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ID 'i Real Estate , Agency. Ileal Estate Bought and Said -THE Most Reasonable, Terms. I Imve roade nrmneeiocnts with Eastern Ptwno'lM'vl' circulation, to ervertlse ill property placed on my lKk for sale. The artditkmal advantage nilB (mm iTfrtiK!!:? in tjixu-ru laperwlll readily occar lo toe oos'TVlng. FOS 8 AXE. Eislitv acres, 50 of which are cleared and andrr (ikkI cultivation; fine young orchard of choice fruit tre?; ftd fnune boose, barn and other ont-butldingx. Term wqr. ' , : r , .ty fNo. Z FOB ra LE Hooee and Lot tm 11 Mon roe street. The boon fc long, aiid well rait ed for one or two families. A rood dJUern . and choice fre.it tn on the Lot. UKk1 lo cation; price low and terms easy, .. i t li-w. -' : Ko.li. ? jr- i FOB SALE. Eighty aera of choice tlm- brr land, ht a. tie went of Tiffin, near the Fostoria road. A i K powvr roaa ranaiiur voni the east and of this lot. Will be sold low, and oa terms to a it purchaser. No. 4. FOB RAULCorner Lot, oo fed Monroe street, TifH a, Ohio. A oomiurtahia and con venient hows oi six rooms, isplendid new barn, wood-boose, and other oot-uuUdinisi. Two lance cetera, aew tow, a select abd large var iety oi trail on the premises. Tenns ay. No. 7. FOB BALE. A one-story brick noose and located on the east side of Mel.Tiore street. Tiffin, Ohio. A gcod cellar anil a well of never-falling water. A Rood frame stable and other out-buildings. Grape-vines, I'ltur rjr and other choice fruit tree. im.W"uve inenla snch ss to make delrat4 Pi ice, frttf; terms easy. . FOB BALEj-A fcowe and one and l-ino "torrw. of splendid land just o"0"1" poratlon limits of the ei ty , westof the Han ' fiusky and Fremont Road. A barn and oth er out-buildings. A number of fruit trees Improvements such as t make the place tl4aant and desirable. Price, L1; terms. MJ.si.S. tot Vti. huiiL'jsiHL 'Sii$ijll FOB BALE. In-lot No. 8, Dirr Addl llon, i Ward, Ttffln, Ohio, froutBlJ -feet on Sandosky street, and fanning back U faet to Davis street. May be divided Into , three loUXronUaK on Saadasky street ud " extending back 3 feet, wniou will leave about oie-hair acre on Pav Is street, n 111 ' sell the whole or In small lota as above de scribed. Prioe HuO for the whole, or auo a piece for small lots. BOLD. FOB 8 ALEL House and in-lot No. 212, San dusky street, Hecond Ward. The bouse has been lately Unproved and painted. Oood fruit, well, cistern, Ac Frioe low and terms asy. . 1 H. Byers, Real Estate Orncs KaUonal EicHnga Bank Build 1 "starch 2S-ly . ; !.V '," The Great Cause OF Ilisery Jutt PublUKrd, in a Beeied Envelope. Prie nxeenU. . ' , ; . I( ALECTORB on the Natnre, Treatment and Kadleal Cure of Heialaal Weak unm, or Kpermatorrhasa, induced by Kelf Zbaae, Involuntary Emissions, Jiu potency, Kervoua LleblUty, aud Impedlmeuts to Mar lage generally; Consumption, Epilepxy aud Flu: Mental and Physical Incapacity, d. Bv Robert J. Culverwell, M. D., Author of tlie'lireen Uouk," o. t a i ? i s -4 ' '-The world renowned author, in this ad rairable Lecture, clearly proves from his own experience that the awful cfaisequeuces of self-abuse may be eflectually removed with out medicine, and without dangerous surgi cal operations, bougies, instrumenbs riugs z curd lali, pointiue out a mode of cure at once certain and ell actual, by vlilch every sufferer, no matter what Ui oonditlon may be, may cure hlmseU, cheaply, priva-ly aud radically. This Ljsoture wul jirove a boon to thousands anu thouHauds. - Hent under seal, la a plain envelope, to any address, postpaid, on receipt of six cents, J post stamps.- Also, Dr. Culverwell 's Mar rUfiewulde. price 25 Cents. Addretwthe Pub iiiiiers, ' CH AH. J. O. KLINE 4 Co. f " . 17 Bowery, Sew Vork. ' Post Office Box 4,5. Feu.li.am. :: I 1 i t . . Sale of Heal Estate. IN PURSUANCE of an order' of the Pro bate Court, of Heneca county, Ohio, I will offer for sale, at public auction, on Hat , uraaT, the Uth day of . March, at 1 o'clock P. 'Hi atthe oor of tin Coart H 0e, In XU ftn. In Heneoacoarity, arid SiAt6otqidv,tae . (tat boundjuil aitd.der1bMai follows, t-wlt: The went half ctf li-J.oA number six hundred and tw 6jiind.a, trii two. feet wide on the north and soith ends along the east line thereot, ana taKen iroin me east half of in-iot number six hundred aud three (jHit) in the becoud AVard, f tUo city of Tiffin, In said Coursty o,n jswirnised at $ . TEHM4 OK SA a.na. stuie. TERMS OK SALE: One-tin rd In hand. eite-third In one year, and one-thiixl in two years from the day oi sale, wru interest, ine oelerred paymentjj to be secured by Jnort caee upon premises sold. HENRT 8TROUK8, . . t :,i .. Ad in 'r of Eudyt btrouss. , Ai ti. Bvers, AU'y. . : 'Feb. 18, lwuw. . - . ,i. ' i S90 ttttt MrrrfrrPff frrr ' TO THE WdRKINO CLASS e are now nreoared to farnish all elasses with eonstaut tin idrA'rr.ert at hoin,e, the whole f tbe iae or for die epare luupneivls ituxiuena ewt litfhtand profitable. Persons oi either sex etily earn from AOe. to 9b per evening, aud a proportional sum by devoting their whole time to the business. Baj" ana girls earn pearly. 'as much as nea. Tiiatall wlio)t this notice may send their address, and -test t he business, we make this an paralleled of fer : To such as are not well satisfied, we will si ns' SI to pay for the trouble of writing. miniouiam, a -vame aamiiie, which win lo, WVaa4iaOo work on. and a copy of The jheouie't .oerarw OtUNOontca one of the lanr- est and best family newspapers published all sent fee by mall. Reader, if you want eMTnanent, profl table work,adureiM E.C.AL EN ft CO., An gun ta,, Maine. Jac-18th, lKom. 4 ' : STAN DAI WARRANTED always Tight. - HAY, COAL, and 8TOClvSCALS po Hp in any part of the country without ex.tra.vhiarge. Also, Trucks, Baggisire Burrows, Letter Copy ing Presses, bugar Mills, ifcc. RWIBAY V . WilUams BoaLUl WeMteuotal street, Cin- l., orj mivutfi,Bu aa v ajasijs runi StnAaU, O. " BrWfira Xottce. " '. -ajOTICK ta nereby glveav that the Cora X mitloner of Henecaeounty,titiio,wl!l re ceive sealed proposals, at t he Auditor office, until tbeth day ef March,lK7u, at 10 o'clock A. M., for the building of a wooden or iron bridge across Beaver ereek, near the resi dence of Jamas ktclntyre. In Adams town ship, on the Ureen Springs road. Bids will be received on efcoae work and wood work separate or together Be builders Buaytlect. Specifications can be seen at the Auditor's office. All proposals to be per toot, lineal measure. Bridge to be sixty feet long and stxteea hhiu Mae csear in wiutu. W. H. BURNS, Auditor. Feb. 1L1870-6L s.WESXEk.i. ? Manafaeturer of Carriages, Rocka ways, SleiKliH, Ac. Everj- deseription aud style not sur passed ia Seneca Ck Paintine.Trim iiuhk and Ifa'pair iug duue on sliort nolicvv Corner Jef ferson aud Coe SLs east Uei man t.tt. ole CliurclvJirtiu, . Xotiee of Wmi J. Lighteap's Assignee. 4 : : ' i .... PURSUANT to an order f the Prulate Court, of Seneca aonnty, Ohio, made In the matter of the aaaitenment of William J. Llf htcap, for the benefit of his creditors, I will make a partial settlement and pay ta -each creditor of said assignor, whose claim has been allowed by me, a dividend of thir ty -six per centum upon the amount of said assignment, which payment will lie made I , atw Monday tli e 2b af,M ardvDC'4 at my j, , sians room laTifllti.Olilo. . ,'Tf WM.H. KEILUOLTZ, Assignee. March 11, lK70-3w. For Sale House and Lot. GOOD two story brick dwelling, with ten aood mo r, w .v.i... "TV,." . 5aitably arranged fci i w a'i'S'i" T. SSSStt oIice T March ,"W7w-tf. ' W. P.1H. NOBLE. For Sale. A L?T0vn w.ch Uf tory-aud-baIf house! JX. WlHbesoldatabargain.ooeay terms. Inquire al Hacher's Clothing Store. . 31, lstai. Residence fox Sale! 1 S I intend to remove to Toledo, mv RmiI. J deuce and grounds belonging thereto mm "or ALL. rXtHDS.2 -if. are kit saus. B27-U. J. C. LEE FURlflTUKE AT THE II. F. KIJEGKE & CO., - if,'!! ffji ? I" MANUFACTURERS of and dealers In all kinds of Furniture are now r.i-.. , t, rr ish all who wish e.ry style and arUclaof well-mad PuSr uTh,r UFu"n: lore at most reasonable prijws. Call and see oqr stock an.f Wrn our pr lfore f'Sr &b2Sr,'U,,OI,'MOf the onerous patrons iLvtofore receded UNDEETAK ENG! A fine Hearse suitably equipped for Funeral made on the shortest uotioa. member the place at the sign of K(f CUAtR. Market street, nw the f.rt House SIGN OF BIG CHAIR ! '?U.J M f 'J f Insui. ftti and Caws on hand and VH1TKER AREY.EDSIFT2H3? Th!$ all-frn norlant question ausorns iiie puo tli preneut time. ' He wind at POLITICS! Which so long engrossed the attention of our people, nas, since we weniou, nu 1 1 . u ..1,1 Ki.irt.i.'. aiuruj. MliMtL Uie old woman's sugar, u taste. Female Suffrage IT TV A ft Ufff Aaatt acromiilLAed fact 6 In the far distant luinre, xoeusui wyofuina - The Chinese Trouble ns but little her Ohio, so that the inquiry is mjuenliy lumie 7 ! i "Whither Are We Drifting?' Upon a careful observation of the bearings, we And the teudatu-y is decidedly toward Vollmer & Kircnners, Where is made In the latest uty and at the lowest prices, the most Fashionable Clothing, i ! 1 tent I CAKHlMKRHi, GKSIT'H KURNIMHINU, UOOLM, liOHlKlir, GLOVES, aud THE BEST WORKMEN In the City. Drift In the aaoss irrreaUM will you t VOLLMER KtRCHNER. November 6. lldw-tf NO. 2, NATIONAL BLOCK C IS THE PLACE WHERE I0 i Martin & Negele Are constantly receiving supplies of fresh BEOCERiES.AHD PBQYISIQNS! WHICH they offer to the public at snch nrioas as will suit the most particular. We invite evervbodv to call at our room and examine our stock, ouoaiattug of choice TEAS, COFFEES, SUGARS, MOLAHKHS, SYRUPS, SPICKS. .J Hi , , NOTIONS, NOTS, e. STONE, WUOUKS ANIi WILIjOVT WARE, COALOIL, SPERM OIL, NEAT'S-FOOT OIL, AND HARNKX-S OIL. SUGAR CUR CD a MAMS ANU SHOULDERS, - - .? is DR1K1 REEF, MESS PORK. ' r - FISH. HALT, WATER LIME, 9 Jf k a i. i InaGroeery House. We pay. at all time. man lor an xinas oi Country Produce ! .Remember the place. i, , i J r i ' I ? M ARTI K I t r i t rvo.ZJatlool Block, Tlffln. CALL AT The Stone Front FOR GOOD GROCERIES ! You will lie sure togjr amy this g in THE GROCERY LINE That yMtiaay wamt. . nti-tf, U. A BUSKIKK, Notice. TT F. 8EIPIB Is the onlr antbo XI liettor fr the Insuraaee Cousjieniea represented at my Acenoy. Any aw pre tending to actr la behalf of my Cotinli aoes so witnoot authority. Hi6-tt A- iL. BXSKB, AgCSS. s NEW FIRM ! NEW STOEE ! t i NTcrw GOODS. Uo where you can buj'tUrf'HEAPFMT. r n READ ! BEAD L. Rose & Co. TTAVEopeaei flit room formerly occu- 1 1 pied by Undlup- A Kendtfll and tieo. R H usm, an outiice new stock: of READY- MADE CLOTHING. 0, 51 ! f Tl- stfw-fe Ims leen selotHe.! with great care, pureharied with CASH, aud will be sold at tne VERY LOWEST FIGURES Call aud get poxled in The Latest Styles. A complete stock Of everything pertaining our liue of businesk will be kept on hand. Oct. 28, ltd-! FOSTORIA "AHEAD! rT MAY NOT BE GENERALLY UNDER STOOD that Fostevto occupies a large portion of TfllEE 'Ol XTIKS, nor has been as whaHy known a it should, that Bradner & Co., Are riving the eti tens of Seneca, Uancock and Wood counties the best bargains in HAEDWAEE Stoves and Tinware M Ewr heard otffu this uVtautryJ WK ARK AGENTS FOR THE Cleveland Stoves. s a Also, Ageuta for the TORN A 7)0 T1IRE&1IKRI AND-. TCORLD MOWER AXl) UE..PEK. if is Job Work lonePronijttly. HouseMpoutlne as well and cheaply duue an al any place iu the Slate. Call at the . . v. C'RVSTAI. PAL.VCE.. i !4Mf- i BR.VDN EK it VO. THE BEST MACHINE Now7 offered to the Farmer Is tlte l H&TIOKAL HAY, STRAW, -AND- Stalk Cutter ! Will cut any leiiirtli desired. Fanaers others In want of a supOior peed cutter Should not tail to go ude thosc-at xirura Got l, im-tt IIAKDWAAE 9sie. ! to it and Ohio Stove Works 1 Heath-West (r. I sfsyrtle ami Rail, read Ntreta, TIFFIN, OHIO, ManufHClurers of Stoves & Hollow Ware AND FIXE CASTINGS. ALL GOODS W1KK1.VTKD "A SO. 1." 'Family VrUle Cottage. This Hfove a firT-c!s econnrnlzer In fuel. It differs materially from others in this resftecU The column are larei-r. By mn of a ilamner. the beat is passed down the two front columns, nnder the bottom, back up the two rear columns and ont of the pipe, wnicn sets on iim iop i riA- Bv this arramiement you nav; tne nnew ra liatnr and ecinomizer extant. All will ad mtt that It Is desired that a beating stove should be so arranged that a nuyority of the hit. Ix ihmwn out in ironi. innH'nii oi back. Call and see this BEAUTIFUL STOVE at SO. 55 WAIIIJfTOV STREET, Ami the NINETY other styles and siwu. If vou want to see what is manufactuntl in Tiffin, call In. Remember tne mouo ni t- PORT HUM E IN W7STR Y. Xount, truiy, JAMES YERK, Pres'L W. O. Spavth, Kec'y. November 12, l-tf CITY BOOK STORE 1 Philipp Emich ANNOUNCES to the reading public that he has Just owned out a fine selected assortment of BOOKS, STATIONERY, MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS, Schools Books and Notions! Of all descriptions. He will keep for sale German and American Periodicals, lui oraH swlr nt Misrallaneous Work of popular authors. Musical Instruments such as VIOLINS, , GUITARS, , FLUTES, . ACCORDEONS. And will always keep the best kind of Guitar aud Ylollu mnugs. NOTARY PUBLIC. I WILL, also, continue the business or no tary Public and give my attention as i.nmf,rr to the collection of Government Claims, Insurance aud Foreign business. I respectfully solicit me patronage ui wr iui Ut. it, .iv linn Remember the uiace. Mark et Street, directly opposite the Court House. P a I have a lawe auantit V of Cider and Vinegar, which I sell by the gallon or barrel. July tt, IHUS.-W. . ES T.f IS I, is m: if 1 8 .. THE OLDEST I id. HAT AND CAP STORE IN TIFFIN. Charles Leiner DEALER IN HITS, C&PS US! BUFFALO ROBES, Gloves, Umbrellas, &c. FURS! FURS! I MAKE a speciality of Ladies' Furs, and have them superior in style and quality Mill unequalled in cheapness being . Twenty Per Cent Lower Thau the prices last- year, naving bought at Just the Right Time for Casb! I am able to offer special Inducements to purchasers. Hats and Caps of any descrip tion made to order on the shortest notice. BEXEXBEB THE PLACE I Opposite the Court House, Tiffin, Ohio, in tlui room which 1 have occupied for the past l,Nov!uri5. CHARLES LEINER. NEW ARRANGEMENTS. Good Cheap Groceries FOR THE MILLIONS. A. II. BUUEiUMEItT, HAVING purel'iased the old stand of Brown A Bruennert, toset her with the stock of . . FAMILY GROCERIES And added largely to the latter. Informs his friends that he is prepared to furuish them with anything in his line. He wi" always Keep a large ana wen hwwwi TEAS, currKKH.. SUGARS, FLOl'R FOTATOES. FISH, Ac. ALso a ttrst-clats article of COAL OIL,- together with TOYS, CIGARS, TOBACCOS, tAC Lluiburg Ch eese ! I have a large stork of this article on hand and can sell itascheao as can be bought else where. I always pays the highest cash price for mi l ihittuus, HAMS. LABU. auu an of t'O.lSTkT PKODCCE. Call on me, flit my Worn on Market street. nearly opposite the tmvis Houses Feb. 18-ly. A. 11. BRUEXSKBT. For Sale. T OFFER for sale my house and lot situate in 'Nnlile's Addition to the cilv of Tiffin. The bouse is entirely new. one and a half storiesln liiEht. Possession given April hit. Call at Sanell A Baldwin's for particulars. S. W. BECK. Feb. 41, 1470-tf. TIFFIN TRIBUNE. Tiffin, C Fridaj, Marth 25th, 1810. COUNTRY CHILDREN. Little fresh violets. Born in the wild wood ; Sweetly illustrating Innocent childhood ; Shy at the antelope Brown as a berry Free as the mountain air. Romping and merry Blue eyes and hazel eyes Peep from the hedges. Shaded by suiibonnHn, Frayed at the edges ; Up in the apple trees. IItillsf danger, Manhood in embryo Stares ax the strangi-r. Out on the hilly patch. Seeking the berri Under the orchard trees, Feasting on cherries Tramping the clover blooms Down 'mong the grasses. No voice to hinder them, Dear lads and lassen. No grim propriety No interdiction ; Free as the blrdlings From city restriction ; Coining Ihe purest blood, Strength'ningeach muscle, Donning liealths arm or Gaiiist the comlug bust I e; Dear little innocents. Born In the wild wood ; Ob, that all little ones Had such a childhood ; God's blue spread over them, God's green beneath them. No sweeter heritage Could we bequeath, them ! COLONEL CRICKLY'S HORSE. I have never been able to ascertain the origin of the quarrel between the Cricklya aud the Drakes. They had lived within a mile of each other for five years, and from the first of their acquaintance there had been a mutual fceliner of dixlikebetweenthetwo fam ilies. Then "some misunderstanding about the boundary of their respective farms revealed the latent name, ana Colonel Criekly having followed a fat buck all one afternoon, and wounded him. came up to him andfund old Drake and his sons cutting him up. Thi? incident added fuel to the flame, and from that day there was nothing the two families did not do to annoy each other. r nntn iKa oiti was returning home with his "pocket full of rocks" from Chicago, whither he had been to dispose of a load of erain. Sam Bars tow was with him on the wagon, and as they approached the crrove which intervened: between them and Mr. Drake's house, he ob served to his companion : "What a beautiful mark Crickly's old Roan is over yonder?" "Haneit!" muttered Drake, "so Is." The horse was standing under some trees about twelve rods from the road. Involuntarily Drake stopped his team he glanced furtively around, then, with a queer smile the old hunt er took up his rifle from the bottom his wagon, and raising h to nis snoui der. drew a sight on the coloael's horse. "Beautiful!" he muttered, lower- in? his rifle with the air or a man re sisting a powerful temptation could drop old Roan so easy !" "Shoot!" suggested Sam Barstow, who loved fun in any shape. "No, no, 'twon't do," said the old hunter, glancing around him again. "I won't tell," said Sam. " Wal, I won't shoot now, anyhow, tell or no tell. - The horse is too nigh. If he was fifty rods off Instead twelve so there'd be a bare possibility of mistaking him for a deer, I'd let fly. As it is, I'd give the colonel flve dollars for a.shot." At that moment the colonel himself stepped from behind a big oak, not half a dozen paces distant aud stood before Drake. "Well why don't you shoot 7" The old hunter stammered in some confusion. "That you, colonel ? I-I was tempt ed to, and as I said, I'll give a 'V for one pull." "Say an X' and it's a bargain !" Drake felt of liis rifle, and looked old Roan. '.TIow much is the boss worth?" he muttered in Sam's ear. "About fifty." "Gad, colonel, I'll do it. Here's your lX.' The colonel Pjicketed the money, muttering: "Hanged if I thought you'd take me up With hiirh irlee the old hunter put fresh cap on his rifle, aud stood up the wagon, took a close sijfht at old Roan. Sam Barstow chuckled. The colonel DUt his hand before his face and chuckled too. Crack went the rifle. The hunter fore out a horrid oath, which I will not repeat. 8am was astoniahed. The colonel laughed. Old Roan never Drake stared at his rifle with look black asOthello's. "What's the matter with you, hey? Ftwt time you ever sarved me quite such a trick, swear!" And Drake loaded the piece with great wrath and indignation. "People said you'd lost your knack of shooting," observed the colonel, a cutting tone of satire. "Who said so? It's a lie'" thun dered Drake, "lean shoot " "A horse at ten rods ! ha ! ha !" Drake was livid. "Look yere, Colonel, I can't stand that," he began. "Never mind, the horse can," sneer ed the colonel. "I'll risk you." Grinding his teeth Drake produced another ten dollar bill. "Here !" he growled, "I'm bound have another shot, any way." "Crack away," cried the colonel pocketing the note. Drake did crack away with deadly aim too but the horse did not mind the bullet in the least. To the rage and unutterable astonishment of the hunter, old Roan looked him In the face as if he rather liked the fun. . "Drake." cried Sam. "you are drunk 1 a horse at a dozen rod oh, 1Y1V H'M !" "Just shut your moutn, or I'll snoot .. . , i 1 a a Tv w vou !" tnunaerea me exciw J'ThA hnllets were hollow. I'll swear. Tiiaman lies who says I can't shoot T.nt. nwlt I cut off a coose's head fifty rods, and kin do it again. By the Lord Harry, ColoneL you can inrh. hut I'll bet vou iniriy uouara that I can bringdown old Roan atone shot." ... , The wager was reaairy accepieu. pi, ctotoa wpre nacea in &anvs nanus. Elated with the idea of winning back his two tens, and making an X into the bargain, Air. wrase careiuiiy se lected a perfect ball, and buckskin isYi fill .1 loaded his rifle. A niinute later Drake was driving through the grove, the most enraged and desperate of men. His rifle, In nocent victim of his ire, lay with bro ken stock on the bottom oi tne wagou, Tbirarsiw was too scared to laugh, Meantime the Colonel was rolling convulsed with mirth, and old Roan was standing undisturbed under the when Drake reacnea nome uu two . , , a ... i anna niKflnveruii; lira ui-iiuuiu tu the mutilated condition of his rifle stock, hastened to arouse his spirit witn a piece or news wnicu mey weo sure would make him dance with joy. Clear out!" trrowled the angry man T don't want to hear any tret awav or I'll knock one youdowivj". ...... "WUi, iatner ii a suv-u a in.. "Blast you and your tricks !" npivu1 ntTon the old Colonel!" "i-.ii the Colonel?" cried the . . 1 I. .4, I man beginning to ie ihk:ikvi.'f:il. if vou've played the Colonel trick. let'.s hear it." . , . "Well, father, Jed and I, this after rnn w. nt out for deer " "iTunir the dtn-r. come tome itick. "Couldu't find any deer, and ti.Anirhi v. must shoot soim-thins; Jed bangeil away at the Colonel's Tit ,an Kimt inm aeaa." ihr.f . r.1.1 Roan?" thundered A. YYlfatt. "Bv the LonI Harry, Jei, uiu shoot the Colonel's hoss ?" f t iwtn'r ilo nnvthinif else." "The devil !" gwaned the old hunt- "And then," pursued Jed, confident the ioke part of the story must please u;a ft.thie ,-Jim and I proppea til his head back with UU1DC Uf a"" a-- arrdaud left him standing under the trees exactly as if he was alive. tr f i.o t fmnv the Colonel going catcUhim! ho, bo, ho! wasn't it ioke?" , '11.4 tUVuIa iitoatl fell uixn JtK XJ 4k- o . breast. He felt his emp y pocket J!r -7t itl at his rifle. Then in a rueful tone he whispered to "Yes, boys, it's a joke. But if ,.ii !trr f vou do. Sam Bars- tow m skin you alive. By the Lord Harrj-, boys, I've beeu shooting K-f jaa hrwa half an hour, at tunv iw dollars a shot." A western editor, in response to subscriber who grumbles that his ini.lpr&hlv damn, spys: "That bpcause there U so much due on it." TITILLATIVE TRIFLES. it f of at a in a I in Is a pork merchant a doctor because he cures his own hams? A western girl likes to make bread, because it cleans her hands so beauti fully. Why is the earth like a black-board ? Because the children of men multiply ; upon the face of it. Piauos have fifteen different kinds of wood connected with them besides the spruce young women who play. A crusty old bachelor says he thinks it is woman, and not her wrongs, tliat ought to be redressed. A voune man in Ohio recently opened a clothing store and was sent to jail lor iu neason ine not mug store belonged to another man. A man down iu Maine says if he buiULs a house, he will have folding doors "they're so handy in case of a funeral." A chaplain of a State prison was asked by a friend, how his parishion ers were. "All under conviction," was the reply. "Peter, you are such a had boy that you are not fit to sit in the company of good boys on the bench. Come up Iieie anu sit by me, sir." "Why don't more of our preachers makd a distinction between the "fool ishness of preac hing" ami the preach in g of foolishness ? "Man wants but little lieer lelow," says an English drinkist, "But wants tliat a little strong." l itat is w uai a oockny might call an 'alj-tH-aphor- mm. "Where are you going?', asked a little boy of another who had slipped and fallen on an icy pavement. "Going to get up," was the blunt reply. launch's "He smole a ghastly smile." and "Many a wink he wunk." have been imitated by a minstrel wit, who said, "He dneezeu a snoze, anu said I snoze it." In China no man is allowed to wear his beard nntil he has reached the age of sixty years, and he is forbidden by law to grow a moustache until he is a grandfather. A trial in an English court is thus described by a Chinaman : One man is quite silent, another talks all the time, and twelve wise men condemn the man who has not said a word. When you want to say something funny, and are conscious of a complete bankruptcy of wit, when ideas are unattainable, when every other re source fails to get up a laugh, say "Shoo fly!" When an ill-natured fellow was try ing to pick a quarrel with a peaceable man, tne latter said: "I never had a fuss with but one man; he was buried at four o'clock it is now half-past three." At a teacher institute In Iowa, re cently, a lady teacher was given the word "hazardous" to spell and define, and did it in this style : "H-a-z, haz, a-r-d, ard, hazard, e-doublc-s, hazard ess a female hazard." John G. Saxe broke his arm, the other day. Too bad! We hope it hasn't permanently injured his Au mcruu. Lowell Courier. Thanks for your kind condolence; I would write A merry rhyme, in answer, if I might; But then confound the foil ! the very stone That broke my, humerouM hurt my funny bone I J.G.S. On a toiuijstone in Germany there is painted a red ox, with tail elevated and head sunk, evidently on the point of running his horns into a chalk- white individual who is pressed up against a rock. Below the picture is this inscription : "By the thrust of ox's horn Came I unto heaven's bourne ; Ail so quickly did I die. Wife and children leave must I ; But in eternity rest I now, AH through thee, thou wild boost, thou !" A few days ago a man entered an insurance office in Buffalo, and tossing paper on the counter, said to the clerk: "Tliat 'a run out, and I want to Ket it renewed." As the clerk unfolded the document a broad grin spread over his face, and ne inquired: "Are you sure that this nas run out?" "Yes," said the man, "my wife told me it ran out yesterday morning;" whereupon the clerk nan ilea back to mm ins marriage certificate! The Waco (Texas) lucatmncr says that a few nights since, a party of young gentlemen determined to give a fair lady tne compliment of a sere nade. rear midnight tuey repaired to her residence, and soon strains of fairv-like music stole unon the halniv air. After going throuh a choice pro- gramme,-vocal and instrumental, a second-story window was raised and the face of one of Afne's dark-nued daughters protruded. "Look heah,' said she : "missis ain't here, but won't you play the 'Morkin Bird' for me?" One of the earlier governors of New York, who had a much stronger and more correct idea of the dignity of his office than he had of the etymology of the English tongue, visited Niagara some years after the war of 1812, and while perfect peace existed between the nations. After the great cataract had been sufficiently seen from the American side, one of the party pro posed to cross the ferry and get the view from the Canada bank. The governor hesitated, reflected, looked over the river and shook his head. "I can't go, gentlemen," he said, decidedly. The exaculiveot thisgreat state must not voluntarily place him self in the power of the inimy." to Bather Placky. In the last Putnam County Sentinel we notice a proffer by Cort. Ewing, Esq. , to make the fol lowing wagers : SoO that negroes win serve on juries In Putnam county within 90 days. $50 that silver change will be in gen-: eral circulation within 60 days. S50 that there will be women in Congress within three years. - Mr. Ewing believes whereof lie speaks, and is willing to risk his stamps thereon. Who is the bold man to ac cept these wagers? Ex. ! at 1 Problem. The Ohio State Jur. not publishes the following, which is said to be a nut not easily cracked ; In one of the smaller JN ew England tvu-ns an ft front was aDDOinted to sell alcoholic liquors, at a salary of twenty five dollars per annum; newasiur nished with a stock of liquors valued at $57.54, and with $32.19 in cash to com- mence business; aunng tne year ue purchased liquors to the amount of $59.91, and received for liquors sold $102.97. At the end of the year he had liquors on hand valued at fcJi.47. Did he owe tne town or uiu ine town owe him? and how much? The above problem was submitted at a teachers' institute to one hundred teachers, seventy-five of whom gave answers, oniy inree oi wmcu were correct. of old You gain nothing by fretting; you only waste your strength by it. Choose your work, plau as skillfully as you can, put your whole heart into what you are aoout to uo, auu ive the rest to a kind Providence that overlooks not a single one of us. Do you know how many years of your life and happiness are mortgaged by the habit of worrying? And, after all, what does it accomplish ? How does it help you on? How much strength does it bring to you in your labors and exertion? A ruffled tem per all the time throws to the surface the mire and dirt of one's nature ; it does not combine the lest elememts and help them to work together to the best advantage, nut umy me worst, and give them alone all the chance. Bad Bed-Fellows. so old the tne to a - his V. vrwd i n erl v bad ! No tobacco-user is fit for a bed-companion. Heisgiv- ng forth pestilential, vapors iroiu an the pores of the skin. He is an em bodiment of perpetual miasm. The immediate atmosphere Burrouiiuuii; himiainovithlv ininreenated and pol- lntH with tho nonstant effluvia which cmmi'itM from the whole suriace. ne u"''" . m W T becomes a perfect walking distillery of the deaaiy essence, senumg win fumes and vapors iuto the aurnuiil His mouth is the mill uhih orin.u nut the weed, andq his whole body the distillery for the essence. Put a chewer or smoker in to a vapor bath with no tobacco in the room, and in a short time the .'hole room will be strongly scented with to bacco effluvia thnt emanated from his body. Put him into a warm bath and get up a perspiration ; then put that water upon flies or vermin of plants and it will instantly destroy them. . his you at ten a pa-.-a Jeff. Davis still lives. Ata gather ineof Southern writers in New Or leans, a few davs since, the ncayrme says. The most honored guest oi tne occasion was the Hon. Jeuerson v& vis, who has lost none lof the graces of manner and brilliancy of conver sation for which he has ever .been distinguished." ' Beaember to bring your Job work to the Tribune Office where it will be done promptly, and at the same time in good style. xow is the tijie TO EUY CHEAP CLOTHING! Just received a full line of WINTER GOODS! HCAltV MtllK I.OTHI;, CLOTH. CAKMIMF.HEM, JEANS AND TWEEM, . HATS and CAPS And the largest stock of Gent 8 Furnishing Goods IN TIFFIN. 1 also carry on MERCHANT TAILORING. - Relmr a PRACTICAL TAILOR In the business, 1 feel 1 can give Detter saiwiaciiou than auy other uouse. ALL WORK WAHHAKTEBI And satisfaction guaranteed. NICHOLAS DOM ANN, S- Opposite National Hall, Tfffln, Ohio. April L 18t-tf f E YO UK TIOA'E I Buy your goods at a small per cent, at J. II. XIGI1S WANDER'S Grocery and Provision STORE. T nav neither rent or clerk hire, do busi ness in m v own house, and do my own work. I therefore claim I can sell goods cheaper than those who pay hliih rent ana cisra hire. I have a full assortment of FRESH, NEW GOODS Such as are usually kept In a Gr.cery and Provision Store. TEA. COFFEES, SUGARS. SYRUPS, SPICES, RICE. TOBACCO, CIGARS. SNUFF. ORANGES, LEMONS, NUTS, CANDIHS,c. Meats of all kinds. Fish, Salt, Coal Oil si Corn and Oats. l'ay cash for all kinds of Country Produce, such as Corn, Oats, Butter, EKK,Soap, Hags, Ac J. K. JSlUUHWANDKR. No. 34 Perry St, Tiffin, O. H. A. BUSKIRK, Is now receiving a choice lot of Sugars, Coffees, Teas, Which will ba sold low. STONE FRONT. A. & B. Kuebler, Washlnc-ton Si., Tiffin, O., "1 RESPECTFULLY call the attention of IX their friends, and the public in general, to their stock of BOOTS AND SHOES CriBiting of the best Country and City nUWet of all kinds and prices. They have at all tunes an assortment of Boots and Shoes of their own manufacture on hand, which will be disposed of on reasonable terms. Fine Boots, Ladies9 Gaiters, &e, Constantly on hand, and those desiring neat, well-made article, are invited to Kive us a trial. Children's Shoes of every variety and color made to orde. AU work warrant ed. BSPAISIJTU XEATLT DOXBt Leather at wholesale and retail. Cash for hides. A. AB. KUEBLER. Sept. 21, lm-tf. Carriages, Buggies, AND T rilHE undersigned have on hand, and In the I course of construction, a large number of CARRIAGES, OPEN BUGGIES, TOP BUGGIES, COMMON AND FANCY SPRING WAGONS, Manufactured at Republic, under the su pervision of C. OHBOR.f, an experienced Manufacturer, which we will sell at Lowest Rates on Reasona ble Terms t , The very best materials have been selected and competent Workmen employed. e-Tall aad Nee Before Parckaala4T Else aver. F T STICKNEY, C. OSBORN. ItepabUe. O.. March U.-U REMOVED! George R. Huss Has removed his stock of Booh, Pictures, Mouldings, Sheet Music, Fancy Goofc.&r,, To the room formerly occupied by M. Sulli van, opossite the Court lhrtne. Call in aud see him. llo lias a One room, and a nice stock. Nov. 12 13. BTTESSV National Resort Dining Rooms I WARM MEALS! Will be served at all hours." Tea, Coflee aud other refreshment. " I have the SOLE AGENCY for the Cele brated yew York Tub Oysters I C. H. JIALTBT8 reived dally. Prime Can Oysters re- t the Blrfct, Beeesisl Flaar, NatlMal Hal Ml M-TWU NO. 1 BILLIARD TABLES at- " "bTis, 1870-tf A. J. ui tam. HREE-SPR111G a ! SENECA COUNTTS Til K I.A I : i IN SENECA CtHTNTY POSTER, OLMSTED & CO., FOSTOKIA, OHIO. THEY ARK OFFERING GOODS AT II PRICES WHICH ViLL And guarantee every CHEAPER THAN In thedlfferent departments of this House Imported Dress Goods Together with many AMERICAN SHAWLS OF EVERY DESCRIPTION ! Woolen Goods, Flannel, Coverlets, LADIES' CLOAKINGS, RE AD Y-MAD E FOR MEN'S Clothing Made to Order THE LARGEST STUCK OF MILLINERY GOODS! And the very latest styles always A CHOICE Family Groceries, Crockery, Glassware, Queensrae, k, kj order by Mail The Highest Market Price in. Cash, PAID FOR COUNTRY PRODUCE At MAMMOTH STORE KhT ST KuF IS K KIT BY DEFY COMPET1T10H ! article of goods t bo THE CHEAPEST! will lie found a full and complete line of celebrated makes ol FABRICS! Cloth A, Cassl meres, Beavers, Doeskins, OF EVERY VARIETY ! CLOT HING ! AND BOY'S WEAR. and Warranted to Fit! on hand, at the LOWEST RATF-H. STCK OF promptly nlled. FOSTER, OLMSTED & CO., FOSTORIA, OHIO. JEWELRY STORE ! Opposite thefoort House, Tlffln, O- herein their new ri'iui the dnest stock of Jewelry, Watches, Clocks, Silver and Via ted Ware, Ever before, seen toother,? n this city. n1TCMIE$. Appleton. Triu-y A Co.; Eluln ; Waltham ; Ellery. and all other srades of Aneriran, Emchsh and fwbs Watchee in eases of Gold or Silver. The larswt xtork of LADIES' W ATCII KS between Cincinnati and Chtceifo CLOCKS. Seth TImuiuhi', Jerome, and every variety of time keepers. Warranted to the tullmt extent. GOLD 1JE.VA. Of every known reliable Manufacturer. Sitter Jr Plated Ware, Tea Setts, Spoons, K nives. Forks, fc. The largest aud best stork In thectty. Jeicelry. All kinds, all prices, we sell it for. Warranted Just what Spectacles. We make a speciality of ETMUNSON,S PATENT BI FOCAL SPEtTACLES. War ranted to suit every time. Wealao have all oilier kinds of Spectacles, Eye-Glasa, Oug- uli-s. Ac Call and examine our stork. It will IT' you. Nov. 28, lS.-tr. GALLCP A KEN DA Wliolesale and Retail City Bakery and Ccnfscilanafy! James Crawford (Successor to Crawford A SU. HAS his store and Bakery now la the best order fordoing an extensive business. Being, htinelf a thoroughly practical work man, and having ample assistance he is en abled to fill promptly all orders for all kiada of Candies, Confectionery, BREAD, of all kinds, . Craekers, Cakes, Pies, r.. Particular attention paid to orders for Weddings and Parties! All varieties of goods sold at WHOimiK AT EASTZSX M1CIS t A fine assortment of TEAS, COFFEE, SUGAPs And other Groceries. Oysters ! Oysters ! By the Can Diss. LUNCH ROOMS! Fanners will Bud this tuatthe plaee to get a gMMl dinner oraeoiu bile, cveryuuitg nent, clean and cheap Call and AMES CRAWFORD. Feb. 4, 1X70, FUKNITUKE! W. C. MYERS X- BRO., Are now offering a large and well selected Nbx-k of all kiinlnil styles of Furniture, which for durability and nnisn, is not excelled in Northern OhiJ... Our stock comprises Parlor Furniture, .V SETS OR SX.ULE PIECES, Upholstered In Hair Cloth or Rep. BUREAUS, TABLES, BEDSTEADS, CHAIRS, LOUNGES, WARDROBES, DRESSERS, SINKS, STANDS. WHAT-NOTS, PIANO STOOLS, SPRING BEDS. MAT BESSES, EXTEXdlOy TABLES In Ash or walnut, best Table in soarket. Our Goods are warranted of the best ma terial, and workmanship. Give us a call be fore purchasing elsewhere, and see if we do not selp as cheap, if not eiteapar thaa any other place iu the city. Wsre-lMSM Opp. Um Market H Undertaking. Having a line HEARSR, we are prepared to aiu-nit Funerals at all times, and would respectfully request the patronage of those who are in need of such services. . March W, l.-tf. BA CK' A GAIN A T TUB OLD STAND! First. Harness p east oi uiouai k, Marketstrrci. Ex- change Ban JOHN FOORMAN, II A VINO purchaseiffrora Mr. it. HkeedW bis old Saddieand Harness Establish ment, and associated with him his ana, Mr. G. S. Poonoanhe is now ready to receive a call from his old customers. The business will hereafter be conducted nnder the Ins name of geo. . roomnrv & co. We will manufacture all kinds of SADDLES. HARNESS, BRIDLES WHIPS, HORSE BLANKETS, And all other articles usually kept la a Onst-cla- Harness Shop. HMea Waateslt Thankful for favors heretofore, we hope to merit eontlnuaaca of a liberal share of the public patronage. GEO. S. VuoUjiLAN CU. Dec. 10, to A p. L Upholstery and Cabinet-Bare ROOMS. At the Old Stand, nearly opposite the Shaw ban House, Washington Street. D.J.GOODSELL&CO, If ILL continue the above busineMS, ami have on hand a ood assortment of lounge, Tet-teti, Parlor Chairs, Spring, Ked-s Ac, alo Bureaus, Bedsteads, Tables, c which they will sell at the lowest price for cash. H.lvi! a good and competent vpnowhw rontanily in ooreuiploy, we will puswptly aii.l ren.tfnablv renot.!e ami repair Tet-a U-tes, Parlor Chair, sprln in Heals. e. v. J Feb. M. PITO-tr. GOODSEIXACU. Patronize Home Institaibn.s ! JOSEPH YEAGEX1 VSHIoNABLE Shoemaker, over Voll nirt A klirciiner's, lias as good work men as tnereare in " maw make lo order aur kind of , Boots, Shoes r Gmiter In the beat style. No Fit ! No Sale i Repairing Done promptly and neatly. Call and leavw v.kiir me.ure. JOSEPH YEAGEtt. Nov. 12, UH0.-U. BELLS! BELLS! A large stock of SLEIGH BSI.I.S, HORSE BLANKETS, LADIES", BOYS' and GENT'S SKATES, At Naylor's Hardware Store.