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' t "i--rc.ir X, f ASwAw" ii i . 1 : . .. - - - . -..,r-. atT"-man' k i n r v . u- --, ,nn Wil l. AND PHUhftiiUU , , I Y A( I,. nvyvjn -- i i ii m lYUXiUi-' 1KB Ofo-ili rLt TtW-1 J4 "SCAGOULA, MISSISSIPPI, FRIDAY. OCTOBER 20.1882. IMaln Himwlf. T8 Toeng Prwptctor. TUXS-Tv XMkn fv Jm k Ait e. A 1 . NORTH AI1D EAST. tat tU DtswctAT-STU i wortx) be Tona wife. Chicago, Cleveland. Detroit PltUbarr, itt!2l&? PWUdelphla, I-ew Y.rk oUeb8troatto Till, Clociiinmti, or Golambu. 0. Af.-UtltUoBrt yoa Mil . rH.kl lmforBitl m ttimna Lwt WOOO,CMdlor. . i l f Ar-tn iib u ul fJT,, fioS-f i I T "J!fr.tTr FiUed tb. room wlUi W gioo Tr-ae-d by iU tpleudid 9u i A through M erwl windn- Th rd ri itrMnioiy I Th oantin porpl ianiK, Bdowd tb !- blow, C-Uitig tUtir pk U brplj AgllMf tb goldw . Shot forth Ua In. A dim m lrtj' gllmmw Whe- M It elTe th dit. Wjra,tbrUlidthroagh witrpt-r, Not 1od ef th hoar, But eonKioM -till of 1U beuty. And owning till it P"'- lb I tb goldn bu of load Turnod to ft brighter gold. Aj I looked in yoor , T dftrilng. And road the Ul tboT told. For then it im you told mo, Tou lovod m -or than ut , And I nnewered to you m king, Tht X wuli be your wife- tt- For tcrtbot l.foiwttoii nddree- Louieriile, Ky. eeend jgty0s:r; Pent 0Myi. liV!I.,iuttit. j,trU Ue-euy i ' Mm d fJotewbt, contl-g w1t. Bat wo knew tben way ineenu-. Bed ihown so rich ft bloom. tM PorsT, Mw., October T, 1833. uis THE WICKED FLEA. He Bronght About Trouble. AND Peok'Milwuke Bon. As we prfdicW'U Ion. go, tb dllod-jUiMy oV7mbwr, ooutiMlng rtt y w. .1.1. -i rbnert Court l"' nuii oaae pRorewioiuu. BU Scale moWEll eC0UaIl-0BATl-W hetUceo tiftll tkoC ru of t-eleteatb JedKlel D-trit .1. A. An-enoUe Attomm, ani CwMtlbr ot LAmtfiout Change of Cars Hcranton, Mm. The STAIVDAKD OAVB trunk lino -otweea tho Worth 4 8ooth: TA Only Lint Running PDILMAN PAUCE fileeplor Cart llro0h FXOM . , .Vcw OtKam f Cincinnati, St. KiOnli & Chicago, m .. When I cotit 10 Jl try b- cornea to tn tot -qau" u,c' Thy come forth Ufce low., from Tour tifck, jour earuru yr l'be wooU ar fall of mtm, and my hf ie hnrdeo. UiUm TOO er oft keeuin a dof , and rtd yourself uf fleu, all between M most be al u end. It mt oe tv aog, tnu u , flf.N or bo Ike. Wbicu bu u bet Bhe tboaght lon oaf the Baal- trr, hr eyea looking )aio toa m- are, bat ata not auawrr. l good itc ad a og pork, bat ahe could not jmio np Ur miuo w pari who t that oot ber one bandrad dolUra. fliiatly a bright tbougut ai-uk ber, and aue oBere4 W comrrooimo y uiiug iuacct powder. beart had aeamingly Wen furaed to utooe, ai'd be told Hr e cooia qoi r,.nHiit to ov comnrottiwf, and Iravinc tbii bouse, ne gte or iwo days lo decide. Ths neit day be eaw hr nt h matinee with a botel clerk, and tb clerk araa eouatant i riinc dd hit aU'evan r down uenk tor SOlDl'tUat. BlUI ll( ibiuks be atiH kriw;W aol Tbue two bt aru HI le broken-. CbHo'beXiWia-rby the .11 1 poooie uug. y i Kiss M 0t-Bje, ler. ... v , Detroit Freo Preftft. J Tbnt la Iibrase bertl lu m .-halt-way of ojany fcowa aa me aju of the houae is hanytng away 4Wscbaoge daily uoor -or uaj brelf la tb mart of comraeroe. Souif times it i tbe wife wbo auya it, aotnetiaiea iurant lip pratlle the caressing word, boldiu op a sweet flower lace for the kisa that warm anusbine ot life, "ud k .tmnavAi man waits a moment Mah it Ua valy vt-n! last tan b tasxU la idvrn Q'irt?y oo tit ceS'ty atoBtsh. Xn terete cfttioa rmiitl all effrta ta axMi laaa to a..itr,.t.in.r! A man and Prbna too thm tut is aa i ,..:.. ilruM,wwor lvtJtDi w I 010 houwiid a local barkeeper, the bUj from Wood ritrr, a(l(lrMin a dilapidated I'Brty, who ,ni ,rn-d andaeatberWuten. IUu-k , . - . l irwnn niww iv wt iww w hau eataoiuueu nuocu Hrt h.du't troceUea uroo pw w.j wc ft rjtioa of tu Uvtof 0- laucb counter and aremed to bar. holBt WortBuui kiswetbtart, Wm ffc, rouia in th fareat made uy b mind to r tbroosb mho was goiug t U depot to et Btj, u s foilDll bj(l -,1 wuk tb eotira lay-oat if U took . , . . . fc,dwrI it kmaa him the balaaeej of too year. m vrhr.Ckorze, you lot Bt liko ftr aU ammAa mata, mmw WUnfl thatr Bald the tramp. . . k d bmm Vcr tv4 eu Thll knre. H. at tKt In as U got away with a eoupio l dMri ,ord that grroted u. euU aud tuw 4 will aqoeal aU olwa, and Jammed a fork Into the Q hlt(t j,,, Mnug on . . . t re-foiuc U ret! or eold beans. tor the last two month, " when a u m thy a ra fd. Tb a4iawU ly5PkBPB J0"J thlik you feU wtwrt(1 to that ftrtlda t .Meh chew thoecTtafV ows can baard tor Borbfiig l this ettao- di(l) kB0W at thrre www aB artaf oa for a fct Je Nfora llabaieat, and that we gtri B ctromo tfc , nogcub lookiog Bboot bim. Spj,,, oft to tbrfr U-Iy stuai. . to the fellow with the biggta appa- H Notui,,x mMB r hoggtah about brfcr , ctraiu bUtelf to tb titeaad the barkeeper. m- JgDe: et your lnifa on that, hjl.it of alMi'tarf erraoat a petei- well, uijr looognis - FoillJ , !ne np lbe woou nxer , outearrailer !( ftm that wav, said the traap. B t uljrd u j-n ifter you." of prloav Tho ela teb nw- I'm iiHn toeatoh on it' there la aaj thing tf-tUat aor going. that your racket V 4 "Ob, yes, of coarse," said the barkeeper, ''fitch itgt In and clean up the entire tsble. We are .Iwarft deliakted to entertain gen- iUn.,i nf vour atauiD. Tbe lanch la rstber aiiai to dsy. How would yoo like os to Baud out for a dozau soft sUeil crabs I or perbapubalt a spring cbickeu woaiji sun your fauey better i ib ouiu j lito to wash it down withl Too dont aeeoi to bare the appetite tou should. Let me mase yon up tnaatmoth cocktail, or a nine whiskey nnd lemon may be more la I ! t .L1. mil Id II1HKI9 llUUU.r. -.. -.I.I. WUIrraetla. I. 1 Itete ftnd diatrlct Will give . tiMn. Ik tk follecnea vi attke remltuaeea premptly hU. tad J J. 0. riaMetaV"' Gainrinl!i J Preptfwi tOdoinworatnateprefeatoD, udtarateaaathifetioa. , C E. ChWaeV, ATtOWKt 4 WWiaf LtOK-AT-UW. i.. flffranfon, AJvia. Betentf Judicial dietrict. Ofice at Ctrideeyi drag atoia. Faul Sarrazin, (Saoeaaeor to Edward H. Brimble.J Dealei la FOREIOS eV DOMEJITIC ElUUAr--, Colleurf Prafts, Bills, Aeeouata. and Udesoriptioaof leaking buaiuoaa, aair asd imiueascb broker, Patoaexrala and Beranton, Miu F-rTrfr,fc.yT H. BL00MF18LD. Seal & Bloomficld, ORKEYB eV COUNSELOR itUHf Bertnton, MU. , , Will praetiee ta all tho Courts of Jftck; eoaeouatJ.Miaaisaiaat. Eeh partner will eeatlaas to praetioo ia hie IndiTWnfti ea eaeity 1 (11 the-Co arte of tho SeTontl J''tDletrlet J. A, Boblnaon, A'iTORNET 4 C0UH6ELL0R-AT-UW, ; Mifriltt, Miu. Will nrvtlaa ( all tho OOttrts of JoBM and tbe BaatM Miaaiaainal eountiee. All , buiaeea preaptiy attended ta. Onty on Change f Wew York EastwCIUct Tha ONLY DIRECT RoBTaTWlt; .urv'mrM'T Mn mtlos ahorUr, and wsuy hours nlckor than any athorlln DODBLBDAlliX AHAia UafeaudrrWatCalli9Pa 8trot Depot aa follows t LXATC. I AWT; Xif. V. I. Ti A. M. MJ J, P. at- rm i. sua v ruu v 10 daily exeopt Bnndy: Ticket oSoa. SS Camp streoet, coraor Co CO tB OS A. D. SHELDON, Ticket Ajjent, J. W. COLEMAN, Acting-Oea-Paae. Aa't. i . Uikniil til in point st Chicago will itluatrate in how tb fatal practice ot seeping a pet dog to kiss will break ui tbe best of tvieiidsuip. A young geutleoiaa who floes butiaesa on tlia vmougo . trade was in lova with a beaotifnl Wabaah aveno? girl.und it waa be liered by all that be would aoou al. low ber to lead him sod her dot to 1...- I... alia bout u (lor. lie 111? R1IBI, - w.is not Terv much mushed on tbe dog any vt the time, and it hnrt him to see ber caress the brute, but be thought when tuey were once married be would take the dog bt its bind legs and knock its brain 4 uT-iMMt la in i) 0011. Her Una wuaa bet dog,una mm iaci uhikijou ire lover more tltn woniu u otherw-ise. But the W ip ew " - ... I ABJUTt. , UeO No. A. lt A-If, '. K.. 1 11:15 A.M. U.w.ar.M. ' ! I kl.n.utl ml, nil til uminv man anioviii uiuinon wnvi. prhinr his suit, or his giil'a suit, Bow W gw ..... ., irae, i nai nnir rather, or.an evoimiK, vi -yr- ' t .A . aa fras bad gi'iie to sieep auu . cril). He would tit on the veran duh with the objecHWiis HdoraUon, sod gaze out across tne ae rui ..... -.I."?".. n ,l.At xavlr at. th NlUieiY BUH'O) eut by, ana as one oig MI6CELtANEOU3. E. W. Worrill, Timber, LumJHid Ship BROKER, Pasoagouta, Miss. Ordera aolieited for oarcoea of Pith Pino and Cypreea Lumber and Timber. 8ept.22,l. W-3m l.ia heart, at the uerT wuo ik h mets buaiuess losses ot bears buaineaa crosses. The wiro's kisa did it, tbe bahy's kiss did it, n.i h realizea that it la not wealth nr nminattioit Or lack that UlllkeS nnr hauulnefw. but the influence W" Uefcr wiwtin s iwu i va dm at thoaa we lin ear trii444iHa tmiirl bfeTOh.llnatbat have ssid it for tbe Inst time, would Pin) ohU nr. in iii those plead- me tones for tho kiss so tardily oivunf Would we not reniombc ti.ut tia ralatinn tho flower bears tn ihn nnlvar.e is aa oarefnlly pro i,i-i rue ua tlmt of tbe bri.litent -far. that tba little action ot loe . .. . , . t ,i inir beurt eoes Side DV eiuo wim ins deed tbe do a liieti In the morning That over oomeByrt nixBw,v .-VradwjsiiRjpaA orotn w For bareb worffe apokou That sorrow can ae'er eet right " MuIja thA air vocal with kisses Mauv tears baee been siiert over u ii kissed kisses oter those 41 dear a remembered kisses atter tieaiu," What are you giving rue, OM d(lu toa BOvrj tfter purtokiuf Oeo.f What do yon take me tor i foud ai WDPn the atomiua ta Fsct, Jane; nametl it after you. Qf qujw tmVtff to t afttT "How jralona thitH make tbtj ta tyn of iufaatiio repoaax Tuera) other girla In the Fifteenth iward f (a alt tUa differewea la Vi work! be- Wou't their baugacurl down for'ardf t9tn tbtakwpof rrtreeutuaJ Wont the greeu-eyed moturter tSt of nuauation. To arp kle In their boaaroma, though t Ob, wM tb. Llood that a sella tbe Taiaj you'ie so uke, George." . hi our head during our busy hours And Jn laughed all ow,od mUut baok, laartng a greallf luaiated opoa carryiug bis blsnkata rtjjBfajbi volume behind U brow and the gHp-aack. - tllt lately throbbed with suob.. "Tbsi'jRll right, June, carry this aa, T0 direat wan tbia overcoat, too." ., I blood U Bfwded in tha stomach aod How did you come w name tu- 0s4rtr fouutalna of Ulo. mine after nie, Too too-too tootey OeorgieT " Becaoaa it didn't amount to utythlnjr. Nothing lu it, JaBf.- n!k. ti arinuapb Pima down OO tramn. divine into the potato snlad. j ui ka.i rt.tnrtrM tlmueht a snow I'm doing famously as I am. Must e tUuct tiiai, and ho sweara rnnr litia.1 - , " UOU t trOUOlO j ouisru, iiu " a'liV Midi! efol nrfUhat ttoe pSftmof Lf jXoaJoTh time: jjf f ft Xue eyorves. seem to ue n""' ,Y" ;r.a4but tbe time to kiss is the present a lwtft Ii a wn liii uute lai ew. - i , Bhiii and sue wouiu pi "i cording to Hoyle, Hiidthen she r..,W ait nil his l tnir uo ouw Kiss your children before you leave home kiss the mother of your chil dren, U'i(T thnt dear old mother m attain tha chair or tua wiu " " u Would eetl wuo BlW Hi me unm. vj i sit on hers,and theo hefiooiuget down maUer lfllor cb4,eka are . , Mi. a I BttT wiu uniiersisnu .rtmn up cold lunoh" . m , . Ahr that's the traome," ssia tha barkeeper. " Now, It's just too bad to place a cola mncn oeiore an epicore like you. Do let me send oat for something bet a chowder, or Bomethlug of that aoi t. I can aee It must go very hard with a gen tleman of your reOned ana culti vated taste to teed on cola vicinuis. Do let me send aroand to Uieiera aud order you aomethtng wormy of yoor passing Judgment upon a raiT.hirA in naste or a woodcock a l'Arabi." n deaf bov. don't J0 trouble ydaivlf," said the tfsmp, Ualsuoing a pii kle on hia fork and taking a bird's eye view ot the counter to see if he'd missed anything, "yonr lunch is superb. Thesa pickles, for instance, are fresh from the farm. I'd swear it Don't attempt to deny it. 'Tbev have tho trne country flavor. None ot your vimoi-cureu BtOlk." " Uiht you ate," eaiu tne oar- k'e)tlr. 'Aiid what iayour opinion r tmturnlaTeal I Oil lUUBU uo tie ayorvc" " . . Simple ravishin'." said tne tramp. " You never bought those by the bag. Sejeted froit, sare. I know an olive when I tackle it, and don't you forget it. Now, they are as plump and solid as they make Vm, nnd put up in tho best mate rial." ' How do yoa fancy the saladl" saked the barkeeper, reaching over and getting his band on an empty beer bottle. - "Simply heavenly," 'd the littinir in another forkful. be will never name auoiuer after a Bait Lake girl. mine Hone Maid. It U a fact established NtoW , the HaaiMlity oXntradlctla that a',eea atda digu.wt tha prooasa oi oigaaiioa is oonuaciTw w refreahing alp.rTa-wda aware' I oaot to cooviBceiia of thiaatutuat relation. Tha drowaioeaa wbteh al waya follows tbe well-order ad ateaf ia of Itself a teatiojoay Of aatatw ta' ' tbla fact. Maid of Tonkers, ere tell me, will yon AW York Newt. Maid of Hardford.ere I pop, tell me, will you faint or flop T Jour nal. . . Maid of Webster, ere we wad, who'll aplit tba kindling in taa alied 1 TSawt. Maid of Camden, ere wa roatu, can't I never atsy out late t Pott Maid of Newton, era we hlich. tell me .irtily, are you rich! Bt pMblican. . . . . . ... L f M:i rl of liraliain, wncn i bjhb, " X naderstand, Uoelo Amos, that .a kn.a von nave oatt DTwaoaioc.- aaia w make a lose I B'aretary ot Stata to aa oU I eoUKre4( man wuo iur jraiw mmi vumim of a cbarcb in Little Book. M Taa. boaa, Fae atepi4 asWa. 'TThy Cd you quit I" M Wall, dar waa naaiar oua preuauraa brought tor bear acta the old auu. Dej cbali ate wW atwalln' a bam tor one tlag aa"to4 eaa ter quit ' Why, they coaldaH prove that you at eta tae aaat, eoan they f No, aab, dey oouldat, aa' ef I bad at aokaoto-c4 it, etof oebor would bab prurad lt Way did yoa aefcaowladga it 1 " 0ae df found de baas under mf bad, aab." 1. M.4 4 M 4.KNN4M' ........ , ... f I AH prUHIMW V .i)ilvFiava illou give op chewing gum T . 20O.000 to die out harbor at Leader. Miaaisaippi City U bain used aa a Maid of Weatberford, tbe case is (jrJg net tocatoU vote for John B. cle'ar, vou won't have us, lor we Lyooh on;b Seaeoat. Heli 10 bo love our b blackberries.-Commer pledged tooarry not too programate, itaeema. Wonder at ia fotea - , M this will catch, aud bow aiaaf "111. fllaid of Kaufman, ere we ....'., a.'.h-a hypbenHte,Xell ua truly, have you Sm -Vlikety to be allowed aa tbe other. John aiiffct have made it a cool 11,000,080 while be was about it. 9ma 21atateWV Br. IA. Moore, I lOBAlfTON, UIM.. Baa eeUblifthed aa oiBoo on Delmaiavo sae. wboie he may ho fouad whoa wptd. Will ftttaod ealls day or aight, ia or out ef tow a aud at eaehoro. Having been eeatiauonely rnf'4 ia tho praotioe of Mdiohto for twaaty-lbur years la tho feats, feels eoaVieat 6t being able to re lieve all and euro away, -takes a mwlal ty ta treating aaronio diieaeei. Be ia vitee ceniuluiUea. Olve him a trial. J. C. nIdlbert, ittomsy and Covnttllor at Iw aur Solicitor in Ckanemy, PABCAOOCLA (Jaeksea eonnty), ItlSS. ' Wiu praattea whomar ha atay have hatiaeaa. - Will givo ipeeial atUatloa to Collsa tlou aaA CkaanarT h-iineea. aonb as set- IUbk eetetee, exau-ait ( lead tltlee, and giving legal opiaiooa, "qnletiag" title ta hbh, oQiauuag cuvoioos, ew. PEA. HI- BlvEK. wm ToVont Htatloa on tho N. 0. and M. Railroad, for Pearlingtoa, ormwb and OaineevlUe, tho taat propeiier, tE-lRICE FARMER R. 8. R0A1DMAN, Matter, Makoa daily trips to PoarllsgtoB, sad xtoada Uipe to Logtowa and GalneeviUa, TuedaTe,Theraeya end Saturday. rnnnaata with tha eoaat aCeonUnodatiOU train, morninir and eveniae. and ftlao with tb oaat-boaad train from New Orleao aily- Blloxl. Miae.. Nov. 18,1881. H .Honaab, Eeq.,56 8t. Charle St.. Now Orleaas; Tuar air I have boon wearing a pair of vour 'modleted glaeeeo" forabont a year, not only wn more aanwiav.iwi. -derived from any other glaatee, bat with a positive improvement rn eyeeiiov a nj .k.4 -A .hia- I ean attribnve to at ' .4 4. .k. .. af v. otber oaaoa. unieea u. IViraata bv Geo. W. Wilkoi A Co., sol oots for Moo roiul sod 8 1 nervous and go home. These seemed to be Aometbiog biting him. tie coma urep ui- nerve on the uos ra or iruue, iv.ua wheat weut against him, but when the girl got against him hefclta vearuing to eciatcb bimeelf, a valine longing m h " away. He went to a dwttor and waa examined, aod VU doctor charged him five dollars Toytbs io formation that be wastovered with fleas. Be. could nt believe It uotil be went to biaToomaud uot his room mate to help him catch a qaaiitity of fleal. Tben his soul ' . ffL. aae al a nil f. a mi iii arma. xnem w w. wrinkled, ber heart ia young and then eo about your day's work witu "thank God" in your Ronl that von have aome one at borne to kiss. , 'For though In the quiet evening Tea givo ua tbe kia of peace, Yetitml(thtbe That never for then Tbe pain of tbe heart abonld aeaae." Tha to of a anarn cin in a neighboring town who had an et to bnsinet a. She was to be married, and she learned that speculators bad about forty- marriage policies who was to e a large estate! Sun. Maid of Beaumont, ere we yoke, t..n nm. will vou let me smokol " j e Enterprise w.iit nt Rnwie. era wc rtiir, tell i. .i. r. me, will you pun my uai. , m.-State, m.;.i nf (lailJo. era I woo. can AUtatu w " j - ynu earn the grub for twol Times. M i Tit if Natchitoches, when we "Now, it takes an artist to uiaka a m(H.t wiu I have to retreat! Ftn- dunwr. Sentinel. IB. BOTTARO 80HANTON, MIBS Htrnss, glpi aad Ornamenta! t?.A "rKfi j MIT?. AH work done promptly, neatly, aad "wxanieo to giTe aatit-knttoa. , ' on at ta p?y tirtoi. nn Ihn VOUntt U1UI1 . ! .. in h. thnnJt that he har hn-band. Bhe tben eat down had caouht neaa iroui NOTICE. Lak Ornca at Jacisos, afaav, t ptambf),lelt. ) Watlfla la -BrahV KiveB that I will b tiranar-d oa tba 5tb day or wovomoor, ISaU, at iU 0'0IOK I B. W 1WJ1T I'4'""- ta an tar tha aw or aectioa SS, town ship T south, range 7. woot. St. Stapheas V X.C. UIS, Bagiator. BJB1 BUTVSaBWWB" Bruav aBBBaneFwe btw aevei r eotioa 16, UwaehiB I toath. raaga weet, will be loaoad to tb hlcbeet bidder for tho torn of 1)9 year, at if o'clock at., ea Aoaday, Oetehsr 8, ICS, tmdwr Booties 73S of t roviaou eoao or r . By order of thatoard i-rror loved, but wbea ba retiecwu inai, she bad caugnt tuem iiwm v, and tbe dog bud caught them from another dog, and that, the other flog had caught them from an Italian, and the Italian bad caogbt them from a monkey, and so on back, be waa aick. That evening be called nn hia crirl. and. aa she rushed into h a oroaAiutn. aim Was Ki"S throw herself, dog and all into his arms, with a tricblened look, aud a crv. as tnougn ma none Mm inirdnwn. he saidt "Stand, back I There la that about vou that crawls and bops, und bites. You have got fleas 1" Sirl" said she, har eyes flaahinir with fire, this iiaolence ahaf! t. vou dear. I have oofleae. Why dost thouacottse me oi uea and the tears came to her etfes, buv aha wiped tbem away with the dog and controlled ner emotion. For months I have had some thine about me each time I went from youv side that has made me MtifintiAn" said he. mustering an nnrtvacm to aoeak. "and I have fnnnd that It ia fleas. Yon bold that dog, and the fleaa meandai about yoor system, piauioiog o, ud addressed eAch one of tbe policy holders a letter informing tnem mat she needed ft little money to tlx for the important event, and would asa from each the sum ot leu aouars. If tbe money was not forthcoming, of course abe coald not marry, and they would lose the ton amount oi their policies. The demand was irre. sistible, and tliey ior.en over use little men. Smart girl, that. .Enter. His Oowrtor a"d FT-.nr for me at night Jao.E. Lvncb. la trying tocieate a diversion in hia favor on the pro bibition question. He says he dont drink whiskey uimseitj onus wir ing that everybody else shonld get. drnak if they please. This ia not good prohibition rtoctnne. xue promoiuouiaie arrucmivrwa vi iug everyhortv sober and that is tbe runcreoea oeiwacn ,ionn aim tbe probibUioirmts 3obn R. won't no. He IS eminently airaua ana can't poka bis linger Into the eyea ot tbe proDitntiouiBUi in tnas wy. They prefer to take Vao Eaton atralght. Jackson vomts Tbere ia In all thia cold aad hol low world oo foautof deep, strong, deatklaaa iota, save that within a aiothet'a btart. e-ood notato salad. You know what Bnlwer says about a gentleman. Every thingshould suggest elegance in bis dress without being obtrn aire. That is the way with a salad. Everything should be tbere, but nothiag perceptible. Now, you see the Germans understand irfaking a potato salivdUbetter that any otber nationality. Of eonrse you have a German employed in your establibb-menlt" Well, no," said the " but we will hasten to aud whin you make viait " "My dear fellow," said the trump! makin- another lab in the salad "atlck to the cook you have, He Is simply a iewel." . , Think sol" said the barkeeper, raining the empty beer bottle and taking deliberate aim at the tramp's left nr. "Sure," shouted the tramp, dodg ing through the door just as the empty bottle crashed against the wall iu Iront of where be bad stood. Ta ta, old man. Bee you later." "Now if tbere'a any virtue to our police," said the barkeeper. ykjveper, Maid of Shreveport, what'a yonr dream, ran we fix it with Ice cream I Standard. Maid ot Lincoln, ere we k, tell me, will she kuow it too Smt-nel Maid of Orleans, ere we wed, tell me how we shall be ted t Item. Southern Cotton Manufacture. The Columbus Daily J?ngirrin fall trade issue gives some inter: 'tinnr fi cares iu reference to cotton manufacturing iu the sootn in o There are now in .operation in Ala bama', QeoVyKentucky, Louis iana, Noit- iJina. Tenneeaee, Texas an(ff wia, 17,788 looms, 659,512 spindles, employing 17,941 bands and consuming n,ii oaies of cotton annually. During tbe past vear 'the increase In cotton manu . . . . What ia weniaui Ouly oao of nature's agreeable blaoders. Narrow waists and narrow astada go together. A wifet most be lika roast lamb, tender and uicely dreseed. Nosaoos requii-ed. Electricity in Franklin's time was' a wouder, but we now ma'ke light of it. a M - T , The enly man who deter, uo,' oever. cbaugea bis mind is the aaa who bus no Blind to change. The man who takes time by the fore.ock runs a chance of being I Uaded in tbe middle ot next week,- The man wbo baa oerer fished for trout knows absolutely nothing of the blessing ot paticooe and wat feet. Teacher to a small boy: rt What does tbe proverb say about those) wo live tu glass nouses r buj-u boy : M Pull down tha blinds." An exchange puts a solemn truth in a novel and effective way when ....a ,ka, m mm men wear their factoring has been remarkable. The lrowwrg out iu the knee ta following taoie snows me iuc.ec mat getting religious, ana uo during the two years ended August Mta of tbetr nuta out in summer Why is a bookbinder like oharityl Because ba is always covering faalts. ' . " Birds of a feather flock together when they are sharing the spoils and despoiling candidates. Tha rone with which a Kansas murderer waa bangel has been I woven into book marks aud given to tbe enovictiug jury as keepsakes. A prosperous Miohigan baby car riago factory bad its origin ia tte birth of fifteen bsbies ta the town iu thirteen dsya. A carpenter got tha tab of makiag carriages lor toe whole Dumber, ana tram test stait the business grew. 31, 1882 s Georgia... Alabama Tenneeaee Mieieaippl ...... l,oni-lana....... Nortn Oarolina. South Carolina.. Bptodles ...Increase 119,600 ...increase 34,000 ...increase -4.000 ...laoream 31,000 ...increaeo St.000 ...iucreaee 48.000 ....tnoreaa 96,000 backsliding." Total new spindle iu the 8onth for mi aod m -394,600 Estimating the cost at er snindle. it gives an Investment in thia inavuiuory oi o,ou,w,w.i.uu adding 25 per cent, for operating capital, gives a total investment in these new eoterpriseaot 113,255,250. A jouBgladyof WeatPototf ears a double-breasted Jackst with two , rows of cadet buttons. How ahe got them Is a mystery, ouleaa she Is A' daughter of tbe regiment. When you aee a man take oil hia hat to tou it ia u sign he reepeota . w . B -Ul you s but when you aee bid uivaat ing himself ot bla coat you ean make up your mind that ha intends' you shall respeot him. A Western utu composed a p te' of piano mnaie, called "Tha Cy clone," It is so extremely rlis.;j thst wlitMt any ona eommeaoea "So alio 'refused you, did shet" . Wr . II a a. . let rue get near- enough for that " toom- ' 1 .i n ..... A IV fwir- - '"ii Ui t. Aa a- -r lJ