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A HANDSOME LOT OF C GATHERED GEMS.M Orumblirg is a lot of comfort to some men. To f.at'er a sailor give him alt water taffy. It doesn't require much effort to go down h !1. Sorie people tala too much to real ly say auyihing. It iti neceary to begin at the top in digging a well. Never judge a man by the cigara he gives way. The prol!al ion of the meek and lowly is a bad egg. Arier i the thunder that fours the milk of baman kindness. A young cornet player is deadly to more than mosquito. The mob spirit is very often gotten out of bottles. A white man's clothes never seem to fit an Indian. When twins arrive, we imagine that evm the doctor laughs. Let's stop talking of 1396 a jd 1900. Let's discuss 1904 foj a change. In the lexicon of Cleveland there Is no su5h word as race suicide. The Aldrich vice-presidential boom is too wriak at the bat. The jollier generally manages to make both ends meet. Speaking of race suicide, what's the matter with the toy pistol? There are fellows who laugn and grow tat over thalr own jokes. The King and Queen of England have starred on their Irish trip. Couot Cassini, Russian ambassador, says he will return to America. No man can serve two masters an lesshe Is it low down politician. A scientist who investigated the color of a cyclone found in blew. Judge Mouton of Lafayette, La , has declared for direct primaries. Japan wants peace and so does Rus sia, especially a piece of old China. An appetite for liquor beats an um brella for keeping some men dry. As a national institution the over coat is now eclipsed by the shade tree. The visit of Tncle Jo Cannon to Oyster Bay was-not announced by any other big guns. The pure food combine, too, seems to be suffering somewhat from undi gested securities. The presidential boom of Mr. Fran cis has got an aggravated case of bag ging at the knee. Not all of the scoundrels of this country are in the penitentiary and the postofflce department. V vou 866 t ,n lt New York Even ing Post it's someth'r&g mean about the South. " The Canadian idea seems to be that only little rascals should be extra- , dited. That Minnesota food convention came very near belag a Kentucky feud convention. Ben Tillman's bureau of publicity Timet have gone into the hands of a reuei ver. When last heard from the Iowa idea was keeping company withthe ground hog. It will ruin any man to be henpeck ed. We never knew such a man to amount to anything. It is every man's secret fear that he will become delirious some day, and his wife will be his Durse. The trouble is that the soft down 6n a girl's face is liable to stiffen np with age, and become whiskers. When a woman has twins, all the other mothers of twins want to call and offer sympathy, but haven't time. "Anxious Heart'' writes the Globe 'lor rales to be observed when one goes visiting. We know but one: Don't go visiting. A father of five marriageable daugh ters wants suggestions as to what tiiud of premiums would make them move faster. When there is a sudden shouting on the streets, a woman always looks down in an alarmed way to see if her skirt is coming off. It is a mistaken notion that they have in Europe that the men who get up lynching parties are barbarians; they invariably give their victim a chance to say ia prayers. The society formed to rehabilitate the reputation of Aaron Burr will doubtless run np against a sua; equal to the memorable journey of Jack and Jill. Even the historical novel will hardly lie of much aid, though it em ploy ail the rainbow language in sight. Hotlon and poetry have a limit. United States Senator Hopkins of Illinois says it is "a shame and dis grace"', that the South has no negro vongresman. Why doosn't Sis Hopkins' father put an Illinois negro 4a congress to represent the Illinois negroes? There are 85,073 of them. "Government by injunction'' is a I olitml catch phrase that been used by politicians during the past few years like a good many other slogrns, to gu'il the people. The writ of in junction is one of the fundamental safejrjsrda of human rights, as every msm with thimbleful of legal know-it-.d;;e b nawi. It is a leading process of ' courts and is only used wh-re th.? law is so deffcient as to afford no remedy for the injury which w utl le accomplished through its violation. It will be with ns until the Srpretne Lawgiver takes the execu tion of all law into His own hands and no pm i i t of political claptrap can hawl it down. , -v" 7 Vii sWi Sv"4 NV vS It has been decided to float another 3,00,000 of Philippine certificates. Congressman Cannon retains his views Ta respect of financial legisla tion. The shortage of the cotton supply is expected to stimulate production 1" Africa. Much Interest is felt In Washington in the coming trial of Prof. LangeltjV airship. The Constitution again defeated Reliance in a forty-miles race on time allowance. The Czar has punished the Vice Governor who was at Klsbenef dur ing the massacre. Venezuelan Federals are reported to have bombarded Cludad Bolivar, with some loss of life. Evansville is In Indiana; so is Crumpacker, and Crompacker, well, he is not saying a word now. The disccussion of the negro by office seeking politician bad on the black man but not quite so bad as the way the mobs up North treat him. The United States will Ignore the failure of the Cuban Congress to rati fy the Piatt amendment. If anybody has an agamomermla cullsia we think we know where there is a mosquito he can feed on. DEWITT IS THE NAME. When you go to bny Witch Hazel Salve look for the name DeWitt on every boi The pure unadulterated Witch Hazel la used in making DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve, which is the best salve in the world for cuts, burns, bruises, boils, eczema and piles. The populari ty ot DeWitt's Witch Haxel Salva, due to its many enres. has causd numer ous worthless counterfeits to be placed on the market. The genuine bears ihe name of E. C. DeWi't & Co., Chkago. 8old- by all drnggisk The New York society woman who engaged in a swimming match ac quired their proficiency doubtleea from being in the swim. . Joe Folk doesn't show any more sympathy for municipal crookedness than does Addlcks for a ballot that's not for sale. If they ever get throngh with disin fecting the postofflce department it might be a good Idea to cauterize it. Judge Lynch appears to look npon law in some parts of the country as a collection of technicalities by which icoundrels set their freedom. They are goine to spend a million dollars In New York City foi public baths. That amount would hardly even disinfect Tammany. The spoils system seemu to prevail in the federal departments at W ash ington, but if tbey don't look out the Republicans will spoil tneir cnances for next time. It is said in connection with the re cently discovered comet that thereby hang a conple of tales. Tbey need not necessarily be contradictory, however. The report of one of the German new navy guns, it is said, can be beard forty miles, but it cannot penetrate the silence surrounding David B. Hill. It is stated that the President of the Pennsylvania Railroad gets $75,000 a year. That ought to be enough to keep him from worrying about the proposed advance in the price of tooth-picks. SUICIDE PREVENTED. The startling announce that a pre ventive of suicide had been discovered will interest many. A run down down system, or despondency invariably pre cede suioide and something has been found that will prevent that condition which makes suicide likely. At the first thonght of self destruction take Elect: Ic Bitters. It being a greRt tonic and nervine will strengthen the nerves and build up the system. It's also a great Stomach. Liver and Kidney regu totor. Only 50 Satisfaction guaran teed by all Druggist. Many a wife in after years is sorry that she didn't stick to her $6 a-week job. Abont three minutes after starting an argument with a woman a man realizes that he is lost. A small boy never misses what he throws at unless there is a large pane of glass just back of his target. It Is taking an unfair advantage of a Russian to ask htm to pronounce his nama when he has been drinking. Nothing makes a woman so mad as to have a man she dislikes refuse to giva her opportunity to turn him down. When a man gazes heavenward and sees two moons ne is not in a proper frame of mind to make wbeather pre dictions. Don't get the idea into your head that a woman is more economical than a man just because her waist it smal ler. EAT ALL YOU WANT. Persons troubled with indigestion or Dvspepeia Can eat all they want if they will taae Kodol Dyspepsia Cure. This remedy prepares thj stomach for the reception retention, digestion assimila tion of all th8 wholesome food tnat may be eaten, and en ibles the digestive organs to transform the same into the kind of blood that gives health and strength. Sold by all druggist. Every time the Shramrocks run a preliminary race Sir Thomas Llpton gets about a million lines of choice advertisement in select position and and well displayed calling attention ludirectly to his best brands of tea. In view of recent events in Wall Street the lamblets will doubtless feel inclined to be good now. N- A little tTiu,,, - -iLJi.. in death. Tuns a tn-re scratch , Incigni ticant cots or pony boila have paid the dth penalty. It is wise to have Bncklen's Anica S&lre ever bandy. It's the best Salye on earth an 1 will pre vent fatahtv. when Burn, Sores, Ulcers and Piles threaten. Only 23c, at all drng stores. When we see a girl all in white, we don't think of fairies, bu: of the wash ing. Not a few companies in this countrv are capitalized on the sponge idea. May be that extra tail to Borelli's comet is a delicate compliment to a strenuous administration. Perhaps that music that kills mos quito must t he played on the band organ to be effective. ' The blackberry is a small fruit that grows on a cob; people eat the cob and all, Including sr-eds. The black berry is ovei -rated antil It appears in jam. After all It seems that Chas. M Schwab, president of the steal trust was a cieature of blind luck more than a man of ability and worth. Events of the past year or more show him to be anything but a strong, safe, conser vative business man. PUTS AN END TO IT ALL, A KTievoss wail oftimes rom resalt of unbearable pain from over taxed organs. Dizziness, Beckache, Liver complaint and Constipation. But rnanas 10 ur. King's rew Lire Pills they put an end to It nil. They are arentle but thorough. Try theai. Onk 2-"c. Guaranteed by all drugstores. The worst feeling :n the world is the homesickness that comes over one occasionally when he la at home. There is no hope for the man who will borrow money to indulge himself in a pleasure he can get along without. As we get older we find our admira tion increasing for the gtrl who can't play without her music and who left it at home. The average girl is so Trne that she destroys the love letters of the first man after the second man calls on her the second time. Some men who were never a nui sance in all their lives, sometimes become one at a Dnbllo metinr h getting np Uiking too long. If we were a drayman, we would feel awfnllv rjrond of a ixr,nn-vr- old daughter who wonld get up in the oray ana nae oesiaeus. POTENT PILL PLEASURE. The pills that are potent in their action and pleasant in effect are Dewitt's Little Early Risers. W. 8. Fhilpot, of Albany, Ga., rays "During bilious attack I took one. Small as it was it did me more good than calomel, blne uiass or any other pills I ever took and at the same time it effected me pleas antly. Little Early Risers are certainly an ideal pill." Sold by all druggists. It is just like a woman when she Is talking to a man over the telephone to whisper to him so "central" can't bear. It is the girl that slips throuch a man's fingers just when he thinks he has caught her that he keeps on want ing to catch. Bv the time an sftnrnnnn toi nnfn has got through with a good woman's reputation it iooks as II it belonged In a problem play. The skeleton that every mat thinks he keeps safely hidden in the closet at home walks along the street behind him. grinning over his shoulder at all his friends. CHEAP RATES TO TEXAS. On the first and third Tuesday of each month, the Cotton Belt will sell ronnd triD tickets to Totha Art ana a T .-n a ana, Oklahoma and Indian Territory at uuc ire pius jiy.uu ror tne round trip. Tickets will be limited to three weeks for return and will allow fnn the going trip. For full particulars and for handsome illustrated paraph ilia - nomes in tne etoutnwest' and "Through Texas with a Camera" write to W. C. Pasler, Dist. Pass. Agt. 307 Main Street, Memphis, Tennessee. Save Every Peach Seed. We Will pav flftV cents a hnahfil for all the peach seed ' vnn ,an Hu your neighbors and collect na apverul bushels. G. T. Howerton & Bros., Guntown, Miss. As a rule women are more lihnrnl than men. The wlfA mhn hua a mlnil of her own is continually giving her uuBuauu jjici;cb VI It. Probably nothing jars a man like the discovery that he has been suck ing a suspender button for ten minutes under the impression that it's a cough lozenge. If you know of a poor stifled old horse a hose with sore back abarbed-wire wound, unnatural growth '.stiff joints or swollen limbs, send him around. We can cure him with a few aopllcat(ons of Ramon's Nervee &Bone Oil, 25 cents. Not In the Trust. Why pay trust prices for your life insurance whbn yon can get a more liberal contract from the Union Central Life Insurance Company for lessjmon ey? G. T. Howertox, District Manager, Tupelo, Miss. We often hear of love at first sight, but after that love just as blind as ever. When a man is unT'er a cloud you cad't always convince him that it has a silver lining. When a mule kicks he generally ac complishes something, which is more thn can be said of a lot of men. . A Wise Governor. It is generally conceded that Jno. M. Stone was one of the wisest gov ernors that tbis state ever had. He said of the Union Central Life Insur ance Company: "It writes the most liberal contract of any company In the state." G. T. UOWERTON, District Manager, Tupelo, Miss. T Special Attention is Dyspeptic: 'are made every carelessness. Cure pation and Indigestion i AND TON'lC PELLETS k Nature and does not .purgatives gripe and valids. Ramon's pffpet ivrmanent cures. V 25 fo., 773 fti Lffi ft, t'Til A p? Springs Mississippi's Great Health Rescrt, 18 Miles North of Meridian, on M. & O. It. R. Season Opens June 10, 1903. 14 Different Kinds of Water ALL DISEASES , Of the Bowels Kidneyn, Liver and Stomach Cured Accooimodations flrst-clasi, Beautiful Grounds, Spacious Hotel, No Mo quilos or other insect pests. Mimic, Dancing, Games and other amusements. Mr. Robert W. Wslker, an experienced hotel man, will be in charge of the Culinary Department. Dr. T. B. RYDER, M. D., D. O., Resident Physician. For Terms, etc., address G. A. CROOKKR, President. Lauderdale, Miss. tfo rf? P7? tt? MISSISSIPPI COLLEGE. ESTABLISHED 1826. Equipments are constantly bnntr Improved. Endowment is belna; f nnually en larged. Next eefslon begins SEPTEMBER 10.1903. K3-SEND FOR CATALOGUE. Tm LOWERY, Clinton, Ainds Connty, Miss. PRESIDENT. HAVE YOU READ IT? If not not, yon will as soon as the opportunity offers and you hay-e glanced at it. It (rives you in a plain, clean and con vincing manner, an account of THE ORIGIN, STATUS AND HISTORY--OF TrjE NEGRO- FROM THE CREATION. By CHARLES CARKOLL, 1 Author of V "In the linage of God," ) We sometimes believe in hoodooes. All a widow's coolness is on the out side. How often the same old story is told. In telling abont it, ajiy man can do a good day'a work. When yon make wishes, it is a sign yon are not getting what yon want. Between the ages of fifteen and forty-five, the time when womanhood begins and motherhood ends, it is esti mated that the aggregate te m of wo man's suffering is ten years. Ten years out of tbirtyl One third of the best part of a woman's life sacrificed ! Think of the enormous loss of time! But time Is not all that is lost. Those years of suffering steal the bloom from the cheeks, the brightness from the eyes, the fairness from the form. They write their record in many a crease and wrlncle. What a boon then to woman, is Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription. It promotes pefect regularity, dries np debilitating drain, heals nlceration, cures female weakness, and establishes the delicate womanly organs rn vigor ous and permanent health. No other medidine can do for woman what is done by Dr. Pierce'a Favorate Pres cription. The man who realizes that he has made a fool of himself experiences considerable difilcult in keeping others from finding it out. With the pocketless gown of today the chatelaine ba? is an ab.olnte neces sity to womankind. Let ns interest yon in some real fine steel bead ones which are worth $3.50 for a $2.00 bill Only a few left. Money bark if not satisfied . M aier's Jewelry Store. Aberdeen, Miss. To Oar Advertise nienrs t b in paper NX day by their own that case of Consti ere it's chronic. Try a remedy that assists. get in her way. strong! make confirmed in- act gently ana CtS. Rt. IJ - ffi eti L i t1j 1 rfr? W7 rift ff? Directed 3 ft V-r AftenU Wanted. Address AOAMIC PUBLISHING CO.. 1011 liruueu Street, St. Lous, Mo. Luck is the religion of fools. No Cordelia, a woman Isn't necessa rily out of yarn when she knits tier brows. Subtile minds are usually submis sive only when submission serves their own interests. We carry in stock, along with scores of other pills the cclebiated Ramon's Liver pills & Tonic Pellets, infact we are headquarters for pilis of all kinds but we want yon to try Kumou's The man ufacturers claim tnem to be the best our customers, who use them say they find them to be the best, and we believe' they are the best. Sou Some men let dollars Blip by while struggling to save pennies. It is Vardaman and Money. Just as as well commence to yell. There is something constitutionally wrong with the man who would rather play solitaire than poker. , What has become ot the old fashion ed spectacle of a sleeping baby with its face covered witb files? Prof. W. J. McGee has been ap pointed chief of the department of anthropology and ethnology at the World's fair, and the appropria tion for an Indian exhibit has been raised to 90,000. The Prof, is a native of this state. If yon want your money to yield a larger income, take a course In Harris' Iiussiness College, Jackson, Miss. They positively cannot supply the de mand ror bookkeepers and stenogra phers. During the past few months they have had 63 calls for bookkeepers and stenographers that they could not supply, 3IL0VM fr H0H STATION W CAIRO SM0NTC0MEI7Y MERIDIAN )NW OPIEAMS il T ; . . if t LOCAL TIME CARD, M. A. O. R.R. Trains South Bound arrlv at Okolona, depart No 8 9:56 a id 9:61 am No 1 10:33 p m 10:41 pm Local Frelnht No. il daily, except Sunday. leaves Okolona 10:30 am No 11 Looul Frelulu, dally except Sundya Arrive Okolona 5:30 pm Leav 7:80 am Trains North Bound: No a 6:30 a in 6:28 am No 4 7:05 pm 7:00pm No 10 Local Freight Train Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday only lv OKolona 5:45 am No 12 Local Kreltfht Train daily except Sun day arriveOkolona 6:00 pm Leaves , 6:00 am J. F. HARKKLL, Agent. NoS No 1 Ly Ar No a NO 4 8:23 p 10:30 p 1189 p 8:16 a St. Louis Span Murphysbor.j Tauiin Carlo Union City Rives Humboldt Jackson Corinth Tupelo OXOLOKA West l'oint Montgomery Mo rid Ian Mobile 7:83 6: 'JO 4:7 2:36 1:51 11:40 11:28 10:10 9:36 7:44 5:5H 6:30 4:26 1:30 B-25 8:24 a 6:18 a 5:10 a 8:43 a 8:00 a 1:18 a 1:01 a 10:'J5 a 11:39a 1:04 a 1 51 a 8 37 a 847 a 449 a 634 a 736 a 912a 9 56a 9:!V2a R:16p 12:30 p 7:21 p l:o p 2:10 p 4:05 p 4:16 n 6:85 pi u 11:61 p 6:25 p :17 n Il:2U p 9:83 p 8:(H) p 7:05 p 6:16 p 9 lOp 2:30 p 9:35 a 10:01 p 10:33 p 1183 p I 2:45 a 7:40 a; C.S.CLARKE. Generul Manuifer, St. Louis. O. M. SHEPARD. JNO. M. BE ALL. Gen'l. Puss r. ARent. Ass t. (Jenn. Pass r. Ag-t MOH1LK. Pt. LOUIS. 31 L,0Y7 Colonist Rate VIA THE TO . The WEST and SOUTHWEST- This is a good route to the new and fertile fields of Okla homa, the Indian Territory and Texas. Low rates both single and round trip in effect on the first and third Tuesdays of each month. For detailed informa tion, address J.N.CORNATZAR Division Passenger Agent MEMPHIS, TENNESSEE TRAINS WEST FROM TUPELO: Southeastern Limited dally 457 p ra Memphis and New York Limited ... 8:45 m w Memphis & Tupelo Accom., daily 6:35 a ui TRAINS EAST FROM TUPELO Southeastern Limited daily 11:10 a ra New York Limited, thro sleeper Uly l-30 a m Memphis & Tupelo Accommodation daily, arrives Tupelo. 9.00 p m The pretense that you amount to more than you really do will cause you trouble. Modesty Is not only very rare, but very profitable. If your watch needs doctoring, c your clock is dyspeptic, bricg it. senc it or railroad it In and let ns enre it fo you. That Is onr business. MAlER'f Jewelry Store, . Aberdene, $Ii8. t k f V ft E 3k X JACR50NVIllil El