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VOL. I, NO. 22. THE GRAVE. BT R. JOSKLTJT. , m Why should the good go there?. 'Tis a dark and cold abode, , , For the holy men of praise and prayer, Who have dwelt so long in the pleasant air And sunshine of their God. Why go the learned and wise To a house so close and damp? They can gaze not there at the mystic skies, Nor watch the stars as they fall and rise, " . . Nor read by the midnight lamp. Why g the rich and gay To a hut so mean and small? No chance is there fora proud display; . There is scarcely room in the walls of clay For the lusty worms to crawl I But foe him who is struggling on , In wild ambition's race, Who foels that the goal cannot be won That his spirits droop and his strength gone, 'Tis a quiet resting place And frr him, who Las weary grown . " ,?lUitfld'4&L loVes him not, '. Whoso joys have vanished and hopes flown, Whtee on ly wish is to be alone, Indeed, 'tis an envied spot ! THE BOY HEROES. A. Scatclt of the Earlv Western Life. - When Kentucky was an infant State, and before the foot of civilization had to Lis litde room. 'Help us! - Help us, father, cried Phil-1 the slow and humiliating expedient of -trodden her giant forests, there lived up- The two boys thought not of sleep, or ip, as he hurried down the ladder. 'I've 'climbing it. But an outline of the form on a branch of Green River, in the west- if they did it was only to avoid it. Half shot one of them! They are murderous of the fugitive, fleeing in the direction of era part of that State, an old hunter, by an hour passed away, and. they could hear robbers! . Hold 'em! hold em!' the boy ! the house, assured him that he had mis- the name of John Slater. His hut was their father snore. Then they heard a continued, clapping his hands to the dogs, j taken the species of the game. His heart " upon the south bank of the , stream, and movement from those below. Philip Old Slater comprehend the nature of the j throbbed from an hundred sensations, a- savea small patch of some dozen acres crawled silently to were he could peep scene in a moment, and sprang toward the mong them an apprehensionfrom the con that had been cleared by his axe, he was down through a crack, and he saw one of : spot were the hounds had the two men up- sequences of what would" have resulted shut up by dense forests. Slater had but the men opening his pack, from which he on the floor. The villains had both lost from discharging his rifle, when he had two children at home with him twosons, j Philip and Daniel, the former fourteen, ana ine latter iweive years oi age. ins elder children had gone South. His wife was with him, but she had been for seve ral years an almost helpless cripple from "the effects of severe rheumatism. It was early in the spring a,nd the old hunter had just returned from Columbia, where he had been to carry the product of his winter's labor, which ' consisted mostly of furs. He had received quite a sum of money, and he had brought it home with him. The old man had for several years been accumulating money, for civilization was gradually, approaching iiim and he meant that his children should .start no fair terms with the world. . One evening, just as the family were sitting down to their frugal supper, they were attracted by asudden howling of the dogs, and as Sfater went to tne door to see what was the matter, he saw three men approaching his huf. "lie quickly quieted the dogs, and the strangers approached the door. They asked for something to eat, and also lod ging for the night. John Slater was not the man to refuse a request of that kind, and he asked the strangers in. They set their rifles behind the door, unslung their packs, and room was made : for them at the table. They represented themselves i 1 1 . . i j a , p - tt; jis travelers bound farther west, intending to "cross the Mississippi in search of a settlement. . . . '"'The new comers were far from being agreeable or prepossessing in their looks, but Slater took no notice of the circum stance, for it was not his nature to doubt any man. The boys, however, did not . like their appearance at all, and quick glances which they gave each other told of their feelings. The hunter's wifewas 'not at the table, but she sat in her great easy hair by the fire, r Slater entered into conversation with the guests, but they were not very free' j after a while the talk dwindled away to mere occasional questions.' Philip, the elder jof the boys noticed that the men cast uneasy glances about the room and he 'watched them narrowly! His fears had become excited and he could not rest. He knew that his father had a large sum of money in the house, and his first thought was that these men were there for the purpose of robbery, i; Afterthe supper was finished, the two boys " quickly cleared off the table; then they went out of doors. It had became dark, or, rather, night had fairly set in, for there was a bright moon, two-thirds full, shining down upon the forest. 'Daniel,' said Philip, in a low whisper at tho sametime casting a look over his ehottldef, do yu think of those 4rto TOM?' 'I'm afraid they're bau ones returned .'So am I. I believe they mean to steal .father's money. ' Didn't you notice how "4hey looked around?' . ?Yes.' -'So did I.. If we should tell father what we think, he would only laugh at us that we are scare-crows.' I 'But we can watch, 'em.' 'Yes, returned the other; 'and we will watch, 'em; but don't let them know it.' 4 he boys held some further consulta tion, pnd then going to the dog house they iet the small door back so that the hounds might spring forth if they were wanted Soon afterwards they re-entered the ' house. . If they had desired to speak with their "father about their suspicions they jti'dXH) chance, for the strangers sat close by him all the evening. y At length, however, the old man signi fied his intention of retiring and arose to go out of doors to see the state of affairs without, v The three men lonowea mm but they did not take their weapons. The old lady was asleep in her chair. 'Now,' whispered Philip, 'let's take two of father's rifles up to our bed. We may want em. We arc as good as men with Daniel sprang to obey, and quickly as possible the boys slipped two rifles from their peckets behind the great stove chim ney, and carried them up to their sleeping place, then they hastened back and cm tied the priming from the strangers re turned they had resumed their seats. The hunter's cabin was divided into two apartments on the ground floor, one of them, in the end of the building, being the old man's sleeping room, while the "other was the large living room, in which the company at present sat. Overhead there was a sort of scaffolding, reaching only half way over the large room below it, and in tlm opposite end of the building from the V.ifie slecp;g apartment of the hunter. $. rough ladder led up to the scaffold, and ' on it, close up to the gable end, was the boys' bed. There was no partition at the edge of this scaffolding, but it was all open to the room below. Spare bedding was spread upon the floor of the kitchen for the three travel- lers, and after everything had been ar-! ranged for their Comfort, the boys went up to their bed, nd the old man retired took several pieces or raw meat. The man examined the meat by the rays of the moon, and moving toward the end ; window he shoved the sash back and threw the pieces of flesh out to the dogs. Then he went back to his bed and laid down. At first the boy thought that this might be thrown to the dogs only to attract their attention, but when the man laid down, j cast his eyes about the room. They rest the idea of poison flashed through Phil- j ed a moment upon the body of him who ip's mind. He whispered his thoughts j to his hrother. 1 he first impulse of little i Daniel as he heard thathis poor dogs were to be poisoned was to cry out, but a sud den pressure from the hand of this brother kept him silent. At the end of the boys' bed there was a dark window a small square door and it was directly over the dog house. Philip resolved to go down and save the dogs. The undertaking was a dangerous one; for the least noise would arouse the villians--the'boys felt assured they were villains and then the consequence might be fatal. But Philip Slater found himself strong in heart, and he determined upon the trial. His father's life might be in his hands! This thought was a tower of strength in itself. Philip opened the window without mo ving from his bed, and it swung, upon its 'leathern hings without noise. Then he drew off the sheet, and tied one corner of it to the staple by which the window was nooked. The sheet was then lowered on the outside, and carefully the brave boy let himself out upon it. He enjoined his brother not to move, and then he slid noisely down. The hounds had just found the meat, but thev drew back at their young master's beck, and Philip gathered the flash all up. He easily quieted the faithful brutes, and then he quickly tied the meat up in the sheet. There was a ladder standing near the dog house, and setting this up against the building, Phil ip made his way back to his little loft and when once safely there, he pulled the sheet in after him. - The strangers had not been aroused, and with a beating heart the boy thanked God. He had performed an act,simple as it might appear, at which many stout hearts would have quailed. The dogs growled as they went back to their kennel, and if the strangers heard them they thought the poor animals were growlinc over the repast they had found. At length the hounds ceased their noise and all was quiet. An hour passed away, and so did another. It must have been nearly midnight when the men moved again, and then Philip saw the rays of a candfe flash up through the cracks of the floor on which stood his bed. He would have moved to the crack where he could peep down butat that moment he heard a man upon the ladder. He uttered a quick whisper to his brother and then lay per fectly still. The man came to the top of tn ladder and held his light up so he could look upon the boys. The fellow seemed to be satisfied that they" were as leep, for he soon returned to the ground floor, and then Philip crept to his crack, He saw the men taking knives from their pack, and he heard them whispering. We'll kill the old man and old woman first,' said one of them, 'and then we'll hunt up the money. If thosehtUe brats up there (he pointed two the scaffolding) wake up, we can easily take care of them. But we must kill 'em all,' said another of the villians. Yes,' returned the first speaker, 'but the old ones first. If we touch the young ones first they may make a noise and start the old man up.' 7. 'Philip's heart beat with horror., . ' 'Down the- ladder outside! quick!' he whispered to his brother. 'Down, and start up the dogs! Run fox the front do,or and throw it open -it isn't fastenedl O, UPPER SANDUSKY, OHIO, THURSDAY, SEPT. 29, 1853. do let the dogs into the house as quick as you can. I'll look out for father while you go.' N Daniel quickly crawled out through the little window, and Philip seized a rifle and crept to the edge of the scaffold. Two of the villains were just approaching the door of his father's room. They had set the candle down on the floor so that its light would fall into the bed room as soon as tho door was opened. Philip drew the hammer of his rifle back and rested the muzzle upon the edge of the boards. One of the men had laid his hand upon the wooden latch, The boy hero uttered a single word of prayer, and then he pulled the trigger. The villain whose hand was upon the door uttered a sharp, quick cry, and then fell upon the floor. The bullet had passed through his brain. For an instant the two remaimna: vil- lains were confounded, but they quickly comprehended the nature and position of their enemy, and they sprang for the lad der. They did not reach it, however, for at that moment the outer door was flung open, and the hounds four of them sprang into the house. With a deep, wild yell, the animals leaped upon the villains, and they had drawn them to the floor just as the old hunter came from his room. their knives, and the dos had so wound- ed them that they were incapable of fur- ther resistance With much difficulty the nimals were called off, and then the two j men were lifted to a seat. There was no need bf binding them, for they needed J more some restorative agent, as the dogs had made quick workm disabling them, After they were looked to, the old man had been shot, and then turned upon the j bovs. Philin told him all that had han- pened. It seemed some time before the J r r old hunter could crowd the whole teeming , truth through his mind; but as he gradu ally comprehended it all; a sofl, grateful, proud light broke over his features, and he held liis arms out to his sons. . 'Noble, noble boys!' 'he uttered, as he clasped them both to his bosom. 'God bless thee for this. 0, I dreamed not that you had such hearts! Bless thee? bless thee!' For a long time that old man gazed on his boys in silence. Tears of love and gtatitude rolled down his cheeks, and his whole face was lighted up with most joy ous, holy pride. Long before day -light Philip mounted the horse and startled off for the nearest settlement, and early in the forenoon the officers of justice had the two wounded villains in charge, while the body of the third was removed. They were recog nized by the officers as criminals of old notoriety, but this was their last adventure for the justice they had so long outraged fell upon them and stopped them in their career. Should auy of our readers chance to pass down the Ohio river, I beg they will take notice of a large white mansion that stands upon the southern bank, with a wide forest park in front of it, and situated some eiyht miles west of Owensboro'. ' Ask your steamboat captain who lives there, and he will tell you 'Philip Slater and Brothers, retired flour merchants.' They were the Boy Heroes of whom I have been writing. THE SHINING EYES. The first meeting of Daniel Boone, the "hunter oi Kentucky," with the maiden who afterwards became his wife, is thus narrated by his biographer: Young Boone was one night engaged in a fire hunt with a young friend. Their course led them to the deeply timbered bottom which skirted the stream that wound round Bryan's pleasant plantation. The reader may have an idea what sort of a pursuit it was that young Boone was engaged in, during an event so decisive of his future fortunes, we present a brie sketch of a night fire hunt. Two persons are indispensible to it. The horseman that precedes, bears on his shoulder what is called a fire pan, full of blazing pine knots, which cast a bright, flickering glare through the forest. The second follows, at some distance, with his rifle prepared for action. No spectacle is more impressive than this, of pairs of hun ters thus kindling the forest into a glare. The deer reposing quietly in his thicket, is awakened by the approaching cavalcadej and instead of flying from the portentous brilliance, remains stupidly gazing upon it, as if charmed to the spot. The animal is betrayed to its doom by the gleaming of its fixed and innocent eyes. This cru el mode of securing a fatal shot, is Jailed in hunter's phrase shining tlie eyes. The two young men reached the corner of the farmer's field at an early hour in the evening.---Young Boone gave the cus teaitCry signal to his mounted companion that preceded him to stop an indication that he shined the eyes of a deer.. Boone dismountd and fastened his horse to a tree Ascertaining that his rifle was in good or der, he advanced cautiously behind a cov' ert of bushes, to rest the right distance for a shot. The deer is remarkable for the beauty of its eyes when thus, shined. The mild brilliancy of the two orbs wa3 distinctly visible. Whctherwarnedby presentment or arrested by a palpitation and strange feeling within, at noting a new expression by the blue and deAvy light gleamed in his eyes, we say not. But the unerring rifle fell, and a rustling told him that the game had fled. Something whispered him that it was not a deer; and yet the fleet step, as the game bounded away, might easily be mis taken for that of the lighted animal. A second thought impelled him to pursue the rapidly retreating game, and he sprang away in the direction of the sound leaving his companion to occupy himself as he might. The fr.W-re had the advan tage of a considerable advance of him, and apparently a better knowledge of the location of place. But the hunter was perfect in all his field exercises, and scarce ly less fleet-footed than a deer, and he gained rapidly on the object of his pur suit, which, advanced a little distance par allel, with the utmost accomplishments of gymnastics, clearing the fence at a leap. The hunter, embarrassed with his rifle and various accoutrements, was driven to first shined those liquid blue eyes The dogs opened on him as he ap proached the houze, and advertised the master of the house that a stranger was approaching. Having hushed the dogs, and learned the name of his visitant, he introduced him to the family as the son of their neighbor Boone Scarce had the first words of introduc tion been uttered, before the opposite door opened, and a boy apparently of seven, and r'girl of sixteen, rushed in panting for WafTi nnrl smmo- nfTWo'nfnnPfl " u.v-v. 'Sister went down to the river, a panther chased her, and she is almost scared to ; death,' exclaimed the boy. The ruddy flaxen haired girl stood full in view of her terrible pursuer leaning up on his rifle, and surveying her with the most eager admiration. , . 'Rebecca, this young Mr. Boone, son of our neighbor,' was the t laconic intro duction. Both were young, beautiful, and at that period when the affections exercise the most energetic influence. ; The circumstances of the introduction were favorable to the result, and the young man felt that the eyes had shined his bosom as fatally as his rifle shot had ov er the innocent deer of the thickets. She, too, Avhe.n she saw the light, open, bold forehead, the clear, keen, yet gentle, affectionate eye, the firm front, and the impress of decision and fearlessness of the hunter; when she interpreted a look which said as distinctly as looks could say it, 'how terrible it would have been to have fired!' can hardly be supposed to have regarded him with indifference. Can it be wondered at that she saw in him her beau ideal of excellence. The in habitants of cities, who lived in mansions and read novels stored with unreal pic tures of life and the.heart, are apt to im agine that love, with all its golden illusions is reserved exclusively for them. - It was a most egregious mistake. A model of ideal beauty and perfection is woven in almost every youth's heart,of thebrightest and most briliant threads that compose the web of existence. It may be said that this forest maiden was deeply and foolish ly smitten at the first sight. All reason able time and space were granted to the claims of maiden modesty. . As for Boone; he was remarkable for the baclj woods attribute of never being beaten ouLof his tracks and liftceasprl not to woo until he gained the heart of Re becca Bryant. In a word, he courted her successfully and they were married. Wonderful Parturition. The Mis sissippi Times, (Holly Springs,) of the first September, comes to us with the fol lowing announcement: Seven Children at One Birth Mississip pi against the World! The most aston ishing parturition recorded in the annals of the human race, we are informed, oc curred last week in the vicinity of Salem. Tippah county, in this State. Our infor mation is from a gentleman of veracity, who states that a lady of that neighbor hood has just become the mother of seven children atone birth! Was there ever a woman in the world that beatfthis? Is there a woman living that can beat it? An Important Land Office Ques tion Settled. We hear that the Secre tary of the Interior Department has very recently render his desision upon theap peal to his judgment from the Land Office Commissioner's adverse ruling, in the case of the Camanche claim to certain veryval uable lands near St. louis. The decission comfirms that of the Commissioner. Many women are loved without knowing it, and many think they are loved when they are not. They generalty find out their mistake after marriage. . . . A COLUMN OF FUN. BY SHEARS, JR. Marriage Licenses. A fellow went into a Squires's office" up in Norwalk not long since, and said, "Squire I swear ! want an order for a woman!" lie was of course served "with a marriage license. Speaking of licenses, reminds us of an other incident which occurred not a great way from the same place A long and lean Yankee came into the office one day and asked for a marriage license. It was accordingly drawn up. Zeb, (so we call the Yankee,) gave in his name, but on be ing asked for the name of the lady, re plied: " There, now, Squire guess you've kin der got me." "How so sir?" " Why, d'ye see, up to where I lived I have been courting two gals; one 'em is poor and the other rich. Now, Squire, darned if I liketu tell about it, but I will, by golly. You see I like both gals all fired well, but somehow 'nuther I like the poor one best. My folks think tother way, darn 'em. So I calkelate I'm in a quand'ry, ain't I, Squire?" " Rather, sir. What do you propose to do?" " Golly, Squire, I've got it. You jest leave that ar place for the gal's name, blank. I'll go to hum, put on my Sunday go to meetin' clothes, go and call on both of them critters, and which ever one I ! like best then why, darn ye, fcquire, he! he! don't you see! I'll justput her name in the blank, the darlin' gal!" - " No, no, sir! the law," That is not allowed by j "Neow du, Squire; du. I'll act honest, I swear." But our legal friend was inexorable. He explained to Zeb that no such arrange ment could be made without breaking the laws. The Yankee coaxed, Pegged, pray ed, entreated, but all in vain. At last he gave over, and seating himself was ab sorbed in silent meditation. In ten or twelve minutes he got up. " Squire," he said, my mind's made up. If I can't have that ere place left blank I 'spose choosing one or tother's the game. that gushes forth upon the devoted au Jeminy, but it's hard to give up that poor ! diencc. Imagine Trinity Church organ, gal, but our folks don't likelier, so jest putthe rich gal's name down Utere golly, ! I'm a married man." This was accordinvlv don r.na dZeb walked away slowly and half lj to-. wards his home. This is all true Aader. Extravagance. A full grown buck- eye in rather an oblivious and "bamy" state, tumbled into a stage coach one brifi-ht" morn, beside a traveler who was in pursuit of knowledge, certainly at thst time "un der difficulties." After the ribbons had been picked ups and the horses received notice to start, the traveler remarked that Ohio was a fine country. "T hie an'tnothingelse!" hic-cou-h-ed the Buckeye. " What is the staple production, sir?" " Co-or-on." " You must raise a large quantity. What is done with it?" " W-h hic-why, a great deal is used up in wh-hic-isky, and some they waste in making breudf Anecdote of a Widower. A minis ter who had lost his wife and had become wearied of his second edition of the sin gle state, was once instructing a congre gation from the passage. "" Use this world as not abusing it," &c. In the course of his remarks he took occasion" to mention some things which" a Christian could dispense within this world. In the category he placed a wife. He had, how ever, scarcely said, " A man may do without a wife," when his own experience stoutly .protested, and he finished this branch of. the subject by saying in the simplicity of his heart, "but my brethren, it's mighty hard!" Apropos of "Bores:" they are of a good many kinds, and very long winded preachers may certainly be counted among them A good story is told of a certain preacher in a Western State, who was wont to indulg in unconscionable long ser mons, and who once exenanged with a brother who always delivered short ones, and always very good ones, also. At the usual hour for closing the services, the people became uneasy, and being inspired with the love of warm dinners rather than long sermons, went out one by one, till the preacher was left with the sexton. Still he continued to " blaze away," till that functionary, seeing no prospect of a close, walking deliberately up to the pulpit stairs, and handinghim the key, requested him to lock up when he got thrcvh, and leave the key at his house as he went along. i5TThe Proprietors of a town site in Wisconsin advertises his lo'.s for sale on this wise: " The town of -and surrounding country is the most beautiful the God of nature ever made. The scenery is celes tial divine; also two wagons to sell and a yoke of steers." ifSFAbby Kelly, in one of her lec tures, expressed strong faith in Providence ultimately coming to the aid of the'wo men, in their attempt to gain their rights. ' All things are possible with God," ex- Maimed the pious Abby. v "Divil the bit!" responded an Irish list ner in a dark corner. " lit make a man of yees" nut al fe to The Women Movement A Highly " Col ored" Speech. At the " Wvmans Biglds Convention" in New York, where all shades and hues of character and skins were mixed up, 'and"' where so much of the scandalous was ac ted on the most notable speech was made by a colored woman. The report gives us the particulars. Sojourner is evidently " one of 'em!" "Sojourner Truth, a negro woman ask ed permission to speak in the afternoon, which was granted by the chair. Yells and hooting from the gallery. - The meeting was declared adjourned to three o'clok. Cries of " We'll be here to hear Sojour cr Hurrah!" In the r.fternoon, the President ascen ded the platform, and with commen dable composure took her seat. She was soon followed by Miss Lucy, in pants, and .ias or Mrs. Sojourner Truth, a col ored lady of some sixty winters, in a wo man's blue gown and black pinafore. " A white cotton 'kerchief was bound around her sable brows, and in the immensity of its folds her phrenological developements were concealed, and her hair retained in proper position. The President then announced to the audience that Miss or Mrs. Sojourner Truth arose, and so did a perfect storm of applause, hisses, groans, and undignified ejaculations. One young lad, with red J hair, whose education had evidently been greviously neglected, insinuated that the colored lady was not then acting in her ac customed spheie, by calling for "an oyster stew with plenty of crackers." Another young rascal, witn a curty smrt ana lace, said he would take " half a dozen one half shell." Another scape-grace called vo ciferously for a " six-penny plate of clam soup." Notwithstanding these unmannerly, un handsome and ill-timed calls for bivalves, Sojourner Truth came forward to the desk, rolled up her eye-balls in scorn, frowned indignantly, and raised her hand and voice in wrath. She spoke. Ye who have not heard the roar of the cataract can form but a meagre idea bf the volume of sound forgetful for a time'of its sacred duties with its Tow bass and trumpet-stops pulled out, all the keys down, and two men and a boy working for dear life at the bellows, and you have a gentle specimen of the angry voice of Sojourner Truth. ffije said: " It is good "for me to come forth for to see what kind of spirit you are made of. . I see some of you have got the spirit of the goose, and a good many of you have got the spirit of snakes. Great applause, and cries of 'go on,' ' that's the style,' ' show your pluck,' 'give it to.them, ' during which that young scapegrace in the gallery called for a ' small fry,' I feel at home here. A venerable old gen tleman, occupying a front seat, said, 'so you ought, '11 was born in this State, I 've been aslave in this State, and now I'm a good citizen of this State. Vocif erous demonstrations of applause. I was born here, and I can tell you I feel to home here. Queer man under the gal lery, 'that's right; make yourself at home; you're welcome; take a chair. I've been looking round and watching things, and I know a little might 'bout Woman's Rights, too. Applause, and cries of 'go it lively; you'll have a fair show.' I know it feels funny, kinder funny and tickling, to see a colored woman get up and tell you about things and Woman's Rights, when we've all been trampled down so't nobody thought we'd ever git up agin. But we have come up, and I'm here; There was a king, in old times, in the Scripters, that j said he'd give away half of his kingdom, and hang somebody as high as Haman. Now he was more liberaler than the pres ent king of the United States, 'cause he wouldn't do that for the women Roars of laughter, on the conclusion of which a middle-aged gentleman, with a florid coun tenance, short hair and old fashioned shirt collar ventured to correct the lady as to the title of our Chief Magistrate, but the lady would not change the name, and con tinued. But we don't want him to kill the men, nor we don't want half of his kingdom; we only want half of our rights, and we don't get them, neither But we'll have them, see 'f we don't; and you can't stop us, neither; see 'f you can. Ap plause, and some hissing. Oh," you may hiss as much as you please, like any other lot of geese, but you can't stop it; its bound to come. That young rascal, with the dirty shirt and face "Harry up that stew; it's biiing.'. You see the women don't get half as much rights as they ought to get. We want more and will have it. Loud laughter. Then you see the Bible says, sons and daughters ought to behave themselves be fore their mothers; but they don't; I'm watching, and I can see them a snicker ing, and pinting, and laughing at their mothers up here on the stage. , PThat young scape-grace again "My. mother ain't up there, and I don't believe any body's mother is." Applause. The ought to be ashamed. They ought to know better,. an' if they'd been brought up proper they wuld. Queer man un der the gallery " They ought to be spanked." lfoars of laughter. Women's snhere ouTht-' to rise rise as high as hangs Hainan, an 1 spread out all over. Great applause,' and that queer man un ider the gallery insinuated that might be WHOLE NO.- '405. done hy the least possible extension oi their - bustles. I'm . round watching things, and I wanted to come up and- say these few things to you, and I'm much? obliged for your listening. I wanted to , tell you a little mite about woman's righU and sol come out and said so. : I'll be" around again some time. " I'm watchful things, and I'll get up agin,- an' tell you what time o' night it is. Great applause. ' And, with another request from the young' rascal to "hurry up the stews andthings the lady took a seat on the step which led to the platform. r The Austrian Protest. It seems that the Austrian Government has made a formal protest against the con duct of Capt. Ingraham, the spirited American commander who afforded the protection of our flag to a semi-citizen of this country, who had been kidnapped by the Austrian authorities upon Turkish ' territory, and have sent a copy to all the different Courts in Europe. The ground of the protest is that Capt. Ingrham broke the international law, as laid down by Vattel and other jurists who have written upon that subject. The impudenceof this protest is not a little remarkable, when it is considered that Austria, in the first place, violated every principle of the law of na tions in seizing Kossta when he was in the' Turkish territory, that even admitting Capt. Ingraham not to have' acted strict ly according to the principles of interna-' tional law, she was primarily in fault, and " that the outrage she committed justified the prompt interference of Capt. Ingra ham, and completely palliated his con--duct in preventing a great wrong from bet ing successfully consumated. Austria appeals to the law of nations (of redress against the United States in the Smyrna affair, because her governmentap' agents were not ed, by those belong ing to this couniry, to successfully kidnap an American citizen upon the territory of a State not subject to her jurisdiction; a most foul and atrocious act, that was not only in disregard of every principle of in ternational law and comity known to reg-; ular governments, but which, under tho circumstances, has as illegal and unjusti fiable as if it had been committed by a band of brigands or outlawed pirates. It was a duty, that Capt. Ingraham owed to' humanity and justice, as well as his coun try, whose flag he had in custody ,P"and which he was bound to protect frof"1dis honor, to see to it that the AustriaJbffi--cials who had served the Hungarian fugt tive in that unauthorized manner were not successful in carrying out their nefarious purpose, if he had force enough to pre vent it; and his interference in the matter was to prevent the law of nations from be ing violated, and properly comes under that category. " .' . As well might a robber complain of an honest citizen for a breach of the peace for knocking him down when he was going off with his booty, as Austria find fault "with . the .United States for preventing her au thorities from succeeding in a scheme,' of kidnapping, accompanied with a most fla grant violation of the territory of a heigh- ' boring power and her appeal to the strict principles of international law, as condem natory of the conduct of Capt. Ingraham, when they apply with so much force andt - severity to her own officers, is certainly one of the most remarkable instances 'of diplomatic . impudence that can be. found in the annals bf history. This Austriaa protest, however, is a very small affair. and we do not imagine it will give the Cab- inet at Washington much concern, of that any importance will be attached to it even in European diplomatic circles, to whom .. . all the facts attending the Smyrna, caser cannot but be well known. Cin. Eng. : r . The Story Told. ; " sa llow many have wondered that so great. popu lar, wealthy, and elegant a gentleman asJas. Buchanan, now our Minister to "v England, should have lived so long in ' single blessedness." The story is told -tlie mystery is explained, a corres-'- pohdent of the New Haven Palladiwiii " , writing from Lancaster, Pennsylvania, V briefly recordsthe reason: "Ashortdis-1 ' tance from this city is the country rest- " ' dence of Hon. James Buchanan, Amfri- can Ambassador to the Court of St James . . Its general appearance at once, indicates. - that no fair hand is there to train the creep- -ing vines or budding roses to their befit. "' tin? nlaces as you are n-erar'fkf.-fki--r:'V -ii.; m. honorable gentleman still remains insin 4 gle blessedness ! The story islmeflr toldV ' v : Paying his addresses to a youngand beat " ' tiful lady of this city, each became'deepl ' , ij euaiuureu, ana iney were- engageo. On a given evening sherequested hiscom- ' pany to a party at a friend's, .hich be'de , , ' . declined on a pleaj 6f business,, engage- ments. Circumstances rendering it nec; - . essary, he, late in the evening, gallanted."'. a young lady to her home, and on the way..v - ,- 'f they met. Mortified and chagrined it- what she deemed unfaithfulness and de sertion, and imagining the worst, she left'. the city early in the morning and returned a corpse. Such is the sad story of his' early love, nor qan the high, places of -dis-" unction and trust make him forget, nor tha wreaths of honor that encircle his brow , bury the memory of the early loved Vnd& lost!" . l There is nothing like, couragoan mlsfbr-" tune ; next to faith in God, and in His over ruling Providence, a man's faith in himself is his salvation- . 1 " r. V- V "