred? which point to the lifting of burdens fiom man and beast and the lessen ing of drudgery fcr humanity. The great fuel problem - will be solved by the inventien cf man before many years. Coal mines will be work ed without the sacrifice of so many dves, or a fuel w?ll be created which Joes away with the necessity of coal; Mankind will discover a food pro iuct which will ksen the labor ol cooks, and mechanical app!?ances wilJ perform the drudgery now attendant upon the kitchen. And man will find time, Inclination and ower to study the intellectual and spiritual realms and know th wonders which await those who seek All honor to the mechanical age, the age of invention. It is the corridor to the age of spirituality and to a greater art and greater religion than humanity ha yet known. Not all the sacred fires of India have been extinguished. The most ancient still existing was consecrated twelve centuries ago, in commemora tion of the voyage made by the Par sees when they emigrated from Per sia to India. This -fire i3 fed five times every two hours with sandal wood RLd other fragrant materials combined with very drv fuel. -s ClSllcJron Cry V FOR FLETOMER'S ' CAS TO RIA c . i- mi I II- 1 I I k. ÄVgetable Prcparationfor As similating HieFocdandBeguIa ling theStoinachs arriBowels of Promotes Digeslion.Cheerlur ness andRest.Contains neither Opium,Morplune norrlincral. TOT 3 AR CO TI C . fertfJtM Seed" jiLx.Smna. jlaiK Serd. ttfitmwic - Dt QirbamäfSoctS Clarified Sagftr hintrtyfmm. ntnvri Aperfecl Remedy forCcnslipa Pion, Sour Stomach.Diarrhoca Worms .Convulsions .Feverish ness and Loss of Sleep. Facsimile Signature of NEW YORK. V 1 tf " m 'Ali Woman's Way. "I hate to be contradicted," she said N "Then I won't contradict you," he keturiitd. Yea den't love me," she asserted. '1 ii(.u"t," he admitted. "Vou'rc a hateful thing!" she cried "I am," he replied. "1 Lelieve you are trying to teas. me," she said. "I am' he conceded. "And that you do not love me?" "I do." "Well," she said at last "I do hate, a man who's weak enough to be led by a woman. He ought to have a mind of his own aad Btren ;th." He sighed. What else co :id he do? Rhubarb Jelly This vegetable is not made into Jelly as often as should be done. Rhu barb makes a delicate pink fine flavored Jelly. Cut one large bunch into Ane pieces without peeling, add a large chopped apple, peel and seeds included. Cover with hot water and cook until done. Mash fine and strain through jelly bag. To very cupful of juice add one cupful of hot granulated sugar. Boil juice until it begins to jelly or about twenty-five minutes. Turn into scalded jelly glasses and seal with paraffin. . To Remove Rusl The best method of removing rust from a polished stove or grate is to scrape down to a fine powder some scouring soap, put if into a little oil, and rub the spots well with a piee of flannel dipped in the mixture; then apply some whiting and rub in well. Repeat this process daily until all trace of the rust has disappeared. Many Children Arc Sickly. Sloth Gray's SuTt-t Powders for Children Brak up Col -s in 21 hours, re lieve Feverishness Headache. Stomach Troubles. T. ething I)i.or ders, and destroy Worms. At all druggif te. 25c. Sample mailed F EE. Ad ire?s. , Allen S. CTm ted' LeRoy. X, Y. m wise uuy. "Gastav's letters to me are exceed ingly dull and commonplace," sa:d one fair girl "Don't you knew why?" replied the jther. , "No." "Gustav once served on the jury in a breach of 'promise case." Washing ton Star. It is reported that an edible and nutritious fruit has been obtained from the climbing rose by cross breeding by California horticul turist For a .mild, easy action of the bowels, a sinjrle dose of Doan'-s Re?ulets is enoarh. Treatment cures habitual constipation. 25 cents , a box. Ask your driurr"st fortl.em '7 (f pIViONEY iBUS 1 I i - . W. -M .1 im V A r : ' V . a I J H exact enpvnrxrn Appro 'A i R f ii 5 I H Ü Ü M H j 1 l Jy wiftt i ON HOUSEHOLD GOODS, LIVE STOCK, ETC. 1 SECURITY LOAN CO. : id ROOM PACKARD BLDG. . ,-6of With W. H. ROBERTS AGENCY, Plymouth, Indiana Agent in Office Saturday r HOME OFFICE: 12 I. O. O. F. C. R. LEOMKRD. Funeral Director and Undertaker. w ... PLYMOUTH. ,C E. Leonard n Hki rl.l Ctiin rlrl For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of For Over Thirty Years TMS CCNTAVM OHnKT. MCW YCHR CITY. Order Countermanded WHEN John Hanson of McPherson finally gets through with his grievances against the courts he will no doubt conclude that it would have been better had he taken the shoot that Representative Brown of Harvey; county once did. Brown was practicing law at New ton. He fell out with the district Judge over some trivial matter. One day the court wanted him as a wit ness in a case, and sent the sheriff after him. . "Just tell the judge to go to h ," said Brown, when the sheriff told him to come to court. "All right," said the shenlT. The latter wheeled around and started toward the court house. Brown turned and looked at him. The longer he looked the more convinced was he that he had made a mistake. So he started after the sheriff. But tha sheriff was too fast for him and reached the court room unmolested. "May it please the court," said the sheriff, "Mr. Brown told me to tell the court to go to h ." Just then Brown rushed "through the door to the court room and before anything could be said or done by the Judge, Brown- remarked: "May it please your honor, I have changed my mind. You needn't go. I'll testify." The Incident caused so much mer riment that the staid old judge forgot the insult and ordered Brown to the witness stand to testify. While Kid Gloves. Mash gloveo with gasoline and ivory soap, using gasoline as you would water. Wash the same, ai you would a silk glove. Repeat this process three times, using dean gasoline each time, omitting the. soap in the last washing using that for rinsing. Let dry, then sprinkle with cornstarch and wrap in a towel for a half day. They will turn out eoft and white as new. Stuffed Pctstoes. The potatoes are baked, then a piece of the skin is cut from the side, somo of the hot potato removed, and a raw egg is dropped into the cavity. Over this is a puree of ham, which is only finely minced ham mixed with' a little gravy or ham stock. Then the potatoes are put back into the oven until the egg has time to cook. When served a spoonful of bechamel sauce, or even, a plain brown sauce, is poured cn top of the ham. This Ulli Interest Mother. Mother Gray's Towders for CoLdreo relieve Feverishne??. Headache. Bad StomaVe. Teething Dliordees. niovetnd regulate the: Rowels scd destroy worm'. Treyl reak lp Colds in 2 J hours Csed ty mothers for 22 year. All Druckt, 25?. S imD'e Frie. Address. 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