Marshall County Democrat., May 15, 1856, Image 1

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THE BLESSINGS OF GOVERNMENT. LIKE THE DEWS OF HEAVEN, SHOULD FALL ALIKE UPON THE RICH AND THE POORJACKSON.
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justness XTivcdort).
ttisiiiss Curds not exee-diii-i; throe "ner
ted under tliis lioa.l, at $1 per .ltmuia.
IVrson .ulvcrtisin-; in the "IVinocr.it" by the
ve:-. will bo ciitUle! to a C.ml i i the Uusincss li
rootory, without additional i-liarjro.
Mavsimll (Lou nil) Hcmocvai
AND
JOB PRINTING OFFICE,
We have on band an extensive as-orSim-nt of
JOB T'srxn,
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Of ovorv loser i-'tion nml ...K-litv, hh1 as
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CATAIJf.l'KS,
Ami in short. blinks ot every v.uieiv arm '' "r
tion. on the shortest notiee, & on reason nb!e tonus
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rivnioiith. Ind.
ROWNI.F.E & SH1ULF.Y. IM'.. ALU US IN
IS Drv ti.MHls and (reecries liivt door oast of
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O C.H!s:imU;n)wrif3, comer f.ohipm and
iTilVntestn ots Th mouth, In.l.
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theories, south corner la lrte and .Alu-h-iKan
'streets, rivu.ou.h. hv.
l . DrvComls & Croeei"us, Hriek .tre Mieli
fen treot I'lymouth, I.,l
RSrnUXHAM, MII.I.INKR & MANTUA
Maker riyniouth, li. l.
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Stoves, Tiiiwri', &c, Tly mouth, In-l.
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. Drugs ami Meilieines,...riMnoiith, In-l.
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ami Retail (Iroeor,. .
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Cabinet V are, iiiu ni.,i. mo. ,
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tersi Joiners, 1 lymoutu. Im!.
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Wet side Miehigan st., Plymouth, Iul.
OLklDlTU'.., MANnF.V'STRF.RJ OF
8jVau'ons,Carriag.-s Plows, rimout!i, Ind.
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f I IMF.' ). A. I.K.APiN, PIIYSHMAN, SIJK- j (4.s ,lUt .,;.,., at ivslauiants and sle,-piug
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RITIS HKoWN, niY.-b'IAN k P!i-1 wit), his own house who lavs out a pro
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gramme every day lor his Jiving, has a
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And lealer in l'lonr I lvnioiilh, Iml
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Son, Pririetor.-,
MF.KICAN IIOIW., C. I fllKKltY V
l'lviii uilli, 1ml.
ARbFRINtl AND JIAIb'Dlir.S.-IXi;, HV
Alt'n-1 15ill'vs i'lun -m!i, bid.
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SALOON, MV S. KDWAUDS,
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Oir.e-vT PalriH-r'sr-ton-, I'lvmoiitli, Inl.
IIPMK, IIARNI'S AlAKKK,
I'l Vlliolitll, bid.
BLANK DEEDS AND MORTGAGES!
We now hive a jtimmI sii.plv of PI. ink Deeds and
.Al'trtpipr, f an appiovcd furin ;.rinti-d in tin
ilrst stle of tin art, on fine uh'tc folio '-ot, :md
or Pale at one lult.ir jmt jnir, or five or nt.-r rinl
ALSO, BLANK MOTES OH HAND,
d pr'.lifod to .:-ler 'ii i.rt in.ti. r-. Ju fir
.! ink pi iati-d t-KMUr, and on re.i-n iMe tei i.n at
This t k u ::.
PUR! FUR! TUP.!!
!io Iii'liest e.i.di ii' o j. iid f"" IVano M'.iik :nt
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At tie- l'..-to;:i e
F I Iir- hiiiot hi ii k t ,! i. r ..ii t m t' i. Ii for 1i m
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POP GOES TIIE QUESTION.
Air "ror cons the weaskl.'
List to me, sweet tnai.len pray,
rj;)csthe niestion !
Will you marry ne? Yea or nay,
roj:oes the -uostion !
I've no time to plea.1 or sigh,
No patience to wait for ly anl Iy,
Snare me now, r Fin sure totly ;
Fop goes the mestion !
"A-k papa' oil, fildle-le-le,
l'.ip goes the iMios'ion
Father au l lov rs can never a'iee
Pop goes th" jiu'stioii !
He an't tell what I want to know,
Wli' tht r yu love me we t r no
To asli him VouM 1; very s!ow,
lVpgoes the juetioii !
I think weM in ikesmli :i elnnning pair,
ip go'S tin U'Stion !
I am giMnl looking. ym 're very fair,
lij gies llu' 'Uostion !
We'll travel life's raI in gallant style,
An-.l yi. ii shall lrive very otlu r mile,
Or, if it ph ase vm, all the while,
Fop goes the question !
If we lon't have an enchanting time,
Pop goes thf (pl'Vtion !
I'm sure 'twill ! no fault f mine,
Pop goes the pu stion !
To le sr.ro my fuiuls make ff-l.!o .-how,
Put love is a nourishing Imm1. you know,
Anl cottage rout r.noommonly low,
Top goes the pjcstiuii !
Tlion answer me piiokly, ilailing pray,
Pp govs the ipH'stion !
Will you marry me? Yea or n ay,
Fop goes the question !
I've no time topleal or sigh,
No patience to wait forhy ami ly,
Sr. ire me now, or I'm bourn I to lly,
Pop goes the question !
From the Knii'kerlMH-ker.
OF MACE SLOPER.
FAMILIARLY NARKATLO BV IIIMSLI.F.
M'M ISKK FIVE.
SLOP ER ON HOTEL TABLES.
Take people all round as you find them
the world iu
oiieral and in New York
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j., i.ariiettlar draw a lino and sum
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,;. ,i:-etty goo-l-iiaturel set as long as you
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i y.u must be v-rv particular where A'oii
i !raw the line.
One great reason why New Yorkers r.re
o-.Hl-:iatur.-1 set -f folks is because thev
l.ov.i Hol., liv Hill. wnili'il lif' info o-nino
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Tisy. A hen a man bus bi.g matters in 1um-
s Imuvs on his mind, he is easier ac-
commod'ib'd in the oll'-hours. People w ho
rush and steam it like sixty don't mind a
uuux .,,.,, t wj.!l tlu.v'vc got the chance;
f a big rise before them. IJut there are
other reasons for this taking things easy,
and one of litem is that they live so much
about t nvn pmmiseuously; dining at ho-
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1 tl,,;ll to be anxious about, which nev-
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-r hits him wh-u h has to eat, drink, and
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m iy say, a sort of out in company. They
jmt n th-ir ln-ttermost rig, brush their
hair into an extra kink, and ki-epdown the
cross all they know how. Much practice
in this lin? clfeetually uses up a great many
ii'dv little didiK-. -which are apt to riix-ii ui
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"'" "le iii.-.-.-ii.'m i.immeb
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'company to keep uown the steam.
iSuch notion.; often conn int my h'ad
when 1 sit down at a htel tlinner-Lible
and look around at the folks. 1 remember
that ab jut half of them are strangers
pi.-ople. win have always somehow lMk'l
at the dinner-table us no of the privacies
! of life, a thing that they Avouldn't care
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in on, w iinoui n warning, ii liu-y rot sik-Ii
a warning, thy wuhl have a better dish
with an extra pie or tw, not to mention
fancy china and the new folks. The pick-cd-up
dinners are holy family secrets, and
so are b t it's n use a-tilking! Every
body is up to tho frliag, Avhich has after
all a rre.it deal mre of what's creditable
in it than of anything. And here at the
hotel-table are the gd flks with all the
dinner religion tacticH in their heads, sud
denly planted by the commaml of a head
waiter into chairs ivhieh have got tobe theirs
because somebody has stuck thm down
with tbeir hind legs up in the air, and their
faces like as is were in the plates. 1 nev
er .ee chairs put into tl.-.-.e Ix'spoken psi
tioiis without fancying that (hey are somc-
how kneeling and praying, and saying
grace fr lh flks avo are going to sit in
them, and who will probably foig. t to say
anvthinir of the sort for th n:;.clves.
Well to get started again there the
good folks with all their home notions of.
dinner privacy, are stm k down in long '
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rows, opposite to the ljrd knows who,
alongside f the lord knows what, bound
t In; l.-d tin Imid knows how. I u times
like thcethe ltli: thine with uncommon
force. Sj they otilit. It isn't every day
tlint t!ify enjoy the luxuries;, oil at once, f
being dressed up, having ot.-s of admirers,
eating dinner, and h;ivin:r all sorts of small
potato family cares oil' their niiud.s. Lord
bless vou the men know nothing at all
about it! Many ladies say they don't like
such publicity. Very likely, but I only
speak of what i'vo seen.
A pretty girl at a hotel-table can gener
ally reckon, without liriug very wide of the
mark, that she's making a g"d many
hearts go bunipity-bump, and seltirg
a good many minds to queer music:
the ireneral tune bcinir the lxoirue's March
with greater or less variations. A pretty
woman is something like a writer. Mature j
iloos m.st for h.-r ;,rt a .hhI deal, and be-
j tween the two she turns out a work for (ho
! world to lok at and cilicise. I once heard
j a literary friend of Mr. Clark, of the Knick
erbocker, tell that g'ntleman that the ploas
anlest hour he cut spent in his life was in
the ears f the Camden and Amboy K. It.
C. 'I was sitting said he, 'in one seat,
and just in front of me was a young lady,
a stranger to nie. reading mv last book.
Sometimes she laughed till her friends
laughed to see her, sometimes she read
passages aloud that pleased her; all the
j while she kept praising it 0, Lord!'
Nov a pretty woman at a hotel-table
may be perfectly certain that she is just as
well ll", far as pleasing folks goes, as
the literary gentleman I spke of was, when
he was in the cars. Yes, and better, for
he only had one admirer, while she prob
ably has a dozen may -bo a couple of
score.
There are people to be seen at every ho
t 1-table w ho I really believe are never l be
found anywhTe else in the world, except
occasionally in the dark corners of the q
era. Leastways 1 never found 'eni. There
nas such a character near me to-day. Any
sensible man with such a face would have
washed il in aquafortis and had it kicked
by a voting horse, fr nothing shorter
would have changed it much, and anv
change would have improved it. His eyes
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were great starting balls t prim vulgarity
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jjunipmg out Irom un lor a lot of bi i:-tl"S !
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lil.e a wild-cat out of a pig
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the hardest and toughest kind of l'.I Is, i tl
Avhich had been rubbed, and r uncial and
grii-uichvl down into shape like a twist of.ov'r. "When one. speaks to the other, bv
clothes i:i a serulibing-maehin?. It av:?s sort of Avhispers sadly, and the other ans
easy to so that before Nature rot that wers 'god morning' as if he exported to
f:ii-e bdo si. :)!e her iing'-rsf-iiiiped more than i be hung m the afternoon, but i'r! s'l'l
once and that to lin e her ir v Avork, s be i pn-pan ii i meec ins i.ue wnu v.nn-.u ui .-i. i.-,i: :;,. m , iu, ani"iig ix-rs.-ns wnm v on uhhk ig- . . . ,
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littb extra lichu.-ss f coloring, fr the I of Champaign.- vesterdav without sjaking J c.mlnd't seethe waiter v, h. sung thes-; will Iran ihem out and .hex ui.i c , . . . ,,,u llt..-s 0lX.M-
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whole allair locked as it it had been pretty ja woio, only at nie cmi i me m'cim im.-s, hut l ouiu near mm cnam ing , t, ,.,;,, , ry'tli. ir .rriloyp''nt ' 1 1 : s" '
well soaked in bad brandy, dried over a tie Dick moaned to Dob that he thought ;ltn! brushinglh' ihr in time with a !r..m. ,1, 'some of the m-.s't sagacfous t- ""t1' lU t:,,,,,, 4lur!n-mock-auction
stove, and rubbed down with the last bottle was a little the codest of th.e XVt.,s afed in the box of an eating house, i ,n:ll i;s :Uo n,:l,j l,v persons of this descrii- n -ll lu
a sweat-cloth. IJut the real horror of the
man was hi. -a hair, which seemed to have
been skinned from some unknown animal
that had been seared to death for (he pur
pose. Altogether his look Avas that of a
man avIio had boon touched oil' by a gal
vanic battery, and had been frozen still' at
the same moment. A midshipman, Avho
sat near, said afterward, in talking about
him, that he loked like the d.'vil, .and ate
like a hog. S he did. Well, 1 spose he s
had his sweet-hearts in his time, like other
folks.
Though Pm not particularly bright my
self in the matter of dandyism, never hav
ing bo-en able to bring it beyond passing
pretty Avell in most crowds, I've always
lak'ii a givat interest in ths'. ld and
young follows Avho have a natural gift that
wav. T be a ilandy a man rot t be born
so. Money Avon't make one, a tailor can't
begin t malo'oiu. A n-al drss'r a fol
low who contrives to give you tho ilea that
bis ironitis i.-j all ovt him utsile, must
have outside genius; and genius, whether
it strikes out or in, is nafinal :m can't be
come by. The dandier, in my opinion, are
a gratly abused and fclan deed race. 1 say
so because I've seen lots of men with all
sorts i f inside genius great financiers,
grat editors, great orators and great
preachers who tried all thir lives long to
m daudits, and cuhln't bgiii to d it.
lly a dandy, 1 don't mean a man who
dresses in extravagant style, but rather one
Avho takes you down by (he general im
pressiveness of his otitsido arrang-nieiits.
There is one of that sort Avhom 1 see every
day about town, and sm. -times at our hotel-table.
He wears an old coat as often
as a new one .sometimes he has n patch
ed boots sometimes a hat that used to be
new. Put put him in any. crowd you
ehoos, sonndiow or other you'd always
pick him out as bidding four aces and a
: king, as far as rig and style go. 1 le'.s tc
'of the dandies for Avhom 1 have a respect,
About one' in fifteen y.-ars a mw sort
oftlandy turns uj, just as in about the
same tim people pretty generally get a iiw
kind of furnitur-, and Ih-m,,, (i, ,iM T1ev ;
sorts of chunheu. Prom where I sit at ' i
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tli table I can see a splendid speeum u d
i what was ratln-r (he correct (hing about
' t went y e.ns a e a man who looks as if
he might hac bven ilüIU'.'hv1. i f 1 lllVi dV
f the old annals. His hair is very thick
and shoelled up on the top of his head,
and rolled oil" at the sides, as if his noddle
was a barrel full of sliavings for kindling, '
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and he had got good measure. When he
was a fashionable, young people hail n't
got over liirate notions of beauty, and th.e
"iris used t tell him he looked considera
ble like a corsair. lie wears a high stock
and looks queer. His friends that used to
le, have settled down cr died, some of
them look like other folk, and Some have
dropped into the new fashions. !5ut ho
stands out for the old style, anil there are
still three or four married ladies about,
who won't give up the notion that bo's a
vory stylish young man. It always mak.-s :
Mace Slopor a liulo ;iu,. or a little dd-
tiiiK'S-v to look at him, for Mace can iv
member that when he was a vnng shaver,
antl iust su fieri n g front his first attacks of;
calico-fever, he used to think that if he ;
could only look as that man used to look,
he'd consider himself provided for. Well! j
1 Avoiidcr who Widow Twiggles would j
call the finest-look-
-() Lord!
I wish that sumo man who's posted up
on all the last tricks of the elephant would
explain t Mace Sfopor why all of the new
sehod of dandies look so glum, and talk
as if their souls, as far as they go, were all
a mixture of mystery and misery, 'special
ly those w ho've been to Trance Mnee Louy
Xapokon came in. The bob-tail Shanghai
boys who first rose to the top about ten
years ago, were an uncommonly jolly
crowd. They had a hand in everything,
thought it rather the thing to bo posted up
on stocks, jierfected the science of rat-kill
ing, affected considiT.able literature, ivdue
ed the polka to a delirium, and did out
Avith it. The real first crop of short-coaled
Shanghais had a short life and a merry
one.
There are two regular bucks of the pres
ent style at our table. Their hair curls
it must curl of course, because they were
born to get ripe in this fashion and is
parb d near the middle. They have cn
iiin.Tcd the aggravating old shirt-collar
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which, has held folks by the throat s long.
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and lvdue.-d it, to a A (.Vc modest altair, ju-'
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tons. Th.e beards are liotiy Napoleon all
two.
1 wont take my oath that all the boys of!
the last French strij"' are of this dismal
genteel model. IJut ivnlly so man' .f the
last ones Avho've made (he grand pilgrim-
a"e are so solemn and sorrowful, and look
so clerical in their long robes, that l an't
help thinking that tlu-y're a sort f making
up for the sins they committed under th
i polka. Put my friend Hiram, who's half
a long-tailed Shanghai himsdf, says that
the new generation play high a anybody
ever did, and that they feel bad for their
losses.
1 couldn't help ipii..ing Dick one of
the aforesaid yesterday morning. He met
me Avith a sort of undertaker's air, and
afier bt inton'' to anohr w ith a de-p sTudi,
gave me a long, mysterious sort of look as
if ho wanh-d t bo crtaiu that he uld put
littst in me, and said, very dismal:
'You wore at theper.i last night?'
Yes,' says I, rolling my eyes up till 1
saw mv hat-rim, I was.'
The Prima Donna was admirable,'
! he Avhispered, very secretly and misera
bly.
Y'S, pays I, as if T felt viv b.ul ami
pitied him. 'She sang good.' Then' I
took out my handkerchcif and took a 'dry
weep.'
'The ballet-oirls ' In ruhled.
Yes yes ah! ys says I, wring
ing out my handkerchief like as if it were
full.
'Mademoisdl' Caprio'.o has very lineifo
velopiiicnts,' said Dick, giavclv ami dark-
1 burie'l my face in my handkTcheir,
andsohb,.d: '()h! don't pon'tDON'T!'
1 lick's fi- grow still longer ami satbler,
and u. sighed himself away ihiwn into (he
bar-room. Well, everything has its goml
lints, and (he last schwl f dandies, to
lo them justice, are ipiiet, pober, and pi-
lined, and dr'ss ludbT than any which went
hi fore tl.'in.
! It's an dl notion of mine, audas 1 can't
! exactly call mvself one f your smart sort,
' mav-be a wrong one, hut. Pv always f.
Ul
ie 1 that wh n a man w i.h a good ihv.l ofi
- :w by sits dow u to a hotel-table full f all !
. . .. 1
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suts l first-iu'e p..ii-b.r, j.nd calls lor
bacon and cahbag', or prk and U-ans,
lh.it afiT a miniile r lw Im'll ! sure t
J Vi '.t.l ''ll-o I'imic. ,Lea;u.yii l' aj
wavs si-en them do it. There are lots .f
"ood f-liows -f the ri'-ht stri')e, who drink
th.e 'beverage' likewise in likeways, but
still it's often a powerful instrument in the!
f . . . !
hands of the bad. Champaigne is a show
win and a man who don't feel genteel and
want Ii look so. oindit to be very careful!
how he plays with it. N,'t eY' ! mvan ll,at il U
There is'somcthing very taking to Mace in-o.-ent ln,K1-'
.1 i vi , ii . 1 ,lr-cisdv4' I replied 'and spooney
Mopor in obsermg how naturally plain, J1 Kl A 1 '
i , r e n i i i v i .. r Tli fish,' she continued, Ms a more nd-
sob-r sort of folks, who had lived bol t ol '
, . , . t i .in r . vanc'd period. It is like boyhood and girl-
pd.iinly at home, always holler tor roast .
..l.;..l,r. vl,. tWtirt .oni.rrato f,m tbo!bood, When we begin to iilid Something
family beard to a hotel-table. Likewise
how the rising trirls of similar families be
have with such pretty natural cmmn-
sense, and make such cute little mistakes;
how it th'kles them tofdiowotV their h Vouch
to Ta and Ma, when the old folks puzzle
over the side dishes, and how thy sonie-
times forget that they're nt at home, and
and th ir voice grows kind of down like in
the throat when they turn round sudden
and seo a strange waiter just at their elbow !
It's right down plesaut too, to hear ihcir
ton "-lies run. 'specially after they've got
O 1 .
the han" of things, and hear them tell about
the things around town they've b''ii look
ing at, and the folks they've visited and
who took them round, and the shows and
the beaux and th.e clothes. Oh! it's no
use a-talking! IVople may say that there's
n fun this side of the grave, but if they'll
only contempl ate a smart pretty girl who is
a stranger in a city, and who u being put
thrugh a regular course of sprouts by a
lot of kind friends, and if they'll hear that
same pretty girl, at dinner-table, going on
just as fast as hor tongue can run, about
. ,.,,,,, j
the fine time she' had, they'll know mighty'
son,, whether there's any fun left yet orj
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IIOI. 1 kill. J'H' I' IV -TO IVUI c-".n. v. .
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Slorior's had more fun m listening tn' .
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MICH AOllII'T Ulli III. Ol ii.oi il" "'o i"iii. ,
town cut got out of a thousand-dollar 'bank
b )le, as one of my friends persists in call
ing a bank-note.
1 had a notion of saying something about
the dillerent vaiiet'r.-s of Ameiican young
lathes that are seen at a noiei-iame. 4'i-
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I rea v liearu an irisii waiter sing sucn a
: 1 M 1 , , ....
-rse about the principle Forts, j:tsi usghl,
j 1 i , , , r.
I reallv hoard an Irish waiter sing sucn a.
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r l i .' com i vii iwi, o m
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A,. i. vin-r anvth mir of the sort,
; ' " ' ' - . o
. .um um song
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'I)'i.-t!i'n pirrcls for talking,
New York L'Ui i i 'h lor ilri.-iiij;;
Plu btilt lpby pirrcls for mi um v;
Ani M.i Uli? !ii-ior' i'i!:t'!s fr Ki.-iier.
C';:n;i'iv irurrel.-5 for lniL'iii;,
'Ciniif.ii 'je.in Is to be civil;
! a-i-l as 1 didii t care to get up, i nom-ieu
i
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out:
How did you loam so much about A-
meiican girls."
The broom slopped w hisking about, and
'over the top f the partition came the sin-
gle won!, ina sort of w hiskey baritone:
Kxi'AiM i:ci:!'
1 have never seen that waiter yet t
know him. Put he has, I daresay, m las
time, carried a bowl f 'rale Muihgatawny
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to (Mark of the Kinckerbo.kcr, has so, veil
piab ..wis I. Fred t'oz..ns, and perhaps
at one time and another heard wrds
wit and Avisdomas he Availed u llrther
Shclton Kr the plac! Pm talking about
is cusiderably patronized by the1 .Sacred
Order .f the Knick;b k is, ami it's not
unlikely that the poetry, and wisdom, and
knowledge d human nature, which turns
...;.i 'iv-. '
up (hero, may have inn out, m an Irish j ..ollK.r vr V en to guard himself
brain, into something such a heel-tap as j (vum b.-ing .ver-roached. As Shakspeare
the verses aforesaid. j s;s, that 'to have a good fa.v is the ctle-t
l-'i.lks who live at hotels, and who, like
,, . i
sai l l live a "Teat many small olitins of
lifo over again, as fir as making new sets
..f friends is con erii d. Por afo-r all said
and done, what is lifo but what we have to
do with the people in it? According t
notions, a pri ner who nevr sees any
body, don't live at all leastways h only
lives once ami for one person, and that is
himself. People in the quiet of family life
mak' up a singh set f friends, and live r.i
that sd recruiting it a little in society and
at watering phnvs. It always taks them a
good while lo regularly get up a new ac
piaintam , ami it r-.mes harl to Jose it.
At a hotel this sort of thing Keep a going
n all the time. Mace bilks to Soim-body
table- lin.ls that S.mebody cltons to
liim- smokes a sogar with Smdody is
inlrodu. od b his friends meets them ev-
ery day for a wo k, and whn they start f.r
Posb.n" or are '.ilffor Paltimote,' hi Is theni
...od by and bu. kles to a new tel, So we
rt v i ii i . . I
mo la in New rk generally has a go..
J
ih' d t this sort ol thing in it. A i Ion I j
i . . .:. .. . :.. .....I iVt.....lo ..i. I.i.:!ii,f ih. .ut i
, (CI. Mil 1 11 I .IKI I" 1 1 ' .'. I' 'lll III
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any more than we lo v.uit money.
swall-ov lifo in sin all ihs's, and tak- a :; d
r i ... .. ,-, . ii.
many d them, and U.us like ,.m topers ,., -
tiii to h''p a gool head f steam on all
ihe w bile. In -fore we knck under to the li
Mia) tip -ifn, tivd vf Uc.ith
Talking .'f life, puts .me. in mind of what
Mrs. Twiggles faUl a few tbtys ao. Mse
said tl.at a dinner was a v,wdcIcalhko life.
'Mr. Sloper,' says she, 'the SoUp is US Da
.: !:
by time of life.
1 Lactiv,' savs I, 'considerable slop and
bbe'.
more solie in lil'e-
'Yes savs I, 'we begin to lind that
we have to fork over to keep agoing
We advance to maturity,' sai l she w ith
out minding me, 'with more substantial
ftoil, and people begin to show what their
tasb'.s are by what they choose.
'Yes,' answered 1, 'ami those that look
out best for themselves, and can manage
the Avakers well, get the best helped. And
as for the side-dishes
Yes, Mr. Sh'per, how do you regard the
side-dishes?'
With very great favor savs I. 'Thev
are the real tit-bits of life. They are
light, fanciful, agreeable, and notional. In
fact they about answer to lore.
'A very good idea replied Mrs. T. 'well
to continue. Cranio corresponds to a
more advanced period '
Particularly if the game is a good dal
advanced in Ha vor
'The pies and puddings ami things,' says
the widow, 'are old age, when Ave require
little delicacies, and Login t be dainty
and particular. As for dessert, 1 must
own my poAvers of comparison are all at
J 1
' j sWs w,at w
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fruits of lite are, aiiA' bow.
"
'And the cup of Ctleewii.
tout Cream is'
the dark termination
And the thimble-full of cognac or Mar
ry skinno,' answered I, 'Is the spirit which
e. n : . ,...l .... .,,"1
an't dead yet, alter all is wound up and
settled.
That may be )tu"r sjurit says the Avid -
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I v Ii in- cw Never omit anv
lean, all voucau. Sir Wal-
opportunilv i,j
ier scott said, that, even ia a itage coacii,
be :dwavs found somebody who could U-ll
him sonieihing he did not know
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v n ei :uion i iieiii...iii ..ov.i..
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than boks tr puit'osi's ot knowledg.'. H -
frequently i
rpos's ot kn
is. l u'ietor'. a mistake to be morose ami
11 ! I !... il ...... I I. nt .ui.i r.M.il
l'SC ACII ".llvl lll.ll, UVIV li iii- ".. j,
.. i.: .,. :.. i i ..v;i wbi,b
1 I1IV ll l" tll'.ll . , ..i.i. ..... - . .., '
is p.-noranee. Kutv irain of sand ges to ,
p , ' ii ! . V .- ,1, i
make the heap. A gold digger takes th.-;
smallest nuggU and is not f.Hl Cn,tgh t
thn,- Ihenwiway, because he hpes b lind j
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. IIICIl 1" ll.l 1 I' ll-' , mm ...... . ..,
! n huge lump some time. N m aeqnirnigj
i hiioAwei.-e, i u.. "r
I 1 .1 .-I....II.I It...'.. I l ..'IllCll '111 1111. .
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ii.,n, respecting their particular pursuit.'. , ' ' 1
Ihr h M 'I-, .h- S,.tch geologist owesl" ,! '!1"!,i'-5 ,"- -:;'.m:l!" !" n."
lltion. i.i i .- p - - igarded as (he mot pr.misiug s.d.olar n
not ; pile d his fun. to .hs.-r ation., . . .,-
, ihe I nivi'rsKy. I hree -ars -i' iil p:vss-
made when he was a journeyman stone- j 1 u ' . .
, , . .,... v: w,r.,. 'd af.er the day ! his niL kis, w h. : lh-
inasoii and working m a quart, rvir.i-. .
portumiv, howoAvr unpromising, u iiiony i - . . .
..i.ur,Sp,d iwvr a good ' at V' Y- yM U
; r ilis!ruc.ivc l:llki.l;; updi the first you
-f j nKVt.
MtixKV Makinu. I think it is a rule
that men in busines shouhl not be taught
other things. Any one maybe almost j Path ix (Skxks akktii. WV unlw'Kt
sure "to make money who has no oth.-r idea : 4, i on. (u,hins, kicked .Jfur b.igg trov
in his head. A college cdimation, .r i-! ;ld speedily ivh-.-is -1 .urseis f.-...
tense sttuly of abstract (ruth, a ill not cn-j ,M, j,. restraints f tlress. dip"tl
..ia.. i Hi-Hi I.. ili-Jvi a baro-.-im. to i'or- ' . .t. . : I I t. ...... 1 l iil- ..m
M sludy.but read...- and writing come
1 by nature,' so il might I.; argued that to
play th- 1"1 to adiantage ii i necessarv
t be a learned man.
The best p.dili i ins are not tin -so wh
are deeply grounded in mathematical or in
thieal Si-ieiioe.
link's staml in 'the wav
I . . 1 . - 1 .
a son oi ins i scihk'i i" i." ' v
count, for that by b'.udiing him lo spak
ihetrulh, he woiild lis.pialify him trom
oettiii"a living in ihe world! llnzlilt.
r ia . 1. . .1 ... Li... .in iiil- 'I.
An Irish weaver, just .imported frm th
Kmerald Isle, (..k b his employer in Kim
rock. S tlanl, ihe first cloth he hal w
i :....i
vcns.me.Ms.u.
I T n.ui v imiii.it ion bis employer ueUa-l-
1'- .- -- I .
id tu. Indes in the !ieo within half an
nu ll ol '.io i oilier ami ioiu in... n n.-
li, l .1 . I . 1 I l.t... I... ....i.i
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., fim, ,,f A shilling for each hole.
! .nd plaze vt honor,' said the Paddy.
'aise it the nun.be,- uy holes, or the size
uv th. iu that v put the hue .n us.
; i , l. l .- i . b
i;v ib. number d hoe o Pe sine.
Andabi- hole.-md a sm til hole
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. i es. a -.o u o. .. j!
' I hen gne nu. "' " ,,u u ul 1 v
Ihe Paddy. . .
Yes I s o Pii '- '! over hole Plg. i-It'll.'.
1 ' ' -. . . .. .
, Vi;1,Vlu!,d him. lh- mile twoh..eJ
j . ,.X).i;,imiitg a. the s line that it would'
' s.i him a shilling anyhow. I lis employ j
i .... .. .. il...
of cxjM'iliency. fttanyaniannas ieMi iun-jS( jvt,s () ,,, ,, h i .umwi n d, mi. yu:
dr'd from pushing his fortune in th j w;ml us j,, (.,,. ,,ut of il.e water.' 'Pin.
wrll by an early ulli.i!ioii .f bis moral j w, mUt,t ,,ur p'm hers. ne f then. i
snse and has rM,eiih'd of il at leisure dur- i yu. -TIhmi fill them at n e, and Pe-nol
ing th ist f his lifo. A shivwd lau .,f,..,;d; or leave them and we will till lh. in
s ill of my father, that he would not send jor yoU . Thereiiii thy put the pi;rdi.'is
A Fortunate Kiss.
In the Cnivcrsity of Cpsula, inSwlen,
lived a yung student, a lonely youth, itl
a great love for studies, but without thr
m ans for pursuing them. He was por
and without connections. Still he stuliol
lived i-i great overty, but keeping up a
cheerful heart a ;d trying not to hok at llf
future, vhieh 3kel grimlv at him. His
good hui:ir and god italitl?s made him
beloved by his young comrades.
Once he was standing w ith some fthm
in a great square of Upsula, whiling away
an liour of leisure, when the att.'iiti"n "l
the young man was arrested by a very
young, elegant lady, who, at the iside f an
ehlerly one, Avalked slow ly over the plao
It was the daughter of the Govcruorof lTp
sul t, living in the city, and the lady Avkh.
her was her governess. She was g-nerallv
known for her godness and genilepess -f
hararter, and was !ked upon with :u!niJ-
latiou by the ftudents. As the young men
now sfod gazing at her, as she p tssoil on
like a graceful vision, one f them e laim
ed: "Well it would be wrth something to
get a kiss from such a muth."
The jioor student, the herotur stry
who was I'Miking 'utently oil that pure ami
angelic face, exclaimed, as if by inspira
tion: -Well, I think I could luve it."
"What" cvcl.iiiiK'd all hits friends in di
rus, "ate yu crazy .' Ho yu know h -r?"
"Not at all," he answen-d; "but I think
she would kiss me, now, if 1 should ak
her."
"What, in this place, before all onr
eyes?"
"In this place, before your eyes."
"rreelv?-'
-Fiv.dy."
"Well, if she will give y u a kiss in that
manner, I Avil! giv you a thousand dollars!'"
exclaimed n' of tin? parly.
"And 1! And 1!" cried three or four
others, lot it so happened that several ridi
young men wer in tin.' group, and In-ts rati
high on so important an ou'iit; and th?
chalh'iig' was made and lvceived, in less
time than we take t r kte it.
Our In-ro, (my authority v-Us not wh-lh-er
he was handsome or plain; 1 have my
jM-ctiliar iih as for b"!ioing be was ratbT
I plain, but singularly -ood liking at the
same time) ur her inimoh.it Iv walk' l
j fre.uH.-n, mv fortune is in y.ur hands." She
. J.K.,.(1 at him i:i astnisiiment, but atr-s-
'.II I'.l '. .... "iv-i
I n, i c.,,iitj.,r.t bis asn'naii.ns, au I r-
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' l;t'."d simply and truly w n-it l - iss.-o
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'(w.-n I. on I: I ; r !il 1 1 lliloiis.
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rii.i-.,iiii.rl-i.l"I'-Ii.i..l:i.."Ilili"lV..l.lli
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W I' ll re' Cea-e,l p:-p".lK, !" ' S.lll I'llisn-
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If by
so little a thing so much can b clt'-cte.I,
ii would In; foolish f r nv to refuse vur
iiiirst." and s be kis-. ;i I . vung man puo-
' HCiV 1U Hie open .-. u.ue.
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N.'Xt day t :' sluitent was sent f t b tb
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Ins lau- l.t t
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-.e to th daughter ol the (.oicr.u.r, a-
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his intended bn le.
lie became later one of th' gie:;iest
11 ,ur , ..fr
m ve bei, as nine,, ! H ote l for
f r 1 ' ; '
works will eu-luro tor-A.-r :1,n,.;ig-t the
; works of science, and fo.m ibis happy i-
, nn v, ;l familv Wl., klIWM i
u ami ...g. r..f. ... ...... -
lrded assmall things, ompir-d with lh ir
wealth -f iroodiiess au l loy--f vi le riLi
liranai.
Hill' lilv IM 1H 1 M .1 .llll ll"" 'i i.i' n i
j v c(luM fjlll .j.,. rXqUi.',:.. on. I i...-s .f
f tju. j-v-(11.r s!,, ;.rs uhi !i s.'iit up lh ir j -ts.
wm tKfh dt.vin, I was U hig .n my buk
. my llis -yl MlH,.u.lltly tok;pa-
.i , .... i ..:Ui.r dr. :u"a-l I hrMi-h ball
j x,.n a imll ,,.i - h iv!-d m Willi, ''
i !hwadji, get ut f ur way!' There, at.
4ij t,.,,.. at-way Klow ourtnt, t.H.d
; . (J -lil.-i damsels." vudi heivy art!iMi
. J i . . . . . :
i ir ill
Ml
their Ii.tkIs. Jo .iw.-iv vnir
lown, but remaiiH'vi watching us very cm-
pla 'iitlv while av sank I h.1 v. s. I l lh
bottom f the l ike, and U t ll. to till frm
the older and pu r ti do f ihe springs.
In bringing ihem ba k lhr-ugh wat-r
to lh' gaU', tie 'i' I proju-lhtl b--6re m
happ'ii'l to strike against a stne, ambits
fair owner, on iec-iitg it w.iedliMlv
pointed (o a cr.nk in the h xW she
i . .... . .
le-lart'd I bail m:d. and T-eid. U" Luif'nt
ing. A fu r we had ivmiuhI our gai ueii?s
and wer njoing the pq f iinll n
and the oll.-.f contt ir: m id, she ivturn l
and mad su. h an nt i v hat I was fiiu
to purchase p -iee by lh pi i.i f a now
pilclliT. 1 pl-o-ed ihe bist hours of tin
I.l.rl. I. I.k.1. 1.. ..'.I all 1.11. .111- .1.1.1. '1 I
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i ! .1 ..it ib. unrs so it k 1 1 1 1 " in he li.s .1 t.l
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! I : i ,! :Lc I he s .v. AssVillll MH'.aiS
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; .; llv ..J" j. g.e-p lires ki:i II-I
,,, ,,.,1,;-,. s,ov. -....."' '. r.
11
1 1 i ; ui -i-.-th 1 i.jm.h ,1 ilia! Col.
will Ii.ill.it; Sou n.. ..i-l.i.. f r i-mnkj
,on ih' K.in.a M-Muoti d
Vll!!'r IUa.l .HHMir i t' un.- . - ' "ii.
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