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K. 1?,- rsw?fcs pBOi^'SBERMOJN. S®«SS :ifre. ATI9 .ART THE SUBJECT W^LAfT' SUNDAY. ts I» Corinthian* jjfjtjTlwrWhat nr.. nt— CM This World at Hot I}Q Kot ^Abmlag IV—torlfy ,ba* •appraae ICofeJndiht, 1900. by Louis Klopsch.] ::ia Corinthians vii., 3l. •Thjer. -that use this *orld as not tbusingit." My. reason iot preaching this dis course |s that I have been kindly In vited Jjr two of the leading newspa pers this country to Inspect and re Port op two of the popular plays of the day—to go some weeks ago to Chi cago afid see the drama "Quo Vadis" and criticise It with respect to Its mo rftl effect and to go to New York and ®®e thp drama "Ben-Hur" and write ®T opinion of It for public use. In stead. of: doing this I propose in a ser mon to discuss what we shall do with the dramatic element which God has Tfiiplanted in many of our natures, not in 10 or 100 or 1,000, but in the vast majority of t\ human race. Some peo ple speak of the drama as though !t •were something built up outside of ourselves, by the Congreves and the goldsmiths and the Shakespeares and the Sheridans 6f literature, and that then we attune, our tastes to corre spond with human inventions. Not at VaH. The drama is an echo from the feeling which God has implanted in our immortal souls. It is seen first in the domestic^circle among the children three or four years of age,playing with their dolls and their cradles and their carts, some ten years after in the play houses ot wood, ten years after in •parlor charades, after that in the elaborate Impersonations in the acade mies of music. Thespis and Aeschy "1 us and Sophocles and Euripides mere ly dramatized what was in the Greek Tfceart. Terence and Plautus and Sen eca merely dramatized what was In Uie Roman heart. Congreve and Far -quhar merely dramatized what was in the English heart. Racine, Cor nellle and Allleri only dramatized what was in the French and Italian heart Shakespeare only dramatized what was in'the great world's heart. The dithyrambic and classic drama, the sentimental' drama, the romantic drama, -were merely echoes of the hu man soul. 1.1 if •vTSC do not speak of the drama on the poetic shelf, nor of the drama in the playhouse, but I speak of the dramatic 'clement in your soul and mine. We make men responsible for it, but not fpr the original implantation. God did'^hat work, and I suppose he knew what he was about when he made us. ft Ar£«nearly all moved by the spec- When on Thanksgiving day 5^ ^e decorate our churches with the cot rice and the apples and ^he wheat'-and the rye and the oat3, ^ingratitude te. God is stirred. When morning" we see written in letters of flowers the inscription, "He Is Risen,". our emotions are stirred. Every parenf likes to .£Q,to Jhe school exhibition with its recitaticnsTr dialogues and its droll costumes. The torchlight procession of the political campaign is merely the dramatisation Of principles involved. No intelligent man can l^ok in any secular or religi ous direction without finding this dramatic element revealing, unrolling, demonstrating itself. What shall we do with it? Shall we suppress it You can as easily suppress its Creator. You may tiirjsct It, you may educate. It, you may purify' it, you may harness It to multi potent usefulness, and that it is your 'duty to do. Just' as we cultivate the taste for the beautiful and the sublime -by-bird haunted glen and roistering stream and cataracts let down in up roar over the mossed rocks, and the tilting its banner of victory in the east, and then setting everything on Are as it retreats through the gates of the west,and the Austerlitz and Wa terloo of an August thunderstorm bia sing their batteries into a sultry after noop, and the round, glittering tear of a world wet on the cheek of the night —as in this way we cultivate our taste tor the beafatlful and sublime, so in every lawful way we are to cultivate the dramatic element in our nature, by every ftaccato passage in literature, by antithesis and synthesis, by every tragicpassage in human life. Now, I have to tell you not only that Godt has implanted tills dramatic ele ment in our natures, but I have to tell'you in the Scriptures he cultivates it, She appeals to It, he develops it. I do not care where you open the Bible, youreye will fall upon a drama. Here it is'In the book of Judges, the fir tree, the vine, the olive tree, the bramble— they all make speeches. Then at the close of the scene there is a coronation, and the bramble is proclaimed king! That is a political drama. Here it is in the book of job: Enter Eliphaz, Bilttad, Zophar,~EUhu and Job. the opening act of the drama, all dark ness the closing act of the drama, all sunshine. Magnificent drama is the book of Job! fifty epsays about the sorrows of tho poor could not affect me as a little drama of accident and suffering I saw one slippery morning In the streets of Philadelphia. Just ahead of me wad a lad. wretched in apparel, his limb am putated at the knee from the pallor ofrthe boy's cheek, the amputation not long before. He had a package of bro ken food under his arm—food he had beeped, I suppose, at the doors. As he parted on over the slippery pavement, cautiously and carefully, I steadied hlpi until his crutch slipped and he fell. I helped him up as well as I •ould, gathered up the fragments of Cb£ package as well as I could, put them under one arm and the crutch voder the other arm. But when I saw the blood run down his pale cheek I iiirst into tears. Fifty essays about th£ sufferings of the poor could not to|tch one like that little drama of. ac cident and suffering. Oh, we want in all our different de partments of usefulness more of the dramatic element and less of the di dactic. The tendency in this day Is to doone religion, to whine religion, to c^t religion-, to moan religion, to eroafc religion, to'sqpulcbarlse religion. OlJgiUtO] of the gospel: If you hav^ this dra matic element In your nature, use it for God andi heaven. If you will go home and look over the history of the church, you will find that those men have brought more souls to Christ who have been dramatic. Rowland Hill, dramatic Thomas Chalmers, dramatic Thomas Guthrie, dramatic John Knox, dramatic Robert Mc Cheyne, dramatic Christmas Evans, dramatic George Whiteflbld, dra matic Robert Hall, dramatic Robert South, dramatic Bourdalou, dramatic Feneion, dramatic John Maspn, dra matic. When you get into the minis try, if you attempt to cultivate that element and try to wield it for God, you will meet with mighty rebuff and caricature, and ecclesiastical counsel will take your case in charge, and they will try to put you down. But the God who starts you will help you through, and great will be the eternal rewards for the assiduous and the plucky. What we want, ministers and lay men, is to got our sermons and our ex hortations and our prayers out of the old rut. The old hackneyed religiou3 phrases that come snoring down through the centuries will never arrest the masses. What we want today, you in your sphere, and I in my sphere, is to freshen up. People do not want in their sermons the sham flowers bought at the millinery shop, but the 'japonica3 wet with the morning dew not the heavy bones of extinct megatherium of past ages, but the living reindeer caught last August at the edge of Schroon lake. We w#nt to drive out the drowsy, and the prosaic, and the tedious, and the humdrum, and intro duce the brightness and the vivacity, and the holy sarcasm, and the sancti fied wit, and the epigrammatic power, and the blood red earnestness*, and the fire of religious zeal, and I do not know of any way of doing It as well as through the dramatic. But now let UB turn to the drama as an amusement and entertainment. Rev. Dr. Bellows of New York, many years ago, in a very brilliant but much criticised sermon, took the position that the theater might lie renovated and made auxiliary to the church. Many Christian people are of the same opinion. I do not agree with them. I have no idea, that success is In that direction. What I have said heretofore on this subject, as far as I remember, is my sentiment now. But today Jjieschool thegora^mje coming, which the world nsTliuT 1^ ta»y0^M^9lden age and the poet the I take a step In advance of my former theory. Christianity is going to take full possession of this world and con trol its maxims, its laws, its literature, its science and its amusements. Shut out from the realm of Christianity anything and you give it up to sin and death. If Christianity is mighty enough to manage everything but the amuse ments of the world, then it is a very defective Christianity. Is it capable of keeping account of the fears of the world and incompetent to make record of its smiles? Is it good to follow the funeral, but dumb at the world's play? Can It control all the lather elements of our nature but the dramatic ele ment? My idea of Christianity is that it can and will conquer everything. In lennium^e have positive announce ment that the amusements of the world are to be under Christian sway. "Holiness shall be upon the bells of the horses," says one prophet. So, you see, it will control even the sleigh rides. "The city shall be full of boys and girls playing in the streets there of," says another prophet. So, you see, it is to control the hoop rolling and the kite flying and the ball play ing. Now, what we want is to hasten that time. How will it be done? By the church going over to the theater? It will not go. By the theater coming to the church? It will not cbme. What we want is a reformed amuse ment association in every city and town of the United States. Once an nounced and explained and illustrated, the Christian and philanthropic capi talist will come forward to establish it, and there will be public spirited men everywhere who will do this work for the dramatic element of our na tures. We need a new institution to meet and recognize and develop and defend the dramatic element of our nature. It needs to be distinct from everything that is or has been. I would have this reformed amuse ment having in charge this new In stitution of the spectacular take pos session of some hall or academy. It might take a smaller building at the start, but it would soon need the larg est hall, and even that would not hold the people for he who opens before the dramatic element In human nature an opportunity of gratification without com promise and without danger does the mightiest thing of this century, and the tidss of such an institution would rise%s the Atlantic rises at Liverpool docks. I would go to such an Institution, such a spectacular. I should go once a week the rest of my life and take my family with me, and the majority of the families of the earth would go to such an Institution. I expect the time will come when I can, without bringing upon myself criticism, with out being an inconsistent Christian, when I, a minister of the good void Presbyterian church, will be able to go to some new institution like this, the spectacular, and see "Hamlet" and "King Lear" and the Merchant of Venice," and the "Hunchback" and "Joshua Whltcomb." Meanwhile many of us will have this dramatic element unmet and unregaled. For my love of pictures I can go to the art gallery, for my lpve of music I can go to the concert, fdr my love of literature I can go to the lyceum lec ture, but for this dramatic element In my nature, as strong as any other pas sion of the soul, there is nothing but injunction and prohibition. Until, sirs, you can establish a spectacular or a similar Institution, with as much pu rity and wlthyas much entertainment as this one of which I speak—until you can establish some such institu tion you may thunder away Against evil amusements until the last minute of the last hour of the last day of the world's existence, and without avail. We want this institution Independent of the' church and independent of the esenjt it in anlmat^ sweater. The church tries .to compro this matter, and in many dragjiUo exhibi- tions. Sometimes they call them. cha rades, sometimes they call them mafia lantern exhibitions entertainments for which you pay fifty cents, the fifty cents to go to .the support 6f some charitable institution. An extempo rized stage is put up lft the church or In the lecture room and there you go and see David and the .giant and" Jo seph sold into Egypt and the little Samuel awoke, the chief difference be tween the exhibition In the church and the exhibition in the theater be ing that the exhibition in the theater is more skillful. Now let us have a new institution, with expurgated drama and with the surroundings I have spoken of—an institution which we can without so phistry and without self deception so uncompromisingly good that we support and patronize—an institution can attend It without any shock to our religious sensibilities, though t\ie Sab bath before we sat at the holy sacra ment. The amusements of life are beautiful and they are valuable, but they can not pay you for the loss of your soul. I could not tell your character, I could not tell your prospects for this world or the next by the particular'church you attend, but if you will tell me where you were last night, and where you were the night before and where you have been the nights of the last month, I think I can guess where you will spend eternity. As to the drama of your life and mine, it will soon end. There will be no encore to-bring us back. At the beginning of that drama of life stood a cradle, at the end of It will stand a grave. The first act, welcome. The last act, farewell. The intermediate acts, banquet and battle, processions bridal- and funeral, songs and tears, laughter and groans. It was not original with Shakespeare when he said, "All the world's a stage and all the men and women merely players." He got It from St. Paul, who fifteen centuries before that had writ ten, "Wo are made a spectacle unto the world and to angels and to men." A spectacle in a coliseum fighting with wild beasts in an amphitheater, the galleries full, looking down. -Here we destroy a lion. Here we grapple with a gladiator. When we fall, devils shout. When we rise, angels sing. A spectacle before gallery above gallery, gallery above gallery. Gallery of our departed kindred, looking-down to see if we are faithful and worthy of our Christian ancestry, hoping for our vic tory, wanting to throw us a garland, glorified children and parents, with cheer and cheer urging us on. Gal lery of the martyrs looking down the Polycarps and the Ridleys and tke McKalls and the Theban legion and the Scotch Covenanters and they of the Brussels market place and of Piod mont—crying down from the galleries. "God gave us the victory, and he will give it you." Gallery of angels look ing down—cherubic, seraphic, arch angelic—clapping their wings at every advantage we gain. Gallery ef the King from which there ••'waves a' scarred hind and from which there comes a sympathetic voice saying, "Be thou faithful unto death, and I will give thee a crown of life." Oh, tjhe spectacle In which you and I are the actors! Oh, the piled up galleries look ing down! Scene: The last day. Stage: The rocking earth. Enter: Dukes, lords, kings, beggars, clowns. No sword. No tinsel. No crown. For footlights: The kindling flames of a world. For orchestra: The trumpets that waka the dead. For applause: The clapping floods of the sea. For curtain: The heavens rolled together as a scroll. For tragedy: "The Doom of the Profligate.' For the last scene of the fifth act: The tramp of nations across the stage, some to the right, others to the left. Then the bell of the last thun der will :ring, and the curtain will drop! EGG-EATING SNAKE Swallows "Body Larger than IteeU but Worka Hard. Now, how does it manage to get down its throat such a thing as a duck's egg, not only so much larger than itself, but also hard and perfect ly smooth? We know that a common snake is aided in swallowing a toad by its hook-like teeth, which hold the prey while the upper and lower jaws glide over it alternately and thus push it backward. Lizards, boas, the Het erodon of Madagascar, etc., are' said to place the egg—of a canary or other small bird, that is—against an irreg ularity of the ground or within ono of their own folds, which enables them to ram it into their mouths. In the case of our "dasypeltis" and its duck's eggs, however, these explanations do not suffice, this genius being destitute of true teeth. We can, therefore, only suppose that a couple of membranous folds, which have been discovered, one on each side of its mouth, lay hold of the shell like cupping glasses, and thus work l)t into the throat But here we meet with another difficulty. After-' the egg has passed between the pro digiously distended jaws apd upper esophagus, it would seem as if its bulk and solidity, when lodged, in a compar atively inelastic part of the digestive tube, whose juices are unable to dis solve the shell, must quickly prove fatal tojthe animal. A remarkable In stance bf^naftrral adaptation is afford ed by the manner in which this danger is provided against The anodon, as already observed,.has no true teeth. So-called gular teeth, however, are present, these being really the tips of the long interor spines of the first eight or nine vertebrae, protruding through the esophagus wall. When the shell is broken by the gular teeth it is ejected and the ftuld passes into, the stomach.—Cincinnati Enquirer. "The K«w Color. The new color in Paris id zinc. Its possibilities as a background were dis covered by a French artist, who posed many of his models against a zinc screen, the color tending to bring out the most beautiful tones in his model's complexion and hair. Cloth in this shade Is especially beautiful, and will give tone to even sallow complexions, it is promised. Dom**tle Tronbla*. Mistress—"Why did yoa get steak for breakfast, when I told you to order pork chomJjj^^few. €oOk—MShure, THE MORMONS DID IT, WHAT WE OWE TO BRIGHAM YOUNG'S FOLLOWERS. fhay War* tha First ta Pal lata Oper ation the Idea of Irrlffatlaf Arid Bacloaa—Haa Orowa ikto Vaa| 1'ro portloaa. (Boise, Idaho, Letter.) Criticise the Mormons as ybu^will, they must be credited with the won derful system of irrigation by which the wastes of the western states have been redeemed. On July 24, 1847, Br.igham Young and his little band of pioneers began the construction of the firBt irrigation canal ever built in the United States. Irrigation^ inade of Utah's desert wil derness the garden spot of America. It Ip doing as much for Idaho, where the mountains are so located that ample valleys, and plains of millions of acres, may be easily and economically watered. On the Nile, in Italy, Spain and elsewhere in Europe, irri gation has prevailed for centuries. In deed, 60-per cent of the world'd bread stuffs and cereals are' grown by Irriga tion. Where "the vine-clad hills and citron groves" around Vesuvius in sunny Italy are found, a great population has been sustained for many thousand years—and the land has never worn out—Its wonderful vitality being due to underlying strata of lava which by some curious chemistry renders the soil immortal. Idaho's wonderfully productive soil covers lava strata deposited by volca noes long ago extinct The rejuvena tion of the land results not alone from this lava, but from rich fertilisers an nually brought to it by the irrigation waters. It is almost an aphorism that land is good where sage brush grows. Marvelous must therefore be the fer tility of Idaho, for everywhere the green of the sage is seen. Wheat,corn, oats, barley, alfalfa, timothy, rye, flax, tobacco, broom corn, sorghum, sweet and Irish potatoes, beets, cabbages, hops, and fruits, such as prunes, ap ples, pears, plums, peaches, cherries, apricots, nectarines, grapes and all of the small bush products, grow profuse ly. Particularly do the apple, pear and prune attain to perfection In size and flavor. Alex. McPherson of Boise City real ized $600 per acre from apples. Geo. L. Hall of Mountain Home sold $800 worth of peaches from one acre. T. J. Phifer of Boise City realized $900 from two acres of Italian prunes. Instances like these can be multiplied ad Infini tum. But Idaho does not depend entirely upon agriculture. Its mountains are filled with mining camps which furnish a home market for far more agricul tural products than the state is now able to produce. Snake River Valley contains about 3,000,000 'acres and s^me of the finest pastoral scenes there!presented are in the midst Of gold placer mining opera tions., farmers', there realize handsomely for work during spafe hours—washing shining powdered igold from the river's bed. In a state having so many productive portions to select from it is hard to suggest particular locations, but set tlers will find room for any number of new homes. Different state and private agencies are sending out printed information about Idaho. Perhaps the most con servatively prepared matter is that now emanating from the general pas senger agent of the Oregon Short Line at Salt Lake City, Utah. This railroad permeates almost every agricultural region in the state and stands ready to furnish to homeseekers every cour tesy In the power of its officers. At the present rate Idaho will soon be as thickly populated as Utah. It is in the same latitude as France, Swit rerland, Portugal, Spain and Italy, and Us climate is incomparable. Vast timber areas furnish lumber o? excellent quality. Cyclones and de structive storms never occur. The win ters are short and people work out doors all the year. The annual death rate Is the lowest of any state *in the Union. Verily Idaho Is a wonderful state and destirfed to become the home place ol many times its present population. -Three Pobont In Tobacco ^Bmok*. C. Binz, in. the Deutsche Aeriste-Zel tung, says there are three kinds'of pol eon in tobacco smoke: nicotine that which is obtained by the slow ash for mation, pryridlp, etc., and carbonic ox ide. Carbonic oxide ."la always easly shown to be present In tobacco smoke. Its percentage depending upon the vol ume of the smoke gas, varies between 0.6 and 7.6. The variations depend upon the rapidity of the ash formation dnd'the quantity of tha-fttmospheric air drawn In or'the lung air -blown otit A neyer-so-sllght acute poisoning from carbonic acid of tobacco smoke is, un der ordinary conditions, scarcely t» be expected. Whether the dally tadcing in of the small, quantity of carbonic oxide which, through many-year* of smoking, gets into the bipod of «nok The'smalll boy like* mnierial sym athy, but l|e never likes'his mother tc feel for him pathyv feel itn The heif is to be al vith her slipper, fit ot eaiae meitX- ambition The skf lual an.in won lOthMr f' Typographical Union, fta 16, Ex pelled by Chicago Federation. WILL APPEAL TO SAM G0MP£RS, Printer* Oenauneed for Not Con«lnnla( a Hojoott aa ta Which th« Federation 'Ktow Vlalma to Hate ^iloia JurUdlc tloa. Chicago, 'March 20.—Sumtriary action ,was taken by the Chicago Ffederatiqn of Labor Sunday against Typographi cal union No. 16. That union was ex pelled from the federation by a practi cally unanimous vote, for what was declared to be treasonable action to ward the central body, and In expell ing the printers it maintained the posi tion that it took eighteen months ago, when a boycott was first established against two local papers singled out for the purpose. Chairman James J. Ryan of the printers' delegation gave notice of an appeal to the American Federation of Labor, and the printers left the hail. The resolution expelling the print ers was as follows "Some eighteen months ago the Chicago Federation of Labor and Allied Printing Trades council placed a boycott on the Chica go Daily News and the Record. It was thoroughly understood at the time that a settlement of any kind that was to bo made was to be made with the publisn ers of the Chicago Daily News and -the Record should be made by the execu tive board of this federation and the Allied Printing Trades' council. No organization had any right to with draw their support from the boycott without notifying these bodies and obtaining their consent to any move in the boycott. The matter has been tak en up by the executive board of the American Federation of Labor, and the executive board of the International Typographical union, and it is still being deliberated upon by these bod ies. "In defiance to the instructions or this body, and in defiance to their alle giance to the American Federation or Labor, local union No. 16 of the Typo graphical union passed resolutions at their adjourned meeting of March 11, declaring the. boycott off, so far as the printers were concerned—in fact, as far as organized labor In Chicago and elsewhere was concerned. We believe that the printers had no justification in this act, and we believe that It is treas onable for any organization to thus defy the mandates of the central body. Therefore, be it resolved, That Typographical union No.. 16 be expelled from this body until such time as they apologize for their act, and make ajnends in a suitable manner for their treasonable conduct. "And be it further resolVed, That the executive board of this federation look into the matter and report at the next regular meeting of this body any additional reprimand that in their judgment is necessary in the case." ltA,6Au Ma oh In la our On Chicago, March 20.—Chicago Tabor troubles are responsible for the .dis agreement of manufacturers and ma chinists, who closed their Grand Pacific hotel peace conference at a lat& hour Sunday morning in face of the under standing that within a month 100,000 machinists will be ordered to strike in all parts qf the United States and Canada. Molders' and Mill Blen'a ITniei Ralneit. New Albany, Ind., March 20.—The molders at the Tersteege-Globmann Stove and Range company will get a 15 per cent advance, and the skilled workmen at the roiling mills are to receive a 25 per cent" increase. The latter are now getting the highest wages paid them since .1880. Rail Pet Rooting tor kiialiM, English, Ind., 'March 20.—The,old snake pasture, a tract of sixty-acres, on the farm of P. F. Flannagan, near St. Croix, where thousands of reptiles annually hibernate, and where more than-fifty head of cattle have been bitten to death, was plowed up during the last cold weather and a large drove of hogs tur&ed4n. ^Mr. flannagan has sown corn broadcast over the pasture to encourage the rooting proclivities of the hogs, and in this Way he hopes to eradicate the reptiles. Qalaafca A. Grow Perlimely III, Washington, March 20.—Represenfca tive Galusha A. Grow of Pennsylvania, tr^«. cannot, sefcjup a-^ii^ril^'injuiy-ja^OKWierly.apeaker of-tjie-house ,of rep question- stilt-to be T?smt*tives,- is ill at' his -hotel jbere, suffering, from erysipelas. late Ram la It Pataraharg. Personally, I know of no other tpwr where such late hours are la vogue! ex .cept St. Petersburg. But your St Pet-' •rsburger doesn't up early Jn th« morning. At St. Petersburg the.ntuslc' hails, wifch it is the fashionable tjjilng to attend hfter the theater—a: drite -to them- taking a. half an hotir In a swifl aleigh—do nfti practically begin till 12. Through tlje Neva at 4 o'clock in the morning yon have to literally, push ypur way, and the favorite trains foi travelers are those starting about S o'clock in the morning. These trains save the Russian the trouble of getting np early. He wishes his friends "good night," and drives down to the station comfortably after supper, without put* ting the {louse to any inconvenience.— Jerome K. Jerome in. Uie Saturday Sveniog Poi Oor. Xaary Aboli.hea Slavery. Washington, March 20.—The secre tary of- the navy has received from Ckp(. Richard P. Leary, governor pf Guam, a "copy of a decree Issued by him-abolidhing slavery In the isiftnd Accidentally gboote Bll Brother. Marehalltown, Iowa, tfarch 20. Frank Hull, son of Charles &ull, 'was accidentally shot Saturday evening by a younger brother, apd doctor^ give no hopes of recovery. Bryan Fredlota tha JsajMa. Wichita, Kas., March lO.-r-W. J. Bryan passed through Wichita last night' on his way to Nebrast^. -Asked about the campaign issues,-Jie said money, trusts and imperialism would "be discussed. Asked if preference of Issues would be local, he said OMSHIPQH WEjEK" Preacher Drbpa Oat, -Leaving Publisher* l» »,. Row.. Topeka, Kan., March 20.—"May God bless the use of* the press of the World to the glory of his kingdom on earth/' With, these words the preachr er-editor concluded his valedictory in the so-called Sunday. edition of the Capitol,- which went to press at o'clock Saturday afternoon.' Yet "Shel don week" came to an end in a hot fight among the stockholders of the pa per. Theatrouble began Friday night with the announcement by F. O. Popenoe, the principal stockholder, that the pa per would continue to- be printed along the lines laid down- by Mr. Sheldon, with some modifications. This the reg ular editor, Gen. Hudson, and publish er Dell Hersey, deny in vigorous and picturesque language. EXCITING AUTOCABTHIEFHUNT •teleotrlo Carriage (feed ln Kannluff Down Two Burglar*. Chicago, March 20.—An automobile, filled with policemen, in a chase after two burglars, created excitement in the stock yards district Sunday night and demonstrated a new use for the electric vehicles. The burglar's were captured after a run of six blocks, but* they used their pistols with such ef fect that the cab was twice punctured with leaden missiles, although the po lice officers inside escaped unharmed. Had the tires been punctured it would have been different. The captured men were taken to the stock yards police station, where they swore roundly at automobiles in gen eral, and the one that caused their downfall in particular. They gave their names as Barney Dobbs and James Strickland. RESCUED FROM AN ICE FLOE. Three Hunters Drift Abont Bennmbed by tha Cold for Tun Hour*. Chicago, March 20.—Three men in a boat went duck hunting on Lake Mich igan off Cheltenham Beach Sunday, and before their day's sport was over two tugs and another rowboat were called Into service to rescue them and bring them back home. The men who managed to keep .several hundred peo ple guessing about their fate for some hours were Ferdinand Vinzens, who works for- the Illinois Steel company George Adams, a cigarmake.r, and John Lustig, a cobbler. Several police officers and five men aided in the res cue. Drop* Down Mining Shaft, Cheyenne, Wyo., March 20.—J. S. Stewart of Lead, S. D., had a thrilling experience a few weeks ago in the Grand Encampment copper mining dis trict, in southern Carbon county, when he dropped down a 150-foot shaft. He gdt into the bucket to go down the shaft to inspect the workings. All of a sudden the speed of the bucket In its downward course increased, and, to use Stewart's words, "it seemed as though the earth Was going up into the sun." When within fifty feet of the bottom the speed of the bucket suddenly slack- enf?'—Unally *5 Rncoeufully Operated for Blindness. Chicago," March 20.—Mrs'. F. G. Par ker of this city, after having been totally blind for seven years, has re gained her sight by a remarkably skill ful and successful surgical operation. Mrs. Parker was married in Chicago seven years ag6. Shortly afterward her sight began to fall, and total blindness soon followed. Recent X-ray examina tions disclosed a hypertrophy of the occ'pital-lobe of the Lrain, which made it necessary to trephine the skull and make .incisions to -diminish*"die pres sure on thefptic nerve, and this dar ing operation proved entirely success ful. BO, that ^it would be individual. Commercial 'travelers would .emphasize)' trusts, many jFOuld discuss the fliy»hr.t»i bill and its effect on greefilAcks, while thousands of ^lepubli^^jis and all classes pf^the opposition would Nde- slowed down to its jMhn ftomfitlUng tinrl 1IPC_ pened -to the machinery, biit the mis hap was rectified before the bottom of the shaft was reached. JRecnlatera Threaten to Kill. Atlanta, Ga., March 19.—A special from Columbia, ,S. C., says that the station agent and other citizens of jSIee cees, Orangeburg county, telegraphed the .governor at midnight begging for troops to protect them from white regulators," who had twice visited the town, beaten people, white and black, and promised to return today and kill them'. Work .on the surround ing farms had been stopped and peo ple driven from their business. The governor telegraphed the sheriff, to ride across the county with a posse an'd give protection till troops could be sent today, if needed. The cause of the lawlessness is unknown. Gov. Tanner Now In Florida. Palm Beach, Fla., March 19.—Gov. John R. Tanner of Illinois, arrived here last night, and went to the Hotel Royal Poinciana. The governor was somewhat fa tigued by his journey, but did not ap pear illy He walked around the hotel corridors'^ chatting with members of his party for some time before he re tired. The governor is accompanied by Mrs. Tanner, Dr. and Mrs. L. C. Taylor of Springfield, and Mr. and air:. I. N. Phillips. Carries *a Cargo of Gnam.' San Francisco, Cal., March 19.—The brig John D. Spreckels has sailed for Guam, carrying mails and freight. This is the first vessel which has. ever left here for the LadroneB with a cargo of merchandise. The bulk of the cargo is for the stocking of a store, to be owned and operated by the Western Commercial company at Guam. There is also a telephone plant on board, which will be put nil and operated by the company. (Vlfe'a llair Blaeeh Cra*w HasbanA. Newklrk,. Q. T., March 20.—Bleached &alr of the ^young .and pretty wife of Andrew Maxwell, a farmer living near tiiis 'place, tias^drlvjeit-her huaband in "i&fie: -Mrs.-"Ma«wellto hair -was black! as a. raven's .Wing, but she recently had: It turned yellow by a hairdresser. When' the .young husband came liome and found his wife with a different col ored hair he fretted over-it until he lost his mind. ..JBhcht Traral.on Oae.Ttaket.1'!.. St. Louis, Mo., March 20.—Mrs. Mia .pie Parkhiirat of Hudson, Ark., passed through here Saturday en route to Rochester, Mi^n.,. to visit relatives. She had with her seven children, the mother and youngsters having trav eled here on" a single "tlclTel, all being Within'the prescribed age limit—under 6. There .were itwo Bets Mrs. Banks—Do yoti 'hnW "hny.', trouble in getting servants? Mrs. to .5 notify the shore at danger. Iii alike manner ter's.Stomach digestion and dyspepsia where other Spring Humor* of tho Blood Gome to a ccrtain percentage of all tha people. Probably 75 per cent, of these people are cured every year by HoodV Sarsaparilla, and- we hope by thin advertisement to get the other 25 per cent, to take Hood's Sarsaparilla. It has made more people well, effected more wonderful cures than any other medicine in the world. Its strength as a blood purifier is demonstrated by its marvelous cures of 8crofu!a Salt Rheum Scald Head Boils, Pimples All kinds of Humor Psoriasis Blood Poisoning Rheumatism Catarrh Malaria, Etc. All of which are prevalent at this season. You need Hood's Sarsaparilla now. It will do you wonderful good. Hood's Sarsaparilla Is America's Greatest Blood Medicine. nPOPfiY NEW DISCOVERY clTM MlaWr quick relief and caret wortt care*. Book of testimonials and 10 DATA' treatment nun. us. H. N. OKIES'8 SOKB, B« Z, IIU.U, E*. -tv .s i. of twins, and 'thl eldest child in the party was but a fraction over 'A years of age. Children Bora to Death. Alfred, N. Y., March 20.—A farm house ln McHenry valley, about tour miles north of this:place, was burned Sunday morning at 1:30 o'clock, and two boys, one 3 years old and the other 9, were cremated. They were children of Bugene Ferrin. The fire started between!the rooms occupied hy. the parents and children and cut off fit ebance of rescuing tbem, miiim ^r v"... Rlyirs^-No rvo had flve in the tjfo vfeeka. ,' y. "fr® Wlreleei Telesrapby Has had anew demonstration, of nm* fulness .by thd capbafnof4 lightship, who used it after ordinary signals li&d failed, authorities Q'ostet Bitters,. the famous In cure, tab medlcineB fall.v It rega- l«*te8 the bo.wels and impro vejs.the, petite,. 'Many a bearded fugitive from juatlca has escaped by a close shave. Go to your grocer to-day and get a 15c. package of Grain-0 It takes the place of cof fee at the cost. Made from pure grains it is nourishing and health ful. hrirt that row tootr ghw JOB •ooept BO imitation. to Paper This Spring? 75 Thm MtW Oi«t «in COM! LET ELY Trn*. form your HOME ta |»lot of HKALTM udBBACTTiajw SELECT WAUr\ PAPER.1 W± jmrf ._j%J -rmr HI1 lwwftadrfOBt»d|4(fwdw, MmiifiiiiMnf CARLOAD LOT^ •rite*, wt caa Mte* ALL loglyLOW. 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