Audubon County journal., March 13, 1913, Image 6

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It's a telephone ®tory again. A
few eve®tags ago a young man had
occasion to call up his lady love,
and for onoe hie gat through- to toer
witouft delay.
"He'Jlo," he whispered softly.
'Yes,' came the Teply, "Is that
you George."
"Are you alonie dearie,"
'Yes, darling."
"I wish I were th/ere. If I were
do you know what I wou&di do.'
"No, George, I cannot guess."
Just thiem. thie l'mes became sadly
mixed, and' the wee
it young thing
beard something like thiis:
"Well, I'd pull her ears back
until she opened her mouth, and
then, drop a luimp of mU-d in it. If
that didn't answer I'd give her a
4SOund thrashing."
Amy and George don't speak
jiow whien tbery seeone another,
and a certain farmer who was talk
ing rto a veterinary about a back
ing mare, wonders why he- was ad
vised to "puit IlSs arms around her
oieck and whisper sweet, enideoring
words of love into her ear."
HAD NO AXCESTORS
Little Ralph and Jack, aged re&
pieotiveiliy six and seven, were great
chums and ware to he fouiind to
gether every day, Mr. Johnson pass
ing one day joking said: "Jack, 1
•understand you/ have ancestors."
Quick as a wink the little fellow
came back, "No siir, I haven't, bub
Jtalph has he caught 'em from
the little niggers on back street."
SAW THEM FIRST I
There are two process servers
here in town who are wondering
just how it happened as a)
yesuQt of little experience thiey had
with a well known theatrical mans
ger the other day.
It chantcedl that imi the coucrse of
business there arose some litigation
Club for the Babies
A Paris journalist has fo uudcu it
babies' club. It is a spacious and
pleasant building, with a garden and
a clubhouse where games of all kinds
are provided. There is a Punch and
Judy show, and a cafe, where sweets,
cakes, tea, milk and various kinds of
lemonade are sold to members and
their parents, while there are also
many toy ships and a theater.
Witch»s Comb in a Window.
So many "precious" things are on
Bale
every day that one grows rather
skeptical about them. A curio shop
uptown has in its window a comb with
an alliterative and alluring legend
that it was "worn by a witch." It is
-CS^ot-those high shell objects familiar
In old portraits, and though it is not
carved, as are many specimens, the
card excites the interest of passers-by.
Likely enough some girl who had an
cestors in Salem, Mass,, will buy the
comb and proclaim it an heirloom.—
New York Press.
WOMEN
Women of the highest type,
women of superior education an(?
refinement, whose discernment
and judgment give weight and
force to their opinions, highly
praise the wonderful corrective
and curative properties of Cham
berlain's Stomach and Liver Tab
lets. Throughout the many stages
of woman's life, from girlhood,
through the ordeals of mother
hood to the declining yean, there
is no safer or more reliable med
icine. Chamberlain's Tablets are
sold everywhere at 25c a box.
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The two process servers were given
the papers in the case to serve on
the manager. Going to hia office,
they sent word in by h.iis office
boy that they wished to see their
man. In a moment the boy re
turned and said:
"Mr. So-and-So will see you pres
ently."
About half am. hour later one of
the men got tired waiting, and, go
ing over to the boy, he said:
"I thought you said your employ
er would see us pr=semtr.y
"So I did" the boy said, "and he
did. He looked in atcudj as he
didn/'t like your looks he went out
the back door."
Small Li Han's father was very
homely and one day she said,
'Mamma, why did you marry papa."
"Because I loved hom dear," wa
the reply.
"Say mamma," continued Lillian,
"love will make us women do any
thing won't it."
KIMBALLTON
Hans Boldt made a business
trip to Atlantic Saturday.
F. Banniedsem anid family moved
out of town Saturday to theiir farm
home bought from H. Henriksen.
Ed Dively 'left Monday for Elk
Horn to take possession of the
barber shop.
H. C. Nordiby is in Omaha this
week on business
James Lauridsep left Tuiesday for
Omaha to consult a specialist in
regard to Ms eyes.
The masquerade by the Kimball
ton fire boys, Friday, is reported
to have been well attended and a
good time mj oy-ed by all present.
Th. G. MuKer's spent (Monday
night at the Dr. Soe home.
Too late for last week
Peiter R. Pedersoni has sodd his
house and ilot to Hans Bonnesoni
far $4000 and will feave for Ra
oime, Wisconsin, in the near fu
ture.
E. Paulson, who has rented the
Ki-mballton Hotel, moved to Friday
and is busy getting things jn
shiape.
Frode Kock, who was called
home from Des Moines last week
on account of he's little girl being
ill, |eft Monday for Des Moines.
Anna Overgaard andl Maria
Malskjar arrived at the T. G.
Mulle.r home from Des Moines Wed
nesday. Sc.
Lars Rasmu-gsen has moved into
the bouse vacated by Sam Ahrk'ield
James Petersen' to the one vacated
by O. Hartal. Pau'1 Bjorn to A. J.
Peder.sens' house. A. J. Peder.esn t'
Lars Rasmussen's anid Hjalmar Ras
mussens from Adair, Iowa, are
mow living ini the house forimierly
occupied by John Esbeck's.
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the pain got so severe at times that I
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doctors and each one wanted to operate
on me but I would not consent to an op
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doing for others and I used several bot
tles of it with the result that I haven't
been bothered with my side since 4hen.
I am in good health and I have two little
girls. "—Mrs. R.B. CHILD, Beatrice,Neb.
The Other Case.
Cary, Maine. I feel it a duty I owe
to all suffering women to tell what Lydia
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sides and such a soreness I could scarcely
straighten up at times. My back ached,
I had no appetite and was so nervous I
could not sleep, then I would be so tired
mornings "that I could scarcely get
around. It seemed almost impossible
to move or do a bit of work and I
thought I never would be any better
until I submitted to an operation, but
my husband thought I had better write
to you and I did so, stating my symp
toms. I commenced taking Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound and
soon felt like a new woman. I had no
pains, slept well, had good appetite and
could do almost all my own work for a
family of four. I shall always feel that
I owe my good health to your Vegetable
Compound."—Mrs. HAYWA&D SOWERS
Cary, Maine.
Comparative
Digestibility
of Food
Made with different Baking Powders
From a Series of Elaborate Chemical Tests:
An equal quantity of bread (biscuit) was made
with each of three different kinds of baking powder—
cream of tartar, phosphate, and alum—and submitted
separately to the action of the digestive fluid, each
for the same length of time.
The relative percentage of the food digested is
shown as follows:
Bread made with"
Royal Cream of Tartar Powder:
1 100 Per Cent Digested
Bread made with
phosphate powder:
tiri.
68*& Per Cent. Digestedfl
Bread made with
alum powder:
67% Per Cent. Digested
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These teste, which are absolutely reliable and
unprejudiced, make plain a fact of great importance
to everyone: Food raised with Royal, a cream of
tartar Baking Powder, is shown to be entirely diges
tible, while the alum and phosphate powders are found
to largely retard the digestion of the food made from
them.
Undigested food is not only wasted food, but it
is the source of very many bodily ailments.
The Indian Motorcycle
The most comfortable riding machine in the world.
The only motorcycle with the automobile principle of
spring suspension—-two long leaf springs on the rear
and one in front. Large handsome folding foot boards
in addition to pedals. Double brake action, large
multiple disc clutch, Bosch magneto, chain guards,
lugpage carrier, etc.
7 h. p. Twin $250.00 14 h. p. $200.00
£3^"Drop postal for catalog and other interesting literature.
WM. H. BOUST AUDUBON, IOWA
Count the Indians on the road. 27f2t
Fairbanks, Morse & Co.
Gasoline andllKerosene
Engines
in two, four and six horse power sizes.
Fairbanks, Victor or Moline Wagon
Scales. Those considering purchasing
any of the above articles, address
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Johnson Ss
Fairbanks. Morse & Co.
OMAHA, NEfeRS
and they will send a man to see you.
In tHef old Shrauger buildingf^on
River to River Road, near Journal
office. Will handle
5 Passenger Overland Touring Cars
at $985.00, F. O. B. Factory.
5 Passenger Ford Touring Cars at
$630.00. ../r •.
All kinds of Eepairs, Oils, Gasoline,
and Prestalic Tanks.
Auto Livery Night or Day.
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Night Phone 74
TRANSACTS A OBNBR
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BUSINBSS....
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GEORGE L. GORE
Funeral Director and Licensed Embalmer
5 Years Experience
C4t«. r«n Oorder.
Sugar Cured Hams and Bacon
Lard in any Quantity.'
A specialty of Cold Cooked
Meats for a Quick Meal.
Oysters and Celery in Season.
We Sell Ice. We Buy Hides.
City Meat Market
H. T. KROEGER, Proprietor, Exira, la.
Ernest B. Voss
Contractor and Builder. Mill Work,
Wagon Work, Upholstering, Bee
Supplies, Tanks, Screens and
Buggy Tops. All work
Guaranteed.
EXIRA, IOWA
SOREN MADSEN, President M. CARLSON, Cashier
OSCAR HUNT, Vice Prea^K^^ji^G. E. HUNT, Asa't Cash.
Exirai,^
you want to bor
row money, come to us
Th© difference in the land heights
ini Europe is about 15,868 feet.
For a
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HANFORD'S
Balsam
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Myrrh
For Galls, Wire
Cuts, Lameness,
Strains, Bunches,
Thrush, Old Sores,
Nail Wounds, Foot Rot
Fistula, Bleeding, Etc. Etc.
Made Since 1846.
Price fiOe and $1/10
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Exira, Iowa
President
fohn McDtialclm. Vice f'remidenl
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EXCHANGE BANK
Ejcira, ioiea.
Collection* promptly iltnM t*.
Moo«y to loan on good MCirltlw
Bzehango bonght and sold.
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We respectfully solicit your business and'- ,/
extend courteous treatment to all. 9 9
If you have money to
deposit, come to this bank
For Greeley Farmers Mutual Fire
and Lightning Insurance see
Fred Walilert Sr, Exira, Iowa
Wm. L. Clark, Hamlin, Iowa
M. J. Masterson, Audubon,
Have other agents in Audu
bon, Guthrie and Adair coun
ties. Also Wind and Torna
do Insurance Written. See
H. N. Huss, Secy.
Dr. W Clav. S.
Residence Phone 87
All calls answered promptly
day or night.
FARM LOANS.
Lowest Rates. Complete set
of Abstract of Title to all
Ejands and Town Lots in Au
dubon County
QHARLEQ BAQLEY
Monej? ib Loan
Plenty of it at lowest rate.
Optional every day in the
year. Best loan ever made.
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