Okolona messenger., July 11, 1906, Image 2

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Wferai fan
The poorest recommendation lome
men can have is that they are ai good
as their words.
Men who poee as heroes for having
threshed cowards are usually cowards
themselves.
When a girl reads her letters in pub'
Ho places it's a sign she doesn't get
yery many.
Some bachelors act as if they think
it is better to have loved and wedded
than never to have loved at all.
It is rather surprising that none of
the correspondence sohools have nn
dertaken to teach canal digging by
mail.
Try a little Kodol for Dyspepsia after
your meals. See the effect it will pro
duce on your general feeling by dl
trpstinc vonr food and helping your
stomach to get itself into shape. Many
stomachs are overworked to the point
where they refuse to go further. Kodol
digests your rooa ana gives your owm
unh the rest it needs, while its recoil'
stmctive nronertiee get the stomach
hank Into working order. Kodol re
links fl ltnlnnofl. sour stomach, palpi
fntinn nf thf hart. belching, etc. Sold
by St. Olair Wylie Drug co., Tupelo,
Miss., and all druggists.
If a woman is suspicious of her hus
hand he will find it exceedingly nn
satisfactory trying to explain what he
says in his sleep.
The day is here when the woman
with not sufficient clothes on to wad
s ahotsrnn will be terribly shocked at
seeing a man without a coat.
Th PhilarielDhia chiid-stealer was
nrnmntiv railroaded into the peniten
tlarv. He must have told the truth
when he said he was without a dollar
ft man would worrv as much for
heinc nnable to nav their debts as they
do because they can't incur additional
ones, things would look more encour
aging.
BOWEL COMPLAINT IN CHIL
DREN.
Dnrinsr the summer months children
are subiect to disorders of the bowels
which should receive careful attention
as soon as the first nnnatnral looseness
of the bowels appears. The best med
Iclne in use for bowel complaint is
Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Di
arrhoea Remedy as it promptly con
trola anv nnnatnral looseness of the
bowels. For sale by all dealers.
'I know one or two men," said
Uncle Eben, "dat prays to be made up
right and honest, dat nd lose money
in deir business if deir prayers was to
rnm true.' '
Blinks My Ufa is a failure. Jinks
In what way? Blinks I spend all my
time making money to buy food and
clothes, and the food disagrees with
me and my clothes don't fit.
Canada west of Lake Superior will
never, according to the prediction or
James J. Hill, be the home of more
than a population of 15.000,000. Bnt
even that many will help some.
"What's the difference between vis
ion and sight?" "See those two girls
across the street?" "Well, the pretty
one I would call a vision of 1 wellness,
but the other one she's a sight.''
8AVED HIS COMRADE'S LIFE.
"While returning from the Orand
Army Encampment at Washington
City, a comrade from Elgin, 111., was
taken with cholera morbus and was in
a critical condition," sajs Mr. J. E.
Houghland, of Eldon, Iowa. "I gave
bim Chamberlain's Colic, Cnolera and
Diarreoea Remedy and believe saved
his life. I have been engaged for ten
years in immigration work and con
ducted many parties to the south and
west I always carry this remedy and
have used it successfully on many oc
casions. ' sold by all dealers.
Several young chaps in Kansas City
will be careful in the future how they
make remarks about red haired girls
on tne street, They got a ride in the
patrol wagon and a fine of $ 26 each
When a society woman admits that
i the debutantes have grown np so fast
, that she doesn't even know them it's a
sign she can afford to have it known
she's not In the spring chicken class.
"Is this an open town?" asked the
tourist. "You bet it is, stranger,'' re
plied the native with a show of pride
"There ain't a girl in town that don't
wear peek-a-boo waists and openwork
hosiery."
Sunday School Teacher Remember,
Johnny, if you are a good boy yon will
go ro heaven some day and have a
beautiful harp. Small John About
how good will I have to be to gets
drum instead of a harp?
Bobbie: Pa, is it really trne when
you lick me it hurts you more'n it
does me?" Father: "Yes, Robert."
.Bobbie: "Then here's where yon aret
i. ... Tii i . . y ..
. aiuii. i iurew iae cat aown tne well,
an' ma's goin' to tell yon on me.''
It is often What' a' woman doesn't
say that makes her attractive.
An engagement ring will not Justify
a girl In ber personal appearance.
He Do von think we could live on10
a week? She Yes, bnt no longer.
The girl who trusts all men hasn't
been thrown with the mala sex much.
A good many men can study them
selves verv carefully and still cot
learn anything.
Often a man can't see any good in
the world because the world doesn't
see any good in him.
A good many people get credit for
being original because they are too
shrewd to get caught.
Two pints of milk make one quart,"
sajs an exchange. So do one pint of
milk and one pint or water.
Every once in a while something
comes np to vindicate the man who
was born poor and is glad of it.
One must pay for the distinction of
being a social favorite by becoming a
neipiess martyr to tne cause.
When a girl gets engaged if she Isn't
just dying to ten some old matinee
chum there's usually nothing to it.
The Colonel I fancy your wife lost
her temper today. Smith Not a bit
of it. She has an inexhaustible supply.
One thing can be said for the Insur
ance companies under the old extrav
agant management, xney gave away
gooa Plotters.
It has been our observation that the
man who boasts of always speaking
tne plain truth is considerable of a
liar himself.
Past,Preseirtand
Future Paint
The best "past" paint is the
paint which 'has worn down
evenly, leaving the surface
'read for repainting without
the need of expensive scraping
find "buroing-off."
The best "present" paint is
the paint which is applied with
least labor, covers the most sur
face per gallon, and looks the
best when on. c --
The best "future" paint is
the paint which lasts without
cracking or peeling, affording
perfect protection for the great
est number of years.
Viewed in any of these ways,
Collier
Pure White Lead
OUA by th Old Dutaa PttxMM)
mixed with Pure Linseed Oil is
best. Good painters all say so.
Send for our free book. It tells about
paints, thoroughly yet simply, and gives
you a test tor paint purity. .
NATIONAL LEAD COMPANY
Clark Ave. mm 10th St., SI. Lotus. Mo.
For sale by first class dealers.
It is always well to have a box of
salve in the house. Sunburn, cuts,
oruises, piles ana doiis yield to Lie-
Witt's Witch Hazel Salve. Should
keep a box on hand at all times to pro
vide for emergencies. For years the
standard, bnt followed by many imi
tators. Be enre yon get the genuine
ue Witt's witch Hazel Salve. Sold by
at. uiair wyiie urngco., mpeio, miss.
ana ail druggists.
When a woman is perfectly willing
ior everyooay to Know ner age it s
pretty good eign she has tangible pros
pects.
The reason a good many people do
not succeed is because they consume
all their time giving advice to some
body else.
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
vyi -w wvius, vi is up suu w uuupinf VUUgis
THE NUMBERS OF HOUSES
Great Difficulty Sometimes Expe
rienced at Night in Decipher
ing Them.
"in view or the fact that so many
houses have been renumbered, owing
to the change of the names of streets,'.
said a physician to a Washington Star
reporter, "it is timely to suggest that
some effective way should be devised
to require property owners to display
conspicuously in all instances the
street number of their houses.
"In visiting patients, especially at
night, the physicians of this city ex
perience a great deal of annoyance in
this respect, and no doubt it Is an
Inconvenience experienced by the gen
eral public as well. One would im
agine that self-interest would cause
house owners to number their prem
ises plainly and to keep the figures
in good condition by repainting when
ever necessary, but such is not the
case In a surprisingly large number
of dwellings. Owners should be re
quired to letter the numbers of their
houses without exception on the glass
transoms over the front door to the
end that the numbers may be easily
distinguished by night as well as by
day. It Is often difficult to locate a
particular house on a block at night
except by running the houses along,
taking the one which displays its
number on the glass over the door
as a guide. In other cases the little
square tin pieces hearing the house
number tacked over the doorways are
so weather worn that they cannot be
distinguished even in the daytime. If
there is an ordinance or police regula
tion covering this point it is now a
good time to resurrect it and put It
Into force."
Temptation is a highly contagions
disease rrom wnicn few ir any are im
mnne.
Standard Oil is a great institution
but the United State of America also
is a going concern.
Kennedy's Laxative Honey and Tar
is the original laxative cough syrup
and combines the qualities necessary
to relieve the congh and purge the
system of cold. Contains no opiates.
Sold only by St. Clair Wylie Drag co.,
inpeio, miss., ana ail druggists.
If yon disagree with a woman she
knows she is right; if you agree with
ner sne nas ner daunts.
When a man trusts to lack it's a
question of time ere he will lose his
taltb as well as bis money.
She He married her for her monry.
Wasn't that awful? He Did he eet
it? She No. He It was.
Now that denatured alcohol is free.
the thirsty automobile should drink
deep and abjure its gasoline odor.
A sweet breath adds to the joys of a
kiss. Yon wouldn't want to kiss your
wife, mother or sweetneart with a bad
breath- Ton can't have ' aweet
breath without a healthy Womach.
You can't have a healthy 'stomach
without perfect digestion. There is
only one remedy that digeets what you
eat and makes the breath as sweet as a
rose and that remedy is Kodol for
Dyspepsia. It is a relief for soar stom
acb, palpitation of the heart, and otli
er ailments arising from disorder of
the stomach and digestion. Take
little Kodol after your meals and see
what it will do for you. Sold by St,
Clair Wylie Drug co., Tupelo, Miss.
and all druggists.
The conditions are still favorable for
an immense corn crop. Yon can eaai
iv understand wny tne farmers are so
happy . v
Every woman has one fixed belief
about her age, no matter what her age
maybe. "And what is that?" "That
she doesn't look it."
Is it a matter of general knowledge
In the hud that canned Boston baked
bens are products of Chicago paoking
estaousnmeutsT
RELIABLE MEMPHIS FIRMS.'
MODEST CLAIMS OFTEN CARRY
' THI MOST CONVICTION.
When Maxim, the famous gun inven
tor, plaoed his gnn before a committee
ofjudges.he stated its carrying power
to oe much below what he felt sore the
gun would accomplish. The result of
the trial was therefore a great surprise
instead of disappointment. It is the
same with the manufacturers of Cham
berlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy. They do not publicly boast
of what this remedy will accomplish.bnt
prefer to let the Users make the state
ments. What they do claim, is that it
will positively core dtarrhoea, dysen
tery, pains in the stomach and bowels
and lias never been known to fall. For
sale by all dealers.
A bright youngstor was sent to
school for the first time. The teach
er called him up and pointing to the
letter A asked him what It was. The
boy looked at her in scorn for a mo
ment and then said, "It 'pears to me
that if you have to ask a little feller
like me what that is yon had better be
huntin' another job."
Benevolent Old Gentleman (resou
ing one small boy from the pummel-'
ing ot two others): "What are you
hurting this boy for?" "Because he
made so many mistakes in his arith
metlo this morning." "But what but
iness was that of yours??' "Why, be
let us copy oar answers from his.''
Does evil still, your whole life fill?
Does woe betide?
Your thoughts abide on suicide?
You need a pill I
Now for prose and facts Dewitt's Lit
tie Eariy Risers are the most pleasant
and reliable pills known today. They
never gripe, sold by at, Clair Wylie
Drug co., Tupelo, miss., and all drag-
gists.
The officials of the Standard Oil
trust say that President Roosevelt is
"creating prejudices" against it.
That's what the devil thinks that the
Christian ministry has been creating
against his own enterprise, "for lo 1
these many years."
While the Government is going to
the bottom of things, there is the ber
ry box; it will not be hard to find.
FRISCO'SYSTEM.
TRAINS WE8T'FROM T0PET):
457 pa
Southeastern Limited daily. ....
Memphis and New York Limited
Memphis Tupelo Aooom., dally.. .. .6:16 m
TRAINS EAST FROM TUPELO
Southeastern Limited dally -11:10 a b
New York Limited tbro sleeper d!y li-80 a it
Memphis A Tupelo Accommodation
aauy, arrives Tupelo. w.
.9.00 pa
The New Fast Train
BETWEEN
Children like Kennedy's Laxative
Honey and Tar. The pleasantest and
best cough syrup to take, because it
contains no opiates. Sold only by St.
Clair Wylie Drag co., Tupelo, Miss.,
and all druggists.
St. Louis
AND
New Orleans
St. Louis
AND
Mobile
Only the handsomest of Pullman
Library Observation Sleeping cars,
wide Vestibuled Coaches and Dining
Cars with Electric Lights and Fans
are used in tbe Limited. For all in
formation call on your Home Aeent,
or write J do. M. Beail, Qeneral Pas
senger AgenU St. Louis.
$1.22
Express
Prepaid
Thil fine Sheer White Embroidered Pin Dot
Swill Waiit,with elbow ileerei, edged with
rilenciennei lace, ilso lace collar, exactly like
above Illustration, lent prepaid for $1.00. If not
iitiifactory, return at our expense and money
will be refunded. Fill out this coupoa and mail
with $1.00 to BRY'S, Mcmphie, Tenn.
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NICE FOR YOU
Mail Orders Promptly Filled.
DINSTUHL'S MEMPHIS
Wholesale Distributors
SAMELSON A CO.
rOLEYSnOIltTTAR
Cures Coldsi Prevents Pneumonia
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sH"-"" -gy MEMPHIS. TENN.
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aarMenUon this paper when yoa writers I
EJarn More ::
Don't enrjr th. high salaried ones. Take m
i our coarse In actual business and become
fitted to earn big money yoursell. Out cat.
. . iogue Is tree It tells the truth.
CUT GLASS-The Ideal Wedding Gift
We illustrate below two pieces of CUT GLASS that have been selected
irom our stock as being especially suitable Wedding Presents. ....
we nave contracted with the manufacturers for their entire output of
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incsc two pieces ana are tneretore enaoied to quote them at
prices far below their ordinary cost. . . .
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DO NOT NEGLECT YOUR BOWELS.
Many serious diseases arise from ne
gleet of tbe bowels. Chamberlain's
Stomach and liver tablets are a pleas
ant and agreeable laxative. They in
vigorate the liver and regnlate the
Dowels. For sale by all dealers.
Dr. Osier has not said that when a
political party is fifty years old it is
old enough to be chloroformed. No
body has said it, and nobody will
think It. Not aire, but sin, is the
trouble with the jubilating Q. O P., j
OLD CHRONIC SORES.
As a dressing for old chronic sores
there is nothing so good as Chamber
Iain's Salve. While it is not advisable
to heal old sores entirely, they should
be kept in a good condition for which
this salve is especially valuable. For
sale by all dealers.
7 A seventeen year old Chicago girl
can speak six languages. One, bow
ever, is generally enough for a man
who wants a wife. N
The woman who imagines she can
elevate herself by' running down oth
ers sooner or later discovers that she's
sadly mistaken. -
THE ORIGINAL LAXATIVI COUGH SYRUP
KEmEOY'S laxative koxeytab
tts C!tTf B!iara ant Honor Bse sa Ersry Bsllts.
CAME DOCS DON'T EAT CAME
Remarkable Instance of the Influence
of Heredity in Lower
Life.
After a school girl has read abont
six yellow back novels she imagines
the can write and worries the mag
tines and newspapers. -
Mrs., B. I've come to tell you that
the photographs yon took of ns the oth
er day are not at all satisfactory. Why
my husband looks like an ape.' -The
Lady Photographer Well, madam,
yon should have thought of that be
fore yon bad bim photographed.
. The setter ate the mutton, chop
greedily, but he would have none of
tr-c partridge bones, says the New .Or
leans Times-Democrat.
"A good game dog," said his master,
"can't eat game. Its taste is repug
nant to him. This is a remarkable
instance of the Influence of heredity.
"Game dogs have been trained for
many generations not to eat the game
the birds and rabbits, and what not
which they bring back to their mas-
tera in their mouths. They have been
trained to consider that the eating
of such game would be a disgrace and
an unpardonable sin, the same as bank
clerks have been trained to consider
the t tbe pocketing ot a few dollars
from the millions they annually han
dle would be a disgrace and a sin. '
"And the result In the game dog's
case has been that this moral abhor'
rence of game suggested to them by
their masters baa been transmuted, in
Us passage down from one generation
to another, Into an actual physical
abhorrence. In the matter of game.
thanks to heredity, game dogs now
are never tempted. They can't sin."
Surely and permanently cures Ma
laria. Chills and Fever. Ague and
La Grippe, and gives healthy appe
tite and pure, rich blood, because it
and leaves your system free from
disease. Dr. Rich's Tasteless Chill
Tonic is readily taken Into tbe cir
culation, and each heart beat carries
it to every part of the body.
' Almost at once you feel better,'
eat better and sleep better, because
the Germs the Poisons in your
Blood are being destroyed. , And
each day you are closer to Perfect
Health. ' ' ' '
You should have this wonderful
Family Medicine in your home. Get
a bottle today at your druggist's: or if
be hasn't got it send 50c to us direct.
SPURLOCK-KlAt CO., Sole Proprietors
Nashville. Tenn.
These Pitchers
each cut on a
perfect, clear
white.flint glass
blank without
defect of any
kind. Heretofore
sold at $12.50,
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$8.50
Now
only
ESTABLISHED 1841
J I.
This 8-inch Bowl
is a new and popular
pattern cut on perfect,
clear white flint glass,
without defect. Never
sold before at less than
$5.00, we offer at
S 5 0
Packages for out-of-town are carefully packed in Byrd boxes, safe delivery guaranteed. We will prepay express charges '
on either of the above articles for 50 cents extra. , . We carry the most complete and largest stock of dependable high class
Jewelry in the South. If you are in a hurry call us over long distance phont at our expense. Request for charge accounts
will be honored when accompanied by mercantile references. '
C. L. BYRD & CO.,
W. C GRAVES
MANAGER
MEMPHIS
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Sat 814.95 Athena. Ga.. and return, on aala varinna tUtea ' ' " til qk
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Double daily sleepers to Atlanta
$51.90 Boston, Mass., and return, On sale daily, via Savannah and O. S. S. Co.
10.00 Cedar Gap, Mo., and return, on sale daily
25.00 Denver, Colorado Springs and return, on sale July 10th to 15th
30.00 " " " " " daily, through sjeeper daily
13.50 Eureka Springs and return, on sale daily, also very attractive vacation
rates to this popular resort, including accomodations at the famous Crescent
.. Hotel
61.15 Los Angelee, San Francisco and return, on sale June 25th to Jaly 7th
71.00 Los Angeles, San Fraucisco and return, on sale daily
47.05 Mexico City and return, on sale June 24th July 6trt
46.40 New York City and return, on sale daily, via. O. 8. 8. Co..
21.30 Omaha, Neb., and return, on sale July 10th- 13th
62.50 Portland, Ore., and return on sale June 15th 22nd
6.00 Bavendon Springs, Ark. and return, on sale dally
43.00 -Salt Lake City and return, on sale daily '
23.2 Washington, D. C, and return, on sale June 29tb, July 2nd 3rd.
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