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Usands Hare Kidney Trouble and Don't Enow it. Hot' o rind Out. fll a bottle or common glass with your a jei stand twenty-lour hours; a sediment or set tling; Indicates an unhealthy condi tion of the kid neys; If it stains in ev'dence of kid- fti W m'tZLJf ney trouble; too pass It or pain In ,vlnclng proof that the kidneys and blad 'are out of order. What to Tin. here is comfort In the knowledee so In expressed, that Pr. Kilmer's Swamp ipt, the great kidney remedy fulfills every I -uri"g rneumatism, pain in the k, kidneys, liver, bladder and every part fie urinary passage. It corrects Inability iold water and scalding pain in passing r bad effects following use of liquor, cssny 01 oeing compelled to go often ng ine aay, and to get up many tuv.es ng the night. The mild and the extra- Jnary effect of Swamp-Root is soon ized. It stands the highest for its won- iui cures ot tne most distressing cases, tyi need a medicine you should have the ' J Sold by druggists In 50c. and$l. sizes, lumay have a samrjle bottle of this Ihderful discovery a a book that tells :i . . - . irCSS Dr. Kilmer & Hom of Swamp-Root. , Binghamton, N. Y. When writing men- reading this generous otter in this paper. on't mik anv mmtnkTit. hnt. r- ijnber the name, Swamp -Root, Dr. ler sawamp-Koot. and tne address bampton, Ne York, on every bottle. WAGONS ...-Southern made for Southern work, they are standard throughout the South. If you would know why they outsell and outwear other wagons send for our illustrated descriptive catalogue covering farm wagons, lumber wagons, log wagons and dump carts. ....... olona Professional & Business Men. PB0FIS8I0NAL MEM. T.J. BUCHANAN. TTORNKY AT LAW, Office next door 'tu me ukuwui nauKiutf iuuiyauy, ukuiv Hiss. Practices in federal and State irts. R. J. CORDON. ATTORNEY AT LAW. nice In front room of A. T. Stovall's of- 'S. idependent phone no. 64. DBT SOODI AUD CL0THIN8. S. ELLIOTT & SON- RT GOODS, Clothlajr, Boots and Shoes trta t.n Our nrlras. nualitv of cnodf tsldered, are the lowest In the city. By fair ling and honest business methods, we al- y 8 rely on homing a customer wuenue oh e favored us with his traae. ucoiona. KILL the COUCH ND CURE the LUNGS wl Dr. sXins's' Nov Biseewy ORG ONSUMPTION Price OUGHS and 50c & $1.00 Frea Trial. OLDS laZTZZ anrl Onipifpnr. Cum lor all RrHBOAT and LUKO TKOUB- I-ica, or MONJii .hack- pIBeccoise inzxtfe only from UNSoiireiy pirfiTcrezTanai beceaise yeans of- experiervce havev III I VJIAiLa4 V, AW wti m ('" a i v a a rvr - a - M malte itright . , I uruer xronvyuw: jlloc&l agenx. Hlr no local &ct& rrom ms direct . UJH.QASLV ICE CESXMC-! For Sale by Bearden & King. A HARD LOT fvnnhlna to contend with. SDrine m tornlH liver and blockaded bow s, unless yon awaken them to their oper action witn r. n.ing 5 rtew to TMiio' the, nlftnnantest and most ef ctive cure for Constipation. They event Appendicitis and tone op the stem. 25o at all druggists. Boys will be boys, but some of tbem j in for tne trtcKs rnrouRo paro r m p wm mmmtmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm PAMES&S! GRAHAM raw xmm itnt, S-ll),-taeyiare boys after all. Old Tecomseli's Proxy, BY WILLIAM LIGHTF00T VT3S-. CHER. (Copyright, 1906, by Dally Story Pub.'Co.) SHERMAN. Qrlm-visaKed as , the mountain's face, when bared Before the beeom of the storm, that sweeps The snarled and rugged forest growth, thut dared , To rle among the rocks, where Nature keeps Her wildest wr.tch and ward. Yet, with high heart And kindly soul, amid war's fiercest ways, Great Sherman thou hast done a mighty part, ;, And won thy country's highest meed Ot praise. Tom Lansing and Lucie Bell loved each other, but they had talked on every other subject that they knew anythlr.g about, and on many of which they really knew nothing. Now they vi ere strolling around the eques trian statue of grand old "Teeumseh" Sherman, in the moonlight of May.. Near them towered the granite facade of the treasury, yonder twinkled the lights of the White House,- and away at the apex of a triangle, loomed in half-light, a mighty giant in gray, the monument to Washington. , Heavily deep and dark was the' new spring dress of the trees. "Sit there," he said. For with his handkerchief he had switched away the dust from a block of stone where stood, in real bronze,, one of the sol diers that, at quadrangle corners, guard the "Leader to the Sea." As he seated himself beside her he said: "I have written this and I want you to tell me if it sounds like poetry. I do not know if I can read it by this light, but I will try." The SCamn Vnnw U hv heart. "bn. he read it as if it tried his eyes. It was the verse that is printed above, beginning: "Grlm-visaged aa the mountain's face." . "It may be poetry,"' she said, "but I should think that you might devote your genius to something better than apostrophizing that old invader who left monuments to himself, more aw fully eloquent than this, all through dear old Georgia, in the chimneys of burned homes. I would find a. better theme if I were you." : "That Is very well said, Lucie. Now let me tell you a story," , . "Do." lMgi ; "Once upon a time" "That's a good, original start." "Shall I tell the story?" "I'll not say another word." ' "Once upon a time, when a famous warrior ' was leading his armies through a beautiful land" ' '. "Why don't you say Sherman In Georgia, at once?" "Thought you promised not to "say another word?" , "Oh! I was only trying to help you simplify matters." , , "All right. When Sherman was leading his legions through Georgia " "Following them, you mean." "Following his legions through Georgia, there was a handsome young captain of one of his regiments " "The story grows in interset." "A handsome young captain of a cavalry regiment had a remarkable episode. A cavalry brigade had cap ured the town of Roswell, on the ChatahooQhee," at the extreme , left of the army, and Roswell was simply a town of cotton and woolen factories. Th A p'JSo-nr'Ipfl of wr dotrmndort thn HEAD AND SCALP Bothered With Itching for a Long Time Found No Relief Until Cuticura Was , Used Kentucky Lady Now Completely Well. WISHES SUCCESS TO ', CUTICURA REMEDIES "After using Cuticura Soap, Oint ment, and Pills, I am very glad to say I am entirely relieved of that itching humor of the head and scalp which I was bothered with quite a length of time. I did not use the Cuticura Rem 'edies more than three times before I beean to get better, and now I am com- k pletely well. I suffered with that humor on my head, ana touna no reuei uum j. took the Cuticura Remedies. I think I used several cakes of Cuticura Soap, three boxes of Ointment, andtwo vials of Pills. I am doing all I can to publish the Cuticura Remedies, for they have done me good, and I know they will do others the same. With best wishes for your success." ; Mrs. Mattie Jackson, June 12, 1905. Mortonsville, Ky. 12 YEARS' SUFFERING Cured Sound and Well By Cuti cura Soap and Cuticura Oint ment at Expense of 75c. 41 1 had beel suffering for twelve years with a sore on my fimb, and had physicians give me treatment, and none gave me any relief until I got hold of the Cuticura Soap and Ointment, and I was cured sound and well with one cake of Cuticura Soap and one box of Ointment. I have confidence in Cuticura and I would-not take ten dollars for one box if I knew that I could not get any more." - ' D. M. Robertson, Sept. 29, 1905. Newton, Miss. Humor, from Minpl to Scrolul. from Intaney to As e, 51), n,.ybh.d ol KWfcA.lnloftoi.cur. at " iiu le Ciu iertutiuf ttii- HUMOR COVERED burnlng of the factories and they were committed to the flames, .but what disposition to make of the thou sand or more pretty girls of the con federate looms became a serious Ques tion. Gallant old Teeumseh was equal to the occasion, however. He ordered a regiment of bold sabreurs to the front and directed that each trooper and officer should take a pretty maid, upon an improvised pillion, behind him on his steed. This was done and the unique cavalcade proceeded from Roswell to Marietta, the regimental band playing the air of "The Olrl I Left Behind Me," the refrain to which .be troopers sang with the words: 'The girl I have behind ,me." "So far from being terror-stricken t'.ie girls were soon in a Jolly mood, clung to their cavalier3 and were laughing in great glee as the proces sion entered Marietta, a lovely little c!ty that nestles on the southward slope of historic old Kenesaw moun tain. "The girl that rode with her arms about the waist of the handsome young captain waa the prettiest one of the thousand, and they- were near ly all remarkable pretty southern girls who were patriotically working to clothe the soldiers of the south. Moreover, she was of a good family of Georgia and had held some sort of official position in one of the fac tories of Roswell. Besides, she had relatives in Marietta who dwelt in an Imposing mansion "amid a grove of umbrageous trees, where rose vines clambered about the galleries and over trellises, here and there, on the gar dened grounds." , "Of course. Don't you know I was born in. Marietta?" questioned Lucie Bell. "Ye3, I know," returned Tom Lan sing. "But this wns many years be fore you were born. That was more than 40 years ago and you are not half that." "Well, I should think not." "All right. Now please let me fin lsh thl3 story or, perhaps that is enough." "Go on, Tom Lansing. I'm wild with curiosity." "A young woman who stood at th gate to the beautiful grounds I told you of. watching with amuse! face tha passing regiment of double riders, when she saw the young captain and his charge, rushed screaming b.tween fright and Joy, toward then, snd then something happened. . The captain's horse, a fractious beast that had been none too complacent all this time with his added burden of girl and dimity, plunged and reared, and the young officer adroitly lifted the maiden to the ground and to the arms of her cousin, the young woman who had come from the gate. But, other of the horses taking, contagiously, the fright, plunged against him, and rider and horse fell among rough-shod hoofs. "Quickly the spot was cleared, but the young captain was taken up, un conscious, and by direction of the two girls was bonre to the grand house among the trees and roses. . "The young captain happened to be known and loved by Gen, Sherman, who sent bis own staff Burgeon to at tend the Injured officer. "There were days of anxiety for those about the young captain. He was long unconscious and then fol lowed a fever. The left arm, with which he had so gallantly saved the girl from among the trampling horses, was broken and cut, but youth and a good constitution triumphed at last, and shortly after Sherman had start ed on his march to the sea, Capt. Tom Lansing and Lucie Gill, his bride, the girl he had brought from Ros well behind him, and who had nursed him through his fight with death, had arijlved at Lansing's home, in au tumn, on the shady banks of the river Des Plaines, where often, in su preme happiness they sat by the pools that were quflted with the gold, and green, and crlmson-hued leaves." "Tom Lansing!", Lucie almost screamed. "Why that's your name! And Lucie Gill that's my name Lucie Gill Bell. My father had a cousin named Lucie Gill whom he loved so much that he named me for her, but he died when I was a baby and of course never told me of her history." "She was my mother. I am the only son and youngest of Ave chil dren." . - "Then you and I are kin." "Yes, but very far removed, I am thankful." I "I don't see why you are so exult ant about the distance of our relation ship. I'm Just as good as you are, Tom Lansing." ' "A thousand times better, little girl. But r am glad we are not near of kin because I want you to be my wife." i "Lift me up," she said, "until I can kiss the bronze Hps of that old in vader." "Can't do that," he said, "but I will be old Tecumseh's proxy for once." ; She clung even closer to him as they strolled homeward, when the moon had hid behind the hills over the Po tomac, ; ' . PHILOSOPHY OF DANCING. Famous Men of Olden Times Who i Indulged in Terpsichorean Pleasure. ' Says a Paris correspondence of the London Standard: As Mr. Squeers' was ."the right shop for morals," so It has been found year after year that the conference of the International Acad emy of Composers of the Dance and Dancing Masters is the right shop for history and deportment, and more es pecially for history. At the conference which was held in Paris recently M. Eugene Giraudet, the president of the academy, traced the history of dancing from early times. v The hvmual danee was evidently in vogue wnen tne Israelites crossea me Red Sea. The farandole Is always claimed by Provence, but It seems not? that it Was invented by Theseus when he came out of the Labyrinth, and that it wa called the stork, because it iml tatei) the flight of storks. Socrates danced. Plate but I should like to hear Dr. Emll Reich on this point and Simonldes must have danced, accord ing to our academician, because they said such pleasant things about dan cing. Loui3 XIV. was not only '.'Le Grand Monarque," but also "un grand dan seur," because he said; "He who dances well makes a long step in love." When Napoleon I. was a military Btu dent at Brienne he demanded myre money from his father for dancing les sons, f.aying: "I do not know how to dance, and that is very ridiculous." "This remark," said M. Giraudet, "proves that Napoleon was not want ing in common sense." Capt Cook turns out to have been an early Capt. Reece (commander of the Mantelpiece) when he insisted that his sailors should dance every day. As to the cscar, we were Informed that, though he does not talk much, he has uttere! this apothegm on dancing: "A man Is perfect and complete only when he knows how to conduct himself un der all social conditions. A dancing master and master of manners is, therefore, indispensable." Girls Are So Queer. "When are you going to get mar ried, Hilda?" "Me? Why, what an absurd ques tion! Haven't I always told you I hate the very sight of men?" "Yes, but I thought you were Jok ing and " "It is no Joking matter. I am a bachelor girl and I am proud of it. I wouldn't be wedded to the best man on earth." "How interesting! Do you remem ber that handsome Jack Dashing? Well, he told me he admired you more than any girl under the sun and he would like to make you his wife." "And and what did you say?" "Why, I told him you were a bach elor girl, hated men and he might as well leave town." "What? How dare you interfere with my love affairs? Why couldn't you tell him to call around? I shall never speak to you again as long I Jive." Chicago Dally News. MOROCCO LETTER CARRIERS Borne Similarity Between the Kail System of That Country " ' and Ours. The rural free delivery system In America Is the outgrowth ot many years' experience. It comes as a late result In - the process of development. In Morocco, on the other hand. It seems to be the basis of a system yet to be formed; only there is one re spect in which the two methods differ: that of the United States is maintained at an expense to the government, but the Moroccan system is a source of revenue, according to the following ac count given by the author of "Moor ish Lotus Leaves:" Swinging along at a dog-trot, a na tive courier a barelegged and bare headed fellow, with a pair of coarse slippers thrust into the hood of his ragged cloak, and a wallet on his back approached our party, and, halting, leaned uoon his Ion staff, while he In formed us that the head of Cid Me- lood's oppressor adorned a gateway in the principal market place of Mara kesh. . , Mall trains and native post offices being non-existent, these hardy letter carriers represent the whole postal system of Morocco. Superintended by a government commissioner, a corps of couriers, as trustworthy as they are indefatigable, is to be found in every town. Ready at an hour's notice to under take . the longest Journey, perhaps through disturbed districts, always over miserable roads, generally sleep ing in the open air, the courier' has been known to do the double trip from Mogador to Marakesh about 270 miles within five days and a half, the fee, of which a small portion goes to the government, being Just eight shillings, This, it should be borne in mind, Is the pay of a special courier. On any additional chance letters he may carry the charge is something under a penny BY A MODERN 'SOLOMON. little Business Axioms That Are Needed in Every Day J Life. Never go into business with rela tives. 1 They'll skin you, even if you get St. Peter for doorkeeper and the re cording angel for the bookkeeper. Beware of false profits! A penny overcharged may cause you to lose a dollar customer. When you hear a man say, "Do oth ers before they do you," look out for him. He is one of the evildoers! When you are down take knocks without howling. But when you get up again Just sock It to your enemy with compound interest.. ' Mark Twain says, "Be good, and you will be lonesome!" Your Uncle Solo mon says: "Better be alone In good company than sociable in bad!" The ready lepder generally finds out that when he gets broke there is a great deal of truth in the old saying that "He who goes a-borrowing goes a-sorrowlng!" ' Paste this over your desk! If you haven't a desk, on your looking-glass! If you haven't a looking-glass, ovei your bed! If you haven't a bed, weat it next to your heart! Be sure , to keep It by you, so that you may re member, a dollar la your best friend! , .Never , answer advertisements thai APainlcss Cure Never resign yourself to suffer pain. Women's pains are curable. They are the sign of dangerous conditions of the female organs, which should be U promptly attended to or dangerous results will follow. U IT GOMES TO WOMAN'S RELIEF whenever she suffers from any of woman's biting and weakening pains. 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They'll think you are guilt whether you are or not! Then yov are sure to get a clubbing or a biting no matter how little you may desenrt it. There are times when it pays tt stand still. American Magazine. BLACKENED WITH TURTLES And the kipper Has the Latitude and Longitude to Prove Assertion. "Yes, sir," remarked Capt. Quick, ol the steamer El Alba, which reached port from Galveston, "The sea was sim ply black with turtles. There must have been a million of them mon sters, too, and many were so covered with barnacles that they looked Hk they were hundreds of years old. Fox a time we thought that they had been hurled up from the bottom of the seq by an earthquake. ' "It was in latitude 35 degrees and 4Q minutes, longitude 36 degrees and 30 minutes, that we ran into the field ol turtles. As they scraped along the iron sides cf the vessel, they sounded like tugs. One big fellow kept alongside for some time. He was over six feet long and five feet broad and had bar nacles all over him. We tried to catch one of them, but they wouldn't bite." ONLY 82 YEARS OLD. "I am only 82 years old and don't expect even when I get to be real old to feel that way as long as I can get Electric Bitters," says Mrs. E. H. Bran son, ot Dublin, Ga. Surely there's nothing else keeps the old as young and makes the weak as strong as this great tonio medicine. Dyspepsia, tor pid liver, inflamed kidneys or chronic constipation are unknown after taking Electrio Bitters a reasonable time. Guaranteed by all druggists. Price 50c. No wondec the czar admires Amer ica. In this country the -executive head of the nation can talk back to the legislative body withont fear of hav ing bis offloial chair yanked from un der him. Congress refused to pass the. bill Erohibiting corporations from contri uting to party campaign funds. . But corporations will be chary of their contributions hereafter, just the same particularly the big insurance com panies. She Do you believe in fortune tel lers? He Yes. I went to one once, gave her a dollar, and she told me the trntb. She The truth, really? He Yes, indeed; she said that I was going to be swindled out of some money. A TRACIC FINISH. A watchman's neglect permitted a leak in the great North Sea dyke, which a child's finger could have stopped, to become a ruinous break, devastating an entire province of Holland. In like manner Kenneth Mclver, of Vanceboro, Me., permitted a little cold to go un noticed until a tragic finish was only averted by Dr. King's New Discovery, He writes: "Three doctors gave me up to die of lung inflammation, caused by a neglected cold; but Dr. King's New jDmo -vry yort rav liro. unnrfTtj b conirt oli1 vi re, at hit drug- 1 gists. . 50c and 91,00. Trial buttle free. of Curable Pain "WITHOUT A PAIN," writes Mary Shelton, of Poplar Bluff, Mo., "1 cn do my housework, although, before taking CARDUI, two doctors had done aie no good. I can truthfully say I was cured by Cardul. 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