THE PERRYSBURG JOURNAL PUBLISHED EVERY rEEDAY. B. L. BLUB Editor. Entered nt tho Porryiburi: rvtofrlCB as second-class tnattar. CAT DIDN'T COME BACK Additional Local. AT LEAST NOT TO DOMICILE WHERE IT BELONGED. FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER aft, 1913. THE JOUIINAI Is dated Friday, but the paper goes to press evory Thursday afternoon nt 2 o'clock, In order Hint it may reach Its readers In various IocpII tits by Frldny morning. Long DIstanco Toiophono No. 21. SUBSCRIPTION RATES. One dollar per year If paid In advance. Ono dollar and flrty cents IC Not paid In Bdvance. SPECIAL NOTICE. Cards of Thanks, Obituary Poetry -ihS Resolutions of Respect nro published nt tho rate of S cents per line only. There will be no deviation from this rule. Tho avorago corn production In this country Is about 25 bushels to tho aero. In a good year It may rise to 30 or thorcabouts. Yot hero and thero In many localities, we hear of farmers "Who got CO, 75 and occasionally more than 100 bushels. Tho averago pro duction of wheat tho country over Is barely 15 bUBhels; It Is not much over 20 In localttlos especially favorable for wheat raising. Yot occasionally 75 bushels are raised. Tho south does not got half a bale of cotton from an ncre, nnd very many of Its acres yield a good deal less. Five years ago n Mississippi former had ICO acres of land and a mortgage of $900, and couldn't got credit nt tho store for a plug of tobacco. But ho had brains enough to bo Impressed with tho ef forts of tho department of agriculture to lncreaso production, and he was willing to bo taught by tho "book far mers," says the Philadelphia Record. Tho first thing ho was told tqdo was to break the land eight Inches deep. Ho had small plows and two ponies that woro unequal to this task; but ho borrowed a team from a neighbor, and instead of "making" three bales from 12 acres, ho "made" ono on a Blngle acre, all that ho had applied Intensive culturo to. He got half a bale an aero in 1908, three-fourths of a bole on acre in 1909, and he expects ultimately to get two bales from an acre. He is out of debt, has four One mules, and bo has a son and a daugh ter In college. The storekeepers are chasing him around trying to sell him goods ,on credit. He was willing to learn from the "book farmers," and It has paid him well. Tho French government hns reach ed the conclusion that tho drum is no longer necessary In military affairs. Acting upon the recommendation of a military commission, orders have been issued to cast It out of tho serv ice. Tho history of tho drum is most ancient and honorable Ttfo Egypti ans employed it and tho Greeks at tribute its 'origin to Bacchus. Tho Spanish conqueror, Plzarro, is said to have found drums in South American temples. Tho snakes of Ireland, wo Are told, fled from the Emerald islo because of the drum beats of St. Pat rick. The French report sots forth that tho drum is a serious encum brance in marching; that rain impairs Its usefulness; that its calls cannot bo distinguished in timo of battle; that it consumes a period of years to turn out an efficient drummer, and that by abandoning the drum many thousands of youthB will bo released from the service ' Perhaps the worst Infant prodigy on record was Christian Heineckor, born at Lubcck in 1721. At ten months ho could speak and repeat every word spoken to him, at twelve months ho knew by heart a great portion of tho Bible, at three years ho spoko and read French and Latin as easily as his native tongue. In his fourth year ho employed himself In tho study of religion and church history, and his fame as a scholar spread so that the, king of Denmark sent for him, and was astonished at his learning. Just before ho was flvo, however, Heineck or fell sick and died and tho world breathed more freely. Tho bonfire and matches as play things for children are gathering in their regular harvest of victims. Thd bonflro should have as vigorous pro hibition as tho toy pistol, which is now almost extinct With the dangers of matches, only parental vigilance can deal. But it Is entirely possiblo to lower tho numbor of infantile burnt offerings annually offered up on tho altar of carelessness. Eggs that havo been In litigation for threo years havo boon put on salo with tho declaration of tho Now Jer Bey board of health that they aro at least not poisonous. Litigation may presorvo eggs, but it spoils near ly everything elso. I Tho man who takes his pay envoi Dpo homo to his wlfo without open ing It may not buy very many Jjeors tor tho "bunch," but ho can always greet tho rent collector like no old pUmi. , I to Disappearance Something of a Mya- tory to Mr. Jones, Though Ho la a Roast of .Beef to the Good. It was found necessary to do away with tho family cat because Bho hnd developed gorms and tho doctor said It was dangorous for tho children. But this cat was tho children's particular pot, so It was decided simply to havo her disappear, with no funeral or flow ore or Juvonllo tears or a tombstone In tho back yard. Accordingly tho animal was chloroformed and then Mr. Jones did tho romalna up in a neat parcel of convenient shapo and took them along when ho started for his placo of busi ness In tho city In tho morning, Intend ing to drop tho packago in tho rlvor. In tho train before tho river wns reached Mr. Jones saw tho packago re posing in tho rack abovo his head and determined that was a good placo to leavo It. So when ho etarted to got out of tho car he did not tako tho pack- ago down. "Hoy, thoro, Jones! You'ro leaving your package," called out a friend. So Jones turned back and got tho pack ago. On tho boat ho was surrounded by a numbor of friends and realized that to drop tho bundlo overboard in their presence would rcqulro a lot of expla nation and doubtless result In more or less joking at his expense. So he took tho packago to, his office with him. Ho saw tho Impossibility of disposing of it thero and determined to get rid of It on tho boat during tho trip back home. But thero again he wns surrounded by his friends of tho morning trip and took tho package to the train with him. An attempt to get off tho car without it resulted just as It had in tho morn ing. Mr. Jones thus found himself returning to his home with the bother some bundlo and ho knew tho children would meet him on tho front porch and Insist on knowing what it was. Accord ingly ho made his wny homo across the back lots, deposited tho bundlo on tho kitchen porch and finally got to tho front of the house without detec tion. Fifteen minutes after ho had seated himself on tho front porch with tho solution of his great problem tho cook appeared. "Mrs. Jones," said she, "what's dat extra roast of beef out on tho back po'ch?" Mr. and Mrs. Jones both went back. Sure enough tho bundlo contained a six-pound roast of beef. It only remains to say this story is a true one. Tho thing happened as here written. Mr. Jones is still wondering whether the man with whom ho somewhore ex changed bundles had much difficulty in disposing of tho remains of tho dead cat. DEATH OF JOHN M. DRURY. "V In the death of John M. Drury of Toledo, Secretary of the National Wheel Company of Perrysburg, this village loses a prominent business man who fias dono much to upbuild the business interests of the town. Mr. Drury has been in poor health for sever enl months and every possible effort had been made to restore his health, but without avail and he pass ed away on Sunday morning at 1 :30 o'clock at the age of 44 years. The funeral services were held on Tuesday morning, at the church of the Immaculate Conception, Solemn high mass bbing conducted by Kov. Fr. Chevreau as celebrant with Fr. Dean and Fr. Ilorr as deacon and sub deacon, assisted by Fr. Itedding of Maumee and Fr. Sawkins of Toledo. Mr. Drury was united in marriage with Miss Gertrude Bfllabrand of Per rysburg, in Sept. 1003, and although they have always resided in loleao, 1 hey haye been regarded with great favor by Perrysburg people, and Mr. Drury had made many friends here for his gentlemanly character and his high business qualifications which made luni a valued citizen and his de parturn is deeply deplored. Although his sickness during the past three months had been a hard trial, his patience never forsook him and no word of complaint ever passed his lips, and he gave every evidence of being ready to accept and patiently endure whatever a miction wus to be his, and his last moments were those of peaceful submission to the will of the great Master. FARMS FOR SALE IN MIDLAND AND ISABELLA COUNTIES, MICHIGAN. We have 35 good, improved farms and 5,000 acres of unimproved land. Our improved farms range in prico from $30 to $04 per acre. Unimproved $10 to $20 per acre. Wo havo very choice lands, the very best in quality, black loam soil with clay sub'-sofl. They aro located on R. F. Delivery and P. M. R. R., and havo good markets, schools and churches. This country is being developed very fast and doubles in price every threo years. Wo will 'show tho lands free of charge and sell in tracts of from 20 to G40 acres, We will sell on small payment and give five or ton years on Balance, and will take any piece back at tho same prico you givo if not satisfied. Wo aro anxious to show these lands. Send for circulars. Call or write to I. J, ROWLAND, A. O. MERCER, 23m Coleman, Michigan. - Mr. Claronco flufford loft Wednes day for Oborlln to attend collogo thoro. Mrs J. H. HulTord willjontortaln hor,Sunnay School olnss Saturday. Foil SAr,K-Good cook stove Ho. 0 Inqulro at Journal Ofllco. Mr. Thomas Morrison, of Maumee, was tho guest of Mr. Thomas Franey, Sunday. Mrs. ,7. F. Byrne and daughter Mrs E. ,7. Spllkor wero shopping in Toledo Wednesday. -Foil Salk-A largo furnace for Hot Water Heating Svstem, in good condition. KitKiNritAXK Hospital Mrs. II. M. Hoover entertained a few friends nt 6 o'clock tea Wednesday afternoon. Miss Marian Curtis was the guest of her sister, Mrs. Emma Leathorman, and family at Sylvnnin recently. Wanted One or two more room ers in private family. Board if de sired. Corner Second and Maple Sts. 3ia. I have just received a flne lot of Imported German Canries. Fine singers. Call and see tlierb at the Ilellf tisch Museum. Foil Sale Good top buggy $10.00 Extension lodder and two set single harness cheap. WM. GUTHRIE 3tb. Corner Fifth and Maple St.. Mr. and Mrs. H. Braun and Mrs. J. Bonner of Toledo were Sunday guests of Mr. Charles Braun and family. Mrs. Josephine Cranker has re turned from several weeks' visit with relatives in Jackson, Mich., and Chi cago, 111. FOR SALE -A good Born steel range. 0 holes and copper reservoir In good condition. Inquire of P. M. HELLFRISCH. Mr. Clarence Shipman has re turned to Grand Rapids, where he will resume his studies for the coming year. J. F. Byrna and family hod as Sun. day guests E. J. Spilker and wife of Webster. In the afternoon they all called on J. C. Byrne and wife whose guests was Mrs Andrew Kazmaier. v The Ladies Missionarv Society of the Presbyterian church will hold their regular meeting with Mrs- F. D. HegamaBter on Wednesday October 1st, at 2 p. m. All are cordially invited. Don't be misled by Ten Dollar tailors. We make a suit and abso lutely guarantee it for $15.00, $18.00 and $20.00. A. C. FULLER & SONS. The Misses Katherine and Marie Geartner of Findlay, Miss Vivian Hel mick of Garrett Ind. and C. E. Dickey Jr. from Toledo were the over Sunday guests ot Wm. Guthrie and family. Mr. and Mrs. Gus W. Snyder return ed to their home in Cincinnati last Monday, accompanied by Fred Keller of Lime City who will visit them for a few weeks. t The funeral of Mrs. Adam Snyder was held Saturday morning at the St. John's Lutheran church at Stony Ridge. The remains were interred at Luckey. FOR SALE. Number 1 cider mill, feed grindet and buckwheat grinder and saw mill; all in good shape; will be sold at a bargain if taken at once. 28tf A. T. DEWLAND. I Mr. nnd Mrs. Chas. Hostler, Mrs. McIIonry of Findlay, Mr. and Mrs. Harts; of Lasalle, Mich., Mrs. R. W. ' Sandwish of Fremont nnd Mr. E. Good of Fostorla wero Sunda'y guests of Mr. and Mrs. E. A. Undorhill. 1 Mr. and Mrs. Geo. Dixon, Mr. and Mrs. Walter Amnnden, Mrs. Anna Menominee of Toledo, and Mr. nnd Mrs. Fulton Mercer of Bowling Green were Thursday guests at the country home of Mr. Bert King and family. Mr. Ben Stone of Pembcrville drove his motorcycle to Perrysburg last Saturday morning with tho in tention of spending tho day and eve ning at tho Festival, but tho rain was too wet for Ben, and he hustled back homo between showers. Mr. and Mrs. R. Warns and daughters Katie and Anna attended a dinner party at tho home of Mrs. Winnan in Toledo Sunday, given in honor of Mrs. Winnan's brother, Mr. John Brensen, who left the first of the week for Germany, where he, with his family, will make their future home. The Rev. P. G. Shoendorff, pastor of St. Rose's church, has been granted a leave of absence to visit his mother who is seriously ill and not expected to recover. He will be absent for several weeks. The Reverend stated that his parents would have been able to celebrate their golden jubilee with in 3 years, but now any such hope is given up. i7 , wear Pleated Bosom Shirts? If you wear pleated bosom shirts, with or without attached cuffs, let us show you how well these particular garments can be laundered. We'll iron the shirt fronts straighi and even; with every pleat in place, smooth'and nicely fiulshed. We'll iron the culls so they are firm and stiff not limp and spongy. We'll return them to you free from rough edges. HOME STEAM LAUNDRY Bowling Green, Ohio I t IJ you have Rheumatism in any form, buy a box oi TRUSLERS RHEUMATIC TABLETS at Champney's Drug Store in Perrysburg. A guaranteed cure or mon ey back. . 2 2p TRADE.MARKS ami copyrights obtained or no see. oenu mouei. 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We give you w an unconditional uuarantee. - (? it $ The Elks Builders Supply Co. ay Phone Blue 41 PERRYSBURG S33333aS3S3S.!3:S3S33:'3 SSa: m (0 iMWTTi i mi yflm-wffl 19 m ' TS a If Every Storekeeper Only Knew the Saving he could effect in his light bill by using General Electric MAZDA lamps he would never have any inferior illuminant in his store at any price. He Would Prefer Electric Light as a matter of economy to say nothing about the brilliant white light ol the GE MAZDA lamps, unrivaled for show window illumination. If you would like to know more about the service these lamps are giving others, ask us. jValley Light & Power Co. IVLaumee Perrysburg 1 t jzrirr. .