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EPITOME OF THE WEEK. EPITOME OF THE WEEK. Condensed from Telegrams of Accompanying Dates. Wednkrdat, Deo. 18.-The , appoint ment of Mirsriull JcWeft a Postmaster Gen. erai hM necn connrmoa by the Ring KaTalaua fat format jr '7nll.a)t Grant top th ( Mh (jjcfarl midnight loaJthl JQ Jth 4 eral has been conflrmod by the Semite.... ra formally presetted to .A lUth' fire' ftrblte out In Flvmploii street, Boston, which ,Wal BtautMIUedj antJl,.everl large ware. boue6 and ,the lr pontonti , were )mrned. About four rfclook on the morning of the 15th threo other alarms were sounded la the Immediate neighborhood, In Wareham street, where Marks frvV th-Mrev(ou7llro hd PiUttfi InpCf'o.flVvdj by tho flrtmfrt. 'Owing t vf6 thV!n,iiit)'uV(1ble'natiiro of the building in whleh t ti It) IiimI lire started the flumps pread In alf Hirectlpn'innd lu ,'k short time WarUltmi street J Wad '" alfhost V entirely devastated, everything being swept awsy that lay In the path of the fire between the point of starting and the wharf,! except a large piano factory. The loss from both fires is variously estimated from 000,000 to $750,000. ""Irrrrlng the pTOgrcstr Tf -The eotifliYgratlotnii Boston the neighboring city of Charlestown suffered a loss of $150,000 from lire Two men, named Mosher and Douglass, were shot on the 13th at Bny Ridge, on Long Island, while committing a burglary. Mosher was Instantly killed. Before he died pouglnss made a statement that Mosher was concerned in the abduction of little Charlie Ross. The "( two. burglars, have since boon identified, !' t and there teems no doubt that they knew of 1 the whereabouts of the stolen child. ' t f .. . .At l)es Moines, Iowa, early on the morning ' of the 15th, Charles Howard, sentenced to im prisonment for life for the killing of John Johnson, was taken from Jull by a party of disguised men and banged to a street lump post. ' --- .- ... .- .--.. . Thursday. Decs. -17. The German Commission for the Centennial Exhibition at ,. . Philadelphia has already been appointed. .', t)r Jacobl is made President.. .. A terrible " 1 storm has been rnglng In the Bay of Biscay " for eight days, and still continues. The loss of vessel property and human life is very great ....The Pacific Mall Steamship' Company's I , affairs are being investigated in Washington - by the- House Ways and Means Committee ".""J.;. '.The President and Cabinet Ministers rc , "turfied the visit of King Knluknua on the 10th " . . .Mayor Cobb, of Boston, was reelected on the loth by 18,000 majority.. ..A report from Indian Agent Rrlgliam, dated Nov. 25, from the Cheyenne River Agency, states that he was In pursuit of white men going to the Black Hills. rFti4Y, Deo. 18. A London dispatch of the' 18th says Bismarck, weary of the op P petition Whntl -encountered in the Relchs. tag, had tendered his resignation ns Chan ciiilor of the, Empire, which the Emperor ftfusefl to receive. He nfterward conferred with the "leaders of the Ultramontane party "''fegardiiig the future conduct of affairs in the f i Reichstag'; and an understanding was se--1 cured.; . .UKiit.-Com. Cusbing died at Wash " ' ' Ington on the 17th, In the Insane asylum, of Which be h id been an inmato about two weeks .... Wm. M. Tweed was before the New York Oyer and Terminer Court on a writ '. of hubeai corpm on the 17th and his ; . case - was r finally adjourned to the 22d and lie : was remanded to prison.... " ' ' A Philadelphia dispatch says a gentlo " 'man attending the spiritual seance of ,', ,Mr. TTolinesttnd his wife, at which the noted , . spirit Katie King was wont to appear, had -. traced the supposed Katie to a boarding - J House, and, after long-continued effort, peri suaded her to confess the deception she had ' been practicing and to produce the gauzy dresses . she ..wore at the ' manifeshi- , tactions. The , ,productioii . of i a letter ' With ' large quantities of iewelrv. etc.. ! fhutbad been presented to Katie at seauees ,, ,. Induced Robert Dale Owen and Dr. Childs, , - . two loading Bpirltunlists of that city, to pub- - . lish and repudiate the swindle.... The Hon. i - John B. Rice, bf Chicago, member of Con "" gress from tlie' First Illinois District, died at ' Norfolk, Va.,. on the 17th.... The , Hiesisslppi Legislature met at Jackson , o the 17th. r In his message 6ov. Ames j claims that the recent Vlcksburg troubles were brought about by violent white men for ' political purposes, and says: "At this mo 4 ,' tncut . the State ' and county authorities are successfully resisted, and the free action of officials is impossible." He closes by request ing the Legislature to take steps to arrest the . i insurrection in Warren County and prevent , similar occurrences. ..Saturday, Dec. 19. According to the '- latest acconnts from the famine in Asia Minor many persons were dying, and thou--. sands more would die unless help reached , ' them..",. .A Washington dispatch says that s according to returns received from Mississippi " ',-byAtty.- Gen. Williams afluirs in that State were in a deplorable condition. It IS' "stated tnat at the" city election l't In Columbus, on the 8th of December, much intimidation was used, and many assaults "v.- were made.. ..A New Orleans dispatch says . the Returning Board has decided upon re. '" turns from twenty-three parishes, besides tho ' First and Second Congressional Districts, and will promulgate them. These give in the House: Radicals 33, .Conservatives 37.... The students of tho Central Boys' nigh ' ' School, In New Orleans, appeared at the Lower '" Girls' High School on the 17th, to compel the removal therefrom of a number of colored pupils. A committee of five eutered the 'school and stated, the purpose of their ' 'visit," threatening to uso force if nec essary. All the colored girls present promptly and quietly left the building, Cttud . tUe boys returned to their own school.. It was believed the School Board would establish an Additional High School for colored children, thus obviating further H (trouble . . The Minnesota State Grange met at Mankato on the 17th, about 400 members .of the Order being .jpreicnL. The address of Grand-Master Parsons .shows that 143 Granges have been organized In the 8tate during the year, making a total of over 500. The election of officers for the ensuing year resulted in the .... selection of Seth Adams, of Wright County, ..or Grand Master; Ebcnezer Ayres, Grand , Lecturer; T.T. Smith, of 8t. Paul, Secretary; L. Hoyt, of St. Paul, Treasurer. t Monday, Dec. 21. Count von Arniin ' ;' has been sentenced to three months' lmprls !'( 'onraent. Both the Government and Von ,'. Arniin have appealed the 'case to a higher -. .court. ...It is reported that Bismarck has re- i celved from the police information of a fresli ' plot; against hi.) life .... The Lon don Morning Standunl has a dispntch , from Spain reporting the total du. feat and matlnit of the Republican Gen. " Loptr. Domonqucz, in Catalonia, by the Cur r lists under Trlstuny, with heavy loss In killed '" and ' wounded. .According to WsBhlngton (idisjtih(i8 .of the lUth Irwin's , testimony in regard to the ..disposition of the ; $160,000 of Pacific Mall money , is to the "'effect that he spent "It; In WashlHuton ta secure an additional eubbldy, but ho re a fuses to state to whom be paid It. It. is de ,nlttred that Irwin will Ihj sent to Jail and kept .j . there until he will testify as to who were the ' recipients' of tho" mouey,.'.,Tho' new mill.. Jdgm. rceenlly constructed at Haydensville, ,iasn,, toi take Hie plana of the reservoir m, which broke and devastated that valley u)st sprlngj gave way on the morning of itVeJlOth, ; the rushing water sweeping i'vr7tu'nf hefore lt . It is thought no lives , .were los(. ...At its recent session the, Mln ,nesata State Grange resolved that the pres ent -State law for the regulation of rail ""road's Is estpepslvti and useless to the people ,u I and 'vexatious to" the' rouds,'and Us re. 1 jP hj demanded ; . and, lu t the . ame of TSO.fWO ' yo-rs, , the ' Granger dumund the " passag'e of'' a, tyw that shall . guajautee erjftfp' traispC-.rtVon; foj the productions of thewiu, especially wheat..,.,At New Or. leans-oil the" 18th the boys of the High School Tere(rled their visit to the LowerGlrls High '"ftctotipid forced the colored girls to leave, ""tlji;: Won luced some excitement In the r liltWjurhoooV' but no violence. The School ,f,l (iiip'M(l a resolution dismissing all the public school ynlll -after the holidays or un. further 'hpUce.' ,' ai OJO I ' " ,'fC"iXJt7aA VTA M I... : - tiXJ 1 n 1 1. 11. us 1 r Mtitii jtilt.Oe .v imiMummnta. U.--J ' c'1 " i.ai -i-Jjm iJLH'- "tth m-rr .imu.i ifjiiiiii .iwitn'niii' wmwv gtrmmr-r tt nMmrn-r-Ti'" i i t 36.0(dj. IllSRGvp01g, OHIO; FIUDAY, DECEMBER 25; 1874: ' $1.50 IN ADVANCE. , I ...'.. s I. i'j II 3 EPITOME OF THE WEEK. Condensed from Telegrams of Accompanying Dates. FORTY-THIRD CONGRESS. TtiKHOAY. .Dec. 1B.K-Senate.-A bllM as latroduoed and reforreitjlirtUln the time lnJ wmcn applications ror Doiimy isua unan on re ceived, and disponing nf suspended cacs after a certain onto ...A Joint resolution was submitted and ffliTfor an amRndment to the C'onstltn Hon providing that the President and Vlce-l'resl-dit fhntl be clectM by a direct vote of ths pno plv.an(leoh bold his office fur-six years; that Hie" President shall bo Ineligible for re-election provide for the relief nf persons sutfcrlng from A favornnlfl repofr was marm mrTTKr-mu 10 the ravages of srassbopiiersr ltmue. Bilfs jv$r,fofrducicP-Tor a narrow irnune road from Lake Krlu t tb4 Mis souri lllver; regnlatlnc tho prosccntron mHlbel In the District of Cofiiinbla; to authorise the Heeretarv of tho Interior to settle and pay curtain accounts- btwm'"the t'mt ed ' fUtes and .-.various .UMtes arising from the appropriation of certain public lands In such States for permanent Indian reserva tions, etc Tliofollowing select committees were announced by tho Speaker: To visit Vlcksburar Conner, Hiirlbnt, Wlllloms (Wls. Bpeersnil O'llrli'ii. (lu LoiiIsIadh aud tho Honthorn Htstes t. F. Hoar, Whoeler (N. Y.), Fry. Foster (Ohio), Phelps (N. J.), Robinson (IU.and roiter. Wednesday, Deo. 10. Senate. Bills were Introduced extendlug the provisions of an act for tho settlement of certain accounts between Mississippi and tho Vnltcd States, approved in I80T, tt States admitted sine that time : to aid In the construction of . a narrow-irsuiro rail road from tide-water to Chicago and St. Louis ... A communication was roelvi-d from W. L. .Me Mlllau. cluiming to be the Senator from Louisi ana, and asking a speedy recognition of his claim Mr. Pease was appointed a member ot the Committee on L'liilmx, virt lloreman.., .Ex ecutive session and adjournment. Home . A supplementary Civil-Rights bill was reported from tho Judiciary Committee . . .The Legislative Appropriation hill was consid ered in Committee of the Whole, and an amend ment striking out the Item for the purchase of official pontage-stumps for the Treasury Depart ment defeated ayes 71, noes 71, ...Adjourned. Thciibday, Dec. 17. SenaU. Bills were passedappropriating t),ono Tor tho' dis tribution or seeds; to enable tho Supreme Court of tho District of Columbia to proceed with Its Jurv business The hill to provide a govern ment for the District of Columbia wits discussed until adjournment. llnuM. Bills were introduced to es tablish the Judicial district of Oklohama', niak lng provision for tho paymont of the sinking fund. i.. The Legislative Appropriation bill was considered in Committee of tlie Whole, and amendments increasing the clerical forco of the Biireuu of Education and striking out the appro priation altogether defeated... ..Adjourned. Fiuday, Dec. 18. Senate. No public busiuess wa.i transacted. ...After being presented o Klug Kulakana, the Senators proceeded in a bodv to the House of Representatives and partici pated In the puhlie rureption of that dignitary ... Adjourned until the 31st. IJuute. King Kalakuua "was presented to the Speaker, who made a brief welcoming ad dress, to which that illpnttary made appropriate reply The Senate hill for the relief of the firui-shoppor sun'erurs was passed. ...The Legls ntive Appropriation bill was alto passed The death of Hon. John B. Kice, one of the Illinois members, was announced, and a committee of Ave was appointed to accompany his remains to Chicago Adjourned until the Slst. THE MARKETS. DECEMBER 19, 1874. NEW YORK. ' Comm. Middling upland, 14'il lMc. " " I. it a Stock. Beel Cattle $10.IKiuiJ:).iJ0. Hogs- Dressed, 8S.50a.BJ ; Live, $7.00(!S,7.25. Sheep Live, jri.tioa6.50. Bbbaustvfps. Klonr Good to choice, $5.00 5.60; white wheat extra, (J.tiOo.OO. WheatNo. 2 Chicago, $1-0831-01'; No. S Northwestcm, $1.0U1.10; No. 'A Jlilwaukeo spriug, $1.19 1.1:1. Ryo OH S."iC. -, Barley $1 .451 .50. Corn Mixed Western, (WO Wic Oats MUed West ern, 676flc. , i PwivisioNS. Pork New Moss. $20.fii",ia 80.75. Lard 15IR?ic. Cheese 13H133ic. " Wool. Common lo extra, 4.55c. - CHICAGO. Live Stock. Beeves -Choice, $5.!iO3G.O0; good, $tiA.0i1; medium, J3.7!Vd4.S; butch ers' stock, $2.7ri4"d; stock cattle, $J.S03 8.S0. Hogs Live. $6.907.00. Sheep Good to choice, $4.7.V5.i. ' " ' ' ' Pbovisions. Butter Choice, 3137e. Kggs Fresh, Sl'ii-iC. Cbeese New York faelory," 14H15c; Western, 1414Vic. .Pork New Mess, $18.90lv.t.ti. Lard $ll.aO13.S5. BnBADSTtiyFs. Flonr White winter extra, $4.25ti.50; spring extra, $4.0034.li0. Wheat 8pring, No. Z, SSSWsC Corn-. No. S, mi 77c. Oats No. 2, S2"a52c. Barley No, a, $l.lfl1.3t). Rye No. 2, Wi&c. Wool. Tnb-washed, 45-a57c. ; fleece, washed 1047c; fleece, unwashed, 2735c. Ll'MBKH. First Clear, $52.0055.0n; Second Clear, ' $46.00M.00; Common Boards, $11.00 12.00; Fencing, $13.0O13.00; "A" Shingles, Lath, 25. CINCINNATI. Bbkadstofth. Flonr $5.00(5.50. Wheat Red, $1.103,1.14. Corn New, 707ac. Rye $1.100.1. 12 Oats 58a2o. Barley No. 3, $1.871.27H. PnovisioNS. Pork $18.7519.iO. Lard l14c. ST. LOUIS. LrvK Stock. Beeves Fair to choice, $4.25 5.75. Hogs Live, $6.SO7.0O. BttKADsTtrrFs. Flour XX Fall, $4.75a4.0. Wheat No. 2 Red Fall, $1.081.0814. Corn-No. 2, New,686!4c. Oats No.2,68fl0c. Rye No. 1, fl!-i97c. Barley-No. 2, J1.25ai.S0. Provisions. Pork Mess, $18 .67HQI9.00. Lard - - - MILWAUKEE. BniADsTurrs. Flour Spring XX. $5.855 50, Wheat Spring No. 1, 92iS.9-i4s; No. , 87K 87Xc Corn No. 2, 6814(&.69;. Oats No. 2,. 503 BOHc Rye No. 1, 86'4(S7c. Barley No. 2, DETROIT. BHEAOBTDrrs. Wheat Extra, $1.151.154. Corn 73K"4c. Oats WiftWAc , TOLEDO. BREADSTorrs Wheat Amber Mich., $1.08Vi LOU; No. 2 Red, $1.07!41.06. Corn High Mixed, New, 70M71c. Oats No. U, 66 5Hc.. CLEVELAND. Bbeadstoffs Whjat No. 1 Red, $1.1014 1.11H; No. 2 Red, $l.05'41.Oo. Corn-New, 7i72'4c. Oats 57'458o. BUFFALO. Live Stock. Beeves $4.5ti5.87V4. Hogs Live, $a.62'47.15. SheeD $I.5IK&5.50. EAST LIBERTY. Lrv Stock. Beeves Best. $6.257.0; me dium, $5.00C&5.50. Hogs Yorkers, $(1.60 8.80; Philadelphia, $7.407.50." 8hce Best, $5.505 75; medium, $5.0TK&,5.50. m One Hundred Florins for a Hair. A young and poorly-clad girl entered a barber's shop in Vienna and told the jii'oprietor that lie must " buy her bead." The friscur examiuod her long, glossy, chestnut locks, ami begun to bargain. He could give eight guiden and no more. Hair was plentiful this year, the price hud fallen and there was less demand, und other puruseg of the kind. .The lit tle maiden's eyes ilUcd with tears, and she hesitated a moment while threading her fingers through her chestnut locks. She iinnlly threw herself into a chair. II In r...:a uka' rrA.iu.n 41 ., 1, t. I. quickly." The barber, satisfied with his uurgain, was about to ciiupn H witfi bis shears when a genUeman who sat half shaved, looking on, told him to stop, " My child," he said, "why do you want to sell your beautiful hair?' ''Jrty moth cr has been nearly Ave mouths ill; I can't work enough to support us; every-' thing has been sold or Dawned, and there Is not a penny in the house" (und Kein Krewter tm .'iusi.' "jno. no. mv child," said the stranger; "if that is the case I will buy your hair, and wfll give you ft hundred guiden or. it." Dogave the poor girl the note, the sight of which naa ancu net tears, ana iook up xne dut ber's shears. Taking the locks in his hand he took tho longest hair.xut it oil alone, and put it qtfef ully' In his pocket book, thus paying one hundred florins for a single hair. He took Ui poor-girl's address in case he should want to buy Brother at the same rate. This chari table man is only designated as Uie chief of a great industrial enterprise within tne city. rrettoih iMiya Mirs Miggs' beau told her " he loved to court the muse," and because be could not tU hW plainly who " sb was," he ran t swing on her gate any more. Yonkers Gazette. Yonkers Gazette. GOOD NIGHT. ) Oft, till the toiler's light Is spent, once moro All tbo day's deeds we do r r r v With Joy or pain; I 1 X" ) All the day's mirth and rue M m Comes back again. While the dim taper s light Wrsnes more and more, ' And we have said (Jood-nlght, And shut the deor. Now tho Year says (lood-ulght. And shuts the door; Fades tno flru, wanes tho light. Wanes more and more. f. IlsrUJ howlio-midnight bells, ,,, t , Tollsd Mimrhfrtjly, i '? ' J . d " 3 Mesrr one Mietrlmit farewells, ' " Old Year, to thee Once ther with great delight Hailed thee before Now thnu must say Good-nighty rrT - Jlnd shut the duor. , . , ." -i tr f t , t. , " 1A IOaee.iWA nil all say Uood-nlght .: 1. And shut our door. While, as the taper's light Wanes more and moro, r I Just ere asleep wo fall V (To dream of day) C We shall rulraveLell - v. w A -, The Years long way, ' ; A f Z While the dim taper's light ! ? l ' i W anes more and more, -"' J ' i When, with our last Uood-night, we've snut tne uoor. ,! v i 1 1 But, when we've? said (lood-ulght, . Ana shut our uoor. . "f Oft dream we wast delight' ' ' Morn hath In siore; - And, wnedtbtroid Tear! done, " We, ere we sleep, , Trust that the Hew Year's sun . Better doth keep Than aught of true delight . ; We knew betbre. I i ;" Ulad, with our lust (iood-nlght. i We'll shut our door I f ; i ... i A STORY OF AGGRAVATION. In Multitudinous Chapters. CHAPTER I. THE AMERICAN VELVET-PLANT. "My dear," Serous, "you must get me at once an Americao. velvet-plant.' I have beea reading its ' de scription. It is charming." V My dear,"- said Mr. Scroggs, ." tlicre are several growing out there on the hilL Which shall I transplant for .you?" - "What do yoa uniean?"j said ,'Mrs". Scroggs. " "The 'American velvtt-plant' is the mullein," suid Mr. Scroggs.- ' ' "Pshaw!" Baid Mrs. Scroggs. CHAPTER II. MULLEINS AND ROSES. What has this conversation (which act ually occurred) to tlJ (With, tha atory? Wait a little. This Is a story of aggravation, ftnd not a iiirisiuius story, ior, id mui, tucy nuu no Christmas at all, and it was impos sible that they should have had, and they ought to have known better. It is writ ten to be read after Christmas; when the bills come in, and, the .. indigestions, and the doctors,- and you -and your wife have come toaa understanding about the current expenses," ua the Christmas brightness aud the Christmas snow have given way to a raw, diphthe ritic fog ana no end of slush, iceuu it then,' ft ( I 5 ' ; ' ' s ' ! ! ' ' Arid now they ought to have known better, as I said before, for they were mullein people and there is nothing in a mullein that can produce a rose. As re gards, manners,;, morals ,und ideas they might he Ameiicanvelvet-plants vUey were, liat, as regards slenlily ol re sources rnd the figure they cut in the world and the estimation in which ,hey were held, they were mullein people, grow;c5 on a very bleak hillside, too. And always haunted by the desire ana intention to grow roses! The ordinary mullein accepts the situation. Dut these human Mulleins! they would .behave like roses. They were always outwitting Step-mother Fa', However she snubbed aud twitched arkl set' them in corners they , were re'.dy for herr' Take , away carpets and trey stained their floors wal nut-brown. , Deny tncin bureaus , ana they transformed a pacUing:box, a dollar looking-glass, two cigar-boxes and some old chintz .into a diessing-table. ' Bend them awav nunarv from the creasy table of their lodging-house and they smuggle slices of bread, buy tkrec, cents', worth of butter, make toust over their wretched little fire and turn the whole into a revel, which they talk of with glee. There is a cantankerous good-nature, an abomi nable cheerfulness, ubont tuam. , B'hey will not accept the situation and consider themselves, disinuerued ,mey,iBve every new$ painting and engraving by heart. They visit the art sales. They know just where they would place the i inlaid- cabinet and -rugs - of fthiraz and" the prints of Hogurth. They will not see that they have no ringer in such pies. They are continually trying to put by money for artistic treas ures, wnen tne enaa or tnetr income win not meet. 1 Such stupidttyl Ait said an attar of roses woman, of similar mulleins, They live in a world of their own." They will not see themselves aa other see menu nutting or art, ana siampea indelibly with Poverty, lier merit ! - Con demned for life to flat beer, und dream ing of Amontillado, in Venetian glass! They could not be made to see why it was so impossible to grow at least one little rose from their stalk, juBt one! CHAPTER III. THEIR CHRISTMAS FEVER. that you them, you will not be. surprised to hear that these people, who were in want, had resolved to keep Christmas. And you will add, almost or yourseit, that these are precisely the sort of peo ple who are sure to take the Christmas fever, and to have it hard, and to whom its Wreaths and tapers and carols are full of meaning and delicious charm and you would be quite right.. . ' ' tt CHAPTER IV. PARASITES AND NUISANCES. Hitherto 1 have introduced these peo pleas "They." That was from cowardice. Sejdom has writer more objectionable personages in hand. The Mulleins were three: mother, uaugnter, ana son. 1 have read recently that women without money were very nearly in tne position of "parasites;" also, that "a woman's business is to amuse and serve man, and make his Hie agreeable, and when not so engaged she is a nuisance." The mother and daughter in question were without money, and there was no " man" as an excuse for their existence; and not even tho entireness of love, in which they Tivefi wttnThe 'Boy and" her "with liietn, can auogetfier; atone. jri assure vou feel it? nut th;$; what would you have? ' This -is tu4 a Christmas story, but a story of aggravation. ' J t X CHAPTER V. THE CHRISTMAS-ROSE. To begin : It had happened, a. month or two before that they fouu4 them selves in possession of 'a surplus two dollar note. That Is, bf a two-dollar note which need not be paid over at once to landlord 'or shpemttker. This note was' dopes! wd ibyt aoclumation in the " tjixpeniy- taavihgs'l A as a beginning toward grqwiufl tho Christmas-rose. Uengeforth the.iamily leaned much on it, and U often came up jnojiverimtioa as "that two dollars, you knOw.' - ' - Then tne threes Mulleins had each a little plan for growing a Chrlstmas-rcse. Master Mutkin i(ivQnUidr what , Jie called thev'dpdge," as tisf Tliere. are certain tranaaationa iavlMuincaa so rhuih a matter of course that you are startled to reflect on the-irutnber of persona 'who earn a living in these very departments. , Who tbinlra bow notes, bills and messages get alfiatf Yet they certainly ttOruti ti tldtinjd np(lut le V'Ubit, tifi Jht Dave asAUrcu you! If yoiilhave an eye fir rosy boys, I dare say you have seen him ; and W vu have observed him, arms up, mtndsUinched, running on a sort of dog trot, so as always to keep pace with the.car or stage. in which you woro.rid pjtl , why tuctf y6u ha,vo...fieeii - the " aodgq.'s Cjliert, aro lines on which a boy of determination may keep neck-and-neck with the horses. On such lines Mullein pocketed the fare and ran the route. Thar-e re lines that defy the best breeMied1' iunners." Un theBo, as a boy f h6no MuHein rode. He reported himself to the house among the earliest of tho runners, and nevertheless aver aged thirty cents a day by the " dodge." There are six days in the week, CxilO 11.80. It lacks six weeks of Christmas tide: Oxl.80110.80. Hut iThe world is under the reign of laws, and tho Mullein household was under a Utw-f noeeseily.-that, , du-'what they would, was sure to levy a tax of, say, thirty cents on every fifty cent amassed by the " dodge," for matches, soap, paper, car-fare somvthing of tbo sort. After the ".eleventh of eighth" collision between the " law" and the " dodire," it certainly occurred to Mamma Mullein that things looked discouraging; and she sighed. But the young inventor went sturdily on, with a pluck and an undi minished faith in the -virtues of the " dodge," quite delightful to see. " f .The little woman! Such a. vefy little Woman! She was preparing to go into trade in-orange-peel and old newspa pent when she could And no buyer. People do buy such things somewhere, you know. CHAPTER VI. CHAPTER VI. A MARKET-WOMAN--SAUL AND DAVID-- SIMPLE SUMS. I And now you ; are"1 waiting to hear Mamma Mullein's business that is, if you want to hear anything about it. I trust it shall not shock you. She was a market-woman; not that she brought eggs and' butter' and fruit to market. Had she done that she might have boen a rose-woman instead of a mullein woman, and tnis story could never have been written. But there are so many sorts, pf markets ras' a market j where your nice I're'sh ideas wilf bring a fair price.. jOfttbis orderi of market-woman wag Maui ma Mullein. Sue Was liable to Ideas, There ptfo:. some people who re gard such a person with suspicion, but, tuoughloirous to please all readers, I UTusl give my personages as I find them. Ideas are often good for checks, but they more frequently stamp the man or woman subject to them ' as dangerous. The world is like Saul. It accepts tho thought, whether in writing, marble, pottery,; painting, politics, warfare, preaching, Inventions, no matter what, as the Hebrew King did Goliath's head. But it,- never forgiyes tlie Havid. It " eyes" him from that time out look out for Javelins! I bee pardon, I have shunted the story oft Uiq track ; bat only times made money and sometimes fail ures.' .Two and two make four. You sec, of course, that Mamma Mullein, who W.-.V already in the habit of conveying idep? to market, wasspecially temrow-ff a brisk holiday business, and wrote night and day to- secure not two but a dozen strings to her bow : Thus: For the Pop-' u'arVrowquiU a "Working Idyl." For the JixceUior a " Carol." For the Chignon three appropriate articles. For the Workttanil " A Little Preach About Ba bies." For the IfiUfaton a " Review." For the Kaleidoscope the prose version of "The Cow Jumped Over the Moon." Then she figured it out, thus: ' Three appropriate articles at $15 each . . . wo nv , iy i . . . . i ; .-. . 4 .i. , .;,.. Carol.. '..i.'. $ 45 00 Mt 00 ," 'IS 00 . 'A) 00 .' IS 10 . 30 00 Preach About Babies Review r. r. t'. f .(..'.. i . . i. . J.i . i .i. I . Cow that J umped Over the Moon. ..:.'.!. $159 00 . M 00 IS 00 . 00 Due to Skigg .. " " liuiggs " " Hnggs 'BianJjCT..X C::... y-TiaTw to be exDcnded for winter Hclothintr and for the Christmas-rose ten dollars might be spared for that; and there was " that two dollars, you know." After this calculation Mamma Mullein wrote with more spirit -than . ever; .and the inventor of tjie Codge fafiif tut in a new character, as "The Filial Fib." He discovered that all well-reguluted boys spent their evenings in unceaaiiy((;rt'wt8 to attain a good writing-hand, f . ? ) Also; that his only hope vti achieving that desirable result was in copying each evening till bedtime numerous pages of bis mother's manuscript. t '- Whereupon he acquired his title of the Filial Fib, und, let us hope, the good writing-hand. CHAPTER VII. "THAT TWO DOLLARS"--HOPE LONG DEFERRED. The little woman went into trade. She sold the old newspapers for six cents. The orange-peel speculation resulted in failure. Nobody would buy. Meantime "that two dollars, you know," was drawn from tho bank per force, to pay the washerwoman a poor old woman, who needed tho money,' on Which Mamma Mullein -felt a sinking of tho heart, and was obliged to do that sum about the "Idyls," etc., twice over before she could quite recover her usual cheerfulness. t ""' t Also the "dodge," though in splendid workingordcr, was so continually tripped up and circumvented by the " law," that its young inventor might almost as well have spared the car-horses the shame of their defeat. " The Christmas-rose will be a very small growth," they told each other. i ' i One two three four weeks! jSueh weeks! The hours in them had feet of lead and, were lame besides. Larkt'Bt of all came to be that hour known as the postman's. No such heart-shaking hour in the year, as, if you are a mullein per son, or like those who joined David in the cave of Adullam, and you are ut the crest of the wave and a letter will tide you over or dash you down into its gulfs, you very well know. The " Hour" tiuite overshadowed the Mullein family, When it began, every body grew nervous; while it endured, everybody started at each tinkle of the bell and watched sly- ly-out or window." vYnerr ir'tifiea bh! the miserable blank: worse even than the torture of suspense 1 and wheif (be mem bet freau outside who had been absent lUfiaawliUttv-rcturned, there was another trial. The vague expectation, the quick glance ai J ho lublo and into the . faces pf the stayera-ut-liQUie, the pathetic oitejiipt at indilleretice on the part,q avervbody j and tiie determination " if everybody to show no anxiety, and to s' fivbe! ah! let it pass 1 It is easier 4,6 write than to witness. ",,v"i ' ' CHAPTER VIII. RETURNS, BILLS AND BALANCES. ,A letteri atJUfB(bout the "Working Idyl.". ''Aji, ..excellent idea," the letter said i 7 but was there no.a. 4040b -of nitro-glycarlha Lih it, -MM; f aduritwd, inight, blow up aooiety or some sub scriber's idea of society, which would be quite the suing. J.hjng . us far as news papers ure.cunceruadr" and so, with thank, was jroiurnbd. Mamma Aluiiein tore her hair, or rather-whatever Id the mental economy corresponds lto balr the , real -arcle is too expensive), in pijyute, rauicl yoyand the', rfitne down smiling and' got, a letter abouir.tho " Carol." A. letter!, A blow la the face. ' ' ' "' " 1 :' "Thero was1 something theologltial In the 'Carol,'" the letter said, and truly. Mamma Mullein was a devout woman, and it had slipped her pen without in tending it. " There was always dnnger," said tho letter " in handling the theolog ical 'porcuplno, even with gloves; end the paper declined to take tbo risk. And so with thanks," etc. ', .. . . :' ," Christmas comes but once i year," and to make all these slips and stumbles then! A Protestant pilgrimage barefoot to the Stock Exchange or some other tomplo of Mammon and a solemn vow never again " to call a spade a spade" would have relieved Mamma Mullein's overwrought feelings as sho subtracted forty dollars from her calculations. Then the tide turned in a letter sweeter than any love-nbte, Inclosing a check for the " Preach About Babies," twenty dollars. Another letter and another check for the " Review," fifteen dollars. Fifth Week. Appropriate articles for the Chignon not returned they had been specially ordered, but gone into bank ruptcy. The paper had fallen into finan cial collapse. Broken reeds that pierced her side. Mamma Mullein had scarcely the heart left to subtract forty-five dol lars more from their calculations. It was all over now. She kept a bright face for the younger Mulleins; but, though there might be still some scanty shreds and patches of Christmas, there could be no Christmas-rose for them. Sixth Week. The day before Christmas. Returned, the prose version of "The Cow Jumped Over tlie Moon," with thanks. " The editor would have used it, but he had accepted an article before receiving it, on precisely tho some sub ject, which would appear in the present number." Singular, and yet more sin gular that the article on the same sub ject proved to be written by the editor in person. But Mamma Mullein had for her consolation the adage that great minds think alike. : By the same post arrived Sklggs' bill for twenty-five dollars, Quiggs' bill for eighteen dollars, Haggs bill for twenty dollars; total, sixty-three dollars. And the Mullein receipts had been thirty-five dollars! Mamma Mullein finds a diffi culty in summing up. Something is the matter with her eyes. And the winter clothing and the Christmas-rose! The "dodge" had accumulated two dollars in epite of the " law." The little woman bad brought six cents ont of trade, t The young inventor and the little wopian pro posed to invest tho two dollars and six cents after supper by means of a com mittee of twofllvhieh mamma was not in vited to 'joinfor reasons common to Christmas. CHAPTER IX. NEMESIS.--THE FATE OF THE "DODGE." Enter the - washerwoman. Nobody had expected her. If she had bee' Nemesis herself the family could nc. have surveyed her with more dismay. With ; what was she to be paid? Tlie young Inventor looked at the disturbed face of his mother, and gave a great gulp. , .. . ... : ,"How much Is it, mamma? There is the 'dodge,' you know!" and Mamma Mullein felt the two dollars thrust into her hand. Yes, there it was, and there was the washerwoman. The Mulleins looked at each other incredulously. Their last hold on their one loved holi day wus-slipping "from them, and they hardly knew how to believe it. after all the toil, and the patience, and the self sacrifice and the planning! If the wash erwoman bad but known it, shewas being paid in dramas, in a concentration of much that Was precious. But it looked to her a poor-enough note, unaccom panied by an extra fifty cents or so in honor 0! Christmas. She thinks they have forgotten it! forgotten it, poor souls! and stands her ground. Mamma quakes before her, and answers her teebly. Still she stands'. V in sue never go? An awful silence. Convicted felons might wear the open and cheer ful expre.-sion of tne Mulleins. 1 110 Nemesis of the washtub . tosses her bead, flounces, makes a remark, to the door knob apparently, about the poor returns of stinginesss to stingy people in the long-run but she goes! Mamma Mullein is free to cover ber face with tier bands and the young inventor to press a soft check against hers and call her his dear, good, lovely mamma. CHAPTER X. THE LITTLE WOMAN AS A BUYER. ' Tlie little woman, who has slipped out quietly, comes in and sits down by the window,' although it is cold. She has been trying to buy a Christmas-wreath with her six cents, Dut there are none to be found at a cheaper rate than a shil ling apiece. Lou ike E. Furnitt, in Ap- pletoa't Journal. . .. . Immigration Statistics. WASHINGTON, Dec. 14. Tna report of tbo Chief of the Bureau of Statistics hasthe following table, containing a a'ainparativa. statement of Immigration by countries ethiiologieully grouped for the four nseul years from July 1, 170, to Jiincso, l7: Ytar ended June Counttie tthnatogi-' catty yrmpia. : 1H71.I lttri.1 187H. I 1874. England. Scotluri". and v ales HV4.VSI B3.0H4I 8fl.4Ra 81.999 68,707 Ireland ar,ioi ttB.TSei 77.S44 Teptonlc I Germany, Austria, and Metn erlnmls 88,431 147,800 159,847 ! 97,623 1978 11,894 S.7S5 13,776 33,960 8candluuriHi : ; Swe de ni jsorwur sue Di urain k ., tat In : Belt-Mum. H,133 18,570 35,481 , Switzerland, Italy,! . rotlBL'al a.J . Sclavonic; Kussia, and Poland China HritiBh North Amer ican Provlnoes. . .-. Spiininh and PortiK uuesu Colonies : 98,861 1.20S 7,116 S.641 4.898 7,7B8i 40,1711 47,08 87,871 Culm, Mexico, Por - to Hico aud 8011th : ' America... - t ... .. All other couutrles. LtlHi 1.500 1,41 1 I 4.440 l,7fi0l 5,0071 1.838 6,111 Total Immigrant.. U JMj404.tW4MI.8na ata.VW 18.042 of this number were - reuorted as Irora 'Great liritaiu, not speeitlod." A man paid his first visit to Baltimore 4 iluys ago, and. Invited a lady aa quuintuuee to visit a theater with him. The lady accepted the invKution, and the young inatr, following the crowd, walked up to the ticket-ohice, laid down a fifty cent note for his ticket, and turning it his companion said to her, " The price is fifty cents." The lady happened to have her porte-monnaie with her, and, appre' dating the situation, drew from it a fifty cent note, -and her gallant companion passed it ba with his money, and, obtain intr two tickets, handed one of them to her,.' which she" quietly accepted, and. passed in alter ner oeau. The Lockport Journal aays : "A gen' tletnan from Genesee County told us the other day now he managed to sell liald win apples for tlO per barrel. Here is the secret:' ".Take a slip pf paper and cut children's names; then place the papers around the applea when they begin to color, and in a week pr . two Mamie, Jamie, Johnnie-or Busle appears on the apple in large red letters. J nese picked and barreled, by themselves bring fancy prices for the New York Christmas mar ket" . : - -J. ,ViKNmi 'smilet are" mnntliog ''the fnot bf toal-dealera,' and they seem quite happy as tbey remark, ; Chilly eir." N. Y. Mail. MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS. , TrrosB who stand and Walt! are merely servants. " ' "'' ; " A maw with too many law-suits gener ally has, few suits of clothes. ( '. Wnicir you have ho m6ney everything except yourself is dear. ' The best tea for a fractured limb Bonesct. Norristown Herald. , Tub friends of the unfortunate, live a long way oil'. Yonkeri Un telle. 1 ' A man's treasures in this world are so few and small that bo can carry thein in his heart. t lr original idea were current coin those now rich would generally be out of money. What is the difference between a spendthrift and a pillow? One is hard up and the other is soft-down. A nort weighing only four pounds, if he sets himself about it, can howl loud enough to wake up fourteen families. Wisdom Is the best use of knowledge. Tt is the highest attribute of man, as love Is of woman. To gain wisdom and love, humanity toils through life. AwotiT the eleventh century the Chi ncso invented paper money, yi the thir teenth century this paper currency, made from the bark of the mulberry tree, was the legal tender of the Empire. Nothing recalls to the mind of the married man the joys of his single life so vividly as to find that the baby has been eating crackers in the bed. Iiome Sentinel. . . . 1 . Qrohoia papers mention the marriage of Miss Susie Thrcewits. In giving up such a name it is hoped the young lady secured a husband who has his five senses about him. A pkhson who has been led to sell goods by means of false pretenses cannot recover them from one who has pur chased them in good faith from the fraud ulent vendor. An infantry soldier in the Russian army carries 68 pounds ; the English soldier 62, and the French 62; the Prussian 61, the Swiss 00, the American 53, the Italian 68, and the Austrian 47. As a white garment appears worse when a little soiled than does a colored one, so does a small fault in a good man attract more attention than a great of fense in a bad man. According to a writer in the Atlantic, " it is not impossible that there may be still standing in California trees which were in existence when Adam and Eve walked in Paradise." When a house is rendered untenanta ble in consequence of improvements made on the adjoining lot, the owner of such cannot recover damages, because he had knowledge of the approaching danger in time to protect himself from it. On retiring from business a wise old man said to bis son and successor: " Now, my boy, remember that common sense is the best thing you can bring to hear on every affair of life except love making." An exchange seems sadly grieved over the sorrows of a man who is compelled to listen while ladies talk of galloons and cuirass basques. Is it any worse than watching two men trying on each other's hats? Admtnistbatohb are liable to account for interest on funds in their hands, al though no profit should have been made upon them, unless the exigencies of the estate rendered It prudent that they should hold the funds uninvested. " Grt'R us," says the New Ilampthire Workwoman's Advocate, " the man with brown hands, smut on his nose and sweat on his forehead." All right sent him last night; also a woman with a long chin and a wart on her nose to keep hiin happy. Detroit Free Pre. A roprjiAR clergyman says it is inter esting to observe how many people go to tlie circus " just to please the chil dren," and very curious to notice that sometimes it takes several able-bodied men and motherly women to look after one little boy or girl on such an occasion. The Trial of Jesse Pomeroy, the Boy Butcher. BOSTON, Dec. 14. Probably there never was before known a juvenile criminal possessed of such murderous and fiendish proclivities -as the one whose trial for one of his mur ders has just been finished in the Su preme Court in this Citjsf V ' The story of bis murders, including that of little Kate Curran, and his va rious atrocities, has already been told. In the trial tor the murder of the Millan boy, Just concluded, it appeared from tlie evidence that on the 22d day of last April the body of the victim, a boy scarce ly four years old, was found in a piece of marsh which lies north of 'the Old Col ony Railroad and Dorchester avenue, near the- Crescent avenue station. The body was still warm, and bore tho marks of some fifteen 'stabs. The throat was cut and the hands of the child were badly lacerated. The body was found by a twelve-year-old boy named Powers, who was out digging clams with a deaf and dumb crotner. upon tne discovery of . the body by the . little boy Powers, - ho saw ; two men up the marsh, and ran and told them of what he had discovered. The men were there for practice with a gun, but Immediately took steps to notify tho police and care for the body. It proved to bo that of the lad Horace 21. Millan, who bad resided but a few months at his home on Porchester avenue. The last the boy's mother had seen of her child was at ten o'clock on that day, when she gave him a penny to go to the baker's to get a cake. At half-past eleven he was seen by other boys accompanied by the Pomeroy boy. subsequent to this, about twelve o'clock, they were seen by other parties together, going toward McKay's wharf, and thence by a ' bridge to the marsh., -At the creek they were met by another boy who was coming away from where some men were digging clams. The Pomeroy boy spoke to tho last lad and asked what the men were shooting on the marsh, and bo was recognized by the latter. The Pomeroy -boy was seen to lift the Millan lad over the creek, and their tracks, largo and small, were after ward traced, side lit side, to the spot where the body walPfound. - All these, together with other strong circumstances pointing tp his guilt, wore brought out at the trial. The line of defense adopted at the trial was insanity, and the points which were proven were well stated by the counsel in his opeplng argument. Me said that when first be took charge of the case he had some doubts as to whether the pris oner was the cuilty party ; but as time wore on it had come to his mind that such was the. fact. Though he had allowed .the Government to proceed with their case and put in such testimony as had uearlnir unon tne case, ne naa aa inltted many thing without Jiolding the Government to a strict or oof. This boy was just now past his fifteenth year, and at the time of the crime was but fourteen rears and five months old. IlatL it been five months earlier it would have been a question in law as to bis responsibility, for between the years or aeven and lour tnnn It. la a rilanutRii nnhit whether a per son can be responsible for crime. The circumstances of the case were re markable, as' had been the boy'a life and cburactcr, alnoe birth,-' Before he was three, years old ne was very iickJyjMiuJ wn i aot expected t live for a long time. At five years old he exhibited remarkable characteristics; he ' was discovered oil One occasion inflicting Cruelties on a cat, and there were many Instances where ho showed peculiar traits of character. It bad"1een the endeavor of his mother to bring him up properly, and, aside from the peculiarities exhib ited, he was a good boy. In August, 1871, he was very sick with pneumonia, since which time he has acted strangely, and seemed to delight in human suffer ing. The boy cannot control his feel ings, and lie thinks himself that no child would be safe wlion in his hands.' The counsel claimed that Pomoroy was in sane, and that the act committed by him was that of an irresponsible person. During the progress of the trial, which commenced last Monday, there has been the most intense public. Interest mani fested. The evidence was all In yester day, and to-day has been reserved for the arguments for and against the prisoner, the charge of the Court and tlie verdict of the jury. ' The case was given to the jury at about half-past five this afternoon, and after deliberating until nearly eleven o'clock this evening they came in with a verdict of guilty of murder in the first degree, with a recommendation to mercy. The young prisoner manifested no feeling whatever when the dread decision was pronounced, but bis mother wept vio lently. Although the public is satisfied with the verdict there is nevertheless a popular disappointment, as it was gener ally believed that tho defense of insanity would be maintained by the jury. There has been great excitement all the even ing pending the deliberations of the Jury, and all the public resorts In the vicinity of the Court-House have been filled wltli crowds anxiously " waiting for the verdict." Lynching of a Des Moines Murderer. DES MOINES, Iowa, Dec. 15. Monday afternoon, in the District Court of Des Moines, Charles Howard was sentenced for life in the State Peni tentiary for the murder of John John son, in this city, in June last. This morn ing at three o'clock some 600 Vigilantes, with their faces blackened, surrounded the Jail, overpowered and bound the jailer hand and foot, and took his keys, and then overpowered in the same manner the Deputy Sheriff and the special guard of five men who had been detailed by the Court to guard the prisoner. Unlocking the doors, they found their way to Howard's cell, where he was in bed with his wife, the latter being now under Indictment as acces sory to the murder. The woman, see ing them coming, threw herself over the" breast and her arms about the neck of her husband; but she was soon thrown off and a rope placed about Howard's neck, when lie was immediately jerked out of bed, six or eight Vigilantes leading him with the rope. At the door some twenty more took hold of the rope and he was dragged, with no clothing on but an undershirt, through the hall, down the steps and out through the Court-House yard, the jail being in the basement of the Court-House, and hung to a lamp post at one of the gates. The whole thing did not occupy fifteen minutes. They stayed near the body about five minutes," when they separated. The night was very dark and they were soon out of sight; when the policeman reached the body life was extinct. It is supposed that the lynching Was done by three anti-horse-thief societies in the county, aided by unknown parties in this city, but nothing definite has been decided yet. The excitement which has led to this foul result has been growing for some time, several mysterious murders having been committed here recently seven in the space of four years. The trial of Howard was protracted and exciting, and the jury, being -out for nearly four days, finally compromised on a verdict of murder in the second degree. It was feared Howard would be lynched last Friday night, the jury not then hav ing agreed ana it being, generally thought they would agree to disagree. But precautions were taken to prevent it then and on Saturday morning the verdict was returned. On Monday after noon he was sentenced, and Judge Max well imposed upon him the extreme rigor of the law imprisonment for life.- Every- body bere in the city seemed satisfied, and the lynching fell-non the city to its surprise and horror. But Howard's behavior during . the reading of the sentence, laughing in the face of the Judge and receiving his doom with firmness, and his attempt to smuggle a revolver into the court-room for the pur pose, avowed afterward, of shooting the Judges as he was delivering - the sen tence; his boast that he would escape from the Penitentiary before six months and return here to- kill all who had appeared against him in the trial, and the appeal of his case to the Supreme Court, reached the ears of the Vigilantes last night ana tne result was as stated above. 1. . The whole proceeding is most bitterly felt by the citizens here, and. the perpe trators are denounced in most unmeas ured terms. A large meeting of citizens passed a resolution to this efiect this af ternoon. . Answers to Correspondents. Pancake To yure long letter ov three pages and two postcripts, in which yu ask me if horse-trotting and horse-racing haz improved the breed of horses. I an swer out loud, I don't think it haz. No man kan prove to me that the horse kan plow more land, draw more, stun to one load, or travel faster on less feed, than he could sixty-five years ago. , ' If he kan't prove this he kan't prove that horse-racing haz been ov enny ad vantage to borate or to men. Speed that yu kan't use, only to gamble with, iz the same kind ov improvement that marked kards and loaded dice are over the old plan. I like sports ov most kinds, but I insist upon calling them bi their right names. V&i naoat. 1 sena yu Di to-aay s post the following sayings for yure album. I hope they will meet yure views and make yu feel better: ' " Az long uz a man can escape death he allwus fears it. " When it is fair weather don t fail to take an umbrellcr With yu. When it rains do just as yu plcaze about it. (N. U. An old Shaker told me this long ago.) " Wine quite often makes a man a crate bore, and when it does he is the most nauseating dose we are obliged to take. . 1 ' , "The 'ded sure things' Is' what hat allwusB beat the world. ' "I never knu a man who allwuss lived bl takine the chances but when he cum to dio bad to be buried at sumboddy else's expense. " Whisky makes a grate tnenny wlze men to-day and phools to-morrow. " Knowing men understand that whisky ain't judgement. 1 "MnHt. everv liorldv thinks that thev are ov grate consequence in this world, but the fakt iz that when the mostov them cum to die they slip out ot life as noiseless az a rat into biz hole, an nobod dy knows and noboddy karea whare they bavwentto. "Awkwardness lz allv, as an evidence to me ov sum kind ov merit. "Genius sec in a Daratrraff what the man ov tallent wants a page and a naff to tell in." Than iz one thing lucky about Iti those people who git snubbed the most are the ones who kan stand it the best. Joth Billing, in N. Y, Weekly. Good Shot. Last week Mr. David Swing, of ' Cas cade, concluded that he wonld demolish a few hundred ducks and geese who had contracted the habit of squatting In his corn field. He had no gun, so he stepped over to Mr. Smith's, his neighbor Just opposite, and borrowed one.' Mr; 8vwng was a believer In the time-honored taax im, " nut in plenty of powder and drive the pellets hard it you would kill,'; and so he took that gun and proceeded to load it. He first measured out. a handful of powder and poured it in each barrel, then added another handful for'" ffod measure. Somo of the powder piUed out and he inverted his flask and held It over the muzr.le for a tnlnate or two. Then he rammed down anewspa per into each barrel and followed up those with an awful charge of shot. 'Two more newspnpera went down lve,svlty and then tho charge was complete. Thus prepared Mr. Swing started out. but the ducks and geese had evidently Teceived a premonition of -what was in store for them;' hone were to be fouJ, and: very sadly and very much disgusted r Mr. Swing returned the gun to its owner.aIn half an hour after the latter saw a tre mendous flock of ducks pitch down In a fiond hardly fifty yards distant from the ence back of his Darn. Ho crawled ip very cautiously to the fence, restsd :Jiis gun upon the lower rail, took dead aim and pulled the trigger. What followed immediately after Mr. Smith does ot distinctly remember. He has a dirrt rec ollection that he crawled up to "sboot some ducks; that he was In the act of pulling something when an explosion took place that shook the country for miles, and rattled the bells in the church steeples. When Mr. Smith came to lie found himself in the front Toom, stir rounded by an anxious circle of friends while the doctor wae feeling his pulse. The fence was blown away entirely, likewise one side of Mr. Smith's ( face, while the gun has not been found. One hundred and five ducks were killed out right, and shot enough was deposited in the edjoininflelds to start a lead mine. Smith's ears are still ringing with the re port, but he swears that Swing's ears will ring still louder as Boon as he is able to use his crutches. Swing believes 'that there is trouble brewing and is ready to sell out his arm und Join the grasshop per sufferers of Nebraska. Dubuque Her-atd. "Catching a Bob." Yesterday afternoon when Mrs. Blaine, of Fifth street', asked the doctor if her boy Samuel would live, the doctor looked very serious and replied: " He may, and if be does he will know more than ever before." Samuel is aged thirteen, and since the snow came he has been engaged in "catching a bob," as the boys call it when they jump on a farmer's eleigh. He was over on Fourth street yesterday when a farmer's team came along with a hay-rack, and Samuel took a seat on the "binder." He rode a short distance and then let go and stepped into the coils of a rope dragging behind, and before he knew what was up he was dragging ulong through the slush. He gave an awful yell as he realized his situation, but the farmer lost his hearing years ago, and sat on his seat as stiff as a Car diff giant, while the horses ambled along at an even pace. 1 ' ! " "Whoop! Hay! Say, you! Oh! mur der!" yelled Samuel, as the slush ran ap his pantaloons and his back was raked on the knobby street, but , the farmer was thinking of home, sweet home, and he didn't reply. "You,, there! Whoop! Hi! Ho! G rash us and' blazes!" roared Samuel, as he slid on his back and side and felt his coat going over his head. The farmer drove up Fourth to La brosse, and then went west, and there wasn't a hub or pond of water that Sam uel Blaine didn't find. Sometimes he was on his back, and then be would glide for a while t'other side up, and be Kept up a yelling which made people run to the windows. Some boys observed hfs situation, but they thought It was a new kind of way to " catch a bob," and .thtiy j elled : " Bully for Samuel Blaine!". " Say ! I'm being drawed to death stop yer bosses!" shtuted Sam; but tlie farmer was thinking of n grave -on hc hill-side, and he never turned his head. A man stopped on the walk and yelled : "Say! you've got a boy there!" but the farmer nodded his head and kept on. Finally, as he turned into Eighth street and headed for Michigan avenue, he looked around. Seeing Samuel coming up behind, rolling over , and overbt.be thought the boy was trying to catch on, and he put the " bud" to his horses'and went three blocks further and drew! tip at a grocery. -co When they discovered the boy's situa tion they said it would take forty pounds of glue trf mend him up, and one man advised killing him at once so as to save Mrs. Blaine a doctor bill, but wiser coun sel prevailed and they carried him home. His mother couldn't recognize .liim at first; she said ther Wouldn't " pass tfiat mud and slush bedraggled ' fornf oft Oh her as her beloved Samuel j - hat when finally convinced that it was he she dug the snow out of hia ears and wailed..-? "Oh! Samuel, why did you try to catch a bob?" Detroit Fret Prest. ' A California Girl. The Atlantic papers sometimes tell us of a farmer's daughter who raked hay with a horse, or drove, a mowing-ma chine; but I think that California an boast of as noble a girl aa any. of them. A French girl, eighteen years of age, has hauled cord-wood, two trips a day, five miles, averaging a cord and three-quarters to a load, over a .rocky- nd moun tainous Toad, with four heavy horses, nearly every day of tne past summer. She is usually the first one on thC'road in the morning, and frequently -the last one at n ight. She sits high up on her spring scat, with her whip and tour lines in ner hands and her foot on the brake, manag ing her team Ovith as much ease as any man. ller voice ana appearance are en tirely feminine, and she is of medium size. She is always accompanied by bur father, who lifts the heavy sticks, but can neither drive a team nor speak much English. Her welUfitting, dark calico dress, ber calfskin Iaced-boots, her black, broad-brimmed, palm-leaf hat, and her long buckskin gloves all seem to be well selected and fitted to her business. . Her brown hair bangs in two neat braids over her shoulders. She is usually more or less dusty, but it can be Been that it is only the dust of that day. Wlio&. sho passes through tho streets Bhe turns her eyes neither to the right nor the left, and seldom speaks to anyone unless she is spoken to or has business with them. Sutter Creek Cor. Sacramento Union. Sit Set, Lay and Lie. 1 . The two words "Bit" and "set" are too often mistaken for each other. When a grammar-class is asked, for the first time, if it is right to Bay " hens set," the "court sets, one-half of them, perhaps, will vote one way and the other half the other. The court means the Judge or Judges; the Judge sits, court sits, the jury sits, hens sit, birds sit. "Setting henV is wrong; hens are not " setters" or pointers.- Bet requires an objective case; we set a chair, but we sit in it. There is a similar difficulty in the use of " lie" and " lay." In families whose hens " set" everything "lays," and all "lay abed." The quoted words are wrong. Lay means to place, and requires an objective, as " the hen lays eggs." " Now I lay nie." We should say the book lie on the table ; he lie abed ; lies low ; everybody lies, if you please, but .nobody lays unless be baa aomettiihg to lay. : .'. : j .. There Is a young lady In town who la " engaged" to a young man who baa more hair and eomely looks than money. She says after they are married she wants to live in a house that has no win dows. She has heard that when pov erty cornea in at the door love flietut of the window. Better have a house with no doors. Norriatoum Herald. '" It's easy enough to be contented with your lot if the price of land is rising and yo' bought it cheap. .