The Audubon Republican AUDUBON. The corn husking liar is up agalns’ a crop of nearly 2,800,000,000 bushels this year. The.latest fashion decree provides for pockets in women's dresses. They will never agree. Washington is to have a woman’s hotel—with an electric hair curler, of course, in every room. Every good citizen is opposed to bossism, but very few of them have the nerve to tell wifey so. It would seem cruel to kill a scorch ing chauffeur without giving him a few moments’ time to repent. Mistakes are banana peels on life's highway. They give you a tumble, but you must get up and toddle on. The French cabinet falls to pieces so often anybody would think it had been bought on the installment plan. A Detroit matt has erected a monu ment to Satan. Why didn't he build it in New York, where Satan could see It? Caruso, the tenor, objects to hotels, prefering to live alone. An inherit ance from his celebrated ancestor, Robinson? Take this one home and try it on your guesser: How cold must it be to be twice as cold as two degrees above zero? France is to be congratulated on abandoning the habit of having crises every time the parliament makes a face at the ministry. As to some of the gimcrackeries brought to this country from Europe, it is patently absurd that they should pay duty as “works of art.” Motoring, it is said, eliminates indi gestion. For the man who happens to get in the way it often eliminates all other known maladies, also. The experience of Labrador explor ing parties shows that lovers of ad venture don't have to go up to the Arctic regions to lose their lives. Every other day or so now a Rus sian mob breaks into, a vodka shop and proceeds to give the world an object lesson in the cause of temper ance. Eighteen soldiers at a Kentucky fort deserted when ordered to another state. There is no gainsaying that Kentucky girls are handsome.—Roch ester Post-Express. While out hunting with King Alfon so, Emperor William shot twenty three boars, as against the king's twenty-nine. It wasn’t a very good day for boars, either. The Japanese government has de cided to issue a new foreign loan of $250,000,000 at 4 per cent. War is what Gen. Sherman said it was, for those who have to pay the cost. One-third of the Dominican navy is now at the Norfolk navy yard for re pairs. It consists of the 600-ton gun noat Presidente, which hasn’t been overhauled before for seven years. Operas are now given as sacred concerts in New York on Sundays. They are so old-fashioned in that town that they consider it necessary when they break the laws to do it under cover. A play is to be brought out in New York with John D. Rockefeller and Ida M. Tarbell as two of the principal haracters. Let us hope, in the inter sts of propriety, that there may be no dg pulling. New Jersey boasts of a n»n 72 ears old who can neither read nor vrite and has seen only one loconio ive, and that at a distance of half a nile. Only think of boasting of a nan like that! King Alfonso killed forty-one wild jigs while he was out hunting ’iith he kaiser. This doesn’t mean neces sarily that he would be willing to help aur Yankee farmers with their pig Lili ng if he should come over here. The amount of letter writing that is lone daily in New York is illustrated ny the fact that 235,000 letters on an average are collected there every day between 4:30 and 7:30 p. tn. And they aren’t all love letters, either. In order to prove that the eternal feminine does not change with the procession of the centuries, it Is only necessary to point out the* fact that every time a woman becomes a great genius she marries a millionaire. Walter Vaughan Morgan, the new Jxjrd Mayor of London, being a bach elor, has selected his niece. Mrs. Horn by Steer, to be the lady mayoress.-In the absence of particulars, we are in clined to suppose that Mrs. Steer Is from Texas. There have been 165 accidents among mountain climbers in the Alps this year, of which sixty-five were fa tal. Lazy people have never been able to understand why mountain climbers should be willing thus to risk their lives. Hear this from Chancellor E. Ben jamin Andrews: •'Played under due supervision, football breeds not cal lousness but kindness and restraint.” Somebody has fooled the gentleman. He has been watching a game of cro quet.—Chicago News. fin* •<■ The Emperor of Japan has sum moned Field Marshal Oyama to report concerning his campaign against tbn Russians. Owing to the fact that Oyama didn't once regret to report the emperor has probably had no means of finding out what happened. A. C. Roil, Pub. BIG FIRE SWEEPS DUBUQUE EEVEES IOWA Estimated that Damage of $300,000 has Been Done to the City. THE FLAMES SPREAD RAPIDLY Are Driven by a Fierce Southwest Wind—Fireman Fight Desperately to Save Lumber Yards and Boat* Moored at the Wharves. Dubuque, Nov. 24. —Fire swept the levee district of Dubuque last night, wrecking five business con cerns with an estimated loss of $300,- 000. The fire broke out in the warehouse >f the diamond Joe Boat company shortly before 10 and when the fire department reached the scen6 the building was a mass of Hames. A strong south wind fanned the flames ind they spread with alarming rapid ity. Colemans saloon, one of the oest known along the river, was the aext burned to the ground. In turn same the Ernsdorff Buggy company with its big supply. It shared the 'ate of the other two and was totally lestroyed. The Iroquois Pearl But ton factory was the last building in the block and it fell about one hour after the fire started. The Cooper Buggy company paint shed and warehouse standing in the rear of lhe block is a heap of ruins. The firemen fought desperately to save the lumber yards. The loss is: Diamond Jo company, $50,000. Coleman, $5,000. Ernsdorff, $75,000. Iroquois Hutton factory, $70,000. Cooper, $30,000. Adjacent property, $2,000. It required heroic efforts to save the Diamond Jo boats in the harbor. At 2 a. m. the fire wap under con trol. OLD SOLDIERS MAY BE GIVEN PREFERENCE Des Moines, Nov. 22. —With Jus tices Bishop and Weaver dissenting, the lowa supreme court yeeterday held the lowa Soldiers’ preference law constitutional, reversing Judge Obed Caswell in the case of C. 11. Bhaw, appellant, /s. the City Coun cil of Marshalltown. Chief Justice Sherwin wrote the opinion upholding the law and Justice Bishop wrote, the dissenting opinion, Justice Weaver concurring. The case has probably been one of the most noted before the lowa jur ists in recent vears. Ever since the adoption of the law by the last gen eral assembly, it has been one of the chief matters of discussion among public men, especially those who have subordinate positions to fill by appointment. The gist of the law is that appointive public offices shall be given to veterans of the civil war in preference to other candidates, other qualifications being equal. The law will affect practically every state office and the appointive city, town, county and township positions throughout lowa. The test case was brought by the town council of Marshalltown. Mr. Shaw is an old veteran and pressed his claim for the place on the basis af the newly enacted law, but the council saw fit to ignore him and to ippoint L. Derby, who was not an old loldier. Mr. Shaw appealed to the district court and Judge Obed Cas well ruled adversely to him, holding ;he law unconstitutional as class leg islation. With the support of the G. A. R. Mr, Shaw appealed the action to the (owa supreme court, where it has been under consideration for months. One of the most noted cases in which the decision of the supreme court will immediately be effective 's the ouster proceedings against Tom Graham, night watchman at the capitol. Custodian McCurdy has Graham’s discharge now under con sideration, Graham refusing to resign without a protest. With the prestige given by the supreme court upholding ihe validity of the soldier's prefer ence law, Graham is more than likely io retain his position. NEWTON FACTORY IS DESTROYED BY FIRE Newton. Nov. 27. —The factory of .he Hawkeye Incubator company of •.his city was totally destroyed by fire jarly yesterday morning, with a loss >f about $25,000, with only about $ /,- 100 Insurance. The alarm was turned in at 3:15, .nd the two fire companies rushed at >nce to the tire, but not in time to lave the main building and adjoining iheds. The wareroom alone was sav trial for the last week in the United States circuit court charging him with having agreed to accept and having accepted compensation from the Rialto Grain and Securities com pany of St. Louis, to appear for the company in the capacity of an attor ney before the postoffice department. The case was given to the jury at 10:35 and at 12:50this morning the verdict of guilty was returned. Senator Burton was ordered to ap pear in court at 10 o’clock Monday morning, when his counsel announced, a bill of exceptions would be presented and an appeal asked for. Court then adjourned. Senator Burton, on advice of his counsel, refused to discuss the verdict. Senator Burton was indicted on eight counts, two of which were quashed before the case went to trial. The penalty provided by the statute is not more than two years’ imprison ment nor more than SIO,OOO fine on each count and a forfeiture forever of the right of holding a position of trust or profit under the United States government. Unless the verdict is reversed in the supreme court, Senator Burton’s seat in the upper body of the national congress will at once become vacant. The term for which he was elected expires March 4, 1507. FINAL CHAPTER OF BLOODY WAR ENDED Washington, D. C., Nov. 26. —With- out formality the final chapter in the bloody war between Russia and Japan was enacted in the diplomatic room of the state departmet yesterday afternoon when at 5 minutes past 4 o’clock Baron Rosen, the Russian am bassador, and Mr. Takahira, the Jap anese minister, on behalf of their re spective sovereigns, exchanged ratifi cations of the treaty of Portsmouth which was signed Sept. 5, last. The only witnesses were Prince Kudacheff the secretary of the Russian ambassa dor, who was with him at Tokio when the war began and again served as one of the official secretaries through out the peace conference at Ports mouth, and Mr. Hioki, counsellor and first secretary of the Japanese lega tion. Sidney Smith, chief of the dip lomatic bureau of the state depart ment, and Eddie Savoy, the personal messenger of the secretary of state, were also present when the exchange occurred. CRISIS IS THREATENING. Question of Shorter Hours Takes a Serious Turn. St. Petersburg, Nov. 21. —Despite the decision arrived at by the council of workmen on the morning of Nov. 20, not to attempt the introduction of a movement for an eight hour day, the question of shorter hours.is taking a critical turn and threatens to pro duce an industrial crisis. At the Hubbard, Pahl, Westinghouse and other Important works the men in sist on a reduction of hours and have adopted a course of dropping their tools after they have labored eight hours. The employers had a meet ing tonight and resolved to stand firm against the d?mands of the men. The local works will be closed unless the men consent to the old system of sixty hours a week. CASHIER LOOTS ASSAY OFFICE Seattle, Wash., Nov. 24. —George Edward Adams, for seven years cashier of the United States assay of fice in this city. Is under arrest, ac cused by secret service officials of the theft of $35,000 in gold dust, to which he had recess in his official capacity. Of ti ls sum $12,000 was taken from Ad; ms’ person by Secret Service Agent Connell, who has been at work on the case for several weeks. Mr. Connell claims that Adams has mate a practically com plete confession that he has abstract ed more than $30,000 from miners’ pokes since Jure last and substitu ted sand to nriintain the weight. Adams was ta’ten before United States Commissioner Keifer this af ternoon and held in $30,000 bonds to appear for preliminary examination on Friday next. Adams made no statement other than to demur to the amount alleged to have been taken. Secret Service / rent Connell, on the witness stand, te .‘ifled that from the result of his investigation and exam ination of Adams’ accounts he had reason to believe that the shortage would exceed $35,‘»00. BULLETS AND DISEASE, 2 TO 1 Washington, Nov. 24. —Col. John Van R. Hoff, medical edpartment. United States army, who has recently returned from the Russian army in Manchuria with which he went through part of the campaign in the war against Japan, has been author ized by the chief of staff to give out excerpts of his offi dal report. Ac cording ta Colonel Hoff the number of killed and dead of wounds was 37,642 mpn and the number of dead from disease 18,830. These statis tics are exclusive of casualties at Port Arthur and show almost exactly two men dead from results of battle to one man dead from sickness. This record is, according to statistics, the beat made In any war up to the pre time. OPEN MUTINY ON BLUCK SEA Russian Stronghold of Sebas topol May Fall to the Soldiers. OFFICERS ARE CAPTURED Held By Their Own Men, Who Join Rod Flag—Only Remaining Regi ment Cheers Mutineers, But Re mains Loyal Up to Date of News. Sebastopol, Nov. 26. —The sailors of i this port and the Brest regiment have i mutinied and joined the workmen whe are holding a meeting under the red flag. The city is in a state of panic. Odessa, Nov. 26. —Troops have been sent here to quell the disorders at , Sebastopol, which are reported to be increasing. Railway traffic with Sebastopol is interrupted. The wounds of Admiral Plsarevskf, who was shot by the mutinous sailors, are serious. St. Petersburg, Nov. 26. —Details of the mutiny at Sebastopol are not available at. the admiralty, the dis patch to the Associated Press from the war port giving the first intima tion of the outbreak. An officer of the staff said that four equipages ano the Black Sea fleet were at Sebas topol at present. He explained that in addition to other long existent causes of discontent the sailors had been stirred up by their retention in the service as reservists, the ukase releasing many of them from the ser vice, having been published here only yesterday. The infantrymen of the i Brest regiment had hitherto been con sidered entirely reliable. Sebastopol, Nov. 27. —The long ex pected mutiny of sailors who have been on the verge of revolt for months has come, and Russia’s stronghold on the Black sea is in danger of falling completely into their hands. The situation is very critical. All . the shore equipages, numbering 4,000 I men, are in open rebellion, having ■ driven their officers away or taken them prisoners. The Brest regiment of infantry has gone over in a body to the mutineers. General Neplueff, the commander of the fortress, is a captive. The Bielostok regiment, the only other regiment in the city, received 1 the mutineers with cheers, but thus far It remains royal. Some of the artillerists have also joined the men in revolt. Besides the Bielostok regiment the two battalions of artillery and a bat talion of the fortress have mutinied. The Euxine fleet is standing in the offing and is still obeying the orders of Vice Admiral Chouknin, but the crews are disaffected, and there Is grate doubt whether they can be re strained from joining the mutineers and greater doubt that they will fire upon them. The Seventh army corps and the commander of the corps have been hastily summoned from Simerfopol, eight hours distant. There is every evidence that the mutiny was deliberately and perfectly planned by the social revolutionaries, who have been pushing their propa ganda with great energy since the St. Petersburg strike was organized to save the Cronstadt mutineers. RATE FIGHT REGARDED AS NEARLY OVER Washington, D. C. Nov. 27. —The great contest for effective rate legis lation that has been on for many months has bben practically won by the administration and its supporters. This is the confident belief of men that are leading the fight for the rate measure. It is known here that the president himself feels he has t«?aten the opposition utterly. Things have been moving at a rapid pace in rate matters this week. Accessions of strength to the cause of effective rate legislation have been coming daily First came the news that at least three republicans and four democrats on the senate committee would unite in supporting the bill, such as the ad ministration wants. Since then there have been many signs tnat tne opposi tion is wavering. A report was pub lisihed this morning that Elkins him self had gone to the White House to promise his support for anything the president wanted. Elkins denies this At any rate it is known that the attor ney for one of the biggest systems in the country informed the president that the administration nacl won ns fight and he was willing to accept a bill on administration lines. Other signs of weakening on the part of op pom-nts of rate legislation are numer ous. It will be weeks, probably, be fore tho senate committee reports. Senators who oppose the president’s plan may keep up a losing fight through much of the -session. Indi cations are, however, that in the end there will be a general rush to the administration side. SULTAN REJECTS THE PROPOSALS OF POWERS Constantinople, Nov. 23. —The port? has rejected the proposal of the pow ers for the international control of the finances of Macedonia. Vienna, Nov. 23. — A dispatch from Constantinople says that the reply of the porte, which was handed Baron von Calice, the Austro-Hungarian am bassador last evening, rejects the pro posals of the powers on an points, and declares that the public opinion of Turkey would not countenance their acceptance. The porte agrees to extend to two years the terms of the civil agents of the powers in Macedonia. Athens, Nov. 23, —The warships of the powers which propose to make a demonstration against Turkey, arrived at Piraeus yesterday and exchanged salutes and official visits. The commanders of the vessels are awaiting instructions. An egotist thinks he has as many rights as the other fellow has wrong*. POWERS TO HISIT WRATH ON TURKEY International Fleet is Expect ed to Sail for Sultan Ports. POWERFUL FLEET AT ATHENS Foreign Ministers There Pay Visits to Commanders —Austro-Hungarien Ambassador Telegraphs Fleet to Sail. Athens, Nov. 24. —It is understood that the international fleet will sail today. The foreign ministers yesterday paid visits to the commanders of the warships of their respective coun tries. The commanders later held a conference on board the Austrian flagship. Vienna, Nov. 24. —Baron von Calice the Austrian-Hungarian anibassauor at Constantinople, itas telegraphed Admiral Ritter von Jeulne for a por tion of the international fleet to sail inimeuiu.vi.,, jawwu.ug ciinvr to Mytilene (an island of the Grecian archipelago belonging to Turkey, in Asia), or for Besika nay (neat me en trance of the Dardanelles.) London, Nov. 24. —The persistent refusal of the Turkish government to accept European control of the rev enues of the vilayets of Macedonia, notwithstanding the ultimatum pre sented by the allied powers is about to lead to the putting into operation of the threat of a naval demonstra tion with the view of compelling the acquiescence of Turkey in the Euro pean control of the administration of and the proposed reforms in Mace donia. The obduracy of the sultan appar ently is based on the belief that he has the passive support of 'he em peror of Germany and upon the jeal ousies supposed to exist among the powers interested. In diplomatic quarters it had been supposed to the very last that the sul tan would yield and even now it is ex pected that he will do so before the international fleet takes active meas ures. It is understood that the sultan ap pealed vainly io Emperor William, Emperor Nicholas and Emperor Francis Joseph against the projected demonstration. The combined fleet of the powers now assembling at Piraeus consists of six large and four small vessels commanded by Admiral Ritter von Jedine of the Austrian navy. Great Brltian is represented by the armored cruiser Lancaster and the scout ship Sentinel, Austria by the armored cruiser St. Georg and the torpedo cruiser Szigetvar, Italy by lhe ammored cruiser Giuseppe Gari baldi and the torpedd boat destroyer Ostro, and France by a cruiser and a gunboat. ENGLISH CABINET ON EVE OF RESIGNATION London, Nov. 24. —Recent rumors of an early dissolution of parliament and an appeal to the country are gradually crystallizing into more defi nite form, and while no official in timation has yet been forthcoming, the idea is prevalent In well informed political circles that Premier Balfour will take an early opportunity to place his resignation in the hands of the king. Should this materialize the liberals will be invited to form a government, parliament will meet for a few’ days session and a general election will occur early in the new year. The political situation was so rad ically altered during the last week that even the government supporters no longer argue that Mr. Balfour has a sufficiently united party at bis back to meet parliament again with the ob ject of initiating any legislation to the public advantage. A cabinet meeting has been called for today. This will be only the sec ond held this fall, and the fact that there have been so few conferences betweet the ministers is taken as another indication of the imminence of a change of government. DROPS HER CHARGES FROM THE WINDOW Lawrence, Mass., Nov. 23. —All but one of 400 girls attending the paro chial school of St. Anne’s parish, whoso lives were endangered by fire in the building yesterday escaped without injury, although twenty-five of them were caught in nets by fire men as they were dropped from a third story window by a teacher. Rena Drouin, 12 years old, was taken to a hospital suffering from the effects of fright and inhaljng smoke and it is thought that she wiij recover. All the pupils except those on the third floor who escaped by means of the net, marched out of the building in good order when the alarm was given. The fire was caused by an over heated furnace. Sister Mary, one of the teachers, and her twenty-five pupils, who were on the third floor, could not get down the stairs on acount of the dense smoke. The teacher led the children to the windows beneath which the firemen stretched a net. Under the sister’s direction the girls climbed over the sill and were assisted to drop and were caught safely by the apparatus held by the firemen. After the last child had been cared for Sis ter Mary herself reached the street by means of a ladder. In Dark Over La Follette. Madison, Wls., Nov. 23.—Politicians generally agree that Gov. LaFollette’s ultimate purpose relative to the Unit ed States sentorship is not clarified by his call for a special session of the legislature, Dec. 4. They hold that the main purpose of the call is to remedy a law relative to rebuilding the capitol. This work would be at a standstill If the law is not perfected. The governor will at least not go to the senate for the opening of con gress. COMMISSION HAS NO POWER Federal Judge Overrules In terstate Commission Order. WILL HAVE EFFECT IN tOWA Railroad* Win Their Case—Chicago Jurist Declare* /that Commission Cannot Compel Railway* to Obey Their Ruling*. Chicago, Nov. 21. —Judge Bethea, in the United States circuit court yes terday decided that the order Issued by the interstate commerce commis sion, directing that the railroad rate bn live stocx between the Missouri river and Chicago be lowered in con formity with rates on uressed beet ' was illegal. The Chicago Great Western and seventeen other corporations were the defendants in two suits brought by the interstate commerce commis sion. The first related to the decision of the commission in which the lower ing of the rates on live stock to a point where they would conform with the rates on dressed beef was ordered. The second was an application ob the part of the commission for an in junction against the railroads pro hibiting them from refusing to lower the rates. Several weeks were consumed by the introduction of expert testimony, and the court considered the evidence for two weeks. In summing up the case Judge Bethea declared that there was no evidence of collusion on the part of the railroads, and that the rates on live stock were not a dis crimination. He held further that the interstate commerce decree was not binding on the railroads, and that the commission had not the power to compel the railroads to obey their rulings. DOUGHERTY PLEADS GUILTY TO FORGERY Peoria, 111., Nov. 25. —Newton C. Dougherty has pleaded guilty to five of the forgery cases against him and he has been taken to the Joliet pen itentiary. He appeared before Judge Worthington at 10:45 o’clock yester day morning, plead guilty and was given a sentence of from one to four teen years on each of the five counts, the same to be concurrent. The prisoner accompanied by W. T. Irwin, one of his attorneys, his son Ralph and a deputy sheriff left the jail at 10:30 o’clock. As be left the building Dougherty said to the jailor, “Well, I guess I’ll have to do it.” In the court room there were 200 spectators who had heard that the ex educator and financier would plead guilty. Attorney Irwin addressed the court. He said that. Dougherty had turned all of his property over to him and tnat he (Irwin) had been given right of attorney to settle the affairs of the prisoner. He added that Dougherty’s property would amount to more than the school board defalcations. He admitted that Dongh erty had been careless and that he stood willing to take his punishment. Judge Worthington replied as fol lows: “I find It necessary to, send him to the penitentiary, as the law provides. It will be a severe punish ment. In count No. 200 the sentence will be confinement in the peniten tiary at Joliet, 111., for an indetermin ate term, not less than one year or more than fourteen years, solitary confinement. In counts 21. 240, 243 and 244 the same sentence. That is all.” While the court was speaking Dougherty looked straight ahead of him and did not move a muscle. He said nothing when the sentence was pronounced and was taken back to jail escorted by his attorneys. UNSPEAKABLE TURK HINTS AT MASSACRE Constantinoule, via. Sofia. Bulgaria. Nov. 25. —The Porte’s reply to the de mands of the powers Is not only a categorical rejection of the demands, but contains thinly veiled threats that the pressure of Europe will possibly excite the Turkish population to re prisals on the Christians. The com munication states that the Turkish government finds it absolutely impos sible to accent financial control of Macedonia, as It would violate the sultan’s sovereignty. After agree ing to the prolongation of the man dates of the foreign civil agents the note concludes: “If the powers increase the pres sure in order to compel the accept ance of the control scheme the Im perial government declines all respon sibility for the consequences which may arise from the discontent among the public.” DAWSON IS AFTER POLE. Alaskans Have an Ambition to Reach the Northern Goal. Winnepeg, Manitoba, Nov. 24. — Dawson Mall advices say that Dawson City people are out to capture the North Pole on methodical and scien tific lines. For this purpose the International Society of Polar Re search of Experiment has been formed with a membership of some 200, including the governor of Yukon and all the important -eople of that count ry. Experiments will be made the pres ent winter and in June next a dash will be made ior the pole. The promoter of the scheme Is D. Anthony Varicle, a French scientist and ex plorer. The plan is to start from Grantland, dashing overland by ice to the pole and continuing 600 miles to Franz Josef Land, taking in all about 130 days. Ships will be wed at each end and wireless communi cation maintained throughout the trip. Any woman can twist a man arennd her finger, provided he has twleted a ring around it first. ®'' r war m a %nd uthe In Prin orof abot kno\ coth ing sens Al mad man Ham "S ker. “Y later Ed two I Carb to se “V your said moot at h