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Tlmo oi itrrlvnl nf trains ptmstiiw 'through (in (i departure if trwlu nriglimllnir nt Eartingtmi. EtWutlv,. .Sunday, July la IWtS Nintrit hound. N. a 7.00 a. in. K. 7" 8M0n. in. NO. IW 1 1 .40 ft. in. No. Ill . (tfi7 i. in. N. 40 7.07 . in. -N't. ft! 11.17 p. in. "MMTTII KlIlfNIi. N't. W .. I !0 ". 5f. IT. .... WJ ,. i Vi. 11. HVO . i '. 61 ... 1.27 mi. l?i. M 0.4) . in. N'n. Ml ...... tO.JH ,.. hi. JNnSUOflOAK TUArNto. WOlt'i'll HOITJfT). Net. 102 7 80 n. m. No. 1U4 11.20 a.m. .No. UHJ 11.00 a.m. No. 1.8 U.OR p. in. K.i 110 6.00 p. m. SOl'TIf llOC.NMt. 2i. !0;i H.10 a. in. No. lift lii.(H) a. ni. 2fo. 107 12.47 p. in. No. lol HJOp. in.. No. HI 5.00 p. in. I. C. R. R. TIME CARD Tim of departure of IUmioIh Cen tral trains Iwni Nortoiivillo, Ky. south notwi. No. 102. 1.28 p.m. No. 104 8.JU a. in. No. 122. local pii-a.l0.8G a in No. 11X5, local 1:28 p. -c SOUTH n n NO No. 101 4.o p.m. N. 103 1.48 a.m. sio. i2i, local pass, i.aap.m. No. U local fr't.. 8.40 a. in New Oliver No. 5 Sets Swiftest Pace Ever Known in Typewritor Selling. I'ou wnuderfu pew tuodcil. Oliver No. 0, bus takni tin market by Htorm Us riicoptiou by thepublio ban ox iceoditd inonthual- nsm anj thing we had dared to anticipate. Employers and stenographers alike have welcomed It as the 0110 machine that answers tin; multipli ed need of the hour. The err Is for Spnutit Spued! Speed 1 and tlio Oliver ruspomls. Tlio demand (or Durability w Ail ed bv the sturdy, Btuel-olud Oliver. Tor cull for a writing maclilne that will do many things and do each of then, equally well, tne Oliver answori with Its unexampled versa tility. its visible writing eaves the (train ou eye and brain. Its legibility louds beaaty to its work. Tho letters that bear tfie Ol iver Imprint are the letters that seen to speak. Oliver No. G fairly bristles with now and oxcluslvo time-and-saving featnros. We havo space to tnontlon only a fow of tho more liriportatnnes. Disappearing Indicator shows exact printing point. Ualanco Shiftlug Mouhauium saves operative eilort. Line Ruling Device is Hue for tabulated work. Double Release riouhlo conve nience. -Non Vibrating Baso luauies stabilttv. Yet with all oi thoBe ad deel improvements, wo havo still further simplified the Oliver by fusing brains with metal. Oliver No. 5 Ik a droam come true tho dream of Thomas Oliver crys talllzod into this wonderful mech anism of shining stool that embod ies very possible requirement of a perfect writing machine. Ask the. nearest Oliver acnt fur a Free Demonstration of Ollvor No. 0. Or Bond for Tho Oliver Book yours for a postal . The Oliver Typewriter Company, The Oliver Typewriter Building. Chicago. Ill Rheumatism I hTB found a trW and tested euro for llhmi tnatlunl Not a remedy thut will atralcMen th Olitortod llmbi ol chronic cripples, nor mm bony nh.R.-v ii flh Brain. Tint li lmDouible. nut I can now turaly UU tU pals and panin of fbUdeplorabladlieaw. ..... . ' in Otrmany with a Chyalj iu tte City pf DarmiUdt I found the lut IncredlenV with Which Dr. Bhoop't BheunuUo Remedy wan made k perfected, dependable prescription. Without lhatUtlnreillDt, I luccoufully treated many, Bcatea of Kheumatltm t but no w, at last. It unl. r cure all curable cases of this borotolnra dreaded disease. Thwe sand-lllce cranular wastes, found In Kheumatlc Blood tdemtodlssolT and pass away under tha action of this remedy aj i.w Ai Minr whu added to Dure water. And then, when aUsolrod. theea poisonous wastes freely pass from the system, and the cause of Rheumatism Is tone forever. Tber li now no teal need no actual excuse to sutler lonser with out help. We ull. and lu conOdenca mcommeml Dr. Shoop's Rheumatic Remedy 8old b 8t. Berns-d Mining Cn Store ii, oRPOflvrco Qruo Department. KILLthe cough and CURE the LUNGS o,,e WITH fci New Disnovary Fnn tfpycHs pmcic Rn A- Q.tY jh OLDS TrU ilallli Fse AK0 ALL THROAT AND LUH0 TROUBLES. GUAItATBilD SA'riKlTAttCOtSU ao aroNicv RE.w:r.i - iirrifimi""iin" JWIW I 7BtorV2C ! Hli Mug. i An Irishman wont Into a barber I shop, and was compelled to wait n Ion? time. When he finally cllmhod i Into a .chair, the barber asked him: "Have yoti a inns?" Yes," replied tho Irishman, "and I want you to bIihvo It gulolc." Atclilion fllolio. Stomach troubles would more quickly disappear If the Idea of uniting the ea ise, rather Ihaii the IT"ot. would come Into practice. A MOV, Inside, hidden nerve, savs Dr. "'Iiiiop. uoviTiis mill gives strength ft tliH stomach. A branch ty goes "Iih I'i'iirt. iini! noil to the KMueys. Wi.en iliii.. "iiinlde nerviV fall, Hi n the iirimiis nniut fuller. Dr. I Sunup's Kostorittive Is illrei'ted u-oitlenilv to MieKM falling nervps. VithNi IS hours after stiiftiiiK the It.-Hiiirnt ivo trciitmunt pattentH say ilieV realize a train. Sold by St. Bernard Mining Co., rneorporated. drug department. Australian Country Homes. In Hie Hlno nioiinlaliiH, three hours from Sydney, nro muny bountiful country Iiousob. mostly bungalows with wide verandas oil round, where Sydney people fly in February' and March to Ret away from the heat of tho city by the harbor. Makes Homely Women Prelly, No woman no matter how regular her features may bo can he callod pretty it her complexion Is bruit Orlno Laxative fruit Syrup aids di gestion and clears sallow blotched complexions by stimulating tho liv or and bowels. Orlno Laxntlyo Fruit Syrup does not nauseate or gripe mid is' tnilu and is pleasant to take. Remember the Orlno and lofuse to acoopt any substitute. Sold by St. Remnrd Minintr Co., Incorporated Durg Department. Manhattan's Dense Population. Manhattan 1b the most densely popu lated island in the world. It has a population of 99,150 persons to tho square mljo. Lett We forget Baby Ib restless, can't sleep at night, won't eat cries spasmodi cally. A bottle of White's Cream Vermifuge never falls to euro. Ev "ry mother should irivo her baby is pile and fretful, the mother dues not krtow what to do. A bottle of this iiiudlcino would bring color to his cheeks and laughter to hs eyes. GIvh it a trial. Sold by St. Rornard Drug Store, Incorporated - Where Public Is Protected. The laws of Italy aio h'rict with ro Knrd to thea ra and cln. sea. Every act or performance announced on tho piogram must ho given. An great ex aggeration by means of pictures la tended to mislead the public is pun ishable. A Card. This Is to cortify that all druggists aro authorized to refund your mon ey If Foley's Honey and Tar falls to cute vour cough or cold. It stops tho cough, heals tli" lungs apd tire vents serious results from cold, (hires la grippo cough ami prevouts pneumonia and consumption. Con talus uo opintos. Tho genuine Is In a yollow package. Refuse substi tutes. Sold by St. Rornard Mining Co., incorporated. Drug Depart ment. - -? Food for All th,e World. The nut trees of the worl'' rcnld. it is calculated, provldo food nil tlw year round for tho population of the slobe. Draxil uuts grow In such provision that thousand'! cf tons of them aro wasted every year. Would Mortgage the Farm. A farmer ou Rural Routo 2, Em pire, Ga , SV. A Floyd by name says: "Ruckleu's Arnica Salve cured the two worst sores I over saw : ! tie ii my hand and one on mv leir. Itlsweirh more than lt weiirht in uold. I would not be without it if I had i mortiruiip (h tarin to irot It." Only 25o. at nil leading druuglsts. Bad Backache Swk ajoolca as soma womcu suffer, every senlh, froa Itself ckel b It nscesiary? No. It cio bo prevented and relieved, when earned by female trouble, by tik iuj t medicine with specific, cura tive action, on ilia female orjana aad fuaciloBi, which acts by re lieving (he cooiiitloB, atopplflg (be pila and bulidlat; the ergaaa ail foaeiloat up ( a proper ataie o( health. Try. WIHE OF WOMAN'S RELIEF "I Buffered for 15 yeara," writes Mrs, Mallnda A. Akert, oi hssliam, Va "vrlth various female troubles. I had such a backache that it drew me over, ao I could not stand straight. The doctors could not help me, so I tock Cardul, and now I (eel like a new woman." At All Drurjfjlsts WRITS FOR FRE12 ADYICE, slating' aire ami deocrlblnK vfinp. torn, to I.adiva AdvUory Dtpt., Cliattaaoosn, Tvnu. 13 3 .MSHX. New Kinds oi Dogs. It la an astonishing phenomenon that 700 PeklnROse, Poms, Japanese and toy npanlnls should bt rollected at a ladles' show when ft fa retnem heroil many of thoso snrfeg wore not oven known iu England less than GO years ago. Ann now species continue to como. Tho flat-coated Affstrfan dnohBhunds and the lingo Pyrertran watchdogs nro both now nnd aro both apeoles which have I he host qunllffes in a doc;, fldollty and IntolllBence. London Spectator. Doctors Sivid He Would Not Live. Peter Kry.Woodrntr. l'ei.n .writes: After diiotorliiR for two yours with tho b'st plivslnlans lr Wavneshurn, mid still tfrtimir worst', the oetors nilvUml inn If I hail any business to attend to I lied IimM'm-attend toll lit mice, as I roulif tint imsi-lldr II v. another iinuith hi th.r whs no cure for me. Kolc.v's Kidney oiirn wa reconiiiHMuled to hih by a fiieiul and I IniniMdlntely Mnt my son tp the store fur it, and after taking throe bottles I bfk'mi in et better anil continued to Improve until I was ontlroly well. Sold by St. IJeruard Mining Co,, Incorporated, Drujr Do parltiieut. ' Agreed with the Lecturer. During u lecture at one of tho lead ins colleges on tho subject of "Ventilav tlon and Architecture," tho tempera ture of ' o room rose to a very high pitch. "And now we will turn to Oreecw," said" tho lecturer. "So wo will," nalrl one of the audience, wiping; his brow, "unless you open some of' tU& windows." Notice to our Customers. Wo are ploased to announce that Foley' h Honey and Tar for coughs, colds, nnd hulic troubles is not af fected by tho National Pure Food and Drutr Law. as it contains no opiates or other harmful drugs, and wo recommend it nB a safe rotnody for children and adults. Sold by St. Heruard Mining Co., mcorpora. toil, Druir Department. Out of His Depth. Two men were discussing tho trouble- fn India, and each had a deal to say about his notion of Hindu char acter. "Thev'ro such a bellicose set of people," said one. "Indeed!" ex claimed the other, in surprise. "I was" always under tho Impression that they wore very spare men." A Most Worthy Articlie,1 2ZZ When an article has beou on the market for years nnd gains-friends nvry ,V'ar, it Is safe to call this iilfilioiur. it worthy ohm. Sueh is H illard's Hiwhmtud Syrup. It pmtrlvely iMiri'u cuirln and all Pul monary dlSHafS. On of tin hpst kniiwn in'-rchuuta in Molill1. Ala,, say: "Furtive; year4 my family ha" not been troubled with tl- wm ir fiiutilm wf. owe this to BuHnr-d's Horelmuuil Svrup I km.w It has HiivHil iiiv ehildren from many sick sp'll." " ''-', Sold by Sc. Itvruard Druu; Store, luiMirpi'iatrt-l two rnings wortn Hemembsrlng. Learn these two things: Never be discouraged because good things get on so slowly here, and never fall dally to do that good which lies next to your hand. George MacDonald. JNepoIeon Bonaparte! Showed ,nt,thH battle battle or 'Au stralit.. he wa tim greatest Leader in tho world. Ballard'H Snow Llni nieut has Hhowed the publlo it is tho best Liniment in the world. A quick oiinfor Hhemnartsm, Sprains Burns. Cut, etc., A. U. Pitts, Rod emn. La. eajs: "I ush BallardB Snow liniment, In the my family and flnh It uiiexi'-llod foe soro chest. hoadaeliH, coniM, in fact tor any. thin tlmt nan hn reached bv a linl ineur,. Sold by St. Bernard Drug Store, Incorporated. Uncle Eben on 8pellblndlng. "De difllculty 'bout some o deso campaign speeches," said Uncle Eben, "is dat dey makes me so powerful en thusiastic dat I can't remember K'3' whut do gemman were talkln' bout!" Washington Star. Julius Caesar was a man of nerve, ;but siokness Hrt Ms mark and hn became aged lii-lorH his time. SleknesH l often caused bv a torpid liver, Horbiue will roguliitH your liver. Herblpp will regulate your ami irive yim health. Mrs. t.'arrln Austin. Hid Ion. Kansas, writes: "I consider Herblno the host medicine I ever heard of I am iiver without It." Sold by St. Bernard Drug Store. Inooi ported. Bad Climate for Furniture. China is a bad place for furniture. In the summer months it Is so damp that furnlturo put togethor with glue falls apart and drawers stick, while in tho dry months furniture goes to the other extreme and often exhibits cracks half nn Inch or more In width. Catarrh Cannot be Cured Willi I ooul Ativlie0lion,slhjr eamiw reach tlie talrtlilltuaie Gttoiib W a bleed or own .iitimonalOiseas, undlii Ollr to cure it ou i.nt uke innrudl rsmwlles. lull's Cwiili Cu'o i takun Internslly. and 0U directly n (he l)loJl and umuna surfaaM. Hall's Cstanh Cure It not a quack wadlelue. It vm precillel by one of llm 1M pltytcltu4 In litis country for yi and Is a regular ureiallan. tt Is com pot (xl of th bml tonls known camWnud wlih the bktblowl purlflttr. aetfnx Ulioelly on tiro mucuos surface. The prfet combination of ilntw. lnKraiit Is hu(icduras such won derful rasalti in rurlns i ouirli Send for leMi inonials free I'. J t b a-y S. . P' P" l0'' J 0 bold by IVukim' pore s Take. Hill 17 ''' '- ' 3-'J' How He Fooled Her By Max Adolor. Biinitay. the real estate agent ovot nt PencfAler, suspected that Mrs. Bun gay didn't care as much for him as she ought to. So one duy ho went up to tho city after leaving word thnt he would bo aone two or three days While thera ho arranged with a friend to sond a telegram to his wife at a cortnln hour announcing that he had been' run over on the- ralltoad and killed. Then Bungay came home nnd. Bllpplng" into tho house unrmroclvud, ho secreted fllmself In tho closet In the sitting room to awnlt the arrival of the telegram and to see how Mrs. Bungay took It. After awhile It cumo, nnd ho saw the servant girl give It to his wife. She oponcd it, and us she road it she gavo ono llttlo start. Then Bungay saw a smile grndunlly overspread her features. Sho rang for the girl and whon the servant crime Mrs. Bungay said to her: "Mary, Mr. Bungny's been killed. I've Just got the nowa. I reckon I'll have to put on black for hiin, though I hato to gl7e up my now bonnet for mourning. You just go round to tho milliner's and ask her to fetch mo up some of the latest styles of widows' bonnets, and then bring tha under taker here." While Mra. Bungay yraa waiting sho Bailed continually, and once or twice aho danced, around tho room and stood is fent of tha looklng-gldss, and Bun cay, heard her murmur to heraelf : "I ain't such a bad-looking woman, either. I wonder what James will think of trie." "James!" thought Bungay, as his widow took hor seat and sang softly, as if she felt particularly happy. "Who'n the thunder's James? She certainly can't mean that infamous old undertaker, Toombs T Ills namo's James and he's a widower; bw It's preposter ous to supposo that she cares for him. or Is golng,to prowl after ouy man for a husband as quick as thl3." While ho brooijed in horror over the thought, Mr. Toombs arrived. Tho widow said: A "Mr. Toombs, Bungay is dead; run over by a locomotive and chopped all up." "Very sorry to hear it, madam; I sympathize with you in your afflic tion." "Thank you; it la pretty sad. But I don't worry much. Bungay was a poor sort or a man to get along with; and now that he's gone I'm going to stand it without crying my eyes out We'll Ipave to bury him, I B'pose, though?" "That is the usual thing to do in such cases." "Well, r w ant you to tend to it for ine. I reckon the coroner'll have to sit on him first. But when they get through, if you'll just collect the pieces and shake him into some, kind of a bag and pack him Into a coffin, I'll be obliged." "Certainly, Mra. Bungay. "I will attend to it." "And, Mr. Toombs, there (a anothor matter. Mr. Bungay's life, washisured for about 120,000, and I want, to go it as Boon as possible, and when I get it I shall think of marrying agafn." "Indeed, madam!" "Yes; and caa you think of anybody who'll suit me?" "I dunno. I might. Twenty thou sand, you say he left?" "Twenty thousand yes. Now, Mr. Toombs, you'll think mo bold, but I only toll tho honest truth when I say that I prefer a widower, and a man who Is about middle-age, and in some business connected with the cafeic terlea." "How "would an undertaker nuit you?" "I think very well, if I cquld And one. I often told Bungay that I wished he was an undertaker." "Woll, Mrs. Bungay, It's a little kiuder sudden; I haven't thought much about it; and old Bungay's hardly got fairly settled in the world of the here after; but business Is business, and If you must have nn undertaker to love you and look after thut life Insurance mono, it appears to me that I am Just about that kind of a man. Will you take me?" "Oh, James! fold me to your bo som!" James was just about to fold her when Bungay, white with rago, burst front the closet, aud exclaimed: "Unhand her. villain! Touch that woman and you die! Leave this house at once, or I'll brain you with the poker! And as for you, Mrs. Bungay, you can pack up your duds and quit. I've done with you; I know now that you are a cold-hearted, faithless, abo minable wretch! Go, and go at once! I did this to try you, and my eyes are opened." " know you did, and I concluded to pay you In your own coin." "That's too tbln. It won't hold wa ter." "It'H true, anyhow. You told Mr. Maglll you were going to do it, and he told me." "He did, hey? I'll bust the head off of him." "When you are really dead l will be a good deal more sorry, provided you don't make such a fool of yourself while you're alive." "You will? You will really bo sorry?" "Of course." "And you won't marry Toombs? Where la that man Toombs? By George I'll go for him now' He was mighty hungry for that life Insurance money! Then Bungay left to call upon Toombs, and when ho returned ho dropped the subject. Hu has drawn up his will so that his wife in out off wtlh a dollar if aba employs Toombs as the undertaker. Accounted For. It's hard to tell what bocomes of tho pins, but a llttlo girl up north has just coughed up a shoo button. Atlanta Joui ual. Where Bullets flew. David Parker, of Fayette. JN. Y., a veteran of tho civil war, wlio lent a foot at Oottvslmrrjr. savs: "Tho imikI Elootrio Hitters havo dono Is worth more than five hundred dol lars to mo. I spout much money (liintorlnir for a had enqe nf stomach trouble, to llttlo purpose. I then I tried Klnctrlc Bitters, and thoy cur ed mo. I now iko thorn as a tonic anil tliev keep ine strong and well." 600. at all leading druggists. Prosperity and Adversity. If wo do not suffer oursolvos to bo transported by prosperity, neither shall wo bo reduced by adversity. Our souls will bo proof against tho dan Kers of bolh thoso statos; and, having explored our strength, wo shall bo sure of It; for, in the midst of follcity, wi shall havo tried how wo can bear misfortune. Lord Bollngbroko. IUd a Close Call. Mrs. Ida L. Croom, the widely known proprietor of tho Groom Ho tel, Vaughn, Miss., says- For sev eral months I suilered with a se vere cough, and consumption soum ed to havo ita grip ou mo, when a friend rooommendod Dr. King's New Discovery. I began taking It, aud threo bottles affected a com plete cure." Tho fame of this sav ing cough and cold remedy, and lung and throat hoalor is world wido. Sold afc all leading druggists 50c. and $1.00. Trial bottlo tree. Mourning Color. Black Is practically the- prevailing color for mourning among Europeans nnd their kin tho world over, but other pooplos havo other colors the Chi nese white; the Egyptians and Bur mese, yellow; the Syrians, sky-blue; the Persians, pale liritvir the Turks, violet. New York American. To quickly check a cold, druggist are dispensing everywhere, a olevor Candy Cold Cure Tablets called Prevettt!oe8 are also flue for fever ish children. Take Provontlstps at the sneeze stage, to head off all cold. Box of 48 25c. Sold by 8t. Bernard Mining Co., Incorporated, dmg comp.my USE r ST. BERNARD COAL. Mined in Hopkina County, Kentucky, tho largest coal producing county in the Stato. This Com pany operates Eight" Large Mines. and produces about one-sixth of al. "the coal mined in all Kentucky. Best Coal for Steam and Domestic Purposes. St. Bernard No. 9 Coal has come to be reoogttized. through yeara of satisfactory use, as the standard grado botli for stoam and domostlo purposes, in j the large territory reached by oar produots.TAn- c other point In favor of our coal Is the faet that we havo eBtabllsheu an unimpeachable record for Prompt Service the Year Around. Our mines are operated more davs Jin the year than any mines in Ken tuck v -Mid with an enor mous output a command we aie able to give e promptest and most satisfactory service. St. Bernard Coke is also a superior fuel and H extonsivoly used in base burners and heatlug fumacos for residences or any othor building that needs to be heated, and takes tho place perfectly of high priced anthra cite coal. This coke Is extensively used In manu factories as woll ami Is furnished iu various rados. if vour dealer doos not hanultiour coal aud coke write to us St. BERNARD MINING CO. NCORPORVTED Home Offlcet Earliru$ton, Ky. MijuTon Louisville & Nashville and Illinois Central Railroads. XM SArgST AND QUICKEST WAY TO TRANSFER MONEY 18 BY LONG DISTANCE TELEPHONE FOR RATES APPLY TO LOCAL MAKAQEB CUMBERLAND TELEPHONE & TELEGRAPH G& SCOMTl London's Population. The population of London (S.54 000, standing shoulder to shoulder, would form a human wall 1.800 'mlh? long; or put on an area of 0 7 sauarB mile or on a square having sides oi 0.8 1 of a mile. A pal n proscription Is printed up on each 26o. box of Dr. ahoop's Pink Pain Pablots Aak your Doctor or Druggists if this formula is not com plete. Hoad pains, womanlv paiim palna anywhere trot instant relief from a Pink Pain Tablet. Sold by St. Bornard Mining Co., Incorporated, drug department. German Level of Comfort. Only by tnklng thom Into considera tion can you explain tho paradox that with higher rent, lower wages, and longer hours tho German worklrig class maintain a higher lovel of do- mestlc comfort nnd physical vigor, and ', their children nro bettor cared for than our own. Dr. Arthur ShadwoIL i in London Times. For cuts, sprains, bruises, burns rheumatic and all othor pains, use McLean's Volcanic Oil Ltnamont. First sold in 185U, still the uamo ef fectlvo roinedy In 1908 Good for mou or beast. l!5o.. Wlc aud Jfl.00. To Tempt the Fish. It waa always the custom of tho Maoris, the primitive inhabitants ol New Zealand, to put the first llsh that they caught back into tho sea "with a prayer that it might tempt other fish to come and. be caught" dirts baby"" Croup, wTllie'i daily cuts and bruises, mama's nore throat, grandma's lameneaa Dr. Thomas' Electric Oil the great liousoliold reared. City Without Newspapers.. Bagdad has no newspapers in which, v' it would pay to advertise. TheroUfl'v really but one publication, and thVt. J dovotca its columns entirely to govern- mnt notices. Dyspepsia Is America's curse. Hurdock Wood Hitters conquers dyspepsia eery time, tt drives out impurities, tones the Momach, restores per fect digestion, normal weight, and good health Correcting a Misapprehension. "You musn't call Gibraltar an Island Johnny," said Mrs. Lapsllng lis high point of land extending into til sea, and is called a prominent tory, I - - -. u3TyQ that 1 f"Pcopl. of tbc rjurr v dcjio raid E- r tl wwaays.- giia IS ---, -?!'. ' --""-'""lag' 4- .. .i " " " iuw laws n HP1 t r-,,.o, .... a 4