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Poetry. CAMPAIGN SONG—THE BOYS IN BLUE ARE COMING. BY J. M. ROE. JR. From the Cincinnati Chronicle. Tiirr'fcrc cofWtis, Mr. Spvmonr, hot of born Id blue, ' Frrfh from a hnmlred tK-lds of war, tho battle- - . fmrrefl and true , Not now with (fic.imins bayonet and roll of mar tini drum. Bat armed with ballot, for tho right, In peaceful rank trmv fom ; To shield the jtarry 11 ig they love, from traitor' hand! ant-w, They are cumin;,', Mr. 8e vmonr, a boat of boy In blue. They are eomius, Mr. Boymour, tho loyal boy In blue: From Value and from New Hampshire, and the Hay Statu over true, From tlio tireen Mountains of Vermont and Lit tle IPiorty's fhore. From the hnavviM.U of Connecticut, tho hardy veteran pour ; A late when Hilling o'er tho land, the newsof Hii inter Hew. Thoy are coming, Mr. Seymour, tin loyal boy In blue. They are coming, Mr. Seymour, tho loyal boy In blue. From New .Iorny and from Delaware, and Mary land ever true ; And from the prnnd old Keystone State, man an ewerinir for m-in. With plelire tor the Star Brigade, th ballot In the hand : To yield the ldlr' meed of praise, to worth and vaior du, They are comiiiir, Jlr. Seymour, tho loyal boy In blue. They are coming, Mr. Seymour, tho earnest boys In bine. From simp and mill and forgo and field, the stead fast and the true. The heron of the Empire fctite, despite her : recreant eon, Whd tnrnn to slenno and mockery tho good Unit hii bean done ; To spurn with wra'h tlio doih's fault, the faith less devils, too, They are coming, Mr. Seymour, Iho earnest boya iu blue. They are coming, Mr. Seymour, tho veteran of the West, From their crand prairie and their lakes, the finest nnci the best. From tlie broad rivers, whose strong wave bjar joyous to the sea The treasure uf tits continent, and tlio trlbuto of tlie free ; To apeak oucu more., In thunder tones, a people's liltfh b-liest, They are comiuj;, Mr. Seymour, the veteran's of the West. They d coming, Mr. Seymour, a hot of boys In blue. Fresh from a hnndred Held of war, tho b.ittlc- worn and true : Not now with gleaming bayonets, and roll of martial drum, But aiuid Willi balloia for the rl,'ht. In peaceful ranks they come, To guard the starry ila-j they love, from traitor' han.'ls anew, Thoy aro coining, Mr. Seymour, a host of boy in blue. T'tcjPA, Ohio. Selected Miscellany. UNCLE BUNCE. " Hk shrill never have a penny," stormed Uncle Dunce; "I will cut lihn off with a shilling." "My dear Bunee," said I, "you have already contradicted yourself, Iu first de nying him a penny, aud then promising him twelve. I never heard you contradict yourself (althon'li often other people) ex cept when in a pission, and that is not the frame of mind in which to sit down to alter your will." " Mind your own business, sir. and leave nic to manage mine," was the prompt and severe rejoinder. - Your business is mine, Nicholas," con tinued ' I quietly, "since we are part ners. "We have been friends, boy and man, for these forty years, and I am not going to permit you to quarrel with mo." "Who wants to quarrel," said Uncle Bunee, peevishly. . " Well, don't ; but I would rather even that should hnppun, than that my old friend should Uo himself such an injustice as to condemn a young fellow, who has no other relation in tho world, unheard your own sister's son, George! I am ashamed of you I ".' "Unheard? Pack of nonsense," sput tered the old fellow. " The thing's as plain as the nose on your face." " Thank you," said I. " However, you may say as offensive things-as you please about uiy nose only don't be unjust to Charley." " I am not unjust. The facts are these I had adopted that bay, and meant to treat him as my own son. Ho has disgraced himself by betting on a public racecourse a sum he had no horiest means of paying if ho lost a gambler, sir, and a cheat, that's what he's proved himself; and I'll have nothing more to do with him." - " You had better inquire into the matter a little further, Jlr. Bruce," said I, with some distinctness of manner; for I liked Charley upon his own account, as well as because be was the only relative of my friend and partner, one of the most sound hearted and grossly prejudiced men with in a mile of the Koyal Exchange. ' There is nothing to be inquired about, Mr. Coe. Even if my lato nephew" (it was just like what his Batterers called his "stern determination" to use that phrase; just like his "infernal obstinacy, say) "yes, sir, even if my late nephew had had the titty pounds to pay, which 1 am sure he had not, I would disinherit him for betting it; and even if he didn't bet, he was on tho racecourse, and that is a place mo nephew of mine should show his face and remain my heir. There is a letter fi'om our Vienna correspondent which re quires your immediate attention, Mr. Coe. And with that, Undo Bunce withdrew himself, into the glass case that is his peculiar sanctum at our office, and slammed the door behind linn. Our firm was Bunce and Coe, and there had been no other member of it, save two, for five-aud-twenty years. We were no relatives (though perhaps not less fast friends upon that account), but I called him Undo Bunce because Charley did, who, until that unlucky Derby day, had been as great a favorite of his as of mine " and here were the young fellow's prospects blighted, and the old man's affections left without nny human trellis-work to cling to, all because some ill-natured busybody, who knew Nicholas Bunco's hatred of the turf, had told him that Charley Thornton had bet fifty pounds to ten against Pal vwra for the Derby, on Epsom Downs. I had no greater love for racing, nor perhaps for Charley, than Nicholas had, but I could make a little more allowance for the follies of youth ; and when I found myself crossed, or even disobeyed, all milk of human kindness within me : not instantly turn sour, as it had done Uncle Bunce's dairy, with the sad effect " have described. He had gone straight Charley upon tho information received ' and said: "Did you go down to Epsom Downs, sir, and bet fifty pounds to pounds against a race-horse 1 Answer Yea,' or ' No.' " And Charley for boy could not have told a lie it he tried had answered : " Yes, Uncle "; Mere the matter ended. . ' " So, now, being convinced that Uncle Bunco was as inflexible as the iron which he dealt, in his resolve to make further inquiry into tho matter, I deter mined to make it myself for both their sakes. I was not very hopeful as to result of thu iuvestlgntion, hut still thought theit might ba some mitigating circumstances, iuj- mo laci .4 u stood looked blacker, it seemed to mo, than ought to do, lrom what I knew of voting fellow. IU was not tlio sort of lad to leave liU duties (ho was a clerk in government olllee) for a scene which knew was especially distasteful to uncle and guardian, and there risk upon single event a sum that ww equal to third ot his whole income. Undo Bunco nu.II.it was true, periled a great more than that proportion of out property iu " operations" in iron, but that was in thu wuv of business, ami u was upon " business habits thai Hut old gentleman prided himself, and f'-r which ho looked " first of all. in others. That Charley should have shirked his work at the Sword , aui Cun Oliieo for a day's pleasure was slu1 of itself almost inexpiable In iimieWyui;' hut that he mould siit-ut that duv on a racecourse- aud there ln tted fifty pounds. the more 1 rooked tho wiiole mutter, iu fact, the worse H iieared for invvoung friend and client ar.d the less dwl I wonder at the lines Uuclrt Bunee'a forehead as ho sat In 4 cucumber-frame, but by no meant as as a cucumber, and snapped the clerks uii so ihirji that Ox-y trembled, to approach 1.14 acu. VOL. XV.I.-NO. 10. PKRUYSnUKO, WOOD CO.,' OHIO, FRIDAY, AU(UJST 11, 1808. $2.00 IX ADVA NCI". ; : us ; the did in I to ten me, the had and la no the I it tho a ho his a a deal all a his have at hp upon his cool When he left the ofllee for the day. as he was accustomed to Uo an hour or so be- fore me, his Junior, I did venture to re mark : " Come, Bunce, you will at least not be In a hurry about this matter of. poor Charley; perhaps 1 may have to tell you something abJtit it to morrow which may cause you to think differently of, him." " You mean well, Coe, and I thank you," said he, gravely. "But I shall see my lawyer to night, and givo him such in structions as will, at all events, prevent my property falling, after my decease, into the hands of the betting-ring." Stern I had often seen Nicholas Bunee, but bitter never. I was glad to seo him bitter, for it was proof ho had been wounded sore, and unless he had dearly loved the lad, Charley's conduct would not hare had the power so to wound hint. Now, where there hss once been Low, there is always room for Reconciliation ; and as soon as Uncle Bunce was round the corner, I took a bausoin to the Sword and Gun Office. It hal been arranged long ago that, on the next evening, my partner and I should dine together at the former's house ; and we did so. At one time, Charley had been asked, but that was all over now, of course. Uncle Bimce had not come to I he city that day, and it was evident, by his wearied and melancholy manner, that he had been occupied in somethiugdistressing and disagreeable ; indeed, I have no doubt that he had been remaking his will. I was not ono whit afraid of tho old gent Io nian, but I was resolved to put a good face upon the matter. " Your good health, Nicholas," said I, as he pushed the claret. to me after dinner, " and Charley's good health." Uuele Eunce started as if ho lnd been stung. "I do not wish to have that youn.cr an's naino mentioned in my hearing, ' observed he. "After to-night you slnl! not hear it, unless you please," said I ; " but I must have my say for this once. I told you 1 should do so yesterday, ana 1 promised him the same last night. Then I shsll have discharged ray conscience ; and if you choose to let your nephew go to the dogs, it will be through no omission of mine. I have neither extenuation nor apology to make for him' " I should tninK not," interposed l ncie Bunee. " Y'our thought U founded, however, upon wrong premises, jxieiioias. 1 nave neither to make for him, simply because ho needs none." " Needs none I echoed tho old man, and although his tone was meant to be con temptuous, 1 thought 1 detected 111 it an acGent of hope. " I mean what 1 assert, old trlen.l, re plied I, quietly. " Tho lad has behaved, I Hi not say as any oilier young man would have behaved in the like circum stances,' for that phrase is often used to excuse an indiscretion, but I 'will say this, and then have done with it : He has be haved as a true eentleman, and (especially) as a gornlmanof buninem, in the whole mat ter. 1 held un the wineglass uetween my eye and the light, and smacked my lips like ono who, having relieved Ins mmd, may now afford to enjoy himself. Lnclo Bunce seemed to gasp lor air. What the deuce I why, you're making fool of me," exclaimed he savagely. Do vou mean to tell mo he did not go down to the Derby ?" " Of course ho did. 1 lie government sent him. " The government sent him! re peated my respected partner like one in a dream. "Just so," said I. "but don t let me trouble you with the particulars oi subiect which I see is distaste ful to you, and about which ou have ciuite made uu your mind. I have now performed my duty iu the mat ter, and there's an end pf it This is good wine. If it's no secret, may I ask what did you give for it a dozen?" "Fifty pounds. Fifty pounds to ten against PalmyYa" muttered the old man. Then : " It's all a lie, Coe," cried he sud denly. " How dare you talk to me about the government sending" Mr. Bunco, interrupted I nrmly, "l will not endure such language You may be as brutal and unjust as you pleafe to your own flesh and blood, but you shall not bully me. I am not in the habit of telling lies. Tho fact is this (if you really wish to hear the fact, and not merely to flatter your own preconceived opinions), Charley Thornton could not have avoid ed But stop ; first answer me one thing. If Messrs. Bar and Bullion had offered you a holiday on the Derby day, when you were a clerk in their office, upon ttnrf condition tnat you would go and see 1110 Kace, would you have accepted it, or would you not t" Well, 1 suppose 1 should, said tnelo Bunce, reluctantly. " No, vou don t ; you aro sure you would von'd havo pone like a shot. Well, that being granted, you and your nephew aro in the same boat. 1 he government gave a holiday on tho Derby day to the derks in the Sword and Uun Ulllce, upon the condition I have mentioned, and all those who availed themselves ot the oner pledged their word to use the opportunity as it was intended to bo used. If Charley, having obtained his day's leave, had not gone to Epsom Down, he would havo be haved unliKe a gcuileman. 1 tat s clear, hone. " iho government ought to he ashamed of themselves !" observed Undo Bunce. "Very likely: but your nephew is not the government, and although I hear from the chief of his department a most excel lent account of the young fellow, it is not likely he ever will be. 1 lius, you see, to begin with, so fur from shirking his duties to tho Derby, Charley only obeyed orders and I have no doubt with great cheerfulness. This is certainly excellent wine." Did the government make him bet fifty to ten pounds against Palmyra t" inquired the old gentleman grimly, alter long silence. " Tho government didn t. but tha Ofllee did," said I, " in this way. There was Derby sweep got up among the Hivordand Gun clerks, as is always the case at every government office j and Charley put in his sovereign like the rest. Perhaps that was wrong 01 nim : nut 11 you never did worse, friend Nicholas, when ycu were a young man, all I can say is, you were too good to live, and I shouldn't fancy you were ever likely to die of Unit complaint." I rose, and going to tlio window that looked out into tho quiet street, threw it up, to iu tho summer air. "Come, come; you'll forgive his putting into the sweep," said " I don't ask you to be generous, but to Just," ' " I roririvol.ini th. d of i.iiiri! but me but I will not forgive him. How is possible that the OW ronl.l b.ivi. !..,! .mv. j-.mK ... u wiui him makiuga bet which, he had lost, ho could nver pay." "llu won it." said I, quietly; "and would have been a most unbimiiu3-liko transaction if he had not laid thu money Yes, Mr. Bunce; you have bitu wronJ throughout this mutter hitherto, and you are wrong now. I say that Charley would havo shown himself unworthy of beim; your relative if he had not laid the odds against Wwij-ra ; and I'll prove il. The case was simply this: Charley drew J'M myrti iu this sovereigu sweep, so that, tho mare had won, he would have received (since almost all tho clerks subserilied it) at least one hundred pounds. His duty, then, aa a imn uf biuiness and not a merely gambling spectator was to make some portion of tnu money sale. He therefore betted fifty pounds ten pouii'U sgninst the rinrc ; if ilia . won, ho would havo cleared fifty pounds by the transaction j and as it was, although she lost, tho astute young fellow managed to secure ten pounds, minus tho sovereign originally invested." " Ah, that was it was it?" said Undo Bunce, Linking, I must say, most uncom monly foolish. " However, you must con fess tint appearances were much against the lad." "Not a bit," said I. " On tho contrary, they aro very much ill his favor. Come to the window here, and judge for your sell; there ho is, at the corner yonder, wsiting for me to whistle for him. Does A.' look like ono of your cunning, hang dog Turfites such ns you hive pictured 111.11, or likely to grow into any such hor rid shape? Unless ho happens to draw a favorite in a sweep a second time which is not very likely I will answer fr him that he will ne er make a bet in his life iignn. Come, sir, you whistle lor uun ; and Uncle Bunco did whistle, as cheerfully as any blackbird ; and as the young fellow ran up, lie Held uts nan.l out tlirougu the open window, to let him know at once that all was explained aud forgiven. And then be came indoors, and something which I had caused to bo privately kept hot for him down stairs for Uuclo Bunce's cook l ived tho lad was brought up by way if dinner, and Undo Bunco and "I and Charley had a merry evening together after all. i'liambcr's Journal. UNCLE BUNCE. An Irishman's View of the Bond Questions. ; Tun Dicatiw Gate reports the follow ing conversation that occurred between 11 prominent. Democrat and uu Irishman of that city, recently. For convenience it designate tho parties as Jark and Pat : Jack How do you like tho Democratic platform? Pat I can't understand it ; would ye be lifter explaining it to ine all about the Bond question ? Jack till, yes, with pleasure. You see the rich men own all the bonds aud tho poor men bnvo to pay for the bonds. Put The divil ye say; is that the way? Jack Yes; and now tho Democratic parly propose to pay off the bonds with greenbacks, nnd thus everybody will bo treated equally. . Put Is that in yer platform ? Jack Not in s many words but that is what it means; nnd now, Pat, I want you to do all you can for our party bring all the boys out to all tho meetings and Pat llould on, Jack; will yer paying the bonds off' iu greenbacks make the poor man as rich tis tho bondholder? . Jack Not exactly ; the bondholder will have his in greenbacks, where we can tax them. Pat Thin there will be all greenbacks, and money will bo plinty, aud we'll git gould for our greenbacks, if we ilect Say mour? Jack No, not exactly; there is not gold enough in the couutry. , Pat Thin we are not to have gould at all. How in the divil are ye going to pay off the greenbacks? Jack A part of it will be paid off by taxation, the money we take from the peo ple for revenue, and stamp3, etc., and as the greenbacks get worn by constant hand ling we will print new ones. Pat I see ; you propose totak. the debt now cartied by the rich bondholders and divide il among these people, rich aud poor alike, by forcing' the bondholder to speud his money for property. Jack Exactly you aro learning fast, aud vou see Pat IIouLl on an idee strikes mo. If tho government debt is all in greenbacks, and thim in circulation, how many cords of 'cm will it take to buy a cord of wood? Jack I cunnot exactly say what they would be worth that will regulate itself. But, by tho by, Pat, could you pay me that little nolo you owe mef It was duo yesterday, aud I need tlio money very much. Pat Yis, I know tho note is duo, and I'll pay ye according t tho Dimmecratic platform. jacii irtirf an you mean f Pat I mane I'll give you a fresh note for the one ve have. Jack There's nothing about giving fresh notes in tho Democratic platform. Pat Yis, ye stiid we'd pay the bond off in greenbacks, and both of them are prom ises to pay of the same government. Ye's givo one promise to pay for onothcr ono, and I'll give you a fresh promise to pay for the one ye have now. 1 he note you havo now eavs ten per cent, interest ; tlia new one will say without interest, and no timo set for its payment. Jack But this is an individual matter, nd tho other is a government matter. Yon honestly owo me, and promised- to pay me yesterday. Your proposition is to cheat mo out ot my money. Pat An' its cheatiu' ve out of your money, is it? An haven t 1 as good a right to chate ye as the government has to chate the widdlcs an'orphans whose money is all in government bonds. I'll pay ye on tlio Jjimmccraiic piauorm 1 Carpet-Baggers. 1 a a let I. bu it it it if to to ljr.d Tiieue Is a great deal of loose talk about ollowingmembersof Congress to represent States in which they were not born, but lue irutu is that It has always been so, aud in this shifting, .uneasy, . enterprising and half-settled country, it is likely to be so for some time to come. We have been a carpet-bagging people from tho begin ning, and the great West owes its very existence to comers who had hags, it is tlie, but were lorced to travel in soarcn 01 Bomethiug to put into them. 1 hen, pray tell us how many distinguished men have been sent to Congress from the States in which they were born? . Tlu great Fer nando Wood, of whom as Representative this city is so justly proud, opened his infant eves in Philadelphia. Brother Ben jamiu saw lit to bo bom in Kentucky. The late Stephen A. Douglas hailed, as an in fant, from Vermont. Daniel Webster, tho pride of Massachusetts, was a son of New Hampshire. Frogtown, Ky., produced Senator David H. Atchison. Tho Chief Justice, always recognized as a regular Ohio man, was a New Hampshire pro duction, and tho White Mountains pre- scntcd Lewis Cass to Michigan. Even the extraordinary Andy Johnson was planted and watered (so to speak) in North Carolina, but it was Tennessee that gave htm his political increase. New York may justly claim (if she sees fit) tho Hon J. 11. Doolittlo as her own child. Didn'l the illustrious Andrew Jackson go (with or without a carpet-bag) lrom South I aro lina to'Tenuessee? Felix Grundy from Virginia to the samo State? Juniea e Polk from North Carolina still to the same State? Geuend Harrism was certainly an Ohio man, but lor all that ho was born 111 irgiiua. ho was Henderson, 01 .mis souri. Our friend und brother, Mr James Brooks, came, carpet bag m hand, trom Maine lo this city, in which he is so be loved and cherished, thus resembling in mie rcsoect Nanolco'.f llonatmrte, who shilling from Cor.-iiu to Paris, proved him Kt'lf tit, mi 1st vlmoiilliuirv ciirnct baugei f the age. Even tin; excellent ami amiabln AVillitu.i Pitt Kesseliden, alheit he is the Senator of Maine, burt upon tlio w orld 1,1 New Hampshire : w hue the Illinois man, Lyman Trumbull, is by birth a Coiun client sprout of tho true nutmeg genus. New Hampshire, too. that excellent nurse of mighty men, presented to Iowa Mr. James W. Grimes. The emi nent Marey came to New York from Miitii'lieuwlUi. Kentucky nourished Mc I U round upon her ample bosom, but lUi nou gets the particular beni tit of hersuo cessl'id lactation. Mr. Edward Bnles, in .Mr. Lincoln b 1 ihliiet, was a irglnlaiuan Lhiliiigftoui MUsourl. p-mnsylvuulapro duced Bingham, of Ohio. Kentucky yielded Baker, of Illinois, Virginia brought forth Blow, of Missouri, Ohi i may claim Hen dricks, of Indiana, r.tid this list of men born in ono place and reaching greatness in another might be considerably pro longed. Even Yancev, of Alabama, was a carpet-ling transfer from Georgia, while John Slidell, of Louisiana, was the valua ble gift of New York. Of tho two men who, at a great historic period, were the most prominent in the Republic, it may be noted that Abraham Lincoln, of Illinois, was born iu Kentucky, and Jefferson Di vis, of Mississippi, in Kentucky. The cry against Northern men who settle in the Southern Stales is the bust dylnjj gasp of the rebellion; thn final ebullition of a hatred which wo believe is destined to pass away with those who childishly entertain in the tt rn of apre (udiee of which the next gncralim will know nothing, or at least f-ol nothing. It was by no means the smallest evil of slavery that it engendered and nourished that petty jealousy with which prosperity is usually regarded by men of failing for tunes. We do not suppeso that the Union will ever bo free from local rivalries, but wo do confidently anticipate the time when, as between the North and South, even these will be free from that smill and suspicious passion with which the slave States havo been accustomed to re gard Northern prorpctity ; and Ibis de sirable consummation emigration from the free States will undoubtedly hasten. Xeie York 1'ribune. Blair or Blare. The name " Plair," belonging to the Silver Spring family, of wb'ch the Demo cratic nominee for ' Vtco-l'rer.ideiit is jr. ! now the most distinguished member, is evidently misspelled. It slmu'd be "J Hun:" 1 Ins is lound m the dictionaries, and, re- rnng to Webster, wc find that it is 11 verb, intransitive, derived from the old Uilpe Uaren ; Teutonic b'arien: Latin Uoro, to cry out, to brawl, to weep; Irish U; or (tor, a noise, a voice. Wo are ul.'.o ln- irmed that "The radical senso is to shoot, or drive forth, or to spread." The linition ol the verb to Biaro or to Blair are given by Wdntcr thus : 1. To roar ; to bellow. I Li'.tle used.'l John i. To sweat rr melt away as a candle. There is also tn cluster s inellonary, substantive Blair or Blare, as " ronr, noise. Lituo used J As 'and sigh lor battle's blare.' fiurioio" The reader at once will sec ho-y nicely' the etymological characteristics of the, word Blair havo been preserved iu the persons and characters of all tho Bla'trs, or Blares, from Francis P. senior, who used to figure under Andrew Jackson, to i rancis 1. lunior, who now ugurcs under Andrew Johnson. There is as much of nolso and roar among tho Silver Spring Blares as there could havo been w hen Dr. Johnson gave his definition of it; and it is fairly to bo presumed that when old Jdo Barlow, author of " Tho Colunib'md," and tho " Hasty Pudding," wrote the line : " And eigh for batllc'8 blnro," he had a prophetic nnd poetic vision of rancis P. Blair, Jr., as an object for which a future Democracy would bo ono day sighing. Tho Blares, however, both noun and verb, are spoken of as little used, even In the timeot Samuel Johnson. Tho Blairs, or Blares, are likely to bo as little used, except for a partisan roar or bellow, by tho peoplo ot tho United Slates, in the timo of Andrew Johnson. I'lnlaiulpltM lluUtUn. , The Course of True Love with a Green Mountain Couple. A quite laughable affair occurred at Paddock's village tho other day, that we thiuk will bear circulation. It seems that young' man of that village, who is in every way respectable, for aught wc know to the contrary, has paid some sligat atten tion to a highly respctublo pirl who was living in tho family of Alou.o Owen. From the sequel we inter these attentions were not disrelished by tho girl, but said Owen had a dillerent programme. Ho had a relative over at tho East village, or somewhere else, that bo proposed shmild "shine up" to tho girl. She preferred to choose for herself, so that w hen the young man hrst mentioned asked her to attend the memorial exercises 011 the 30th ult. with him, sho consented. Alter dinner, according to appointment, tho young man drove up in trout ot Owen s lioure, wnen the said Alonzo came out and ordered him off. While the point of right to the high way was being argued, who should drive up but tho girl's father. Tho first comer then appealed to him, stating frankly his errand, and hoty Owen was endeavoring to thwart his plans, and closed by saying that if the father objected to the arrange ment between him and the g'rl, there was enough said, and ho would leave. Dur ing this palaver tho damsel appeared at tho open window, when Owen s wrath overflowed, and seizing her 110 pusiied lier up stairs and locked the door upon her. V ery soon alter tne scene cnanged. 1 ue chamber window suddenly Hew up, and the girl was seen to spring put upon the ground, full fifteen feet, and run for . the wagon, followed closely by the young man and the enraged Owen, who had early dis covered that "tho bird had flown. The girl sprang into the wagon and seized the lines, where she was soon joined by her beau, but not until Owen had struck him some throe times. As soon as both got into the wagon the horse was Btarted.and, not to be bullied, Owen seized one of tho hind wheels, and, holding it fast, was drugged some distance, until by a thorough applica tion of the whip over bis head, he was in duced to relinquish hi hold, but, by wtiy of a parting salute, Bei.ed a stone weigh ing several pounds ana uuiieti uaiicruicm, which fortuuately hit tho wagon instead of either ot its occupants. J lie young couple then went to tho celebratioiK and w hen thev returnod at night found trom fifty to one huudrod persous in the vicinity of Owen's house, prepared to sec that neither of the plucky couple got the "licking" which Owen sworo no wouiu give mem when they returned. Owen says lie shall sell out and leave town. HI. Jjhnnburij ( v t.) Caledonian. A Slight Mistake. Is aNcw Hampshire town there livid an gnorant, irrdigioiis, ' worthless family, Uansom by name, no' member of which had been seen inside a church within the " memory of the oldest inhabitant." Tho village pastor, aucr years ol uiiure, nad at length "almost persuaded " two of tho younger srionsto promise attendance for one Sabbath; but the fear that they would bo tho subject U' some personal remarks still deterred them. They wero in great lerrror lest they should be publicly up braided for their misdoings, and catted to account for their wickedness. After much exertion their fears wero (piloted, and on the following Sunday tho eyes of thegood pastor's congregation were astonished at the unwonted presence of tho aforesaid lUnsoius. All weul well until the reading of the second hymn, which was the liiiul iar "Blow y thu trumpet, bluw te. Imagine tho effect when, at the end of the line, " Ueluru ye ramoin'd siniu rj home," th cider i f our heroes seized his hat, and, with long strides towards the door, shouted, "Come along hom'i, Bill; knowed they'd tie lUnjiag it l u if wo came here." JV. II pajxr. " m ffT Wade Hampton wys the working men of the bouth uit.-.t vot tin- Deii. tloket or starve. Doolittle and Grant. From the Neenah, Wis., Times, 1st. ltnw. J. N. IIooutti t ln fume mu .troimlv for Seymour nti'l ni'iiin-t l.enorni Urunt flr tlio rrt'M.U'iii'y. VmcH'mfie A-.vifc.i.'. Has he ? Then perhaps it will be Inter esting for tho people to know Mr. D.mlit tie's former opinion of General U. S. Grant, and sec how tho mind of the "earnest man" has changed within a few vears. The following " otilnion " we heard Mr. Doolittle express in Pcttibone Hall in Nccnah in lSi.f, and reported it at the time for the columns of this paper: From ttu N.'onnh Time. Nnvemtwr S, JStll. ATltlllt 'l'K TO (IKNK.IIAI. OIIANT. Hon. J. 11. Doolittle, in hi speech in Xeeiish ou the 'Jlth ultimo, paid a glow ing tribute to the patriotism and military "kill of General U. S. Grant. He said": "The President did not know who the right man was when he was trying Mc l"n llan. Hooker. Meado and others in command of the army of the Potomac, for the war had not vet" developed tho true hero. When tho war broke out Grant was tanning leather in Galena, 111. Ho offered his services to Governor Vales, who did not seo In him indications of great military genius, so he placed him ou bis stall' with the rank of Captain. When tho 'Jlst regiment was organized, be was np pointed Colonel, and assumed command on the 1.1th of .lone, isill, and ho was then considered tho most unpopular Colonel that had been appointed in that State. When ready to leave with his regiment lor the South, he avoided all display and refused oilers ol suppers and honors awarded to other regiments, and ins'ead of taking the curs, give his regiment tho command, 'Forward march 1' and on foot they reached Cairo. When tho regi ment reached tins point it, was consequent Iv fit for active duty. His first command was indicative of the man ho had been marching forward ever since. First on Fort Henry and then on Fort Donelson, when ho was appointed a Brigadier General for his heroism. Shiloh and Corinth followed, showing that Gen oral Grant was fast developing the best military genius in our armies His success at Vieksburg pained him the appointment of Maior General of volunteers. He then marched forward to Chattanooga, when his brilliant success well e trued him his promotion to Lieuten ant General, a grade revived by Congress tor his especial benefit. Ho was then call ed to take command of tho whole United Slates forces, nnd assumed personal super vision of tho Army of tho Potomac. The President had at last found the right man, as his successes in that department prove. lie would relate an incident, showing Grant's foresight and genius : Sixty days before tho Army of tlio Potomac arrived at tho James river, he sent a letter to Slier man, whom ho had left in command of tho army at Chattanooga, instructing him to rest his army on t lie banks ot tlio Chatta hoochie, near Atlanta, on tho 4th day of July, 'and, said Grant, 1 will on that day rest my army on the north bank of the James near Uichmond.' Days passed away the country was electrified by tho grand maneuvers ot Urunt in V irgiiua and tlio brilliant marches of Sherman in Georgia, On tho morning of the -It li id July, Slier man telegraphed to General Grant: ' Last night my army rested on tho Chattahoo chic!' On tho same day General Grant replied: ' Last night my army crossed the James ! It would bo impossible to describe the solemn, earnest, eloquent manner of the Judge, as ho related tho closing Incident, iu low, clear, musical tones, or to depict the elieet on the largo audieuco who listen cd to it. A breathless silence had prevail cd during its delivery, but no sooner had tho hist words leu the lips ol the spcake than the immense crowd, swelling with emotions of pride and affection for our able General, burst forth into applause that fairly shook tho building, unu re echoed again and again throughout the hall. Wo havo never beard abetter turned point. nor one met w ith wilder enthusiasm. "Something that Chinks." i T11R paper mill and printing press otherwise tho grcenbaek-plank in the Tammany Platform, is sadly demoralize ing tho Democracy. It is no longer the bond of uuity, but tho npplo ol discord. It has begun to bo found out that tho poo plo have some sense, and aro able to un dcrstand that tho reason that greenbacks are not worth as much as gold is because there aro loo many of them ; that when tho paper mill and printing press aro put in motion manufacturing more greenbacks, for any purpose, tho value of tho whole will bo lessened, so that you havo only to pursue the process to destroy their value altogether which will be un effective way to repudiate tho debt into which it is pro posed to convert the greenbacks, -j ne de moraliza.ion on this subiect has already made such headway as to defy tho skill of the doctors ot 1110 party, r or instance Thursday evening hu.t, in Brooklyn, was a Seymour and Blair ratillcation meeting winch, according to tho itorl", was " triumphant" affair. The principal speak er was Hon. S. S. Cox, formerly of Ohio, a personal as well as political friend Mr. I'eudloton, and prospective candidate tor Congress in tho District where lie ro sides in New York city. About "the finances" lie had little to say, but that lit tie was emphatic and significant, the following being the choicest tiart : But it (tho debt) should bo paid. It should bo paid by an extension over fair period ot time, "according to the letter and spirit of the laws under which it was contracted." I would (r.s the Demo cratic platform say) pay it in "lawful money." Lawful money, to Democratic memory, means oinetiin(thateMiikn;'Kni us that part of tho debt about which there is much useless logomachy iu Congress, aud such lucid equivocation in both platforms, is not likely to mature for some time I would not anticipate. Cer tainly for its payment as for other reason, wo aid never kim anotui4 dullar af irre UeemMe, tUbaitchiny, tlattic (fretribar.k cur rency. Moving 011 toward gold and silver as the standard of all values, and in the interest of labor and commerce, we should do as Horatio Seymour proposed in his speech of tho 11th ol March last, "De mand a policy of peace, order and economy, and by gaining that, lift up the National credit. Help tho tux-payer, and do justico to the bondholder, and thus make our currency us good as sterling coin." A fairer or squarer backing out from tho greenback idea with which tho party started out with a llouribh, there certainly could uot wdi bo. Mr. Cox is not a re ruidiationUt. evidently, for he says distinct ly that ho ' vtndtl never inue another dollar of irrttleenviUe, iklxiufhi nff, slantie greenback currency" a. position in the very teeth of that taken by Mr. Pendle ton only a week before, in favor of immediate isstiu of $300,000,000 more greenbacks. He would pay iu nothing that is worth less than "skrUtnj coin," and Mr. Seymour is quoted lo support tho proxsltioii. - Is Mr. Seymour then tho side of tho " bloated "bondholders?" i it after all the Democratic doctrine pay in gold "something that chinks?" To this position the party is evidently comiiu'. At any rato stampede uud dcmoriiliz'tlion have ub'euily commenced. J'ittalturyh Ciimiurciul, X'th. I An old painting, which an American tourist ut Paris purchased, a few weeks ago, for a few scudi, turns out to be one l'ictro Peru gl no master-pieces, which was supposed to have been destroyed tit conflagration in the sixti enth century. is wuiOi, ut least, a thousand time much us tin American tourist paid for It. VARIOUS ITEMS. of a on to of a It a TrrtKKY has lost -10,000 men in Crete. Apmihu, Fauraci'T Is said to be a millionaire. CiucAoo consumes 18.100,000 gallons of water daily. Stckkino plugs of tobacco with sheet ead is tho latest swindle. Sin UoiikiitNapiku's title w ill be Baron Napier of M agitata. Ax upright trunk, which resembles a bureau has been Invented. lirsKiN spends the Income of tils three millions on charity. Mils. Ciiahi.ksSi'mnku is boarding with a private family at Lenox, Mass. Tub electric fluid recently killed fifteen sheep Iu Oxford, N. H., at ono "strike." A ton of collar paper. It Is stated, is made daily alone mill in Piltslleld, Mass. Tut? Kansas State Fair will be held at Leavenworth, September '.".I to October 'J. Fiianck lias fined on omnibus driver or calling Imperial troops "paper sol diers." Boston owns $1.1,00(1,(100 worth of parks, which amount is gimier than the Ity debt Ovku thirteen huidred steamship voy ages a year are made between England and America. Al l the parlies arrested in Ireland lin er tho suspension of tho A.iV.u eorixt have been released. Tilt tank of a soda bottling establish ment at St. Paul exploded recently and killed two nu n. Moiik than a thousand spirit and to bacco smugglers wero convicted in Great- Britain last, years. Wiiitu gloves are proscribed In polite European society ; pearl and orange color gloves aro prescribed. Et.i.A l.uowNiN'ti, a Cincinnati servant girl, has fallen heir to $10,000 by the death of a Liverpool uncle. Tun Prime Minister of King 1 hi odore asserts that the Abyssinian monarch bad an elder son, who is yet alive. Jamks Kt'ssKi.i. LowKi.r, is said to be the handsomest of the American poets. Ho is fifty, and does not look more than thirty. Mu. EowAiip Ciirucitltx, aged one hundred years, walked two miles to church, in Erie county, Pa., Sunday, July 2111 11. Watkuikii placo visitors noti.'o that pipe smoking Is increasing as cigars de crease iu quality and grow in price. Since tho beginning of summer, there have been sixty-live suicides in New York, and tho suburban cities about eight a week. Litti.b Daisy's mother was trying to explain to her the meaning of a smile. Oh, yes, 1 know," said the child, "it is tlio whisper of a laugh." A mono tho latest inventions is a rubber bath-tub, about throe feet in diameter when spread out, which can easily bo stowed away in a lady's satchel. Qi'KKN Emma, of tho Sandwich Islands, is quite active in soliciting and distributing relief to the sufferers by tho Into volcanic eruptions in that country. It has been discovered that coal ex posed to tho weather loses, in nine months, lllly per cent, ot us value as niei, and nearly as much gas making material. Twei.vb hnndred bales of hay were purchased in Now York, recently, for Liv erpool. This is a now article of export. Tho drouth in England is tho cause of the movement. Mits. M.vny RntuiNPi.Rit, of Rochester, N. Y., was lately arrested on charge of roasting the hands of her adopted daugh ter, for the offence of stealing a pocket book. Tiru Milan Gazette announces iho ap proaching marriage of Menotti Garibaldi with a young lady named Italia Bedes- chini, born at Smyrna, but now residing at Padua. A i.kttkk directed to "Miss Bessio T., Watcrbury, Ct. I don't know her mime, but sho is tho prettiest little girl in the city," is bothering tho worthy postmaster at that place. Tun Lowell Conner says 0110 n tho thirteen professional boot-blacks of that city has accepted a challenge from a Boston "shiner" to compete for the championship of tho State and a prize of $20. - A am.n was recently born in North Colubrook, Mass, which had but ono finger, all told. Tho child was otherwiso perfectly formed, but ono hand had only a single linger, and thu other nolle at all. Tmc editor of tho Auburn Advertiser boasts of having been presented with "the veritable hatchet with which George Washiugton chopped tho cherry tree and didn't tell a lio to Lis papa about," An Englishman, describing ft wonderful parrot hanging in a cage from the window of a house which he oltcn passed, said " It cries stop thief ' so naturally that every time I hear It I always stop. A company has been chartered, under tho title of tho American Hard Rubber Company," who propose to build road wagons, and other vehicles, of rubber at about one-half the price piid for wooden ones. Coi.onrt, Edmund Rick bus inveutcd wbut he calls a new bayonet, but what is in fact a trowel, intended to enable infan try to intrench itself rapidly. Two hundred tentative trowels aro in course of construction at Springlleld. Empehoh Fiiancis Joskth stipulates in the contract respecting the property ol Carlotta, made with the King of Belgium, Unit if tho uufortunato princess ever re covers tho complete use of her mental faculties she shall not visit Vienna, Providence has n colored boy, aged thirteen years, who for a few cents will tuko a mouthful of glass, chew It up fine and swallow it. He says he has followed tho business since ho was nine years old and can keep fut on it He ought to liuvc a pane in his stomach by this time. .. At Cornish Flat, N. Y., recently, streak of lightning ran down a tree and went into the earth, tearing open a hole from which a stream of crystal water has continually bubbled since. The stream runs from a yHw hitherto dry and near w 11K.U no wuiur was supposou to exisi. Accoupiho to .the statement of Dr. Lotheby, the dally consumption in London is uliout 4,200 tons of fish, 4,500 sheep, 700 oxen, 00 cows, 4,001) pigs, o,000 clilekens, 1 000,000 or oysters, and about 100,000,00(1 of loaves of bread weighing ono pound each. Nbwi.y set trees may bo protected from tho beat of summer by covering their trunks with ropesmade of freshly cut grass or clover. It is a good plan to moisten the wrapping occasionally it tho weather very dry. Ciiinrhk printer nro employed ut the compositor's cases of tho two English miners published iu Hong Kong, und at tain wonderful rapidity and accuracy their work, setting both reprint and manii script with facility, but without under standing a wojlof what they aro working upon. PkoW.k say that they shell peas wncu they iiiiHhell them ; that they dust fumi turo w'uen they uudiist it, or take the dust from it: that thev husk corn hen they tiuhtibk it ; that they skin acalf when they unskln it ; that they scale a fish when thev upscale It. M my men sny that they weed tin lr g irdi in win u llidr W' dr, it them. : A i.knti.I'.m n of Vlm land.N. J.,hns In his garden a grapevine which was fct two years ago last spring, mid bus mmlo a very remarkable growth. It U more than tlt'iy feet In length, with tendrils running in every direction. It is estimated that there aro on the vino more than ore thousand perfect clusters of grapes. The extra growth Issiipposed to be from the fact that sink water has been applied to the roofs from day to day Bom s l.welry mnkers In New York have a new trick. Thev havo been mak ing " fine gold watches" which they sell at a profit for fifteen dollar, hut aro so well cilcitlated to deceive that they dis pose of them by carrying them to pawn tirokers nnd obtsin easl! v a loan ol from $35 to $:til. It Is said that nearly every pawnbroker In the cily lias been victim ized at least onen by 'this swindli. Thi watches aro really worth about five dol lars. A coitw:spoNPi;NT of the New York Timfs states, for the benefit of hydropho bia victims, that it litis been discovered in America that horseradish and sweet, oil a tahlosp'vinful of this mixture as often ns It can bo swallowed and retained on the stomach, together with a poultice of the same over tne wound lias proved a prompt nnd perfect euro for this appalling malady In several Instances indeed, all In which it has been tried so for a known. Tiik silk-worm disease, the disastrous results of which aro much complained of by the silk-growers of France, Is found to proceed from the presenco of monads and other organ!, 'd beings in the intestines of flic worms, caused by bad digestion. Tho same animalculre aro found in a fermented pulp of mulberry leaves. Whole breeds of worms aro destroyed at oneo by this dWeiifc. Tiik latest, case or female authority comes from Newbury port, where there is a rooster that has hatched and is rearing a brood of chickens. Tho bird was asso ciated Willi a hen, and badly henpecked. After the ben had been sitting a few days some weeks since, sho Kit. tho nest and drove the malu to lu r place, whero lie continued lo perform her duties until nil tho chickens appeared, and then took tho solo charge ol thim. Ol.- course every Intelligent person on this henii-plu re knows that Boston pos sesses u great organ; but few can realize ils immense li.c, or great capacity to at tract dust until they read tho following from the H vslon journal of Suturday; " Persons who aro sometimes annoyed by dust upon the great organ at tho Music II. ill arc probably not aware thnt it takes six or seven men nearly a week, and in volves an expouso of upward of $100, to give tho instrument a single thorough dust ing. Tho operation has been gouo through with this week." Tiik New York Olitnver tells of a clergy man whoso horso died of hots. Some of the worms wero put Into spirits of turpen tine und oilier fluids commonly f ilul to vermin, but they wero not at all affected. They were then put iu the juice of tlio common potato, and died instantly. An other horso In the sumo neighborhood was suffering severely from hots, when a quart of potato Juice was poured down his throat, which soon relieved him of his p.tin, and a continuance of the treatment effected a permanent euro. Livkhi'ooi, has a good local story of a tiger which escaped from a menagerie and terrilled tho suburbs for Boinn hours. In one outlying district a man who had "lost the use of both of his legs" bad sat for 20 years ; 11 sturdy, Blunted vagrant, making 11 good thing out of his infirmity. But iu au evil hour for his professional profits tho road where he bad taken up his seat for a score of years was on llio morning of tho tiger'.s escape tho scene of a tierce stampede. Down it poured pell-mell, men, women, and children, at full speed, screaming with terror, and crying out, " The tiger, the tiger t" Tho cripple had heard thu news of tho tiger's escape, and now fear lent him legs, or restored his old limbs ; he started up, threw awuy tho big bowl on which ho had sat doubled up every day, aud, with an energy that loft nothing to bo desired, ho bounded down tho road, ami soon outstripped ull compe titors. Tho tiger was caught; but tho "cripplo" was never seen again, at least in that neighborhood. A Naw Yoiik firm have lately invented and patented a most amusing and ingen ious toy. It cons'sts of walking horses, dogs, and children. These little creatures aro formed of wood, china und iron, and so accurately nnd aitistictilly aro they put together that tho motion is perfectly life like. They arc made in all patterns, boys and gir.'s drawing wugons, horses to car riages, und dogs running wild. Tlio machinery which moves theso toys is made entirely of iron, and so stronglv put together Unit It will last for years Many of them aro supplied with clock works inside, and on being wound up will move of their own accord, while with others tho motion is produced by a child moving tho liltlo carriage to which tho figure is at tached. They move ut nny gait desired, and the horses pace, trot or run at the opt ion of tho operator. net her tins in ventlon will ever no nny practical o-nem, other than to amuse the liulu ones remains to be seen. Tlio firm, however, are build ing a horse on this plan, of about twelve hands high, to be run liy steam, and wnicn will bo thoroughly tested in every way, with a view to ascertaining 11 11 can uu made useful for fanning purposes or other wise. A Prominent California Democrat Declares for Grant. is in fur P. 11. Sibley, a member of tho Stale Central Committee of the Democracy California, resigns his position in that committee In tho following letter, which wc commend to the consideration 01 al. thoughtful men of his party : Uulk'iiiuu of tlie JUuruoorutic Slulo Central Coin uililui: : I would bo doing violence to my own feelings, and guilty cf unfair couduct to vou, did I continue longer to share your counsels and possess myself of your plans iu tho coming political campaign, in sen timent and sympathy lam no longer with you. My judgment neither approves the platlonn ol principles put lorm uy me New York City Convention, nor does my sense of duty to tho country Justify me aiding to advance Horatio reymour 10 :ne olllee of President of the United States. In reineinlM ring that 1 am a Democrat, I cannot forget I owe a higher allegiance to the American Union. I should bo glad to remain in the Democratic party, could I believe that ill doing so that I am not sacrificing those principles of patriotism lliul uro nigucr uun uoner man any sei.u inuiil of mere party fealty. I believe that the war was inaugurated by tho South, tho Interest ol slavery. 1 Uiu vo lliul was the duty i f tho i'jovcrnmeiit lo resist the heresy ot secession by arms. 1 believe tlio calling out of troops, the draft of sol diers, tUc prosecution of war against bellion, was constitutional und uocessary for U10 preservation of 4 lie Republic. believe tho emancipation of blaves was iHcessiiry and unavoidable as a war meas ure. 1 believe the creation of a national debt grew out of tho exigencies of the long coiilinued and di sperale conflict. I believe tho issue of paper currency was uu incident to the struggle. I believe that national debt should bo paid to the dollar in coin of thu national mint, that no form or measure of repudiation consistent with iiutioimj honor. 1 am opposed to the taxation of Govern ment bonds us a breach of covemMit made with thu bondholders, and I urn opposed paying those bund with currency insual ' '.'1 .? 'L-'-'-'j of gold. I am not in any degroe rearm 1 . negro supremacy, nor do I bclicva inn a to' tho negroes ore conceded their Jdst rights under tho law there will bo any danger of elevating thftrt to n fociaI equality with any superior race. I 4 and havo ever liecn opposed u. violence, nnd I never will cast my vote nor uso my Influence to Advance to high honortr J any man who, as Governor of a great Commonwealth, could fraternize with a mob or tncmrage opposition Ut Just law, j or who, when the nation needed Its lart man to put down the rebellion, could, by opposing the draft, put himself and the-1! State In hostility to tho General Govern- . ment. " I could have supported a War Democrat like Hancock or Hendricks. I could sup . port a Republican like Frank P. Blair, Jr., ( your candidate for Vice President His , early stand for tho rights or tho black man; his opposition to slavery; his bnl- , bant war record, commencing in tho streets . of St. Louis and ending In Hherman a march through Georgia, I approve, but 1 cannot sustain Blair without sustalnirR Seymour, I feel In duty and consctcnco 1 compelled to vie for Grant and Colfax. , I shall expect the bitter animadversions , of all who love the Democratic party bet ter than they live their country. I shall) expect to havo my iivtivesquesiioncd and -my honor impugned. I shall expect to bo assailed by partisan malignity, and to havo heaped upon me Bti unlimited amount of personal abuse; hut conscious of the recti tude of my motives, and in the confident belief that I am but doing my duty, I have deemed it proper to resign my position aa a member of the Democratic Mute Central Committee. I, therefore, respectfully ten-, der yon my resignation, gratefully rcmem-. bcring our past pleasant relations, and ntertalulng It you i-ll only kind personal feelings. 1 am, very rc:peotfuily, gentlemen, ' P. H. SIBLEY SAN FRANCISCO, July 13, 868. What a Southern Man Thinks. Wr. arc permitted to make tho pillowing extract from 11 letter written by one of the ablest men in North Carolina, nnd indeed without a superior in his department in the United Slates, llisloglc is irrcslstablo. When the author is known, it will add ten thousand votes of peace-loving men to tho Grant and Coll'.ix ticket : "Many say rather than submit to let the negro vote and hold ofllee, we arc for war. I say no, 'let us have peace.' The last waf nearly ruined us ; another will finish the Job. Tho New York Convention proclaims ' tho Reconstruction acts of Congress un constilutiom.l, revolutionary, and void, omitting tlio word null, lest It should raiee unpleasant reminiscences of tho days of nullification, when il required the strong arm of Jackson 10 keep us out of war. If the nets of Congress aro nM amt txnii, M are the reconstruction measures of Andrew Johnson, and it still follows that tho ne groes are slaves. But il is said secession and slavery are dead issues. How or why? Admit, however, that, tho only purpose is to deprive tlio IVecdmen of tho right to vote and hold olllee, can that be done with out civil wary History furnishes no in stance iu which four millions of peoplo have been reduced to vassalage aud de prived of all politiud rights. It is against tho order of nature. They say we arc going to do it by the ballot, not by the bayonet. How? Tho frcedmcn have now tho right to vote. If they do votr, tho Constitution cannot bo amended. To keep thom from voting it will be necessary to act practically, on the doctrine : tho Re construction acts aro unconstitutional, null and ciiZ. Those who advise such a course are nullillers, and their success ren ders war inevitable. It is absurd to talk of tho peaceful success of their schemes which require tho colored man to resume his shackles and the existing Stato govern ments to surrender to tho revolutionists." A'orlh Carolina titamlard. An Actor's Romance. Ouk old friend, Tom Plucide, so kindly remembered by uiauy of our people as the founder aud originator of the Varieties Theater, hns astonished his numerpus friends by appearing iu an entirely new and serious character, that of Benedict. No event, no metamorphosis Could he more unexpected to all wlio aro iainuiar with our old friend's peculiarities. Eccen tric as he always bus bcon, the matrimo nial venture is iinout 1110 nisi ne couia ever bo suspected of. It is still more re markable that this momentous step on Plaeidc's part Bliould bo marked by cir cumstances of a peculiarly romantic char acter. Forty-two years ago, when Plucldo was a gay und handsome young nctor, he had a Fovo affair with a very agreeable young woman. Cruel poverty prevented the re ulizution of tho hopes of the loving couple, and compelled a separation, which has continued for over forty years. Meantime tho lady married very respect ably, and Tom, true to his first love, be came a confirmed bachelor, and almost a woman hater. His habits and tastes had entirely estranged him from all sympathy and intercourse with the fair sei. Fish ing, hunting and a great appetite for old books and antique notions supplied all romance and sentimentality in his nature uud character. Though a great humorist and most popular comedian, his profession has always been distasteful to him. Nothing but absolute uece&uty could ever draw him upon the stage. Of Lite this repugnance to ids profession has greatly increased, in consequence of which Tom's resources ran down very low, though his many kind and warm friends were always ready to assist him. In this condition, of his affairs the lady of his old love became a w idow, and after a reasonable period of mourning, hoar ing of tho lonely and narrow circumstances of Plucide, she sent for him and offered him as a gift and memento of their former re lation a half of her fortune, which was a very handsome one. To this offer he, with much gratitude, demurred, and, after some discussion und reflection, solved the ditllculty by proposing to marry her on the spot. The ceremony was accordingly per formed, and the happy conple have re tired to a pleasant country scat to spend their houeymoon. Previous to this, how ever, tho ; punctilious old fellow enjoyed tho (to him) exquisite happiness of giing around to see all his friends and creditors, and of repaying the various loans, favors and kindness he had received from them iu his day of poverty and distress. And now our good old friend may psss the re mainder of his days in peace and quiet ness, indulging to tho full extent his pas sionate devotion to tho pursuits of old Izuuk Walton. New Orleans Times. The Josh Billings Papers. iu in it I evil the lust and is to llu that will fuller good advico, iz a greater man than he that giveth it It l human to trr, but devilish to brag 011 it. ... Blessed iz ho who huis a big pile, and knows how to spread it. . Tho minds ov the young tre easily trained ; it U hurd work to git an old hop vine to travel a new polo. 1 don't hanker after bad luck, but I had rather run the risk ov it than trust too much in tho protl'essions or men. . , , Just in proportion that a man it thank ful to Heaven, and hir naber, Just in that proportion i he happy. v- ll iz a dredfiU flue tfiliigtOwhipaynttng onejist euuff, and not enuyhuoro. lmkc it that tho spot iz lokutod jit where tdlcir pide entls and their mad begins. , ' . ' Blescd iz them who have no cVfe' for a key, nor ear for a knot hole. t" A man should learn tewlie-a jrootl ser vant to himself before he iz 111 to buss others. l . Tho more exalted our slaahuu, the more conspikous out. virlews, just as a rich satin adds lo the biilliucy ot Juwel. Blessed are the single, fox they can double at leisure. If yu want tew learn, a child to steal oats iu thu bundle make him beg out uy you every thing you fiv him. . , There is nothing so diltlknlt fur the Utt uv us ez 10 gei iuu approval uy our own conscience. 1 Blocked u he who kan pocket abuse and feul that it iz no disgrace to be bit by a dog. Puuiilunent, tew hit the Bpot, shouJ4 he few, but red hot. Happyness coiuflsts In beln' pcrfi ktly satisfied with whalVe huv got, "d what we hliillt l,r,f