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C/frcufaffoti fVuamiifeecf fo SSicceetl ifj •v* fc-r ,1?V .• ,'^- S: 4" fe: WEATHER INDICATIONS: OKaflkr! K«p Cool! AUDUBON, IOWA. W. H. PALMER, WATERLOO, IOWA. "8av.d From the Horror* of Nervous Pros* tratlon" by Dr. Miles' Nervine, COUGH does not always Indicate consumption. Ur. W. II. Palmer, ot Waterloo, Iowa, writes: "I was taken with a nervous stricture ot tho bronchial tubes, which developed into nervous pros tration, I was so weak I could not sit up. 1 got no sleep tor days except when under the Influence ol opiates. For (our months suf fered agonies and prayed that I might die I and be at rest. One physician said I had coasumptlon, for I had a cough that gave mo no rest. But a gooa I old physician whose medicine had failed, advised me to use Dr. I Miles' Bestoratlve Nervine and 1 thank God that It has bright ened my days, lengthened my life and saved me from the horrors of nervous prostration." Dr. lilies' Bemedles are sold by all drug gists under a positive guarantee, first bottle tipnefits or money refunded. Book on Heart dnd Nerves sent free to all applicants. DB. MILES MEDIOAL CO., Elkhart, Ina. For Sooeesa In War. For success in war tho indispensable complement of intellectual grasp and insight is a moral power which en ables a man to trnst the inner light, a power whioh dominates hesitation and sustains action in tho moBt tremendous emergencies pod whioh, from the for midable oharaoter of tije difficulties it is called to oonfront, is in no men so conspicuously prominent as in those who are entitled to rank among great oaptains. The two elements—mental and moral power—are often found sepa i- flue combination. In Hot and Then Some! And you are sweltering if you are like tlie balance of humanity. No one can prevent the heat but there ia a way of avoiding its intensity. We've good cool Cloth ing and we've carved prices in order to close it out. You'll have lots of time to wear it yet—this is only July. Everything pertaining to summer goods goes at about half the usual price asked. And we'll assist you. Our goods and prices are for your benefit. Buying for two stores we naturally buy CHEAPER than so-called competitors and thus we can undersell them—but that isn't the point now. We are closing out our Summer Clothing without regard to value. We are obliged to prepare for our fall trade— you ought to prepare for the coming warm weather. Remember the "Mark-Down" sale! The Trend of trade is FRIENDWAKD"—join tlie happy procession! Boston One Price Cash Clothing House Warwick and the midlands boast very innocent beverage. It is a concoc tion of ginger, buttercup seed, nuyenne and beet juice and is calculated to scorch the lining from a tractiou engine. Tak en raw, it is probably the hottest drink in the country, but it does no harm, and, if well watered, is pleasant enough. Keats fell in love with Fanny Brawne, a dull and unattraotive young woman. In one of his letters to her be says, "I feel an awful warmth about the heart, like a load of immortality." On June 12, 1766, upward of 8,400 salmon were taken above the bridge in the river Tyne and sold in Newcastle at one penny and a penny farthing per pound. E WOMAN It isn't to be wondered at that there are so many sick and half-sick women. Most ol them suppose their peculiat troubles can oulj be cured by the physician. That means local treatment and examinations. No wonder they hesitate. And hesitation gives disease a stronger foothold. The truth is that local treatment and examinations are nearly always un necessary. They should not be sub mitted to 'till everything else fails. McELREE'S WINE OF CARDUI cures painful meuSfruation, irregulari ties, life-sapping drains, falling of the womb and flooding. It cures all the pains and troubles by making the feminine organs perfectly strong and healthy. Its actios is wonderfully bene ficial to girls just watering womanhood, ud to women passing through the jerlod known as the "change of life." No need to hesitate now. Cure can be had right at home. 5- ELEVEN YEARS OLD. EXIRA, IOWA THURSDAY, JULY 22, 1897. Hamlin Department. Sam "Weaver sold 1,000 bushels of his 1895 oats to Harry Percy CounBel inan this week. Percy and that aching tooth were in Audubon Tuesday forenoon doing some swapping. Harry Percy shipped five cars of corn and two cars of oats from the Station this week. They were holding a business meet ing at the Blue Grass Creamery last Tuesday evening. The early oat harvest has begun about the Station and the yield seems to be pretty good. We will begin shipping our Blue Grass Creamery butter to Mel-ry Old Eugland next week. That car load of big hogs sold at a fancy price in Chicago and scared the natives by their greatness. Hub Shoesmith is still at the bed side of his sick wife and his partner, Mr. Baker, is at the Station. Percy gave two or three Utile dry hy&teric sobs and then sold his bossy calftoRob't Campbell, t'other day. The blackberry crop is being har vested by our farmerB and is the most prolific one they have had for years. Mrs. Frank East, from Auita, is at the James East home, near Old Ham lin, where she will pass two or three weeks. John Crecs and wife drove to Gris wold last Saturday and passed the Sabbath with Uncle Jake Hines and family. Walk Crees has just disposed of a car load of pop corn to Dickinson, the Chicago buyer. Golly, what a lot ot popping that would make! All his friends are wondering what has become of Billy Robinson. They say they can't imagine what'ponthe earth has become of Billie. Will Young's boy has been quite ill the greater part of the past week. We hope it is nothing serious and that the little fellow will soon be out again. Misses Emma Fenton and Winnie White are passing this week among their school mates in the vicinity of Gray and the north part of "the county. Mrs. A. W. Bradley, who has been visiting at Atlantic, returned Wed nesday accompanied by her danghter, Miss Bessie, who will vssit here for a short time. Alex Ferguson is cleaning up his old shot gun, hunting up his Ashing tackle and getting ready for an outing among the lakes in northern Iowa» in jntV or two. So far this season Will McGuips has sold 17,000 pounds of binding twine. That's evidence that there is some grain to be harvested about the Station this year. Mr. Luke Baker tells us that the barley crop is shelling out right smart this year, anyway he told us his crop shelled out about thirty bushels to the acre. George Bimick sold Will McGuire a bit of souce, Monday, that weighed 550 pounds. Whew 1 That beats the elephaut hog that Supervisor W. D. Stanley sold McGuire. Next Sabbath afternoon is the time for Rev. Humphrey, of Exira, to preach at Old Hamlin. The Metho dist classes and Sunday School will meet at the usual hour. Harry Percy and family are now "at home" in their renovated house at the Station. Harry seems as much tickled as a little boy with his first pair of red topped boots. We hear a good many farmers here abouts complain that their wheat crop is blighting badly. There are many wheat jlelds in this part of the township and consequently the loss will be quite large. A bolt of lightning descending from*the heavens singled out a gentle and unasuming horse belonging to Baker & Shoesmith and hit him swat on the head, laying the animal low iu the cold arms of death. Speaking about the Jersey cattle beiug prolific Henry Young tells us a story that takes the linen oft' of the shrubbery. We'll vouch for Henry He says he has a cow that is a grand, mother and is only three years old. You see it is this way: Her calf is a mother and is only eighteen months old herself. There, now! Some one tell one to beat that. Indeed, Miss Mullenger, we are just as sorry as we can be that we are so late in anuouncing that you had come to live with us on this mundane sphere, and would tarry awhile in this vale of tears, but the fact of it is your father, Robert, never told us and how were we to know? We doff our hat to you and promise that such a thing shall never occur again. Bucklen's Arnica Salve. TUB BEST SALVK in the.world for Cuts, Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever Sores, Tetter, Chapped nands. Chilblains, Corns and all Skin Eruptions, and positively cures Piles or no pay required. It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfactiqp 'or money refunded. Price 25c per box. For sale by C. W. Houston, Exira or L. Bisom, at Brayton. J. C. NEWLOH, Physician and Surgeon Ofltce In llaiuler'w drug »tore EXIRA, 10WA. Dr. John Bilty, Dhwpinjan gnrl Cii' H. fretI Fiaeher, Pre*. Tohn I'olxin, Vice JPret, RESPONSIBILITIES, SSO.OOO. Farmers Exchange Ross Kennels was a Sunday visitor at the home of his brother Harlan. Greenwaldt & Groteluschen are selling lots ot machinery this season. Miss Clara Anderson, of Audubon, is visiting her sister, Mrs. Campbell. Farmers say the wheat crop will not average over 5 or 6 bushels to the re. Mrs. Geo. P. Wiley drove over and visited over Sunday with Mrs. Jennie Tucker, ot Vlolfk township. The homes of Dr. Beers and P. Moller are made gloomy by their wives being on a visiting tour. The U. B. Ladies' Aid Society met at Mrs. Barracks' and concluded to give asocial banquet at a near date. Frank Buckner took a grist to mill Thursday. The Audubon mill seems to be the favorite with the farmers. Mr. Youug and wife, of Manning, were looking over the growing crops on their farm south of town Thurs dav. •^W. E. J. I^ncelot^S*j so-i&r re covered from .the fall that she ia again able to ride to toWh to visit her parents! Mr. Scribner, of the great commis sion firm of Scribner, Creighton & Co., Chicago, was a business visitor here Friday. Grant and Belle Lancelot were guests of Miss Bessie Ross Saturday evening last and report a very pleas ant social event. Prof. W. H. Lancelot was installed in the office of Vice Grand of Utopia Lodge, I. O. O. F. Saturday night. He is the youngest Vice Grand in Iowa. A sweet little girl baby was born to Mr. and Mrs. Aus. Linn, east of town Wednesday last and now Aus. is heard singing, The sweetest ot all is the last." Asmus Boysen was ou our streets again Friday smiling and jovial as ever. Although defeated for the nomination of representatiye he has no sore spots to heal his canvass was clean and honorable The father of Mrs. John Campbell was badly hurt while driving from Audubon with a traveling man Wed nesday. The vehicle breaking down the team ran away, dragging Mr. Anderson some distance. Messrs. Packard and Barrack are remodeling their Agitator" pre paratory to commencing the thresh ing season in a few days. These boys are skilled at the business and always gives farmers satisfaction. Milton Crow's team made a suddeu break for liberty one day last week, taking with them a disc cultivator to which they were attached. The cul tivator was broken into smithereens and one of the horses severely cut on a cruel barb wire fence. The Modern Woodmen of America will hold a picnic in the artificial woods near Manning Aug. 11th. They offer $200 iu premiums for amusements and will have a display of fireworks. Everybody and their relatives and friends are invited. Miss Emma Feutoo, of Hamlin, ac companied by her friend, Miss Win nie White, were visiting old school mates here last week. Miss Fenton has been teaching iu Guthrie count} Her term having expired she has been retained for another year. She is a graduate of the Gray High School. Mr. Guy, of near Templeton, is visiting his old friend, Win. Lewis, of Cameron township. These old gentlemen were neighbors away baok in the seventies, lived and raised re spectable families near each other and now that the weight of years are upon them, their friendship aud re spept for each other Is still as warm and geuial as ever. How pleasant is it to see men live thus. The new side walk was extended to the M. E. oliurch and now Broadway is in good repair on «!des with a Geo. P. Wiley, CaaMer. Ijowia Groteluschen, Afta't Ch'r. GRAY. IOWA Do a General Banking Business, receive deposits subject to check at sight. Buy and sell domestic and foreign exchange. Interest paid on time deposits. Money loaned on good com mercial paper or approved collateral. Co-partners individ ually liable—H. Fred Fischer, John Polzin, Geo. P. Wiley, Louis Groteluschen. Collections made and promptly remitted. The GRAY PHARMACY, C. EUGENE MERTZ, ntomtwroft. DRUGS, MEDICINES, CHEMICALS Stationery, Perfumery, Jewelry, Paints, Oils, Class, Etc. Prescriptions Carefully Compounded, Gray Department. Mr. Mertz took tbe-first degree of Oddfellowship Saturday. Miss Francis Rabel is again assist ing Mrs. Charles McLachlin. script ion ina few days. There has beeu considerable opposition to this improvement but now ail are well pleased. The Coming Men of America ini tiated three new candidates Friday night. This progressive order is fast growing into popularity among the boys and their actions are worthy of older heads. Ross Department. of C'obu at Ross at lc per Plenty inch. Mrs. Chas. McLachlin and Miss Corla Corner drove to Manning Thursday. Barley is about all in shock and the yield is not going to make our farmers rich. Mrs. Ed Finch is reported serious ly ill. Luse received three fine top bug gies Tuesday. J. F. Luse is offering some bargains In crib lumber. Farmers' Store Markets:—Eggs 7c, butter 8c, corn 14c. Chas. Kibler purchased of Luse this week a fine top buggy. Lona Hayes, of Audubon, Sun dayed at the Shearman home. John Wagner shipped hogs Mon day, Tuesday and Thursday of this week. T. A. Miller purchased brick at Ross Wednesday for a large well on his farm. Will Bevers' mother, of Omaha, ar rived Saturday to pass a few weeks with Will and-fainily. Fred Tessman shelled corn this week, marketing the same with Luse & Reid—1600 bushels. Mlsert Eva Carper and Orpha Bax ter, of Audubon,' lO'dlt tjundayTSmirer at the E. A. Bates home. Jolly John Reuschling, of Melville, purchased some of Luse's crib lumber last Tuesday for coru crib. Anyone wishing to rent a farfn call on D. L. Reid, ageut for several good Cameron towuship farms. 7-22jw E. S. Damon, of Lincoln, Nebras ka, arrived Friday of last week to visit a few weeks at the home of his daughter, Mrs. D. L. Reid. Jas. Lee received, Wednesday, from Chicago, a pair of handsome poodle dogs—perfect beauties. Jim says he'll have thoroughbreds or noue. Frank C. Miller and Wm. Earheart, always successful raisers of stock, sold a carload of fine hogs to John Wagner Tuesday, receiving $3.15 per hundred for the same. Last Monday eveniug Morris Gib son fell from a load of hay striking, a post, severely injuring his side. So seriously was he injured that a doc tor was called and he is now im proving. Sam Wilson's brother, of Iowa county, will soon arrive here with a complete Huber threshing outfit— engine, self-feeder, wind-stacker, etc. Sam has sold his horse-power outfit to Mr. Jensen, uear Poplar, aud will assist hiB brother this fall. Tuesday D. L. Reid was putting up feuce and accidentally sat down in a coil of barbwire. After extricating himselt and invoicing his wounds he fouud he was perforated in about a hundred places. Although not ser iously hurt Dave finds it more com fortable to sit ou the edge of a chair One day this week the Christian Endeavor Society of the Audubon Christian church dropped in on Mr aud Mrs. I. S. Shearman and made mer ry for several hours. The following were present: Chas. Dean, Klv. W. B, Clemmer, Geo. Sut ton. Mr. and Mrs. John Hite, Ur. and Mrs. Ed, Hanos, Mr. and Mm. Wm. Dryden, Kate Korick, Mablu Keith, Mase Drury, Llllie Hayes, Julia Hayes, Anna Doan. Julia Wilson, Edith Lane. Maudo Lano, Maude Burkey, Nellie Evans, Nel lie Weston, Llllie Kibby, Etta Shelley, Mabel Hite, Miunle Lane, May MoJlvane. From my personal knowledge, gained in observing the effect of your Shtloh'a Oure in Gfcaea of advanced Conaump, tiou. I am prepared to say it is the moat re maruable Remedy that has ever been brought to my attention. It has certainly saved many from Consumption. Sold by O. W. Houston, Williams & Son, Exira, sielger Damp8kibs Billeter over disse Linjer Allan Line, Allan-State Line, Ainerl can Line, Auchor Line, Beaver Liue, Dominion Line, Cunard Line, Thing, valla Liue og White Star Line. "Last summer one of our grarid ohildren was siok with a severe bowel trouhle," says Mrs. E. G. Gregory, of Frederiokstown, Missouri. Our doc tor's remedies had failed, theu we tried Chamberlain's Colio, Cholera and Diar rhoea Remedy, which gave very speedy relief." For sale by C. W. Houston, Exira A. H. Roberts, Audubon.) $1.00 cash for the JOURNAI. one year 'he Homestead to Jan. 1, '98 euty ~«i Satlsflactorllj Explained. Henry," she said, and there were what a novelist would call tears in her voice as she spoke, "I don't believe yoa love me any more." "Maria," he said, "don't be foolish." "There!" she exclaimed. "There's •vldenoe of the truth of what I said. Don't be foolish!' Did you ever speak to me that way before we were mar ried?" No, my dear I did not," he admit ted. "Then," she said reproachfully, "my slightest wish was law then you never sat around like a dummy, smoking a cigar and reading a paper when I was In the room then you seemed anxious to please me and wen ever on the watch to do some little favor for me." "It is true," he admitted. "You were never lazy then," she went on. "You were full of life and spirits you were energetio." 'Quite true," he said. If you love me now as much as yoa did then," she persisted, "you would strive as valiantly as ever." "My dear," he said in that calm, dis passionate tone that makes the average wife want to get a poker or a broom, "did you ever see a boy trying to get an apple or a oherry that was juBt a little out of his reaoh?" "Certainly," she answered, but"— "He keeps jumping and jumping un til be gets it, doesn't he?" "Of course." "But does he continue jumping after he hps got it?" 'Certainly not. There's no need of it." 'Well," he said as he turned to his paper again, "you're my cherry, and I don't see any reason why I should keep •*n jumping any more than the boy." She didn't say anything, but she thought and thought, aud the more she thought the more undecided she became as to whether she ought to be angry or not—Chicago Post The Power of Mathematics. The man who is always ventilating grievance was talking very loud to the bland and patient railway attache on his favorite theme, the greed of corpo rations. 'Look at the oharges imposed by the railroads," be exolaimed. "Think of making a man pay $6 merely for going from Washington to New York. It's an unhallowed imposition on publio rights." "Look here," said the railway man, "do you know how far it is to New York? It'Bconsiderable over900miles." "Of course. But it's time that oounts, not distance. Your road only works a few hours getting a passenger there." "It's time that I'm talking about. I don't want to inquire too closely into your private affairs, and fin: the sake of oalculation we'll assume that your time is worth $90 a day." The discontented man qoughed slight ly and said, "That's near enough for all practical purposes.'' "»ow. allowing that the, were favorable, yoi» wouldn-t expect walk that far over the highways, whioh are, of oourse, absolutely free, in leas than seven days." "No." "Very well. That would make the trip oost you the equivalent of just $140, not counting what you would unavoidably spend for meals and lodg ing, nor the wear and tear on clothing and shoe leather. Subtract the $6. SO we charge you from $140, and it leaves a saving of $188.60, not counting ex tras. What do you want us to do? write out checks in your favor and mail 'em to you?"—Washington Star. Blind Watchmaker*. There have been blind watchmakers. In former years there was one living at Holbeaoh in Lincolnshire. His name was Rippin, qnd although completely blind he' oould take to pieoes and put together again watches of most deli cato construction with surpassing ease. He was robbed onoe of some of the tiny belongings of his trade, such as wheels, hairsprings, etc. The thief was traced, and Rippin identified and swore to his property by the touch. At Barnstaple, too, in the early part of the present century, there was anoth er such prodigy. His name was William Huntly. He was born blind and was brought up by his father, who was a olook and watohmaker, to that business. The inhabitants had great faith in him, and he had plenty of employment. Mu sloal docks and watohes even were re paired by him without difSoulty, and It ia said that in some oases where oth er tradesmen had failed to discover a defeot he deteoted the fault and set it right—London Tit-Blta. The Kltld Treat are. Captain William Kldd, the notorious pirate, who was tried in London and executed for piracy in the year 1701, had a ship oalled the Quida, or Qaedagh, an East India merchantman whioh he had oaptured near the mouth of the~Bed sea. He then sailed for the West Indies and, finding that the English had pro olaimod him pirate and ordered his ar rest, left the Quedagh with 93 of the pirates and sailed to the north. There is a tradition that these pirates trans ferred their property to another less unwieldy ship and burned the East In diaman. Another tradition is that she was brought into the Hudson and, being chased by an English man-of-war, was sunk near the Highlands with most of her treasure. It is certain that there was visible for a time the wreck of some large ship sunk in the sands at that place.—Harper's Round Table. •las. Poor Fellow "That," said the infirmary attend ant, "is an exceptionally sad case. That man used to be one of the best bar bers in the country, but one day he found himself helpless." "Indeed!" exolaimed the visitor. "What was the trouble?" "He had lost hiB voloe."—Cleveland Leader. Stop that Cough! Take warning. Consumption. A 25c bottle of Shiloh Oure nay youv Cfrramnfe'etl to Jy.«jecrf $1.00 PER YEAR Salaries of Rulen* The royal family of England oosts the British government, in round numbers, $3,000,000 annually. Of this sum the queen receives nearly $3,000,000 a year, besides the revenues from the duchy of Lancaster, whioh amount to a quarter of a million. The lord lieutenant of Ire land receives $100,000 a year for his services and expenses, and the Prince of Wales $300,000 a year. The president of Franco receives $340,000 a year for salary and expenses, an enormous salary, when it is remem bered that the republio is sweating un der a stupendous national debt of more than $6,000,000,000, the largest debt ever inourred by any nation in the world. Italy oan have 10,000 men slaughtered in Abyssinia and still pay her king $3,600,000 a year. The aivil list of the German emperor is about $4 ,000,000 a year, besides large reve nues from vast estates belonging to the royal family. —. The czar of all the Russias owus in fee simple 1,003,000 square miles of cultivated land and enjoys an income of $13,000,000. The king of Spain, little Alfonso XIII, if he be of a saving dispo sition, will be one of tbe riohest sov ereigns in Eqrope when he comes of age. The state allows him $1,400.000 a year, with an additional iBOO.CrotTfor family expenses. We are said to be the richest nation on earth, yet our president's salary is only $50,000 a year. It was only $35, 000 from 1789 to 1878.—Pittsburg Dis patch. Medical Efleoti of Electricity. In a recent communication to the So oiete Internationale des Electrioieni concerning the therapeutic and physio logical effects of high frequenoy ourrenta M. d'Arsonval showed the powerful in duotive effects which oan be obtained with these currents. A striking experi ment consists of placing three lamps ia tension, allowing tbe current to pass through the body. These currents cause no sensations, and a man plaoed in a oirouit does not feel that he is traversed by the ourrents which brilliantly illu minate the lamps. The principal results of this electrification are an augmenta tion of the oxidations in the organism and an increase in the production of heat A subject who, under ordinary conditions, eliminates 17 to 31 liters of oarbonio acid per bour throws off 37 liters after having been submitted to this aotion. High frequency currents do not act solely upon the n—rfnrri lilTf* body, but also profoundluqjbri the in terior. All of these results have been obtained upon a number subjects by MM.-Apostoli and Ctyitrin. M. d'Arsonval cj^ed, in olosing, the aotion exercised ubon microbes and bao teria by these currents. The microbes and baoilli are (modified, arid the tox ines are killed and -'tranaformed to vac cine. MM. jjlLArBOnval andOharrin hope by .s'i'rv 'wV-4'iu^wt ipWnnterior of the bodies -.'Buffering with zymotio dis- 4*£xperiments to this end have legnn.—Electrical World. Two Giants. Cajanns, a Swedish giant who was 9 feet high, was on exhibition in London in 1743, and several old handbills still exist whioh set forth the measurements of this freak of nature. Thirty years late? we have Charles Byrne, who was 8 feet 4 inches in height in his stock ingsd feet He, however, died young, at the age of 33, from hard drinking. Cotter O'Byrne, another Irish giant, followed a few years later. He was born at Kinsale in 1761, and at the age of 15 waa 8 feet high. This by the time he was 88 had increased to 9 feet 4 inohes, and then he changed his name to O'Brian, in order to make ptople think that he wns descended from King Brian Boroihme, and went on exhibition. At that business he, of oourse, soou realized a very comfortable fortune and retired—dying at Clifton on Sept. 8, 1804. His will especially provided that his body should be thrown into the sea in order to prevent the surgeons from eutting it up.—London Standard. ft-?- Camphor For His Wife. "There was a farmer up hru. said, "who used to have his oooa spree. Every one knew his failing, neither of the druggists iu town wot. sell him a drop. One day he brought quart bottle into one of the apothecary shops, with two or three big lumps ol gum camphor in the bottom. He told the druggist that his wife wanted hei oamphor bottle filled with aloohol. The druggist filled it without suspecting any thing. In a week the old man can1 again, and in a little while the th time. Finally the druggist discover that the 'gum camphor' was mil quartz, picked up in the fields, and the farmer had poured camphor overt outside of the bottle until enough had crystallized there to look natural and smell right. The quartz didn't hurt the alcohol for drinking purposes. "—Time and the Hour. I 1 Hi* Praise* A Norfolk rector writes to the Lon don Daily News: "All Norwioh men knew how exquisitely the late Dr. Qoulbum read the lessons, especially the Epistles. Here is a Norfolk farm er's oritioism upon him, 'Hay wunna so muoh of a praicher'—an atrocious libel, by the way—'but hay wuz a wunnerful fine man at the gewse'—eagle lectern.'' I. Artful. Mrs. Potts—I see your husband has bought a bicycle Buit I thought he was determined never to wear one. Mrs. Watts—I got him to get it by telling him he was too old to wear any thing of that kind.—Indianapolis Jour nal. Quite Artless, Editor—I'm sorry I cannot accept your manuscript, but your story isn't well written. Woman Writer—But that would*'* make any «®W*W».eii ed. would iV—Brooklyn CataA^CuVed. A clear sweet b&atli secured wi Catarrh Keiiiedy, sold on H*»«t-reJeok free. Sold by I \r