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THE WOODVILLE REPUBLICAN PUBLISHED EVERY SATURDAY. WOODVILLE. MISSISSIFPL Hard-Tack. As ISvritc, there Yips before moontaV labia an innocent Jooking cracker; which I fcavc faithfuYiy preserved for years. It is about the size and .has tho appear unco of an ordinary soda- biscuit. If you take it in your hand, you will find k somewhat heavier than an ordinary biscuit, and if you bile it but, do; I will not let you bite it, for I wish to see how long I can keep it. But if you wow to reduce it to a fine pjwder, you would find that it would absorb a great er quantity of water than an equal weisrht of ordinary Hour. You would also observe that it is very hard. This U'U mil , iv.u tut.-, imun. is uv aiuiu- ' i i : i t:u utcil to its great ae. lint if you im agine that its age is to be measured on ly by the years which have elapsed since the war, you are greatly mistaken; for there was a common belief among the boys that our hard-tack had been baked lonr before the commencement of the Christian era! This opinion was based upon the fact that the letters 15. U. were damped on many, if not, indeed, all of the cracker boxes. ' To be sure, there were some skeptics who shook their L:itl; nml maintained that these mv: mate of . sorao army contractor or in ppjetor of supplies, but the belief was wide-spread and deep-seated that they were certainly intended to set forth the era in which our bread had been baked. Tor our hard-tack were very hard. It was d fileult to. break .them with the teeth. Some of them you could not fracture with your fist. . Still, there was an immense amount of nourishment in them when once you had learned how to get at it. It required some experi ence and no little hunger to enable one to appreciate hard-tack aright, and it demanded no small amount of inventive power to understand how to cook hard tack as they ought to be cooked. If I remember correctly, in our section of the army we had not less than fifteen dif ferent ways of preparing them. In oth er parts, I understand, they had dis eovered one or two more ways; but with us, fifteen was the limit of the cu linary art when hard-tack was on the board.- On the march they were usually no cooked at all, but eaten in the raw sta'c. In order, however, to niakq them somewhat more palatable, you simply cut down a slice of nice fat pork, laid the pork on your cracker, put a spoonful of brown sugar on top of the pork, and you had a dish fit for a . soldier. Of course, the pork had just come out of the pickle, and was con sequently quite raw. When Ave halted for eoilVe, we sometimes had fricasseed hard-tack prepared by toasting them before the hot coals. When, as was, generally the case on a march, our hard-tack had been broken into small pieces in our haversacks, Ave soaked these in water and fried them in ponk, fat stirring Avell, and seasoning with salt and sutler's pepper, thus making Avhat Avas commonly known :as a "hishy-hashy," or a "hot-tired stew." Thus you see Avhat vast and unsu-i pected possibilities reside in this innocent-looking three-and-a-half inch square ard-laek lying; hre on -my tablo Lejf.re me. Three like the speci men made a meal, and nine Avere a ration; and this is Avhat fought the battles for the Union. Hurry M. Kieff'cr in St. Xicholcts.. Superstitions of Engineers. "Amsterdam is noAV on the dead list," said an old grizzled engineer of the New York Central Railroad, last night, as he glanced over the account of the third fatal accident at the crossing in that village. A Journal reporter was igno rant of the significance of the term 'dead list." He expressed his curiosity. "By a dead list I mean," said the engineer, responsively, "thar that cross ing is noAv out of danger. Three deaths, you know, baptise it. That is what the boys say. You knoAv they believe that if erne man or Avoman is killed at a cer tain point, there are dead sure to be one or two others before long. Superstition? Yk'ft, that is Avhat it is, and no mistake, lint some of the engineers who baA'C run a machine for twenty or thirty A ears, as 1 have, take stock in it because Ave have seen it proved time and time again. 1 -don't believe that three deaths :u-e sure to come one after another, but 1 can't help wondering why it is so often two. That's what they call the duality, isn't it? When you come to think of it, everything goes by tAvos. You have two legs, two eyes, two hands, tAvo ears two nostrils and two rows of teeth. There are two parts to a day, tAvo di visions of the year, winter and summer, two orbs of light. The pair is the nat ural number. I have a record at home of the accidents that have occurred Avhile I have been on my engine. I can sIioav you the dates to prove that they have been in eight cases out often tAvo at a time. Several times three have happened in succession, but two is the usual number. People Avould say that Avtis superstition, but when you see it over and over again you can't blame us. ' I knoAv engineers who will knock - oil fur si .week or sn.ftfter.nji acpiiLvnt ti their train in which somebody has been killed, rather than run the risk. There Was a case when young Piatt Truax Avas k'lled near Schenectady, jn 1878. You know they are ' now trying three young fellows in this city for derailing the train. A few days before a freight train which he Avas running had an ac cident, in which the fireman was hurt so that he died I think he died but the accident was not at the same point. . It was west of Schenectady. The men told me afterward that Truax had a premonition of death. If 1 had my book here I could give you a heap of information about deaths on the rad to , show you that there is something strange in it. Any way, most of the engineers have a rather strong fear of repetition Avhcnever blood is spilled along the line. Of course, there are those who are superstitious as old women. Thosa are the fellows that see ghosts." "See ghosts?" "Yes, the disembodied spirits, as the mediums call them, of people they Lave run over. Not long ago an en gineer you know by name resigned be cause he said the specter of a woman he had ground to pieces at Fonda used to appear every night at the exact spot." Albany Evening Journal.1 Young Mrs. Susan. E. Roberts, a summer guest at Saratoga; accompanied an excursion party to Lake George and, - m tne woras of one oi ner companions, Avas "the gayest of the gay" throughout the.entire trip. On "the return of tho party Mrs. Roberts took arsenic and died, leaA ing a Jitter to her absent hus band, the contents of which are un knoAvn. Troy (N. Y.) Times. , Confessions of a Gambler. "What are the chances against a player in a square game of faror the reporter asked an old gambler who the restrictions that were placed on his business by the 1'ittsburgh police. "Against a sucker a 'producer x mean?" inquired theTeambler. "I mean the clerk at merchant that drops in to tackle the game," said tho reporter. Well, that s what we can tne -pro ducer,' " the sport explained, and then Avent on. "mat s the class tnac pro duces the wealth that makes gambling a business. It is tho 'producers money that keeps the game going. The chances he has of winning, with nothing against him, and if he hasn't got a system, and isn't betting high, are about one out of tAvo, or, maybe, tAvo out of five that is, he will lose in two out of three or in three out of five rdavs asainst the bank, and. no matter hoAv often he wins, he is sure to be a dead loser in the end. If he plays big, and has a system, tho dealer soon gets on to it. n neisstmcK on a card, or plays 'three on a 6ide,' or odd and even,' or 'both ends against the middle,' it Avill take the dealer no time to find it out, and, as it is his duty to protect the bank, he will shuffle the cards so as to lay the player out cold. The player generally sticks to his sys tem and has no chance. If thero are a number of persons playing, of course it is difficult for the dealer to handle the carjia fn this way, but often the nu merous players seen at the table are staked players, who are playing with the bank's money, and of whom the ueaier lases no notice, as it makes no difference whether they win or not, no his Avhole attention can be given to the Eroducer. In nearly every bank they ave a lot of cappers hanging around, and Avhen a producer comes in they are statea to start the game. "The dealer has another trick," the sport continued, "that avo call 'takins: the card by the car.' If the player is a 'high roller,' that is, a bir better, and has a favorite card, it may lose for him all the time. In that case the dealer puts it on its proper pile, but, if the player is winning, the dealer, Avill throw this card doAvn carelessly, so that it doesn't lay squarely on the "pile. Pre tending to straighten them up, he Avill slip the card under tho pile, and then shuffle them so that in the next deal the player's chances are to lose; if the player wins again, the dealer will again take the card by the ear. These things can not be done where there 'are a num ber of genuine players, for in that case it makes little difference to the bank who Avins or loses, the players playing each other's money and the bank Lav ing the benefit of the splits." "And this is what you call a square game?" "Why, of course; all this is done merely to protect the bank, Avhich must have some protection. In a brace game the player stands no more shoAV of win ning than he does of swallowing a lightning-rod. In the square game there is some show for him. But every player has his system with which he expects to break the bank, and he finds out in the end the truth of the saying that there never was a system the dealer couldn't beat. These things are necessary, as I said, to protect the bank. It is often subject to losses byr shoe-string players, who, being deeply in debt, manage to get hold of a feAV dollars, and, having nothing much to lose, conclude to try their luck. Sometimes a fellow wins $600 or $700 off a shoe-string,' as' Ave call a small stake, goes out and pays his debts, and that's the last the bank sees of. the money. The chances are if he has five or ten dollars left he'll come Virlr anil i ( li-inlr !o cfill itWK Vi?vi mn-wr Ain a few more hundred. But, talk about it as you may, faro is the fairest he fairest and squarest game, and if a man must gamble I'd advise him to tackle nothing else." "Can't faro be beaten!" "Not unless you play a limitless game and have a mint of money to do it with. If a banc has $2,000, you can bet $2,000 on a card, and if it wins the bank is busted and there's an end of it. If you lose you have to keep on doubling your bets until you do win, when, of course, the desired end is accomplished. But every bank has its limit, and when you get to it you've got to stay there. The fact that few gamblers have money shows which way the wind blows. It's a rare one dies rich. The banks make the money, the 'producer' furnishes, and the professional sport kind of hangs in betAA'een the two unfit women or whisky bring him to his grave." Pittsburgh Commercial Gazette. A New Style of Snake Story. Miss Brooks, a - respectable voung Avoman and a daughter of a truck farmer at eheridan, two, miles from ' Womels dorf, on the Lebanon , alley Railroad, met with a startling adventure while out walking in the woods with a female companion. The story of their wonder ful escape is vouched for by the best citi zens in the place." While the two ladies were promenad ing in a secluded spot in the forest.Miss Brooks suddenly experienced a heavy pressure uuuuu ner avzusl, Avnicn in creased to such an extent as to almost deprive her of breath. She cried out 9 lrom para, and ner companion sprang to one side. Miss Brooks put her hand to her waist and discovered a thick and heavy roll underneath her light eveming txratnmc. Irumoillatery thereafter the two were horrified beyond description on seeing the head of a snake protrud ing from the folds of the dress, its hor rible fangs darting in every direction. With rare presence of mind Miss Brooks' companion seized hold of the former's dress and pulled the skirt from her body. A huge black snake was found coiled around her waist. - It immediately dropped to the ground and disappeared in some dense underbrush. The ladies say that it must have been fully six feet in lengtn. it must have been lying in their path, and as they passed along worked itself up tne young woman s under-clothing and found a resting Eiace around ner waist, upon reaching ome Miss Brooks was so overcoraa" that she fainted. Philadelphia Press. , -1 In the vast array of children's toys designed to instruct as well as amuse. doubtless no duplicate willbe found of a device which is thus advertised in a native paper of India: "The wonderful python. These reptiles are made of horn and can be lengthened up to sixty inches. They are made expressly to teach children what hell is, and what it contains as even an old man would be frightened at its sight. They are put in boxes meas uring about one and one-quarter inch. We would recommend parents to buy one for each of their children, as they are not only a toy, but a toy from which benefit may be derived." Indianapolis Journal. . r . , , : The crusade of a New Hampshire reformer is against chewing gum. Ilia fervid oratory sets forth that gum leadSf via tobacco, to ruinous alcohol. HOME AND FARM. When yon harvest cabbages do not leave the stumps in the field or throw them on the compost heap. Either plan helps perpetuate club root. They 9houia be burned. Tjpmnn PllddlnoM 'Roof ttio rAllr. rt ...v..w J vtau v two eggs light; add two cupfuls of su gar; dissolve four tablespoons of corn starcn in a lr.'.ie com water; put in tho juice of twoAmons, with some of tho grated petftTMir all together with a tablespooQinl of butter. Bake about fifteen minutes. When done spread over the top the beaten whites of the eggs and broAvn. Exchange. The best results from wood ashes are secured by adding a small propor tion of common salt. Ashes contain all the "mineral elements of the plant, and they exert a good influence in unlock in": fertility that would not bo other- available, in burning anything the chlorine it contains is carried off with the smoke and salt, chloride of sodium, supplies the deficiency. Cole man" s liural World. A correspondent of the Farmers' Review has practiced during several Avinters the plan oi Keeping apples in dry sand, poured into the filled barrels after storinff in the cellar, and finds it a "decided improvement" on any other nton irar troA tha fruit rpmnininir till -... vtiv w.w - - - "f-y late snrinsr "as crisp and apparently as fresh as when srathered." lie does like wise with potatoes, and uses the same sand year after year. If peach groAvers will go through their orchards every fall and examine each tree closely they aviII lina upon many of them gum oozing from the trunk near the ground. By brushing away the gum a small white grub with a black head will be found drilling his way through the bark. Kill all of these pests and the trees will, not suffer from borers. The early part of October is is the best season for doing this Avork. V. Y. Herald. Charcoal is highly recommended as a preventive of disease in sheep, and in an jbnglish pamphlet tne ionowing re cipe for its use appears: "The charcoal should be given mixed with the food ex cept in urgent . cases, when it may be mixed in water or thin gruel and given as a drench. The dose is one pint to every twenty-hve head of sheep or lambs; one-quarter pint per head for full-grown cattle horses or pigs; half the Guantitv for vounjr cattle, and two x w rj teaspoonfuls to one dessertspoonful for young calves. oteamea tjoa or uaaaock: late a fish of four or five pounds; dress it nicely; put its tail in its mouth, and skewei it there. Place it on a platter. season high AVith pepper and salt, turn hall a pint of vinegar OA'er it, and let it stand an hour in a cool place. Then pour off the vinegar, place the fish in a steamer, set it over a large kettle of boiling water, and steam for thirty min utes. When cooked, the flesh will part irom tne Done easily; try it with a knife betore taking it up. berve on a napkin, eggs, pickled beet and sprigs of pars ley, with draAvn butter sauce. The Household. Something About Barley. ims genus oi grasses ranks in some of the countries of Europe next to Avheat in value. There are many species of what is . termed barley grasses, put tne majority of them are coarse, weedy plants of little or no value to,, man. 1 The grain knoAvn as barley figures in the remote records of both sacred and civil history, and has been constantly cultivated from the most ancient times till the present day. In the days of Moses, "an homer of barley seed was valued at fifty shekels of silver." Barley is meutioned in the story of Naomi and Ruth, and in many oiner places in ine sacred records. Plinv gives such explicit descriptions of bailey as cultivated in his day that there is no dlhcultv in recognizing it as the same knoAvn and cultivated at the present time. Columella mentions two varieties as cultivated in Italy, one called hexasticum and the other uistichum. Cato, Palladius, Virgil and other ancient Avriters speak of this grain and its value, ffivins: full and explicit di rections for preparing the land and soAving the seed. Varo says that six madii of barley should be soAvn per acre, Avhich is equivalent to about two bush els and two pecks of our measure. TIih floVfra nf liarlv are Brrnnfroil 5n a compact spike in alternate or5er on eacn siae oi a terminal racnis or stem. They contain both stamens and pistils, and for this reason are termed heima- phrodite, the organs of fertility being enclosed witmn two paieap, the inner one closely investing the seed, and the outer one unwrapping and folding OA'er the inner, and furnished with a long awn or beard beset with three rows of acute bristles. Three paleae constitute a spikeiet and two glumes belong to .... . . . teach paleae. Although barley is usually regarded aa more tender than some of the other cereals, it is cultivated over a very wide range of country, often flourishing where subject to great heat and long droughts, as well as in very moist and cool cli mates, far to the north. Owing to the peculiar form of the flowers it is less liable to blight from unfavorable weath er when, in bloom than wheat. Ihe three filaments of the latter, with their delicate anthers, are protruded and ex posed to every change an the AA'eather, but In barley these orsrans" are masked and protected by the floral integu ments. 1 Some writers classify barley accord ing to the time of soAving, making only two divisions spring and winter bar- ley. Others classify all varieties of bar ley according to the number of rows of gram in the ears, into six-rowed, four- rowed and two-rowed : but the first two are undoubtedly the same species, while the last is distinct, ; as they have only one spikeiet at each joint of the rachis with a fertile flower, the ! two lateral spikelets being reduced to a sterile rudi ment. ' The winter and spring barley are often interchanged, and what is strictly a spring variety in one country or locality Decomes a winter variety in others. Attempts have also been made to classify the varieties according to the adhesion or non-adhesion of the corolla with ripe seed, making the awned and naked barley. Then there is what is termed the flat-eared and square-eared barleys. But for all practical purposes me uiaay varieties in cultivation may be referred to two species, namely. jnoraeum vuigare, lour ana six-rowed, and H. distichum. two-rowed barW. The latter is supposed to be a native of lartary. with a gram so long in cul tivation as barley, and in so many dif. ferent countries and over such a wide range of climate, it is not strange that it should vary greatly from the original types ; hence the great number of dis tinct- varieties in cultivation. N. Y. Sun . . : Croquet is quite a gambling insti tution with New Yorkers. Bets of from ten to thirty dollars are niade on games. A. f. MOM All For the Poodle. Thev have poodles across the water as well as we, and the folloAving amus ing, story of the way two ladies in a French railwajrrarriage "lit and lit and snatched and bit" over one of these ani mals is cabled ..from Pans to the New York Tclcaram: A rather unusual trial came up yesterday before tho tribunal correctional tkvFaris. A feAV days ago a wealthy merchant of Palaiseau, M. Malaquin, accompanied by his wife, en tered, a hrstriss compartment oi a train to pass the holidays at Berny. An arusi namcu jml. awsici, vnm wiuc. Rosier entered the same compartment. As soon as the fortifications of Paris were passed Mme. Hosier opened a silver-mounted crocodile skin traA'eling bag and "out jumped a diminutive Havana poodle. The-weather beinw sultry, the four voyageurs occupied corner seats, Tiding next the open win dows. J he fifth of the voyageurs, how ever, frisked about everyAvhere, over the cushions and under the cushions, and not a spot was sacred to .it. Mme. Malaauin suddenlv became nale with fright, and uttered an exclamation of disgust at the cog s misconduct. Mme. Rosier defended her pet, and the train came to a halt at Berny. The two ladies, both pretty and in the height of fashion, jumped up simultaneously to open the doc5of the compartment Mme. Malaquin to get out and Mme. Rosier to prevfcntMnie. Malaquin from making a oj-int to tho railway officials againjthe cherished " Havana poodle. Hot words followed by blows of parasols, ensued. The husbands in tervened and a veritable combat was the result. M. Malaquin had his cheeks laid open by the sharp nails of Mme. Rosier, and the poodle had his hind leg broken amid the general debris of Worth bonnets, sun shades, ribbons and ruffled laces. The gendarmes in terfered and took the whole party in charge, and yesterday each of the four voyageurs were fined 200 francs and costs for a breach of the peace. Nashville, Tenn., is agitating the cent question. the smallest coin in circulation in that city is the five-cent piece, and shopkeepers are beginning to see the folly of keening out the once de tested cent- One ary goods merchant estimates his losses at four to five dol lars a day on account of failure to make exact change. Another merchant is going to use postal cards in making chaHge if the cents do not come into favor. A retail dealer has ordered a hundred dollars' worth of cents, and proposes to start the reform at once. Ni Y. Times. A locomotive was used in a public frocession at Austin, Nev., to draAV car oads of young women representing the btates of the Union, and symbolizing the virtues, sciences, arts and trades. The grade of the principal street through which the railway track runs is twelve and a half feet to the hundred, but the locomotive managed to march both up and down hill at a rate suitable to the gait of the rest of the procession, and behaved in a very dignified and stately manner. iJhicaqo Herald. Captain Alexander's little boy. while herding sheep at Copperas Cove, Tex., was' bitten byn large rattlesnake on one of his fingers. Doctors say the bite would have proved fatal had it not been for the thoughtfulness of his twin brother, who caught ft sheep, killed it and held Jus finger in the warm blood of the sheep,alsor cording 'his arm. They were only twelve years old. Miss Henderson went to Pierre, Dakota, to marry J. 1. Scott, but Scott died before the ceremony was per formed. At the funeral the young lady- told some sympathetic ladies that Scott was the fourth man to whom she had been engaged, and all had died before the wedding day. Chicago Herald. The small-pox hospital at San Fran cisco is filled Avith lepers. The papers of that city advocate the building by the tiovernment, on an island, of a laz- eretto where all cases of leprosy through out the country might be removed. Kinf Solomon' Tdro of Masons at Charlestown, Mass., the oldest Ma son in institution in thi3 countrv. cele brated its 100th anniversary a few day azo. A servant girl fell on a bracket. Her skull, she did nearly crack it, St. Jacobs Oil applying, Bared her from dying -It proved to bo just the racket.' A steamboat Captain from Goshen, Was hurt by a boiler explosion, On the pains in his hip, Bt. Jacobs Oil got the grip, He calls it the all-healing lotion. " A BCKNK of harn heautv " i tha vrav n Rawlins (fi. C. nrwr nuts it In tHvlntr n description of a ball. SEND SIX CENTS FOR FOSTACB For the magnificently Illustrated catalogue oi me MERMOD & JACCARD JEWELRY CO., Fourth and Locnst St., fit. Lonia. Mo. It presents verv nlalnlv their beaitiful goods and You will be rurvrised to learn at teJiat Low Prices thet sell them. nhen m At. Louit call and set res. Thb Governor claims a home in both Essex and Middlesex Counties. He wish es to please both sexes. Boston Tran- $crtpt. It is doubtless owing to our beine mada of clay that wd are so easily " broke." Mocnester Express. VA7fT.T. tli orp ha Vi nT t.v.T i crfi t. 9' nelrarl a tnmtriAP crt-Irktiniiai tt Anrit.hi,. whn 1 i loved. the stock market "not wisely but too well." 'Don't knov about the hop. trunk out," was the reply. Boston BuU letin.. " ., - Quinine is a drug in the market. Grit. Pftnrwi ... a .a.t a .v.... .... ranvf dnl Vet it's retrnlar arm-v work. Philadelphia Herald. "It seems to me that the lard is dimin ishing rapidly, Mary," said the mistress to tne servant girl. " Yes'm," was me repiy of the maid: "but then you know when you bought it that it was 6hort'ning." oomervuie Journal. The gardener is safe in the early part of the season. It is at the watermelon period that he must fight. That is why he says : ' In time of pease prepare for war." If. u. iieayune. ----- u i t: Thic dish n hn nA nrofane lancruaere mav have considerable, dash about him, but he is running a risk of going where they have altogether too much colon. Boston Tranr script. 1 - Died in the wool Mary's famous little lamb. y. Y. Arew. A vonso man who went into the kitch en, where his irirl was baking, aud inad vertently sat -down on a hot pie just from Is Lit? UVt'Ui UUW UUaba mc from the "upper crust.' "jiomsiown ner- aid. Ranks high Old butter X. Y. Journal. The view from the Starr King Mountain is too grand and beautiful to !e lost by any one who can reach its top. 15 is 83,80v) feet above th sea. Boston Post , Miss Carrie L. Davis was tripping gaily down tho steps of a brown stone front in Brooklyn tho other day when one of her feet became entangled in her dress and she fell bead foremost to the stone sidewalk. She was picked up and carried into the house, but dit d in an hour. Brooklyn (N. Y.) Eagle Advice to Consumptive On the appearanes of tho first symptoms as general debility, loss of appetite, pallor, chilly sensations, followed by night sweats and cough prompt measures for relief should be taken. Consumption is scrofulous disease of the lungs: therefore use the great antl-scrofula, or blood-purifier and strength-restorer, Dr. Pierce's " Golden Medical Discovery." Superior to Cod liver oil as a nutritive, and unsur passed as H pectoral. For Weak lungs, spitting of blood, and kindred affections, it has no equal. Hold by druggists the world over. For Dr. Pierce's pamphlet on Con sumption, send two stamps to world's Dis pinsart Medical Ass'tiow .Buffalo, N. Y. "Pa, rogues always fallout at night. w At night? How do you know that?" ' Be-, cause, pa, when rogues fall out, honest men get their dews." Louisville Courier Journal. ' Hat-Fever. I can recommend Ely's Cream Balm to all Hay-Fever sufferers, It is, in my opinion, a sure cure. I wb3 af flicted for 25 years, and never before found sure relief. W. H. Haskixs, Marshfleld,Vt. The worst punishment you can inflict on a. Chinaman who has committed a crime is to exqueues him. Lowell Courier. Owektos, Kt.-Dr. I. F. Mundy says: " I bar fauaa Brown's Iron Bitters one of the best tonics, and prescribe it fre quently." Boston should make Sullivan professor of the Howness of the Forceful. Oil City Derrick. Is the black man who runs the thr re tard game a native of Monte-negro? Cin Qinnatx Traveler. 1300 REWARD w ill be paid for any case of chills that chill arise will not cure, iryu. Iir the dim dictionary of Wall street thero are several such words as fail. Toronto Globe. Cancers and Other Tumors Are treated with unusual success by World's Uispensary Medical Association, Buffalo, N. Y. Send stamp for pamphlet. Professor In physics: "What is Boyle's law?" Student, with a carbuncle: "To break out in the most inconvenient place." Hat-Fever. I have been a Hay-Fever sufferer for three years: have often heard Ely's Cream Balm spoken of in the highest terms. I used It, and with the most won derful success. T. 8. Geeb, Syracuse, N.Y. Can an upright man be downright hon- a-. I. T. ! Fits, Fits, Fits, Su'-essfully treated by World's Dispensary Meuical Association. Address, with stamp lor pampniet, xuii aio, Is . x. Vesuvius threatens another " alarming eruption." it is nign time ror Vesuvius to be vaccinated. Pittsburgh Telegraph. Nervousness, debility and exhausted vitality cured by using Brown's Iron Bit teis. The difference between a bakery and a printing-office lies in the fact that in the former the pie is formed while In the lat ter occasionally the form is pied. isomer- viue journal. Don't Die in the House. "Rough on Rats." clears out rats,mice,mcs,roacbes,bed-bugs. 15c, Pl.Ximm mrn la tha lnfaet. f-vrr-l a shade. This will probably be followed by 11 . . 1 1 V lue rat. tan. oomervuie journal. BatrtMonE, Mrr. Trr. Irwin H. Elderldge" says: "i wouia recommend a trial or Brown's Iron Bitters in all cases of anaemic debility or when a tonic or appetizer Is in dicated."" A GIRL who runs away to sea has a naughtygal inclination. The Judge. Reddinq's Itussia Salve is an invaluable dressing for Inflamed and sore joints Price 25c. A Canadian contemporary asks: "Does loldwm bmith" now stop right there AftRA. O-fil 1 win rrraaf monv vAana but when vou tackle the Ktnitha vmi've got a large family to purchase. Boston a tar. Stinannsr. irritation, all Kidney and Blad der Complaints,curedby "Buchu-Paiba."!!. One pair of boots or shoes saved every vear by using Lyon's Patent Metallic Heel tiireners. Glenn's Sulphur Soap Is infallible when the scalp is annoyed with dandruff, mil's Hair Dye, black or brown, 60c Flies, roaches, ants, bed-bugs, rats, mice, crows, cleared out by "Rough on Rats."15c Skinny Men. "Wells' Health Renewer" restores health and vigor, cures Dyspepsia. ALL recommend Wise's Axle Grease. If your horses have sore shoulders scratches, cuts or open sores of any kind, use Stewart's Healing Powder. flUBCS Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Sciatica Lumbaro. Barkarhe. Headache, Toothaene, ore Throat, Swellings, Sprains, BrsUaea, Barai, IK-aMi, t rl is ilea, ; And AU Other BODILY PAINS and ACHES. Sold bj DrafrtrlaU and Dealers erenrwhnre. Fifty Cents a Dome, uiwuona in 11 1 jintnmtTr. THE CHARLES A. TOOE1.ER CO., (Succeaaora to A. voeaxxs co.) Baltimore, Kd.,U. S.A. Children's Suits. OUR NEW Fall Styles New Ready. Goods all our own make and guaranteed su perior In FIT, STYLE A MAKE to ANY sold In this market. We save buyers the jobber's profit 15 to 25 per cent. Send for Samples. rX'H u GOLDEN EAGLE, S. VT. CORNER 5th & Pine, - jnfSr ST. LOUIS, MO. 13. O. YOUNGr. Manager. $250 A MOTTH. Agents Wanted. sX he selling articles In the world. 1 sample f JJJEA Address J AX BKOJiSOX. PxTAyir. MiO r il U V txr-ll.t Mfl - r ft 1R- k .V tnr It Complete, permanent cure. Corns, bunion. it afflicted trlth Bora EtM. dm Dr. Igaao Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell it. 2&o. Wias'g Axle Grease never gums TWELVE 1IOUKS AFTEIL Ma. nBT BiBSTta. th Tea and Coffee Mrrchint. SO Uouiton Street, NewHatrn, Conn., writes on May 18. lh3: "ItU with feeling of trmJUode, andadealre to benefit mj fellow maa tnat 1 write 70a these few Unei at teattmonf to the value of the greatest of all medicines. Eight rears have I been a sufferer from kidney disorder and Inflammation of the bladder. Sometimes when passing water the pains were some thing terrible, sea Id In p. burning sensation, with re tention of nrlne, wlih sharp pains In mr side, loins, and back, extending clear to the back Of my bead, tended to make life miserable. I have been treated by a number of our best physicians, and have used any number of proprietary medicines, all to no avail, ob taining no relief. How haute I world liave continued in this way I do not know ; In fact I despaired of get ting relief, until a nelphbor. who had been tery much benefited by the use of Hunt's lUmedy, advised me to try It; and, although 1 had no faith that It would reach my case, yet as he spoke so hlicbiy of us great merits 1 decided to give It a trial, and it use haa been attended 1th the very best possible results. Twelve hours aft er taking the first doso I experienced relief. I continued on In Us use until 1 bad naed five bottles, when all the pains bsd vanished, my otherwise good health returned, and I am free from all pains, and am a well man. I am confident my cure has resulted from the nae of Hunt's Rcmcdr. and that alone. What it has done for me I am positive it will ao ioj others. Tou are at liberty toTise my name or mis lev tcr la any manner you see fit." HURT I1T A FALL. When onlT a boy some thirteen Tears old I was hurt quite badly by a fall, and severely injured my back and kldneTS. and was doctored by our beat physicians, and tried many remedies, and they all failed, until Hunt's Remedy, was recomrwuderi to as Dyirtenua tnai naa used U nera tn MnHrr with tb greatest success, We purchased a bottle from Z. Foster Campbell's drug store, and found that I Improred rery rapidly; was re lieved of the pains In back, and after oslnKsrreral bot tles found that I was complcU-ly cured, and I can not orer-estlmat the good Hunt's Remedy has done me. and can most heartily recommend It to those troubled with kidney complaint; and you can nse this letter aa you choose. Res pert fully yours. ALOXZO Y. IIABSHALI, 99 Orange St., Manchester, K. B., May 7. 1883. DR. JOHN BULL'S Smith's Tonic Syrup FOR THE CURE OF FEVER and AGUE Or CHILLS and FEVER, AND ALL MALARIAL DISEASES. The proprietor of this celebrated medicine justly claims for It a superiority over all rem edies ever offered to the public for the SAFE, CERTAIN, SPEEDY and PEEM ANEUT cure of Ague and rerer, or Chills and Fever, wheth er of short or long standing. Ee refers to the entire western ana Southern conntry to bear him testimony to the truth of the assertion that in no case whatever will it fail to core if the directions are strictly followed and carried oat. In a ereat many cases a single dose has been sufficient for a cure, and whole families have been cured by a single bottle, with a per fect restoration of the general health. It is, however, prudent, and in every case more cer tain to cure, if its nse is continued in smaliei doses for a week or two after the disease has been checked, more especially in difficult and long-standing cases, usually this medicine will not require any aid to keep the bowels in good order. Should the patient, however, re quire a cathartic medicine, after having taken three or four doses of the Tonie, a single dose Of BULL'S VEGETABLE X ASLILY xXLLS will be sufficient. DR. JOHN BULL'S SMITH'S TONIC SYRUP, - BULL'S SARSAPAR1LLA, BULL'S WORM DESTROYER. The Popular Remedies of tha Day. Principal Offics. S81 Bala SU, LOC1STILLE, ST. Cata rrH cream balm when applied by the flnirer Into tho noctrils, will be ab sorbed, effectually cleanmnjr. tho head of catarrhal virus, caupinjr bealthr se cretions. It allays inflammation, pro tects the membrane of the nasal pass ages from addition al colds,complctely heals the sores and restores taste and smell. A few appli cations relieve. A thorvurjh treatment will puttitivdu cure. Aarreeable to use HAY-FEVER druggists. EyUrotaers,DrugKist8,dwero,N.Y bv i CUES WHERE AIL (LSI f AILS. Beat Coach Syrup. Taut rood. urn mume. mianoninvi. an tnjnllibte cure for Piles. Price St front drugfrtai . or sntprPTaldrvmii!l. f-im!- frn. AL "AXAKESIS." Makers. Boa 3416. Kcw York. 5"B Cfl "BS !Wlrryor r"ltln Jlhoara. Free to poor a 6 W iu 6 Da.KBPsa.2SU Arsenal St.. Su Louis. M a ar v- CI iP And will enmpieteW ehanfc the blood ia the entire km EACH RIGHT FROM O.VE TO TWELVE WEEKS, For eorinc Female Complaints then Pills have no eqaaL sept by anail for eenta ia atawpa. SeM for parnnhK. The Peculiar Old Mystery! It was one of the peculiarities of the old-fashioned Doctors that they never would tell patients what they were prescribing for them. They said it would do the patients no good to know, and that it would only be grati fying a foolish curiosity. Ia order to keep patients from knowing, they would write the prescriptions in dog-Latin, so that most patients could not read them. " All that sort of thing is now over. The patient wants to know what he takes.' He is weak, and wants to be strong, or he is dyspeptic, and wants to digest .well. Or he has a troublesome liver which he wants to put to rights. So he takes Brown's Iron Bitters about which there is no mystery at all. This is the best preparation of iron in the world, in com bination with gentle yet efficient tonics. It gives strength. It builds up enfeebled systems. It enriches impoverished blood. It removes feminine weaknesses. It casts out debility. It is what YOU want, and your druggist has it. 8 3 SOMETHING EVERY LADY OUGHT TO KNOW. There exists a means of se curing a soft and brilliant Complexion, no matter how poor it may naturally be. Hasan's Magnolia Balm is a delieate ana harmless arti cle, which instantly removes Freckles , Tan, Bedness. Eonffhness, Eruptions, Vul var Flushinffs, etc., etc. So delicate ana natural are its effects that its use is not suspected by anybody. ,. So lady has the right to present a disfigured face in society -when the Magnolia Balm Is sold by all druggists for 7o cents. 3 A Dangerous Case. RoCHMTsa. Jane 1. "TV Tear eo I was attarfced wl:n lh Intense and deathly pain la KWk aod Extending to t'ae en of my toes and to my brain I " Which made ine delirious ! From agony. " It took three men to hold me on my bed at times ! " The doctors ;rieu in rain to relieve me. But to no purpose. , .... Morphine and other opiates "Iladno effect! " After two months I was given tip to die VRon mw -!fA hoard a rwfirrihnr tell what IIOTJ E'lttCTS had . done for her, she at once got and gave me some. The first dose eased my Drain ana seemed to go hnntiag through my system for the pain. . 1 . ...... L il. - A " The second dose easea me so mucn I slept two hours, something 1 had not dona for two montlis. Before I had used five bottles, I was well and at work, as hard as any man could, for over three weeks; but I worked too hard for my strength, and tak ing a hard cokl, I was taken with the saost acute and painful rneumatism ail tnrougn mv rtrvtam that WH4 PVPT known. I Called the doctors again, and after several weeks. they left me a cnppie on cruicnes ior jub, as they said. I met a friend and told him my case, and he said IIop Bitters had cured him and would cure me. 1 poohed at him, but be was so earnest I vas induced to use them again. In less than four weeks I threw away my crutches arid vrent to wort lightly and kept on using the bitters for five weeks, until 1 became as well as any man living, and have been so for six year? since. It also cured my wife, who had been so (or years; and has kept her and my children well and hearty with froin two to three bottles per year. There Is no need to be sick at all if these bitters are used. J. J. Bebk, Ex-Supervisor. That poor invalid wife 1 " Sister 1 "Mother! "Or Daughter! " Can be made the picture of health witl a few bottles of IIopBitters! M Will you let them sujferr' Boring Wells wHh he Fimaut "TUTCN" We9 Boring and Rock Drilling Machine very rrunwBis ! $25 to $40 A. DAY Often Made. ICacliinea Hade to Ban by Horse, Hand or Steam Power. Band for Catalogue. Address LQQIKIS & KYMAN, TifTlH OHIO. districts. In tropical ua oi nrr regions Tlsttrd by epidemics and Indeed In all localities where tb conditions are nnf Torable to health, this famous VKrt ble lnvUromnt and al t-ratlve, HettT's Ptomarh Bitters, has ben found a iolD6 r aaltfraard eren in ; fwbie cnfiMttutlonS and fragJle frames, while as a cure for Indigestion. MHous xi and klndrrd coinpl!nti,lt la wlto octariral. Tor sale tr -l Druprrlst and Icai ers seneraliy CHICAGO SCALE CO. rs 1 151 Stmt H Jrtmotl S"tt. ( hiroos. III. Crrl -Tfn Wacn Scale. 94M -Tn s)Of ' l.tuie Uei ciItc,' tsi. feeoa I for Price Lis anted Agents ZJ1Z?XXZ&2 Low In prtr-e. jUc. arlll srnre an outfit and aircwT, Address FORHfcK A. McMAKIK. Ciscisssti, O. S65 fm A M ONTII and BOABD for three lire Yoonz S6n vr Ladi. ia each cneafy. A V" dreu P. W. ZIXxiLXR A CO., Cbicsa, 111. ill A WEEK, f 12 a dsv at home eaaflv mad. OobUj outfit tree. AddruM True a; Co. Aufusu. Ms AGENTS make money Benin oar Family Medt rines; no capital required. 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