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THE HERALD Olrcuifciion Nearly Three Thousand. FCBLIBHKD BT The Herald Printing Company. At Two Dollars Per Annum. OSKALOOSA. : v IOWA: Deoember 13,1888. Weather tor *B9. In Sunday’s Bur lington Hawkeye. Prof. Foster fore shadows for 1889 thus: “Beginning in December of this year we will ex perience the most severe storms and extremes of weather It will be a year of tornadoes, floods, blizzards and drouths. No general drouth is ex pected, but general and sudden ex tremes of weather. ThjeGrip Grabbers.— The annual meeting of the lowa State Traveling Men’s Association was held at Des Moines. The address of the President, Mr. 1L B. Hedge, showed that the or ganization had grown in membership during the eight years of its existence, from eighty to 1,055. During the past year there were ,118 1 new members added. The association has a benefic iary attachment for the benefit of members who meet with accident in the discharge of duty, an exception be ing made in case of base-ball players. Played Them As “Suckers.”— The Albia Union says: “A lady of prepos sessing appearance and a glib talker struck Albia a few days ago. Her mis sion was to sell books, and to secure subscribers, she threw in some pieces of new sheet music. Many names went on her subscription book, because the books were so cheap you know, and then so many pieces of the new sheet music were thrown in, and a por tion of the purchase price was pa’d in advance. The lady has gone, the books and music have not come, and now some of the ladies in town.are just swearing mad, and declare they will never let another strange lady darken their doors. And the book store men just laugh out loud." Eat Onions.— An exchange says: “A prominent physician was seen buy ing a barrel of onions, and, being guyed about his purchase, said: *1 always have boiled onions for dinner for the benefit of my children. I like onions too. They are the best medicine I know of for preventing colds. Feed onions, raw, boiled or baked to the children three or four times a week and they'll grow up healthy and strong. No worms, no scarlatina, no diphthe ria where children eat plentifully of onions every day.’ Another distin guished physician confirmed the fore going statement, adding: ‘I couldn’t give better advice, no matter bow hard I might try.’ ” Stay in lowa.— Verily the soil of lowa is prolific and inexhaustible. In 1850, Mr. James Clark, residing six miles northwest of this city, broke the wild prairie for his farm, and every year since that time has raised thereon a crop of grain. This year the land broken in 1850—thirty-eight years ago —yields sixty bushels of corn to the acre, and of as good if not better qual ity than it ever yielded before. While many of our former citizens are starv ing in Kansas, because of failure of crops continuously from year to year, lowa and Marion county turn out mil lions upon millions of bushels of grain every year. Stay in lowa where there is always plenty and to spare. “Why leave these fertile fields to feed and batten on that moor?”— Knoxville Re porter. December Storms. —Prof. Foster thus predicts: “Mercury passes the equator of the sun December 12; the moon passes the earth’s equator De cember 11, and a storm will be due on the latter date. From the 11th to the 17th will be a period of great storms— that is, above the average, the princi pal dates of the period for this longi tude being December 11 and 16. The next succeeding storm date will be December 22. The planetary influ ences are: Venus equinoctial the 22d; the earth crosses the sun’s equator De cember 10-19; the moon crosses the earth’s equator December 25. These combined and powerful planetary events will, in our opinion, and accord ing to all past observation and exper iences, cause some very bad weather and fierce storms during that period, list to 29th, the principal dates for the Mississippi river line being within twenty-four hours of sunset on the 22d, 25th and 28th.” Will Come.— The Ottumwa Press of last Saturday has an interview with Mr. Geo. R. Lee, editor of the Belle Plaine Union, in which is the follow ing bit of promise for Oskaloosa. Said he: “The Chicago & Northwestern railway company is going to do some thing near the city next spring. All their implements and engines that were beiug used on the eastern branch have been stored away in Belle Plaine, and quite a lot have also been brought in there from the west. All their men and teams are quartered there, or near there, and from what I am able to learn they are going to put in a donble track between Belle Plaine and Stark, and from thence to Oskaloosa, in place of Mnchakinock, as they now run. Now what you Oskaloosa people want to do is to treat them white, and you will have a first class new railroad in your city.” This come without price, and we believe it is true. Some Shucks.— The Montezuma Dem ocrat vouches for this: “William Thia isalie, living in the neighborhood o. Nowhere, in this county, is the best corn-busker in the state up to date. On the day after the election he went into the field at exactly 7 o’clock, and, after taking a chew of tobacco, commenced shucking. He worked leisurely and stopped one hour for dinner. He quit work at 6 o’clock and found that he had cribbed 387busbels of corn dur ing the day.” And comes the Wiufield Beacon: “Some time since we pub lished an account of swift husking by Cbas. Hoicum, this gentleman actu ally husking and cribbing 125 bushels of corn in a day, and we doubted if this record could be broken; but now comes the word and authenticated too, that £<L, son of Wm. Skinner, residing north-east of this town, did, with his own two hands, husk and put in the crib, in one day, 135 bushels; the same being weighed, so there was no guess work about it” How to Select.—Some one who kno»e all about orangee says the wont losing ones are often the best. The richest and sweetest oranges that come in the market are the black or rusty* coated ones. The finest looking oranges in the box are usually the wont All their quality is in the skin. Good ones are always heavy. This is because the skin is light and they are full of good meat and juice. Thick-thinned oranges are usually dry because the skins ex haust all the juice. Oranges are al ways better after a slight frost Man darin and Tangerine oranges are brought from China and Tangier*. They are called the kid-glove fruit, be cause they can be eaten without soiling the gloves. Those who like a sour or an** should try and pick out a pale skinned one. The Florida orange crop this year is estimated at boxes, which. somebody food of figure* calculated, will give ten to each person in the United States. More Bets.— Here are some of the silly things men who were silly enough to bet on the election will have to do: A temperance lecturer in lowa is to get gloriously drunk on gin. A stu dent at Linooln, Nebraska, will sit on the college tower all day on the 4th of March. An Ohio man will wear a petticoat on the street for three months. A Cincinnati man will eat a roasted crow before the leading ladles of the city, if the leading ladies have no more sense than to stand and watch him. An Omaha man will attend a high toned party with his coat on wrong side out and the back in front. A Methodist deacon will play poker in the street with a noted gambler. An Indiana man will turn twenty sum mer-saults in the street every day for three weeks, and another will drive a cow and a mule to his thousand dollar carriage. lowa Cities.— Taking the vote oast in many of the cities of lowa at the last election and multiplying by five which is the general rule, it gives the following population: Des Moines Council Bluffs Cedar Rapids Clinton Marshalltown ;•**& Waterloo J-®*® Fort Dodge Mason City Chariton *|,A>6 Belle Plalne Waverljr 2,910 Clartnda 2,806 Toledo 2,636 Algona 2,600 Shenandoah 2.446 For Christmas. —An exchange in a lengthy article giving a description of the new and handsome articles suit able for holiday presents closes thus: “Here are some pretty trifles that are being made by women who cannot afford expensive Christmas presents, but who can offer some dainty bit of their own handiwork as the most charming of all gifts. A satchet is made of white linen duck, painted with heliotropes or violets and filled with sachet powder of the perfume of the flower painted on the outside. It is twelve inches long and eight wide, fringed at both ends and tied around one end with a ribbon and bow of lilac, ribbon to match the painted flowers. A very pretty little square sachet shows white satin ends and pink satin sides over which is a square of bolting cloth, hand painted with daisies. The edges are cut in small squares and gilded. Across one end is tied a narrow pink satin ribbon with a tiny bow, on which is painted in gilt letters “Merry Christ mas.” Novel sachets for boxes of let ter paper are in cardboard tied up in envelope form with tiny ribbons, one side handpainted with flowers and the other addressed with a painted stamp and post mark. Another square sachet in duck is painted with clover blossoms and with a bow of pink satin ribbon in one corner.” Beacon Schools.— The 3d month ending Nov. 30 has been one of most satisfactory work, although various circumstances have interfered with the attendance.... The room in charge of Miss Jennie Evans is the banner room in the matter of regular attend ance. This same room and also the Principal’s room have not had a single case of tardiness during the month. .... Miss Hartshorn of the primary has been sick for several days during the month, but her place has been well filled by Miss Cecil McDonald and Miss Lizzie Wilson. REPORT BY BOOMS. Principal's room, Leslie Needham, Principal Enrolled,37; arerage belonging, 33.4; average attendance, 27; percent attendance, 80; perfect In attendance, 7; percent of punctuality, too. Grammar Department, Miss Emma Beam. Enrolled, 36; average belonging, 38.3; average attendance, 34; percent of attendance, 89; per fect In attendance, 10; percent of punctuality, 98. Intermediate room, Miss Jennie Evans. Enrolled, 43; average belonging, 41; average at tendance. 39; percent of attendance, 98; per fect In attendance, 20; percent of punctuality, 100. Primary room, Miss Mary Hartshorn. En rolled. 66; average belonging, 48.8; average at tendance, 43.6; percent of attendance. 89.3; per fect In attendance, 16; percent of punctuality 90. COMBINED KEPOBT. No. enrolled, 176; No.! dropped, 24; No. re ceived, not by transfer, 1; No. re-entered, 19; No. belonging at date, 171; average No. belong- ing, 161; average daily attenaance, 143; per cent of attendance, 89; cases of tardiness, 10; No. i days absent. 745; No. neither aDsent nor tardy, 62; No. visitors, 12; No. of days taught, 18; No. | days present, 6325; percent of punctu ality, 99. Leslie Needham, Principal. lowa Railways.— The railway com missioners filed the first part of their annual report last Friday. The amount representing the roads in lowa is 8147,- 854,522 85. The total number of stock holders is 28,184. Those living in lowa 589, or one stockholder in forty-eight. The amount of stock reported owned in the state is 85,369,451.72, which is about one share in twenty-eight of the stock representing the property in lowa. Th) aggregate debt of the roads that form the lowa lines is $529,613,- 046.61, of this amount 8514,748,340.30 is funded debt, 814,764,706.41 is floating debt. Debt per mile is 834,126.91. The debt representing the roads in lowa is 8174,066,775.29. The gross earnings for lowa for the year ending Jnne 30,1888, were $37,295,58682; operating expenses, $26,296,163.63; net earnings were 810,- 998,422 90, or 81,317.88 per mile of roads reported operated; reported mileage, 8,346.31-100. The operating expenses for lowa were an increase over the former year of $2,144,173.21. The earn ings of lowa were a decrease of $234,- 143 80, or the decrease of net earnings from the previous year was for the state of lowa, $2,378,173.21. The pro portion of the equipment properly be longing to lowa is locomotives 1,324,- passenger cars 656, baggage, mail and express 281, box freight cars 20,279, stock cars 2,399, coal and platform cars 8,127,0ther cars 2,739. The total number of stations reported in lowa is 1,457. The roads pay out for personal services in lowa 816,235,348.31, or about forty three per cent of the entire earnings in the state. During the year 180 persons were killed on|the railroads in the state, ten were passengers, 101 em ployes and sixty-nine others. There were 723 persons injured during the year. Nineteen of the killed were killed while coupling cars, thirty-two fell from trans, ten while getting on or off trains, eight were killed while intoxi cated and thirty-six while trespassing on track. Two hundred and forty per sons were injured while coupling cars, sixty getting on or off trains. The number of killed is forty-eight more than during the previous year. —The Timet say* this: **Tbe Fisk prohibition vote in lowa was 3,576, an increase of 3.255 over the prohibition vote of 1884, which was only 320 This is s gain of 148 per cent over the Bt. John vote in, 1884." Yon do your friends an injustice. The gain is Uotf% per cent. Please your seats and study your number lesson, hoys. And yon will see that one per cent#* 32. Therefore, 3,256 is 1017* per cent of 320. You may be able, by reference, to get a few dates, in United State* History, correctly stated, but evidently your schooling in tbe science of numbers has been sadly neglected. » —They are calling “Hobart Elmers’ tbe mugwump of theology. THE HERALD: OSKALOOSA. MAHASKA COUNTY. IOWA. THURSDAY. DECEMBER 13, 1888. STAND BT THE UI.D QUAIID. The bluster raised by Gen. Palmer, of Illinois, and Gen. Koontz, of Indiana, about a partisan Grand Army has near ly spent itself already. This is not the first time such an attempt on the life of this organization has been made. A dozen or more times in the last fifteen years men have been moved to such faithless action by political defeat or unpatriotic motive, only to be prompt ly rebuked by overwhelming failure and personal shame, as will be the lot of these disturbers now. Nothing is more fixed than the written law of non partisanship in this grand old guard of veteran soldiers. This is not only secured by the written rule which reads: “No officer or comrade of the Grand Army of the Republic shall in any manner use the organization for partisan purposes, and no discussion of partisan questions shall be permitted at any of its meetings, nor shall any nom ination for political office be made;” but it is also secured by .the continuous and consistent policy of the order, which has never in any degree lent it self to partisan ends or been made the tool of political ambition. It has ad hered steadfastly as every honest mem ber knows, to the.legitimate work for which it stands, despite the occasional ly excited and even inflammatory de mands of a portion of its membership, and to-day in its career and formulated policy of the past;and present can bid defiance to criticism and slander, whether they come within its own ranks or from the outside. What a farce there is in the very name of a Democratic Grand Army of the Republic! And what a roaring farce is a Democratic Grand Army, with only Democrats eligible, organized as a security against partisanship! The name alone, ought to kill it beyond all hope of resurrection, and the name combined with the object is enough to make the cold types that print the words laugh outright in the columns of the Democratic press in which they appear. The Grand Army now has in its ranks a solid phalanx of over 400,000 men who have bared their bodies to rebel lead in defense of country, and risked life and health and all that is precious to keep the old flag waving at the gateway of the nation. As a body these men are expending from $250,- 000 to $300,000 every year in aid of their fellow comrades, who have grown faint and weary by the wayside from disability and disease. In every honor able way they are looking after the just claims of these men on the nation, and fostering the growth of loyal ideas in the generation that has grown to manhood since the war, and to whom those stirring days are only cold facts of history. All this, these scarred vet erans are doing for all comrades who are needy, regardless of political faith or affiliation, just as they unitedly fought for their country’s honor on southern battle fields then. Does any body who knows the spirit and heart of these men think there ever can be, in this country, more than one Grand Army of the Republic? Does any old soldier, who, in the grand army hall, or in the touching hours of a regimental reunion, or in the sacred march of dec oration day, has touched shoulders with his Democratic comrades and respond ed to the fraternal feeling pulsing through every fibre of his nature,— never caring to what party but only that he is brother and com rade in that relation more sacred than all but family ties,—does any such soldier question the fidelity and perma nence of these Democratic comrades in the cherished old ranks ? Only a few will go out at best; a few who permit disappointment and partisan feeling to dominate their better selves. But the old guard will answer the old roll call, until one by one taps are heard and the heart is stilled. IOWA STOCK UREEDERS. Extracts from Address of President John Mc- Hugh at lowa City eduesday. That the values of blooded stock have suffered a decline in 1888, as compared with recent years, is a fact regretfully ascertained in the conduct of the sea son’s business. But it is my belief that the sag in prices is only temporary, and the discriminating tendency resulting from increased offerings, will most as suredly tend to embrace in value the strictly meritorious animal. The control and manipulation of our beef product by a single firm with head quarters in Chicago and branches wherever needed to strengthen its of fensive policy, transportation com panies favoring this huge scheme to enrich the few at the expense of the many, combinations so conspicuous in detail, that the owner of cattle on a thousand hills as well as the eastern retail butcher, alike await the will of this giant monopoly and both are truly representatives of the blighting effect of that organized power that lowers at will the price of cattle in the west, while increasing the cost of beef to the eastern consumer. lowa cattle men have a direct interest in seeing these exactions, at least, curtailed, to the ex tent of securing a competitive market for their product. The terminal ex actions with our lowa hay and corn, returned to us 100 per cent profit, with yardage, shrinkage, cribbage com mission and other leaks, are well cal culated to test the patience and stay ing qualities of the producer, but when the net proceeds already diminished become a question of an individual conscience, things are not right and need immediate remedying. It is quite gratifying to note with each succeeding year the improvement made in the horses of the State, by the continued introduction of the best blood to be found in European coun tries. The energy displayed by the sev eral importing firms and owners of horse farms, is fast leaving its impress on the quality of our stock, but so long as it is possible to stand on the street corner of the average lowa town and note that three ont of every four teams which pass, are inferior looking and evidently without any claim to good breeding, just so long most our enter prising breeders and importers con tinue the work of exterminating the scrub. The natural increase of horses in our state being about 240,000 annu ally if it be true that 180,000 or even less, are from unregistered sires, bow many million dollars are yearly lost to the aggregate value of lowa stock by this penny wise and pound foolish operation ? The improvement in cattle as repre sented by the various breeds is not less marked than in other departments of our stock industry. In nearly every county of the State can be found breed ing establishments where the test of the different sorts common iu lowa may be obtained. Yet it is a matter of astonishment that men abundantly able to possess the best, who daily witness the wide range of price between grade and scrub steers, should longer continue to waste tbeir energies in producing the latter sort. The swine industry leads the march of improvement and rarely a specimen of the old pioneer bush rangers is seen in our markets. The price during tbe past year has been uniformly high and enabled a large number of our farmers to realize handsomely on their pork crop, thus helping to average well the season’s operations. Disease, somewhat local in its ravages, has appeared in different parts of the State, but it be comes evident that such plagues are less general than formerly, due in a measure to better sanitary precautions in hog management. The future of the sheep industry, both in our own State and the country generally, Is decidedly encouraging. Prices for choice mutton, especially for well-fatted spring lambe have been quite good during the past year, and the prospects of an increased consump tive demand augers well for the future of tbe skillfully managed flock. There are very few farmers in lowa whose premises will not sustain a small flock of sheep. And no more w holesome and nutritious meat food than good mut ton need be required and none so con venient for the use of the farmer who frequently requires fresh meat Often hsve I driven past our farms in mid summer and observed grass that had died out for want of a beast to eat it, yet not Infrequently the butcher's cart stood at the flutter’s door weighing out beef and mutton at a shilling per pound. In speaking of disease, it cannot fail to be a question of solicitude for men whose means are largely in cattle, to be Informed that the much dreaded scourge of pleuro-pneumonia still lingers in many sections of the country and is liable with all our safeguards, to be in our midst at any moment. It has been found impossible to awaken in Con gress that appreciation of the danger aud the enormity of the interests in volved, that would secure a fund suffi cient to meet any probable emergency. This and kindred associations should lose no time in urging upon Congress the necessity for providing such fund and thereby reduce the risk and anx iety of cattlemen. What is the best breed, is a question that cannot be settled. It is a a ques tion of soil, habits, tastes, markets and other circumstances, the question to be settled by each individual for himself, and not for his neighbor or the public. Rather a Soft Job. Neva York Tribune, There must be either a delightful de gree of elasticity about the act—passed as late as June 27, 1884—which pro vided for the new “Bureau of Labor,” or else there is a charming latitude in the interpretation of its provisions by Commissioner Carroll D. Wright. I hear of prolonged and pleasant trips to Europe and Asia on the part of special agents of this interesting Bureau, sala ries and expenses paid, for the purpose of obtaining data relative to divorces in foreign countries. I hear that one con scientious Government agent visited England, Ireland, Scotland and Wales, and then, by easy stages, pursued his important inquiries on the continent, by way of Faria, Berlin and Rome, where he wintered in the shadow of St. Peter’s. Then turning northward, this official pilgrim reached St. Peters burg, whence he journeyed in a south erly direction until he reached Con stantinople, Palestine and Jerusalem. This, without mentioning the inter mediate stopping places of minor in terest, makes up quite a pleasant and instructive itinerary, although the col lection of divorce statistics in the land of the Moslem would appear to be a work of supererogation, as divorces in that torrid clime are generally sup posed to be conducted, I might say, “secundum artera,” in a sufficiently brief and summary manner; the fair sinner being usually sewn up in a sack and consigned to the Bosphorus. Sds^D’ 1 St%e*S”?iess fJ£ m W pBCTLY > WdUnds,Clns, Swellings Supalycr d Permanently DRUGGISTS AND DEALERS. "Biz CHAS.A.VOGELER Co. BALTO. MD. Another shipment of coal from Ja pan, making the third since June, has been received in San Francisco. State of Ohio, City of Toledo, ) Lucas County, S. S. f Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he is the senior partner of the firm of F. J. Cheney & Co., doing business in the City of Toledo, County and State aforesaid, and that said firm will pay the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOL LARS for each and every case of ca tarrh that cannot be cured by the use of Hall’s Catarrh Cure. FRANK J. CHENEY. Sworn to before me and subscribed iD my presence, this 6th day of December, a: D. ’B6. A. W. GLEASON, [seal.] Notary Public. Hall’s Catarrh Cure is taken inter nally and acts directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Send fer testimonials, free. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O. HTSold bv Druggists, 75 cents. 16w4 A steamship arrived at San Francisco with 100,000 sealskins and a large numlter of other skins and furs, the value of the cargo being estimated at $2,000,000. If you waat a thoroughly reliable, time-tried remedy for coughs, oolds, bronchitis, throat or lung trouble, go to Green & Bentley’s drug store and get Dr. Bigelow’s Cough Cure; 50c, safe, and pleasant for children. A ship caulker ought to be a good musician, so that he might tell when he has the right pitch. CATARRH CURED, health and sweet breath secured, bv Shiloh’s Ca tarrh Remedy. Price 50 cents. Nasal Injector free. For sale by W. A. Wells & Co. 4 The last census of India indicates a population of 63,982,000. There are 6,000,000 more males than females. Facta Worth Knowing. In all diseases of the nasal mucous membrane the remedy used must be non-irritating. The medical profes sion has been slow to learn this. Noth ing satisfactory can be accomplished with douches, snuffs, powders, syringes, astringents or any similar application, because they are all irritating, do not thoroughly reach the affected surfaces and should be abandoned as worse than failures. A multitude of persons who had for years borne all the worry and pain that catarrh can inflict testify to radical and permanent cures wrought by Ely’s Cream Balm. 16w2 “What is the meaning of the word he roTasked a teacher in Boston primary school. “A man who hears well,” said a pupil promptly. WILL YOU SUFFER with Dyspep sia and Liver Complaint? Shiloh■ Vitalizer is guaranteed to cure you For sale by W. A. Well’s & do. 2 A learned doctor says that the reas on so many people are in ill health is that they eat with 1 their jaws instead of with judgement. Take all the sarsparillas, alteratives, bitters, and other preparations for blood, and you will find nothing that will satis fy you like Dr.. I ones’ Red Clover Tonic. Because it cures and is prompt, safe, re liable and pleasant to take. Fifty oents for bottles holding nearly a pint. Sold by Green & Bentley. A man has just been released from the New York Penitentiary after he had undergone thirty-three years of continuous imprisonment. Itch, cured in 30 minutes by Wool ford’s Sanitary Lotion. Sold by Green & Bentley. Druggists, Oskaloosa. 15m6 Joel Smith, of Leominster, Mass., at the conclusion of a speech in that town, a few days ago, remarked, “I must go, now," and then fell dead upon the floor. Don’t cheat an editor out of a year’s subscription or any other sum. Yon can save enough to pay his bills by using Dr. J ones’ Red Clover Tooio wheu you have uny blood, stomach, or liver trouble. You will probably save paying the doctor $lO. 50c, of Green & Bentley. Mrs. Grundy says there should be a “Society for the Prevention of Middle Aged Women Dressing Like|Gir)B.” THAT HACKING COUGH can be so quickly cured by Shiloh’s Cure. We Suarantee it. For sale by W. A. Wells ; Co. 1 About 700 tons of silver dollars are now stored in the new vaults of the Treasury Department at Washington. Keep your blood pure aud you will not have rheumatism. As s blood puri fier and alterative. Dr. Jones’ Bed Clover Tonic stands above all other re medies. It is gentle yet thorough in its action; pleasant and efficacious. A few dosea will prove its value. Price 500, of Green & Bentley. foolish claim in this sensible opinion: “Some of the Democratic papers of t bis district claim that if Weaver had been a “straight" and avowed Democrat, he would not have been defeated, but the election returns tell an entirely differ ent tale. Weaver received more votes than Cleveland, because the former was given almost tbe eutire Union-Labor vote in addition to that of tbe Democ racy. He might have received as many votes if he had made the race as a square-toed and uncompromising Dem ocrat, but It Is not probable.” If beer was cheap in his days, what made John Dryden. Aa Ostrich Raoe. At a command from the doctor one of the Madrasese keepers opened the doors of the pens, and iu response to the doctor’s call two superb ostriches came running to him. After caress ing the gentle creatures for a few moments he showed them a handful of figs, of which they were extremely fond. Two of his men then restrained the birds by placing nooses about their legs until he and myself had walked to the other end of the course. Then, at a signal from the doctor, the birds were released and the race began. It was a rare sight. Ornithologists tell us that the stride of the ostrich when feeding is from twenty to twenty-two inches; walking, but not feeding, twen ty-six inches; and when terrified from eleven and one-half to fourteen feet. It seemed to me that in this race for a handful of figs fn m their master these gigantic birds covered the last named distance at every stride. Like the wind they came, their great necks stretched forward and upward to their utmost length; their wings, like arms,working with a motion similar to that made by their legs, and filling the air with a mighty sound like the rush ing of a whirlwind. Nearer and nearer they came, their speed increasing with every moment till I was almost ter rified lest they should run us down, feeliug certain that we could not with stand the shock. They kept well abreast for nearly half the distance, and then one began to forge ahead. He steadily increased his lead till within a few feet of us, when he turned his head, and seeing that his competitor was considerably in the rear he slack ened his pace, and jogging up to the doctor received his reward in figs and careresses.— Los Aneylee Letter. Rom la For Sal*. Bill Xye. “Owing to ill health, I will sell at my residence in town 29, range 18, west, ac cording to government survey, one crushed-raspberry colored cow, aged six years. She is a good milkster and not afraid of the cars—or anything else. She is a cow of undaunted courage, aud gives milk frequently. To a man who does not fear death in any form she would be a great boon. She is very much attached to her home at present, by means of a trace chain, but she will be sold to any one who will agree to treat her right. She is one-fourth Short- Horn and three-fourths hyena. Pur chaser need not be identified. 1 will also throw in a double-barreled shot-gun that goes with her. In May she gener ally goes away somewhere for a week or two and returns with a tall red calf with long wabbly legs. Her name is Rosa, and I would prefer to sell her to a non-resident.” Baoklen’i Arnica Salve. The Best Salve in the world for Cuts, Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever Sores, Tetter, Chapped Hands, Chilblains, Corns, and all Skin Eruptions, and positively cures Piles or no payment required. It is guar anteed to give perfect satisfaction, or money refunded. Price 25 cents per box. For sale by Green & Bent ley. A. Conish, a cigarette manufacturer in Plymouth, England, after eight months’ work, has a miniature of Mount Edgcombe House, the residence of an English nobleman of that name, and it is made entirely of cigarettes. He says be has put 10,000 of them together to make the toy. Eleotric Bitters. This remedy is becoming so well known and so popular as to need no special mention. All who have used Electric Bitters sing the same song of praise.—A purer medicine does not exist and it is guaranteed to do all that is claimed. Electric Bitters will cure all diseases of the Liver and Kidneys, will remove Pimples, Boils, Salt Rheum and other affections oaused by impure blood. Will drive Malaria from the system and prevent as well as cure all Malarial fevers.—For cure of Headache, Con stipation and Indigestion try Electric Bitters.—Entire satisfaction guaranteed, or money refunded. Price 50 cts. and SI.OO per bottle at Green & Bentley’s drug store. 5 If the ordinance is strictly enforced a dog’s life must be particularly hard in Waterville, Me. It provides that M no dog shall bark, bite, howl, or in any other manner disturb the quiet of any person,” on pain of death or punish ment. REASONS WHY. Why did men vote for Harrison, Cleveland, Fisk and Belva Lockwood ? They had beeD cured by using Moore’s Tree of Life. It will positively cure any case of Liver and Kidney troubles, Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Sour Stomach or Constipation, and all Blood Diseases. For sale by Green & Bentley. 501 y Oskaloosa, lowa. The legislature of Georgia, just chosen, contains a larger proportion of Soung men than any of its predecessors. everal members are under twenty-five, and a large number have not reached the age of thirty. Woman’s Belief. “Earth has no sorrow that heaven cannot heal,” whether arising from physical, mental, or moral sources. The promises and consolations of the gospel furnish abundant remedies for all spiritual or mental woes, and the Creator has stored, in the kingdom of Nature, remedies for every physical ail ment. For ages these remedies were allowed to lie dormant through the ignorance of mankind as to their uses, and for ages more but little attention whs given to remedies for the peculiar afflictions of woman, who was looked upon and treated as a slave by lordly, and then brutal man, and her suffering regarded with beastly indifference. In later times, science and Christian phil anthrophy have come to her relief, de vising remedies for her peculiar weak nesses, which have been combined in Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription, a remedy that cures the pains, aches, nausea, displacements, wasting and de bilitating afflictions to which sue is con stantly exposed. “Favorite Prescrip tion” is the only medicine for women, sold by druggists, under a positive ffuarntee from the manufacturers, that it will give satisfaction in every case, or money will be refunded. This guarantee has been printed on the bot tle-wrapper, and faithfully carried out for many years. Larius Smith, who died recently in Vermont, enlisted in the last war when be was sixty-seven. Th* Rarest of Combinations. True delicacy of flavor with true ef ficacy of action has been attained in the famous California liquid fruit rem edy, Syrup of Figs. Its pleasant taste and beneficial effects have rendered it immensely popular. It cleanses the System, cures Costiveness, etc. For sale in 50 cts. and SI.OO bottles by Green & Bentley. The superintendent of the Insane Hospitals at Mt. Pleasant.lndependence and Clarinda have redistricted the State. The Mt. Pleasant district in cludes twenty-eight counties, as fol lows: Lee. Des Moines, Lousia, Mus catine, Scott, Cedar, Johnson, Wash ington, Jefferson, Van Buren, Davis, Wapello, Keokuk, lowa, Benton,Tama, Poweshiek, Mahaska Monroe, Ap panooose, Marion Jasper, Marshall, Story, Poik,Warrren, Boone and Henry. Synap* of Fls* Is Nature’s own true laxative. It is the most easily taken, and most ef fective remedy known to Cleanse the System when Bilious or Costive; to dis pel Headaches, Colds, and Fevers; to Cure Habitual Constipation, Indiges tion, Piles, etc. Manufactured only by the California Fig Syrup Company. For sale in 50 cts. and SI.OO bottles by Green & Bentlev. The open polar sea is still an open question. The best on earth can truly be said of Griggs’ Ulyoeriuo Salve, which is a sure, safe and speedy oure for cuts, bruises, scalds, burns, wounds, and all other sores. Will positively cure pilos, tetter, and all other skin eruptions. Try this wonder healer. Satisfaction guaranteed, or money refuoded. Only ilfl*. Sold by Green & Bentley. A pint of whisky secures more votes in this country now than tbe p’nt of the bayonet, though it wasn’t always so. SLEEPLESS NIGHTS made miser able by that terrible cough. Shiloh’s Cure is the remedy for you. For sale by W. A. Wells A Go. • A Chicago man named Trombone has been aequited of murdar. EcJiiip fOMCMCg many Important Advantage* over all other prepared Foods. _ BABIES CRY FOR IT. INVALIDS RELISH IT. Makes Flump, Laughing, Healthy Babies. Regulates the Stomach and Bowels. Sold by Druggist*. Ssc., 50c., ttl.oo. WELLS, RICHARDSON l CO , iurunoton, VT. Baby Portraits. A Portfolio of beautiful baby portraits, printed on fine plate paper by patent pnoto process, sent free to Mother of any Baby born within a year. Every Mother wants these pictures; send at once. Give Baby's name and age. WELLS, RICHARDSON A CO., Props., Burlington, Vt. JiHf&Hvt. T» Omck,- Wiikh it the hest^OAP? iHe of 3004 houseKeepm who have Trieditsay owta(Dws w V 1 IFSaves Alohey, slr for cracKed hard nut-Hurr^h MKfAIRBANK S CO. CHICAGO. Chicago. ROUND * OAKS. Harfiware. Tin Roofing and Job Work! Prices Always the Lowest and duality of Goods Guaranteed. WE carry a complete stock of Hardware aud the finest line ot Stoves in the County, including the Garland Cook and the Original Bound Oak Heater. GIVE OS A CALL AND WE WILL DC YOU GOOD. Haw & McPherrin, 201 West High Avenue, GENERAL HARDWARE. Huber & Kalbaeh’s. We are exclusive Heavy and Shelf Hardware We do a Wholesale and Retail business, and buy in such quantities as to enable us to sell cheaper than parties buying in small quan tities. We are the exclusive agents for GLIDDEN WIRE. When you want Hardware Cheap, (not cheap hardware) come and see us, and we will guarantee satisfaction. HUBER & KALBACH. NORTHEAST CORNER PUBLIC SQUARE. CA mt AM UNACQUAINTED WITH THE GEOGRAPHY OF THE COUNTRY, WILL OBTAIN MUCH VALUABLE INFORMATION FROM A STUDY OF THIS MAP OF THE GREAT ROCK ISLAND ROUTE. (Chicago, Bock Island & Pacific and Chicago, Kansas & Nebraska Bye.) Its main lines, branches and extensions west, northwest and southwest include Chicago, Joliet, Ottawa, Peoria, LaSalle, Moline, Rock Island In ILLlNOlS—Davenport, Muscatine, Ottumwa, Oskaloosa, West Liberty, lowa City, Dee Moines, Knoxville. Winterset, Atlantic, Audubon, Harlan, Guthrie Centre, and Council Bluffs in lOWA—Minneapolis and St. Paul in MlNNE SOTA—Watertown and Sioux Falls in DAKOTA—Gallatin, Trenton, Cameron, St. Joseph, and Kansas City in MlSSOUßl—Beatrice, Fairbury, and Nelson in NEBRASKA—Horton, Topeka. Hutchinson, Wichita, Belleville. Norton, Abilene, Caldwell, in KANSAS—Colorado Springs, Denver, Pueblo, In COLO RADO. Traverses new and vast areas of rich farming and grazing lands, affording the best facilities of intercommunication to older States and to all towns and cities in Southern Nebraska, Kansas, Colorado, Utah, New Mexico, Indian Territory. Texas, Arizona, Idaho, California, and Pacific coast and trans-oceanic Seaports. SOLID FAST VESTIBULE EXPRESS TRAINS Of Palace Coaches—leading all competitors in splendor of equipment and luxury of accommodations—run through daily between Chicago and Colo rado Springs, Denver and Pueblo. Similar MAGNIFICENT VESTIBULE TRAIN SERVICE daily between Chicago and Council Bluffs (Omaha), and between Chicago and Kansas City. Elegant Day Coaches, Dining Cars, Reclining Chair Cars (FREE), and Palace Sleeping Cars. California Excur sions dally. Choice of routes to and from Salt Lake City, Portland, Los Angeles, San Diego, San Francisco, and intervening localities. Quick tims, prompt connections and transfers in Union Depots. THE FAMOUS ALBERT LEA ROUTE Suns superbly equipped Express Trains daily each way between Chicago, ock Island, Atchison, St. Joseph, Leavenworth, Kansas City and Minne apolis and St. Paul. The Favorite Tourist Line to the scenic resorts, and hunting and fishing grounds of the Northwest. Its Watertown Branch courses through the most productive lands of Northern lowa, Southwestern Minnesota, and East Southern Dakota. THE SHORT LINE VIA SENECA AND KANKAKEE offers fficUittea to travel between Cincinnati, Indianapolis, Lafayette, and Council Blufte, St Joseph, Atchison, Leavenworth, Kansas City, Minneapolis, and St. Paul. For Tickets, Maps. Folders, or desired information, apply to any Coupon Ticket Office In the United States or Canada, or address E. ST. JOHN, E. A. HOLBROOK, Genital Manager. CHICAGO, ILL. OttlttokatAfam Agent It’s Easy to Dye WITH Diamond Dy£3 | Superior Strength, I Fastness, Beauty, fj Simplicity. Warranted to color more good* than any other dye* ever made, and to give more brilliant and durable colors. Ask for the Diamond, and take no other. 36 colors; 10 cents each. WELLS, RICHARDSON & CO., Burlington, Vt. For Gilding or Bronsing Fancy Article*, USE DIAMOND PAINTS. Gold, Silver, Bronze, Copper. Only to Cent*. StoYas ni Tinware. THE LARGEST STOCK OF Can be found at RAILROADS This little girl cannot learn her lesson in time and is crying about it. The letters fly ing around her head are telling her what to do. What do they say? Fill the second blank with the same word as the first, omitting the first letter. He that wealth must be by dili gence. He found growing in the , of rare beauty. .AIRBAN. Chicago. I should like to have seen the on board ths . He a mountain whose top with snow throughout the year. Arrange the numbers from 1 to 81 so that the whole will make a magic square having the sum of its lines, flies and diagonals the same. Remove the marginal numbers and still have a magic square, and repeat the same process with like results until bat one number remains, which will be the greatest common divisor of the sums of the several squares. (a) Behead a town of Russian Toorkistan, and leave a jewel, (b) Behead a town of British Burmah, and leave a city of Italy, (c) Behead an isthmus near the Malay penin sula, and leave uncooked, (d) Behead a cape of Australia, and leave to be in debt, (c) Behead a river of West Australia, and leave pale, (f) Behead an island in the Malay archipelago, and leave a city of India, (g) Behead a town of British India, and leave a girl’s name, (h) Behead a fortified town of Spain, and leave a girl’s name, (i) Be head a large river of Europe, and leave a stone used for sharpening instruments. (a) Why is an elephant like a brick! (b> Why is the death of Socrates like a garret! (c) Why are weary people like carriage wheels! (d) What musical instrument should we always distrust! (e> Why are some great men like glow worms? (f) Why are potatoes and corn like certain sinners of old! (g) In case of an accident what is bettor thaa pres ence of mind; (h) Of what traders the sun? (i) What is queen of the rose, and why? (j) An old woman in a red cloak was crossing a held in which a goat was feeding; what strange transformation suddenly took place! (k) Why is a widower like a house iu a state of dilapidation? (1) If the good all die early, why are the bad like the pupil of the eye? (n) When do two and two make more than four? A clever Irish servant can answer two questions at the same time, when asked “What's o’clock and Where's the cold chicken?” if she replies, “Sure it’s ate!” The Highlanders did most execution at the battle of Waterloo, and this is accounted for because every man had “one kilt” before the battle began. The difference between an Irishman frozen to death and a Highlander on a mountain peak in January?—One kilt with the cold” and the other is “cold with the kilt!” A drunkard hesitating to sign the pledge is very like a skeptical Hindoo. He is in doubt whether to give up his jug or not (jug gernaut). No. 212.W T ord Syncopations: (a) S(hill)- ing. (b) Lav(end)er. (c) M(ass)eter. (d) Op(era)tic. No. 218. Proverbs Within a Maze: Com mence at A. the central letter. These pro verbs are here contained. A rolling stone gathers no moss. Too many cooks spoil the broth. A live dog is more to be feared than a dead lion. You cannot eat your cake and have it. Peace hath her victories no lesß renowned than war. No. 214.—A Bill of Fare: (a) Bouillon, (b) Black bass, (c) Woodcock, (d) Beefsteak, (e) Graham bread, (f) Parsnips, (g) Mac aroni and cheese, (h) Potatoes, (i) Succo tash. (j) Lemon pie. (k) Cranberries. (1) Tapicca pudding, (m) Orange ice. (u) Rai sins. (o) Almonds. 5a 210.—Pictorial Conundrum: “Why if a barber going from his own shop to that at another barber like one who sails around tit* world!” Because he goes from pole to pole. Not 917.—Vagaries: (a) IX; cross the I, it makes XX; (b) 0 6-0; (c) 792, six dozen dozen being 864, and half a dozen dozen being 72: (d) Eight cats; (e) Place the Roman figures on a piece of paper and draw a line through the middle of them and the upper half will beVIL let that cold of yours run on. You think it is a light thing. But it may run into catarrh. Or into pneumonia. Or consumption. Catarrh is digusting. Pneumonia is dangerous. Consumption is death it self. The breathing apparatus must be kept healthy and clear of all obstruc tions and offensive matter. Otherwise there is trouble ahead. All the diseases of these parts, head, nose, throat, bronchial tubes and lungs, can be delightfully and entirely cured by the use of Boscbee’s German Syrup. If you don’t know this already, thou sands and thousands of people can tell you. They have been cured by it, and “know how it is, themselves.” Bottle only 75 cents. Ask any druggist. 1 Rev. C A. Johnson announces that as a result of much study he decides that “injustthirtv-twoyeaisfrom now the electricity stored on the earth will come in contact with the heated mat ter inside and blow the whole world up.’ \Vh«u Baby was sick, ws guv* hw Castor!*, Wheu aba was a Child, aba oriad for CMtaria, Whau aba baoaiaa Mias, aba clung to Castor!*, Whan aha had Children, she gars them Cantoria, A crocodile tamer is the last king. in the animal-subduing world. His name is Peronnet. He is a citizen of Algiers, and is going to take himself and croco diles to Paris for the coming season. English Spavin Liuiment removes all Hard, Soft or Calloused Lumps and Blemishes from horses. Blood Spavin, Curbs, Splints, Sweeney, Ring-bone, Stifles, Sprains, tall Swollen Throats, Goughs, Ect. Save 650 by use of one bottle. Warranted. Sold by Green & Bentley, Druggists, Oskaloosa. liyl A great memory is oftentimes a great nuisance. A person with a gift or lan guage and a photographic recollection of details must have a rare judgment and taste not to be a bore in social intercourse. Mr. J. F. Wood, of Saylorville, lowa, cured two persons of neuralgia and a young lady of a severe attack of sore throat with a fifty cent bottle of Cham berlain’s Pain Balm. One of the per sons cured of neuralgia waa almost crazed with pain. For sale by Green A Bentley. No. 218.—CKanid#. My first is a revolver, though Others with it roundly go, Circles making one by one, Ending where it first begun; Ever turning, never changing, Steadiest when widest ranging; Recipient of mighty shocks, Secret home of cunning fox. My second makes the spirits flow Through its leugthy windings slew; Like a serjent twisting round Circled cylinders ’tis found; Creeping up at eventides, Mr whole in silence slowly glidea No. Sl#.— Runaway Letters. No. 220.—Omission*. No. 821. —Magic Squares. No. 222.—Geographical Beheading*. No. 223.—Enigma in Rhyme. Places of trust I oft obtain, And protect the house from vermin; I act as shepherd on the plain, And at fairs I’m shown for learning; In northern climes a horse I’m seen, And a roasting jack I, too, have been; Strange as it Beeins, it's no less true, That I eat on four legs and beg on two. No. 224. —Riddles. National Trait*. Key to the Puzzler. No. 215.—Poetical Enigma: A needle. DON’T Jtye Ipter Oeeap Is Published Every Day of the Year, and is the LEADING REPUBLICAN PAPER OF TEE NORTHWEST. Price, exclusive of Sunday, by mall, postpaid SB.OO per year Price, Sunday Included, by mall, postpaid 10.00 per year THE SEMI-WEEKLY INTER OCEAN. Is published on MONDAYS and THURSDAYS, and besides the news condensed from the it contains many special features of great value to those so situated that tfcsy oan not secure the Dally every day. The Monday Issue contains the eermons printed In The Dally tutor Ocean of the same date. THE WEEKLY * INTER OCEAN. 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In the political campaign that ended In the election of HARRISON and MORTON and THE TRIUMPH OF PROTECTION PRINCIPLES, no paper had more influence than THE INTER OCEAN. It has been first, lust, and always Republican, and during the campaign came to be recognized as the LEADING REPUBLICAN PAPER OF THE WEST. It will maintain this position, and will give special attention to governmental and political affairs. Remittances maybe made at our risk, either by draft, express, post office order, express orders, or registered letter. Address • THE INTER OCEAN, Chicago. Byron Undertaker We are prepared to conduct Burials in the most All Modern Undertaking Appliances Coffins, Caskets and a complete line of burial goods which are second to none. Our Prices wil be found the Lowest We have the largest and best stock of Fur niture in Mahaska county. BYRON S. HENRY. Residence 31li North Third Street. 2 AARON LEVI, THE 01 PRICE CLOTHIER WOULD LIKE TO SEE 10,0003 MEN, < YOUTHS < AND BOYS < Call on him and see what ho has to show them in the Olotliing LINE. OUR COATS AND SUITS FOR BIG AND LITTLE, AND THE PRICE SO CHEAP THAT TO SEE IS TO BUY. THE HATS AND CAPS ARE THE LATEST AND BEST AND AN ENDLESS VARIETY. FURNISHING -1- GOODS Of all kinds and description, Underwear, Gloves, Shirts, Mufflers, Neckties, Suspenders, Hosiery,Over alls, Etc., Etc. DO NOT FORGET, if in want of a Fine Suit made to order that I have the Largest and Finest Line of Piece Goods in the city and have the best Cutter and Workmen, and trim my Garments better than any one iu the county, and make them up in as short time and for as little money as equal quality aud workmanship is done for iu any place in the couutry. Try Me and See If It Is All So. RESPECTFULLY. AARON LEVI. Corner Market Street and First Avenue. S. Henry, and Embalmep. satisfactory manner. "xj •i