THE GARRICK THEATRE, Madisonvill
Offers An Entirely Revisod Version. (JGP The Merriest Musical Comedy St
ILLY "SINGLE" CLIFFORD
The Girl, The Man and The Game"
MADE ESPECIALLY FOR
1 6-Tuneful, Catchy Song
. SUPPORTED BY
Marie Welter June Reahl Bud Braman Mac Collins
Jack Trainor Eddie C. Clifford And 25 Others
THE DAINTIEST GIRLIEST BEAUTY CHORUS SEEN IN YEARS
BR!AFUL OF BRIGHT SAYINGS, FUNNY COMPLICATIONS
IG-T11 nefnl. Catchy So
PRICES Boxes S 1 .50, First 5 Rows, Lower Floor 75 cents, last 8 Rows, Lower Floor $1.00, First Balcony JiO cents, Second Balcony 35 Cents
If your stomach feels micotnfortable
from overeating, or oom foo f whirl)
disagrees with you, tHke HEUHINE
It settles the stomach, strengthens
the digestion and relaxes the bow
els. Price 60c. Sold by St. Krmird
If jour children are sub) fted 'o
attacks of croup, watch for tho fmt
symptom hoarseness. Givo Chamb
erlaitis Cough Remedy us moi hs
the child heconnp hoarse nun
Minim? Oo.. Incornoratod. Druir de- BtiactroHy ue warned on. oraie oy
nwmt All Deal
1 B. M. SLATON f
I Funeral Director, :: Licensed Embalmer i
A.sn"wex all oallH Day or
NEXT DOOR TO POST OFFICE.
Office Phone 124-2
Residence Phone 124-3
MADISONVILLE, KENTUCKY f
he would like to know
our stove experts.
franklin perfected a heat
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The Perfection Heater burns nine hours on one
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(nickel trimmings, with plain steel or enameled turquoise-blue
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At Dealers Everywhere
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Incorporated in Kentucky)
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Disagreement With Hell
T.ho tttntement lu Isa., 23:19, "Your
agreement with hell shall not
stand," lias had a curious fulfllment.
Of course, If hell is any filch place
as our parents taught us, It would
d'sagreo with everybody, but the
disagreement na come In. another
A Boston paper presents a sympo
slum bv eleven prominent clergymen
of that citv on tho statement of
President Ell" of Harvard Univer
sity, that. There Is no hell, there
never was anv. nnd there never will
Three of the learned gentlemen
ugrte with Dr. Eliot, two appear to
think It a place of mental suffering,
two evade the queutlou by expreeb
lug a belief In "'future retribution",
without specifying what they mean
one states that lie does not empha
size it. one refused to talk, one
Intimates that "hell Is here and
now." and uue. the Colouel of the
Salvation Army, says that ho be
lieves In a real hell.
The symposium Is illustrated by a
picture ota naked man, enveloped
In llames, being pitchforked about
bv one of six horntd devlh who
seem to be devoting their entire at
tention to him. The illustration Is
said to bavu been taken-; from a
stanrtird theological work lu general
lien a century ago.
Such mere guessing by clergymen,
who have flimucial reasons forbeing
prejudiced, is no more reliable than
that of tho layman. Manifestly we
must go to tho Scriptures and to
them alone to find anything reason
able, tangible or logical on this sub
ject. Speculation In unnecessary
where facts ar at hand.
In the margin of Pia. iollu. 80:13
Isa. 14:0. It ik t-xplaineit by the
translators of our cimnuu vor!.m
. hat the word "hel." means "grave."
This seem confirmed oy the stale
ment lu Ezek.. 32:27 Unit certain
warrior "Ars gone down to hull
with their weapons of , war" an al
lus'ou to the ancient custom of
burying a warrior's weapons lu th
fiune gruve with IiIb body.
Hell means, therefore, ft place of1
sileuco, a condition of dreamless
sleep. "Tho lead know not any
thing" (Eccl. 0:5) until the awuRen
ingiu the resurrection morning.
Tlie Wandering Jew.
(C. J. Woodworth.)
Will be paid to anv Hereon having
Quick-Relief Liniment falls to (jive
instant relief and the purchase price
Is not refunded. Try it and see.
"It Is the most wonderful remedy for re
lieving pain I have ever useU."-Capt. An
derson Berry, Lexington, Ky.
"I used this liniment and the pain and
soreness disappeared like magic. 'Jailer
W. T. Uallenger, Lexington, Ky.
"It Is the only remedy that has given me
any relict since I was paralysed lour years
ago."-MrB. Susan Welborn, Newlmrg. Ind
oor relieving aches and pains this llnl.
ment beats anything I ever saw." J. II
Letton, Lexington, Ky,
"This linlinent crave almnst tnatnnt r1lf
and has completely cured me of rneuma.
tlsm.,,-S.B.Kwalt, Paris, Ky,
If it Palls to Relieve Anv Pain In
Any Part of The Body In Fifteen
Minutes, Ask For Your Money Hack.
4 50c At All Druggists or
Dotuboo Rrp'.ly Co I-eilngtcc. Kr
l'leiirlsy pains are located imt bo
low the short ribs. Lumbago allects
tho some region hut toward the hack.
MALLAItD'S SNOW LINIMENT
jln tin remedy in either case. If
rubbed in thoroughly It ensen pnln,
relaxes the ii.uacIfn and the patient
can m-ve about frpelv and comfort-
I ably. Price 2"e. &)., and fl.oo per-
bottle. Soli! by St. Bernard Mining
Co., Incut pormed. Drug department.
A Bishop's Suspenders.
Suspenders are modern, decidedly
KKV J. It. KVANS, EUITOK
Mrs. Emma Davis, tho wife of
Jonos Davis has returned from
Columbia Teun., where she has been
visiting for sometime. Mr. Davis
'eels that he la ajraich richer man
than he was when sho left. Sho
brings with her a fine girl baby.
Hm It 1 Whlfoalila nraanlmil n
I,"? JT "'l,!'V,'nf JS ! rat sermon at the Mt. Z.on llaptlst
an effort was made to dlaelnllno tha I church Tuesday night
great Bishop William Capers of the
Methodist church for wearing them.
It was contended that In doing so
be set a bad example by a display
To prevent pneumonia, a cold set
tled lu the I ui) it should tin attended
to at once. Put a HEURICK'S
Itlil) IMSI'PEK PCUROUS PLAS
TER on the chest nnd take HAL
LARD'S HOUSEHOLD SYRUP
Internally. It's winning combi
nation. Iluy the dollar size Hore
hound Syrup; you get a porous plas
ter free with each bottlo. Sold hr
St. Rernard Mining Co., Incorporat
ed Drug department.
Power of One Word.
A word Is a little thing, yet on
word has been many a man's destiny,
tor good or for ovlL
Here is a remedy mat will cure
your cold. Whv waste time and
money experimenting when you can
get a preparation that has won a
worln-wid. reputation by Its euros
of this disease and can always bo
depend upon I: Is Known overv
wnere us (jhamberlnln s Cough
Itemed v nnd Is a medicine of real
merit. For sale by All Dealers.
Confidence In an unfaithful man In
time or trouble is like a broken tooth
and a foot out of Joint. Proverbs of
Thre furnished rooms with bath
ornut roomaii'l two mi Htairn. At)
Miles Earl, preached his trial ser
mon ut tho A. M. E. 'A. church Tues
Mr. Floyd Oracn and Miss Clenunn
Watson, of Mndisonvlllo worequlot
ly married at the bride's homo Sun
day Jan. 20 at high noon. The visit
ing guests were Mr. and Mrs. W. C.
Qrace and Miss AHIoMao WicklltTo,
of Soeth Cnrrotton, Ky. Rev. J. W.
Martin performed tho ceremony.
The bridal party wore tho A'uost8 of
Prof, ai.d Mrs. Hell, of Earllngton
January 27th for dinner.
L. & N. TIME CARD.
Time oi arrival of trains naaiuit
through aud departure of tralut
rlfe'Inntlng at Earllngton.
Etfectlvo Sunday, Jan. C, 1UKI,
No. 08 '. 7.58 a. m
No. 92 n.S0 a. m.
No. 62 11.18 a. m.
No. 04 8.(X) p. in.
No. Dl 11.16 p. in.
No. 09 0.15 p. m.
No. 63 4.80 a.m.
No. 05 7.60 a. m.
No. 61 1.21 p. m.
No. 03 10.60 p. m.
"The Saloon Bar"
A bar to heaven a door to hell,
Whoever named It named It well.
A bar to manlhieea and wealth,
A door to wnu t aud broken health.
A bar to honor pride and fame.
A door to sin grief and shame.
A bar to hope a bar rw p'rayer.
A door to darkness and despair.
A bar to honored u&i-ful life,
A door to brawling senseless strife,
A bar to all thats true and brave,
A door to every drunkards grave,
A bar to joy that bonio Imparls,
A door to tsars aud aching hearts,
A bar to heavtu a door to bell,
Whoever named It named it well.
tfo. 106 8.08 n. m.
rfo, 108 2.03 p. m.
No. 110 5.02 p. m.
No. 105 7.05 a. m.
No. 107 ,.12.57 p. m.
No. 100..., 8.10 p. m.
No. ill. a.io y m.
M H. & F TIME CARD.
M. H. A 13. time card went Into
eueet Sunday, Jan, 5, 1013.
No, 112 leaves 6:45 a. m.
No. 113 arrives. ...8:80 p. tn.
I. C. R. R. TIME CARD.
Time of doparture of Illinois Cen.
tral trains from Nortonvllle, Ky.
No. 102 1.28 p. m.
No 101 H.80 a. in.
No. 122, local pass. 10.45 a in.
No. 180, local 0.83 p. in.
1 SOUTH BOUND
No. 101 4.08 p.m.
No. 103............ 2.03 a.m.
No. 121, local pass, 1,28 p.m.
No. 185 local pass 5.53 a, m.
If this punt cinnot be dlstlneily tenl si
is InchM. there Is defect ot vUlon wnlch
hoold be collected with lt, no mttlor
whit the se.
Eyes tested free.
R. D. Osburn
Office: Room 6, Y. M. C. A.
When you want a rnlfri
icine for a cough or cold ta
neriand's Coim h Remedv.
ways bedppendeil upon and!
art and safe to tnkn Kf
City Dulldlng In ''
An expert condemnor
practice on this contlf:
out our cities with tho,
box of block. ThlsIiJ
triumph of utllltarlanlt
build our cities on th
tain sort of bookcase, .
to add new sections , , t
without incongruity, fi .fj
A healthy mn Is s liPriiar
unhealthy man sn unhipnjMc-
blood and ilolt!i IhVr, usV is
flitters. On the market 35 rears
A Logical Concluslo
Poor llttlo Jamie had cau
cold and hla fevered Joints
pleasantly stiff In consoqu
think," bo sighed, "that s',
must bavo put starch Into tt
of my bnth.M
Tho Nashville Dcmoors
first paper that getB to Earl
the morning giving vou tl
from tho outside world and I
tho Important happening
Hopkins County and vlcinl
Why go to tho an '
Industrious bee! Thi "
parasite and tho beef
mcr for honoy, only t
lng his winter Bleep!
como to man and leal
bee and Ipnrn practl
llaltlmoro Evening Su
If vou don't Meop well at night,
are nervous and low-spirited, you
need a syHteiii purifier. HERIt
INE Is a powerful livor stimulant
and clemming medicine. It quiets
tho nerves, promoted energy and
clicerfnllness. Prlco 60c. Sold by
St IWnard Mining Co., Incorporat
ed. Drug department.
Subterranean Aquatic Life.
The French Academy of Science
has been nsked to utilize a subter
ranean river at Lot for tho study ot
aquatic animals for many generations
out of the reach of Bunllght
"Suffered day and nlithl the torrueni of au
la piles. Nothing helped me until ,1 uieJ
Doan's Ointment The 'Molt vat tartlnf,'
lnn lehnR irrt. M3r, CI-m. m
Has Plenty of 1
A clock In St rVi.il
faces, indicating slmul'SFS
tlmo at 30 dlnerent spotn
earth's surfaco, besioes tlio uO
ments of the earth and phn ts
Several of the Madisonville El
were In tho citv yesterday aftenuj
on biKlnoss. I
The 8woet Thing.
Clarn Ho says he thlnksi I f
nicest girl In town. Shall L
to call? Sarah No. dear
keep on thinking so. Tow
When All Will Do f
Hop Sing Is a Chinese
with a cheerful, tbourb soil
usual philosophy. Aft'Ool
hard Umcs and lrc;Vbu
added, smilingly: '&lmeby
be llcb, velly Itch, blmeby.'
thatt" "Alia poor peoplil
money; no can cat Then
ARE YOU GOING
If so see me. I will erect an up-to-date
home for you, and guaran
tee to save you- money. Write me
Contractor end Builder
Wkite Plains, Kentucky
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