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CTJE. UERurS ADVTUE iruncrnnnn inritrnRfVENINQ ENTERTAINMENTS.' Old Pastime That la Just aa Enjoyable as It Ever Was Charades Easy to Arranged Flower Contest Is Weil Worth While. :-. At a recent cara party a iew 01 me grand dames present began talking of the pastimes of their childhood and ione and all agreed that "Logomachy" bad been not only enjoyable but most Instructive. So I Immediately Inquired Into the game and found that it would toe most excellent, as it cannot help but teach spelling, which Is one of the crying needs of the day. I dis like to say so, but many of my let ters from school children, even of high school age, are often badly, spelled and badly written. The regular "Legomachy" sets may be obtained, and "Anagrams" may be used. The cost is very small. Home made sets are quickly constructed by taking letters from the top of a daily paper (as they are usually good-sized letters), .mount, them on squares: of cardboard or very thin wood. With a scroll saw, these are easily : man- aged. - Make about three dozen of the letters most commonly used, with tew extra vowels; a half dozen each ot "Q, XT and "Z" will be enough. To play i the game, give each one the same-number of letters, the faces turned downward on the table. ' Each one in turn places a letter face up in the center of the table and if he can iorm a wora or not less man tnree letters from those collected, he takes them. This mav be done either before or after the player has turned up the letter. The one playing continues to idraw .new 'letters as long as he can add them to words already made by. who turns up the last letter is per mitted about twenty seconds to claim the word, after which any one may take it by first naming It. Any player may take from another Ia won) if Kv arlritne another latter Via can make a materially different word from tt. '-! " .' : , .- ' A change f verbs Into their own participles, -or nouns to adverbs or ad' (Jectives, is not counted. Proper nouns jaad abbreviations are not counted. 1A standard dictionary should be jagreed upon as an authority for set tling any controversy. ;' If one player has a word which may ibe changed into another he must name this . transposition. If he does mot do so, one of the others upon an bouncing it may capture the word for (himself. When- any one player has iten words, all most count the number tof syllables their words contain and (the person having the greatest num ber of syllables wins that game. . Some players count the one who , nrst Has ten words as the winner. JThis point may be decided by . those iplaylng, before toe game Is started. - An Old Flower Contest. ' The request for floral contests is perennial, and I am sometimes forced Ko give some that have appeared In the department, as this one has, but St was so many years ago that I feel sure that It will be new to many of lonr readers., -..,.;. ' 1. An amiable man. (Sweet Wil liam). ' " ; J 2. The pulse of the business world. ((Stocks).' ; 3. A title for the sun. (Morntng- Klory). ! ; , r. , . a oirn and a riding' accessory. i(Larkspur). v--- , 6. A pillar of a building and icyllatile that rhymes with. dine. (Col umbine). , . ,- . 6. A flower between.' , mountains. iLHy of the valley). 7. A farewell sentiment (Forget- ime-not). ".' . 1 11 8. A dude and an animal. (Dau- idelion). CORONATION BRAIDING Coronation cord should be sewn on with narrow couching stitch across its narrow ' portions. When it 'is neces sary to cut the braid about half an Inch should be allowed and ' a hole should be made with a stiletto, through which the braid should be pushed and fastened with a few stitches on the under side. , Bonnet for the Baby. . A simple, but at the same time an exceedingly pretty summer bonnet for a baby can be made from a small fancy handkerchief. - . . Fold the handkerchief In half, then fold each side down the middle,' so rthat a triangle Is formed and all the edges of the handkerchief come to gether on the long side of th tri angle. Turn the point down about an inch and catch it down. - At the middle of the long side catch together the folded down sec tions and the next thickness of them, leaving the last and under thickness free. This is the back of the bonnet the folded over section will be the Hop. . Fasten soft satin ribbons for the Strings at the two corners with little rosettes, and gather the middle of the back slightly to make the bonnet fit well. '. IBACK TO THE MIDDLE AGES Udea for Opera Bag Has Been Copied From Those Carried Many Centuries. , It is called "medieval" because it io closely resembles those beautiful bags almost Invariably seen on ladles (of rank during the middle ages. ) Take an oblong of heavy, cream jcolored moire silk, eight Inches long iby six and a half Inches wide. Meas jure up from the bottom two inches jon each side and place another mark jln the center of the bottom. Cut from the side marks to the mark at the (center bottom, and this will make a decided point Cut another piece of moire the same shape and size. Place the two pieces one upon the other, irun a narrow seam about the pointed Ibottom and two sides. Cut a lining from pale blue satin to fit the bag. Run .two rows of stitching along the Hop to form a casing and run through it a gold cord to draw the mouth of jthe bag shut Now crochet in simple ichain stitch, an "overdress" of gold fJu-ead that will slip ov.er the bag and . A part C tfce fey. Fcmr o'clock). 18. The result of Cupid's arrows. Bloedlng heart). 11. Tke place tor a kiss. (Tulips). 12. A yellow stick. Golden-rod). 13. A product of the dairy and a drinking utensil. (Buttercup). 14. One of the Four Hundred. (As ter). 15. What Cinderella should have a&j vertised for. (Lady's slipper). Charades. , With the old-fashioned gowns there has been a renewed interest in many of the amusements of our grandmoth er's day and among, them non. is more popular than "Charades." They may be Informally arranged by an after-dinner company or they may be planned for in quite an elaborate man ner, with costumes and scenery. It is great fun to divide into sides in a club and each side get up a charade for an evening entertainment I will give a list of words that are very eas ily adopted to representation: Win dow, groomsman, music, breakfast, bandage, courtship, cannibal, carmine. forty, clothes-horse. Words of two syllables are easiest to act but others may be worked out equally as well. Amateur theatricals are exceedingly popular, so much so that there are a number of semi-pro fessional people who make, a business of -coaching for this sort of thing. ; MME. MERR1. CASHMERE IN ROSE SHADE Simple Dress That Would Make Up Most Beautifully In That Popu lar Material. Cashmere, in a deep rose shade would make up prettily here. The skirt is gathered in at the waist and has the right front taken over to left, where it hangs In a soft cold, which Is embroidered at the corner, and Shows part of the inner side, which is lined with satin. The bodice Is trimmed with revers of. satin, also embroidered; black is nsed for the collar and cuffs; a band of folded satin is taken round the waist and finished off with a buckle and ends in front The little vest is of gathered ninon. Materials required: Four and one half yards 44 inches wide, three- fourths yard satin 20 inches wide. NEGLIGEE EASY TO' MAKE Garment That Would, Cost Much Mon ey If Bought May Be Put To gether at Home. A creation of messaline, chiffon and filmy shadow lace that would delight the eyes of a woman, however regard less of her personal appearance she might be, was recently exhibited In an extensive shop. The foundation of the negligee was white messaline. Over this was a draped cream chiffon bodice and a panniered tunio of the chiffon. The pannier effect, which was even all around, was obtained by simply turning under the edge of the straight tunic, giving it a bouffant touch. girdle of pale blue messaline outlined the high waist line, and the lace fichu which draped the. shoulders, Marie An- tonette fashion, was of cream shadow lace, the V being ornamented along the edges with natural-sized rosebuds of pink chiffon. ' While the effect was elaborate, the making of such a negligee is quite simple and easily accomplished by the average needlewoman. It. would fur ther beautify the negligee to embroid er about the bottom In colored silks a border of tiny pink rosebuds. Fur and Cloth. Beautiful suits In combinations of fur and cloth are shown this fall, broadtail, caracul and baby ponyskin being the furs used. Small fox collars and cuff bands of skunk, white fitch or dyed fox are noted again as a fea ture of winter suits. A very smart Idea is the cloth muff, fur trimmed, made to match the suit with which it is carried. come within two and a half Inches of the top. The -mesh covering will, of course, be pointed. Make it in square mesh, similar to filet lace, about two or three chain stitches forming each side of the squares. At the two lower corners of the bag and at the bottom point hang tassels of gold. To further beautify the bag and give it still' more of a medieval ap pearance, sew all over the gold "over dress," at the corners of each square, where the mesh forms a small cross seed pearls or small pearl beads; but beads of dark blue glass are good Imitations of sapphires and are more durable than pearls. Corals of turquoise-colored beads are most effec tive. After the beads are sewed on with a fine gold thread, slip the "over dress" over the white moire and tack it to the silk along the tiny points which have been crocheted along the top edge of the overdress. If your marriage proves happy, you can say, "I told you so." Otherwise, everyone else will say it Llpplncott's Magazine. ' i iiE ! cococococoococococoococooc HERSUDDEN NOTION By ELLA R. PEARCE. WTien old Mr. Lacey died, two years after his long-invalided wife had gone to her final rest Wollaston wondered what Maybelle Lacey would do. Since her early girlhood, Maybelle had been companion and nurse to her parents, one after the other, and housekeeper for the brother until his marriage; and her duties had left her time for little else. To the surprise of the townspeople, the young woman announced that she would rent her house, reserving rooms for fcerself, and open a little shop in the industrial center of Wollaston. With Maybelle it was simply a ques tion of self preservation coupled with the desire to be active. Tve got to do something. There's only a little money, and I've got to put it to good use." - The little shop was opened, a mod est place just off the thoroughfare, with a small window and a small door and room enough inside for stock. But Maybelle spent her money dis creetly and chose wisely, so she made quite an attractive display. She had simple novelties and unique articles of utility. Then one day came a "drummer" for a big, well-known firm in New York. He was taking orders ,for silk petticoats, a new silk warranted not to split crack or rattle. He talked fluently of the value of the Clover- bloom labeL But I couldn't sell anything like that here," said Maybelle, , standing erect and. dignified behind her coun ter. "Besides, Mr. Mr. " "McCall, Porter McCall, at your service." He slipped a card within reach of her fingers. "Why, these silk skirts are just what you need to give your stock weight Use 'em for a background light and shade gives the pioper tone. See?" He swished the ruffled breadths of a daczling rose colored garment over his extended arm. His eyes met hers challenglngly. Their merry twinkle disarmed the wary shopkeeper. "Why, two or three of those hung up in my little place would hide the rest of my stock," laughed Maybelle. 'No, Mr. McCall, I'm sorry; but couldn't give you a worth while order anyway.'' 1 "Why, i don't care how small it is say a . quarter dozen now seeing It's you." , Maybelle drew back blushing. Her quiet glance flew reprovingly to her companion's face, but he appeared so good-natured, so" inoffensive, that her indignation faded. Three petticoats why, that wouldn't be any order at 'all," she pro tested. "That'll do for a start" said the Cloverbloom agent, as he drew out his order book. Somehow, Maybelle found herself saying, "Well, three then. One black, one white and one green. But I'm afraid" 'And 111 look in next time I come to town, Miss Lacey. It is Miss, isn't ltT" He put his book in his pocket snapped his sample case shut, and looked at her quizzically. Her plump figure wore Its plain black gown gracefully; her deep blue eyes and soft brown hair set off the fair bloom of her complexion. She had an ingratiating, friendly air which Wollaston understood, but the strang er bad yet to fathom its meaning. ."Will you taKe dinner with me, Miss Lacey?" he asked breezily. "I'm leaving on the eight-thirty; and I'd enjoy your company first rate." Then Maybelle Lacey leaned over the counter, and all her characteristic dignity and indignation were in full force. Her snapping eyes looked di rectly Into hla face, and her soft Hps drew tensely. "No, sir, I will not!" she made plain response. "Ton have no right to in vite me. I bought, your goods, Mr. McCall, but our business relations do not warrant your tasking me to dinner with you." '. -. ' .... , Porter i McCall's ' cheerful counte nance instantly darkened 1 ruddlly. "Oh er I beg your pardon. No harm! meant a mere business cour tesy. Good day, Miss Lacey," -he found himself stammering; and then he was outside the little door and hustling toward his hotel. ' A month later. Miss Lacey looked up from a pile of embroidery silks she was assorting to see the repre sentative of the Cloverbloom com pany again. He was smiling at her across the counter as genially as ever. ' . "All sold out?" he asked blithely. "Not one. A woman almost bought the green one, but decided it was too light Tou see I told you they don't come to me for such things. "Put 'em in the window," he sug gested. Maybelle. looked at him with sus picion gathering in her glance. "I didn't expect to see you in Wol laston so soon again." Ho loaned confidentially over the counter. "111 tell yon this trip's unofficial," Accuracy. Accustom the children to close ac curacy, both -as a principle of honor and as an accomplishment of lan guage, making truth the test of a per fect language, and giving the inten sity of a moral purpose to the study and accuracy . into all habits ojt thought and observation, so as always to think of things as they truly are, as far as in us rests and it does rest much in our power, for all false thoughts and seeings come mainly of our thinking of what we have no busi ness with and looking for things we want to see, instead of things which ought to be seen. Ruskin. Indian Summer. I:.liaa summer wakens the day with her wind song in the trees, the trees th.it nre trying to hide their nakedness in scarlet and gold. She deepens the color of the sky to the deep blue of raid"s'ij:ior and then softens her moiTin' fong to a lullaby so sweet that 11. ' f-arth and clouds dream that iihe ?..s come back to -stay. Those drKu'-sr olouds, however, are not sum mer OimA. They are white, but they Ladles and Cricket Ladles' cricket matches were not uncommon in the eighteenth century, and were apparently highly popular. In 1747 a game between the Maids Charlton and the Maids of Single ton In the artillery ground, London, attracted "the greatest number of -fpectators ever seen at any public di version." In fact the finish of the game had to be postponed owing to the breaking in of "the company" whereby "some of the players were mar much frightened," la 1768. too. he explained. "I Just ran down from Grafton because well, I sort of want ed to square myself, Mies Lacey. Ton got mad at me last trip, and I didn't have a chance to put myself right then. You know in business we don't think anything of an invitation to din ner or lunch or-' Maybelle's ' roses were deepening. and she looked disturbed. "Please, Mr. McCall, don't speak of it I had forgotten," she protested. But I know what you thought that I was too familiar, too fresh. His frankness was embarrassing. "Well, I'll apologize and tell you I wouldn't offend you for the world. It bothered me the way you took me up. When I got as near as Grafton " A long pause followed, and. Miss Lacey took the opportunity to change the subject They chatted awhile, and he turned to go. Then, with his hand on the door, he looked back. 'I'd like to know ycw've really for given me," he said wlntfully. "Now, if you'll take dinner with me at the hotel tonight" Mr. McCall! No, no, Indeed!" Maybelle was half laughing in spite of her dignity; but she continued to shake her head; and her caller walked away with an air of dejection. Three months later Porter McCall came in again. He was on his reg ular trip this time. . Nothing wanted in your line," an nounced the little storekeeper. It was early spring then, and she wore becoming frills of white lace and a knot of violet ribbon. Her glance was quite friendly. "I've got the quarter dozen yet " Folks seem to be sur prised at my having them; and one old lady said I was too high-priced. So they're on the shelf yet I guess I'll keep them till Christmas and give them away. He sat down and stayed over an hour. He seemed to have something on his mind, and finally he spoke seri- 1 ously. . You won't see me again in Wollas ton for a while; I don't know how long. Seems to me it's time I , was on that social list of yours. I've known you some time now, and I've thought of you a lot Miss Lacey, if I should invite yon to dinner now " She raised a warning, hand. "Oh, if you're not incorrigible!" she exclaimed. "Why do you persist in offering me a dinner, Mr. McCall?-" I'll tell you. I like you, Miss Lacey, and I want to get you away from the store from business; some place where we can get better ac quainted. Dinner's a lonesome affair for me. I fancied you sitting there opposite me. and I thought well, maybe you'd rather go to a show? I'd like to entertain you somehow be fore I go. It's my last ehanco." "What do you mean?" Her voice had sharpened, and she lifted her head in a startled way. ; "Why, it's just this way," he. an swered. "I'm going to give up trav eling, and take charge of the Clover bloom branch In Boston. So this is my last trip." Miss Lacey opened a box mechan ically, and fumbled with the contents. She looked across the counter, started to speak, and hesitated. The man in the chair sighed deeply as he watched her. - , ' "I understand. You don't like me. You won't go." . . She 'leaned toward Mm and her eyes met his, dark and misty. "It Isn't that" she said softly. "Mr. McCall, Wollaston is a small place; and I am in a position "where I must observe Its least social law. J cannot dine with you at the hotel; but but " she appeared charmingly con fused, and he sprang from his chair and. came eagerly to the counter "if you are going to be here tomorrow Sunday I would like " her smile was bewllderingly encouraging "I would like to have yon take dinner with me, at my home." . "At your home!" He seemed amaz ingly overjoyed. "Why, a real home dinner and with you. Say, it'll beat the feasts of Lucullus!" " What else he would have said then was checked by the appearance of a customer but Sunday was close at hand. , . The next week Wollaston learned that Maybelle Lacey was ready to sell out Bidders were forthcoming, for the little shop had been prosperous. "And she's going away going to marry a stranger!" remarked . femi nine wonaston. wny, ne never called to see her but once. The idea of taking such a sudden notion after all these years!" Indifferent to the various conjec tures and criticisms, the retired shop keeper made her preparations happily. Her wedding day was only two weeks away. A sparkling ring graced her left hand. Her fiance's nearest rela tives bad sent her affectionate mes sages. Her trousseau was nearly com pleted; it Included three silk petti coats, one black, one white, and one green, all bearing the valuable Clover bloom label.- In Boston, Porter McCall was tell ing his friends that he was going to marry a woman who could cook "fit for a king," and then he gave them all Invitations to dinner in the near future. - (Copyright, 1912, by the McClure News- . paper Syndicate.) have caught the light of the gold of the fallen leaves and the pink of the faded roses, and close to the horizon they meet the mist and the gray of winter. i Indian summer scatters the leaves. and shows that the grass is still green She pretends that the goldenrod be longs to "her. Here and there she per suades the violets to 'bloom again, and she coaxes the birds to stay and play with her. The sun Icves summer and appreciates her brave little farewell display. There is sunshine all the day and the stars are no less kind than the sun, for the splendors of the day are reflected in their light. Indlanan- c-ns iew8. Certainly Belligerent uivmg evidence against a man charged with being drunk and disor derly at Leeds (England) a policeman stated he found the man drunk and offering to fight a lamp post which he regarded as his brother. The Magistrate How did he indi cate that he desired to fight a lamp post? "He said he wanted to knock -bis lights out" at TJpham, In Wilts, eleven married played eleven single women for a pram cake and a barrel of ale. The cake and ale went to those who lacked husbands. London Chronicle. A Poor Stick. "Til never go Joy riding with that Johnny again," declared the first chorus girl. "Why not?" inquired the other half of the sketch.. "He wouldn't smash his auto, badly a I need advertising." , THE JACK'S NOVEL POCKET PIECE Had Carried Snail Around in Pocket Until Children Were Snugly Set tled for Bed-Time Talk. When the children were snugly set tled for the bed-time talk Jack fished up a snail shell from the depths of his pocket, where he had been carry ing it all day for this occasion. "Tell us all about that," he said. "I often find them in the garden, but there is never anything in them. I know that the shells couldn't get there all alone, but why do we never see the snails?" "Because the snail is usually tucked safely away inside the shell," mam ma answered, ' "and blows too much to come out when curious little boys are around. If you will go into the garden some warm sunny day just after a shower, you will perhaps J5e able to find a snail dragging himself and his house along one of the walks. When the weather Is dry or cold they close the door of their house with a kind of membrane that they manufac ture themselves. Just as the - spider makes its web or the silkworm its cocoon. During the winter they find shelter somewhere In a crevice, or make a hole in the ground, which they cover with dead leaves. Here they remain safe and warm until the first spring rains call them out in search of food. i ' . "The snail has almost as many teeth as the fly has eyes, often having one or two hundred rows of them. It knows how to use them too, and often does great mischief to gardens with them. Some gardeners catch and de stroy them by spreading cabbage leaves on the ground to attract them. "The body of the snail is very soft and it has four horns, two long ones and two short ones. You will notice two tiny black spots at the end of the long horns. These are the eyes; and if you look very closely when the snail first puts out his horns, you, will see these eyes move up until they reach the tips. "In some countries snails are con sidered good to eat The ancient Romans ,kept them in an inclosure made for that purpose, and fed them on meal and boiled wine until they were fattened and ready for the table. The most wonderful thing about the snail is its power to heal its own in juries. It is one of the most remark able physicians on earth, but its only patient is itself. Not only is it able to heal wounds on any part of Its body, but even the head may be cut off,- and another one ' will grow. Sunday School Visitor. PEN PUZZLE IS INTERESTING Trick Is to Place Animals In Stalls Corresponding With Numbers as . Shown In Illustration. ' In how few moves can yon place each of the animals in its proper pen without ever having two in the same pen? The number on the animals ' Pen Puzzle. : should correspond to the numbers of the pens. The animals are ' rearranged into their proper pens by moving them in the following order: 4, 3, 2, 4, 3, k, 1, 2, 4. 3. 6, 4, 2. 1, 4 and 5. ORIGIN OF FLYING MACHINES When Balloons Were First Invented No Man Could Be Found Who Waa Willing to Make Ascension. When the first flying' machine or balloon was Invented no man could be found to venture to go up In it so they placed a sheep, a cock and a duck In the basket and let them try it This was in Paris on June 6, 1783. The balloon was made by two young men, sons of a paper maker, and was filled with hot ato It went up to a height of nearly half a mile and then gradually sank back to earth, and the animals, were found contentedly re posing in the basket as if nothing had happened. This experiment was thought so suc cessful that on November 21 the same year a young naturalist named De Ro sier and an army officer, the Marquis d'Arlandes, went up in a balloon and stayed aloft about half an hour. This made young De Rozier so bold that two years afterward he tried to cross the English channel and was drowned. Shattered Test The extremely handsome professor of nerve restoration Was addressing his matinee class of society ladies. "I am about to show you one of my original tests," he said with a flash of perfect teeth. "I produce an artificial mouse attached to a string and draw It across the floor. You all know it ie artificial and are not startled. Yet there may be a little palpitation. Let us see." He stepped outside and im mediately reappeared, his hand hold ing a string to which a mouse was at tached. He drew it forward. "You see how harmless it is. Look at it for a little while." He tossed down the string and the mouse immediately made a dash for the nearest chair. In five seconds the room was empty. The handsome professor looked around ruefully. . "That darn kid rung in a live one on me," he said. Cleveland Plain Dealer. Was Baby Needed 7 Elmer, though only a little boy, was the eldest child of an already numer ous family. He was invited to go in and see a little baby eister. Asked by his mother what he thought of the baby, he said; "W'y, mamma, it's real nice. But do you think we needed it?" No Time. "Son, do you read blood and thun der novels?" "No, sir. , It's all I kin do to keep up wit' the horrible crimes in the cur rent news." NEAT TRICKS WITH MATCHES I 8uccesa of Deception More Often Than j Not Rests Entirely on Its Readi ness and Simplicity. The success of a good trick more; often than not rests entirely on its readiness and simplicity of perform- ance. For the following all that is necessary is a box of ordinary wooden' watches. 1 Arrange fifteen matches in the four! figures given below. Then ask a friend (preferably a bachelor) to take away three and leave an explicit ex planation of what "matches" are Matches and Matches. made of. Those to be removed are lettered a, b and c. Place twenty-four matches into a cube of nine small squares. Remove, eight of the matches and leave only two squares. .Experience will show that the solution of this trick is far more difficult than the uninformed would at first imagine. All that is necessary is to leave the four sides of the cube and the small middle square. Replace the matches into the orig inal cubes of nine squares, throwing Cube Puzzle. seven other matches on the table. Now challenge anyone present to take each of the seven matches separately and, commencing with any square (the middle one excepted), count four successive squares, including that of the start dropping the match into an empty fourth. A square already containing a match must be counted in the course of . 2 3 i ' a 7 6 a Square Puzzle, - a move, but it . cannot be used as a starting point Each match must alike commence, and find its des tination in an empty square. The middle square must not be count ed at all, neither for the start nor finish, nor in the course of a move. It will be found that there Is little dif ficulty in securing squares for five, or even six, matches; but the placing of the entire seven is by no means a simple matter. The solution is as follows: The square from which the first move is made must receive the next match, If the start commenced at 1, for In stance, and the match consequently found its destination in 4, it must be arranged that the next falls in 1. The counting of, the second would there fore have to begin at six. Similarly the third match is made to drop into 6 by starting at 3, and so on until all seven have been placed. , . , BUSY LITTLE TREE PLANTERS By Burying Nuts of Chestnut Hickory - and Walnut Squirrels Perform Most Important Duty. Contrary to common belief, the gray squirrels of the United States do not lay up their winter store of nuts In mass, but bury each one separate and- apart from the rest and for this rea son they are nature's most important chestnut hickory and walnut . tree planters, Harper's Weekly remarks, The nuts are hidden in the ground, often at a considerable distance from one another, and either by instinct or a remarkable memory .' the squirrels will penetrate through several feet of snow when In want of food and sel dom, if ever, fail to find . the hidden treasures. They do not need or use the one tenth part of the provender they have hidden away in the ground, and what they do not consume germinates the next spring and in this way we get our uniform nut tree forests, which would otherwise grow in cluster under the parent tree where the nuts have fallen. In their burying operations squirrels often cover a large area of ground, seeking the most favorable spot, for hiding their food; this accounts for trees springing up in the most divers places. Production and Consumption. Myrtle, who is studying physical geopraphy, likes to flaunt her superior knowledge. "Jlmmie," she said to her little brother, "I bet you don't know what germination produces." "I dont know what it produces," re plied Jimmy, "but I know the German nation consumes lots of sauerkraut and wienerwnrst" Youngstown Tele gram. What She Waa Afraid Of. A little girl remarked to her mamma on going to bed: "I am not afraid of the dark." . "No. of course not" replied her mamma. "I was a little afraid once, when went to the pantry to get a tart" "What were you afraid of?" '1 was afraid I couldn't find the tarts." New York Globe. Expensive. "I want some cloth to make my dolly a dress," announced a little gtrl of seven as she entered a store the other day. "How much Is it?" she asked when the merchant handed her the package. "Just one kiss," was the reply. "All right," she eaid; "grandma said she would pay you when she came In tomorrow." Greyhound and Hare, Why is a bald-headed man like greyhound? Because he has to make a little hair go a great way. Tale of a Dog's Tall. When is a dog's tail like a toll- gate? When it stops a waggin' (wagon). The Vulgarity of It Why is it vulgar to send telegrams Because it is making use of flash language. ALCOHOL-3 PER CENT A wgelable Preparation For As similating the Tood andRegula ting the Stomachs and Bowels of Promotes DigesrioaCheerful nrs. and IteM Contains neither Opium .Morphine nor Mineral NOT NARC OTIC Jfcpr afOtH DrSAMVU TTtfSIt 't ) 1 ArvrWi Rempdv forConslioa- lion , Sour Stomach.Diarrhoea, Worms .Convulsions .Fever i sh- ness and LOSS OF SLEEP. Fac Simile Signature of The Centaur Company. NEW YORK. Exact Copy of W,rppr. It takes a lot of luck to push a man up hill. The most effective, vet simnleirt retnedv for coughs is Dean's Mentholated Cough Drops 6c at Drug Stores. The fellow who falls In love at first sight would like caviare the first time he tried it As a matter of fact, most women wouldn't want their own way if they could have it Hother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children Reliere Veverialuiess, Bad Stomach, Teething Disorders, more and Tegnlate the Bowels and are a pleasant remedy for Worms. Used by Mothers for Si years. They axe so pleasant to take, children like them. Tkey urvtr foil. At all Druggists, Hoc. Sample TREE. Address, i. a. Olmsted, 1A noj, N. Y. Adv. ' Misleading. Willie Paw, do figures ever He? Paw Yes. feminine fieures and fig ures of speech are always prevaricat ing, my son. Cincinnati Enquirer. The Limit. . Knicker Is he stingy? Bocker Yesr he. would like smoke rings he blows to a girl turned. New York Sun. the re Classical Authority. Little Horatio Pa, what does "ova- tion" mean? . Walker Hamm (the eminent trage dian) It is a word derived from the Latin "ovum," meaning egg, my son. Puck. Doctor's Treat. T tell ye, the new doctor that's just moved to Torpidville is an npty date feller!" declared honest Farmer Horn beak, upon his return from the near by village. "You know, whenever a new establishment startr. up it Is cus tomary for 'em to hold a sort of a grand openin' and distribute soovy- neers. Well, this doctor, he held a reception in his new office this after noon, and gave everybody that attend ed a dose o' pills." Portland Specta tor. ") : - " Charge of the Light Brigade. Mr. Stevens noticed that the little daughter of the family ate her cereal in a far from enthusiastic manner. "Don't you like that, my dear?" be inquired. "Not perUcly," replied the child. "Why do you eat it, then?" asked the visitor. - The little girl paused with her spoon on the edge of the bowl, and looked at the guest with serious eyes. "Why, it's got to-be eaten, she an swered . gravely. "The groceryman gives mother a rag doll for every two packages she buys, and it's got to be eaten every morning." New York livening Post That Awful Recruit. The dignified serenity of a London recruiting officer was rudely dis turbed the other afternoon when the sergeant major, not without anxiety, introduced his newest catch, a weak, nonchalant cockney youth of seven teen foggy winters, for the purpose of being sworn In. The R. O. put up his monocle. Dia logue as follows: "Aw put out that cigarette." "I ain't smokin', guv-ner." "You have a cigarette in your fin gers, hang yon!" "Look 'ere, cully; you've got a Bible in -yer 'and, but yer ain't sayln' yer prayers, are yer?" Tit-Bits. WORKS ALL DAY And Studies at Night on Grape-Nuts Food. , Some of the world's great men have worked during the day and studied evenings to fit themselves for greater things. But it requires a good consti tution generally to do this. A Ga. man was able to keep It up with ease after he had learned the sustaining power of Grape-Nuts, al though he had failed in health before be changed Ms food supply. Be says; "Three years ago I had a severe at tack of stomach trouble which left me unable to eat anything but bread and water. "The nervous strain at my office from 6 A. M. to 6 P. M. and Improper foods caused my health to fall rapidly. Cereal and so-called "Foods" were tried without benefit until I saw Grape Nuts mentioned In the paper. "In hopeless desperation I tried this food and at once gained strength, flesh and appetite. I am now able to work all day at the office and study at night, without the nervous exhaustion that was UBual before I tried Grape-Nuts. "It leaves me strengthened, re freshed, satisfied; nerves Quieted and toned up, body and brain waste re stored. I would have been a living skeleton, or more likely a dead one by this time, if It had not been for Grape Nuts." 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"Well," he said persuasively,, "yon Just ought to see mine!" New York Evening Pest. ' Unfailing Sign. "He's in love." "How do you know?" "He's quit carrying his cigars in his vest pocket" Detreit Free Press, The Right Way. "Bill went all to pieces." "What did his wife say?" "'Bill, collect yourself" Pain la Back and Rhssssiisa are the daily torment of thousands. To ef fectually core these troubles yon must re move the cause. Foley Kidney Pills begia to work for you from the first oeee, ana ex ert so direct and beneficial an action in the kidneys and bladder that the pain and tor ment of kidney trouble soon disappear. Uagnificcnt Crops In All western UanrJa Is 1013 Rcccrd AO parts efthsPror iness of Maaltob. Saskatchewan and Alberta,, hare pro duced wradarfal yields tiwhttl. oats, karle j and flax. 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