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COL-jmINO aU... N ONE TOO MANY By Z. E. Garnett. TIM, I want you to meet Elsie J Kverton," wus the way Mrs. Tom begun. "Mutchiiinking," grunted Jim, "will be the death of you yet, Sallie." "1 could not die in a better cause. Have you ever teen her'" "Once. She was driving with Ho bart." "Oh, then you know all about It." "1 know Hobart," dryly. Mrs. Tom nodded. "But," idie deprecatingly reminded him, "he is fascinating; quite the man to attract a young creature unaccus tomed to his type. She was just from school." "I thought that all the girls' sohools now were colleges?" "No matter; they don't taeh how to read Iiert Hobart." "So Miss Everton took private les sons, eh?" "They were engaged," Mrs. Tom an noupced, briefly, "and he jilted her." "It is a way he has. You want me, I suppose, for a sort of soothing sirup?" "Oh, she doesn't need soothing sir up, or tonic, either; not she. Of course," musingly, "she is in a proper wrath against herself. A girl no sets her heart, you see, upon crowning a real king. It is the very prettiest among her castles in Spain, and there's nothing like the humiliation of having throned the wrong man. Hut what is the use" leaning back resignedly among the cushions of her divan "of talking to a man about that?" "Do you suppose a man never wants to kick himself?" asked Jim. "He wants to kick the other party first." "Am I to Infer that a woman does not?" "You may be sure of It. Her in dignation against herself swallows ev erything else. -The foe in such cases Is beneath attention. But," with a vexed little grimace, "that compla cent t,mile of llobarl's Is certainly ex asperating. It would do me good to have him thoroughly learn that Elsie Everton bus his little soul's measure and wouldn't marry him to save his life." "Oh, she wouldn't, eh?" "Not," energetically, "to save her own life." Jim quoted: " The case of Betty Baxter, Who rejected a man before he axtd her." " and skeptically smiled. "As I said," retorted Mrs. Tom, bristling, "the matter is much too deep for a man's understanding." "Then why," Jim laughed good naturedly, "are you prodding me with it?" "Because," suddenly gracious, "you are a valuable ally. Elsie is coming to visit me and " Jim flung back his head to break in with a jolly laugh. "And Hobart Is to witness my de votion and grow madly jealous. Oh, Sallie, Sallie!" "You know very well," said Sallie, beaming on him, "that your atten tions make any girl the fashion. Ho bart and a doren others will follow your lead. I want Elsie to have a Hood time." "Scalping a lot of poor fellows that never did her any harm; that's a girl's idea of a pleasant timt." "You'll help, dear?" "Oh, I'll be polite to your guest, of course." "Of course," gleefully, "w'll soon have him subdued." "And married?" "Well," slowly, "it's really wonder ful how much a woman will forgive." Jim chuckled. "I am glad," was Mrs. Tom's next remark, "that the trellis at Hobart's is being cleared away; it obstructed the view." I Jim stood up. "Shall I go over?" he inquired, "and discover how far " "I know," she interrupted. "He can see every man that comes up t lie steps, all the flowers that come, every drie she takes, and I'll see lo her clothes, they make such a difference." "Poor man," Jim said, with a com ical grimace. "I'll go and have a smoke with him." "If he should ask you," Sallie called after him along the hall, "about a report that she flirted with him, say you heard it." "I say, Sallie," Jim remonstrated over his shoulder, "bar fibs." j "There really is such a report," Mrs. Tom assured him. "I started it myself." I "Good Lord deliver us," said Jim. "It will get him in a proper state of mind." "I dare say." I "Do you really mean to marry her to Hobart?" asked Tom, who had been an amused witness of this little chat between his wife und her broth er. She united to hear the front door shut, then smiled and touched a finger to her lips. I "To Jim," she whispered, and passed the linger from her lips to his. "I see," genially, "and I'll join the game." "Oh, will you?" rather startled. "How?" "I'll be one of the rivals. A mar ried man can get very much in the way when he wants to." "But, Tom, it really isn't necessary. j With Jim in the lead, there'll be rivals enough." I "The more the merrier," gayly. "I'll help." "It's ever so good of you," said Mrs. Tom, and hummed a little tune in the pause that followed. About two weeks later Jim was hurrying along the sidewalk one day when Mrs. Tom's trap drew up along side. "I was going to you," he said, as he stepped in, "with news." "News?" "Yes. Hobart is meeting your ex pectations. We happened in at the florist's together, and he grinned so offensively that I judge you may feel quite sure of him." "You were both ordering flowers for that girl?" "You don't suppose that I am going to back down for a cad like Hobart, do you?" "But you look and talk as if he were successful." "Well," sullenly, "I'll not take his grin for it." Mrs. Tom faltered a bit over her next question. "Is is anyone else in the running, do you think?" "No; unless You're not quarrel ing with Tom about anything, arc you?" "He's in tha plot," with a faint laugh. "Acts Ma part," dryly, "pretty well." "He does everything well," said Mrs. Tom, but she was pale. "He pays a good price for orchids, too." "He was at the florist's with you?" "He was. And his grin," sulkily, "was very like Hobart's; and he went off humming that idiotic jingle: " 'The Hon ard the unicorn Fighting lor a crown; Up Jump- a little Jos And kroeks thrni both down." "Tom is so bright," said Mrs. Tom. To which Jim grunted, and the drive was finished in silence. That pi-lit .Miss Kerton went to her hostess for a bit of confidence; she was prettily Hushed and shy. "You persuaded me," she began, "to let Mr. Hobart speak, so I did." "Yes?" Mrs. Tom answered, coldly. "But, oh, Sallie, I do feel small about it. Don't you think, dear, that a different sort of man, a man who thinks of me at my best, would hate to know I did it?" "A different sort of man?" ""Oli. very different," demurely; "you," with a shy, bright glance, "think so, too." Righteous, astonished wrath gath ered in Mrs. Tom's eyes, but a knock For overTweity-fiveYers Americas Standard Higlvgraxle ten-certf Cigar. HAAS DARUCti Q. CO., Distributors. LOS ANGELES, . OIL. interrupted. With the opening of the door came a rainbow gleam of orchids. "Oh, glorious!" cried Miss Everton. There was a basket full of the rare, spidery beauties. The servant waited, looking to his mistress, who was pale and silent. "For Miss Everton?" she said, at last. "For you, madam." She went hurriedly past him and down to the smoking-room. Jim and Tom were there. Flushed and a little out of breath, she ran to Tom.. "Don't get up," settling an arm com fortably over his shoulder and look ing across to her brother. "I only want to tell Jim that Bert Hobart has been rejected." "You're sure?" cried Jim. "And I wish," with a peremptory nod, "that you would go up and ask Elsie if she'd like a a glass of wine, or anything." Tom began to laugh, but met his wife's eyes with tears in them, and stnred instead. "I'm so glad," struggling with a hap py sob, "about Jim and Elsie." "Nonsense; you mustn't fib to me, Sallie. What's the matter?" The only answer was a long breath of content. Later, however, there came a retort question. "What did you mean by that 'little dog' jingle?" This had to be somewhat elaborated, and then Tom finished his interrupted laugh. "Why, I was helping the plot," he said. "Oh, yes. And I am ever so much obliged to you," with another sigh of peace; "ever so much; but next time, dear, you needn't bother." Town and Country. 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