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ii' Professional Cards. deertiaameeu under this bead will > • oUn***. at the following nIM.: 1 Itw lines or lew. per peer M OO lMktddlttoulUM.». 1 OO AC. WILKINS, M. D.. * Ottoe front rooms over Golden Eagle Clothls* Stoie. west side of square Uesldenou on East Harrison meet opposite 0. P '-'hurcb. tut WL- MCA LUBTKM, M. D., • Physician and Surgeon. Sunrloal operations of the Rye a specialty. OAoe at New Sharon. lowa. " M JOSEPHINE TRNNKY, M. D-, . • Physician and Surgeon. Ottoe oa west aide of public square, ojer Mlu Anderson's millinery store Night ojUle promptly attended. 18 WU. MILL AH, . Dentist. Ottoe oa eouth aide of .Square oesrJ.M. Jones A Co’a_ shoe store. Nitrous Ozlds Gat uesd for painful operations. IKT DR. M. L JACKBON. Surgeon Dentist. Ottoe in Exchange block, on High street, Onkalooea, lowa oxer J. W. Morgaa's drug store. GBO. J. TURNER, M. D., Physician and Surgeon. Ottoe on Market street, over Boyer A Barnes’ store. Beeldeooe two blocks south aad two blocks west of pot tattoo. It I \R. V. PARDUN, Magnetic Healer. Ottoe at bis rssidonce, three blocks directly eouth of postottoe. It prepared to treat all dis eases except deafness with general satisfac tion. Terms, $lO for tt treatments. Ho will always be found at borne | ltylpd \R. I. O. BARRING SR, Physician and Surgeon, Oskaiooaa, lowa. Ottoe northeast corner oi square, middle rooms up stairs In sew Masonic building. Ksaidenoa on High street, 3 blocks east of square. Teit-phone oonneotlon at ottoe and residence with all parts of the city. 10 Db. w. m. wells. Catarrh,Throat A Lung Physician, Aud Specialist for Obronio DUeasea generally. Consultation personally or l>y letter. Office and Oiepensyxr over Waye’ Drug Store, Weat High Street Office houra from 9toll A. a., and fr.»m Ito 6p m. Consultation free. n!9 D. A- HorrMAM. M. D. R- C. Horntaa, M. D. DBS. D A. A K. C. HOFFMAN, Physicians and Surgeons. Office two doors north of Simpeon M. E. oburob, near 8. R corner of aquare, Oakalooaa, lowa. Reaidenoe on Main afreet, three t'locka east of the public aquare. l*tf j. L. oorrnt. J. 8. Hodos (RUFFIN A HODGE, Physicians & Surgeons. Will attend all calla, day or night- Office in th« Frenkel rooms In Union block. Dr. Coffin’a residence, comer of Ellen and Jefferson; Dr. Hedge's, reaidenoe on North Market Street. 19 ATTORNEYS. ~~ DM. PERDUE, • Attorney-a M-aw, and Notary Public, Rose Hill, lowa. 19tf W. 8. Kan worthy. O. N. Down*. DEN WORTHV A DOWNS. Attorneys-at-Law, Williams Block, Oskaloosa, lowa. <Sylpd If OFALL A JONES, ■***■ Attomeys-at-Law, Oskaloosa, lowa. Office over Golden Eagle store. n*6 U WILLIAMS. • Attorney-at-l^aw, and Notary Public. Front room, up stairs. in Park hurst'a new building. Oskaloosa, ia. 19tf Gleason a haskbll, Attorneys-at-Law. Office In Phoenix block. Oakalooaa, lowa. Business promptly attended to. lttl JOHN A. HOFFMAN. ** Attomey-at-Law, and Notary Public. Office i block south of 8. K. oorner of Park. 19 JOHN O. MALCOLM, ** A ttorney-at-Law. Collections promptly attended to. Office on north side, over Frank el’s bank. 19 TJOLTON * McCOY, Attorneys-at-Law, Oakaiooaa, lowa. Office over Knapp k Spald ing's hardware store. 19 J" C. BLANCHARD, ■*~ J ’ Attorney-at-Law, Oakaiooaa, lowa. Will practice in all the oourts Office over the Oakaiooaa National Bank. 19tf J7 1 M. DAVENPORT. • Attorney-at-Law, Oakaiooaa, lowa. Rusineaa attended to in both State and Federal Courta. Office, rooms 1 and i, over A. M. Abraham’s store, north side 30 Guo. W. Larrurrr. Gao. C. Motto an. LAFFEKTY a MORG AN, Attorneys-at-I^aw, Offioe over Oakaiooaa National Bank, Oska looaa. lowa. 19 C. P. Sbarlk. L. A.BOott. S EARLE A SOOTT, Attorneys-at-Law, and Notarlea Public. Offioe first door west of Recorder’s offioe. National Bank building, Oakaiooaa, lowa. l*ti J »OBKRT KIBBICK, Attorney-at-Law, and Notary Public, Oskalooaa, lowa. Offioe la Centennial block, orer Frankel's clothing store, north side square. Practice to all of the courts of the State. 19 J OHN F. LACEY. w, and government claim agent. Offioe In Boyer A Barnes' block, Oskalooaa. lowa. Prompt at tention given to collections. Probate business wll' receive careful attention. Business at tended to in the C. S. and State eoun.v 19tf I )HILLIPS A GREER, Attorneys-at-Law, 7 an l Colleotioa Agents. Attend to any leiral business to tbe State and Federal Courts en trusted to tbe&i. Office over N. Oppenbcimer k Co.’s boot sod shoe store, south aide of Oskalooaa, lowa. 19tl Jmu Carroll. F. F. Evans. DAV Id k EVANS. j Attorneys-at-I^aw. Oskaloosa, losra, will practice la All courts. Collections made a special feature. Office over Frenkel A Go’s., Bank, Branch office at New 8 baron. 1* J. A L. Cbookbam. 9. 0. Ckooeham. C! ROOK HAM k OBOOKUAM, * Attorney*-»t-Law, Oskaloosa, lowa. Offlue over Mahaska Count/ Bank, aouthwost comer public square. Col* lection* made and remitted promptly. Convey ancing done. !• J9O UIIUL. President. The Farmers’ & Traders’ NATIONAL BANK, CAPITAL SIOO,OOO. DIRECTORS: Jmo. BiebeL, L. C. Blanchard, T. J. Blaekstone. «. B. McPall, H. W. McNeill. Matthew Plokes, P, W. Phillips, Peter Stumps, i. B. Whitmore. Pint National Bank, Chicago. Metropoittss Mauonel Bank. Mew York. mt Valler National Bank. St. Loaia. BANKING HOUSE -or f ( FBMIEL, BiCl i CO. The Oldest Bank in Mahaska County. ITill receire ctepoaiu aod trwwet a feaeral baakia*. e*ekange ud coilection bustoee*. tk» atu . of United Blateaaad all cfttaa of Europe bought Md eoM at auntt to «uU Use pu rotoaaera. Passage ticket* to and from all potato la Botom for aale at tbs lowest rates. d Ooifectioos will receire prompt attention. We do a atriouj legitimate banking business, aod glee tke vast* of customers apeotal ||l| __ - -- W “f^afc“" lß T! AJgWT, W ■ OskilM Nation] Bail. Wf Or 08 (LA LOOS A., IOWA. §! fXXSCTOBA: WM.a ftittui, j.w.Mciuuia. I. H. Gaea*. D. W. Loaiao. a. L. Hrrwoaa, M. L. Leri. James UsCvlumm. oonaaspoaDurrs: m ,r‘- rtrat National Bask. New York. v Gtlmaa, Sac. A Co,. New Turk M ITm Chicago. J. A. L. caooayaN. H. S. Bowaad, ii§H r vfPvflli &. John K. bams, cmUot. I UIIBICBBITTIIH, or OSKALOOBA, IOWA. Orgaaiiod Under the State Laws. PAID UP CAPITAL, 1100,000. teaafcfeettara babiejw dornbl* tke aaodt DIUCTOKS: Hl Dasiel Dana. BAJVKHVG. Jso. H. Wiuu, Cashier. IOWA. 4 VOL. 36, NUMBER 52. MONEY, LAUD, *. Israel M. Gibbs, Broker. Lomu of all kinds negotiated. Mercantile paper bouffht and sold. Boom 8, oyer Farmers Traders’ Bank. Oskaloosa, lowa. I9tf JOHN F. LACEY’S LAND AGENCY, I have on my books a large number of farms and bouses in town; also many thousand acres of wild land. If you have real estate to sell or wish to buy. firs me a call. I pay taxes in any part of the Stats. Conveyancing done. Offloe in Boyer A Barnes' olook, Oskaloosa, lowa. One hundred aloe building lots in Laoey s addi tion to Oskaloosa. 1* Za«u&d Agexioy. Farms and Town Property for Sale, Taxes Paid, and Oouveyancing Done. Office oyer Oskaloosa National Bank. Utf Lafffcrty * ffiunran. M. E. BENNETT, Real Estate & Loan Apt. MONET TO LOAN In large or small amounts, on ong or abort time. **l §IOO,OOO is •100,000 Money to I*oan! At Six Per Cent Annual Interest, on 8 years' time. In loans of SSOO and upwards; with privilege of paying SIOO and aoove In an nual payments, if desired. JOHN P. HIATT. Bargains in Itand Suburban Locations. The undersigned offers for sale 85 acres of ground two minutes' walk east of H. W. Mc- Neill's property, and one mile east of the Pub lic Square in Oskaloosa. I will sell the whole pleoe, or In lota to suit purchasers. The land fronts directly on the Boulevard and lowa City road, and has the finest natural grades and building sites to be fouud In or around the city. Every acre is underlaid with a heavy vein of coaL spring Creek runs along and through the east side of the land, and fur nishes a constant snpply of water. Will be sold at reasonable prices and on easy terms. 41 w 8 GEO. W. LAFFERTY. Cowan & Hambleton’s Loan & Abstract Office. (200,000 to loan at 6 per oent Interest on five years time; borrower havia* the op tion to pay part or all or prin cipal after first year. We also hsvs a complete set of A bet root Books of all Lands and Town Lots In Mahaska County, lowa. ABBRACTS Of TITLI MADS OK SHORT NOTICE. Offioe In front room of new Masonic building, nortb-east oorner of Publio Square. nl9 08K A LOOS A. IOWA. Residence and Garden OB Small Farm Plots For Salo. 1 am now prepared to sell In small or large lots to suit purchasers, and at resmonable fig ures, the whole of the farm known Bathe “STEWARD HEIRS” FARM, lying between the lowa City and Burlington roads, immediately contiguous to the city, and now occupied as tenants by L. M. ana J. C. Jackson. Tbe farm la divided by the C. R. I A P , and lays oonvenlent for division Into Plots for RESIDENCE, GARDEN and PASTURE com bined. It is believed to be Underlaid with Coal ! and has good drainage and water facilities. A complete plan and survey of the property may be seen at the offioe of Jno. O. Malcolm Part cf tbe purohaee money may he secured on any plot bought, 11 desired. t»tf CHARLES HUTCHINSON. MARBLE WORKS. Osiiloosa Marble Woris. F. W. McCall, Dealer la Mwaassent* Tombs, Bee,i stones, sooten sn Imertnaeliriffitn Monuments, As. 19 OHCALOOBA. IOWA MACHEWERY. ~~~ VXZUTOZT’S MACHINE WORKS, OsKaloosa, lowa, W. E. VERNON, Prop., banc fact tram or STEAM ENGINES, From Ose to Twelvs Horse Fewer. Machinists’ Supplies, Including Shaftings, Puiieys, Leather and Rub ber Be lung. Steam Fittings, etc-, etc., furnished on short notice and at very reasonable rates. JOB WORK of all kinds neatly and quickly done. Call on me before yon buy anything In my Hae. Shops One Block North of Ex change Block. ul9tf W. E- VERNON. PRICE U«T, Seevers & Neagle’s PRICE LIST. 12 lbs Granulated Sugar f 1.00 13 lba Standard A Sugar 1.00 14 lba Extra C Sugar. LOO 8 lba Good Green Coffee 1.00 8 lba Good Brown Coffee 1.00 1 lb Can Beat Full Weight Baking Powder. 25 1 lb Desiccated Cocoanut 30 1 lb Good Hyson Tea 30 1 lb Fancy Mixed Tea 50 20 kinds of Canned Goods, per can 10 11b Salmon. 15 2 lba Salmon. 25 Celebrated White Roae Flour, per sack f ,3t> 20 Bara White Russian Soap LOO All Standard Brands Plug Tobac co, per lb 50 Earthenware, 8 gallons for 25 Southwest Corner Pu blic Square. GROCERIES. H. Snyder & Son, -DIALERS IN— Jg GROCERIES wui am as sheep as am* efihes hawse teths sag* Lf you wont a sash at th BEST FLOUR) li th> Cllf. nX M 01. Everything Fresh. * ■*'■*%, 'Jp-Hii ■ fit » RMNwAMa. Hi IRSB SHOEING. Tolbert A Miller, Blacksmiths, at their old stand west of Postoffioe, will do Shoeing as low as any other shop In Oskaloo sa. 19 OSKALOOSA ENCAMPMENT,NO. 18, L O. V/ O. T. meets on Hr* and third Monday evenings ui'es’sh month, at Odd Fellows Hall. Visiting Patsmmhs ooMlaliy invited to a'tead. 8. L. HARVXT, C. P B. 8. Harbour, Scribe. ffi AfAHASKA LODGE NO. 18, I. O. O. F., ivl meets every Saturday evening at the Odd lei lows’ Rail, one Mock north of the Postofflce. Visiting brothers cordially invued^to^attend. * “tecS&y! [sij * L H °n^: (jHAS. W. SBACy. Civil Engineer. Office and resideuoe on High street. 8 blocks east of Coart House, Oskaloosa, lowa. Silf WHITHER & SHRIM, Booksellers, Stationers, AND Wall Paper Dealers, 117 West High St, Oskaloosa. lowa. 19 M. DERMODY, contractor roR Steam Heating, Plumbing, AID GAS FITTING. Agent for the Haxton Base Burning Boilers; dealer In Iron Pipe. Fittings and Braas Goods, Lead Pipe. Rubber Hose. Packing, Iron ami Wood Pumps, Hewer Pipe, Gas Fixtures, Ac. No. 214 West High Street, 19 Oskaloosa, lowa. C O A L. Try the COA*. from John Burdeaa’ New Shaft. It is of good quality and gives general satisfaction. All orders left at A. W. MAKTINSTRIN'S STORE on the southeast corner of the square, or at W. A. SERVERS' STORE, on High street, will receive prompt attention. This mine is on the Beacon road one mile from town. nßsyl Mi Bulls For Sale! The undersigned has three young, Short-Horn Bulls -fine young animals— which will be sold cheap. Also has some pure Polsnd-Ohina sows with pi*, by ‘’DECATUR,'’ a celebrated hog from Illinois. Call at farm mile north of Fair Grounds. 37tf N. W. HUSSEY. Henry Walling* Dealer in Building Material of all Kinds, and contractor of BRICK AND RUBLE STONE WORK. Cisterns, Flues and Cellars Balli on short notioe. Also have good Brick for sale at lowest market prloe. nl9tf Oaksloosa lowa. FAMILY GROCERIES. FOR Fresh Family and Fancy Groceries* Queensware and Glassware, Provisions of All Kinds AND FRESH VEGETABLES, In their season, go to A. W. MARTINSTEIN, !• Southaast Corner of Bquare. L. Cook & Son, Steam Plow Shops. We make a SPECIALTY of Plow, Reaper, and all kinds of Farm Machinery Repairing. Goods warranted to give satisfaction In all cases. Come in and see us and give us a trial. m , L. Cook & Son. SSO • REWARD SSO . IT YOU FIND THE EQUAL OF JW* -' —I (WILLARD'S yFjLOWSHARf^^ PLUQ TOBACCO. "TbelMrTrruU’ srarrtjgaß» ss? ■uaspssoSsL For Sale by B&umgart k White. H. Snyder & Son. M. Bacon k Co. J. W. Oiler. Seevers k Neagle. Weeks k Durfee. W. F. Hinesley. Shaw k Loring. Howard k Son. W. A. ttlnker. J. B. Cruzeu. F. P. O’Hara. Steward Bros. M. Martinstein. W. Fagan. Middleooff Bros. —Wholesale by j H, L. SPENCER CO. OCPIJIT. ~ V \R. J. W. MORGAN, Eye and Ear Physician. : B ■ . 08 K A LOOS A, IOWA. 19 VAPOR BATHS. aa • s—. > .o *3 jy | « !>< ? pq m >O.“ Dt >; SH § ||| J (O2 jc Sf WJ|g I S | e*; H J. ~ « c!2 • § .g te 1 £2 in £ «®« O S 03 sMs sas ? 3 Se«£S 8 sSasaf ||*| SsEiHMliji 3§!i|i- s a u 52 sii gs iir is cxq j. aJs >. s v *j a—3 OB Sis CX3 < U 9 GRAIN. J. H. Sheak, DlilJK 19 OEAHT, Will pay tbs highest market price in Cash For ail lu&is ot Brain TOC WUA ruo TH» ELEVATOR <»aa»ga»Mfc*aE: . x ; : ,v.. ;. , •. The J% . s (4 ao p m u cD 111 3 T 3 © J" S s s T o t> I 4 • s x • * £i OgHCJ : 3 i g £ t 11 O 5 s,i <4 —J be ® sJS $ -T3 3 =2O * 8, a “C © * - I Ijl =!i H be > S'” hf .2 > et rt IS os OD CL z o c 2 1 02 . i “ I ® E3s s «: ”S* H (6 gt£>4,mg|g 3i § h y » 9 1 gt> g-l« I wo M _ • r— . ® « * u SJ.C •s r 5 OCJ - cS IS . S 3 « °*s OM .£ C 8 .-si S s © |Sg Jf 5-2=; - o zj c£« W —cej OC3 3? . n S- ~ Z !=j SOS gg -O ;|s O 8 §2 S * * g Hi W r—r-1 >■ S «S ij **- la !|* h" CT3 oT © A 3 • £= “ S BSt OCd 3 O -li C_Z> X Vi FURNITURE. FURNITURE! J. B. McCurdy & Co., North-East . ! Corner of the 5? Public Square, dj * The Bose W FarmtnrßDealers 50 ◄: ~ ts DNUBRTAIEBS! M Inyite eveiybody to call and see theii | New Stock. Q ™ ! Nicest Goods hpi Hr SO /j ; And p Greatest Variety w Ever brought to Oskaloo laa for the money. nl9 I I LEGAL NOTICES. ORIGINAL NOTICE. Wm. Fredrick vs. S. 8. Bmltli et al. In the Circuit Court of the State of lowa, in and for Mahaska County, October Term. A. D., 1885. To 8. S. Smith. E. L. Smith, Mary V. Scott, J. J. Sm'th, Ada Surbaugh, Mary J. Woodward Daniel Stanley, Betty Stanley, Horace Stanley, Charles Stanley. Frank Stanley, Ed. F. French and Gordon French, heirs of Oliver C. Smith, Sen., deceased: You are hereby notified that a petition, in equity, of Wm. Fredrick Is now on file in the of fice of the Clerk of the Circuit Court of the State of lowa, in and for Mahaska county, ask ing that the title in foe simple In and to the fol lowing described real estate, situated in Ma haska county, lowa, to-wit: The east 14 of the ne quarter 04) of the ne quarter ()4)of sec. 80, township 74, north range 16 west of sth P. M., be quieted in him; and that a certain deed, exe cuted by Olive;- C. Smith and wife to said Wm. Fredrick. January 7th, 1850, be reformed and corrected, and that unless you appear thereto and defend before «noon of the Seoond day of the October Tenn, A. D., 1886, of said court, which will commence on the 2d Monday of October, 1886. default will be entered against you and Judgment and decree rendered there on as prayed for in said petition. Skaulk k Scott, 51w4 Attorneys for Plaintiff. QKIGINAL NOTICE. In the Circuit Court of the State of lowa, in aud for Mahaska oounty, October Term. A. D. 18h6. Exceloior Coal Co.,| vs. Oakaloosa Water Co . Truman Cowell. Char’ei Harris et al. Trustees and Bondholders. at.d Central Trust Co. of New York. Trustees To Charles Harris, of Philadelphia. Pennsyl vania. Edmund L. Du Barry, Washington. D. C. William Thomas Wilson. J. D’Arcy Wilson, John C.George, John M. Dennison, it. Marcus Dennison, Thomas Whelan. James A. Gr.ry, Mrs. M. L. Patterson, John W. Hall, Henry F. Thompson. W. 11. Stokes, B. T. Dunn, W. U. Lupton, all of the city of Baltim re, in the State of Maryland. Thomas J. Wilson, William Patterson. Henry M. Wilson, W. Hall Harris, D. 8 Wilson, and T. J. Wilson, Trustee*, M. B Wilson. James G. Wilson, and D. 8. Wilson, all of Baltimore oounty, In the State of Mnryiaod Samuel K. George, and T. H. Gaither, of How ard ooudlv, Maryland, and John J. Knukle. of the olty of Frederick, in the State of Maryland. Trustees and Bondholders of the first mort gave bonds of the Oakaloosa Water .Company, ana w Central Trust Company of New York. Trilt(66A« Yon and each of you are hereby notified that oa or before September loth, A. D. 1886, a peti tion of the Excelsior < oal Company, of Mahas ka oounty, lowa, will be filed in the oflice of the Clerk of the Circuit Court of the State of lowa, in and for Mahaska county, claiming of you Jointly and severally with the Oakaloosa Water Coapauy, the sum of ($448.15.) Four Hundred and Forty-Eight dollars and sixteen Cunts, with 5 per oent interest as provided by taw. Said cisimbeing for fuel ooai furnished I by the BxcolstorCoal Co. to supply steam tor the successful operation of the works of the Oakaloosa Water Company. And that unless you appear thereto and de fend before noon of the Second day of tbe Oc tober Term, A D. t«B3 of said court, which will fltwfcte rat: ssa &£* and judgment rendered thereon ns prayed fern * *« 1 * U “’""'"eiSSS’S?!puto#*,' OSKALOOSA, MAHASKA COUNTY, IOWA, THURSDAY. AUGUST 20, 1885. LUMBER. Oskaloosa j Jrn the Pascals Qjj Rheumatism and Neuralgia have reigned supreme ever Mine* the world knew them. They have tyrannized over all classes of people. They have laughed in the face of the medical profession. In spite of alkaline treatment, acid treatment, hyperdermic injections,! lusters,liniin.-uu.iuid every thing else that the medical faculty could suggest. Rheumatism and Neuralgia have held giant sway. All that medical skill has been able to do for these terrible maladies is to afford temporary relief. Athlophouom is announced as an absolute cum Mr. Haden, of Fair Haven, Conn., had been tormented by neuralgia for years. Related failures of remedies had made him a continued skeptic. He says: “ When Hook the lint dote of Athlobhobos l had no faith." Because every thing had failed, he thought Atruophobos would also. But the second dose iiegau to show its powerful effects. With marvelousquickness Athuophoros cast out the old tormentor, and now there is no lack of faith on the part of the gentleman who was thus re stored to perfect health. He tried athlophoros Just as a last resort, and because- somebody told him it would cure him. Thu* It has been with many and many a victim of Rheumatism and Neuralgia. They had tried so many alleged remedies which proved worth less, that it is no wonder they were skeptical. Now whether you are skeptical or not, just TRY jhj LoplnoßOS! If you cannot get ATHnoraottosof your druggist, we will send it express paid, on receipt of regular price- one dollar j«r bottle. We prefer that you buy It from your druggist, but if he hasn’t It, do not t«e persuaded to try something else, but order at once from us as directed. N ATHLOPHOROS CO.. 112 WALL ST., NEW YORK. miHUHUiiinimmiimimimimm Father, Mother, and Three Sisters Dead. Mr. David Clay pool, formerly Sergeant at-Arms of the New Jersey Senate, and now Notary Public at Cedarville, Cumberland Co., N. J., makes the following startling statement: “My father, mother, and three sisters all died with consumption, and my lungs were so weak I raised blood. Nobody thought I could live. My work (ship 6niithing)was very straining on me with my weak constitution, and I was rapidly going to the grave. While in this condition I commenced using Mishler’s Herb Bitters, and it saved my life. Because it was so difficult to get it in this little place, and I had improved so much, 1 stopped taking it for a time, and the result is that I have commenced going rapidly down hill again. Somehow, Mishler’s Herb Bitters gives appetite and strengthens and builds me up as nothing else does, and I must have a dozen bottles at once. Use this commu nication as you please, and if any one wants to be convinced of its truth, let them write me and I will make affidavit to it, for 1 owe my life to Mishler’s Herb Bitters.” - The secret of the almost invariable relief and tare of consumption, dysentery, diar rhoea, dyspepsia, indigestion, kidney and liver complaints, when Mishler’s Herb Bitters is used, is that it contains simple, harmless, and yet powerful ingredients, that act on the blood, kidneys, and liver, and through them strengthens and invigor ates the whole system. Purely vegetable in it»composition ; prepared by a regular physician; a standard medicinal prepara tion; endorsed by physicians and drug gists. These are four strong points in favor of Mishler’s Herb Bitters. Mishler’s Herb Bitters is sold by all druggists. Price SI.OO per large 1 Kittle. 6 bottles for $5.00. Ask your dramist for Mishub’s Hkkb Bittebs. If he doe. not keep it. do not tAke anythin* else, but ■end a postal canT to Mibhj kr Heri> BittXßS C!o„ ft 26 Commerce Street, Philadelphia. ■"* /Av L W r. ... ! FINE BIOEWHEEL PASSENGER STEAMERS BETWEEN IMISI THB GREAT WATER ROUTE TO THE SUMMER REBORTS of the GOLDEN NO RTH-WEST. ~/WVAZ73S~XArB' rol/msTJrT^S 7r& the SID£~WHffIETsSTEAAiERS oftkU UnJ. SPECIAL EXCVBSIOk TICK ETS TO ST. PAUL, MINNEAPOLIS, LAKE MINNETONKA, DULUTH, WHITE BEAK LAKE AND ALT. POUTS on the QgEAT SO RISE BV LAKES TIME TABLE OP THE UOBTNINC EXPRESS AND PASSENGER STEAMER, OEM CITY. I/r. A Lout,. every »na Mt. 4C6p, m. “ HammeLMo, every Wed. PrL * Sun. SCO*, m. • Qulmy, 1&. “ •* *» “ Id» “ A Comure, Mo. “ “ “ “ *i*> •» • Canton, Mo. “ “ " « LBO “ • Alexandria, Ko. “ " " *» lIS “ a;.SI* *-* «" Wedneaday ' and friday. Monday. •V »Ss*.:feS SS'f »?«T “ LaGrance. Mo.,at • JJflO •* ICOp. m. «» «S - Aw. AW*. The "Thaw * flat 6&la.m. Pot Kamireloo Homo* *na auiwdoiu..ytn«h(tr and Ertlgb. Rate*, and other information, addreu E. C. VAN NORT, C. A. HUTCHINSON, A«r„ 41/INC V, ILL. aot . KEOKUK, IOWA K. A. SNQWDON, . OWCt TAM, AOT-, MEDICAL JOHN SMITH, MONAD. [J. F. Griffin, M. D., In N. O. Times-Democrat.] Some years ago, when the subject of transcendentalism was auite the fashion and everybody was talking it, a young gentleman who was sitting near the guards of a steam tioat plying the waters of the Hudson, asked an elder companion to explain to him the meaning of tran scendentalism. “Nothing is easier,” was the reply. “You see you rock cliff, forming the bank of the river; you observe also a hole or cavity in the cliff. Well, now-, take away all the rock around the hole and leave nothing but the bole —that is tran scendentalism. ” Dressed in the garb of philosophical lan guage, the ordinary human mind is not prepared to take in the ideas of tran scendental philosophy', but when brought before the mental vision in a plain man ner it is by no means inexplicable Were Ito undertake to talk to one un acquainted with technical language upon the sub ect of chemistry, 1 should not be understood. Neither would I be under stood if I talked of atoms, of molecules, of isomorpliism.Jof acidulous and basilous radicals, together with the whole nomen clature of the science, This, indeed, would be mysticism, and such 1 take it to be with transcendental philosophy, as technically elucidated 1 can easily understand the meaning of Pjato when he talks of idea* in the plain est of lauguage, but who is not lost in be wilderment when Kant and Liebwitz and Hegel talk of ibe agreement of the sub jective with the ob active, of the know able with the unknowable, of tlie Kgo and the non L go, oi the monad and the noumeuou. John Smith was a bachelor, and. living alone, he consequently slept alone. He sat up late one night reading the “Critique of 1 ure i.easou, ” by Emanuel Kant, and, as he read, candor and truth requires the statement that at intervals he partook of the contents of a black look ing bottle on bis sideboard, which bore upon the label the legend “Eau de \ ie, ” and which, doubtless, he drank in order to clear his mind of gathering cobweba It was late before be went to bed, and consequently late when liegot up. As he did so he put ou a robede chambre, and then took a seat in his arm-chair, not neg lecting, however, to pay his respects to the bottle that bore that "strange device. ” As be took bis seat, lie chanced to glance toward the bed be had just left, and was not a little surprised at seeing a man ly ing where a moment before he had lain, and wearing a robe de chambre so identi cally like bis own, which was of a pecul iar pattern that it struck him as singular. lie was somewhat startled, and turning toward the individual w’ho occupied the bed. be thus addressed him: “Who in the name of thunder are you?” There are reasons for supposing that thunder was not the word he used, but it is always difficult to report one s exact language, especially if it be irreverent “Who am I?” said the subject in bed. “Well, to be sure, L am John Smith.” “Well” said the interrogator, “how’s that? I am John Smith. "Certainly,” was the reply. “ 1 am perfectly aware your name is John Smith, and as you and 1 are the same person, it follows that my name also is John Smith. ” "What?” said the interrogating John Smith, “you and I the same iervon? That s al i gammon. ” “ You can just believe what you please about it." was the reply, "but l m your double. ” . The original John Smith had a sus picion this was true, for he felt as if something belonging to him was missing. $o he said: “Are you me, or am I you?” “Both,” was the reply. “You and I are both of us. lam the non ego and you are tbe ego. 1 am the objective, and you are the subjective. lam the ideal, and you are the material. lanrthe lieteron omy of will, and you are the autonomy of will. lam the noumenon and you are the phe-noumenon. I sin the uncondi tional. and you are the conditional, con stituting the non identity and the identity. lam the duad, and yon are the monad, and henceforth >ou st all be known as John Smith, the monat . ” “Well ” said John Smith, the monad, “that rather beats anything I ever heard of. upon my word I nev >r thought there were two of us. I erhaps now there are three of us. ” “Oh no, ” said John Smith, the duad, “that can not he, the triad only belongs to deity. You and lin ourselves constitute absolute totality. You are the substance, I am the accident. You are the cause, I am the effect. We to gether constitute the dogmatic realism, and the dogmatic idealism. ” “Is there anything,” inquired the monad, “categoric about us?” “Ah you refer lo Aristotle, ” said the duad. “Aris totle, who was he, ” asked the monad. “Aristotle,” said the 4 duad, “was one of the greatest philosophers and naturalists that ever lived. lJr. Johann Muller says he was the clearest intellect that ever illuminated the world; t ampanella stvles him Nature genius, the genius of nature; and St. .ierome, the t bristian. wrote of him. ae Miraculum mundi. the miracle of the world lie was horn at Stagira in the days of Grecian grandeur, was brought up at the court of Macedon, his father being the physician of King Philip. He was the tutor of Alexander the Great, and for twenty years the favorite pupil of Plato. He had every advantage of study, and according to Strabo tvas the first man who ever formed a library. So great was his genius that he controlled the opinions of tbe enlightened portions of the human race ‘ for years. He wrote many books —one called the Categories, to which 1 thought you referred When Alexander was boru, Philip wrote to the Stagirite: ‘I inform you 1 have a son I thank the gods, not so much for making me a father as ior giving me a son in an age when he can have an Aristotle for his iustrui tor. I hope you will make him a successor worthy of me, and a king worthv of Macedonia ” Here the duad l eased, and the monad then renmrked: “Considering that, you are the other half of me, you seem to lie pretty knowing, but I suspect that you got that out of some book. Hut let me ask you a question that requires no learn ing. 110 you eat or not’: for I assure you it is all 1 can do to keep myself supplied with tbe necessities for supporting life, and now that there are two of us. I fear on that score there will be trouble. ** “He easy,’’said the duad; “whatever you eat 1 cat, iu a spiritualized condition; remember that you and 1 are both of us. ” “Then, whatever you eat or consume you say is spiritualized. 1 like that idea very much. lam fond of spirits myself, so you must have a good time of it By the way." continued John tsmith, the monad, “for some time pjist 1 have been thinking, as you may know, being me, of marry ing tbe Widow Jones, but I don’t like this idea of there being two of us; my wife would be a bigamist. ” “Well, now, * said the duad, “you must abaudon the no tion of marrying the Widow Jones or any one else; I shall oppose any such an ar rangement. ” “I don't Intend, w said th« monad, “for you or any other man to dictate to me in a matter of that sort; I’ll give you to understand I have a will of my own. ” “ Probably so, ” said the duad; “every man thinks he is con scious of a power to determine, in things which he conceives to depend upon his determination. The determination to do or not to do something which we con ceive to be in cur power, is called will, but probably it would be well enough to bear in mind this fact, as Mr. Buckle says, that when we perform an uotion we perform it in consequence of some mo tive or motives, that these mo*ives are the results of some antecedents, and as all an tecedents are either in the mind or out of it. we dearly see that all the variations in the results—in othorwords all the changes of which history is full, all the vlcissi ; Hides of the human race, their progress or their decay, their happiness or their mis ery—must be the fruit of a double action —one of external phenomena upon the mind aud another of the miud upon the phenomena. ” John Hniith, the monad, was so put out with this philosophy that he determined to get rid of his spiritual self; who was lyiug so composedly in the bed. He sud denly jumped up from his arm-chair, went to tiie sideboard, poured out the last contents of his bottle into a glass aud drank it down, and proceeded to throw aside his robe de chain ore preparatory to dressing. He was somewhat surprised to see his double instantly spring out of bed. proceed to the sideboard and go through the process of pouring out liquor and drluking it down, although he himself had already drained the bottle; but when he saw the'duad smack liis lips he stood in admiration and almost wished he were a spirit himself, so readily could he sup ply himself, he thought, from an empty bottle. )ie proceeded to d ress himself ■ aud saw that his double had thrown aside his robe and was dressing also. John Bmith, tbe mohad, seeing this, -endeavored to dress In haste, so that get ting dressed drat he would run out of the door, and shutting it quickly, would shut up the duad, aud thus get rid of him. It was a failure An h« jruabed out. and Herald. slammed the door, he found the duad by his side ready dressed. He strode down the street with the duad close upon him. He made directly for a drinking saloon, and so rapid were his movements that every one who saw wondered, but none saw the duad. John Smith, the monad, entered e saloon, and he treated the crowd, atn % he had never been known to do bef * In fact, he had never before treated so much as a single person, and therefore his friends recognized that he was under some unusual inJuence. He kept his eyes on the duad, and noticed that whenever he drank the duad drank also. Turning to the duad, he addressed him thus: “See here, the first thing you know you will be druuk. ” As no one saw the duad and, as Smith's face was in the di rection of his friend lfobinson. all thought be bad addressed that individul, aud there was a laugh. He kept ou treating and drinking, aud finally had the satisfaction of seeing the duad drunk, never suspect ing that he himself was drunk—so drunk, indeed, that bis friend Robinson found it necessary to take him home, and the burden of his talk was as follows: “Ego non ego hie ab solute subjective consciousness —hie —objective—knowable—nic. i. go cogito —tree will—'hie—necessity—ergo sum. ” “Some?” said Hobinson. “ omeof what?” “First cause, ” said be. “I reckon it was brandy, ” said Hobinson. bmith con tinued. “.\oumenon—Kant.” “Can't what?” said Hobinson. “ i iato. ” “Flay to what?” said his friend. “Cognition,” said he, and by this time he was put to bed, and he went to sleep, aud if he did not sleep the sleep of the jiwt it was at all events the sleep that folioweth deep pota tipna <»n the following morning when he awoke lie found that he had arrived at full consciousness. He looked around for the duad aud was glad not to see him, and swearing off then and there he ever afterward remained a sober man. and finally, notwithstanding the duad and his quotations from .Mr. Buckle, he proposed to the widow aud was accepted. ” Steam Whistles. IC'tiicasfo Herald.; The locomotive whistle may be termed the forerunner of all the steam whistles. They are all constructed alter that one pattern. It consists of a cock opening by four side holes into an annular cham ber, wheuce the steam escapes through an annular a; erture. about one sixty-fourth of an iuch in width, striking in its exit the edge of a bell fi ,ed by a stem to the cock, whereby the sound is'produced. The edge of this bell is about one-thirty- of an inch thick, and should be ex actly over tlie openings so that the issuing steam impinges directly upon it. The metal, in order to produce an artistic sound, should be of the same composition as clock bells. If these details of arrangement and size are strictly' adhered to, and tlie size of the whistle is calculated to a nicety in relation to the steam t ower operating it, a fulf, rich sound can be produced, as a few steam organs or calliopes still in existence amply demonstrate. Hut inasmuch as steam whistles are simply matiers of util ity and not constructed with a view to the harmony of spheres, they emit the most excruciating souuds the most hideous and dominant in all the car piercing noises produced in a great city. Felting Trees with Dynamite Kxeh»*ng:e.] Forest trees are now felled with dyna mite. A cartridge of the explosive su!>- stance is placed in a channel bored di rectly 'Under the tree to be operated upon, and when exploded the tree is simply forced up bodily a"d falls intact on its side. In most instances it is found that the tree is not fractured by the force of the explosion; a large nroportion of wood at the base of the trurk can be utilized which is uow lost. For clearing forest properties this method is admirably adapted, as it brings up the root of the tree at the one operation, and dispenses with the tedious and costly process of grubb'mg the roots of the fehed timber. A Highly Educated Chimpanzee. [Dr. Brehm in Popular Monthly.] I was once the owner of a highly edu cated chimpanzee. He knew all the friends of the house, all our acquaint ances, and distinguished them readily from strangers. Every oue treating him kindly he looked upon as a personal friend, lie never felt more comfortable thau when he was admitted to the fam ily circle and allowed to move freely around, and open and shut doors, while his joy was boundless when he was as signed a p ace at the common table, and the guests admired his natural wit and practical jokes. He expressed his satis faction and thanks to them by drumming furiously on the table. In his numerous moments of leisure his favorite occupation consisted in investi gating carefully every object in his reach. He lowered the door of the stove for the purpose of watching the tire, opened drawers, rummaged boxes ami trunks, and played with their contents, provided the latter did not look suspicious to him. How easily suspicion was aroused in his mind might be illustrated by the fa; t that, as long as he lived, he shrank with terror from the common rubber ball. Obedi ence to mv orders and attachment to my person, ami to everybody raring for him, were among his cardinal virtues, aud he bored me with hi* persistent wishes to ac company ma He knew perfectly his time for retiring, and was happy when some one of -us carried him to the bed-rnom like a bab .\ As soon as the light was put out he would jump into the bed and cover himself, be cause he was afraid of the darkness. His favorite meal w'as supper with tea, which he was fond of, provided it was largely Bweetened and mixed with rum. lie sipped it from the cup, and ate the dipped bread slices with a spoon, having been taught not to use the lingers in eating; he floured his wine from the bottle and drank t from the glass. A man could hardly behave himself more gentlemanlike at table than did that monkey. TK« Barber on (•■mblem’ Superstition*. [Chicago Herald.] “Now, to tell the truth, just between yon and I and the door. 1 don’t believe cocoanut oil will apy more make hair grow on a man’s bead than it will on the palm of his band, but it s good medicine for the spirits. That’s the place to help a man. Make him feel good in his mind ami he’ll get along the other way. That’s the way with the gamblers. They take more enjoyment nursing their super.sti tions than in anything else. Do you know I’ve seen the hoys follow a noted gambler in lute and sit around? Well, 1 have. They didn’t want a shave, oh, no! They’d wait till the man shaving him W'as through, aud then there’d be a jump for the chair he .just got out of. You see, they think he’s so lucky everything he touches turns to gold, and that if they can shave right after him they'll get some of his luck. They'll follow a man that's hit the bank heavy in the same way'. “Some gamblers want to shave on Fri day. Others won’t shave on certain days —their uulucky clays. Once I got a black cat to chase the rats out of the bath room. but I had to lire him or lose my gambler customers. For more than a year we used to open up shop at 3 o'clock in the morning once a week to cut a cer tain sport's hair. Oqcc down east he had hts hair cut at that time of the morning, and he made a big win immediately after. Then he wanted his hair cut every time at the same hour. It cost him $5 a week, but he did have good luck. Where is he now .' out at the RridqjveU, poor fellow. His luck turned. Now the next!” An Ohio Man’s Discovery. [Washington Oor. New York Graphic.) Representative Warner, of Obio, ■bowed me the other day a thick steel plate, which he had just been exhibiting to the presideut and Secretary Whitney. The plate was two full inches thick and of tool steel, and was perforated with a number of smoothly bored holes. Wrapped up with the plate was a three inch polished steel cylinder, about three-quart ers of an inch in diameter, pointed in a sharp cone. The point was unturned. Yet this was the ball that had penetrated the plate when tired from a gun made by x blacksmith under the new Kastman method of discharging gun powder. Kast man is an Ohio man, and has been work ing on the problem of the greatest initial velocity to projectiles for years. Now he claims to harve solved it. aud has enlisted the sympathy and admiration of Gen. Warner. An attempt will no doubt be made to iutroduoe it into the navy. Mormons’ are growing cotton on irri gated lands in southern Nevada “Hankey’s Folly.** [Foreign Letter.] The Queen Anne mansion, in London, which is intended to meet the growing preference for flats which prevails there and in Paris, is abi * caravanserai about thirteen stories high, and with sums hundreds of rooms. It was buJt by a wealthy man named Han key, and it is often called “ Hankey’a Folly. H He spent a vast sura of money on the undertaking, and when it was finished so was he A number of M. P.'s aud actors have re sided there. Among the latter was Dion Itaunfnault TRUSTED A TRAITOR. TRUE INWARDNESS OF THE LONDON HORSEWHIPPING SENSATION. . How » Prominent Britisher Repaid Hos pitality—Ruin and than the Mad* house—Villlanous Treatment of a Betrayed Girl. London, Aug. 14.—The names of the principals in the sensational horse-whipping affair in this city Wednesday are now pub lic property. The gentleman who wielded the stick was Mr. Francis, of Glasgow; his victim was Mr. Pearce, chief of the great Glasgow ship-building firm of John Elder & Bros., a married man and a member of Lord North cote’s royal commission on the depression in trade. Mr. Francis has told the story of his wrongs. ‘ 'This man Pearce,” he says, was once my most trusted friend, and our intimacy was of many years’ standing. Five years ago, when my daughter was a very beautiful girl of 17, the villain took ad vantage of bis familiar acquaintance at my house to accomplish her ruin. He per suaded her to secretly .ea*”* the school near Glasgow, which she was attending, took her to London, and established her in handsome private lodgings. At first he sur rounded her with every luxury ana gave her a regular allowance of $75 per week. All this Ume I was in ignorance of the fate or hiding-place of my daughter, and, after a thorough search, aided by shrewd detectives, I at last gave up all hope of finding her, and mourned for her as dead. But Pearce gradu ally tired of his victim, and her allowances dwindled down from $75 per week to noth ing. She managed to live for some time by pawning or selling her jewelry and ward robe, but finally she appealed to him in des peration to give her at least the means to keep herself alive until she could procure employment Her appeals became troublesome and he proceeded to get rid of her in the brutal and outrageous way which the English lunacy laws make only too easy for the rich ruffian. By fraud and force she was removed to a private mad-house, and confined there as an insane woman. It was while she was in this bedlam that I learned her fate, and I secured her release. Her doctors admitted to me that she was not mad, and had not been mad, but had been laboring under terrible mental excite ment, amounting to hysteria, when brought to the asylum. Afterward she had lapsed into a state of lestless, despairing apathy, and as the doctors did not know as she had any friends except the man who had had her confined there, and as her board was regularly paid, they had kept her at the asylum. I met Pearce accidentally. My wrong rushed upon my mind and almost blinded me with rage. I could have killed him where be stood with no more compunction than I would feel in killiug a rat or any other vermin. But I gave him a chance for his life. I offered to meet him in & duel on the continent. He re fused. i thrashed him until my stick broke in ray hand and the crowd rushed between us, when he escaped. Mr. Francis has instituted a criminal action against Mr. Pearce. The latter ex plained the difficulty to a reporter of The Pall Mall Gazette by .-aying that the charge of seduction was fal«e and that the whole thing was but a case of blackmail of a peculiarly bad kind. For this state ment Mr. Francis brings action. He says he thought Mr. Pearce had done him a wrong sufficiently cruel in betraying his daughter under the guise of friendship, without adding the insult of describ ing the family as blackmailers. Mr. Pearce is a rich Conservative, and had been selected by the Tories to stand as their candidate for GlasgowTn the coming elec tion. Mr. Francis is agentlemanof respect able social j-tandmg, and is a member of the government civil service, being an inspector of customs. THE GRANT MONUMENT. Commander- in-Chlef Burdett’s Views—A Washington Citv, Aug. 14.—Gen. Bur dette, comiutuider-in-chief of the Grand Army of tbe Republic, replies to ex-Presi dent Hayes in regard to contributions from the Grand Army of tbe Republic for the New York monument as follows: 1 note with concern that it still seems to you to be tbe duty of the authorities of the G. A. R. to encourage their comrades to contribute to the building of a monument at the grave of Gen. Grant in New York. 1 have been unable to bring my mind in ac cord with yours on that point The sta(e of the question betweeu us seems to be tnis: it being determined that the interment of the body of our late comrade shall be in a public park, under the control of the municipal authori ties of New York city, you are of opinion that tiie national monument which is to signalize for ail time the love and veneration of the whole people for their greatest serv ant should be erected over bis body in that place, aud that the means should be pro vided by voluntary subscription of the peo ple, the G. A. R. participating as subscrib ers to and chief promoters of the fund, its splendid organization being utilized for aid ing and pushing -.he contributions. On ths other hand 1 hold to the opinion that the G. A. R. will desire first of all to erect its own dis tinctive monument to our comrade, not at a great co.t but for that purpos.* raising only such sum as composed of the equal contri butions of each individual comrade shall be within the reach and the glad gift of the poorest. The national monument to be erected should be of such proportion- and cost as to ba beyond the reach of private benevolinee, and of right and propriety ought to ba ordered by the congress of the United States and paid for out of the na tional treasury. How They Feel in the South. An. ANT A. Ga., Aug. 14.—1 tis felt in many places in the south that the monu ment to Gen. Grant should assume the dual character of a monument to Geu. Grant and Gen. Lee. Dr. J. B. Hinckley, of Georgia, one of the l>est known surgeons of the army of northern Virginia, subscribes SSOO for tbe purpo-e, and calls upon the proper au thorities in New York to give the matter this shape so that Confederates may join in. Let No Guilty Man Kscape. Washington City, Aug. 14.—Assistant Attorney General Bryant, of the postoftice department, says that William Simpson, the defaulting postmaster, who abscon led some time time ago from Louisville, Colo., has been captured by one of the new postotfice in poctors. Simpson is -mow detained at Denver on a charge of embezzlement. The evidence of hi- guilt i- complete, and the misappropri ated money ha-, been recovered. The United State • attorney in Colorado propo es to prosecute the case vigorously, as the postal service in that region nas been much scand alized through the maladministration of some postmasters. Lrrrr.E Rock, Ark., Aug. 14.—David Huntonaul Samuel Smiley, cousins, quar reled Wednesday at their home in Chicka saw nation. Hunton drew a pistol and fired, killing Smiley. The murderer attempted to escape, but was pursued aud killed by Smiley’s friends. Misdirected Genius. [San Francisco Examiner.! Consul (to stowaway who had been brought before him) —You have just been discharged from prison in Hong Kong, and 1 believe it was not the first occasion! Stowaway—l had that misfortune, sir, but look ye here, sir [raising bis voice), it s a *ard case. 1 can dance a jig on a cellar-flap from morning to night. I'm tattooed all over; I can toon in all creation—but yet I can't make a living. It s a ard case, sir! An Interesting KxhihlU [Foreign Letter.] One of the most attractive objects ex hibited at Turin during the late exposition was a burgh of the media val age, to gether with its little town, constructed with the most painstaidug fidelity. All the buildings and rooms were, down to the smallest detailß. constructed according to historical account, aud exhibited do mestic life and trades of the fifteenth cen tury. _ Sweeping Out. Fashionable wife— Did you notice, dear, at the party last evening, now grandly our daughter t iara swept Into the room Husband [with a grunt)—t.h, yes, Clara can sweep into any room grandly enough, but when it comes to sweeping out a room, she isn't there. Alfalfa roots In California have been known to pecf. v .rate fourteen feet toward the center of the earth. Hml the Courage of Hi* Conviction*. Lakaykttb, Ala., Aug. 14. —William Al lansou, of Pishabse Falls, was bitten by A a large rattlesnake ou (Sunday. Whisky was the only remedy at hand, but as Allan*on had Identified himself prominently with the prohibition movement be declined to take it He died in great agony. An Uaknown Identified. Kxw York, Aug. 14. The body of the man who dropped dead at the piano of the Ply moth Kook, ou (Sunday, was identified at the morgue. Wednesday, as that of Frank A. Haskell, of M Heath Water **r«et, New . ✓ Southern Idea. Chickasaw Justice. ESTABLISHED 1850. Esquimau Candv. fUeut. Schwatka In St. Nicholas 1 It would seem very strange, and per haps not rery pleasant, to my young readers to hear a tallow candle or the shin bone of a reindeer called candy. And yet these things may really be considered as Esquimau candy, because they would delight the children of the cold in pre cisely the way that a box of bonbons would delight you. Therg is a certain kind of watei fowl in arctic countries known as the dovekie. It is about the size of a duck, is quite black, has a prominent white stripe on its wings, and its web .ed feet are of a brilliant red. When sitting in rows on the edge of greenish rock these little red feet are very con spicuous. Sometimes, when the men have killed a number of dovekies, the Esquimau women cut off the bright red feet, draw out the bones, and, blowing into the skins, distend them as much os possible so as to form pouches. When these pouches are thoroughly dried they are filled with reindeer tallow, and the bright red (packages, which I assure you look much nicer than they taste, are little Boreas’ candy. In very cold weather the Ksquimau children eat great quantities .of fat aud blubber; and this fatty food, which seems to us so uninvit- helps to keep them warm and well. The only other kind of candy that the Esquimau children have is the marrow from the long leg or shin bone of the slaughtered reindeer. Of this also they are very fond. Whenever a reindeer is killed and the meat has been stripped from the bones of the legs these bones are plat ed on the floor of the igloo and cracked with a hatchet until the marrow is exposed. The bones are then forced apart with the hands and the marrow is dug out of the ends with a long sharp, and narrow spoon made from a walrus' tusk. 1 have eaten this reindeer marrow frozen and cooked, and after one be comes accustomed to eating frozen meat raw it is reallv an acceptable tidbit; while cooked and nicely served it would be a delicacy anywhere. The latest Engines of Destruction. (Brooklyn Kaffir-.) Two Items of information on the same subject, but from iwo different parts of the world, merit a passing word. It is re ported that experiments with a new Nor denfelt mitrailleuse have been made in Vienna. The new gun, which is the in vention of M. Kous, carries with it an unusual capacity of destruction The other item of news comes from Marseilles, and says that Turkey has ordered in that town live new torpedo boats. The en gine of each boat is to be of 500 horse power, and two of the new Nordenfelts are to lie on the captain's turrets. Here we see two nations —Australia and Turkey—arming themselves with the latest, the most expensive and the most destructive engines of destruction, and these two engines are by Turkey to be combiued. The torpedo, which is to de stroy under the water or on the water, is to carry on its turrets the new Norden felts. And so human ingenuity, in its latest development, is to be used, not for human weal but for human woe The late Lord Beaconsfield said that Europe was “governed by sovereigns and statesmen, " and the result is that some of the richest resources of nations are made a curse rather than a blessing. It is questionable whether the peoples, if they governed themselves, would make mat ters worse. But what aggravates the evil is that the millions spent on war and pre- ! taring for war is everywhere in autagon sm to popular government and free in stitutions. A I'wp Into Nature’* laboratory. irhnenixville Messenger.) There is in the town of Phcenixville to day an exemplification of the operations of nature as displayed in the formation of coal, where it can be found in actual process of transformation from vegetable matter to a soft soapy carbonic substance, and the latter gradually changing to lignite and then again into soft coal of the bituminous form. Go along the Pennsylvania Schuylkill Valley railroad, between the first passenger station of that system and the new one. and you will find a fored of men cutting down the bank there eighteen or twenty feet high, and amid those rocks, perhaps three feet above the railroad track, you will ob serve a black seam. That black seam is a laboratory of nature. 1 rom above, before the Morgau house was removed and the surrounding bank, big trees sent their roots down through the soil and then through the crevices of the rocks till they reached the seam in question, which in time they tilled with roots and fibres. The trees above died and the rootsaaud fibres cou fined in the seam began to work, chemical change-took place, carbon was evolved, and coal was the result. The laboratory was opened by the building of the rail road before the slow process was fully completed, so that you can find rttere to day the vegetable and carbonized matter and lignite and coal altogether, proving, indeed, that the popular thought that coal grows is true. A Too Particular House. (Wall street News.] A man from Indiana who went to Chicago to buy a stock of groceries to start business, had but little ready cash, and was asked what security he could give. “Well, I did own a sawmill,” he re plied. “But you don't now?” “No, it was sold on a mortgaga I did have a farm ” “Is that gone, too?” “Yes, went on a mortgage. " “Got a home?” “That s gone with the rest, ” “Any wild lands:" “I had 1!)0 acres, but it’s gone. " “Then you really have no security. ” “Look a here, mister, “said the Hoosier, as he straightened up, “after a man has been used to doing a mortgaging business for twenty-five years he can t change all in a minute If a chattel mortgage on this stock ain't security enough for you I'll look around and find some house not quite so particular. ” • The Student in Engineering. (Exchange.; “Suppose,” said an examiner to a stu dent in engineering, “you had built an engine yourself, performed every part of the work without assistance, aud knew that it was in complete order, but, when put on the road, the pump would not draw water, what wou’d you do?” “I should look into the tank and ascertain if there was any water to draw, ” replied the student. Teachers’ Primary Work. (Wisconsin Journal of Education.] Primary work is discovered to have many attractions. For in a school of small children, government is easy and accomplished mainly by gentle means. There is, moreover, something very at tractive to a bright and intelligent young woman in the modern methods of teach iug young children. She is to be en tertaining. lively, fertile in new devices, to win the love aud admiration of a com pany of docile little children. Her work is almost entirely confined to the school room. There are no tiresome exercises to brooked over out of the school hours, no piles of dry examination papers to be read on Saturdays and in the evenings. In the intermediate and grammar gTades, ou the other hand, there are in tractable pupils to manage; the forces of evil in the child are gathering strength, and must be met with firmness, patience and wisdom. PMtonr’i Water Filter. It'hicago New*! The porcelain filter exhibited at the London international health exhibition last year is an apparatus devised by the laboratory directors of the celebrated Pas teur, aud has the merits of great simplic ity and of furnishing water absolutely tree from any possibility of organic im purity. Brie.iy, it consists of one or more porcelain cylinders, set in metal tubes two inches in diameter aud twelve inches long, the whole inclosed in a metallic case, which is attached to the hydrant. The water enters the space be tween the porcelain and metal tubes, and, percolating through the former, drains into an outlet pipe a water so pure as to be used by Pasteur in bis experiments. A Vnlfue Volume. A unique contribution is about to be made to French literature. The great w riters of France are each to contribute au unpublished work to a little volume which is to be sold for the relief of the unemployed of Paris. A Florida Bird Boost. There is a bird roost at Lake Gentry, in Brevard county, Florida, covering a tract of eighty acres, in which, it is estimated, over 7,000,000 birds gather every season. A Meatier DUeouiflted. [Loudon Fun.] He—Allow me to carry your parcel for you? Hhe—No, thank you, my man; but here Is 2 ponce, but don’t spend it in drink. _ _ ...... ;v£,---S V vt& WOMEN WHO WORK IN THE MARKET GARDENS OF THE SUBURBS. Qticago Gardeners Furnish Employment to 1,000 Poles, Bohemians, and Ger **“*»*—Physical and Mental Charac teristics Hope of the Future. (Chicago New*.] t Every morning from the beginning of seed time until frost comes and all the green things droop their Letß3s and die, ftilly 1,000 women go out to work in the market gardens in the immediate vicinity of Chicago, of these women are aged, some in middle life, and a few are still girls. The majority, however, are wives who have husbands unqualified to support their families, or. as is the case so often among the ranks of ignorant people, too dissolute or lazy to do so. They are without exception "foreigners— some Bohemians, some Foies, aud others Germans. They have been reared in the lfuid of their birth to farm labor, and know scarcely anything else. Their knowledge of housekeeping is limited, for the houses they have lived iu from in fancy have been but shelters little better than these given to cattle, and their means for home-making of the rudest kind, j They can make a greasy soup of pork and a bit of mutton or veal, prepare milk porridge, or boil a pot of strong, coarse cofiee. but there iheir skill in cookery ends. They cannot so much as bake a loaf of black bread They know, as a nile, no more of the ordinary simple de tails of housekeeping and home making than does the squaw whose home is a tee jee, or the gypsy who roams eight months of the year about the country iu a covered wagon. Many of them do not know how to cleanse their garments. When they indulge iu the process called "washing, ’ it is a mere wettihg that bears no resem blance to the genuine removal of dirt. In the winter time many of these women, •specially the Foies, would, be glad dur ing the long, cold months to do any kind of rough housework, but know not how it is done, •‘tan you not scrub the .floor?" asked the writer of a Polish woman iu midwinter, who stood in the small, low, fireles- joom, and wrung her hands in ndsery at the starvation which had her and her two little girls. “Scrub the floor, ” answered she in her strong native gutterals. stretch ing out her sinewy brown hands W’ith a gesture of despair, “1 can do nothing but dig in the earth and feed the pigs. ” • This is the story r of seven-tenths of all the women who work in the market gar dens. The Bohemians, and especially the Germans, are on the average more intelli gent in their ideas of thrift than the Foies. Those who have no avocation in the win ter manage to lay a trifle by over and above the payment of the debts* contracted in the winter and the summer's expense, with which, by dint of much pinching and such assistance as they obtain from the county, they maintain an existenre through the* year. A few can 'sew, and have learned the rudiments of tailor work. These make pants during the winter. All of them can knit, and the stout, coarse, woolen hose reaching about two thirds of the way to the knee, which they wear when they coyer feet or ankles with anything, are their qwu handiwork. The young unmarried foreigners who come to this country usually obtain do mestic work and soon learn enough to make their coudi'ion far better than it ever could be in the old world. But the woman who comes here with husband and children, who has had opportunity to learn only what the fields could teach, has scarcely a brighter outlook in life than she had at home. She goes earl}’ to her work and remains till fi o clock. All day long she is in the field, it matters not whether the rain falls or the hot sun’s rays 1 «at down upon her bead. Sometimes three or four women will make their way across the field and back, aghin apdagain, on their knees, pulling rp small weeds. They work thus for hours without once lilting their bodies from their cramped position They will scarcely exchange a word mean while. for ihey are not loquacious, i.ong years c ; f exposure, hard labor, and want have made them for the most part stupid, taciiurt;, and stolid. Sometimes they use the hoe, sometimes they sow seeds or put small plants, that have lieen starter! under glass, in the ground A portion of the women clean and bunch the vegetables read} for market. IS one of them are beautiful or have the slightest claim to grace or what is known as “good looks. ” Without exception they are square and ill shaped, and move with heavy, lumbering motion. Their faces are bronzed, and seamed with many lines. Their eyes seidonVwear any expression, not even that of sorrow, nor yet of expect ancy. ior themselves they live almost in the immediate present and neither hope nor dread. Of so little feeling do the> seem possessed that one is moved to won der why they should have sought a life in the new world no better apparently than the one in the old. Should the question be put to a dozen of these hard featured, sullen-looking women, as they bend over their work, if they were not quite as well off at home as they are here, they will al most with one accord, after they have stared at the questioner steadily for a mo ment, reply; “We may not be better off, but bye aud-bye our children will. ” The answer seldom varies. The market gardens stretch to the south, west aud north of the city. Cab bage is grown extensively to the south and southwestward, and its cultivation gives employment to a large number of women, l ettuce, radishes, onious, cu cumbers, spinach, andive and celery com prise the greater part of the garden crop grown close to the city. The larger veg etables are raised farther in the country. Several crops of each of the smaller veg etables are successively while sum mer lasts. Ti. first crop of spinach, let tuce and radishes are grown under glass, spinach being put in in the autumn. Thus some of the garden women here work the entire year. These workers have been thoroughly trained, and their services are more valuable than those of an ordinary field laborer. President Webb, of Mississippi col'ege. was interviewed by a young mau who wanted to go to school “Weil, ” said tbe president, " what do you know? ” “Noth ing, ” was ( the reaponae. “Well you are just four years anead of some of the other pupils. It takes them four years to learn what you know to start with. Your proa pects are fine, sir. ” . Chicago Ledger: Knowledge gives power; power gives wealth, and wealth bestows about everything desirable ex cept good health aud an easy conscience. National Live Stock Journal: There is a simple bliss that follows in the wake of frugal and careful habits of life, which even wealth cannot buy. “Jim Smith is a coi age-built man. ” “What kind of a c an ts that?” “The mau with only one story is called a cottage built man, and Jim has only got one. ” “You say you know Sallie Jones?” “Yes. ” “Is she homelier than her sister Mary?” “Yes. She's bigger. ” A very large majority of the advertise ments for drug clerks in the English pa pers insist that the young men shall be tall. New Orleans Picayune: The man who has nothing to say unfortunately the man who is always talking. Rockford, 111. Aug. 14.—Judge Brown discharged Charles Colby, the deserter from Camp Welter, from the custody of CapL Lohr, the officer who had him under arrest. The discharge was ordered because the order of arrest gave no indication of cause, and there was no offense charged. Colby immediately bid and cannot be|found by the military. The islands along the north Pacific coast arc mostly the tops of sunken moun tains, and vessels of heavy draught can get comparatively close to them—so close that, in sailing along the shores in a large steamer, one can. oy the aid of a good field-glass, distinguish most of the kinds of vfild flowers growing on the rocky shor£& These channels are so narrow, aud yet so deep, that one can sail through them for days and weeks, aud thus dis tinguish the flowers on either side. A Cuinm.rcl«l Point. [Phibulelphi* Call.) Small Grocer—Yes, I do more business in the winter than in the summer. Customer —liow do you account for that* 1 eople have to eat all the year round. “Well, you see. folks just run in for one thing, but if they stay long enough they see other things they want. “ “ Yea r “Well, in the winter the molasses runs so slow they always have lots of time to look around " The Mule of the Miue. The mine mule is the least enviable of «4i useful beasts. He neter leaves the mite after he goes iu, except perhaps in his old age to be 9hot, anil is a patient, hard working, deeply abused animal His only recreation is kicking. Kutrkle iu I ruguay. Suicides may not 1® reported in detail in the I'ruguayan papers under penalty of a heavy tine; The theory of the authori ties is that publicity suggests imitation. Flatterers only lift jt man up, aa it is said the eagle does the tortoise, to 4M something by htofeU. Four Years Ahead. Times.] Cottage-Built. [Detroit Fr* Press.; More of Her. ll’uclr. | Must 1 e Tall. That Itockford Deserter. Along the Facifle Shore. fl lu-ilk- Coast Latter.;