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[. ®F- m* fe* itt 1§ fe Wharton Golden Specific in Hi: Testimony. SAYS POWERS PLANNED DEED. riot, He Insists, Was Majority. Not Only to Kill Goebel but Also Sufficient Number or legislators to Give Taylor Working Frank'ort, Ky., March 27.—Protect ed by a guard of fifteen soldiers, T. .Wharton Golden of Barbourville, the star witness for the commonwealth in the case of Secretary of State Caleb Powers, charged with being accessory before the fact to the assassination of William Goebel, Saturday told a tale that has startled and shocked Ken tucky from center to borde If what Golden said upon the witness stand in the Franklin County court is true—and his reputation for veracity stands unimpeached—men of high sta tion not only plotted to have Goebel murdered, but actually contemplated the slaughter of other democratic members of the legislature for the pur pose of giving the republicans a ma jority in both houses of the legislature. Golden's evidence was tremendously sensational throughout, and twice he broke down completely under the strain, and required the services of a physician. After detailing his personal and po litical intimacy with Secretary of State •Powers, witness declared that the lat ter had sent him to Harlan county to tell Postmaster Hirot to send down ten men who were regular mountain feudists,»"men who would stand up, and, if necessary, go into that legisla tive hall and kill off enough to make it in our favor. We wanted men who had good Colt's 45s. In answer to furthar questions, Gold en said Powers gave him $160 to give to Judge Bingham in Bell county. He gave some of it to Bingham to send ten men down to Frankfort. The witness identified a receipt for $50 given by Bingham. The witnsss also said he gave Mr. Howard $73.80 for ten tickets to Frankfort and return. He knew dome of the men from Bell county. The men, a good many of them, were mountain feudists. In all, about 1,200 or 1,500 men were brought to Frank fort. They were fed back of the state house. Capt. Davis and Charles Fin ley provided the provisions. "We sent most of them back that night, but about 175 men of the mountaineers brought to Frankfort remained here to «ee that we got justice. We under stood what they were kept here for. We knew that those men were here to go Into that legislative hall, and, if necessary, clean out the democrats enough to make a majority on our side." The above created a sensation in the courtroom. Golden said he was in the executive building on the day be fore the shooting. He met Caleb Pow ers in Gov. Taylor's ante-room and agreed to go with him to Louisville. Powers. man had a tall^oncerning the closing of Secretary Powers' office during the latter's absence. "I had my back turnad," Golden said, but when I turned I saw John Powers /ive the key to the man. John Pow ers said to me, 'Goebel is going to be killed this morning.' I said, 'This must not be done.' "They had two negroes there to kill Goebel. John Powers told me so. They were Hockersmith and Dick Ooombs. I saw Dick Coombs at a drug store near the depot every morning for •a week or so previous to the shooting. Coombs, talking to a man named Wal lace, in my presence, said: 'D him, I know him as far as I can see him, and I can kill him as far as I can see him.' He was talking of Goebel. This conversation was in the adjutant generals office. He also said, 'I know his every movement, and I can hit him as far as I can see him.' He carried a Colts 32 that shoots a Wrinchester cartridge, six or eight inches in the barrel. Coombs was in the assistant adjutant-general's office on the morn ing of the shooting with Hockersmith and Jim Wallace. "R. J. Howard of Harlan county came up and he talked to Taylor. He Insisted on Taylor's calling on the mi litia. Taylor said, 'My God, you peo ple must do something first' adding, 'I can get the militia quick enough! You fellows must act first.' By that I understood we fellows must raise a riot in the senate chamber. Goebel was there. As I told you this morn ing, we would clean out enough of that legislature to make it our way." Taylor Calls for Federal Help. Louisville, Ky., March 27.—Gov. de Facto W. S. Taylor has officially noti fied President McKinley and Secretary of War Root that there is danger of conflict between two armed forces at the Kentucky capital. President Will Not Aof. Washington, March 27—It is au thoritatively declared that the admin istration will take no action in the Kentucky affair, unless the situation should become acute. Baxter and Lemieux Guilty. 7 Montreal, March 27.—James Baxter, the Montreal broker, and Ferdinand Lemieux, former accountant of the de funct Vllle Marie bank, charged with conspiracy to defraud the bank of a large sum of money, have been found guilty, the jury, however joining in a' recommendation to mercy. Bothschlld's Auto Too Shabbr. Paris, March 27.—At the automobile carnival at Nice the committee refused to allow Henry Rothschild's motor cart to take part in the procession be cause It was too poorly decorated MACHINISTS COMPROMISE. Satisfactory Arrangements with 81emana Ss Halske Company. Chicago, March 27.—An agreement fias been concluded between the Inter national Association of Machinists and the Slemans & HaNke Electric works which will probably i, Ait an end to tho machinists' strike in Chicago. The compact Is In toe nature of a com promise, but Is intact a victory for the i.unlon. 'The agreement foreahadowi ttleiiL£n^B»e.machinists' itroi By tho signing of the compact between 300 and 400 machinists will go to work at once, and it is believed th&t uie oth er manufacturers in Chicago will fol low the example of the Siemans & Halske company. Strikers Gain Ground In Cleveland. Cleveland, Ohio, March 27.—Fully 10 per cent of the striking machinists went to work this morning, thirteen factories having granted their de mands. This does not mean that the strike is nearing a settlement, as only some of the smaller concerns have given in. The larger factories are expected to fight tooth and nail, and- cause a long, stubborn struggle, which will in volve hundreds of other workmen. FIGHT FOR SNELL ESTATE. Trying to Save Lyman's Assailant. agreement are the most liberal which church—the pulpit of Beecher and'Ly liave so far been concluded between man Abbott—flung Sunday this defl employers and employes, and the de- ance at the doctrines of the Presbyte mands of the union have for the most part been conceded. It is the general Mrs. stone, it Is Claimed, Bus No Ris-hts. Chicago, March 27— A contest of the will of Henrietta Snell in the Probate court was begun Saturday. One witness was heard and the matter went over until March 30. Only one of the wit nesses to the will, De Witt H. Curtin of 409 Washington boulevard, was present. Mrs. Anna A. Cheney of 436 Washington boulevard, who had signed the instrument as a witness, was ill, it was said, and would not be able to appear for several days. Mr. Curtin testified in the most posi tive terms to the testator's sanity and unbiased self-control. Mrs. Stone, It is claimed, was neither a natural nor even an adopted daughter of Mrs. Snell. NeV York's 111,- Ditch llegtin. New York, March 27.—Ground was broken for the $35,000,000 rapid transit tunnel Saturday with appropriate ceremonies in City Hall park. After some speeches August Belmont, presi dent of the construction company, handed the silver spade to Mayor Van Wyck. The mayor took off his silk hat, placed it beside the hole in the ground, sprang in, and sending the spade deep in the earth, took up a spadeful and dumped it into his hat. President Orr took out the second spadeful of earth. Vice-President John H. Starin was next, and he was followed by August Belmont and John E. McDonald, the contractor. Then in turn the silver spade was wielded by Commissioners Reives, Langdon and Jesup and Comp troller Coler, and the ceremony was at an end. Chicago, March 27.—Strenuous ef foH^^g being made byjtl^JSast Ch.i. ca'SW'enue po\v:/3 toliave the shoot ing of t-Alderman William H. Lyman by Assemblyman John F. O'Malley ap pear as an accident. Dr. Crowe, how ever, who extracted a bullet and dressed the wounds, insists that two wounds had been inflicted by O'Malley and that they were caused by two bul lets, thus disposing of the accident story. Notwithstanding this feat the police exhibited O'Malley's revolver with only one empty cartridge, but it was intimated that a loaded cartridge had been inserted in the place of one of the discharges, so as to make it ap pear that only one shot was, fired. Yukon a Fine Cycle Fatb. Tacoma, Wash., March 27.—The mighty Yukon river has been convert ed into a winter bicycle path. The most wonderful trip of the arctic cy cling season was made in February by Morris Levy, between Dawson and Cir cle City, a distance of 3C5 miles, which Levy made in three days and four hours, or at a gait of better than 100 miles a day. Among those starting over the Dawson-Nome trail last month were two women, both riding bicycles. The trail is pronounced ex cellent for wheeling, the Yukon ice being smooth for long stretches. Many Women Register at Canton. Canton, Ohio, March 27.—Registra tion returns show that about 1,500 women have qualified to vote here for members of the board of education. The city is so close politically that these women hold the balance of power. There is a bitter fight on the American Book company. Rabbi Wlie Critically III. Cincinnati, Ohio, March 27.—Dr. I. M. Wise, the venerable rabbi, whose fame extends throughout the country among Gentiles as well as Jews, is ly ing at his home, on Mound street, dan gerously ill. Hindoo Frinee and Hoodoo Menu* New Haven, Conn., March 27.—A self-styled Hindoo Prince, and who is working out a sentence for defrauding a local hotel proprietor, complains bit terly of the fare at the prison. Chicago Sport Win* S37,500. Hot Springs, Ark., March 27.—One hour and ten minutes' play over the faro table of the Southern club Satur day made a difference of $37,500 in favor of Matt Hogan, the well-known Chicago sport and wine agent, who had been playing the horses in Leo Mayer's poolroom with varying success for the last two weeks, "piking" along until he had got to the good about $2,00C. Miss Sampson to Marry Ensign Clnrerlus Boston, Mass., March 26.—The mar riage of -Miss Hannah Walker Samp son, youngest daughter of Rear Ad miral William T. Sampson, to Ensign Wat Tyler Cluverius, U. S. N., is to take place on the evening of April 5 at the commandant's house at the Charleston navy yard. Bonds Allotted to Americans New York, March 27.—J. P, Morgan & Co. have received official notification from England of the allotment to American subscribers of British war bonds. A little more than $3,000,000 of the bonds will come to this country, 'he American subscription^ were than 150,000,000, tot irfiat of them amMiL exceeding $50,000. DENOUNCES DAMNATION. Plymouth's as tor Abjures Westminster Creed* Brooklyn, March 27.—Newell Dwlght The terms of the Hillis, from the pulpit of Plymouth rlan church, in which he had grown up and t0 whkh he oweg opinion among labor men that other 'Honpo. «.t manufacturers will find the terms so CTn wL I? nst in the face of the Eternal and fling advantageous that the end of this weak will see the termination of tho machin ists' strike in Chicago. The union is recognized, but the mediation of the "business agent" is diminished. The union rate of wages will be 28 cents, and 32% cents for die and tool makers. One apprentice is allowed for every five machinists and one for the shop at large. An arbitration board is provid ed for. every vile epithet toward the stainless throne, where eternal mercy sits with fhe world's atoning Savior, than lift my hand with that creed toward God's throne and affirm that I taught or be lieved it." Beginning his sermon with a statement of the great importance that ideals of the future life have for Men, he quickly made the assertion that until evolution came the world had no data for an adequate discussion of the problems of right and wrong and penalty. He placed himself fairly and squarely upon the ground that both nature's penalties and God's pun ishments represent, not anger, but me dicinal love, that they are not to break the bruised reed, but to briftg growth and victory. HORLOCKER CONFESSION OUT. Eva Stewart's Sensational Testimony Is Excluded. Hastings, Neb., March 27.—Judge Adams, who is hearing the Horlocker Morey poisoning case, ruled that all of the testimony of Eva Stewart detail ing Julia's confession of her love for Mr. Morey, and of their subsequent re lations, should be stricken from the record. Miss Stewart was recalled for cross-examination by the state and was asked if it was before or after Miss Horlocker had asked to make a confidante of her that Miss Horlocker related to her the story as told by* the witness. She replied that it was after ward. Upon this the testimony was stricken out, and the testimony of Wit ness Franklin that Miss Horlocker told him she was in love with a married man was also stricken from the record on the same grounds. The defense made no objection beyong saving the usual exception. It is announced that expert witnesses will prove that Miss Horlocker is afflicted with nympha mania, and therefore sexually a per vert and mentally unsound. NEGR0S' MODEL GOVERNMENT. Pedro Faterno Expected to Surrender in a Few Days. Manila, March 27.—Gen. Hughes, military commander of the island of Panay. has arrived here from Iloilo for the purpose of consulting with Gen. Otis. He says that the island of Negros has a model civil government. Every thing is peaceful there, and the crop outlook is excellent. The situation in Cebu is improving. In Panay, how ever, the natives are restive, and Gen. Hughes expects that some campaign ing will be necessary. Pedro Paterno, who was the head of the Filipino na tional assembly, proposes to surrender to the Americans. He is exp.ected to arrive at San Fernando de la Union some time this week and give himself up. The authorities are dealing se verely with newspapers which try to cause trouble with the natives. The mothers of Aguinaldo and Mabini, formerly Filipino minister of foreign affairs, are still kept under guard here. They are not allowed to talk with na tives. Farmers Plan a Supply Combine. Kokomo, Ind., March 27.—The farm ers in this section of Indiana have gone into a combine. This week ten carloads of grocers' sundries were shipped to the farmers of Howard and adjoining counties. More than 200 farmers were at the station with wag ons to haul the goods home, some of them driving thirty miles for them. The farmers claim they save 10 to 15 per cent of the prices charged by re tailers and get better goods. Similar shipments, it is said, will be made ev ery three months. Bold Bank Robbery, Hardy, Neb., March 27—The Nation al bank of Hardy was looted by four robbers at 4 o'clock Saturday morning. The entire front of the building was blown out and the vault was hurled in pieces into the middle of the street, the thieves secured $10,000 and $500 in gold was picked up in the streets. The robbers escaped in a spring wag on. Bloodhounds and fifty men are after them. Dunlap, Crack Cracksman, Caught. Chicago, March 27.—James Dunlap, prince of bank robbers, and the most expert safe cracker that ever handled a drill, who was concerned in the blow ing of the Manhattan bank safe in New York when the vaults were robbed of nearly half a million dollars in cur rency, was arrested by Central station detectives Saturday night, and will be held until half a dozen recent safe blowings in Chicago are explained. At the time of his arrest he was carrying a black hand satchel containing a full set of finely wrought steel drills, which had seen recent use. In the satchel was $126.70 in gold and silver, mostly coins of small denomination, evidently the proceeds of safe robbery. In Jail Instead of In Grave. Cincinnati, Ohio, March 27.—Charles Morthaler, a cabinet-maker, of 1527 Race street, in a drunken craze on Saturday night tried to hang himself from a rafter in the attic of his home. Three times the rope broke, and while he was getting ready for the fourth attempt policemen arrived and took him into custody. He had been drink ing heavily and had taken no food for several days. Nethersole Has Brain Fever. New York, March 27.—Miss Olga Nethersole is suffering from brain fe ver. The illness of the actress has tak en a most decided turn for the worse. She is in a grave condition, and the actress on this account has not been informed of her indictment by the grand jury. Auditor for Cathollo University. Rome, March 27.—The pope has nominated Bishop Marchetti as the auditor of the Catholic university at Washington. Hi Loyalists Thrown Into Prison West of Kimberley. I 1 KRUGER AND STEYN AT ODDS. Information Received at nimberlcy from Native Runners Claims That Boers Are Retiring (tou E:oon stadt. London, I.Iarch 27.—The following has been received from Barlcly West under date of Saturday: "Griquatown was reoccupied Thursday by 400 Boers. A column left Kimberley yesterday (Friday) to drive them out. It is re ported that all the loyalists there, in cluding the women, have been impris oned." Another dispatch, this from Kimber ley, under same date, says: "Prison ers brought in here report that a force of British cavalry has entered the Transvaal and penetrated to a point eighteen miles north of Christiana. The British forces at Fourteen Streams are being strengthened. A movement northward is expected soon." It is reported this morning that the Boers are retiring from Kroonstadt. This information also comes from' Kimberley, where it was probably re ceived by a native runner. It seems scarcely probably, however, that the burghers would retire from such a strongly intrenched position as Kroon stadt without being compelled to do so, and as Lord Roberts has not yet made a move, too much Importance need not be attached to the report. It is rumored at Springfontein that the Boer committee at Kroonstadt has deposed President Steyn, while at Bloemfontein President Kruger's an nexation proclamation Is treated with ridicule. There seems to be a general consensus of opinion among the cor respondents that Presidents ICruger and Steyn are at daggers drawn, but no one apparently understands the policies of the two presidents. Soutli African Dominion Planned. London, March 27.—It is understood that the committee of the British cabi net which has been deliberating on the political future of South Africa in gen eral and the Boer republics in particu lar has already decided to provide for a governor general for all South Africa and form federated governments, patterned after the Dominion of Can ada. Belgian Transvaal Concessions Void. Brussels, March 27.—It is announced that President Kruger has annulled the Belgian railway concessions in the Transvaal. Much Belgian capital is invested in these concessions, and grave commercial complications are likely to result. The concessionaries claim that they were compelled to bribe Kruger and his council. Dr. Leyds IuTlted by Deleanne. -PMva., M&neJi .27.—It ia said that Dr. Leyds, the Transvaal diplomatic agent, will attend the banquet which M. Del casse, the minister of foreign affairs, tenders to the diplomatic corps on March 31. Kipling nas a "Sit" Once More. Bloemfontein, March 27.—Rudyard Kipling is hard at work in the office of the "Friend," a newspaper that is edit ed by the war correspondents for Gen. Roberts. MANY PEACH BUDS KILLED. Loss In One Orchard In Michigan Fruit Belt Is 22 Per Cent. South Bend, Ind., March 26.—Hol land Morrill of Berrien county, Michi gan, in the celebated peach belt, whose remarkable peach crop in last year's unfavorable season justified the United States government in having many or chard views taken for the Paris ex position, has just made an exhaustive investigation in his orchard to dis cover the result of the last winter upon the peach buds. He selected belts in the lowlands, the most unfavorable fo,r peaches, and, as a result, found that the peaCh buds killed ranged from 12 per cent among the Fitzgerald variety to 35 pr cnt of the St. John's. His most celebrated peach, the Elberta, shows a 22 per cent loss the Lewis, 20 per cent, and the Kalamazoo 20 per cent, making an average loss of 22 per cent. Mr. Morrill eays that with twice that per centage of loss the fruit would require thinning. It is estimated that last year, when peaches were nearly every where a failure, Mr. Morrill cleared $12,000 by his peach crop. SAYS ARMY PERSECUTES HIM. Balllngton Booth Gives Reasons fov Changing Ills Son's Name. New York, March 26.—A special to the Tribune from Montclair, N.' J., says that Commander Ballington Booth, when asked about changing the name of his son from William Booth to Charles Brandon Booth, said that he and Mrs. Booth would give reasons for their action when the application was made to the court which would be sat isfactory to the public. He added: "However, there has been a report which has been made to the .press which I wish to correct—viz., that'ev erybody thought the salvation army and the Volunteers of America, of which I am president, are on the most friendly terms. So' far as the Volun teers are concerned, they have sought to avoid opposition, friction and any bitterness, but all the Salvationists could do to thwart our purposes, to injure our &use, and.to influence our officers has been done. Not satisfied with the cruel treatment to Mrs. Booth, not satisfied with calling our people "traitors' and 'devils,' their leader, Commander Boo.th-Tucker, has openly in their councils told their of ficers to pray forflur downfall.'' Commission to Visit Orient. Washington, March 27.—The senate Saturday passed a bill authorizing the president to appoint a commission of five to study the commercial and In dustrial conditions of Chlqa and Japan. The bill carries an appropria tion of $76,000 to defray the expenses of the commission which to stay abroad at least a year. ems no RIME President Signs $2,000,000 Ap propriation. FORAKER BILL RECOMMITTED. House Tariff Provision to Be Separated from Administrative Measure for Separato Vote on Thursday if roc c!llo. Pcerto Hlcan Roller Bill £l~ncl. Washington, March 27.—The Puerto Rican appropriation bill was signed by the president Saturday afternoon. House Passes Relief Bill. Washington, March 26.—After a brief and spirited debate the house Saturday took the last congressional pteps in completing the Puerto Rico relief bill, agreeing to the conference report by a vote of 135 to 87. The bill turns over to the president for the use of Puerto Rico about $2,000,000 of cus toms receipts collected on Puerto Rico goods up to Jan. 1 last and such amounts as may hereafter accrue until otherwise provided by law. The de bate lasted an hour, but in this time the range of Puerto Rico legislation was discussed. Foraker Bill Recommitted. Washington, March 27.—For a few minutes in the senate Saturday sur prise, bordering on almost consterna tion in some quarters, was created by a request of Mr. Fpraker that the Puerto Rican government bill be re committed to the Puerto Rican com mittee. During the elucidation of his request Mr. Foraker indicated that it was his purpose to separate the bills and press the Puerto Rican tariff bill to an early vote, his desire being to have the vote taken not later than next Thursday, probably amended so as to have the duty apply only to ex ports to the United States proper, and not to imports from this country. House Asks Light on Open Door, Washington, March 27.—On Satur day the house adopted the favorable report from the committee on foreign relations on the resolution of inquiry into the matter of maintenance of the open-door policy in China by which the president is requested to transmit to the house the correspondence on this subject Want Caban Railway Concession* Washington, March 27.—Sir William Van Horne, managing director of the Canadian Pacific railway Gen. Gren ville M. Dodge and Gen. Samuel Thomas had a conference Saturday with the secretary of war regarding their plan for a complete railway sys tem to gridiron Cuba, with a line the entire length of the island at the main trunk. Rust Week for Congress. Washington, March 27.—The army appropriation bill will be taken up to day and doubtless wt|^erve for a text for a wide latltude^Hfeteussion on military affairs.' Tn^atter plirt' oi the week will be devoted to the naval, the agricultural or the fortifications appro priation bills. In the senate, Puerto Rico, accord ing to present indications, will step aside temporarily at the beginning of the week in order to afford Senator Carter an opportunity to secure con sideration for his Alaskan code bill. •The present condition of affairs in Alaska and the prospect of a still greater influx of people into that ter ritory make the Alaskan legislation very important. Tribute to Indiana's War Govtrnoc. Washington, March 27.—The statue of Oliver Perry Morton was formally presented to the nation Saturday by the state of Indiana. Charles W. Fair banks, the senior senator from that state, made the presentation speech. Senator Beveridge also spoke briefly, but eloquently, in eulogy of Mr. Mor ton, making covert but pointed refer ence to his predecessor's fearless inde pendence as a republican, stalwart as appricable to the current complica tions over the Puerto Rican tariff. Oen. Wherler on Waiting Order. Washington, March 27—After sever al conferences between Gen. Wheeler and the administration it was an nounced that the war department had temporarily disposed of his case by placing him on waiting orders. This action retains Gen. Wheeler in the service of the United States until op portunity is had to determine whether he shall be given an active command, made the subject of a special retire ment act or mustered out of the mili tary service in company with' Gens Lee and Logan. Relief for 5,000,000 Needed. Washington, March 27.—The secre tary of state is informed by a cable telegram from the viceroy of India, Baron Curzon of Keddleston, in reply to offers of aid to the sufferers from the famine in India, that, while the India department is endeavoring to fulfill its duty to save 5,000,000 per sons from starvation, contributions frcm any American friends of India will be thankfully received. American Flans for Filipinos. Washington, March 27.—Col. Allen C. Blakewell, commander Lafayette post, G. A. R., and Col. Brown, adju tant of the commandery, have ar ranged with Secretary Root to send 500 regulation United States flags to the Philippines, to be distributed to the officials of the towns and villages throughout the islands, as was done in the case of Puerto Rico. Vnqnls Attack Mexicans. El Paso, Tex., March 26.—News has reached here of an engagement' be tween the Yaqui Indians and Mexican troops that occurred last Monday. The Indians, who have strong fortifications in the Bacatete mountains, made a sortie and attacked the Mexican troops encamped a few miles distant in the valley. They drove in the Mexican outposts, but after brisk firing that lasted for two hours were repulsed by the main body. The loss on either Uda was inalsatfflcantfc 87.. .. OUR BUDGET OF FUN SOME GOOD JOKES. ORIGINAL AND SELECTED. v, Witty Sayings. -I- •». r*t A Variety of Quips, Gibes and Ironies to Causa a Smile Flotsam and Jetsam from the Tide of Humor— A Parting Shot. She had presented him with the marble heart, and as she was about to remove his hat from the hall rack for the last time he said: "Perhaps it is better so, and but for one thing I should not regret your de cision." "Indeed!" she exclaimed in surprise, "and what is that one thing?" "Listen, cruel one, and I will tell you," he answered. "Had we married and gone to housekeeping I should have been spared the expense of buy ing a refrigerator." if Thankful Ulles. ?/, Vicar's Daughter (to Giles, whose, wife has been kicked to death by a cow)—"I was so distressed to hear the dreadful news, John, how it must have upset you!" Giles—"It did, Miss, but what a mercy I wasn't a mllkin' of the coo myself!"—Moonshine. Coming to the Front. Jingle—"I knew that fellow Storms, the comedian, would come to the front." Weller—"And he has, has he?" "Yes. You remember he used to play the part of the hind legs of the elephant in the pantomime?" "Yes." "Well, now he's playing the front legs."—Tit-Bits. Chance for Atbletefl. Farmer—"Yes, I want a man. Are you a good jumper?" Applicant—"Jumper? Well, yes." "You could jump a barbed wire fence without much trouble, I s'pose?" "Uh—I s'pose so." "Well, that's all right then you'll dp. You see some of our bulls is a leetle wild."—New York Weekly. ,• Pearls and Tears. "What splendid pearls the bride has! How can a man give his bride pearls? Th?y mean tears." "Oh, that's superstition. Besides, they are imitation pearls." "Well, if she knows that, the tears will be genuine, at any rate."—Flie gende Blaetter. No Time Wasted. Betty—You say you never turn down the light when Jack comes? Letty—Never. Betty—Why, how unsociable. Letty—Jack doesn't think so. Betty—How do you account for It? Letty—Well, you see, I never turn It ip. No Dancer of Investigation. "Aren't you afraid to put that Latin title in your club paper, when you don't know what it means, Jose, phine?" "No it will mystify all the othe» women more than it does me."—De troit Free Press. Hypocritical. "No," she said, "I wouldn't marry you if your pockets were lined with gold." "In which event," he replied, "1 wouldn't be proposing."—Philadelphia North American. On Daty. •••flUivSSU are you Farmer Ketchum—"What doing in my chicken yard?" Parson Grabbum—"Well, sah, I'se a membah ob de S. P. C. A., and I heard you wusn't treatin' yer chickens right, so I come to inwestergate." Practical Poet. "I don't care for your poem, "The Song of the Lark,'" remarked the ed itor. The poet sighed wearily. "To tell the truth," he replied, "I much prefer the lay of the hen."—Philadelphia Rec if 1% ord. 'i-.'iy. Medicine* "Do you think doctors ought to help an incurable patient to die?" "If he can't die without medical w •lst&nce, The Penny Savings Society of Ofcl» capo last year received on deposit from the school children, through their teachers, the sum of $70,000. Teeth Made From Paper Are the latest in dentistry. By a pe» culiar process they are rendered better than any other material. They may be fine, but most people would prefer their own, and this may best be accom^ plislietl by keeping the stomach healthy with IIo-4tetter's Stomach Bitters, as the condition of it affects the teeth The liitters will cure constipation^ dyspepsia and biliousness. The devil too often gets the boy bjr getting his father first. From Washington How a Little Boy Was Saved.'* Washington, D. C. When our boy was about 16 months old ho broke out with a rash which was thought to be measles. In a few days he had a swelling on the left side of his neck and it was decided to bo mumps. He was given medical attenduueq for about three weeks when the doctor 6aid it was scrofula and ordered a salve. lie wanted to lance tho sore, but I would not let him and continued giving him medicine for about four months when the bunch broke in two places and bqcame a running gore. Three doctors said it was scrofula and each ordered a blood medicine. A neighbor told me of a case somewhat like our baby's which was cured by Hood's Sarssiparilla. I decided to give it to my boy and in a short while his health improved and his'neck healed so nicely that I stopped giving him tho medicine. The sore broke out again, however, whereupon I again gave him Hood's Sarsaparilla and its persistent use has accomplished a com- plete cure." Miis. NETTIE CIIASE, 47 ic St.. yr. ''.'lie board of education of Engle wood, a suburb of Chicago, compels pupils who have been absent from school four days or more continuously to submit to a medical examination by a physician appointed by the board be fore being readmitted to school. sl, it* 606. 1 1 [Tfcompson's Eye Watir nPHPQV NEW DISCOVERY gives I qulckrellefandcuresworet' caseB. Book of testimonials unit 10 HAYS' treatment rB£K. DB. II. II. UHKKX'8 SONS, Box K, AUsata, Us. WONDER OF WONDERS KESTORATONL Restores all the old tlmo vigor. Makes you what vc were at twenty, •l.ifi per package, cash with order, liestoratone Co., 12 and 13 MHrhell Block, P. O. Box 756» Springfield, Ohio* DR. ARNOLD'S COUGH KILLER PARALYSIS CURES COUGHS ANO C0L0S. PKEVENTS CONSUMPTION. AU Druecists. iiffo. Locomotor Ataxia con quered at last. Doctors puzzled. 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