The Nome daily nugget. [volume], January 19, 1935, MAGAZINE AND FEATURE SECTION, Image 5

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The Nome
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Nome, Alaska MAGAZINE AND FEATURE SECTION Geo. S. Maynard, Publisher
WORSE ’N THAT
"When Ralph ate some of my
fud*e he war Just carried away."
“Mercy I Conldn't you get a doc
tor to (he houae In timet"
HIGHER FINANCES
Mr. Maltlrox—Have you the
nerve to eay yon will make my
daughter a better allowance than
I do?
Mr. Llttlepurae—Sure thing! Ton
give her only 10 per cent of your
Income and I Intend to allow her 12
per cent of mine.
IT ISN'T DONE
Wlfey—Darling, I wUb you would
treat me like one of your good cus
tomer*.
Hubby—I don't get you, my dear.
Wlfey—Blow me to a dinner down
town now and then.
"Gkarlea, do you think my Up
rouge la In good taste?’’
"How can I say, little girl? I
haven’t tasted It”
UPPER RANKS
“1 understand he's one of your
captains of finance?"
“A captain? He's a major gen
eral. He even understands thor
oughly the system his wife has In
running the house.”
TRY T COCLECT
-<z~M_I
•‘Y’ claim the world owes you a
llvlngT’
"Tee, air."
“Want a good collector at about
960 a week T
CONSIDERATE
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1 certainly like the way our new
cook prepare* epaghettl.”
“How’* that!"
“She run* tt through the meat
chopper flr*t" *
INTERESTING COMICS AND HUMOR
AS DEPICTED^ BY FAMOUS CARTOONISTS AND WRITERS
t* _ - ■ -
THE FEATHERHEADS Economy vs. Quality
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NEW WATCH-BUT I j I'LL TeLL Jbu * ?PEACMlU<* ECONOMY poNT Wi'f f HATS-ITS EVERT * HdVPREP w?Y CAYT VoU ASaT THE S16cWm«
Pony SEE WH Y WHY-To Tell To MB -Ypl) NEVE” A'WATCH g l BUY— a* cvrfT/ CONfeTlT wnl ruN^PT
You SJEEP SUCH AH YlME WITH wAmT ME To BUY every Two ^ SO I BUY polLAR G%lf BF CON PNl 1 WILL 5=5J
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FINNEY OF THE FORCE &££££?& _Recommendation
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BOBBY THATCHER—A Crime Wave GEORGE STORM
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TH’ KITCHEM, THATir A
V THE OMLy PLACE. I
N^HAMEW't LOOKEDJV/J
IN JIG TIME
"Is the music for your new pro
duction meritorious?"
Manager—I don’t know; I haven’t
seen the chorus try to dance it, yet
BLUE-PENCILED
I:-—S;-1
Mother—Does your husband make
a report to you of how he spends
his time?
Daughter—Yes, but he censors it
"Jones stopped gambling because
he was being haunted! By what
kind of a ghost?"
‘The ghost of a chance."
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ONE BLESSING
Author—This, sir, Is the child of
my brain.
Editor—You ought to be glad that
the stork doesn't visit your brain
any oftener.
AND THE SUBJECT
“Telephones are great time
savers, aren't theyT”
"Well, that depends upon who
call* you up.”
BANG! BANG!
“What’s the new office boy's
name?"
"Gunn."
“Fire him."
THAT’S TOO MUCH
Bleb Man—Poverty la no dla
grace.
Poor Man—No, but tbat’a about
all the good you can aay for It
TRACK-MINDED
“TUI* old straw bat la a flu* ran.
niag track."