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,• 4 1' f©". I f/r & 1 ''mmM K'r ,V 5 mgmimiMMkmMsiiii HAMLIN Geo/ge Gill a business caller in Exir.i Tuesday. Torv.1 Rasmussen was a business „caller in AuJubm Monday. Tete Nelson shipped a carload of ^hogs Monday to Valley Junction. -l ,. Pete and Nals Mortenseu were bus ine-s visito-sid Audubon Monday. X. Peter Clausen moved bis family Tuesday to a farm on Rt. 5, Exira. Don't forget the Lawrence Peter ''"son's Sile, Thursday March 10. Come Jacob Anderson, wife and children /were Audubon business visitors Tues- ikdav. s. John Molgaard went to Kimballton ^-'Monday evening to attend the theatre KkY'- there. The light pl^nt did not receive lt. much of a boost at the show the oth fr'j. er night. ,31 •33 fIsV! ~S5 tt Frank Leonard of near Guthrie Center delivered a load of hogs in Hamlin Monday. G-eoige Gude will leave this week t'j for Audubon Twp. where he has a po ition in the creamery. There will be «n American dance ivs: at the D. Hill Saturday night gi ven by Owens and Owens. Elmer and Marie K^mussen of Kirnballt-on visited Monday with their brother, Torval Rasmussen and famih C. N Oiicis'innsen will begin the ereu'ion of an -id'lition, 16x28, to his v: resilience as soon as the weather will pe' mil Peter Jen«en, who has been employ ed as butter-iuiker at the Blue Grass Creamery moved his family Monday vi to his furiri north of town. ht Mads Madsen laaded his two cars of goods and moved his family Mon day to their new home near Adair where he has purchased a farm. Roy Jones, the auctioneer of Exiia was in our city Saturday and while here purchased a new harness from C. N. ChristiauseD, the harness mau. The Danish Brotherhood will cele brate their 40t anniverEary Friday night, The friends and wives will be invited. They will spend the eve ning dancing. A ?'J Oluf Hansen, the lumber man of Elk Horn was here Friday and sold their ofllce and scales to Rasmussen Bros. They are building their office in their lumber shed. V'' Clarence Davis moved his "family overland Mondav to his farm which he purchased in Adair County. He will return here iu a few days to fin ish picking his corn. Miss Augusta Haahr received the prize of a gold ring given at the show for being the most popular lady in Hamlin aud Pete Mortensen's baby received the prize of a child's set for being the most popular baby. Just Received Saturday L. C. Larson reached his 40th birthday and his friends plan ned a surprise party for him. About three hundred guests arrived that evening with baskets filled with the best of everything to eat. Everyone reports a line time. They say it was the largest gathering of the kind they ever fa«\ Fortify now against the Grip—for it comes every season sure! Preventics, the little Candy Cold Cure Tablets, of fer in this respect a most certain and de pendable safeguard. Preventics, at the "sneeze stage" will, as well, also surely head oil' all common cold. But prompt ness is all important. Keep Preventics iu the pocket or purse for instant use. Box of 48 for 25c. Sold by all dealers. Our^ new line of wall paper, shoes, dress goods, and we can suit every body. Come in and see us, Hans Johnson & Co. HAMLIN, IOWA IMPLEMENTS Come and see my line of Drills, Discs, Plows, arid everything in Farm Ma chinery. Give me a chance before you buy and I will treat you right. INCL3MOJITJENSEN9 Jr., Hamlin ilSISIliSi Tr-rr X'"'\ 5s' jT W» ./ -H ,. vf*j ilSfiJllfetes Slfelji§j?fll§f§ftfi •**-,./-, ,/ i'r-s-j ,if' Gill Petty took the baggage of the show people across the country to Poplar Monday. The people got a livery team to go across with. S5S WATCH TAX, $2.50 A YEAR Everything Was Taxed In Englane During Napoleonic Wars—In IfS comes Paid Ten Per Cent The Britisher Is the most cheerfu: taxpayer In the world so long as he believes he is getting good value foi his money. All the same, he Is not nearly so badly fleeced as were his fathers and forefathers before him. In the days of the Napoleonic wars the income tax was ten per cent, or the pound. Moreover, smajl incomes as well as large were subject to the impost, this rate applying to all in comes of $1,000 and upward. At the same time nearly every ar tide of general use or consumption was not spared, and sugar was made to yield a larger return per pound that its full cost to the consumer ol to-day. The fashion of wearing wigs was much in vogue in those days, and every man who indulged in the luxury ol powdering his wig was mulcted in the tax of $5 per annum for doing so. The powdering of the wig was a universal practice among all but the lower classes, so the revenue from this source alone must have been handsome. No man could wear a hat without a license, in the shape of a government stamp placed inside it, and that stamp, of course, cost money. A tax was even squeezed out of that useful and inoffensive article, the household clock. Every one that ticked—or did not tick, for tJiat mat ter—was made to yield $1.25 to the treasury. Gold watches were taxed, and any body who wished to wear a golden timepiece had to pay $2.50 per an num for the privilege. In still earlier times the poll tax was the favorite method of revenue raising. Each individual paid accord ing to bis position in the world, the heaviest tax being paid by those of the most exalted stations. Thus the amount levied on dukes was about $30 per head and earls $20 per head, with a descending scale, which amounted to no more than a modest 80 cents when it touched the squires. Two centuries and a decade ago that scheme gave place to another and in some respects more equitable one. This compelled every able-bodied man to contribute two cents per week to the national exchequer. Clerics and tutors whose incomes were more than $400 per annum were called upon for $5 per quarter.—Tit-Bits. Origin of Common Phrase. It is generally assumed that the ex pression "to the bitter end" is of nautical origin. When there is no windlass on board a ship, the cable is fastened to pieces of wood called bitts, so that when the whole of the rope is payed out the seaman has reached the bitter end, or in other words, he has done all that is pos sible. The phrase should he "to the better end," and arose from the fact that when the cable of a ship had been payed out to its fullest extent it had run out to the end which was little used, and therefore to the better end. The latter is probably the correct term, as it is used by Defoe in "Rob inson Crusoe," when he describes the storm off Yarmouth. He says: "We rode with two anchors ahead and two anchors veered out to the better end." While, on the other hand, Dr. Brewer calls attention to Proverbs 5:4, "I-Ier end is bitter as wormwood," and sug gests that possibly the origin of the phrase lies therein. Discovered the Reason. Eugene W. Chafin, the famous prohi bitionist, was congratulated, at a din ner in Chicago, on his discovery in the Washington capitol of the fact that Jefferson's portrait was labeled Pat rick Henry and vice versa. "Yes, they made a ludicrous mistake there in Washington," said Mr. Chafin. "It reminds me of a mistake a boy made in Waukesha. "When I practiced law in Waukesha, I often went skating in brisk weather like this. Well, one afternoon a young swell in a Norfolk jacket skat ed, by me he was towing a girl who f'-1' A ..j »i 5 •%, Vs t, j*'** /v* liverything Goes at Cost. Must Sell in 30 Days. First Come—First Served. v., .-&• r, ...,.*i S, ?r** ^",-4'f *5 j. w-"1 5* f- ',„ 1 tru* held~on By ffie jacket's "Eelf. "A young Waukeshan, observing this performance, said to me: "'Wall, by jinks! I've often won dered what them belly bands was for, and now, by jinks! I know." Safe and Sane. Mediocrity, because democracy makes it the fountain of accepted be lief, may be what it will, and it elects to be all that is good and beautiful. In the opinion of four cylinders, six cylinders are inevitably madness, and that dispose of genius at once. The world trusts genius to crack its jokes and sing its songs, but not to marry its daughters or go on the road to sell its goods. Genius has all along put truth above consistency and now it is saying there's a category even higher than truth. Pragmatism, some call it. That shows where society would be landed, only for the saving sanity which is mediocrity.—Puck. |fg The Correct Effect. "Whose picture is that?" inquired an artist in a far western cabin, dis covering a well-executed portrait hanging on the wall in a dark corner. "That's my husband," said the wo man of the house, carelessly. "But it is hung with fatal effect," urged the artist, who remembered the fate of his picture in the academy. "So was my husband," snapped the woman, and the artist discontinued the observations. Nothing in the way of a cough is quite so annoyinp as a tickling, teasing wheezing bronchial cough. Tha quick est relief comes perhaps from a prescrip tion known to druggists everywhere as Dr. Shoop's Cough Remedy. And besides it is so thoroughly harmless that moth ers give it with perfect safety even to the youngest, babes The tender leaves of a simple mountain shrub give to Dr. Shoop's Cough Remedy its remarkable ourative effect. A few day's test will tell Sold by all dealers. "FAKE" RELICS WERE REAL Indians of Mexico City Have Been Selling Genuine Antiques to World Tourists. Tourists and curio buyers in Mexico City have for years been made to be lieve they were experiencing the ex quisite sensation of being humbugged by fake Aztec idol collectors, when in reality they have been fooled all along with the genuine article. This discovery has been made by Prof. William Niven, of Cuernavaca, and Mexico City, who has given years to the study of the fossilized remains of the ancient inhabitants of Mexico. Mr. Niven has recently discovered the Indians at work in a treasure house of buried Mexican pottery, idols and similar remains some miles west of Mexico City, which they have been marketing on the streets of Mexico City for years. As it has been taken for granted that these objects were modern im itations and prices were cut down in accordance the Indians have fallen in with the humor and found it more profitable and quicker to let the buy er do his own sizing up of the antique value of the curio. However, Mr. Niven was surprised to find among the number of such objects purchased by himself, several that bore unmistakable signs of great age. Curious pieces of pottery pur chased by him on the streets had been buried so long that their substance had become of great hardness and to show a high degree of petrification that must have required, not centuries but thousands of years. Questioning the venders he has been shown where they were dug. The place is some miles west of Tacuba, The diggings show tuat the Indians have been exploiting the mounds for many years. Skulls have been found that possess peculiar anthropological value, show ing a type of people entirely different in the structure and shape of their skulls from any other before found. Mr. Niven believes that the numer ous heads and faces of burned clay represent family portraits and were employed for similar purposes for which photographs are now used. "Si"* l-V" I *wV£" .,- -.^e,*- 1 11 fs Clearance Sale is Still in 1 5,',# 1. »"S .1 .. ,1 %v.-^V'V.fx wwsmm 7 Wl SHOW SKILL GARDENERS Dwarfed Trees Product of the Knowl edge and Patience of the Japanese. These charming dwarfted trees are entirely a product of the patience and skill of Japanese gardeners, says a writer in St. Nicholas. The dwarfing of these is kept a secret by them and has as yet never been found out or Imitated to such a marvelous degree by any other nation. While there are dwarf fruit trees grown in Europe, especially in Germany and Holland, no such tiny specimens have ever been produced there. The trees which are used for dwarfing by the Japanese em brace all varieties of conifers, such as pines, cedars, cryptomerias, junipers, many evergreens, such as ilex, citrus trifoliata, etc. some flowering plants like azaleas, maples also some fruit trees, such as oranges and plums, which blossom and bear the most tiny fruits to perfection. It is claimed for some specimens of ejdars that they are over 500 years old. .These very ancient trees are handed down from father to son in some families, regard ed as priceless heirlooms. It is to be regretted that so many of these beau tiful dwarfed trees are lost through ig norance of the attention they require. The danger lies In overcare more than In neglect. Too many people imagine that these pretty foreigners need spe cial attention and coddling, when, on the contrary, a great deal of fresh air, a reasonable amount of water and not too much warmth are the chief re quirements. They are all hardv and too much warmth In overheated rooms is sure to kill them. Good tame baled bay by the car load. For Bale Liy H. F. Andrews, Exira, Iowa. VOU? TRANSACTS A ORNKR AL BANKING BUSINBSS.... «a *it -t Mm 4\C" 1 Silver Laced Wyandotte Cockerels These are pure bred Jaying strain aud go at $1 apiece while they last, 1A mile north of Greeley Center. FARM LOANS. At, S Per Cent. Complete set of Abstract 0/ Title to nil in t(ls and Town hots in Ati dubon County j-i"? CHARLES BAGLEY MONEY TO LOAN With the German Savings Bank at S per cent, interest. Optional Payments. NASH & PHELPS ... Ticklinx in the Just a little tickling in the throat! Is that what troubles I But it hangs on! Can't get rid ot it! Home rem tdies don't take hold. You need something stronger—a regular medicine, a doctor's medicine. Ayer's Cherry gPectorai contains healing, quieting, and soothing proper ties of the highest order. Ask your doctor about this.] No alcohol in this COUgh medicine. Audubon, I me a jcsanjgpaaattpaBssnMwmr "rwi mini ii'ini wiiimi mm 'wim Constipation positively prevents good health. Then why allow it to continue? An active iivcr is a great preventive of disease. Ayer's Pills are liver pills. What does your doctor say? a«soaeassoBea«o»B»K9B»B«B«aoasseii»H0af9ii*M»Reaeneiteao »r 0 v'l» B. G. FigginSj Phone 5 E 122 Children Cry FOR FLETCHER'S A S O I A 80,000 evergreens in every size and v? riety. Beat kinds, any size, fancy or standard sorts or kinds, I burn most of the cheap grades in com mon sent out in agents orders and sort out beat if you buy--evergreenB here and they will be dug, day started. W. M. Bomberfyer, R&rlan Mrs. Kate Hall says: "1 lhave kept house 15 years, am the mother of four children and I would not keep house without Hollister's i?ocky Mountain Tea." Wise woman, why? Drives away sicfeness, brings health and happiness to the whole family. It's the world's health preserver. Nick .Dotting. J. C. Ayer Co., Lowell,Mass. Cxi an. Van Gorcler, President John McDanlela, Vice President JSd Delnhoyde, Cetabiar EXCHANGE BANK Exira, lotva. Collection* promptly attended to. Money to loan on good •ecurltle*. Bxcbange bought and aold. Don't Be Influenced Into buying an Engine simply because it is cheap/ Of course you want an en engine cheap and that is right, but cheapness does not apply to first cost alone. The cheapness of a machine is measured by the amount of work it can do per dollar of invest ment. In engines, as in all other kind of goods, it is quality, with good workmanship, generally costs a little in the first place. Buy a FAIRBANKS MORSE ENGINE. They have the quality and workmanship, and will give you more service and better satisfaction per dollar invested than any oth er engine on the market Sold by The Extra Aute and Machine WorRs P. K. JENSEN, Manager zy -H' 0m tf im I 5 9 2 -:,s A** dr. '4