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AUDUBON FARM LOANS. In $100 Optional Payments At & Per Cent CHARLES BA&LEY Peter Nissen and wife are the proud parents of a baby girl. John Ward departed Monday for Des Moines on business. F. A. Nims was in town Saturday 'calling on his old friends. Dal Wever made a flying trip to Atlantic the first of the week. Will Rein hart and wife became the proud parents of a sweet baby. Mr. and Mrs. J. E. Griffith spent Xmaa with his parents at Carroll. W. It. Smith returned the first of the week from Wyiuore, Nebraska. Mrs. O. B. Train returned the last of the week from an oat of town visit. C. Gates and wife spent Xmas with their daughter, Mrs. Henry Cooley, at Lorah. Willis Jenkins of Atlantic passed a through town Saturday on his way to Sac City. T. H. Lastine was up Thursday from Exira on business and visiting friends here. Ed Dreager and wife of Atlantic came up to this city Thursday to visit at the J. J. Asmas home. F. J. Henshall has been going around with a sore haad on account of his running a rusty spike into it. Dr. It. F. Childs and family return ed the last of the week from Council Bluffs where they spent Christmas. Mrs. J. A. Cozine of Ross passed through town Monday on her home from Atlantic where she had been visiting. Miss Alma Oelke returned to Oma ha after spending Xmas with her parents, August Oelke and wife of this city. Laura Dennis, a sister of Mrs. Sim Curtis, who has been here visiting, left the latter part of last week for her home. Miss Katie McGuire, son of J. W. McGuire, is here from Harlan on a visit to parents and other relatives and friends. W. J. Lancelot passed through town Saturday on his way to his home in Exira on his return from Cloquet, Minnesota. Misses Mary Davis and Susie Law departed Monday for Des Moines to attend the School Teachers Associa tion which is being held there. Graudma Kramer of Guthrie Center is visiting with her relatives at the Elmer Johnson home with her niece and other relatives and friends. J. S. Small and wife of Sioux City, accompanied oy her father, D. E. Soar, left the fore part of the week for Des Moines to visit their relatives, Harry Soar aud family. The Iowa State University students of this county were entertained at the home ot Rev. and Mrs. El B. Cousins Mouday evening, Alt who were present reported a most delightful time. Dr. Ralph Roberts, with his wife and daughter Thelma, departed Mon day for their home at Falls City Nebraska, after spending Christmas here with his parents, Mr. and Mrs. A. H. Roberts and other relatives and friends. Allison, the youngest son of Mr. and Mrs. H. B. Shelley has been very sick with pneumonia for sometime but we are pleased to eay he is now reparted to be out of danger and on the safe road to recovery. Allison's many friends rejoice to hear this. If a cough once gets into your system it acts on every mu»cle and fibre of the body and makes you ache all over. It especially affect* the intestines uud makes you constipated, so in order to get rid of a a cold thoroughly and with out delay you should not take anything that will tend to constipate. Kennedy's Luxative Cough Syrup acts upon the bo wels and thereby drives the cold out of the system. It contains no opiates—it is pleasant to take and is highly recom mended for children. Sold by Nick Dof fing. Speculators may inflate and operate on Wind Values, but with a wonderful producing west these fellows can't shake us. The late flurry on Wall Street is al most ended, and as far as we are concerned it can't last a year, we'll be here just the same, with the largest stock of Furniture in Audubon county, and we positive ly defy any of our competitors in Audubon county to down us—either in price or quality. We buy for cash, not on the installment order. Ask yourself who sells MONEY TO LOAN With the German Saving* Bank at 5 per cent interest. Optional Payments. NASH & PHELPS Audubon, /own James Law returned Monday from Shenandoah. Charles Poulsen is anticipating a visit from his father. Mrs. Sherm Wright has returned from an out of town visit. Charles Nelson arrived home Wed nesday from Fremont, Nebraska. Dr. Charles McLeran left Tuesday evening for Davenport on business. Mrs. Sylvester Ary was an out going passenger to Stuart Monday. Elmer Bailey and bride arrived Tuesday to visit with friends here. J. M. Cole returned Tuesday from Earl ham to look after business here. J. M. Graham and Ed Finch were Manning visitors the first of the week. Albert Jensen of Des Moines was here paying his brother, Bertel Jensen a visit. George Oelke who has been in Ok lahoma several months, arrived home Tuesday. Misses Emma and Gene Culver are entertaining their aunt, Mrs. Turner of Anita. Mr. and Mrs. William Faulkner of Omaha, are visiting their relatives in this city. Frank Hansen, son of A. K. Han sen, who makes his home at Walnut, is here visiting. Evangelist Carney mmenced a two weeks' revival at the Church of Christ Sunday morning. A sister of Charles Talbott's from Carroll spent Xmas in this city with her brother and family. Harry Sampson and wife of Des Moines spent Christmas here with his parents, C. H. Sampson and wife. Dr. Roy Smith of Ft. Dodge spent Xmas with his parents, W. W. Smith and wife and other relatives and friends. Charles Miller and family of near Old Hamlin were here aud ate Xmas dinner with her mother, Mrs. Wiggington. Mrs. W. H. Bowman returned to her home at Exira after a short visit with her daughter, Mrs. Charles Wilde aud family. Itev. P. V. D. Vedder will begin gospel meetings at the Audubon M. E. Church next Sunday evening to con tinue indefinitely. 11 Bash" Brockway who has been on the road with the Messenger Boy Band for some time, is visiting his parents in this city. George Weightou and family ar rived home Wednesday morning from Scotland, on the Northwestern. They had been gone about six months. Cards have b«en received here an nouncing that William Cunningham aud wife are the proud parents of a ten pound girl born December 26th, 1907, at West Field, Iowa. Geerge Kuess of Audubon township was here the first of the week visiting and on his return home, was accom panied by Mrs. Miles Kness who went down to visit a week or two. r. E. Messersmith and Mrs. Chas. Messersmith of Monteroy, Indiana, have been visiting tt the G. A. Camp bell home. Mrs. Charles Messersmith left the first of the week for Nebraska to visit her relatives and friends there before returning to her home. Miss Lulu Doak departed Tuesday for Des Moines where she will meet her brother-in-law, Robert Rice, and they will go to El Reno, Oklahoma, where her mother, Mrs. Doak is and sister, Mrs. Robert Rice lives. Robert Rice left Monday and stopped at Des Moines. Do you have a backache occasionally or "stiches" in the side, and sometimes do you feel all tired out, without ambi tion and without energy? If so, your kidneys are out of order. Take DeWitt's Kidney and Bladder Pills. They prompt ly relieve backache, weak back, infla mation of the bladder and weak kid neys. Sold by Nick Dotting. B. R. Simon and family went down to AValnut to spend Christmas. Ren Phelps and family were Xmas visitors with his folks in Atlantic. S. A. McHargue and family left Thursday for Menlo to visit a few days. R. B. White, wife and daughter, Ruby, were .Xmas visitors in Atlantic. W. C. Elliott has been enjoying a visi from his brother, Chas. Elliott of Creston. Hans C. Hansen and wife became the proud parents of a little daughter, born Xmas eve. Miss Mary Leonard of Davenport, was here visiting her parents, V. Leonare and wife, last week. Mrs. W. C. Elliott has gone to Lin colo Neb. to take treatment for her poor health in a sanitarium. Jens P. Kilgor, wife and children returned from Council Bluffs where they had been visiting his brother. Mr. and Mrs. Kirk and son, Van Gorder Kirk ot Chicago are visiting with her parents at the Chas. Van Gorder home. Chris and Willie Asmus, sons of J. J. Asmus aud wife went down to At lantic Thursday to visit with their grandparents. E. A. Wadsworth and family, Dr. Charles Burnside and Miss Belle Buruside all spent Xmas at the parental home. L. E. Simpson and family and J. H. Ross and family ate Xmas dinner with Mrs. Simpson parents J. B. Connrar dy and wife of Exira. Miss Myrtle Brown who has been trimming in a millinery store at Har lan spent Christmas with her parent?, Mr. and Mrs. C. F. Brown. Clarise Keese, the little crippled daughter of W. M. Keese aud wife has been very sicK the past week which her many friends will be sorry to hear. C. N. Preston and wife of Villisca and W. J. Collier and family of Neb. have been visiting at the G. W. Pres ton home, the former being the pa rents of Mr. Preston's and the latter a sister of his. Mr. and Mrs. Nelson Cowles of Ot turnwa arrived in the city Wednesday to visit at the home of her parents Mr. and Mrs. J. A. Nash and his parents, Mr. and Mrs. W. H. Cowles, Gretehen Nash returned with them. Mr. and Mrs. A. N. Detwiler had the pleasure of having all their chil dren home for Xmas. They are Miss Edna from Washington Iowa, teacher there, Doctor Carrie from Neb. and Miss Mollie, the deaconess from Chi cago and Mrs. Robert Griffin of Hol stein and Miss Dora who remains at home. When you want the best, getDeWitt's Carbolized Witch Hazel Salve. It is good for little or big cuts, boils or brui ses, and is especially recommended for piles. Sold oy Nick Dolling. Bailey-Kissick Nuptials Elmer Bailey and Miss Edith Kis sick of Redfield Iowa were united in marriage Tuesday Dec. 24, '07 at Des Moines in the Christian parsonage. The lady Is a stranger here but Elmer is well known. They expect to make Audubon their home but will not be here until March 1st. We wish them happiness and success in their newly wedded life. It depends upon the pill you take. De Witt's Littl# Early Risers are the best pills known for constipation and sick headache. Sold by Niok Doffing. Mrs. C. C. Rice's Obituary Elizabeth Harens was born in Guernsey Co., Ohio Dec. 12, 1833. When 12 years old she moved to Scott county, Iowa. On April 27, 1851 she was united In marriage to C. C. Rice. To this union six children were born two of whom precede their mother to the other world. In 1880 with their family they came to Audubon County Iowa. In 1803 she united with the Presbyterian Church. She died after a brief illneas at her home in Audubon Dec. 23, 1!)07 age 74 years and 11 days old. John—"What kind of tea do you like bent?" Priscilla—"Go-tees, some, but Rocky Mountain Tea best." John —"Why Hoilister's Rocky Mountain Tea best?'' Priscilla—"It speaks for itself, John." (Makes lovely complex ions.) Nick Dolling Wall Street Cannot Down the West, nor Drive the Iowa Farmers to the Woods ED SMUTNEY AUDUBON, IOWA A Serious Accident C. A. Loss accompauied by two ot her gentleman started to go up north Thursday evening and get as far as Chris Hohn's farm where the\ stopped for supper and they started on their ourney north aud as they were get ting in the single buggy they had, Mr. Loss fell down between the fr,mt and back wheels and as the other men backed the horses so he could get out they stepped on him and broke two bones in one of his legs aud mashed him badly and he is in a very critical condition. Mow To Avoid Appendicitis Most victims of appendicitis are those who are habitually constipated. Orino Laxative Fruit Syrup cures chronic con stipation by stimulating the liver and bowels and restores the natural action of the bowels. Orino Laxative Fruit Syrup does not nauseate or gripe and is mild and pleasant to take. Refuse sub stitutes. Nick Dotting. Wedding Bells Mr. Louis A. Jensen and Mrs. C. I. Connrardy were united in marriage Christmas day, by Rev. D. C. Mack intosh, pastor of the Presbyterian church, at the home of her father, D. E. Soar. The wedding was a very quiet affair only the immediate relatives and a few friends were present to witness the ceremony after which a sumptuous dinner was served. Mr. Jeneen resides in South Dakota where they will go to make their future home. The bride has lived in Audu bon most all of her life and is we'l and probably known by all. They take with them the best wishes to their new home, of their a iy friend.--. Advice to Mothers:—Din let jour children waste away- Kwp them strong and healthy during the winter with Hoilister's Ricky Mountain Tea. It i.-i the greatest tonic for children. Pure and.harmless, does the greatest good. 35 c' Tea or Tablets. Nick Djf htg. a-s "".-"."ticner. a f:.j.- na no.1 Ccurtcta, whos en gr.5--.r.unt '.vcs oV.c-n off recently hanaed himself fso:a his horse's neck Ho was working the low, and ha ciet the reins of one of the horses round his neck. The horse, tossing his head broke his master's neck.—Paris 1)1 patch in London Express. Dip Water in Baskets. In Chinese coal mines obstructed b} water the native miners sometimes keep the mines bailed out, as it were by dipping up the water in baskets woven of willow twigs and pass.nf the baskets along from man to man until they are emptied outside the mines. Hiked Up. "For goodness' sake!" exclaimed the boy's mother, "what are you com plaining about? You wanted reg'lar suspender pants, an' now you've got 'em you ain't satisfied." "I know, mom," protested the hoy, "but I'm kinder 'fraid they're too tight under the arms.—The Catholic Standard and Times. A Giant Lobster. A ten-pound-and-a-lialf lobster was brought to Portland recently and sent to Boston parties for exhibition pur poses. Robert Allen of Jonesport caught the lobster in ten fathoms of water off Jonesport, and it was one of the largest captured off the Maine coast in recent years.—Kennebec Journal. Human Hair Crop. France furnishes more blaek fend brown hair than any other country, .while fair and golden hair is fur nished, as a rule, by women of Ger many and the north of Europe. Gray and white hair is always in demand, and if really good quality commands a very high price. Railroad Helps Holy Land. As a result of the building of the Malfa-Der'at railroad through Galilee, Haifa is steadily growing in wealth and population. Much of the grain from the Hauran, formerly carried by camels to Acca, is now brought to Hai fa by train. Boys Should Shun Tobacco. Physicians, chemists and physiolo gists (many of them smokers them selves) agree that smoking before maturity is reached always leads to a waste of nerve power and brain force, and thus squanders life by weakening the very center of strength. Madagascar Guitar. A popular instrument in Madagas cax Is the bamboo guitar, made from the Furniture of Audubon Count Answer—Smutney, of course. We don want your trade unless we can save you money. All our customers know that we say, Buy where you can buy the cheapest, considering quality." Did you ever stop and think about the number of Furniture Men that have made a Million Dollars? We know of quite a number, and a whole lot who have made less and some that busted. a bamboo cane six feet long. The cav ity serves as the sounding board. Strings are cut out between the joints and are stretched by bridges. New Liquid Fuel. Ergin is a liquid fuel which has found much application in Germany. It is obtained from tar by a secret process and is reported to have a heating power of 6,500 British ther mal units per pound. Love's Balances. To the heart there are no insignifi cant events it magnifies all things It puts in the same balance the fall of an empire and the fall of a woman's glove, and oftentimes the glove out weighs the empire.—Balzac. i. Spain's Great Need. The cultivated area of Spain is a little over 2,000,000 acres and the bar ren and uncultivated area about 103, 000,000 acres, most of which could be rendered productive by irrigation. Wonderful Power of Falls. If all the force of the Victoria falls and Niagara could be used, the result ing power would be half as great again as that now produced by all the coal that is burnt. A Very Yellow Peril. A Chinese baseball team has beaten an American nine in Hawaii. This yellow peril seems to be more real than some of us had thought. Tribute to Open-Air Life. Of all the boy workers in London newsboys are the healthiest, barbers' boys the most unhealthy—a tribute to the open-air life. Chesterfield. 1 have always made the best of the best, and never made bad worse by fretting. Never complain to any one of anything. Road to Wealth. Knowing how to make other people work is a more valuable accomplish ment than being able to work your self. Sublimity of Forgiveness. George Sand: To forgive a fault in another is more sublime than to b« faultless one's self. Leave a Fortune Behind. It is estimated that $5,000,000 is spent each summer by American tour ists in Canada. Cling to Primitive Custom. Grapes are still trodden with thft bare feet in many of the vineyards of Spain and Italy. The True Above the False. Envy is destroyed by true friend ship and coquetry by true lova.—• Rochefoucauld. To Double the Life of Umbrellas. The usual way of coming in our .. rain is to place the umbrella in the rack or corner with the handle up ward. This allows the water to n: down and remain a long time in l metal that holds the ribs tosotl which will rust the joints and rot t/.a fabric. If the handle is placed down ward instead of upward the water run away from this point iirst, an1, r. whole top will dry quicker.—Pop...a Mechanics. Sweet NsU're Stcry. A billygoat climbcd a tall fir tree at Hood river on the ranch of Frir.ik Chandler. The witness is Hans La.,e. While on his way to the city Lage dis covered one of Mr. Chandler's acro batic billygoats up 50 feet in a large fir tree, browsing as contentedly as if swiping sweet peas through a neigh bor's picket fence.—Hood River News Letter. Two Per Cent, of Doubtful Honesty. Rigid and precise honesty exists in a more vigorous form among business men perhaps than in any other class. The undertakings of finance, of bank ing, of corporation enterprise and of business generally would collapse but for the fact that 98 per cent, of men in business are honest. But the other 2 per cent, will bear a good deal of watching. Method in His Oration. It is said that the late John Hay was once the subject of a cane pre sentation, and stood while the spokes man of the donors made a speech that ran into an elaborate oration. A friend afterward commented to the diplomatist on the length of the speech. "Yes." replied Hay, "he didn't Ty-mm' want me to have "the cane till I really needed it." 1 Dance Engagements In Advance. Several keen dancing men tell mo that they find many of the best danc ers the opposite sex fill up their programmes long before the day of the dance, and that this custom is be coming more or less general. Several ladles have already (August 25) filled their programmes for the club ball, which does not take place till Septem ber 16.—Times of India. Line Pays No Dividends. The coach line that Alfred Vander* hilt has established between the Hol land house, New York, and Ardsley on the Hudson is not a paying business. All the fares received in one season would not buy one of the eight Ken tucky blooded horses that draw the coach. The round trip fare is ?5. ... Manufacturing Icicles, "Stick" ice is a commodity 'much in demand in upper Austria. Water is allowed to fall slowly over a series of poles, where, by the natural process, it freezes in the form of gigantic icicles. These icicles are broken off as fast as they are frozen and carried away to strange quarters.—Popular Mechanics. Daily Thought. 'l Our time is like our money. When we change a guinea the shillings es cape as things of small account when \Ne break a day by idleness In the morning the rest of the hours lose their importance in our eye.—Sir Walter Scott. «Vj Fulfillment of Destiny. No life is all that the liver of it meant it to be when he began. We dream of building palaces or temples and we have to content ourselves if we can put upt some little shed in which, we may shelter.—Alexander Maclaren. Against Street Noises. The Hempstead (London) borough council has instructed a committee to draft bylaws dealing with street noises, "especially the intolerable nuisance of organ grinding and church bells." No Thirst in Munich. Munich, with a population of over 540,000, has, on an average, one es tablishment for the sale of liquid re freshments to each 319 persons, ex clusive of the floating population, which is a large one. To Amuse Children. 1 Pictures from magazines make ex cellent puzzles for children if they are mounted on pasteboard and then cut into triangular shapes. Putting the pieces together will amuse children for a long time on a stormy day. 4 Output of Charcoal. The output of charcoal in the United States is about 7,000,000 bushels an nually. In this product Michigan' leads. New York, Oregon, Alabama and Texas are also large producers. Just a Thought. We needn't worry about who is going to plant flowers on our graves lots of people would do it gladly, no doubt. Little Chance of Duplication. The possibility of one person's fin-'' ger tip being identical with that of another is one chance in 64,000,000, 000. Russians Fond of Dancing. The Russians as a nation probably give more attention to the subject of dancing than any other. ,» ''-Hi *.*&<£»/ Powerful Jaws of Wasp. The jaws of a wasp are so power ful that the insect can cut its way through shells. Founder of Great Banking House. August Belmont, father of the prea-j ent banker, came to this country i& 1837 as agent of the Rothschilds, thm great European bankers. He' was born in Rhenish Prussia, in 1816, and* received his business training in the Rothschid banking house at Frankfort. He became prominent in this country politically as well as financially, and was rated as a man of originality, ol strong prejudices and stubborn ir pendence of thought and action. O. E. SIS I 11 UK It Licensed Embah 1 License No, 580. Store Phone 85, Home Phon