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TIFFIN TRIBUNE. THEb, 0., Frldar, Janaarj lith, 1SI0, DON'T CROWD. Don't crowd ; this world i broad enough (.For you a well as me;' i The doors of art are open wide ' The realm of thoofcht is free; . ".' . : Of U earth's places you are riht To choose the best you can, - ' y Provided that yon do not try ' i To crowd some other man. What matter though you scarce csiu Hint Your piles of golden ore ; While he can hardly strive to ko-j ' Gaunt famine from his door? '" " Of willing hands and honest heart Alone should man be piond ; Then give him all the room he iieetU, And never try to crowd. -.- Donl crowd, prond Miss; yoar dainty -i;k Will glisten none the less ' ' ' -,! Because it comes in coutact with A beggar's tattered dreKs; This lovely world was never ml- For you and I alone ' ' A pauper has a right to tread . The path way to a throne. Don't crowd the goodrom fH your In art By fostering all that's had ; But give to every rirtaerooto-f j. i u The best that may be bad-; Be each day's record such a one, That you may well be proud ;r " 1 ' ' : Give each his right give each iiu room And sever try to crowd. , t OLLA PODRIDA. . Shutout the guljeet of the -weather, and you destroy half the world's conversation. ;.' : j t ,,t . i. .i A cotemporary say that a roasted onion bound ' upon the pulse on the wrist, will Up the tuokt inveterate tooth ache in a few ruinutct. .n , u "Silence in the court room, there," thundered a poliee nvap7strat-, the other morning; "the Court ha already committed (bur prisoners w itliout L itigable to hear a word of Uio textimo- uy." -" ' Not having heard from the debating aoeietiea, in relation to the juum druni, "Why do hens always lay ggs in me aay-time."' a contemrary an swera. iwcnuhe hi uignt Uiey are T "Vv5' V IT) A pair of o. 12 hhoe were rec!-iit ly found lianging to the door-knob of a Conneticut shoe-tore, U-aring this iiiMcription: "1'lease repare these shews. - Wxll eawr orr theru iwr W-J In desxTibing a new organ, a coun try editor says: "The swell died away in dcJicious suHbcatioii, likuonc slujf ing a sweet song under the bedclothes-" "Ikey," said Mn. PartingUia ihe other clay, "thfcr Jononiieal Ouhcil they're going to liave in Itome is a good tiling, fur things are awful dear since the war." A teacher, catechising his scholars, put the following question: "What was made to give light to jjy? world?" "Matehea," -cried onwrf-Ho Vouiujw stere, after a short pause. A preacher once sauh "If you know anytblnf tliat will nitlretiLtr'tht?'l heart glad, run quick and tell it; but if it something that w ill cause a sigh, bottle it up." .. . , Josh Billings says: "Any business firm tliat hasn't got sand enough in its craw to expend a 1 few dollars in making it business known to three or four thousand people, ought to pack up and go peddling peanuta." Henry Ward Beecher dooms one who had given serious offence to "sit for four mortal hours in a cold church, and listen to a sormon read by a near sighted man who had lost his specta cles!" - Bangor has a sharp lawyer who tried to get his Christmas turkey for noth ing. He asked a xountryaian if. the bird was young, and being answered In the affirmative, asked if he would take his oath of it The rural poulter er assented, and the lawyer adminis tered the oath and demanded a dollar as his fee. . ,., "Has a man,"" asked a prisoner if a fct, Louis magistrate, "any right to commit a nuisance?" "No, sir, not even tl Mayer." -"TImhi. sir, I chUm ray libertj', ? I was arrested as a nui sance, and as no one has a right to commit me, I move for a nonsuit." Kend your little child to led liappy. Whatever cares press, give it a warm good-night kiss as it goes toiU irtllow. The memory of this in the stormy years 'which fate may have in store for the little one, will be like Bethle hem's star to the . bewildered shep- neru-s. ; - An Iowa editor acknowledgi .the j receipt of Congressionardoeuments in advance of the mail. The way it oc curred waa this: A wolf aliased .the mail carrier about four miles. They want the Government to put on that route a number of able-bodied wolves to facilitate matters. A lovely girl in Wisconsin recently recovered a hundred and frtj- dillars damage in a breach-6f-proiiiise suit against a ierfidious lover. . Her law yer congratulated her on the amount, when she exclaimed, with a ferocious glance at the mulcted defendant, and nervously clinching her fingers, "I'd give every penny of it, .just to have one good pull at his hair.-' A clergyman oflered consolation to a dying New Orleans Aldermaji, tell ing him that it was nature's decree that men should die; that resignation was a CbrisUau-virtueajid Jhut it was sweet to die. "What V screamed the Alderman, "sweet to die!" VYes, my dear friend, it is sweet to die. Don't you think o ?" ,".Y, sin but I aui't, ffnd of sweet lngs:",' "3i The Allen town . (Pennsylvania) I Kfmocrat says: "Joseph i Lazarus, of i vjtiasauqua, na neen been reading our iiaper since Aasju-t J without paying for it. Would like to see you eome down with $18 17, Joseph. If you don't we are going to malcc tlie liest 'local' jof you that our readers have seen in along lime, fio take your choice, Joe." A curiosity Is reported in EPol, Polk County, Oregon; in the shape of a de formed pig. A sow, the projerty of James Pompelly, gave birth recently to litter of nigs, amomr which was one having the head, including ears, body, '' and ta il of an elephant, with the feet anu legs or a pig. it lias a veritable trunk and only one ey, which is loca ted under the trunk ; lias no hair ex cept a lew hot bristle arounrlthe eye; the body U Llock and whikuiArted. A Methodist circuit preacher in the southwsst found, in the course of his explorations, a member of his flock who was opposed to Sunday schools. The following dialogue ensued t f'Uow many children have you?" "Eleven, sir." "You know, sister, that our discipline requires us toatartaSundiy sc hool wherever we find ten children. So if you don't send yoar children" to the seltool, I shall be obliged to set up a Sunday school in your house." The eleven were on hand the next Sunday. John Wesley, theVotinderof Meth odism, when one day riding through the country, was saluted by a fellow who was lying in a ditch, "Hello! Father Wslr; I aglad to see you. How do vou "do ?" "I don't know you,' ' said Mr. Wes ley, reigning up his horse. - "Who are you?" . . "Don't know me? Why' you "are the very man that converted me." ... "I reckon I am," said Mr. Wesley, putting spurs to his iorse ; "at least oncthinp is evidett,-the-Lord had nothing to do with U.''--. - ; Hie -stronomem"' reftLw iug very annoying. One"!l ucoLecies x present ; to th rartS; Zii-fht eourss of a few M4riii new moon, twice ai 'large 'asjjliQ present, one. f Another leiy f-a coming telegraphs; me fjin the sun, in the shape of" a fc4lliam'X;Jeo trie lighten formiik s UtA-(aiAi and here is another wiffieTjlwisIng information that JHpiter fa' huniijf out, and will dwrtly quit tlie firma ment in rdisgusJ. Front Australia comes the news that etara are dirtolv iugiuto star-vapor , It isf.suggested that we try'a f sfeThof Signals to the other planete. - Who knows but tlmt they are signalling to us an orc-asional shock of earthquake .to see if , we can comprehend that. ... A strange scene occurred lately In the Antwerp cathednf) onfjicocolioii of the fcliriitening of tliet ii pf jj liUV or named Baerts." Just' as the priest was about to begin the ceremony, the dean entered and ordered him to stop. Then turning to the godfather, SLI Ilerlein, a Ixxikseller, Le aul:; iYm can not be theortoiumr : vou mA wickl The other retorted ; "J consider vmi a excommunicated; leave the church?, and then addrewin? the beiulU?. Vou Fhall act &8 godfatlierPi-cij9tc'.""' The1 religous rite was theot VadinhtUteTe4,;l the indignant father quitting the mho-. red edifice, and leaving Ifchlnd .-the1 curee with the child. At the tud .on' being aked who was to iay the- feH,t he replied, 0, the new "sponsor of! urse! ' and tshe withdrew prantly with the babj'. triuin- i eu DOOKH."' Tne TKTSOIvad.ircS'd re- i tilled: "I do wha I fan to gii a kvMC i! 1 eli Catholic book a I rftKp vL1 The Lawyers and the Cats. -rr.. ..I- 1 . .1 . .. . ... tieated in the rude hotel of a country town. The hotel w as erowdwl, and the room allotted to our two heroes was also occupied by six or eight oth ers. .Shakedown lcds, enough to a eomniodate the guests, were disjwsed about the room against the four walls, leaving an open pace in the center of the apartment. : J'tuii;e Clark Uyt with lii headlo tliei north on ont skle. and Judge Thomas Jay -with hi-? nead to the south on the other Hide of the room. .So far as that room was concerned, it miirht be s,aid tliat their heads repre- sented the north and soujh F1S re srieotivelv. All the other leds in the room were occupied. The central part of the room was deemed neutral ground, in which the occupants of the different !-Ls had eo,ual riphts. Here, in pic turesque confusion, lav the boots.hate, coats and breeches of the occupants. There were no windows, and though the door was otn there U-ing no moon the night- was very dark in that room. been of meekness; for wiien tne iiungrj- swarm of niusquitoes fec-ttled down and brt them on the one cheek, they ! sJowly turned the other to lie bitten i also. "15ut hush! hark:' , A deep wiuiid strikes the ear like a rising knell. "Me-ow-ow!" Judges Clark and Thomas were wide awake and sitting Udt ujiright in an instant, Again the startling cry: "Ye-ow-ow!" "There's a d d cat!" whispered "S-att vou!" hlsied nSioaiaL. ' : Cat paid no attention to these dem onstrations, but gave vent to another yowl. "Oh, Lord!" cried Clark, "I can't utand this. Where is she, Thomas'."' "On vour side of the room, some where," replied Thomas. ' "No, she's on your s-dc," said Clark. i "Ye-ow-ow-ow!" ) "There, I told you she was on your side," they both exclaimed in a breath. And still the "yow" went on. 1 The idea now entered the heads of both the lawyers, that, by the exer cise of a little strategy the might lie enabled to execute a certain flank mnvwiifiit fin t f:if and totally de- moralize hini. Practically, each de termined to "file a motion to quash" the cat's attachment for their bed room. - . T-i r Each kept his plan to liimself, m4 in the dark, unable to see each other, prepared for action. , Htrange as it may appear it Is nev ertheless true, that the same plan sug gested itself to both. In words the plan would be alKTsjtiSHlolio'WF: . . .... i The vowler m evidently &jokine'and calling for another cat with whom he has niade an appointment. I will im itate a cat, and this cat will think t'other cat's around. This cat will eome towards me. and when he shall have arrived ryithin Teaciii'U hlaza awavnvitih' afiVthhi ilJnuii .get -LMd of. and knock the mew-sick out of him. ' fSo each of the portlj' Judges, noise lessly as cream comes to the surface of milk, hoisted himself onto nis nanus and knees, and, hippopotamus-fashion, advanced to the neutral ground occupying the central portion of t,he room. : Arrived there, Judge Clark selected a boot-jack, and Judge Thomas a heavy cowhide boot, from the heap, and settled themselves down to the work. Clark tightened hLsgriron the boot jack, and throwing" trp his head gave vent to a prolonged ana uneartiyy Ye-ow-ow!" that would have l effect ed credit upon ten of the largest kind of cats. "Aha," thought Thomas, who was not six feet away, he's immediately close around. Now I'll Inveigle him!" and he gave the regular dark night call of a feminine cat. Each of the Judges now advanced a little closer, and Clark produced a questioning "O-ow!" j Thomas answered by a reassuring frmrr-mv'"f -and -the-- ad' ntrrr-rfw! rnnrr-mv!"; -and -ther- ad vanced a litile more, j They were now witluu easy reach, and each imagining the cat had but a moment to live, whaled away, the one withJiU loot, the other with his. boot-jack, ' ' 1 ' - " i ' The boot took Clark square in the mouth, demolishing his ttth; and his iMMit-jack came down on Thomas' bald head just as he was in the midst of a triumphant "Ye-ow!" I When lights were brouirht the cat catastrophe were in opiosite corners of the room, with heels in the air. s Wtariittc.W uc-.p:vaka. . , , . . , - io-iii"' coiUi'-xl In the case tried ill tlit tow?! 'fVtW 4ajr, and, had ? vetc4 'J'Vivv1tI, the comii Ji of"wilJii"-s were now 'the intftn&fioh Explosive. I Nitro-Cjlycierine, the new exjilosive, will wxni c-ime into very general use for blasting rock and blowing up for tifications, as well as for the manu facture of torpedoes and other infer nal machines. This sulstitute was discovered in 1S45, by a French chem ist named Sabiero, but was utilized by Alfred Nabcl, a Swedish engineer, twelve, years , later. Nitro-glycerine Is a combination . of glycerine (the tweet principle of animal fat) and ni tric and sulphuric acids. The process of manufacture is very simple. Take, for instance;, one ound of glycerine and ten pounds of the acids and place them in a proper vessel. The sulphu, rie' ael f operjitfng oi thejreitt of tl mass, extracts alt aqueous matter, while the nitre sinks to the bottom of the vessel, with the glycerine, whose density carries it there at once. The result is an oleaginous substance not Unlike castor oil in color, but rather more . thick,, which on being wash ed - and. thoroughly cleansed from such particles! of sulphuric acid as may have remained, is nitres-glycerine. This substance explodes in all directions, and unlike gunjiowder, bjK'rates particularly against the ob ject ottering the greatest resistance, so that it lias been found to drive down instead of, Juirstiiig upward, in soiue c-rjoQ j7TnjiitlIsrJ, with( eare; thkrsxril plosive oil is not dangerous, it explo des instantly upon ignition and with li iwer thirteen times greater than gunjiowder. A gentleman who is in lerested in the application of this new pxplosive has kept a statistical table of accidents by gunpowder, railroads, kerosene and nitroglyeeTine,oecurring in this country. In 18C8, 1.100 jxt sons were accidentally killed by gun powder. and seven bv lutro-crlveerine. Exieriments have lieen made to see if nitro-gl3-ceriue, could not be made available as the explosive iwwexfur slielLi. hiit.JUtji'tfcess havhcHU t- J tamv-t i.siecji found uiat tite iHjkLAhit .iohaiLbrcauc theiheiud tive oil to explode liefore the shell leaves the mouth of the cannon. Ex periments were tried with 'cushioned' shells those containing, some soft substance between the nitro-glycerine and the iron, but this also failed. lnS "onie one .uonuny iiiornuig iui ft'edd .whr9hihe hact fxmt. Jiougl;t, and was accosted "with, ,fMr. Milton, Life has for an observer such a quick succession of amusing adven tures, that it is almost inconceivable that he should ever feel dull or weary of it. No one day resembles another. Every hour, every minute opens new stores to our experience, and new ex citements to tout A'urioaity.h"VYei Are always on the eve or morrow of some surprising event. Like the moth, we are forever flying towards the star, bur with this difference, that we at tain it; and if we find the halo we fancied a glory but some deceiving mist, at least we have learned a lcs-son. If we look upon life merely as hum ble students, we shall not feel any great bitterness at such disappoint ments. Is is only when we hug our ignorance to our hearts, when we are and deserve to be miserable, when we hug the cloud, that we lose the good ness, liut if we open the eyes of the mind, and determine to be neither wantonly stupid nor inattentive, an enchanted world lie-ins to rise from chaos. , The iwpect of the room in wliiibiMe J-IUjtroww lively fifli A thousand unsuspected curiosities. We discern that the most ordinary per son is invested with some noticeable characteristic. If we deign to look out for five pleasant minutes at any commonplace; thing, we become aware of . it peculiar beauty; and there is not a bird that wings the air, nor a flower that blossoms in the gar den, nor an insect that crawls in the depth of the earth, nor a fish that swims in the water, but has its own vipiaJatiuiu' lcliglii&ilstoryi.4ri&u h'jd Word. A clergyman, formerly of Xewher- rvort, known familiar! v as Parson Milton, was seen by a neighbor trudg- did you know that lish wa ctaught 8uncLt . ' The minister, m hw char acteristic, blunt manner, repli rt-.'iifteWiiie fOrahat"' cd, "the 3Hi Two Thousand Dollars wanted. One thousand new nuljscrilicrs at two dol lars each, will furnish iw just the als)ve amount.' T5v a litlte effort on jtfr -iriendy 4liis increase 'may be had. A Yankee Trick. j oat one ?-?-bft.would keep the hen until -hc lJaid a dozen eggs. ( t'j ! t flliil h'iib't and then ; rerunn-d tlie Tlit-ifaiid tggs to their K-sjx-etiVc own- One of our pwuliar, lali-silI,fmiiiit 1 Yankees, lately tmurraUnl and wttletl down in the West. He Mas the pic ture of a menu mau, but as he put himself to work in uood earnest to ! pet his house to rights, the neihlrs lent nun a nana. Alter ne got every thing fixed to his notion, a thought struck him that he had no chickens, and he was jowerfully fond of suck ing raw egjrs. He was too honest to stil tlien,aiiJ too mean to buy them. At last' a""tbou:rht struck him he j could borrow. He went to a neighltor and thus accosted him: you ,'"" i P oh) hen "?r "othm -vou cl.,V"d e for a i-v k, nine juu iit-iKii"i . "I will lend you one with pleasure," replied the gc'ntleman, picking out the very finest in the coop. The Yankee took the hen home, and then went to another neighbor and ljorrowed a dozen eirsrs. He then set the hen, and in due course of time she hatched out a dozen cnickens. The Y'ankee was again puzzled; he could return the hen, but how was he to return the eggs? Another idea i and who ever s:aw a live Yankee with- ers, remarking as he did so : "Waal, I reckon I've got as fine a dozen of chickens as you ever laid jour eyes on, and they didn't cost ine a cent nuther." i i Lightning struck a wine cellar in France, last fall, and converted a large quantity of bad wine into excel lent brandy. This providential appli cation of the voltaic pile with such pro fitable and remarkable effect, has led to the artificial use of magnetic currents in the manufacture of brandy. Elec tricity, applied to a cask of bad Mo selle, entirely' changed its character; iandexierinieift3 with oher wines, at i m . . lv r-i..i.j . 1 I least so ur. ocouieiien assures us, nau a similar result. The doctor explains, for the benefit of persons anxious to try the iteration, tliat the wires of the voltaie pile should lie tipied with pla tinum, to which must tie attached electrodes of same metal. Dip Uth into the liquid, and you M ill precipi tate it, and produce premature age. A lioy was caught stealing candy and was locked up in a dark closet by a grocer. The boy commenced beg ging pathetically to be released, and, after using all the iersuasion that his ypuutOiTUKl could 'invent, lie.pro j;oci: "Now, if youll let me out und send for my father, he'll pay you for the candy ami lick me liesides." The grocer could not withstand this aj peal, and released him. l)Au Oku? clerjrymraif several years ago received a bright new cent as a wedding fee. The other day he met the bridegroom, who mentioned the circumstance, and said, "My wife was a comparative stranger to me at the tune were united in wedlock. I luidjlot learned her value, and paid accordingly. I find her a jewel so here is an additional fee," at the same tinle handing the astonished minister a twenty-dollar gold piece. A-Pari policeman the other day, being summoned into the presence of a man who had just shot himself dead after severely wounding a ladj-, dis played his anxiety to arrive at the facts in the case by excitedly demand ing oftheonlysurviving witnessof the fray, "Did this man kill himself lie fore be fired at.this.ladv, or not?" An order Avas sent to a Chicago book-seller, which among other things enumerated "Six Primitive Christian ity." It was sent back with the re sponse penciled opjosite that item, and not all in iest: "No Primitive Christianity) to be found in. Chicago." -"nwriww! Ohio Stove Works .,ro a-ffji-ff')'1 No afl-Wf-Mt Tor. 1jiTny etl and Rail, road SlrrrlH, OHIO. XA ill Manufacturers of Stoves & Hollow Ware AND FINE CASTINGS. ILL GOODS WAKUANTKD "A X0. 1." family J,'rile," Cottaye. This Ktove its a flret-lass cronomizcr in fuel. It differs materially from others in this respect. The columns are larger. My means of a dumper, the heut is pasMil down the two front columns, under the liottoiii, back up the two rear rolumusand out of the pipe, which seta on the top of the Stove. By this arrangement you have the tlncf. ra diator and veoiKimiaT extant. All will ad- lit that it is desired that a heat ini stove should be so arrauxed that a majority of the beat be ttirowu ui in imui, uisu-ail ol back. Call and see this BK AUTIKL I.STUVK at :- KTKEET, . S3 M AMII.XCJTON Arid the NINKTY itherstyl and slees. If von want to see what is manufactured in Vi.'Hii, call in. Kemiiiter the motto sl'l POltT H ) M K I N 1 1 1 :ST II V. Yours, Trulv, ! JAMES YERK, Tiei,'!. W. O. Spavtii, Sec'y. November U, UyW-tf REMEMBER That iicxlerUsI Colds are frequently danger ous, and often result in incurable disca.s.M. A cold is followed by coughing, pain in the side, ditliculty of breathing, and Ilniilly ends lu consumption; therefore ! CouyJts and Colds Rhonld not Ik? allowed to run orunenred for. No one should rest in fancied security. Dr. Sargent's Cough Sjrnp ilthxTirrtiMc'ri ln the world forthei-rtre of aU tluhjaxwt of Uie Luuks. -LmiMfflt: ttot will Uuxiyi relietf and often breaks up a distressing cough. Dr. Karirc-nt'H Cough Syrop Tliough powerful and sjieetly in Its action, is perfectly harmless, and can lie taken by the most delicate woman or child, or the strongest man. Dr. Sargent's t'onch Syrap - p , f - - -. - Wfil rur Coug. OnUls, tafluenei, Astluna, lireurbitis, Suitung f r.bMxl, Putnsintlie Side, and all IMsrascsof the I.ungs, Itiroat and Chast. PRICE 50 CENTS l'ER BOTTLE. For sale by all Prosaists and by the Propri etor, GEO. V. KELXiY, WHOLENALE DKl'UCil.ST, Cor. of Wood Street and Second Avenos PIITSBURa,r.. ' . And by .. . . John I). Park, CIN-CIXNATI, O. REMOVED! ..oraKTOiio George R. Huss Has reuiovetl hi. KtrK-k of Booh, Pictures, Mouldings, i Sheet Miisic, Fancy Gw&stktv To the room formerly occupied by M. Sulli van, npoKsite the I 'ourt House. Call In and sec him. lie has a fine room, and a nice stock. Nov. 12, lst. BELL! ii BELLS! A large sts-k if SLFJOH BELIJ,- House blan K ETs, LAIIi!', BOYS and ' 1 -! ' GENT'S HK ATI'S, At NayUir's Hardware Stor. ADAMH I ITTrD UlMi II Lumber, Doors, Blinds, Pressed Flooring, Shingles, Ijith, and every dtwriplion of B UILVJFG JLl TFAIIA L. Alh Ot'LRS ILLEH I'ROMITLY. air Mill on Market street, near the Wood en ilndge, 'l lrtln, uhio. noJj. "No Pent up Vticft Contractu out Powers. The Largest and Best Fillsii HAS "KNLAKGKD His BoRPKItri " by Uih ailitiou of ft loiipr and wll-lighteri Room which, with the old Ktore. pi ves him a .pl-ndlil niom of ONE Hl'XliKED AND F1K-TV-KI VK KKKT IN LKNUTH ! Thin Iihh U-ii ivcr utly diletl from -Ur to Kurrtrt with a !ure and frwili Htock of DRUGS, MEDICIHES, CH1I.1ICUS, PAIHTS, &C, WHICH UK IH HKI.I.rNU AT Marquardts Strictly II A W AND BOILED LINSEED OIL, SPERM OIL, FISH OIL, LARD OIL, LUBRICATING OIL, NEAT'S-FOOT OIL, COAL OIL, MACHINE OIL, TURPENTINE, YA RNISHES, WALL PAPER, BOOKS, STA TIONER Y, WINES AND LIQUORS FOR MEDICAL USE, Al HARQDARDrS DRUG. BOOK PATENT MEDICINES! A CiKNKHAL PERFUMERY, TOILET ARTICLES, WHITE WASH BRUSHES, PA INT and SCR UBBING BR USIIES, HORSE BRUSHES, HAIR and NAIL BRUSHES. Fruit Jars Sold Very Low, by the Box or Doz. Call and con vine yourselves that il A UQU ThHukful for past favors, c June 25, lsua. CO MiTlilMOM. Tell us not In idle. Jingle, Marriage is an empty dream. For the nirl is dead that's single. And things are not what they seem. For Indies' Shoes go to Jones 4 Bro's. U fc- is real, life is earnest. Si ntle blessed ncss a 11 b ; Man tliou art, to mnn returnest, Has been spoken of the rib. adies' Furs at Jones & Bro's. CO NATIONAL EXCHANGE CO In the world's broad field of battle. In the bivouac of life. Be not like dumb, driven cattle Be a heroine a wife. Indies' Fur Hoods at Jones A Bro's. Lives of married folks remind ui, We can live our lives as well. And, departing, leave behind us Such examples as shall "tell." (icntlemen's Hats at Jones & Bro's. CO CO Po FURNITURE AT THE II. IT. ITIJEG-E & CO., MANfFACTTRERS of and dealers in an kinds of Furniture, are now prepared to far ish all who wish every style and article of well-made, nlaia or nphoUtered Furni ture at most reasonable prices. Call aud see our stock and learn our prions bafore pur chasinc. as we hope to merit a continuance of the generous patronaee heretofore received front a discrimiuating public UNDERTAKING! A flue Hearse suitably equipped for Funeral occasions. Colli us and Cases on hand and naile on the shortest notice. : Itemember the place at the sign of BIO CHA'R. Market ctreet, near the Court House, Tiffin, O. . - IL F. FIEGE i CO. Ch-t. 1, lKU8.-n.VI. .... in! AfSTONiWHINULY LOW fKICKM. Pure White Lead ! & WALL PAPER EMPORIUM. ASSORTS! KNT. A RDT'H U tha place to gt Talus rocelved. J. F. MARQUARDT. Such examples that another. Wasting tiui lu idle sport, A forhin, unmarried brotlier, May take heart and court. Furs Repaired at Jones Bro's. Let as, then be up and doing. With a he rton triumph set, Hllll coutriving, still pursuing, Aud each one a h unbuild get. Rubber Roots at Jones A Bro's. BLOCK, TIFFIN. OHIO -1 JONES & BRO. DKtl.KKS IN HATS AND CAPS, FURS Buffalo Robest CLOVES. BOOTS AND SHOES, AC. Particular attention Is called in our lock of SKATING CAPS and HilOEn. SIGN OF BIG CHAIR ! Drug Store in' Northern CALL AT The Stone Front - - , ' - -FOR- GOOD 5 GROCERIES! 1 ' Yon will be sure to get anything In ' t. 'f .': ' i:. t.-'.Li THE GROCERY LINE That you may want. , Htf. H. A. BCKIRK. Carriages," Buggies, AND THREE-SPRIMG VAGOfiS! rpHE nndersigiied have on hand, and In the J. coarse of construction, a large number of . . - CARRIAOESr" . OPEN BTOOIKS. . TOP Bl'OOIEH, COMMON AVDFAKCT HP RING WAOONH, Manufactured at Republic, under tha n perrUlon of C Oaaoaa, an experienced uianulaetarer, which we w ill sell at Lowest Bate on lien son a ble Term! The very best materials have lieen selected and competent Workmen employed. ir Call asl See Before Parehaslag OHBoHM. Repi I. iic, O., March ls.-tf. EBMOVED S. S. HUNTER, .Sun fxtnr to Millrr t Iluuter, A:innuiices tliat he has UKM )VKL hi-! BOOT & SHOE STORE TO Hinger Block, Directly 4ppo.ile I lie Court House. Where he will continue the bit.:iK-s of the old linn. He will always keep on hand a large aud well-selected sio-k ol Hoots, Shoes, Gaiters, leather, Pindinys, And in fact everything in his line. No shelf-worn goods kept, aud customers may depend on getting gissl articles at low pri ce. FIRST CLASS HOKKMKX KMPLUTKU IN THE Manufacturing Department ! And perfect work warranted. It gives him great pleasure to be able to Ktate that he Mils secured the service of that ION OKCOB BLKItS, L. SWING, Who is well known !n this community as the best and iuohI rupid repairer of boots and Mboea in this City. Customers are therefore assured that their orders In tnat line, n well ai In every other respect, will be tilled with dUipatch. aur Particular attention Is paid to the manufacture of Ladies' I'runelle, Lasting, Kid or Morocco (iaiters, Hhoes or Slippers. A first-class workman gives this iHpart inent his entire attention. N. S. IH'XTEtt. Tiffin. March 23. 18G9-I REDUCTION IN PRICES. No More Complaints About Hard Times! M. J. Kirchner, Is now selling good, fresh s a AT very low prices. A partial enumera tion of articlus show ns follows: l kfiee, Hugnr, Molasses, Tea, Dried Beef, Pickled Pork, Bacon, Cheese, Potatoes, Flour and Fesd, Crackers, Ac. He also keeps a full stock of Fruits, Much Oranges, Lemons, Apples, Figs. Currants, Prnnes, Citrous, Raislus, Dried i run ol ail kiuu, AC Vegetables , Of all kinds. In their season, such as Cab bage, Celery, Tomatoes, Beans, Peas, &e. Oils, Of every description, such as Coal Oil, Hpenu OIL Neal's-foot Oil, Carbon aud Lu bricating oils. rink, Such at White, Pickerel, Tmut, Mackerel, aud Herring. SALT AND WATER LIME, Tsskee Notions, 'oareetloneries. . t - Also a large awortment of Wooden, Wil low aud Htona Ware, Brooms, Brushes, To bacco, and in fact, everything usually kept in a first-class Grocery and Provision Ktore. Agent for MistlLER HERB ItlTTF.lt-S. Call at the old stand, comer of Kiixlmcr's Block, Tllfln, Ohio. June 18, l3.-tf. .M. J. KIRCHNER. CITY BOOK STORE! Philipp Ernich. AA'NOUNCtX to the reailing public Uiat lie baa Just opened out a flue selected assortment of HOOKS, STATIONEIH ' 'I ! ! MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS Schools Booh and Notions! Of all descriptions. He will keep for sale German and American Periodicals, Also a good stock of Miscellaneous Work of popular authors. .Musical instruments such as VIOLINS, OUITARS, FLUTES,. At X'ORDEONS. And will always keep the best kind of uullaraud Violin Strings. NOTARY PUBLIC. I WILL, also, continue the business of No tary Public aud give iny attention as heretofore, to the collection of Government Claims, Insurance and Foreign business. I respectfully solicit the patronage of the pub lie in my line. Remember the place. Mark et Street, directly opposite the Court House. I'nii.i it ijulh. P. 8. I have a large quantity of Ckler and Vinegar, which 1 sell by the gallon or barrel. July , lHus.-tf. NO. 2, NATIONAL BLOCK IS THE PLACE WHERK Martin & Negele Are constantly receiving supplies of fresh GROCERIES JMD PROVISIONS! -IirHICH they offer to the public at such t prices as will suit the most particular. We Invite everybody tocalt at ourroom and exaauoa oar stock, consisting of eholue TEAK, COPFEES SI OAKS, MUljASsrS SVRCPS, SPICES. TOlA"C1 CKsAKS, NOTIONS, N UTS, Ac. STON WOODEN " . : . A.M)WlLUJWAiir- COAL OIL, SPERM OIL. N EAT S- FtXT Ol L, AND H A RN EMS Oil. BUOAR CURED HAMS A M sin it l.iir.its. DRIED BEEF, MESS PORK, FISH, SALT, WATER LIME, And an such other goods as are usually kept In aOrocery House. We pay, at oil times. Cash for all kinds of Country Produce ! Remeiulier the place. MARTIN 4 NEUELE. No. . National Block, Tiffin. !H0! FOR THE WEST! ALTENBAUGH'S CROCK HRY STORE -ANU Dwelling House TOR SALE. MslIINCJ to remove AVest, I oiler my ' Crt.fki'rv aii1 f 'liitmifrA an.t l)u-Mlliiidr House use for sale AT A BARGAIN. The Crockery Store la complete In everv resect, and situated in one of the brat points in the State. This Sutre has been lu run iiiiiK onler for the last thirteen years. The Dwelling is a two-story brick, contain ing 12 rooms, situated on Water street, 2d Wan), in the most central part of the city. All in complete order. Or will exchange the above property for a good Farm near Titlin. For further particulars enquire of J. L. ALI EN BAUGIT, Nov. 12, l.SUS-tf Tiliin, Ohio. NOW IS THE TIME TO BL'Y CHEAP CLOTHING ! Just received a full line of WINTER GOODS! READY M A1K f LOTIUXU, LOTIIN, Jt:AM AI TWEEBs, HATS and CAPS, And the largest stock of Gent's PurnlsJiiny Goods IN TIFFIN. I also carry on MERCHANT TAILORING. Being a PRACTICAL TAILOR in the business, 1 feel 1 can give better satisfaction ttiati any other House. ALL WOKK WARRANTED ! And satisfaction guaranteed. NICHOLAS DOM ANN, - Opposite National Hail, Tiffin, Ohio. April 1, lSta-tf mIS I 'O UK. .tjov: I. Buyo'our gissls at a small per cenL at J. II. SltiHNWAXDERfl Grocery and Provision STORE. I pay neither rent or clerk hire, do busi ness in my own house, and do my own work. 1 therefore claim 1 can sell goods cheaper than those who nay liiuli rent and Clerk nire. l nave a run assortment or PJIPSH, NEW GOODS! Koch as are usually kept in aOrocery and provision store. 'hLtuars.Vyrups, - KPI F.S, RICK. TOBAtVO, CIGARH, SNUFF, ORANORS, LEMONS, NUTS, CAN DIErt,AC. McnM of all kinds. Fish, Salt, Coal Oil alio sell 4 orn and Oats. 1'ay casli for all kinds of Country Produce, such as Corn, Oats, Butter, F-ggs, Soap, Rags, &-C. J. H. rIOtiSWAMJKK. No. a Perry St, Tiffin, O. New York Tub Oysters ! FRESH OYSTERS ! AT THE National Eesort ! Dlntny llooms ! For Ladies and Gentlemen. "V axixx IVXoo.lSe Hot Tea, Coffee, and other Refreshments, at all Hours. Kmisi to the Klsb. Hm& Floor, Nallooal Hall Block. s-TVO NO. 1 BILLIARD TABLES at tached. Aug. -H, lifie-U A. J. KCIJiS. H. A. BUSKERS, Is uow receiving a clioice lot of Sugars Coffees, Teas, Which will be sohl low. KTO.E FROST. SCHOOL EXAMINERS' NOTICE. TO TE A CU Ell S : rpHE School Examiners of Seneca County I willexamlneTeachersat thrUrand Jury room, In the Court House la Tiffin, ou September IS, 1A Orfol?r 8," 16 and 30, 1S.' Novemler 8, 31 and 27, 1SU. December 11 and 18, lfflL Applicants will be required to be present no early as 10 o'clock on the day of exantin tion, or they will not b ezaraiued. No certincata will be granted except on examination day, and Teachers are request ed not to apply 'for certificates on any other y. . .. . I.,.. . ... , applicant will oe requirru w icave with the Exaiuiners a stamped envelope ad dressed lo himself. B. J. KIRKWOOD,-) O. W.BACH MAN, J- Etamintrt. B. V. MYERS. j September 10, linShy. SENECA CODNTTS THE LAKOEsTSTiK KoF IN SENECA COUNTY IS KEPT BY FOSTER, OLMSTED & CO., POSTOKIA, OHIO. THEY ARE OFFEIUNU GOODS AT II PRICES WHICH WILL DEFY COLlPETITIOIi I Aud guarantee every CHEAPER THAN In the different departments of this House Imported Dress Goods ! Together with many AMERICAN SHAWLS OF EVERY DESCRIPTION ! Woolen Goods, Flannel, Coverlets, Cloths, Casslmeres, LADIES' CLOAKINGS, READY-MADE FOR MEN'S AND BOY'l WEAK. Clothing Made to Order THE LARGEST STOCK OF MILLINERY GOODS! And the very latest styles always A CHOICE Family Croceries, Crockery, Glassware, Quesnsware, k, k Orders by Mall The If Igbrat Market T?ID FOR COtTNTRY PRODUCE At FOSTER, OLMSTED & CO, FOSTORL., OH i MAMMOTH STORE article of goods to be THE CHEAPEST! will bs found a fall and complete line of celebrated makes of FABRICS! Bearers, Doeskins, OF EVERY VARIETY ! CLOTHING! and Warranted to Fit! on hand, at the LOWEST KATES. STOCK OF promptly filled. lrliy lu. Cash, . : f i ', !!F0ST0RIA AHEAD ! IT M Y NOT BE O EN K RA LL Y UNDER STOOD thai Kontorta nnuoiea a larso iKjrtKm of TItttEK COl'STIlA, aorbiMlt iieen as widely known as it should, tnat Bradner & Co., Are trl vine the citizens of Seneca, Hancock and Wood counties the best bargains in HAEDWARE, Stoves and Tinware Ever heard of In this Cosmtry. W E A RE AG ENTS FOR THE Cleveland Stoves. Abo, Agents for the . TO UNA DO TUREJfEIi ! AND WORLD MOWER IN D REAPER Job Work Done'Aromptl y. House Spouting a well awl chssply done as at auy place lu the State. Call at the KTNTAt. PALACE. 41-tf. ' BRADNEB A CO. FURNITURE! 11'. C. 31 YER8J6 JIRO., , - - Are now otferiuzalarge aud well selected stock or all kindsandstylesof Farnltnre, -atfewhich fordurabillty and flnish, la not excelled In Northern Ohio. Our stock comprises Parlor Furniture, -V SETS OR SIXGLK PIECK. Upholstered Id Hair (loth or Rep. BUREAUS, ' TABLES, BEDSTEADS, CHAIRS. LOUNGES, . WARDROBES, DRESSERS, SINKS, STANDS WHAT-NOTS, PIANO STOOLS, SPRING BEDS MATR ESSES, SXT&S8IQX TABLES In Ash or walnut, best Table tn market. Our Goods are warranted of tha best ma terial, and workmanships Ote oa s call he hire purchasing elsewhere, and see if wo do not sell as cheap. If not cheaper than auy other place In the city. . . Ware-Roams Opav. th. Xarket Hosia. TJiidertaking. Having a line HEARSE, wear prepared to attend! Funerals at all times, and woual rewpectfully request the patronage of those who are In need of such services. March U, UCM.-U. SAVE YOUR MONEY! DRINK GOOD TEA AHD CGFFEE! This can be done by buy In your groceries ai tha CHEAP UttuCltX of . , . John G. Brown; 1 :r.-s BARGAINS IN SUGARS! S its of Brown Sugar II ; fcsof White Hugsr $1. t Codee, l. . TEAS! Imperial, Yonnc Hyson, Japan or Natural' Leaf, Oolong aud Gunpowder, st from 91, JO to tit u pet pouud, AUktudsof , j w , , FRESH SALT FISH! AT COHT, Whito Fish, Pickerel, Trout, Bam, Msckerel and Baltlmoro A erring, ripices. ' Chesse, Tubs, Pailsv Hton aad EartlMNi Ware, Flour, Halt, ami best quality of Coal Oil. Cash paid for COCNTR? PHODf7CK of kinds such aa Apples, Potatoes, Butter, , Eggs. Agent for ' , ..til .I.,,.-"-'-' !! ' ..... j With which I can supply saloons at reason, able rates. ' - 1 Itemember tha place. No. I Gross' Block, Tiffin, O. JOHN G. BitO WX . wept, a, isesM. Tiffin Woolen " Mills !' MAXcrAcrCBse or Tweeds, Cassimeres narmsfs -AND STOCKING YARNS, .1 "....t-.tt. -v. PAY THE li .1 . I HIGHEST MARKET PRICE TV OOOIH OB CASH FOR Fleece, Tub & Pulled WOOL. JOH Ci. ti , lreaM.M(' ' ' THE BEST MACHINE Now offered to the FaAaer la the ' HlTIOillL HAY; STli; -AND Stalk Cutter ! Will rut any ten nth desired. ' Farmers and ... others la want of a SUPERIOR PEED CUTTER- Mbould not fall to go and see those at WATLwbVU HttDWtlE STOKE. '' Oct i, vm-tt ". Palroahe Home Iastitatbas ! JOSEPn. YEAGEXt TAHH ION ABLE Shoemaker, over Voll' P mer A hlirchner's. has as nood work- mem as the rears a the. HLi aad will make to order any kind of - , , Bo0tt, Shoe$ r Gaiter In the beat style. Nonil NoSalel ' " . .. , . -..., . .7777. ! - :.r a Repairing-' Done promptly and neatly. Call and IfST your uieasare. . JOtiEPU XkAUtK. Nov. U, laotlt-tf.