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1 VOL: I; NO: 2(5. UPPER SANDUSKY, OHIO, THURSDAY, NOV. 3. 1853. WHOLlvNO; 4t)9. . - I ' . . -dUTII AND AGE. Iuten hiuk each Jtottcring fof m J That limps along in life's decline, Oace bore a heart as young, as warm, As full of idle thoughts as mine! . And each has had its dream of joy, JttapVn unequalled pure romance ; Commencing when the blushing boy First thrills at lovely woman's glance. Y 4 ; ' ' , ' ' , , And each could tell his, tale of youth, , .' TVould kink "its scenes of lore evince More passion, more unearthty truth, Than any tale before or since. . Ya 1. they could tell of tender lays, . At midnight penned in classic shades, Of days more bright than modern days And maids more fair than modern maids. Of whispers in a willing ear, Of Josses on a blushing check ; Each kiss;, each whisper, far too dear, , , Our modem lips to give or speak. Of, pawions too untimely crossed : :" Or passions slighted or betrayed Of kindred spirits early lost, - And buds that blossom but to fade f . , i !':, , ' : Of beaming eyes and tresses gay, Elastic form and noble brow, And forms that have all passed away, . And leftjhem whalTwe see them now 1 And is it thus is human love w So veiy light and frail a thing ? And niust youth's brightest visions move . - For ever on Time's restless wing ? ' Must all the eyes that still are bright. And all the lips that talk of bliss, And all the forms so fair to light, Hereafter on'y come to this? . Then what are earth's best visions worth, fc If w at length must lose them thus? If all we value most on earth . . Ere long must fadeaway from us ? baker, who is of majestic presence, being as big as thyself. She will suit thee to a hair; and if thou desirest, my wife shall make proposals for thee this afternoon." Matthias laughed and frowned, and went on; and the Jew," chuckling, in .' his .beard said: "0 Hanna, for how much wilt thou free thyself from thy wager? Wilt thou pay a hundred pieces and let all said?" But the Christian replied: ' In five years Saint Philotea wore away a stone .as big as this stool with her kisses and her tears in five years the heart of this man may melt." Matthias went not on his way unmov ed after his conversation with the Chris tian Tailor. He began to think that per haps, indeed, he was wearing away his life uselessly in solitude. There was cer tainly no beauty and no satisfaction in that manner of being:. It was better to take to himself a companion. But where find her? Amongst all the frivolous daughters of Tarsus, was there one with whom he would not be more lonely than with himself? Their mothers had taught them nothing but love of dress, and love of themselves. How could their capri cious and selfish natures find pleasure in communion with a man whom this world had sore tried, and who wished to wait in meakness and in patience for the world to come? These meditations disturbed Matthias, but they did not render him more unhap py. They occupied his mind; they reliev ed the monotony of his existence, they prevented him from always turning his eyes inward upon himself; they formed him to look abroad. He went to the houses of his friends and once more studi ed the perfections or imperfections of their daughters. His object Avas so manifest that the joke went round that he wished to save the Christian tailor from ruin. People jested with the Jew as they brought in their money to change. But, although Matthias saw many beautiful girls who threw the glances of their almond-shaped eyes encouragingly toward him, he. saw none that pleased his heart; and, sudden ly retiring from society, he shut himself up foi a whole year in his palace, seeing nobody, and taking back melancholy and discontent for his only companion. " At length aJ atthias began to feel the desire ot change, and. made it a. practice every morning to have his mule , saddled and ride out to the base of the mountains and then, putting foot to ground, to wan- A CHARMING STORY. THE BONrJ-MAIDEN, Or The Merchant's Heart. Matthias, the Levantine merchant, had spent his -. whole, life, from' his boy-time upward,: in traveling for the sake of gain to4he East'and to the. West; and to the islands of the South Seas. He had re turned, to his native place. Tarsus, in the fullvigor of man-hood, and was reported to, have amassed great wealth. His first step was to make a prudent call upon the governor, and to present him with a purse and a string of pearls, in order to be speak his good-will. He then built him self a spacious palace in the midst of a garden on the borders of a stream, and began to lead a ; quiet life, resting after the fatigues of his many voyages. Most persons considered him to bo the happiest of . merchants, but those who were intro duced to his intimacy knew that his con stant companions were thought and sad ness. When he. had departed in his youth he. had left his father and his mother, his brothers and sisters, in health, although poor; but; when he returned in hopes to gild the remainder of their days, he found that the hand.of death had fallen upon them every, one, and that, there was no one to share his prosperity, and a blight came over his heart. - The gossips in the bazsars soon began to talk of his ease, and it was then that Hanna, the Christian tailor, one day said in a loud voice to his opposite neighbor, the Jewish money-changer,""! will lay the value Jf my stock that the merchant Matthias will find consolation in marriage; that lie will choose the most beautiful ot our maidens; and . that ne - will round a family which shall be celebrated In this city as long' as its posterity . endures." To this the Jew replied: - "What is the value-of thy stock?' Three jackets re furnMl nnrm t.hir bands a. j-imtin rmlr rf , 11 c i ruly animal, and then make its keeper scissors, an old stool and some bundles of i : , . , m .. threadt Verily, the risk, is ' not great." The Christian said a prayer or . two.'to himself, that he might not curse his nei ghborand then answered: 'I will throw in Zarifch the ebony-black girl whom I bought last spring to follow my wife when she goea'out with the little Gorges to the gardens! Whatsayest thou now?". .' -: The Jew pondered awhile, leaning his der until evening amidst the rocks and valleys. On one occasion he went so far that he could not return.to where he had left his mule and servant before night fall and lost his way. After going hith er and thither for some time,he was com Delled to seek the shelter of. a cave, and x - to wait until morning. Sleep overtook mm, ana ne aia not wane unut tne sun s rays, slanting through a cleft of the rock played upon his eye-lids. He got up and having said his prayers, went forth, and beheld a beautiful green meadow stretching along the banks of a stream which came hom a narrow gorge, at no great distance. He did not recognize his whereabouts and was doubtful of finding his way back, until he saw, at the further end of the meadow, some obiect moving rapidly to and fro. It was a young girl chasing a cow that had escaped from her,( and ran with a cord tangled about its horns in the direction of Matthias. "Ah!" said he, "I will catch this un- pointout to me the direction of Tarsus So he tucked up his robes, and, being strong and vigorous, soon came up to the cow that was wantonly galloping hither and thither, and brought it to a stand still. t f May blessings light upon thy sturdy arms, stranger," exclaimed; the girl, running up out' of breath and un winding the rope from the cows horns 'if :Naharah had escaped they would V I l. 1 c I.- gray usu.u uu tu uiuaot ms caiiau. h beaten , me." T ,. I J C i xc .cHiuueu uu luity years ueiore And who CQud find ifc m hig heart to he,;tooMhad, returned .from travel with u eat , thfi mprfihflnt his mpney.-bags, and had found his house hc looked h &nd . wondered at her i.iiiiii lit 1 1 I ' csoiate;; and mat ne nad devoted . inmseii dejcate ioveu . 1 a: . i it... iuvv w ".uwj ivu, w vu. ,The fathers shc j.eplicd pulIing eaping; oi mauuuuu upon ouun.- Naharah in the direction she wanted to Ihe thought had therefore become fixed 0. ,.Triple biess5ngs on thee again" life comes,' there can remain no affection ,in the heart, either of Christian! or of Jew, or of Mahommadan, but for gold. So he said: "Let the dds be equal. I will venture five hundred pieces against thy five hundred pieces, that . within five years the merchant Matthias docs not take to his bosom, a wife.", "Agreed!" cried say, stranger "V - the Christian. The neighbors were cal- Matthias forgot all about Tarsus, and walked by the : side of the girl," asking questions .of her.- Hgjlearned that she was the bond-maiden ! of a monastary situated in those mountains, and that her duty was to take out the cows, and espe cial this one, every morning to the pas turage. . y'': :--. "Do . nnt. fnllntp. mo " sairl cTia- Wlion led in as witnesses, and every one laugh- tl , , . : -'' . ... ..they came to .the entrance of the corge W at uie .aosuruwy oi: uie muic., from which tllfi RtrMm flnir1 ufnr T am Matthias was not long in learning that (forbidden to walk with those whom I may . ill. 1 -l 1 e a " , a. wager naa.oeen lata upon ms xuiure meet ' ' ,! ; ... iiie,. and, m passing through the bazsar, Matthias thoueht awhile, and th hft stopped one day and said "sternly to her adieu, having learned what path he nit vuiisuau wuor; ."ison 01 rasnness. TOao rt frii w . qh rrf.nmpH tn i,;. .i ' r ace full of nothing but the image of this simple bond-maiden." 'T I' Verily," said he to himself next morn why hast thou risked more than the whole of thy havings upon a.matter which s only known to Heaven?I.have looked upon all the maidens of my people, and no amotion nas stirred wimin me. - v eri- ly thou wilt become a prey to this Jew." iuy iuiu, l epucu. tue tctuui, wuum, ing' "I forgot to ask the name of that girl. 1 must learn it," in order that I may send her a recompense." Under this poor pretense he. mounted his mule, and ..li .... . ' - . ;.'-....:,' f?it is impossible for a good man to remain rode toward the mountains, and began all his life alone If thou wilt come to his walk at the usual place, and repaired my nouse and see my wite and . my little to the cane and passed the ni"-ht there Gorges dancing in the arms of the" ebonyi and was out on the meadow before dawn black girl, Darifehr thou wilt surely relent He soon saw four or ve 'cow's driven out pno. seeK at qnce to be as 1 am. Ferhaps of the gorge, and the girl followed, them , tPQinast not lQQHed well around) thee.-- leading the frolicsome Nahafah. vThere she, smiling playfully, "unless thou wilt drive my heard down to the water to drink and take care that the black one goes in first, or else she will gore the others." Upon this, Matthias took the branch of a tree and began to cry "Hoo! hbo!" like a herdsman, and to beat the flanks of the black cow, which scarcpered away and ed him a long chase round the meadow; so that he did not come back until all the other animals had taken their morning drink, and the girl was sitting on the bank aughing at him, and wreathing a crown of flowers to deck the horns of Naharah. "Thou dost not know thy new business,' said she to Matthias, as he came up out of breath; where-upon he began to curse the cow which had led him that dance and to think that he had made himself ridiculous in the eyes of the girl. How ever, they were soon sitting side by side, n pleasant talk, and the merchant learned that the name of the bond-maiden was Carinc. . By this time he had quite made up lis mind to marry her, if she would have lim; but although reflecting upon his wealth and her poverty, itseemed scarcely probable that she should refuse, his mod esty was so great that he dared not ven ture to talk of love. They parted early, and Matthias went away, promising to re turn on the morrow. He did so; and for many weeks continued these meetings on which, for the first time since his youth le found real happiness. At length, one day he took courage, and told Carinethat lie intended to take her away and marry her and make her the mistress of his wealth. "My lord," said she, with simple sur prise, "has madness stricken thee? Dost thou not know that I am a bond-maiden, and that there is no power that can free me: "Money can free thee, child," said Matthias. 'Not so,' replied she, "for it is an an cient privilege of this monastery that bondsmen and bonds-women shall forev er appertain to it. If any freemen casts :iis eyes upon one of us, and desires to marry her, he must quit his state and be come a slave, he and his descendants for ever, to the monastery. This is why I was not married last year to Skandar, the porker, who offered twenty pigs for my freedom, but who refused to give up his iberty." Matthias internally thanked Heaven fofhaving given an independent spirit to the porker, and replied, smiling, 'Believe me, Carine, that the fathers love money they all do and I shall purchase thee as my wife." "It is nonsense," said she. striking her lead, "they refused twenty pigs." "I will give twenty sacks of gold, ba by," cried Matthias, enraged at her obsti nacy. Uanne replied, that shc was not worth so much; and that, if she were, it was of no use talking of the matter, for the fathers would not sell her. "By St. Maron!" exclaimed Matthias, "I can buy their whole monastery." . He was mistake. The monastery of Selahka was the richest of all the East, and he head of it was the most self-willed of T-r .1 ,,i , " i ,1 men. ne cut snort the propositions 01 tne merchant who went straight to him that very day by saying that on no account wpuld the liberty of Carine be granted. "If thou wouldst marry her, said he, looking, as Matthias thought, more wicked than a demon, "thou must give up all thy wealth to us, and become our bonds man." With this answer the lover went sadly away, and returned to Tarsus, say ing to himself, "It is impossible to give up, not only - the grains of my life, but even my liberty, for the sake of this cow girl. I must try to forget her." So he went back among his friends, and began to walk in the bazaars. When the Jew saw him, he cried out "Hail, oh wise man, that will not burthen himself with the society of a woman." But the mer chant frowned black upon him, and turned away ; and to the surprise of all the neigh bors, went and sat down by the side of the Christian tailor, and, taking his hand whispered to him: "Close thy shop, my friend, and lead me, that I may see, as thou didst promise, thy wife and thy child." ' ' - . ' "Which child?" said the tailor. "I nave now three, Gorges, Lisbct, and Han na.' . : . ' . "All of them," said Matthias; "and also the ebony-black girl, Zarifeh." Oh!" said the tailor, "I have set her free, and she is married to the pudding seller, round the corner." ; ; 'It seems," said Matthias to himself, "that it is the law of Heaven that every one shall marry."-" The tailor shit up his shop and took the merchant home and showed him his domestic wealth this say, his pretty wife his three stout children, and a coal-black girl callad Zara, who was kneading dough in the court-yard. "My frieSd, said Mat thias, "what would'st thou do if the pow erful were to say to thee, thou must be deprived of all this,' or else lose thy liber ty and become a slave." Liberty is sweet," replied the tailor, shrugging his shoulders; "yet some live without it ; but none can live without love." -Upon this the merchant went back to his palace and mounted his mule and rode to the . monastery, where he found the . . . . 1 court-yard full of people. "I am come,1 in the gateway, "to give up my liberty and my wealth for the sake of Carine." "It is too late,"jjwas the reply; '.'Skan dar, the porker has just driven in all his pigs, and they are putting the chain round his neck in the chapel,' and all these peo ple that thou seest collected are to be-wit nesses of his marriage with Carine." Matthias smote his breast with his hands and the sides of his mule with his heels, and galloped through the crowd shouting out that nobody should be made a slave that day but he. The chief of the mon astery, on learning what was the matter, smiled and said,; "That the porker had a previous claim," but the monks, who, perhaps, looked forward to the enjoyments which the merchant's wealth would afford them, ingeniously suggested that he had the best claim wno had hesitated least.' Carine's opinion was asked; and shc see ing both of her suitors resolved.heartlessly condemned the enamored porker to liber ty, and said: "Xet the chain be put upon the neck of the merchant." . The cere mony was immediately performed; and, whilst the head of the convent was prer paring to begin the interesting rite of the marriage, brother Boag, treasurer of the monastery, set off to take an inventory of a! 1 .1. 1 ' 1 1 1 il r n 1 iiie-weaun wmcii naa inus iaiien under his jurisdiction. . .. , It is : said that Matthias never gave a single thought to his lost property, being too much absorbed in contemplating, the charms of the beautiful Carine. The on ly stimulation he made was, that he should be allowed to go out to the pasturages with her; and next morning he found him self in sober seriousness helping to drive Naharah and its companions down to the water's side. , Meanwhile, the Governor of Tarsus heard what had happened to Matthias,, and was stricken with ragt, and caused his mule to be saddled and his guards to be mounted, and set forth to the monas tery and summoned the chief, saying, "Know, O Monk, that Matthias is my friend; and it cannot be that he shall be thy slave, and - that all his wealth shall be transferred from my city to the monastery. He is a liberal citizen, and I may not lose him from amongst us." The Governor spoke thus by reason of certain loans . without interest, and pre sents (over and above the purse and the string of pearls which' the merchants has presented at his first coming,) with which Matthias had freely obliged the governor; who also hoped a continuance of the same. Whereupon the chief of the monastery hid his hands and was humbled; and the Governor and he had parted with a good understanding and agreement. It fell out, therefore, that after a month of servitude Matthias and his bride were called before an assembly of the whole monastery, and informed that the condi tions imposed were simply for the sake of trial. Nearly all the wealth of the mer chant, was restored to him, and he was liberated and led back. amidst applauding crowds to his palace at Tarsus. Of course he made a liberal donation to the monas tery, over and above a round sum w hich Boag the treasurer had not found it in his heart to return with the rest. Being a just and generous man,' he not only re lieved the Jew from the consequences of his wager, but made such presents to the Christian tailor, thathc had no longer any need to ply the needle for his livelihood. Tradition dilates with delight on the hap piness which Carine bestowed on her husband, who used always to say, "that with wealth or without wealth, with liber ty or without liberty, she was sufficient to bring content into any house, and to make the sternest heart happy." TAKING ADVICE. BY PHEBB CAEY. Sue gave a word of good advice, ' She hoped to profit by, ; And I shouldn't wonder if she thought I came away to cry. She thinks I stand in fear of her I really think I don't; She's sure my will will yield to hers - I'm pretty sure it wont. I knew my dear old maiden aunt ; Is prudent, good, and wise But, Harry, don't you think with me , She's rather too precise? She said I must not fall in love "Propriety forbid?" . And I told her I should nevar - Love you better than I did. She said you roust not fondle me She did not think you would - I told her I'd be up in arms ' " Against you if you should. She said you must not kists wo - " . - The first time, should you try ; And I told her that you shouldn't But I did not tell her why. She said that suitor never yet Had even pressed her hand; I did not think the reasou Very hard to understand. And as for marrying, she knew She'd die before she'd wed ' And I told her that I did not doubt The truth of what she said. Making: Augre Holes with a Giniblet. "My boy, what are you doing with that gimblet?" asked J of a flaxen headed ur chen, who was laboring with all his might at a piece of board before him. . "Trying to make an augre hole," was the reply, without raising his eyes. Precisely the buisness of at least two thirds of the world making augre holes with a gimblet! ' Here is young A., who has escaped from a clerk's desk behind a counter. He sports a moustache, carries a ratan, drinks campagne, talks about the profit of banking or shaving notes. - He thinks he is really a great man; but everybody around him sees that he is only "making augre holes with a gimlet." Miss C. is a nice, pretty girl, and she might be very useful, too, for she has in telligence enough but she must be the ten goes to plays, lounges on sofas, keeps her bed till noon, imagines she is a belle, disdains labor, forgets that her father was a mechanic, and all for what? Why she is trying to work herself into the belief that The Way To Get An Office. .7 The following has come to us through a source that entitles it to entire credit; ,"r A huge two fisted, "broad shouldered son of North Carolina appeared a few days agoin the treasury building and inquired for the Secretary. He was directed to the proper door, but when about to enter the ante room was stopped by the messenger for not observing the usual ceremonies. "What's the matter now?' asked Rip Van Winkle. "You can't go in sir," replied the messenger. "We'll see about that," replied Rip, as he gathered the messenger in his brawny arms, and set him aside. Arrived in Mr. Guthrie'sroom, and finding several gentleman present, he 'asked, "Which is the Secretary?" "lam said Mr. Guthrie to the intrud er, rather sternly. "How did you get in here?" ' ' "Oh! we'll talk about that after awhile, siad Rip. "I've come on .business, and we'll attend to that first. You see, Mr. Secretary, I am a democrat from North Carolina,and there is alight-boat at , and a whig has the keeping of it now, and I want it.- Mind how! It won't make any difference in my voting, if you don't give it to me. I always vote right anyhow. Here's my papers: look at 'em and speak out." Mr. Guthrie was quite taken with his honest simplicity, and replied that he would give him an answer at twelve, "Mind now," said Rip, showing his watch to the Secretary, "yousee thatlittle finger? Well, whenitgets to 12 I'll be here certain. No mistake now!".- - I--,--. . ': Where arc you stopping?" asked the Secretary. t ' i "Stopping, you may well say that. I' e got no money to fool away stopping any where. I got my breakfast at the market house this morning. And you see I want to start home in the mailboatthis evening, for if I stay here long I can't get home, at all. Now mind, Mr. Secretary, 12 o'clock you know?" So saying he took his leave During his absence Mr. Guthrie ex amined his papers, and finding him pro perly recommended, directed his commis sion to be prepared immediately. Pun ctual to the minute our friend appeared and was handed his commission. He war mly thanked the Secretary, took his leave and now is doubtless at home attending to his duties. We dare say that Uncle Sam has not a better o fBcer.- Wash. Star. ' Hsaxtu or New Orijbajw; The ITetr Xi Orleans Crescent, of the 14th, has the' 5 following: 1 ' -:- '"' :r',;- v' n01035 ?- "We : are enabled this morning to lay' ' '-' . before our distant readers the gratifying5 ntelligence ' that the epidemic has 1 disap- ' : peared! from among 1 txa. The Board of ( HeaQmet yesterday, and passed a reso- : 3 lutibfl declaring that no epidemic at pres- 11 ; ent exists in New Orleans; Trade' has 1 ' 7 assumed it3 former restless activity; com-"' mercial houses have been refitted and re-; u plenished with abundant stocks; and our 1 levee again groans, under the weight of 1 ' enriching commerce. ; Sickness is hot spoken of among us; and that air of an-' ' xiety apparent in the features of all during J the late disastrous visitation, has given place to a prevailing cheerfulness and busy activity that gives promise of the ; renewal of former1 prosperity The "fiat j! of the Board of Health having gone forth' that the " epidemic has : disappeared our '"' 1 absent citizens may return without fear of ' the consequence." ' J " James Gordon Bennet. The Philft- delphia Pennsylvanian, 6ays the Enquirer has; the following excellent editorial hit ".' upon a recent bloviating article in the.N..- , Y. Herald, which intimated that the pro:, prietor of that paper, the notorious Jas., ;( Gordon Bennett, was about to establish three other journals in the cities of Bos ton, Philadelphia and Baltimore, all to be under his superintendance. ;In order, to appreciate it our readers will bear in mind . , that that Mr. Bennett has the misfortune v to be cross eyed. . "Now, any one who has seen Mr. Ben nett, or the portrait of him that Was pub lished in the Democratic Review, will at 1 once admit that owing to the advantage- ous conformation of his eyes he would be quite able to oversee two establishments at one time; but we respectfully submit that askinghim to look after four is asking too Ci much. - '- ' ' " '''- an augre hole can be made with a gimlet. The Orator and the Netvspapcr. Compare the orator, one of the noblest vehicles for the diffusion of thought, with the newspaper, and we may gain a faint glimpse of the latter. .The orator speaks to hundreds; the newspaper addresses mil lions. The words of the orator may die on the air; the language of the newspaper is stamped upon tablets imperishable. The arguments of an orator may follow each other so rapidy, that a majority of theau dence may strugle in a not of ratfiication; the reasonings of the newspaper may be scanned at leisure, .without the danger of perplexity. The passions of an orator in flames an assembly; the feelings of a news paper electrifies a continent. The orator is 'or an world, the one shines for ah hour, the other for all time. The orator may be com pared, the lightning, which flashes over a valley for a moment, butleaves it agafh in darkness; the newspaper t a sun blazing steadily over a whole earth and 'fixed on the basis of its own eternity" Printing has happily been defined the 'art preservative of all . arts.' Printing makes the orator more than an ortaor. It catches up his dying jwor'ds and breathes into them the breath of life, it is the spea king gallery through which the orator thun ders in the ears ages. He leans from the tomb over the cradle of the rising genera tions. . ; English Humanity. The London correspondent of the Tri bune gives an account of the way the hu manities of British landlordism are de veloped : - You will perhaps have seen from the Times that a Mrs. MacDonnell,; of -Knoy-dart, Glengarry, has, in imitation of the Duchess of Sutherland, undertaken to clear her estates, in order to replace men by sheep. The People's Paper, informed by a correspondent on the spot, gives the following graphic description of this Mal thusian operation: , 'This lady had a number of cottagers on her domains, many of whom were un able to pay their rents -some being con siderably in arrears, as we are told. She, therefore, ordered them all off, and drove them to take refuge: in the woods and caves, : where . .they.- have since ..been lurking, or rather dying, while Mrs. Mac Donnell's horses have been warmly bed ded in secure and comfortable dwellings. she at the same time offered them a free passage to Canada, passage money being cheaper than poor rolls, and permission to sell 'their little stocks,' they having no stock whatever to sell, except the ciothes they stand in, a broken table, or a rheu matic cat.' Finally, she forgave them the arrears she could not get. This is called "noble generosity.'" Such ejections appear to be again the order of the day, throughout the High- ands. ; Thus, at least, we are informed by Sir Charles Forbes, a Highland laird, writing to the Times, "that sheep-farms are now becoming so valuable, that it will pay our English sheep-farmers to hire sheep at any time,' and' to pay for the re- movel of all who stand in their way." Well Timed. The Journal of Com merce well remarks on the cause of fail ure among merchants, when it says : -There are causes nearer home which com plicate the web of our prosperity far more than the Turkish question, but these seem to be overlooked, while undue importance is given to the other. There may be war between Russia and Turkey, and it is possible that France and England may be involved in .it; although we deem the the last improbable, and the first quite doubtful. But if we could stand well at home if merchants and merchant's clerk would stop dabbling in stock and other specula tions, outside of their regular business, if young beginners and houses with limited capital would confine them within the cir cle which they could span with their own means, keeping down their expenses, and aping neither the style or manners of mil lion aries in short, if business men gene rally Would show a desire to develop some other traits of character, than the one, ambition for sudden wealth the saber and the scymeter might clash on the borders of Europe, without creating any excite ment on this side of the Atlantic. -! Alarming Increase of Poets. Some scandalous critic says, the number of po- ? ets, in the United States, is now estimated at 5,023. Greece had only one. This - s shows the fertility of our soil when pou drette is added to it also, that the age is "fast." ..Some credit, however, should be' given to the increase and improvement of. machinery, as there is much .'.'machine poetry." What an awful quantity of raw . material must there scriblers consume, in ' the matter of zephyrs, breezes, sunsets, : morning dawns, skies, clouds , ; stars , moons, silver lights, sighs, tears, heart-, ., ache, love, trees, grass, buds, flowers, pretty maids, rustic swains, angels, lovely women, ' fustians, gammon, balderdash, ' &c, &c, ' It is awful to think about. ; -v- There is Miriam, . the daughter of out is no need for thee to-day, stranger,' ' said said he to one of the fathers whom he met Progress in Texas.; Col. Wm. C. La cy, of Texas, arrived in New York a few days fince from Lundon, having succeed ed in making negotiations with a disting uished London banker, for the building o the Galveston, Houston and Henderson Railroad. The company was incorpora ted by the Texas Legislature on the' 7th of February last, ; and the survey of the whole route was made and completeted by Professor Forshay; last May.' "J v A' Moral for Younj Ladies. Listen," said 'I, "listen and attend, and you shall have a moral and an exam ple. When the wasp now in the window entered the room,', you flew at it with a kind of violence. I wonder it don't sting every one of you. Now, in future, let a wasp, when-it comes, have a little bout, and make its little noise. : Don't stir a mus cledon't move a lip but be as quiet as the statute of Venus of Diana, or anybody of that sort,' until the wasp seemsinclined as at this moment, to settle. Whereupon, dippling the feather end of th pen in the cruet of salid oil, I approached the wasp, and in the softest; and tenderest manner possible, just oiled it upon the body thtfl black and yellow, like grooms' waistcoats when down it fell, turned black and was dead in a minute. ' ,'f There girls," said I, 'see what kindness and a little oil does.- Now,, here's, my moral and example. When a husband comes home in an ill-hu mor, don't cry out and fly at him; but try a little oil in fact, treat your husband like a wasp." ' ' The Retort Uncourteous. A small, cosy party rccnently assembled at the Mill creek : House, to celebrate a wedding.--Song, joke and good humor abounded, and ail went "merry as the bell," which inby goncdays was considered indispensable for the ushering in of so auspicious a day. In the course of the evening, a lady, not over stocked with that most assential requcsite for feminine impudence beauty Mralkcd into the parlor, and seating herself at the piano, commenced fingering the instru ment In a style calculated to impress the assembled company with an ideaof its forte qualities. A gentleman present, a biped of the old-fashioned school one who had never attended the lectures of Lucy Stone, Mrs. Mott, or Harriet Hunt, and who al ways supposed the "Rev. Antonette Brown" to be a gentleman of the old cleri cal faculty with a rather singularly-given maner, drawing his chair close to the in truder, gazed upon her with a countenance upon which the elements of astonisnment, inquiry and admiration Were most strong ly depicted. After a while the cast her eyes upon her unconscious observer, and in a bold,d 1-may-care tone of voice a tone, by the way, universally in vogue with the strong:minded Amazons, exclaimed: "Why do you stare at me? Is itbecause I am so pretty?" 'No, madam." replied old matter-of- fact; "it's becaus you're so d d impu dent!" ' " , . '"' EXTRAORDINVRV FIDELITY OF A DoG. , There is at Saratogo Springs a fine New foundland dog that for the last year and a ; , half has watched the approach .and - de- j parture of the railway cars from that place. The animal was accidently left at Sarato ga about eighteen months ago, and since that time not a train has departed nor one ' arrived but what this devoted dog is in the depot, anxiously and faithfully watching ' for his master. ' For eighteen long months -" he hasnot failed to be on the ground. He ' examines every stranger . minutely, but makes acquaintance with noone. No- . body knows where he eats, sleeps or any I thing further about him than that he has . notfotmd his master yet Albany Trans- , crift. ' ... , . ' ' Lieut. Colonel Mason, breveted from Captain, for services in the Mexican war, whoj5ed. in San Francisco on the 7th of ' September, was appointed by President; Pierce to superintend the construction of ': the fortification in that harbor. He was a' native of Providence, R. I., and for a' long time had the charge of constructing 1 the fortifications at Fort Adams, Newport, " where he married a daughter of the late S. F. Gardner. He ability. . was a man of great itiT Fifty; thousand ' dollars Worth of stock mules horses, cattle, &c, was sold on the streets of Georgetown, Ky.i on last Monday; County Court day ' ' " Great Feats in Diving. Among the remarkable feats of diving lately perform od at Bath, England, it is mentioned that a seamen dived down with a pair of laced boots on his fee ts and a pair of Welling tons an3 carrvin? the laced boots. ; Yfm . j o afterwards dived with a jacket and a pair of trowsersin his hand dressed himself while' under the water, and on return ing to the surface took a; pipe filled with tobacco from his pocket,struck a light and smoked white floating1 on hisb&ekv Apologies for Matrimont. - Many strange apologies, says the author of ,'Sal- r ad for the Solitary,'. have been urged . for. marriage, Wilkes wedded to please his friends. Goethe said he married to ..ob tain a respectability. Wicherly,in his old age; took his servant girl, to spite his re lations. The Russians have astory of a widow who was to inconsolable for. the ; loss of her husband, that she took another to keep from fretting herself to death, . ' Death of Gen. Childs, U. S. A. ; Brevet Brigadier-General Thos. Childs, : (in the line, Major of the First Regiment ' of Artillery,) died at Tampa Bay, Florida, ' on the Cth inst. , General Childs was among the most distingushed officers of our army. He served in the Mexican war under General Scott, and received several brevets for his gallantry . He was appoin-; r ted Governor of Puebla after its capture by our troops. ' " 1 . : An Array of Orphans. The How--ard Association of New Orleans, announ- ces that they have now' about three hun-1 dred orphan children under their charge, whose parents have fallen victims to the . epidemic, and that the Association will , have a surplus of about 100,000 after set- tling all their liabilities. . A' Femalr Barber. Miss Caroline E. Putnam, of Salem Mass., has announced to the public, that she has adopted the pro fession; of a barber, and. will .take the beard off gentlemen's chias at the rate of 6 cents the xnujr,L : "j i - 8 4 a. o f -i , ST- 0 ,