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"f?$p3W?pps I 4. BRINGS JOY" A HELPLESS CRIPPLE i ifes&s s3Km&yAyfr&rr!,iac2atwpmi&s. Mary Fuller. Mary Fuller, the moving picture star, recently received a letter from a helpless cripple in which he said among other things, "You are my one inspiration to cling to u life of living death." Miss Fuller believes that she i fulfilling her mission in life by bringing joy into the lives of others. The Jeopard An applicant for a place as teacher In one of the colored schools at Louis villa was being examined touching hla fitness for the position. Ho was a email, dapper, yellow person, wearing gold spectacles, a long black coat and an abiding air of great dignity. Tho examination was In part oral and syntax had been reached. "Whit Is your defilntlon of the word Jeopardized?'" nsked the examiner. The candidate's brow wrinkled. "Which?" ho Intivlred. "What do you understand the word Jeopardized' to mean?" For just one short half-mlnuto ho hesitated. Then ho answered snor ously: "In reply to yo' question I would state that that would refer to any act committed by a jeopard." This would bo a graud old world it people could purchase experience on trial, with the privilege of returning it If not satisfactory. NOTED judge and PLIGHT GRANDSON Judge William It. Day and Rufus Spalding Day, Jr. Associate Justice William R, Day of tho United States supreme cpurt is one of tho proudest grandfathers in Washington A favorite grandson of his is Rufus Spalding Day, Jr., son of Rufus Spalding Day, also of the national capital. The youngest Day is tiow about two and no-half years ' old, and. wants to grow up to be a lawyer like his father and grandpa. HOW ADVERTISING WORKS Among the great inventions of tho nineteenth century was tho power press with its enormous capacity. Pub lic schools had become general, illiter acy was on tho wane and conditions were ripe for tho dissemination of in formation. It was then that tho power of tho press was added to the efforts of tho salesman, and tho manufacturer began to tell his story to the millions in less time than the "drummer" could talk to a dozen. Modern advertising, therefore, Is tho direct result of In creased production; It was concurrent with tho development of the arts and crafts and an essential part of progress and development. Nobody denies that there Is an oc casional abuse of advertising. Pub licity is a power, nnd it may be wielded for good or evil. Quack medicines have been exploited, but no more so than fake reformers. In legitimate fields, however, the secret of low price is rapid production, and to maintain a low prico there must be a market for the product. Not a spasmodic mar ket, but a steady demand that will keep pace with production. There is but cno way to retain such a market, once It is obtained, and that is to make a product that will bo so good that those who buy It once will buy it again and again. Tho greatest expenso in business to day is the matter of distribution. It is easy enough to produce, but -marketing is a vastly different matter. The man who makes something in Bridge port finds that ho cannot sell all he can produce in that town, so ho has to seek a market outsiac of his immediate environment. Through tho means of publicity he can tell all tho people about his goods, from Boston to -S-n Francisco, and ho can do it overnight. Advertising facilitates distribution and anything that makes tho marketing of goods easier and quicker is not an economic waste but an economic neces sity. Whether it bo sugar or shoes, tho successful advertlb'er makes what ho considers a flrst-class article, gives it a trade name and in tho columns of tho daily, weekly or monthly, or all three, ho strives to givo a logical reason why his particular product is entitled to public patronage and confidence. Ho tells tho truth according to his belief, because commercial candor is recog nized as a fixed law that underlies tho enduring success of evtfry modern busi ness that is founded upon advertising, and every good business man knows that to evade tho trutli means eventual failure. Leslie's. THINGS WE'VE NOTICED The most wonderful thing An In dividual opinion. Tho easiest thing Blaming it on tho other fellow. Tho hardest thing Proving It. Tho softest tiling Tho other fel low's Job. The wisest thing To mind your own business. Tho most foolish thing What wo said when wo tried. to appear bright. Tho sweetest thing Wo married her. Tho wettest thing A womua'a hat with three drops of rain on it. Tho driest thing Our rival's speech. The kindest thing Not to mention It. Tho most awkward tiling Tho knife at a dinner. Tho handiest thing An alibi. A. Walter Utting, from Judgo. WHEN OLD AGE IS A CURSE When it has lost self-respect. Whon the old havo not won tho ro spoct, tho confidence and the admira tion of relatives and those nearest to them. Whon thoy do not stand for any thing in their oemmunity. When their neighbors would not con sider their departure any loss. . When thol maglnation is foul and the thought impure When all tho youthful fires have gone out and only embers remain. Whon tho Individuality has been burned out by tho Ores of dissipation. When all tho reserves of onorgy and forco havo been prcmaturoly ex hausted by a vlclou3lifo. When tho individual has not learned tho art of self-control and patience. When young people can not llvo with It with any comfort. When it has dovelopcd only vulgar ity, coarseness' and animnlity. When it has left tho individual ugly, disagreeable, touchy, cynical, critical, uncharitable, unkind. When hopo and cheer havo fled. When ambition and aspiration are dead. When they havo lost tho zest for llfo, tho desiro for usefulness. When thoy have no aim in life. Whon tho sap of life has gone and tho individual 1b like a julceless orange. When all that Is good, sweet and noblo has evaporated and "M la empty. What Makes a Girl Populai Every girl has the perfectly natural desire to be popular with the other sex, and overy girl is interested In knowing the secret of stitch popularity. Some tills havo the luca that the way to have a good time ia to break away from the recognised rules of social life. The free-and-easy, reckless type of girl may receive a good deal of at tention of a certain kind, but it is safe to say that men do not really earn for such a girl. Cortalnly they do not have any respect for her. They may enjoy a summer flirtation with her, but such a girl nevor enters seriously into their thoughts. The girl who is kind and thoughtful to her parents is the girl whom they admire. The girl who 13 disrespectful to her parents will not long retain the respect of others. Men know very weir that a girl who do ceives her mother cannot be trusted A good daughter has in her the mak ing of a good wife, and a man remem bers this when he, begins to think ser iously of matrimony. Frances Frear, in Leslie's. Horrors of Mormoniem Small Son "Ma, what's Mormon Ism?" Mother "Urn men who havo a good many wives." "A good many?" "Yes; thirty or forty, sometimes." "Oooo! That's awful!" "Yes, my son." "Just awful! 1 wouldn't like to havo thirty or forty mammas to spank me.' All That Prevented Him , "What's tho matter with the train?" asked the lecturer, vexed with tho speed they were making. "It you don't like this train," the guard retorted, "you can get out and walk." "By Jove!" said the lecturer, "I'd do it; but a reception committee is to meet mo at my destination, and I don't want to get in ahead of time." A woman says that the longer a man studies the curves of a decanter the closer he is apt to imitate them on his homeward journey in tlio early morn. PARIS FASTTTON HINT Afternoon dress of white net with a hand-embroidered border. Long shirred sleeves of plain white net Novel sash of knitted silk and differ ent colored beads set off the, dress. i I i twit i u$y ft I W bjtM THE JESTERS In ancient limp a tho pitted Joker was cti&iarti) It) tiie Ktna vim mut tered, "II tin Ifi? iolor HUB gent of quip and lling mu.it nitty nrin I my throne and choer m-, who 1 ui sad and sore, when there nro Fellow fan tods near mo, and llfo ltsolf's a bore." And so n humorist stood chaffing around each royal throne and kept his nobs, tho monarch, laughing, until ho broke a bono. Then funny men wero scarce as thunder, and so became a (lower; for in thoso days it is no bonder most men wero grim nnd 'our. Their talk was nil of siege and battle, of scaffold and of block; and blest tho fellow who could rattle a sprightly lino of talk! And life today is pretty dreary, for men are commerco mad; 'they chaso along, all frayed nnd weary, to gain iho Biiluing scad. So nervousness with them is chronic, resulting from the stress; and when they feel they need a tonic, they seek it in the press. They have no time to read a volumo on "How to Savo Your Goat," but in tho Bugle's funny colyum thoy find an antidote for many of the woes that scar them and make them gray and old, for many of tho cares that jar them 'and turn their trilbys cold. When llerco revorso or thrcat'nlng rumor brings to the heart a pain, how blessed is this balm of humor, that keeps us calm and Ban?! Tho joker of the press Is only a fall guy, liko ourselves; and oftentimes uls heart Is lonely, and bare his cup board shelves. You'd think, to read his merry twitter, his llfo was ono glad senj, mat nothing in that life was bitter, tunc nothing e'er went wrong. But tiuy-scvcn kinds of troubles he knows and deeply feels; he does not sit 'rouuu blowing bubbleB or kicking up his heels. Too often, attor writing jingies, he has to pawn tlio spoons, while in his creaking stomach mingles Ills tare of slaw ana pruncs. Tho Joker is a man of sorrow, of great ami ui vers vols,; he never knows but that tomorrow Vue sheriff will fore close. And often, iilied with milk and sau, he turns h3 bright quips out, wuue in his back he has lumbago and in his feet tlio gout. But, still, oh, 'jravo and patient mor tal! he hits tho lettered keys and turns out tilings that make U3 chortle and yell and gasp and sneeze. He 'lianas to ub the go den chalice of gladnesa and content e'en while ha leaves hla ana content, e en wmio no leaves ins rent. By Walt Mason from Judge. The Worst Kind of Mortgaga Is it not a disheartening tiling to go through life under tho harrow of debt, struggling to get release under cir cumstances that give no hope of re lief? Is it not unfortunate to feel that wo can never lltt the mortgage from the home, that in spite of all our ef forts it must Anally be sold over the heads of those dearer to us than lite itself? But all this Is nothing com pared with the mortgage of vice upon tho character which blights the lite. Many a man has died without being able to lift tho mortgage from his home, yet has been rem success, for he kept his manhood clean, his integ rity unstained, anu, although he left no material wealth, he has enriched tho lives of all who knew him. Tho nicotine mortgage upon your vitality, the alcohol mortgage wnlch hardens your nerve llbre, benumbs the brain cells, paralyzes the power to achieve, and makes you a. slave insteau of a king, are encumbrances compared with which the mere mortgage upon your home is a blessing. If you are mortgaged to the cigar ette harbit which demoralizes your am bition, poisons your blood, benumbs your nerves and vitiates your" aim; if you havo a whisky mortgage, an im morality mortgage on your character which you have been trying for years to lift, this is infinitely worse than your chattel mortgage or real estate mortgage. The mortgage on your homo may not touch your real belt, in splto of it you may be a man, re spected, looked up to, admired. If your life has been clean, you may have mado every acre of land in your vicin ity worth more, ls.it if your character is mortgaged to a demoralizing habit; if you are the victim of a degrading vice that holds you uown, cripples your advance, this is a thousand times worse. It loses you not only your re spect, but also the respect of thoso who know you. How to Fill the Churches A method of sermon collaboration which may exercise great influence upon tho vexed problem of church at tendance was recently tried at Los Angele3. Nine ministers of that city got togother and produced one sermon and on tho next bunday nine congre gations .listened to the same sermon, one of tho best they had over heard. Such a plan makes good use of di versified gifts. One preacher may bo skillful in the use of illustrations, an other particularly happy in literary and historical allusions, ,a third a mas ter In theology, another gifted with evangelistic fervor, and so on through all the elements that may enter into a sermon. From Leslie's. Death must bo a welcomo relief to the man who Is compelled to hustle eighteen hours dally in order to keep his life insuranco premiums paid up. Some men wait for things to turn up, ant soma others turn them up while they wait. Inconsistent "Then you don't think I practlco what I preach, eh?" querlod tho min ister, in talking with one of tho dea cons at a meeting. "No, sir; I-don't," repllod tho deacon. 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