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ij Politicians Go to Church Tho Scioto Gazette (Chilllcotho) draws attention to what Is getting to bo n common practice this spring for politicians to go to church meetings on Sunday and mako speeches boost ing themselves. This is a continental Sractico which herotoforo was con ned to tho Socialists in Amorica. Gov. Cox introduced tho practice in his own party. DISCOURTESY. "I don't think your father feels very kindly toward me," Baid Mr. Staylato. "You misjudge him. The morning after you called on mo he seemed quite worried for fear I had not treat ed you with proper courtesy." "Indeed I What did he say?" "He asked me how I could be so rude as to let you go away without your breakfast." THE MARRIAGE OF Capt. Kettle A ROMANCE OF THE SEA 1Y G. J, CUTCLIFFE HYNE frill. 19tt Tk. lobfct-Matrlll Ctmnr Tho carpenter rapped smartly at tho door, opened it, and waited to bo spoken to. "Yes?" said Captain Kettle. "I've sounded the Towers in every hold, sir. She's tight everywhere. Bo are all the compartments of the double bottom that I could get at." "Very good," Bald Kettle, and the carpenter went out. "And what's your Idea of her engines, Mae?" "Weel, I have no' had time to take a turn out of them, and there's no denying that outwardly they're dis graceful. Any engines with sea water on them and three months' neglect would be that. But with three days' labor, and some good nursing, I don't see they would be any worse than many of the marine engines that are now earning deevidends all over the seas. Gosh! there's that noisy-minded steward ringing the thing he call a gong for supper. It would mean a bath at least for mo If I was to come down, so with leave I'll stay in comfort as I am, and have a snack on deck. And so, Cap tain, as I Bee you're aching to beauti fy yourself, I'll leave ye." They had their after-dinner coffee out on deck under the wonderful African stars, and Captain Kettle found himself seated apart from the other men, hut near Miss Violet Chesterman by that lady's skilful management. Her face waB white and rather drawn, and there were heavy shadows under her eyes, all things that wero easily accounted for by the recent distressing ex periences she had undergone. . She talked composedly over recent events her own departure from the Wangaroo, which sho frankly stig matized as foolish, the arrival at the fortress, and her unexpected treatment thero. "I believe' Sldl Bergash really be lieved I would marry him, though to give Rim his duo he never did put It In so many words. But thero Is no doubt that both my brother and I wero in extreme danger, and the way you got us out of his clutches Is a thing that never can bo, properly rewarded." And she said more, much more, In tho same strain. It was flattering, it was fluent, yet somehow without being able to find out any definite cause of offense, Kettle found that it all in a yaguo way Jarred on him. But at last with a flash it dawned on him. Thero was a taint of pa tronage over this talk tonight. It was intended he should grasp that indiscretions in tho past were in discretions, and that she was tho great lady, and he tho hired mariner. All Captain Kettle's rebellious na turo leaped Into arms at the dis covery and as promptly became limp and submissive. Sho hnd made a mistake; ho had made a mistake; and if this was her way of putting things straight, ho ought not to bo the one to complain. "And now," said Bho, "I must speak tO( you on a moro intimate matter, and that is about your at tache nt to my mal to Emily. My eyes have told mo what your feel ings are In the matter, and both my brother and I wish to see you com fortably settled down. So wo have thought out what seems to ub a suitable wedding present, and my brother ah, hero's Georgo!" "Yes, old girl! Having a talk with the skipper? Did yau tell him our llttlo scheme?" "I loft it to you." "Well, Hnptaln, it's this. In a moment of stress I told you I'd give everything I possesFod In tho world to bo cnrrled Bifoly back on board hero, and as you're the man who's done the mnglo trick, you are natur ally entitled to tho pay. Of course when it comps to tho point I'm go ing to toll you 1 didn't really mean what I said, and nil the rest of it, nnd bo will you kindly waive the whole claim, and accept tho Norman Towors, as sho stands, In settle ment ?" Captain Kottlo Bwallowcd hard. "I couldn't, sir, I really couldn't. I do npprcclnto your splendid genoroBlty, but this Is beyond nil roason. Eight and a half por cent, is what you promised mo and that I'll tako in all gratitudo. But tho whole; I couldn't. Why, ship and cargo together aro worth two hundred thousand pounds." Tho big mnn put his hands in the pockets of his looso shooting-coat, and mndo a mocking bow. "If I vnluo my only sister at ono hundred fifty thousand pounds, which really Booms an lmportlnontly low figure, that only loaves fifty thousand pounds for myself, and In JubUco to my constituents I couldn't put It at less. But, Skipper, I profer not to look on it in that light. I owo you a tremondous dobt of gratitudo that I can never repay. You are, I trust, going to marry MIsb Dubbs, who is a girl I have a great liking for, and it will give mo real pleasure If you will accopt from my sister and my solf a wedding present which will, wo believe, provldo for you com fortnbly. You'll find papers In this envelope which will form an effi cient transfer of tho Btenmor from myself as full owner to you. And now, Violet, you're dead tired, and so am, I. You'd much bettor' go below and turn in. That's what I am going to do myself. We'll Bee Captain Kettle at breakfast tomor row morning." An hour later Mr. Forster, the el dorly second mate, knocked at tho chart-houso door and said: "There's a ship's life-boat rowing in hero from the entrance of the la goon. She's manned by white men. The moonlight shows them clearly." "Callers at this time of night?" said Captain Kottlo lightly, but within him he was conscious of a queer sinking feeling, and, as ho confessed afterward, a premonition of disaster. But to his officer he added In his usual brisk tones: "Very good. You needn't report again unlesB they seem to want help, or till they come up alongside. Keep a bright lookout." CHAPTER XXV. The Surviving Famish. E'Lti have to be married In Church of England," said the little sailor, "because that's tho tightest way of getting the splice made, but after you're Mrs. Kettle, I take it there'll be no more church for us. Miss Dubbs, dear." "I suppose not. Captain darling, if you wish it," said that flno young woman rather wistfully. "But with this splendid fortune you've got, we could afford it, and there's no doubt about where the best people go to." Some one knocked at tho door. "Yes, what Is It? Come in," said Kettle. Tho old second mate ap peared: "It's that boat. She's alongside, and at the foot of the ladder. There's a party steering that looks like Noah, and as far as I can understand bis jibber, he says the Norman Towers is his. Am I to let him and his peo ple on deck? They're the raggedeBt looking crew of beach-combers I ever saw in all my going a-flshing. There's ono of them seems to have gone clean loony. He's playing on the penny whistle. Spanish Ladles the tune is. He looks as pleased as if It was Saturday night and he was sitting on his own forecastle head." Captain Kettle sighed heavily. "Miss Dubbs, dear, I've a bad feel ing we've made those plans of ours too soon." "So have I. I feel as If pa, or an angel or somebody has only to utter a spell like 'Time, uentlomen, please,' and we'd all wake up, and tho money would be back In Sir George's pocket where it rightly belongs." Sho pressed the little sailor tightly to her ample bosom. "But sleeping or waking I've got you. You're real." "I hopo so," said Kettle miserably. "And now, my dear, If you'll excuse me, I must go." Already tho boat's crew had ship ped their oars and made fast their painter, and the helmsman, a blowsy old man with untrimmed hair and burst carpet slippers, had swung him self heavily on tho ladder, and was plodding up the side. His shoulders were humped with failure. The young successful shipmaster met him at the head of the' gangway. "Come on board, my man, and let's see what wo can do for you. I sup pose it goes without saying you've mot misfortune." "Aye, you may call it that, Mr. Kettle, mo man, or beg pardon, Cap tain Kottlo as I see you aro now by tho stripes on your cuff, Terrible smart follows for uniform, all you young officers nowadays." "Who aro you? By James, If poor old Captain Farnlsh weren't drowned and dead, I should say Hero, man, Just stop over into tho light." The newcomer dried moist eyes with tlfo back of his hand and laugh ed wearily. "It's a great mistake a man not being drowned when drown ed he's reported to be. Wo'vo found Hint half a score of times when wo'vo put in at places whore there was a consul and tried to raise a loan to victual tho boat. 'I want to draw on my owners for a pound,' I'd cay, 'to buy biscuit and a can of beef,' I'd toll him, and tho consul would prove to mo from Lloyds' ro ports that old Captain Saturday Far nlsh vVas drowned along with all hands that Bailed on tho Norman Towers, and then he'd pump out un pleasant talk about swindlers and confldenco mon boforo nil tho loafers In tho olllco till I'd bo fit to dlo of Bbamo. Oh, I toll you, Captain Kot tlo, mo man, tho llfo of a shipmaster when ho's allvo is a dog's llfo, but when ho'a officially supposed to bo flead It's plain boll." Captain Kottlo's mind flashed across to that comfortablo woman In tho bursting Batlns who livod in Mersoysldo Torraco, Birkenhead. "And you'vo never roportcd that you wero dllvo?" "I novor had tho hoart to any tho word, or a postage Btatnp to send it with." "Then mothor will havo drawn your insurance?" "Thero is nono, Owen, mo man. Thoro's not a penny to draw. I got a bit irregular about my paymonts, boing forgetful, owing to attacks of malaria, and tho insurance has lnp led. It'll havo been workhouBO for tho old woman and tho girls, unless he's got a bit of washing, or unless tho Arm's done something for them, which isn't likely." He rubbed his Bea-chappod hands together, and snif fed hungrily. ''There's a rnro tasty smell coming from below somewhere. MuBt bo cooky's putting up a bit of a Bnack for the steward and himself before they turn in.- D'you know, Owen, mo man, an onion's a fruit I haven't touched for six months, and for that matter I haven't seen meat half a dozen times." "Como away below, Captain. Mr. Forster, send the boat's crew for ward, and see them well attended to and fed, and serve them out a good stiff tot of grog. Come away, below, Captain, at once." Tho shnggy man sat at the end of tho saloon table eating steadily, eat ing as man only can eat after he has lived for months on the edgo of Btarvatlon, and MIsb Dubbs and Cap tain Kettle leaned elbows on tho tablo on either side of him, and star ed gloomily at ono another and at him. Conversation came disjolntedly, and between mouthfuls. It appeared that when cargo shift ed in the gale six months ago, and the Norman Towers lay helpless on her beam ends with the wind howl ing over her, Captain Farnlsh de cided that she would sink, but made up his mind to go down with her after the manner approved by his tribe. He was "old and useless," Ho would "never get another ship." He would be "far better off comfort ably drowned." Thero were institu tions which "would help tho widow I of a shipmaster lost at sea," while "no institution on earth except the workhouse would assist the wife of a disrated, out-of-work sea-captain." But certain of the hands impelled thereto by the musically-minded car penter lugged him with them into the boat and once there his old trick of seamanship saved tho lot of them. "We old shellbacks can handle open boats in heavy weather in a way that would surprise you brass bound swells of the newer school, Owen, mo man." They, too, sekv the Norman Towers, instead of turning turtle, shake her cargo amidships again, and blow off before the gale, and Farnlsh tried desperately to fol low, but lost her In the driving sea smoke. But he was then and later bitten with the theory that sho was either afloat somewhere, blowing about tho seas, or neatly ashore and offering her cargo for salvage. Thereafter hiB wanderings wero worthy of Homeric verse. He was old, he was not too competent, he had no particular charm that I ever saw to attract men to him. Ho had neither money nor credit with which to buy provisions. Why the crew stuck by him is one of those things that seem to be in the teeth of all reason. Ono can only conclude that for some obscure reason they must have loved the old man, and for that and no other possible cause they stuck to him. It must have been the most hope less kind of chase. He was Ignor ant about the mora modern niceties of currents, unsound on his trade winds, hopelessly out of date on the theory of storms. His dull rule of thumb science could not ever form a theory as to where they had drift ed to. But from somo obscure prick ing of the thumbs he had faith that she was either afloat, or neatly cast ashore, but, at any rate, waiting for him. "I knew I should hit upon the old girl at last if only I could Induce the hands to keep on long enough," Bald Captain Saturday Farnlsh. "Did you happen to find my old pipe In the chart house by any chance, or had the niggers scoffed It? Chips lugged me away In such a hurry I hndn't time to slip It Into my pock et. I should hate to lose that pipe. It's the ono mother gave me the year I earned all my bonus." "I have It In my own chart-room, on top. Thero was mother's photo, too. I took that also." Captain Kettle swallowed hard, Mention of that unclean meerschaum always upset him. "You're a gopd lad, Owen, mo man, and I'm glad it's you that's met with luck. You're young nnd you'vo all tho world before you, and now you needn't work. J'm old, nnd I'm out of date, and nobody wants mo. Eh, well, I wonder whon I shall on,' onions and tinned salmon again? Novor, probably," "Tomorrow, if you like," said Cap tain Kottlo, "That's very good of you, Owen, mo man. I suppose you'll glvo mo a passago homo. You'll find I'll not Intrude, I am real glnd that It's you that's picked up the old ToworB, and made a fortune out of her, and and" "And ruined you." "Well, you didn't sot out to do it, and don't think I bear you maiico, though if it had been any ono else I should havo boon fit to tear his throat out. It's not for mysolt I caro. It's poor mothor I'm thinking about Sho'B boon tho best possible wife to mo. I I did look forward to lotting her havo tho balance of nor dayB in comfort." Tho old mnn's unkempt gray beard dropped do leotodly on his chest. Tho stoward camo up to Captain Kottlo with a respectful whisper. "I'vo made ready for tho captain tho room tho African ladles had, sir, trusting that's your wish." "Very good." Kottlo put a hand on his guest's shoulder, and shok him gently. "I think you had bettor turn in." "Qui" rl' my dear, qui' rl, mother. Had a mos' Important business meet ing t' attend. You may put down that Malacca in tho hnt-stand. Really no offense, oV lady, though unsuc cestui I'm sorry to say. Future en tirely hopelesB. Help mo to bed, mothor." "Hero, let mo help," Bald Miss Dubbs, with suspiciously shining eyes. "No, don't you bother, stew ard. Tho cnptaln nnd I can man ago." Once moro they wero in the chart house, sitting side by side on tho settee. MIbs Dubbs stole out a sym pathetic hand, and gripped the Cap tain's fingers. "It's been very hard for him, poor old man, but wo have to face these unfortunates." "Yes," said Kettle, and drew his hand away. "I suppose you'd like to do some thing for him?" "Yes," said Kettle, and rested his torpedo board in tho heel of his fist. "It would be a charity if you did." "No," said tho little sailor, and itood briskly to his feet. "Miss," he said, "it'll he hare for you to un derstand, but that man's my old sea daddy. His wife was all tho mothei I ever know. Tho pair of them brought me up, and a hard enough pinch it must have been, but when thero wasn't enough to go round, they were the ones that went with out. That happened moro than once. There were times when employment was scarce, and they were nipped, miss, badly nipped; buffhero was al ways tucker for me, and clothes, and school-pence, and that's what I'm re membering now. When first I came to sea, Mrs. Famish I used to call her mother, y' know, miss-'-she said, 'You'll look after the old man, Owen,' and I said I would, and I've just got to. You see, miss, she was all the mother I've ever known, and anyway, I nover went back on my word. I couldn't throw charity to Captain Farnlsh, Miss Dubbs. He's got to have his ship back, with all that's In her in the way of cargo, just as sho was given to mo by Sir George. And now, Miss Dubbs, dear, I know what you think, and you can say It pres ently. I know In my present state I'm no man for a splendid lady like you to marry, and so I Want you please to consider our engagement at an end." "You throw me off, do you, Cap tain?" "If you put it that way." "Then look here, young man, I'll sue you for breach of promiso If you do as sure as my name's Miss Dubbs. After all the trouble I've had to get the man I wanted, I don't lose him like that", "I'm just a pauper, and I don't think I'll ever be anything more. It will be work for mine all the days of my natural." "Which Is precisely what I looked forward to when I first permitted you to pay me attention at tho Mason's Arms. I didn't mistake you for a bank manager in disguise, al though you may have thought so." The sailor clapped an enthusiastic arm round tho lady's waist. "Miss Dubbs, my dearest, how splendid you aro!" I "So that's all right," was her mur mured retort. "You're mine, Captain, till death us do part, and don't you forget it. But it will bo an upset for Sir George's plans." "If you don't mind, we'll not tell Sir George. He doesn't know Cap, tain Farnlsh, you see, and I should hate to have him think I was well, you know what I mean. Time enough to transfer to the old man when we get home and the ore's realized on and tho Norman Towers is sold,- It's By James, how dare you poke your un"leasant head in at my port hole, McTodd?" "Threo o'clock in the morning ant' tho skipper courting his girrl. 'Oh silver moon nnd Afric's stars, you've much to answer for.' G, It. Tenny son wrote that, and I aye thought it ono of his finest poems. Man, but flirrting llko this is a terrible ex ample to some of the ship's com pany. Mo, for Instance." "We'ro engaged," snapped Kettle Mr. McTodd rubbed his chin, and Bhut one oyo. "Aro yo tolling me that ns news?" "It's tho latest." "Oh, vara humorous," said McTodd, "Pulr young things, they've just dis covered what this Bma' worrld of a ship-board kenned since tho day wo first left Las Palmas. Miss, I kiss my hand to yo, and after I'vo been below to drink your health out of the chief engineer's whisky bottlo which Is under his bunk, I'll go to my chest, and see if I canna' find a suitable woddlnir present. But ! what I camo to tell Is this. That bluo-oyed saint has bwuiir off to thr shore. Do yo think thnt man'r straight, or Just an African? And whon is ho going to tako delivery of those Winchester rlflos h '-- ! ready paid for?" 'THE END. UMBRELLA HOLDER. Leaves Both Hands Free to Attend to Other Things. Ono of tho things that has holped- tho popularity of tho raincoat is tho universal objection to carrying an urn- Handy for Letter Carrier, brellu. Indeed, people in somo oc cupations find It impossible to carry umbrellas, nnd they will rejoico in the supporter designed by an Indiana i man. Particularly will letter carriers find it a convenience, as It will hold an umbrella ovor their heads and leave both hands free to get mail from their bag and ring tho doorbell. Tho holder 1b attached to the user's coat and has a groove In It and hooks to , engage whatever entors the grooves. Tno handle or the umureun is piaceu In the groove and clamped fast, hold lng the rain protector firmly above the owner's head. If the rain stops the umbrella can be closed and carried in the holder ferrule down, thus pre venting it from being an encumbrance even then. Any person who has bundles to carry would find ono of these devices useful. Artificial Lace. Mechanism and chemistry combined' have furnished Franco with a new product artificial lace. The general public has heard llttlo about it, but the lace manufacturers of Lyons, Calais and Caudry have for some time past been much perturbed over this unexpected competition to which they will have to submit. Artificial lace Is in effect a manu facture of a very simple nature, says tho Daily Consular and Trade Reports. There is no weaving employed In Its production. The machine consists in its essential parts of a receptacle con taining a cupro-ammonlncal solution of cellulose, a metallic cylinder upon which Is engraved the negative of the design and a coagulation vat, A rotary motion Is given to the cylinder, ovor which flows the solution which, entering the interstices of the engraved pattern, fixes itself Immedi ately In the coagulatlvo liquid, out of which emerges the texture ready to be dyed and dressed. , Artificial lace has a beautiful ap pearance. It Is homogeneous and un alterable; will wear better, and Is less combustible than ordinary laco. Water does not affect It. And desired pattern can be obtained by engraving a new cylinder. Starts Kitchen Fire. An automatic device for lighting the fire in tho kitchen range beforo any one comes downstairs has been in vented by an Indiana man. On a sup port running out from tho bottom of the stove an arm, holding a bunch of matches In an end, Is set up so that the matches are held close to tho pt-per under. the kindling, the door of the stove being open. A trigger ar rangement sets the matches afire and they in turn Ignite the kindling, and by that time tho apparatus has run down so that the match-holding arm 1b sprung back out of the way and the stove door closes automatically. This leaves the fire burning merrily with the proper draught on So that by the time the cook or housewife arrives In the kitchen the range will bo read; NI I I I ! 1 wifd Operated by Alarm Clock, for use, theroby saving so much time. Tho , whole device is operated by means of an alarm clock, which can bo sot to start the flro at any hour desired. Few Personal Cablegrams. Only 1 per cent, of the cablegrams sent over-seas are concerned with family or prlvato matters. The rest' are commercial, journalistic or official, fi From Leathoip to Boots, v-' A piece of leather can now be transformed into a pair of boots in 34 minutes, passing through the hands of 63 people and through 15 machines. , v- ' -Writ POVERTY NO EXCUSE FOR DISLOYAL WIFE "When poverty como In at tho door, Lovo goes out by tho window." SO runs the old quotation and It truth is oxompllfled almost ovory day In tho records of tho divorce courtB of any city, or in tho pleas of "non-support" entered by wives who aro living with their pnrcnts bocaua thoy say that their husbands cannot support thorn as thoy aro accustomod. to live. Now, however, Justico Nowburgor ' of New York has como out boldly and, declared that tho wlfo who leave her husband when ho is poor has no right to seek legal freedom or sup port from him, that poverty is no ground for complaint of any kind, and that It is tho wife's placo to help her husband and not to loavo him. The decision of tho justice 19 ap plauded by scores of men and women both, and is really a plea to tho wo men of today to put tho thought of. "homo" boforo tho question of them selves. To keep together a home should bo, according to these- men and woinerv of greater Importance than any per sonal comfort, and tho woman who has the real homo instinct, whoso unselflshness Is worthy of note, is she who sacrifices herself for the sake or others, and If necessary goes out into the world and adds her earnings tet her husband's rather than lose the. house where they havo brought their mutual lares and penatos. After all, what has a man's Income to do with a wlfo's loyalty? Why should she feel herself bound to stay with him, to love and honor him, only so long as hie Income U such that she may live on it in com fort? Sho does not stipulate any such, thing when she marries, does shof Yet half of the wrecked homes are brought about because the wife con stantly broods about having to work, so hard. Because sho allows self pity to creep, up into her heart to make the dish washing and the dally tasks doubly hard, becauso sho reproaches the harassed man with the cry that "she didn't liave to do such things at home," and so strikes the noto that, makes their house, or their apart ment, merely a transient place and sets up her parents' home as tho real "home." To the woman wortb while pov erty is the transient thing. Sho will always look forward to better days,, and will make her husband feel that he is going to succeed, but even if he doesn't at first she will do her best, and so spur him on with the courage born of lovo that ho will in time succeed and the shadow of want be lifted. For poverty is no excuse for dis loyalty, and the woman who leaves her husband to seek shelter with her parents, even though she keeps up a semblance of affection for him, is really disloyal, for tho wife's placo I to mako a homo for her husband, no matter what his circumstances. Don't you think so? Chocolate Pudding The materials required for this de licious chocolate pudding are one-half cupful of butter, one cupful each of sugar and milk, two eggs, well beaten, two spoonfuls of baking powder sifted with two cupfuls of flour. It should bo about the stiffness of pound cake, and may require a little more flour, as the different brands vary In their thick ening qualities. Dissolve one-half cake, of chocolate over tho teakettle, mix Bu togethor, pour into a mold and steam for two hours. Sauce for the chocolate pudding Beat together one whole egg and two yolks, adding one-half cupful of sugar, a pinch of salt and a half cupful of any preferred fruit Juice; cook in a double boiler, stirring constantly until o reamed. When cold add a teaepoonful of lemon juico and a half cupful of whipped cream and set on tho ice until ready to serve. Breast of Veal Stuffed Obtain a breast of veal, boned and opened; fill the, breast' loosoly with a. good bread stuffing, sow up the open end and braise in a pan with vege tables, as for roasting only keep your pan covered; cook well dono and mako sauce in pan as for roast beef. Ribbon flowers aro both fashionable and beautiful. Th0 rosebud spray la very pretty. Cut bias strips throe in ches, wide of chiffon or any soft sa tin fabric; satin is the host. Make a fold whloh will be one and a half Inches wldo. Fasten thread and start winding around and around. Keep tho fold tight in the center and loose on the outside until you havo your roso of tho desired size. For hair wreaths, which are so pretty, attach green roso foliage, whldn can bo bought for a small amount. Forget-me-nots aro made by cutting narrow bluo ribbon into five Inch lengths; make a. tight knot in tho center of each length, using a llttlo yellow for center. Either of these flowers aro very pretty on children's lints. Self-pulling corkscrews coet 25, 40 and SO cents. As these aro screwed down into tho cork a round lead con trivance fits the top" of the' bottlo and the cork comes out of itself. ,' ,i i , .. l .i;i m VI .-i- IjaMrtjggjgagg; ywMmsijw