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I IV e v"v- I P. 3D IS Ml Ui) (D IS A r o " Urc c&im fet flrx' a Charier as tha Wind, to blow on whom ice please" 20,000 Boxes sold each and eve ry week! I F. M. HICKS. AGEST FOR JASPEIl COUNTY1. W. W. DRINKWATEU agent for Newton County. THE GRAEFENBEUG COMPANY desire to call the attention of every one interest" d in the health of the great and beau tiful West to their views respecting 1JIL10US DISORDERS. This class of diseases is the Great Scourge ofthc western hemisphere. Go where we may, their sad effects are seen and felt. The brave and self denying settler who presses his way to the west, to make 'the wilderuets bud ami blossom us the rose,' meeto this dreadful evil. He is willing to work hard and endure every privation, thanks be to him. But in a little while he is seized with sowe form of bil ious disease. His strength now is weakness. A cloud comes over his prospects, and he ex claims, "would that there were some medicine to rn'ewnt this dreadful evil, nd to cure it win nit docsticze upon its victim I' From, the moment of line lauding ef the 1'ilgrims at Plymouth to tne present hour, bilious diseases have tent sorrow and deflation throughout the hind. Let the graves tf the loved and the lest U II the story I ; A momentous quest ion here comes uj. Dues the Supjeine Ruler intend that ihetoihatf Sons of tire West, men S3 willing to bear hut and burden of the ly, ilioalJ of all others bubjccl to so sad e Junitv ? h is not irreverent lo say And why d-i we jy, No? Because there in no class of dlsvaSfS that can be so ceitainly prevenled and cured its those we speak of This is the great hct to which the Graef euberjf. Company would call the attention of Governors. Clersrymcn, Jurists, Lawyers, M. dical .lm, Philanthropists of every name n ml sect; Husbands, Fathers, Wives and Mo thers in the entire West. There is no reason why Bilious disorders should not be forever banished from tha West The reader may not believe this f he may smile at the idea. But in these days of Great Disceveries, why thould iK.t something be found which will control und cine discasis which arc in their nature con:rolahle and curable 1 It is a well known fat that the true nature of bilious disordeis has been but partially un derstood, lleic his been the grwt usrrl of the utter failure of m arly irll the medical men ahJ medicine venders ol the day. To Hrcak the Chill! . . mums to have bern and to be their great aim m fever and a3iie; and to purge, dui.ch, bleed and inerc'Jfial.ze iu tl olfr lo,n, bt bl1 ious fever. What have bun lh cons, queue .sf The arc too welt known it neeu ni.u Ten's of thousands have died, multitud.s i. i.i...;. nnimied bv mercury; in; nave iiiiu nirn i -j -.- warrely any have been permanently curtU. ha vi The true theory is Prevention: nd in cases whore it is in the system, to eraffi cate it thorougly. . A II these ends are surely attained by the ec Ilt)1,lU,l CIRAEFENBERG PILLS. La them be fairly tried throughout lhe great west, orJ the B.l.ous Taint which clings to the sys trra will be thoioughly eradicated. Health will be speedily restored; the sallow comply ionwUlbemadefiesh and f.rj hUJ d ..lettable sensations will r.turo, and the next Un,, nill not find the grave vawn.C for the victims ofthedisensrs referred to. e en ., re tosiv that if these vegetable pills were Snd !o every fam.ly in the Un-tedStaU. ,t the riM use of ths General Government . SouUbJih. moM economical nWu rxncnd.iure ver made. Why? because 0 ury family all Bilioui U.denei.s ouU be LanUhddl The w, n would no Ion ,r,.r be creaJ. d: there would be no more SILK fv c?SONS The inhabitants there uSuotn" hose of the helthi.rtpoitionsofNewLnlsd. rn- Unlike .11 other anti biUous med.c.ncs, theUn.fenberg P.IU utterly prew-l the for- rn.ion of "'"hin lhe V' 1 1 , , ,i affording to directions rannot uZtVrl, the G.s.f- Company invite. mors extended Ji1:fttnborbood, club together snd KTt 1-nJlord. furnish item to lhe Kt- rts.iet.na.phit-- achieve eq "J ,rona " . n., . E3cb, Abma. B.Uoai "p.n ,!-J; Er At', I'V'l ! Lp 19 ii I , .r1 It- Fever and luor Albus. or Whites : een Sickness: Orinea- aacne ; tiyster.es ; in r' Urine: Indigestion: of vital narts : Inflama. jr r ; e Slnmae.h ; Jaundice: TAvpr - y - , , . mts; Low Spirits; Menstruation. ..innrpftspt ntiinTiit Bprvnn "...... . . Disorders: Nenralcia: Rheai- matisn. ; Stomach (various diseases); Whites. In all Bilious and chronic disorders, the Pills achieve a wonderful triumph. Here they defy competition. And as the eussepti bilify of the American constitution is to these diseases', they are aptly styled by some Ths nftlin VT.v Wai-1i1. Their wonderful efficacy in these complaints r . f T arises iron, meir power lo open tne I'ores; cleanse and strengthen the stomach and Bow els; make the Urine flow healthily and clear ; and to give tone and strength to the whole system I WHOLESALE WAREHOUSE, 49 John street, New York. Til Intl n tt'Hprn I tir ia n n tir:inrl ihprnm. party will appoint one on application by letter jjusi jjuiu, u uiiierwisc. Persons wishing the Pills by mail, can or der them. Price, 25 eents per Hox. D. I1AKSBK0UGII Jc CO., Yicksburg, General A aeots for this State. .March 3, 1847. 30 ly JCJ We owe an apology to the author of the following communication, for deferring its publication two weeks. Other matter which, if not published at the moment, would lose all interest to the reader, has crowded upon us, and thus it is that '' "am Tater" makes his debut in the twilight of the day. His strictures, how ever, have lost none of their piquancy or force by being a little antiquated. 1IE33R9. Editor . prmit ma to np penr in your coltitni: li the purpose of maliittga few remarks i, live. to un nrti clo published in the Easvjin Uluriou of the 17th ftlt. It seems to have been the object of tl.u nnthor to direct the public mind from the force of the Rev. P. II. Napier's nrtru ments relative to the onti repiililicun char ncter ofthe M. E. Church. It is not my intention to say ought drainst the M. E. Church or its nwmheis; hut I wish lo correct some mistakes which this anony mous uuthor has endeavored to practice upon the public mine!. The manner m which the Rev. Mr. Napier has endeavored to prove the anli repuWicati character of that church, has been cr.lmly and respectfully, with his name n(Iiv.od lo eaeh of his articles ; nnd it were only reasonable to suppose that he would have been responded to in like manner.- But this irrave subject has been at tempted to be disposed of through a ludic rous article over nn anonymous name. I have no doubt that the members of that Church g-nerally will disnpprohale Itio course; ntid I presume thai the Ilev. P. U. Napier would hardly condescend lo reply to Mr. Scantntor: hut I, being ra the a dealer in small matters, proceed to offer a few thoughts by way of reply; nt the same lime doubling the fact of its re. ceiving the approbation of Ilev. P. H. Na pier, or the members of the Church of which he is a minister. Marvellous soev er ns it may oppenr, Mr. Scantator has been so deeply engaged in rending Latin poetry, that he has never found time, dn ring his creat and wonderful hfe, to read thediscipline of his own favorite church ; because no man that had ever read the discipline of that Church would be at nil likely to venture the assertion that "the tni.wstTS, presiding elders and bishops are takwt. from among the members of the Church, in the same manner that the of ficers of our government are from among the peitple." Now if this assertion be cor rect, Mr. S will certainly refer us to th paie in the Discipline where it says, the ministers, presiding ddera nnd bishops shall be th cted by the joint mffrages of members ofthc church. But Mr. S.secms o contradict the assertiou himself, by say ing lh.it " if the manner of election is dif ferent, both carry out the same principle." This is, also, incorrrct. To construct our State poven.ment, so ns !o carry out the principle of the government that Mr. Scantator would have list to think; is just as Democratic as our State government, our laws would have to be se constructed as to allow nil the rCicers of the State to vote at the elections, and not allow the people to vote at all. 1 thiuk that if Mr. S. does not refer ns to the la cf the church, authorizing each and ev-ry mem ber to have a free and equal suffrage in the election cf all their officer, it will te seen that he has betrayed his ignorance in trying to coliahten aa intelligent tv m nu llity on sutj-Kt that he knew Qcihmg about himself. There is not another intelligent mem ber of tfce church in Jasper county, in my humble opinion, who wool i Tenure t' - nie as rtbn. Mr. S sy t't "it U not the exercise of the power, tut t' rr.annercf acquiring tte power th i -rrs the idea of monarchy or nM.vr-y " !e to his fcotioo, a ruUr iii:'.t be I r a ta poTer 6r. lie purer! ;r.z:;;s PAULDINGj MISS., WEDNESDAY, ot Democracy) and though he usurp all lhe powers of government, and rule the nation with a rod of iron the government would still be a republic. Such assertions ore ridiculous. Mr. S. says, again, that 'in all governments not republican, the exercise of power is hereditary ; and with out this, the notion of a monarchy or aris tocracy is absiiid." This is an awful mis take for au individual who undertakes to enlighten the public mind. Mr. Scanta tor should consnlt'the dictionary, nnd fL'st take the mote out of his own eye. That all governments are hereditary except re publics, is a mistake that nny school-boy can correct who has ever learned the ele ments of Geogiaphy ; for nil geographi cal authors explain Absolute monarchies, Limited monarchies, Hereditary Monarch ies and Aristocracies. ,lThe mighty astounding facts," fcc, "conveyed to the eyes and ears of a won dering world" are simply this, that the ministers and bishops of the Aetiiodist Episcopal Church have more weight in its councils than the same number of the lai ty." How it is llifit aiijPniau in his sober senses, and after having read the. Rev. P.M. Napier's articles, could have corne to such a, conclusion ns this, is indeed strange to imagine, when, in fact, nil that is necessa ry to prove the government of the M. E. Church n;ili lepublican, is lo show that the laity havo not an equal voice in elect ing their ministers and bishops. Just give the laity an equal voice in choosing those ministers and bishops, and make theni amenable to their cousiiiuents and you have a republic, notwithstanding otic of those ministers or bishops may have more weight in the councils of lhe church than a thousand of the laity. This is what Mr. Napier has been laboring to prove that the tail y in the M- E. Church have not ; and, consequently, itis nnti republican. "The mighty and astound ing fact conveyed to the eyes and ears of a wondering world" is simply this, that " the shortsightedness and fallacy of the arguments advanced by our friend Mr. Napier," is not only unexposed, but nnre plied to. I, nnd rny friend, Mr. Scantator, are both .no theologians ; so far from it, that we are not even of lhe ministry, nnd, I fear, not good tneuiher3 of the Church. How we happened to be so much alike in these particulars, I cannot tell. Dot there is at least one thing to be fuarvd that the inaniMW in whiclr SoauUiAiejs rud'avor ed to ridicule the Itev. P. II Napier's arti cles, by making false issues, nsseriing false definitions to the difleient kinds of government, and raising othit false issues, though ignoranlly.will be laughed toscoru by all intelligent men- YAM TAT Ell. A QUEER I J 13 AS T. A New Oihans editor ht;s had the oppor tunity to examine a zoological specimen recently imported from Mexico, which, according to his account, must be Eome thing of the oddest. Ilecalls lithe guana; (he name should probably be iguana It belongs to the lizard tribe, and ugly as it is, a favorite article of loud with the na tives of Mexico mid Central America. Here is the description : The guana has its f ro legs put on be hind, and its behind legs not only put oil before, but Listened u backward, and up side do vn. When its motnh is shut it is tight as an oysters, and as destitute of lips; but let it Minle, and its head opens way hick "fits ears, if it has any ears. lis b.dyis shaped like a guana's, and lias a horn comb set on the top of it fur or nament, and small scales nil over it, for no cause whatever lhat we could perceive. Its eyes resembled those of a duck, as they are supposed lo look in n storm, but instead of turning in their sockets, llwv work up and down. It appears to be perfixtly good natured when it is migry,atid ii don't try to bite until it wrtatlu us dee in a smile. Its tail, however, is in great f. nture; ih.it is indefinite in US length, and v.n legated iu its color. After you xan iuethe t't'ana, generally and priirul.irly, the concilium, is forced upon yon lint n was mtdeofit of the odJs mid end of lizards, l.oitrf flo , snakes and coofecimnary, and is altogether thi most extraordinary insect, bug or aul mal, that ever hv.-d. 1"Iney Moos. Tne origin o this -word is m little known yet so highly interesting, t-nt ur arc constrained to gtve an account of it. It ii truc'-alle to a Teu tonic origin. Anmg the Teuton, ws a favorite drink Cj!I Mithtglin. l ws maJe of honey, and was much !;k the present mead of wvu f the Lnrop"ai countries. The same bevemge was n u atnug yt S-ixns, ss wc'l ns another rolled Mara', whie'i was alo ma Id ff ho icy but flivorr J with m liberrn. Thev houad drills were ui in grf.,t f.un. diuls at T- ir ii -i uc l ii neVity lhe ranrrijgs f.'iral wss c'eb'MeJ whla lunar mm'h, which was culled a mmn, d.'.ring whch the festal board M 'l nrr fi! ,,,c ;",y drink. uc tNis month cf fotifAl, ws c ".ed IV Kwy !-, cr l.ony ni nth, which fi-jn a ii .' t i f f-'Jivl T'.e faTn lric i id to I d "J on lis wedd.n uig'U fro a the t ef im nsc ii-il-g fcr,ce it ie.i' i (! N- ii AUGUST, 28, 8iT iir-i Tirwr-ifnii riiriTrrmiirr-iBwamiiii iiB-i-TW.in; GOOD FOR BUFFALO. BY 0IIN BROWN. In one of the companies of the 1st regiment of U. S. Dragoons, there once happened to be thrown a recruit whose fond parents, bearing the name of Jackson, had given hirn the Chris tian name of Andrew a name, in this case, extremely mal . appropos. This fellow was drilled with others, and drilled alone, but the task of instruction seemed nearly a hopeless one. Dismounted, if ordered to start with the - left foot, he invariably put forth the right, and it was more than hinted that he could not tell the one from the other. "And, curse him!" said the sergeant, one day out of patience, "he don't know his legs, and, has not sense enough to nark them!" In the mounted drill he was the same. At a command ''to tho riht," ho was just as like ly to turn to the wrong as to the right side. As lo mounting a horse according to the manual, he saw no use whatever in that; and provided he could climb up by the cantel of the saddle, was perfectly satisfied. In truth, Jacksoa was very stupid. He could hardly be taugiit to keep his arms and accou trements in order, and could never execute the first movement ofthe sabre exercise without the most ludicrous blunders, and if mounted, danger of cutting off his horse's head or ears. Altogether, after he had been two years in service, he'was put dowa by every body as ab solutely "good for nothing" a worthless ap pendage to the corps; tor tic naa even oeen ti leu on vaiious kinds of extra duty, and failed in all. The captain had marked Jackson he regar ded him as an anomaly not exactly an idiot, yet seeming so very near one that the dividing line was hardly perceptible. He can never bj fit for anything, thougiil the captain, and he iTiudiuted the discharge of the impracticable dult, as a "nuisance to tho service." A strict drill officer, thecaptain required every mm to do his duty. When Jackson was on drill, the captain's order to march gen erally ran as follows: "Column, forwardl Corporal West, give that man a kick lo start him march!" Corporal West, accustomed to this duty, usually by a kick properly dealt, had given Jackson an impetus forward, by the time the command "marchl" fell from the captain. Jackson had, as lime flew, been three years in the comp my, when a march to the prairies wis ordered. In the range of that animal near the Arkansas, it became on object with the coinin uvd to procure a supply of buffalo meat, and every day detiils of men were made for lhat purpose. The captain bhnself, on one occasion, thirs ting for sport, went out with the hunters. They hiiJ bin out some three or four hours, when Jackson, his hor.e nearly at fullspeid, and his carbine unslung, was dashing past the captain towards a herd buffjlo at some distance across the plain. "Stop, sir, stop!" commanded the captain. Jackson instantly reined up. So far ns he knew how, he had learned to obey the first lesson of a soldier. The captain was inclined to bo religious, but now he was betrayed by excitement into lhe use of naughty language, "Wlntthe devil are you doing here?" hedc manlfd fiercely. "Hauling buffalo, sir." 'Hunting buflMo? l-nation! Who told you to hunt buflalo? W hat business have you on the plains?" "The sergeant rMiiled me as a hnter, sir." The d. vil h-i di lf, Well, the sergeant's a d d fool," continued tiie captain, growing warmer and worse betrayed. What can yon d ) hen? Do you ever ex'pect to kill a btfilo.'" he asked, almost with a sneer. "I've done so, sir, this morning," replied the soldier, tmiching his cap. "Whall You've killed a buffalo? Take care, sir don't lie lo me take care! The thing's imposnble!" ... . "Indeed, Captain, ii'strue. I'vo killed three, nJ have a ihree months' calf tied to the l-g ofthe last on-." I it possible?" "Yes, sir; anJ I'd have killed one of those four just back in the last hollow, if jroit hadn't lole up and tcarti thtm amay" The captain was more lhan astonished he was thunderstruck. The stupid, worthless sidjier, supdenly appecrtd in a new light. His gnsus hid pcejM:d out he was develop ed. "Well, well," replied the captain, "go a head go ahead kill ill you can; I'm fil-d you can da it; you're for $omelhigVv divoteiel t by mere accident; but every man, I I'ippose, is mA.it for s0melking--go ahead, you can earn your rations now, for a fewdtvs, xt leist jWr good lor noibiogtlw; bat you're )ood roa vrrto'" A mor L picturb op LiKPON. There are 3!) 003 common thieves in Lonlon; Him) children learning crime; 3.IKX) boMss of stolen goods, and about 10,(K)J common gamblers. The "Weekly Despatch an infidel pa' per, has a circulation of 1 jO.tXKJ copies a wee' iu the city. Th p--p i!t lonof London, nor, is about 2.2',) iM ) ri!s ! Tnere are 100 OX) iwiple in the metrop olis alone, unprovided with the means cl J fc'isious worship. 1 Tvre are Sout I08,0 femVie servants f in London. Of this number, from l-l,OOU to 16,tX) are ds ly charging place. Upward of 3U.(X) ro(is ar- now in mitfj of lhe Lt4 in workhoimes ; C ',0 ra rectvin? out -d cr rVf, an 1 from 1,0) to 20X1 nightly h-l!r I'lrmwlvrs n t'ie r'o;ei fir 1'ie ho ir'fn. In eJ li t. .'i to this ti'iTiVf, lVr are thui 's who lire by b-gg'y, in J il.Djunis rnre wbo !. ty tniiiL ;:s;:.cjy SHORT PATENT SERMON. ; BY DOW, Jr. My text this morning is as follows : There is a voice which haunts me stiJI, -Where'er on earth I be In lonely vale, on lofty hill; And on the distant sea : I hear it in the silent night, And at the break of morn, - , - And aye it crieth dark or light ' . Man was not made to mourn. My hearers what d you suppose this small voice is, that haunts me wherever I go excepting1 it be through some of the mudholes of misery of Gotham ? Why it is Nature whispering with a calm smilu upon her phiz, that man was not mode to mourn, notwithstanding the Dard of Ploughshare's sentiments on the subject. No brethren, man was made to laugh, love, enjoy himself; nnd dig potatoes, to the glo ry of his Creator. Yet how many lazy, mildewed mortals there are, who sit down iu the shade of melancholy to mourn over misfortunes of their own breeding! There they sit, and sit, looking at all that is bright and lovely with a yellow, jaundi ced vision, determined within themselves on being forever miserably: and as for enticing them into the habits of industry ' with the promise of a happy com'pensation you might as soon think of getting a barrel of old cider to work by placing a dollar at the hung hole. Mourn they must mourn they will; and this too in a country like ours ! wheru there is so much elbow room for ambition where all a man has to do is to take courage and a shovel, and dig his way to wealth and honor; nnd where by the aid of faith and a few Irish mut), such almighty big mountains can tu moved ! Oh! it is a sin and a shnmo that man should mourn, where there noth ing under the curtain of heaven to prevenf his laughing, singing, dancing, and being as merry ns a cricket in the chimney cor- . ner! My friends all nature proclaims that nothing was made to mourn. The bright faced sun the calm silver moon ; and tho glittering stars all sing together of this grand truth in one unceasing song, and "echoing earth answerslo theirsweel strains. If the world were intended for a house of mourning, every flower would be painted f black every bird would be a crow or black bird every body would be bom a negro the ocean would be a vast ink pot ; . a black veil would be drawn over the face of heaven and an everlasting string of ( crape hung a round th borders of creation. When I look abroad and see how bright and cheerful is the general aspect of things; how Earth exults in her joyous spring time ; how glorious in the pride of her summerhood ; and how calmly, smilingly beautiful in her autumnal decay; I am bound to the conclusion, thut nothing upon God's green cushioned footstool was ever intended to mourn. It is natural for us sometimes to indulge in dull, mush and milky meditation, and to encourage cold and blood curdling fancies, or listen fear fully to the tread of some harbinger of evil, whose footsteps fall with a rustling sound among our scared flowers, of hope, like those of the angel of Death amor the frost faded leaves of November ; but I do assort, from the nether extremity of my heart, that man vas no more made to go prowling nnd mourningthrough the world, than a Canary bird was created to sing at a Methodist meeting. My dear friends, it is "man's inhumani ty lo mat.', and man's inhumanity to him self, that causes so much mourning. Tho ( dreadful carnage of war causes thousands to mourn the loss cf sires, sons, relatives and friends who immolate themselves up on their country's altar, but whose valiant ffyes are worth more thau all the weak!. , in the mines of Mexico. Millions groaa unJer the iron hand of oppression, and as mjy more under the incubus of laziness, who mourn and sigh to think that dollar . don't roll at their fet-, and that lhe sun ot prosperity won't shine in their dark den of sluggishness. Lit war be avoided as far as possible palsied to the oppressor's arm and fleabesK-geJ be he, Isay, who is too lazy to move when ha finds a uast of young mice in his hair, and spiders weav ing their webs over his shirt bosom. I tell you again, my brethren, yo t were ti'vcr mtJe to stand still and mourn like a mountain pine in the holjov midnight wind. You were intended to push ahead and keep stirring, like a barkeeper: to bo jolly, gy, lively always in a good spir its as a fly in a bottle of old Jamaica: to laugh at care, snap your fingers at rorruw; and to whistlf? when Leset by tne myriajs ' of petty ills that $ constantly are seeking J f anaoy mankind. So mote it t- Wtvts ran ms WrrrT-To supply 1 the bachelors of the Wett with wives ; lo I furnish the fining mnUens cf the Eit w iih l.uvlhvids j to b. iter ejus iz-j the pres ent cjptop-Htion ofthe srxes in three two sr mou of our country, his been ona cf the dicultie of t'ie are. This rtmiy was imp's it wsfo-ily f?-r the girls to 3 Vet and ct msnW; b-n ti ro exprr-v y t j g-4 mrriL offended thnr i.'.e'.t 'f deli cacy. Mim Bech,, t'f f a Yankee girl, has inzenKraV.y c;t over l- wlu'e di.lica'ty. bhe it cnga-ag lit g't'. to Wet: n si'.oo! leather?. .A t I K I T