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Vouched for ths barkeeper Washington Temperanca Official Was i Put In a Tight Place. There comes over a corialn ofilclnl In this city a feeling (if sad'uess that his soul cannot resist when he consid ers the rolsiortut.e attending him who eeeks to p.ld his broi'ivM- man, writes a Washington correspondent. Last a'l: an ' individual from Ire land, verdant t.s the r:us of his .Em erald Isle, drif: ol l,;to Washington end bosoiiuhf aid of friend's that he might land a iicsi'lcn li.c;hMy tossing mixtures across l!i- I'fstivo bar. He met afr-ifnd. aUn Irian, and to rtila friend he confessed Ms r.uihiiiou to he come a nrst-eln?s mixologist in the capital of the nation. The friend re membered the official, who is a proper prohibitionist, and ca'.totl him up over the plume. "I've a friend just arrived from Ire land." said he, "and 1 want you as a persona favor to write, him a neat little letter exp'r.i'uiur that yon recard him as an Ideal enrieoeteir of mixed bus jidee. . Take it from me he is. He mixed in a a cocktail once that floated rne for a week. I know what I'm tail ing about." So the dear, kind of"clal who never drinks never, rover drinks, mind you agreed to write for the ardent mix ologist a letter pf effusiveness that would touch the heart of any barkeep in town. Toward a business office, where the . official and numerous co-workers and the man who hires him were gath ered, the man with the ambition vended Ms weary way. n The official was seated in a calm Etate delivering aw eloquent address on the beauties of lemonade? lo an ap preciative audience, when from with out the door came, a booming voice, Inquiring whethe r Mr. was around. The official looked up on h'-arins: his name called and impaired who desired the pleasure of his company nrd con versation. In walked, the man with the ambi tion to mix them for' Washington citi zens, his genial face a slow with sun- i burn and perspiratio'e.. "O'm lukin' for a ntttn by ths name of Jtisther ," reiterated th; man with the amlii;io-i, "are you him?" "I am he," replied the official, im pressively and jramattieally. "Oi'm the bahr-thinder iho''s lukia' fer a letter of testimonial," an nounced the man from the Emerald Isle. Somebody snickered. The official let out a noise like the nort. of a wounded wall us. "My man," he protested, "I " ,, "Yis, I know," remarked ..the son of Erin, "but yez see they told me thot If 01 could git thot litter of recom mindashnn from ye, Ol could git a job'. t any place iu town." The official the official who never ! drinks ;iazed at the apoplectic faces Of his dear friends, and tRt.rlie look of mild, sad "how could you do It" reproach on the face of the man who hires him, and he turned toward the fatuously happy searcher for a posi tion as dispenser of drinkables. "Come, with me; my man; come wltti me," he sal I, in a stf.'htly choked voice, taking the seeker after a posi tion by he arm. Tofrethrr they walk-el a way to a lit- the olPe'.al, sat down tier. since that d :h-i'ln whether he Vi'l ii-e searclier for who got him to er 'yetii. t7sf.mre BAGBfleHE' ( iPrfS - f i1 i , t. t-t y 1 r tfpa flying wildly' aloft "in all or any directlop at the list of the breezes. Of course, this coat has tight long sleeves and about the neck U worn a navy ostrich ruche, very close and high, and .with short, ends front and back trimmed with n'avy blue . tollfc tassels. - - Cleared Up the Situation. It happened the. night tf a big re ception at the White' Hcuse ku?t win ter. The local livery stable men were preparing to amer tii; - chunks of musty kale, and they were "busy 'rush ing carriages hither and thither. On such occasions the, excitement is in tense, for these kale annexing souls try to make one carriage do the work of 20 or thereabouts. The driver of one of these get-rlch-q'utck carriages received an order from, his stable fore- I man to go "and carry the Cuban inin- I ist.er . to the White House." ' ( j With a crack of the whip and a care- ful assembling of the reins he pre- ! pared to obey the order, when a clerk in the establishment shouted, real '. A Dangerous Roll. . H. Enpels, an Oakland, Cal., boiler maker, met with nn experience which nearly cost him his life, while at jrk lnsrfde a 28-Jneh water pipe. The line of pipe ran along a stepp hillside and wa"R held In position v' by woodeii sup ports. While Kngel was riveting two ' sections together the supports gave way and the section in which he was working started down the hill at a ter- ' I rlf.c speed. It rolled several hundred fe.-t and finally drppped Into a ditch tn ' which a stream of water was runulng. j Kngels' companion supposed, of course, j that he had been killo'V -,t rimhod to-! the ditch. The in ' ' ' man was ! taken out alive, hut r. -?y cut and bruised and almost drov.ted.- Detroit ! News-Tribune. I m'(mim The Kind You Have Always Bought, and which has been i ier dut w years, nas lorno the signature of and aaa been made under Ids per The back Ls the mainspring' of Kently, at him, and told him to hurry woman's organism. It quickly calls around to the Roehambeau. attention to trouble by .li-liii'i!?. It: The iconflicting orders worried the tt'lls, with other symptoms, such as nervousness, headache, pains m the loins, weight in tho lower part of the body, that a Avoinan's feminine organism needs imnwliateattention. 1 Mr. C. K. SLONNEGER. The world seems dork and life no worth living lo the person who suffers frefm indigestion and stomach trouble year iii and year out, in spite of his ef forts lo be ciued. But it is all a ques tion of being fortunate enough to strike the right medicine. C. K. Slonneger l.ibpttv In,l office, where his employer as liter- UnJ;,,': ' j, l i i n ., v ..., Indigestion and stomach tiouble is Dr. i" l l n o v . ... v-.aiejweii s oyrup repsin, which cured him. It is absolutely guaranteed to do not over brilliant brain of the colored man and hurt his feelings mightily. So he called a fellow employe to the after his team and proceeded to the In such case's the one sure remedy ally surrounded by carriage orders and which speedily removes tho cause, ! chaos. and restores the feminine orcmnism I "See vere. boss." his voice mean- to a healthy, normal condition is! dered. "1 is suah disturbed 'bout iless '.what is claimed, and if VEGETABLE COMPOUND rs. Will Voting, of G Columbia Ave., Kockland, Me., says: " I was trembled for a lmg time with dreadful backaches and a pain in xay side, ami was miserable in every way. I doctored until I was discouratred and I thought I would never get well. I read what Lydia E. l'inkham's Vegetable Compounel had done for others and elci ided to try it ; after taking three bottles I can truly say that I never felt so well in my life." Mrs. Augustus Lyon, of East Earl, Pa., writes to Mrs. l'inkham: "I had very severe backaches, and pressing-down pains. I eoulel net sleep, and had no appetite. Lyrfia E. l'ink ham's Vefrtitable Compound cured me and made me feel like a new woman." FACTS FOR SICVi WOSVSEM. For thirty years Lydia E. rink-fi'sls liams vTt'table Unnpound, made from roots and herbs, has been the standard remedy for female ills, and has posiii vely cured thousands oi women who Have been t roubled with displacements, inflammation, ulcera tion, ii broi: I tumors, irregularities, periodic, pninvbaeknehe, that bearing-down feeling, flatulency, indiges tion,dw zincss,or nervous prostration Vihi want tt ! yore ordahs. fr. n. ,T. say 'Go an' git j try it beloie buying, send your address 1 de Pecullah ministah,' an' de clerk say "Hurry 'renin' to de Rochambeau iniflistah.' Now, I wants fer t' know W'ho Is de ministah I is to git." The moHt valuable work the driver j did that nisht was to give occasion j for the good laugh which ' followed. ' The (surcharged air cleared and every order went out on time. . tXfffijrffit, sonai supervision since its infancy, ' 'lt Allow Tin em.-! trulnnl VAl'All 111 All Counterfeits, Imitations and" Just-as-good" are but Experiments that trifle v3tu and endanger tho health of Infants and Children-Experience Offaiust Exiioriment. What is CASTOR I A Castorla is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic Mihstanco. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms and allays Feverishncss. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates tho Food, regulates the Stomach and Dowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend, . GENUINE CASTORIA ALWAYS for a free sample bottle to Pensin Svrun Co, 119. Caldwell Bldg., Monticello, 1 III.. .It is sold by Ail druggist at 50c j and $1 a bottle. . i I A SHAKING UP. May oil be very well so far as the trusts are concerned, but not when it comes to chills and fever and malaria. Quit the Quinine and take a real cure Ballard's Herbine. Contains no harmful drugs and is as certain as tax es. If it doesn't cure, you ge t your money back. For sale by All Drug- CUST COAT. tie office, where und wrote the 1 time he hay li would do b."" ; a position er ;.' write the 1. ' ARE VOU BILIOUS? If: you are sallow, have headache. dizziness,' loss of ar petite and feel badly generally, you should use a good aperient and liver regulator. St. Jo seph's Liver Regulator has for ninny years relieved these ailments. Il is carefully prepared and is believed by the many people who use it to be the best medicine of its kind on the mark et. It, is made in both liquid and powdered form. Druggists and gen eral dealers sell it, lieruid 50 cents n bottle; powdered, in tin ' boxes, 25 cents a box, or five boxes for a dollar. Truly Rus''c Bridge. A rustic hrid'.w at Beach Haven, Ga., contains 5G k'lv.lu of wood and vines, rown on the r0 aerea of Beach Haven park. Following is a list of the woods and vines: Short-leaf pine, long-leaf, j)lne', post oak, white, oak, Snanisb oak, water oak, rod oak, poplar, sweet gum, Jjlack gum, red haw, black haw, red trad, prickly ash, chinquapin,.- wild plum, persimmon, cedar, wild s!oe, vahoo, sumac, rert elm; pig hickory, (scalybark hickory, hock or suar berry, willow, china, black eider, crab 'ap ple, wild mulberry, wild cherry. 'doK wood, sourwood, winter whortleberry, black locust, sassafras, cotton wood, tuckeye, laurel, beech, holly, ash, iron wood, birh, magnolia, sycamore,' waV cut, sweet bay, even-green, snrur.e. Vines Grane, muscadine, bellflower, , rattan, batnboo. . ' , ' - '- , V . " y h -,A j . ffi - I V 'i 1 V f Reviving Cotton Pnnt3. It has been many a decade since cot. ton prints, as they are eonimonh called, were as popular. as now. TJ fine cashmere and cretonne designs are back in first favor. They arc printed in all the original colors on whltt and ecru sot ton and tisad for lit tle coats, tor hsripe gowjia, and foi lo wv. ! s. Ti e Wattean ede is one of the prettiest of the old designs that haj. returned. Tho selvage of old bin or irreen, or pink, i- an excellent touel as a border,- ad makes a very prettj Bears tho Signature of The Kind You Have Always BougM In Use For Over 30 Years. IMC CCNTAUR COMHNV, TT MUBBAV STRCCT. NIW VORK CIT. I III. "' i mm M im luiiim himi him i. trlmmin j a o i p ?af"' ! Because you have contracted ordi- ! Sashes of silk, (satin or crepe are ,, , , " , !a worn with semi-tuiiored dresses as IU!'7 Coids and recfovereJ, fr,om t,ier" 1 well as the more elaborate ones of I v)thollt Ireatment of any kind, do not j I silk, chiffon and batiste. The tyins I 'or a "loo'nt imagine that colds are ! I i . . - . I. i .i oi me Biibu wni eiepena a great deal "iiciou. uvuryone Knows tnat PURELEAFTGBACCO the inlernal trusts now n or e hew pure leaf to- "j'.v" " '. s juls to ivofir h. . t.)ne ; I"" i"oiim unu enronic caiarrn nave pet-sou looks best in a short sash tied I their origin in a common ' cold. Con at the back, while another needs the ; sumption is not caused by a cofd but long one. A dressy frock is ;;iven ad ditional grace with the. sash tied loose ly ii t the front; whereas another would look best with the sash tied loosely at the back or upon the left side. A long sash looks best, with a diess made slightly en train. A BANQUET. spread before you would do you no good if yem couldn't eat. What good can food do a child when as soon as it enters it's stomach it is eaten by u orms. That's the reason your baby is 'ailing, cross, pasty faced and thin. Give it Ul , - l -r t -ii vvnues ream vermituge. It will ex pel the worms and act as a Ionic for the child. MORE THAN ENOUGH IS TOO . MUCH, ' ' To maintain health, a mature man or woman needs just enough food to' re pair the waste and supply energy and body heat. Tlie habitual consumption of more food than i necessary for 'theso purpose s is (he prime, cause of stomcli troubles, rheumatism and dis orders, of the kidneys. If troubled with indigestion, revise y:6ur diet, let reason and 'not appetite control and lake a few doses of Chamberlain's Slonach anel Liver Tablelr and vou A dust coat of this description is al ways useful; it can be made in alpaca, fine serge, cravenette and many other m;.-terials. , This is just a simple e aequo shape, with a swing back, the collar and revera are stiiched round,. and covered but tons are In the points of the collar; the sleeve-is gathered into a cuff, which is trimmed with buttons aud stitching. Materials require,: . Five yards 48 inches wide, dozen bmtuns. DECORATION FCR ThI 3KIRT, Made Carlyls "Shell Out." Uev. Thomas Aloxandc;', a Preaby f"r'.an minister, long resident in Chel-r.:-a and well kn'own as a brother Scot, "as most anxious to know Cartyle, out had no opportunity of getting an in troduction to hitn. .One" day in the IC'iv's road he sav Carlyle comlos i.'' his- directiem and took advantage of hc, opportunity by 'soln? up to the sa"e and sayi"c: "Thoma Carlyle, T believe?" Cavlyle's reply vfaa: "Torn Alexander, I know!" . They became good friends, and later .Mr. Alexander wrote to Carlyle for a subscription to ward 'a 'school' buih'tng fund, and Car. lyle wrote "back a refusal in do' Orel, whereii)on Mr. Alexander replied that if ha did not. send him 5 he would sell his nor-try to a collector or Fmblisli.it. Tho ,C5 was at once forthcoming. , " ,1,.. ? .1 c i mc cuiu picpaies me sysiein lor the reception and development pf the germs that .would'nt otherwise have found lodgment. It is the same with all in fectious diseas. Diphtheria, scarlet fever, measles and whooping cough are much more likely lo be contracird when the child has a cold. You will se:e from this that more real-danger lurks in a cold than in any other of the com mon aiiients: The easiest andeiufck est way to cure a cold is to take Chamberlain's Cough Remedy. The many remarkable cures effected by this preparation have made it a staple article ol trade over a huge part of the world. For sale by All Drugnist. TOOK THZIR MAT23 ON TRIAL. u Besides the heavy war tax on store toLieco, tax you to death. ;Now if jou want to snick Dacco iree and untaxed ami save your dimes these hard tinie and help a brother Populist who has dared imieii to defend and propo gale the immortal principles of the People's Partv, write far price on lent tobacco ot my own raising. Aeklr Rural Route No. 1 ADAMS, TENN rc';s t WiYL L PARKS The editors of this paper use ro other !ol;neeo and can vouch for ts character as the highest. Over-ar.rjrOvor Silk Ernbrolciery Very K.'foc'.ive. Is will soon be all right again, by fill druggists. , MESSRS RIDGILL AND BURNS. Thousands of people have stomach trouble, constipation, indigestion,- sick headache, etc., and don't know what to do for it. Perhaps the experience of Mr. Ridgill, peistmasten- .at Bruce ville. Tex., and Mr. Burns, Wabash R. Rv engineer, Bement, III., will suggest a melhod. Both of. these mm take pleasure in saying that they cured themselves with Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin. It is absolutely guaranteed to doNvhat is claimed, if you want to try it before buying, send your address for a free sample bottle to Pepsin Syrup Co., 119 Caldwell Bldg., Men tieello, 111. It is sold by all druggist at 50c nnd SI a bottle. . ' One-Yer.r Marriages Once a Common Tiling hi Scotland. They who t f. Ik glibly of short-term marriages and affinities do not know that in Scotland a one year ' marriage, temied a haudfastiris, was once'lcsral and fairly eoimueui. , It was abandoned on account 'of its injustice to the wo man. Scott, in "The Monastery," mention: this one-yer.i; 'marriage; making , Sir Julian Avenal say: , "We take our wives, lika our horses, upon trial. When we a"e haiullasteel, as we term it, we are man add wile for a year and a day; that space gone by, each may choose another mate, or at their pleasure, may (rail the priest to marry them-for lifs." There was no disgrace attached to handfastin'?. It ,' was. Indeed, more orten practiced anion the grea't. than the lowly. But the poor gill whose trial husband rejected her ' at the year's end rarely found it possible to Ecctiro a permanent mat?.. ' .iSiiiiT7t'l''L Seagulls of Auohmithle. In the Ashing village of Auchmithie you may frequently witness sen gulls ! flying into the houses of the fisher men and partaking of food from their hands. One of these'sea birds was in b liahir nf stnvltitr in a fiKhnrtimn'a house all the vear round excont at .l?!(ti ' the breeding seasoij, when it left. 5T.l0VlSV'I0fl STATION ai . r ...... . ... . . i. t . . . i , I mjul a jorinigui hv, -wiiiie, ine gun ; CAIRO'S) was away, the iisnerman removed his home soma three and a half miles i from the former place. The fisherman never expected to see ' his old friend the gull again.- it was therefore, much to his astonishment that he beheld on recent Sunday ; the sea bird come walking Into his new residence with stately steps to resume his old familiarities and house- ! hold ways. ' HERIDIAN 1 7 ; MONTCOMEffY WJACHSONVIlif Time of Trains of OkoIona.Mississip ' ytxy ' VAc. cvrjr-r.r.d-o-ver stik em-broide-v in a "n.l-.-d r.errll der-.iEn ls very effccti-;e cu tho Hides cf both a coat ami sirt in, navy blue serge, a thick eonl of nav, satin framing the dpsljjii. says a AVrlter 'in Vogue. The front and back of the skirt and the buck of the coat a're laid in flat, straicbt box plaits trimmed with, hi;,' blue satin ribbons. The hU'h wahsted vest "effect is achieved by moans of a sash of black liberty sUa, which starts from each shoulder, woswb on a,. !..,., ........... ,f il... I.. I ....I buckle a' the center of. the back, lose flesh if they are conpolled to without ends.. This buckle is a black f USh f 8tft,7f ,or water' artic silk paSScmentrrie one, and four bi .Iar,y ln hgt Wealher- ; ' i : black passementerie buttons fasten j ' - - - . , the sash as it crosses over the bust. Soothes itching skin. Heais culs or . ... .i J i - .. . i . . nc . ...i ! ..I I v;i:ciuuiiuiio i) wuiBie-vin eueci. xuv ourns wunout a scar. Inures piles, Handy for tho Hog Lot. ' ' If water ls not handy 'to the hog pasture, a simple sled on which ls placed a larga barrel with a tight fitting cover will prove a great con venience. It cixn bo drawn to any part of the field whore; the hogs are located and will prove Bn economical arrangement becausehe hogs always hat is a broad one of black . satin For sale ' trimmed with a bunch of long clipped 'and uncurled ostrich quills, the stems , ill sr.ierinit a cold liueiklp-fli-.l. li-a FOR CHRONIC DIARRHOEA "While in the army in 18031 was taken with chronic diarrhoea," says Georffe M. Felton of South Gibson, Pa. 'I have since tried many reme dies but without any permanent Relief until Mr. A. W. Miles of this Kplaco persuaded me ' to try Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy one bottle of which stopped it at once." For sale by All . Druggisl.-. COLD WEATHER ADVICE. to all is to beware of coughs and colds on the chest; as neglected they" readily lead v. to pneumonia, consumption or other pulmonary troubles, Just as soon as the cough appears treat it with Bal- j lard's Horehound Syrup the standard cure of America. Use as .directed i r i l i a i p.;riectty harmless. . t tiure and pre- .- ventive for all disease's of the lungs. : No. 1 Express daily leaves 11:15 p m Price 23c, 50c wild $1.00 per bot- No. 3 Express daily leaves 10:25 a m tie. For sale by all druggist. . NORTH BOUND No. 2 Express daily leaves 5.47 a m No. 4 Express daily leaves 5:47 p m SilUTH BOUND Wlty Women Tolerate Men. , "Ton see; that old woman and 'the young one in the Corner of. the room," sale! he. "They eeune here every nifiht" for dinner I, don't know whet her ''they are mother and daugl ter C;r a rich woman and her attend ant, '.hut I wish you could hear' their continents upon the men In the place. OrKlcal as to their Dimmers, their locks, (heir talk: I gel: quite discour-' aged when I happen to sit near enough to hoar. a Ever any man. with thoin? Not thai, I ever saw.'but it Is' the women who never po with men who are most critical. Those who do are !,-inlntit wlfl, fY..( ttfilA .4. . t ... . I ...v un:u 101U10H. ' I now eczema, salt rheum, any itching. Uonii s excnfia them for the sake of Whatever Ointment. Your druggist sells it. lor good traits they inisbt chance to pos sale by . All druggists. ; ' , 1 sesa." , . , Proof of Japanese Enthusiasm. The spectators nt wresfliag matches In Japan pelt the winn3r, with their bats.' This is a custom with th Jap anese for showing their, appreciation of 4he skill of the winner. Tho hats are gathered up by' the attendants and hEnfied to the champion. . 1 .'Eventually the owners come tov ward and redeem their hats with pres ents of various kinds. The. custom in question Is, It fs explained, duo to a :j recognition of the fact -that- enthusiasm- Is likely to coo down shortly aner tne event which excited It is passed. Scrto prove the genulnenecs of his admiration the .'ap kiyoa his hat as a plodH3, to be' redeemed in his cooler moment's. ,. .. ' .' ' ' . ; ... ' .S3 ,KJ'0 "1 .CAt. KILLthz COUCH amo CURE the LUHCS w,THlr.-IiilS,S;i COUCK3 OLDS 1 AKP All THflAT AMD IMS TROUBLES, 1 a GUARANTEED BATlSFACXQitXJ 'tefrai!.'7si-'5r:,'',?T i "I suffered habitually from com-dipa-'! SOME GOOD MEDICAl'aDVICE iion. , Loan s ixeguicis renevea onu strengthened the bowels; so that they j have been regular' ever since."-r A; EL Davis, grocer,- Sulphur'. Springs, Tex. For sale by All Druggist. CASTOR I Tor Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bcu'ghS - Bears tho BIgnaturo of - : tetsrlciin's-Ccugli fismsi'i. ' , vrtt Col.l. Croiu kivi Wliuotina Couutt. . pottle. Tli row away' bills and strong car- thartics which are violent in action and always have on hand Dr. Caldwell's Syrup jPepsin, which cures ; constipa tion and all diseases arising from stom '(ich, 'liver and bowel troubles. ;.lt "will cure old or young, cud is the - greatest, family remedy that a home pan have. Keep a bottle always nf hand. You msy need it any moment. : It is abso lutely guaranteed te do what 's claim-, ed, and if you, want to try it before huying, send your' address for a free sumple bottle to Pepsin Syrup Co 119 Caldwell Bldg.. Monticello, III. It is sold by all druggist at 50c and $1 a 3 i