Okolona messenger., June 04, 1902, Image 2

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A HANDSOME LOT OF Jg
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Idle talk la always getting it work
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The curly haired girl cktchei the
man.
Shad fiahermen are casting lota these
days.
It makes some people tired to pend
money.
We will aoon have the pick of Jer
sey berries.
The kiss that barns is the caress of
a scorpion.
Pleasure Is only comparative; pain
is positive.
Wine is a contagious lie for the lips
that it touches.
The man who tries to cheat death
pays twice over.
Widows are the caviar for appetites
jaded on sentiment.
Going Int3 politics means going out
of everything else.
Many a deluge of trouble has come
out of a pink Flask.
No orator can have an audience like
the fool who yells tire.
FILTHY TEMPLES IN INDIA.
Snored cows often defile Indian tem
ples, but wor-e yet is a bixly that's pol
luted by constipation. Don't permit it.
Cleanse yonr system with Dr. King's
v-Vew L'f? Pills and avoid untold imferp
They gin? lively livei, active bowel9,
good digestion, fine appetite. Only 25c
at II ill & Lyles drug store.
It is better to marry a crying woman
than a hair-pulling one.
A slender income Is the kind most
jfpople have to lean on.
If t!iiufr fail to come your way, go
around and head them off.
The man who is everybody's friend
bas nobody who is his friend.
A youctf fool has a chance to out
grow it; the old one doesn't.
No man admires a doctors generos
ity in prescribing large doses.
When a wise man buries animobity
be forgets where he planted.
The man who cannot be ruled by
eome woman cannot rule men.
The man who is always tipsy rarely
ptands well in the community.
Throw a man down, and ho invaria
bly falls against his inclination.
It all rierht to break a record until
you come to use a phonograph.
HAPPY TIME IN OLD TOWN.
"We felt very happy," writes It. N.
Bevill. Old TownVa., "when Bucklen's
Arnica Salve wholly cured our daugh
ter of a bad case of scald head." It
delights all who use it for Cuts, Corns,
Burns Bruises, Boils. Ulcers, Erup
tions, Infallible for Piles. Only 25c
at Hall & Lyles drug store.
Set you mind on the eggs of pleas
ure and you will hatch remorse.
Yon must never be afraid that the
girl you kiss will tell it you don't.
Man's path to duty leads from the
school; woman's from the church.
When a man contracts expensive
habits his income needs expanding.
Reform is a medicine every politi
cian wants the other fellow to take.
Many a man's hypocrisy is due to
the fact that be has a scolding wife.
Nowadays fathers pride themselves
on being a block of the young chip.
SAVED FROM AN AWFUL FATE.
"Everybody said I had consumption,"
writes Mrs. A. M. Shields, of Chambers-
hiiro- Pa.. "I was so low after six
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months of severe sickness, caused by
Hay Fever and Asthma, that few
thought I could get well, but I learned
of the marvelous merit of Dr. King's
New Discovery for Consumption, used
it, and was completely cured." For
Desperate Throat and Lung Diseases it
is the safest cure in the world, and is
infallible for Coughs, Colds and Bron
chial ' Afflictions Guaranteed bottles
50c atd $1,00. Trial bottles free at
Hall & Lyle
Many a man ties up his dog at night
and lets bis children run around loose.
People who never worry are en
titled to a lot of credit they never get.
Ever notice that eome days bores
seem to chase you particularly hard?
sfhen an undertaker looks sympa-
t vatic, no one believes that he feels
The wise woman binds a man to her
hen the makes herself his compan
i n.
It lsusoally tomorrow that all re
markable things are expected to hap
pen. The food a man eats has something
to do with his disposition. A man
who can eat five pounds of beet at
one meal, is always beefing around
about something.
A weak man man may be bis own
fool, but a vain man is everybody's
fool.
The next proudest thing to being a
mother for most women la being an
aunt.
Widows are o successful with men
because they are alwaya willing to
learn.
The fellow who travels on the road
to perdition usually takes a through
express.
Making love doesn't require much
brains, but it uses up an awful lot of
energy.
It is not related that Job's friends
tolJ him how much he had to be thank
ful for.
Some men believe they could give
Providence pointers well worth con
sidering.
It is the roan who faithfully dis
charges his duty who is least likely to
be discharged
A man can't tell from the size of his
head whether he got it at a charity
fair or a prize tight.
A good many of the tramp stories
that tlud their way into the magazines
are on the bum
When a man gets up In tbe world a
cood reputation oftens comes in
handy as a paracnute.
One trouble with the "still small
voice" is that it has an emphatic way
of refusing to keep still.
Two men belong to same lodge
brotherlv love their motto bets free-
lr offered mat they will tht before
the week Is out.
Hoax Here comee the interroga
tion mark." Jo ax "Why da you call
him that?'' "Because he's question
able character."
Hook Flaahleigh is a pretty bright
fellow isn't he? Nye Not as bright
as his neckties and waistcoat would
lead you to believe.
It may be true that all marriages are
made in heaven, but if so a lot of
them evidently gets twisted before
reaching the earth.
When a pretty woman blushes her
friends says, 'You are blushing," but
when a plain one blushes they say,
"How red your face isl
Every husband is a sort of Mont
Pelee, and though he shows symptoms
of growing dangerous, his family re
fuses to take warning.
First Small Boy (proud) My pop's
going to get an automobile. Second
Small Boy Huh! that's notbin'. My
pop'n goin'.to get a divorce.
She's far from beautiful, alas!
Yet this I much declare:
That when she travels on a pass
She must be passing fare I
To say that a girl has been treating
a fellow like a dog may mean that she
has been feeding him on bon-bons and
riding him around in her trap.
If from what be thinks he knows, a
man would substract what others
think he knows, the remainder might
equal the sum of his knowledge.
When it is said that a man has been
weighed and found wanting, it is well
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able to 6top giving presents to the girl to ascertain who adjusted the scales
they are engaged to.
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We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward
for any case of Catarrh that cannot he cured
by Hall's Catarrh Cure.
F. J. Chonev & Co., rrops., loiedo, u.
We, the undersigned, have known F. J.
Cheney for the last 16 years, and believe
him perfectly honorable in all business trans
actions and "financially abje to carry out any
obligations made by "their firm.
Wkst & Trcax, Wholesale uruggifi,
Toledo, O. Walpino, Xinan & iUavi.v,
Wholesale Dnipgists, Toledo, O.
Hull' CatHrrh Cure is taken internally.
aotim directly upon tbe blood and mucous doesn't bother me half as much as the
surfaces ot the svsietn. X'nce 40c. per
bottle. Sold by all" Druggists. Testimonials
free.
UhH's Family Pills ara ttw best.
before reaching a final conclusion.
Harduppe I want a nice spring
suit something with a large check in
it. Tailor That's what I've been
looking for from you for some time
past.
By the time a woman has worn out
all jealousy entertained be-ause of
her husband, her Bons are grown, and
she begins to grow jealous on their
account.
Blobbs I am having! considerable
difficulty just now in keepiug the wolf
from the door. Slobbs Tbe wolf
Flattery consists of having your
secret opinion of yourself expressed
In the language or otners.
There is no eetting around the fact
that the average girl imposes outrage
ously upon her mother.
We wish we were a public school
teacher: three days more, and then
three months in akimona.
Nell I see Antique has landed a
man at last. Belle Yes; and she says
it was her maiden effort.
Manr a poor man might acquire
wealth by utilizing the time he wastes
in bemoaning nis poverty.
CASTOR I A
For Infant! and Children.
The Kind Yen Have Alwajs Eought
of LAyv UcAy.
Bears the
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Consumption can be cured."
- alone won'tdo it. Itneeds
Doctors say
ott's Emulsion
test help." But you must
e jits use even in tct
U tried it, send for free nmple.
BOWNE, Chemist,
f reel, tiew York,
J I i ; lt drapfrist.
The wind falls on the just and un
iuBt: it wrecked a gospel tent and a
circus tent In a Kansas town.
The person who raises sand all the
time is not likely to accumulate any
considerable amount ot rocks.
We have noticed that tbe man
whose credit isn't good, is tbe last
man in the world to take a hint.
Oricrinatine excuses to get out to the
game has much to do with keeping
alive American inventive genius.
The meanest trick a candidate can
play npon another is to have him ap
pointed a judge at a Daoy snow.
When a marriage is a failure it is
nfton nnrinor in & nonnlar delusion
that two can live as cheaply as one. 1
When a fellow who bas a seat in a
crowded car is confronted by a pretty
girl he generally rises to the occasion
Cupid believes in homeopathy at
least he heals with another arrow the
tbe wound made by one of his darts.
No man on earth can love his neigh
bor as himself if he has a garden and
the aforesaid neighbor keeps chickens.
The longer a man argues to make a
woman see the reason or a tmng tne
surer she is to trust her instinct about
it.
bill collector.
If you have a friend among the
school teachers, head her her off from
going to a summer school during the
vacation, lne teachers Know so much
now they have people scared to death.
VIRULENT CANCER CURED.
Startling proof of a wonderful advance
in medicine is given by drupgist G. W.
Roberts of Elizabeth, W. Va. An old
man there had long suffered with what
good doctors pronounced incurable
cancer. They believed his case hopeless
till he used Electric Bitters and ap
plied Bucklen's Arnica Salve, which
treatment completely cured him.
When Electric Bitters are used to ex
pel bilious, kidney and microbe poisons
at the same time this salve exerts its
matchless healing power, blood diseases,
skin eruptions, ulcers and sores
vanish. Bitters 50c, Salve 25c at Hall
& Lyles.
How many things are loose at your
bouse One man counted seventeen
different noise in tbe high wind last
night, indicating that there were sev
enteen different repairs he should be
making.
A man went away recently to have,
as he expressed ic, "tbe moss scraped
off him." He thought be had been in
a rut and needed a change. He will
come back next week. With the
moss there also came the skin, but
don't mention it.
Price $1.00
CTJTICUBA SOAP, to cleanse the skifl
of crusts and scales and soften the thlck-
ned cuticle, CUTICUBA OIHTMEHT,
to instantly allay itching, Inflamma
tion, and irritatioa, ana aootneana neai,
and CUTICURA RESOLVENT PILLS,
to cool and cleanse the blood. ASIHGLE
SET of these great skin curatives la
often sufficient to cure the most tortur
ing, disfiguring, itching, burning bleed
ing, crusted, scaly, ana pimpiy sum,
scalp, and blood humours, with loss ot
hair, when all else tails.
Millions of People
I'sb Ccticdb Soap, assisted liy CVtkx ju
Ointment, for preserving, purifying, and
beautlf yng the skin, for cleanBinn wo traip
of crust, scales, and dandruff, and tho stop
ping of falling hair, for softening, whitening,
and soothing red, rough, and sore hamlx, for
baby ratihes. ltrhlngs, ana cnanngs, aim i.ir
all the purposes of the toilet, bath, and nurs
ery. Milllonsof Women use Clticj iia Soap
In the form of baths for annoying Irritations,
Inflammations, and excoriations, or too free
or offensive perspiration. In the lorm ot
wat-hes for ulcerative weaknesses, aud for
ninny sanative, antiseptic purposes which
readily suggest themselves to women.
CrTirrraA Rssolvent Pills (Chocolate
Coated) are a new, tasteless, odorless, eco
nomical substitute for the celebrated liquid
Ci-tu'vba Kksolvent, as well as lor all other
blood purifiers and humour cures. In screw
Cap vials, eoutaiuiiig 60 doses, price 2SC.
Sold throuhont th wortd. Snp, e., Otktmwt,
., Fills. t. BrUUh Dep4t 7-l.fhrtrhouM(q,
I-indnn. French 1P1 I Kut 1 l Pmil, Pri. PT
Xia iMi' Cttia. Cuvr 6eM Prop Uotkiu, U. b. ii.
A riEU FAST TRAIH
Between 8t. Louis and Kansas City and
OZaLAIIOMA CITY,
WICHITA,
DEIMISON,
SHERMAN,
DALLAS,
FORT WOHTEl
And principal point In Texaa and the South,
went. This train la new throughout and 1
mad, up of the finest equipment, provided
with electrio light and all other modern
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TIME OF TRAINS AT
No 3 ,
traveling convenience.
ompletod
It run via our now
Red River Division.
known to modern caf
Every
build to an
In tne uaae-up oi una aervioe, inciuuing
appliance
nd railroading ha been employed
Cafe Observation Cars,
ender the management of Fred. Harvey.
Full Information a to rate ana au neians oi
a trip via thia new mate will be cheerfully
furnished, upon application, by any repre
sentative oi tne
"winter Homes In Summer Lands "
The above is tbe tittle of an attrac
tive booklet just issued by the Passen
ger Department of the Southern Kail
way. It is beautifully illustrated and
fully describes the winter resorts oi
the Soit h. A copy may be secured by
sending a two-cent stamp to Mr. C. A.
Benscoter, Assistant General t'assen
ger Agent, Chattanooga, Tenn.
We sent a lot of beans to St. Pierre,
and found that they should have been
coffin 8, and the beans are to be sent
back. If you failed to comprehend
the extent of tbe horror there, this
may make it plainer to you.
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C. 6. CLARKE,
Grornl Manigrr, ST. LOCIS.
C. M.SHKPARO. JNO. M.BEALL,
Ucni Pm'r Aitent, AhICciIIuI Apnt.
OBUL ST. 1.0118.
LOCAL TIME CARD, M. &. O. RY.
Trains South Hound arriv .it Okolona, depart
3 9:4 a m 9:51 urn
1i0 1 ". 10:36 p m 10:41 pm
Local Freight No. 11 dully, except Sunday.
leaves Okoloiia 10:30 ara
No 11 Local Ki-eiirlit, daily except Sundya
Arrive Okoiona 5 30 pm
Leave 7:30 am
Trains North Hound:
No 2 . 6:18 ara 6:23"am
jC0 4 7:00pm 7:OOpra
No 10 Local Freight Train Tuesday. Thursday
and Saturday only lv OUolona 6:45 am
No 12 Ixical Freight Train daily except Sun
day arrive Ukoloua fi:30 pm
Leaves 0:00 uiu
J. F. HARUKLL. A pent.
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Kothinz scares a man worsa than to
have a woman begin to flirt with him,
instead of his beginning to nirt wltn
her.
Some people, after casting a crust
of bread upon tbe waters, think they
should get a bowl of milk toast in re
turn.
Manr a vounsr man who leaves col
lege with the intention ot reforming
tbe world changes his mind and hunts
a paying job.
Character is bounded on tbe north
by industry, on the east by integrity,
on south by morality and on the west
by aobriety.
Whenever we see tho word "feli
citous." we have a better understand
inc of the feelinzs of a bull when he
sees a red flag.
The old story about wolves in
sheep's clothing comes home to a man
when be orders spring lamb in a cheap
restaerant.
The Cause of Many
Sudden Deaths.
There is a disease prevailing In this
country most dangerous because so decep
tive. Many sudden
deaths are caused by
it heart disease,
pneumonia, heart
failure or apoplexy
r are often the result
of kidney disease. If
kidney trouble is al
lowed to advance the
kidney-poisoned
blood will attack the
vital organs or the
kidneys themselves break down and waste
away cell by cell.
Bladder troubles most always result from
a derangement of the kidneys and a cure Is
obtained quickest by a proper treatment of
the kidneys. If you are feeling badly you
can make no mistake by taking Dr. Kilmer's
Swamp-Root, the great kidney, liver and
bladder remedy.
It corrects inability to hold urine and scald
ing pain in passing it, and overcomes that
unpleasant necessity of being compelled to
go often during the day, and to get up many
times during the night. The mild and the
extraordinary effect of Swamp-Root is soon
realized. It stands the highest for its won
derful cures of the most distressing cases.
Swamp-Root Is pleasant to take and sold
by all druggists in fifty-cent and one-dollar
sized bottles. You may
have a sample bottle ot rT'. v
this wonderful new dis
covery and a book that
tells all about It, both Horn of Swamp-Root,
sent free by mail. Address Dr. Kilmer & Co.
Binghamton, N. Y. When writing mention
reading this generous offer in this paper.
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dr. runo'G
thy (iff DISCOVERY
FOR THAT COLD.
TAKE HO SUBSTITUTE.
Tallr .hnnt. a woman work n for VUUSUIilLmUU.VUUKUa,
her church: it is said a man worked (Jolds. HfOnchltlS. Asthma.
1. J 1L. rik. I.I. l.i) Gnnnn 1 . ' , . .
that he fainted. rneumonia,llayi? ever,l leu-
"The last time I saw vou," said a
woman who called on an uxoiona
woman yesterday, "you were coding
back from tbe altar a bride, with your
arms full of lilies, and now you are
earning two babies cad a broom.
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Sore Throat. Croup end
i Whooping Cough.
no cure, no PAY.
Pries 50c. and $ J. TRIAL BOTTLES FF.IL -
Lauderdale Springs;
LAUDERDALE, MISS-
I4 Kinds
OF WATER, specific for all
diseases of the stomach, liver and
kidneys, for malaria, indigestion,
debility and kindred ailments.
8prings embrace thirty acres of
Mineral Water, magnificent Lawn
of Ten acres, stndded with large
forest grown. Cool, shady, and
I free from dust and insect pests.
Sj Tables first class. 8pacions t.all
room, good music ana dancing
every night.
Summer Season Jane 1 to Oct 1. vi3
G. A. CROOKER,
PROPRIETOR. j
FRISCO SYSTEM.
TRAINS WKST FKOM Tt'1'KI.O.
Southeikstern Limited dully 4:57 p m
Memphis and New York LlinlU'd ... 3:4o a m
Memphis & Tupelo Accotn., daily 6:35 a m
TRAINS EAST FROM TUFKLO
Southeastern Limited daily 11:10 a
New York Limited, thro sleeper dly 1 30 a m V,
Memphis & Tupelo Aceomuioduticn
dally, arrives Tupelo 00 p m
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$125 PER CALLON.v
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WINSTON, N. C.
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CaRh with order.
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WITH YOUR FIRST ORDER.
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OKOLONA, MISS.
Up-to-date Stoves, Queensware, Glassware, Woodenware,
Oarers the people of Okoiona an! snrroundinjr conntry an assortment of (roods equal to any they would find in
the larsrest cities, all direct from first hands, and at prices that cannot fail to satisfy the prudent buyer-rJ-Remember,
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