The Wyandot pioneer., September 09, 1864, Image 1

About The Wyandot pioneer. (Upper Sandusky, Ohio) 1853-1868

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L.: A. BruniierV proprietor.
Devoted to Politics, General News, Literature Agriculture, and the Interest of Wyandot County. .: , .. $2,00 Per Annum
, VOLUME XIX.
UPPER SANDUSKY, OHIO, FRIDAY 'MORNING SEP. 9. iSG-i.
NUMBER 4.5.
TO THE LADIES
!; ';' :.' 1 or AMERICA.
LYONS PERIODICAL DROPS.
LYOtf'S PERIODICAL DROPS.
THE GREAT FEMALE REMEDY.
1 THE GREAT FEMALE REMEDY.
' TON'S Periodical Drops Cure all com
Jplui ut s incident to the scat, and remove till
uliiruetiuus of nature, from whatever cause,
producing health. vior and strength.
m Lto(t' Periodical Drops rt better than all
.. fills, Povidurs iu.d nostrums; uiiiiir a fluid
preparation, ttttir nclionU direct mid positive,
and it needs uothlin; but stood oomnr A sense
. to loo and undcrilnud the reason why they
, Inure ail those ilia to which the ferrtule eyelem
it subjected, with dispatch atid a deirree of
certainty which nothing but a scientifiealy
c-ouipouudt-d preparation could roachjtucy art,
ja the most oostiuateoiiacB,
RELIABLE & SURE TO DO fiOOD
KKHABLE & SUliK TO DO GOOD
and Cannot do HAint
. t , AjND CANNOT DO HAU-U
' 'To the mist delicate rdnstitutiooR.
Tjvon'fl l'riodical F)r.)iR will certainly pro
duce tlie regular return of nntsire. it' ttikuu
day or two before the expected period, and it
- is a maxfiu m the profession, that urevdutiou
is belter than a cure.
', "Lyon's Vei-iddiCttl Drops have been Used by
, o?er twrtiity-iive Uiciuwaiiii ladius. wiihin tl
six inodtlis. a.iid the testimony of all U, l
CAUTION I
(HUTIQN!!
-' Bsif in mind that 1 Rnnranti'e my Drops to
cure Supiiressiun of the M 'ns, from wlint
ever cause, thdiifrh care should he taken to as
certain if pr.'fruiillry be thy cause, as thesii
Drops would lie sure to produce Mjscar.i'i
j rftukru whilst in that situation, and alluer
cautioned aijaimt nsi;i; liie n. ns I wih it dis
tinctly understood that I do not hold nhsdfro-
.. sponsible when used uuder such circuiuslau
. Ces.
" TO MAllRIED LADIES,
They are peculiar y ti'lupt. d, k tliuv unci: ihc
luoutlily pei'iVjd ithtieh piM-ft-eb rcn larity .
I could t'nrnish am q i: atity of t-stiin nu i n
of it eiifiCHry I'-ori uiv nwn patu-uU. hut Uir
piacticeof parndiuK houiitrtiid fictitious oiihs
baforcthe pub ic la ao p.tvaleut, 1 do not
derm it advUUbie.
13E VlSi3.IN.TlMli
SE WIrfE IN TIMS
; ' ' -:t-1 " ' ah; visk iv Tnis
...... lilfi WLSK IN TIME
Let riot disease des'ruv your cottititutiou
Trv a bottle of in? Pariodicu Drnp. ami yu
will be atisfitd 'h;it I am iu imtxwtar Tul
vour niHicled frien l wluvt rmJtorc 1 1 lie bl-j'tm uf
, liualLh to yo'ir chi'i-k. . ;iiid r,iiere'v cotitut b
fvnr morevtthialiUt tlun ut. For painful or
BCAiily Mttiistnnliou it ijust tile the thinsi.
1 have now tu uy, mind an itisunf of a lady
who had been sn'triniE ficlni niinh.il MBiiru-
'tioii two or three yenis, contiutu hi-r toiler
fd'tmuachLimo. Sim had applied tn weverul
' eminent physiaus, without rttu-f, when one
buttle or fliy Urnptontiroiy cuiea uer.
ONE BOTTLE CUIi'KS
ONE BOTTLE CUKES
;"0fK BOTTLE CURES
; . ONE BOTTLE CUUE
Iti almost every case,
It is impossible lo enjoy the blooid of hen HI)
and viva city of spirila, unless thij Mos nro
ruirulrfrftS to the time, the uuanlitv. and qual
ity. Wlif-n they ansohHtuCtod, nature nitkff
$icr eff iU to obtiiiit for it some otlier outlet,
and unle'ss these e(lo'"ta of nature are assisted.
ihR patient usually espsrieuces Depondfticy.
Nervomaessi and tiiiotly, Consmnptioii a-'pnmc'i
its sway, nu l prematurely toi'iuinates a tiiistra-
pre me.
Do not snffvir from thc-ra irre'ilaritics. when
an idveUmiit ; of one dollar iu Lyon'e Period i-
tal Oropw wiU rdiulate and rpatox1 natum tu
Its oeauhy conrdR, btiu
: DO NOT BE itfPOSBr) UPON
DQ NOT M IMPOSED UPON
by those who have o'her preparations,' which
itiey derii'O to ptiJm off upon the strength of the
popularity of my Drops. But wheu the Dru -jfUt
yon apply to- has not ari theiB.etther nmke
him buy theaj for you, oreUf euclose one dd-
larto tbe nenrtst ganemi wholosala a-jnut, who
will nd yon a dottle ay returned tiSpt-ess.
E" See that the Tlarne of Jno. h. Lvoa is
Vrittcn upon the directions which are wrap
tied around each bottle. None other are gen
nine Therefore, b a wore , of .Counterfeits
They are for sale by every druggist in city and
to;iutry, ato'it? do.lar ($1) per bottle, if you
wifib relief tuke no oilier.
DR.JrTO.LVON-,
Practicing Physician, Neir Hayn, Conn,,
); Who can l?e conulted conrerniig; all diseas
fia( either personally or by lotti'r.
Gao. O. Owl win & Co , Boston ; D.S.Barnc
k Co..Njw Y.ork; Lord & "iinitli.Ch'cand; Kan
don Steel A Co.', Dotroit, Wholusale-Ageuts. '
y.- March 19, 8G4..-ly , : t...
ASSURE .CUHE
ETfeHYBODt IS BETG CURED OF
rill distressing disease, by the ubq of
Dr. Stricklani'sFil Rsmedy. -
Bead whit a sufferer rt8:
Mr J. P. HniaMe, 14( fipehnd Street. Cio
einriah;Ohio. nny he hn hcn a dread fn! suf
ferer with h Villi for a lone tim and has trl
HetriyeveP'thing.tnri eould obtain no re
lief. Ho osei about one -fourth of a rot uf Dr.
Strickland's Pile Ointment, and it made a Com
plete cr4 Ht adviieseyeryone who isBUf
ferieg, to try it, , ' .;-; 1,1 T
CS.Sold ,hr atl liriirfs-iR, 50 centper
"pot. M'in'ifaritWd n't No. 6 Eaafi;ourlii St.
Cincvaiiati'OhiovvAtk for
'STKlCLi A'D S PILE RSiEDY. '
;s mm,
J. 3D. TE3AJE&.t&f
-A-TTOIKISnE. AT XjA-W,
and
CLAIM AGENT.
ClnitisforlHck Pay, Bounty, and Pensions
carefully nud promptly attended tu.
OKP.CE, up stairs, over the First Nation
Hank, l'ppcr Sandusky, Ohio.
Keb. 5, ldnt.-lf
Zi. A, Bronner,
t GK.AT .10TNAINSURANUE CO.,ofWy
au.lnt Lomity , uluo
0T Office. Henrys' New Block, Second Story,
UjiierS:induky, Ohio.
" S7 W7 HOLMES.
RIllENt Agent of the FHCEXIX In
unco Co.
UeorvK niook Upper Sandusky Wyan
nty.Uhio.
McKelly & G-riaeil,
4 TTOItNEYS AT LAW. Ollioo in Deerys'
i'V lllock, Soeoud Story, Ui er Snudusky,
Ohio. . , "
Mott Bt Berry,
VTTOllNKRS A I' LAW, Upin Sandusky,
Ohio. OlIL-einttte Prosecuting Atlorney'ti
Gll'k'e iu t!io iourt limine. ,
T. & K. McCormick,
liATSTKP.S.will promptly attend lo Route
JL l'iiennnip airou I'ainuns,. l .iper Hanjl
ii!, tl ruining l!!:isinir. and Ceulttnl,ina lirii-k
ork. All work done in the hou inauner, and
noon ihe most renfloiiubleleroiH.
(J" Sluip oiio door ijoutli of Uavid Ro.isher'fi
(ii ouei v KMilc.
I'o Teaclieis.
'pilE Roard or School Kxmilu.r of Wyali
i. dot County. Ohio, from soil alter the firsL
0f.Msy.IW4. Will hold imelin? lot tile el-a-iiiiial
ion of le-iidn-rs, under the ' not to pro
vi.lefortlii' reorjaiiizn'ioii.su porvirinn n nd mai n
hiiituee "I Common Se'iontt," and the unioinl.
nwnts ihrreto passed, March 14, IBM, us fol.
lows : . '
1 n X mm Sandusky. ra Wo ll Saltirdiiys in
.Tnly .t Vlit" st. On tho first and thi.d Salur
duys iu: iSoveniiiur,' Ueceiubel', March urn!
April.
In Outv on the 1st Saturday, ih May and
Si'iiteinher ;
In Mexieo.outhe 3d Saturdays ill liny and
September. ,, , ,
In Nuvada dn the 1st Saturday! Ih June and
October.
Iu VTursniUee on the 3d Saturdays in Juno
and Oetoh.u".
Uin'.or the nm-nded Selioid law, "enoh main
ppliri'it. for eerlitioHts shall pay the board of
eS:imiiie a fee of liity fenlt, mid each tenia Ih
miplieiilit a fee' of thirty -five cents, ns a cond i
lion oi' I'syniicitiou."
Usauiinalions to eominrnee at 111 o'clock,
a iu By order of the liooi o of Evuninem.
llKXltr JtA'JUUX, Clerk.
April S.1HG4.
PITTSBMG, FORT WAYNE & CHICAGO
On ami 'irtrr inilay, .Tanunry alts. lM, it-il! leave
this Stiitiim. until lurihei' (iriiorrt, osi'iilluivm
HOIX'S BAST. , ooi.no vest.
Etiresfc mull l Mil p. ni. itill T.ST .m
Sis'liliiAl'rt'liS ll).tT a. m. Kxinosa lli.lita.lu
" ' i.42 a. ui. y'ijthl ' li.OH i.in
J. SI. OliU, Agent.
WX Willi Id take tills inetlfbd of Infoiuilus
the citizens of Tipper Sandusky and
vicioitv. that v e Imvo have pnrchurd the
LI VE III STABLE,
formerly owned and carried on by David Bei-
tie, Mtuaic on the east side ol Aiatu Mrect, op
po.ite Archie's Hloek, and.arc now prepared to
furnished, atsliovtest notice,
HOUSES AND VEHICLES.
nl' all kinds, such as tiugeies, Ctirrlages, Sub
Irion re... tit the lowest rules'.
' 2$" Uivu us a eail.und weare ooiifldcnttllat
7u can pltane, in rigs as wen as price-
. ' r- v.? JOHN MILLS,
, GIDJiON IiOWEN.
fdrch l"ft, iflfid1 tf.
LIVERY
JOHN H. HARDER, takes this opportdnity
of inforniiiiK the cit lens oi Upper Sandusky
and the public in general, that he bus opened a
LIVERY -fsa': STABLE
On Wyandot Avenue, below the Fellow Cor
ner, In this pl and will, at all time areo'm.
raodato the public with ahy kind of rig" they
The But'gies'anc! Carriage are it the most
fashionable kind, aud the Horse wre selected
with a viw toplease tuetnost fastidiou.
Don't loret to give hira a rail, when you
wantto something "ice to ride in. C harp's
moderate, auddrivei'Bsent with teams wheu
desired. , ' , . ' . ,
' -JOBTST H.HARbEK.
UpperSandusky.Kov 27, lSfU-tf
I A. W:
Troprietoroftheold and well known Up
per Sandusfcy '
DESIRES TO SAT TO THE PUBLIC
that he itsUlMbcated at I tic oldstnhd
nearly oppoBi(pth,'PterBofi Hntue, "where
11 can he accommodated with thcrcry bent
HORSES, CARRIAGES, BUGGIES
SULKIES, AC. . .
'j'nsta comfortably find up. nd accompanied
by as earenil Driver., it desired, a can be
found in Wyandot County.
Don't forget to enquire fortli"01d TTp
perSanlsky'IJivery'Sble, ff yon want a
Good"llig." ' ' i
,T. A. -rixilAJis. '
Tf. Siiaob'.y, Apiil l.llt'i,
ILUAMS.
, AROEMAS WARD ON MATTERS
AND 'fHIN(J.i.
The sloodent and connyseer must have
noticed and admired in various parts of
the United Status of America, l.'tre, jel
ler liaildbills; which 1101 only air geuis uf
art in tliiiirselvos, but they tioutlilully sit
foitli the ttltiaolion of my show a show,
let me here observe, IhiH contains m:iiy
li v iu' iiiiimal, evei'uiie of which bus got
Beaatilul Moral;
Tne iu liaubiU is sculpt iu New Ydrk.
& I aiiiiooally repair thute Lo yit some
more on 'tun ;
dj bein' hole, I tho't I'd issoo a Ad
dress lo the public on nutters and things.
felilce last I nieyuiulered these streets,
I hare bin all over the Pacilio Slope uud
Utah. I cum back now, with my virtue
unimpaired, bill I've got to git some unW
ujollics.
Many changes has taken place; even
durin' my abort absetioe, is sau on uui is
Solium to couteinplute. Ttie house in
Varick Street, where i used lo board is
beiu' toru down. That house, whioli was
rendered luemoriable by my Jiviu' into
it, is ''piirsiu' away 1 parsiu' away 1"
but some of the timbers will be made into
caucs, which will be sold to my admirer
at the low price o( 81. Thus is changes
HiAa' On ooutiilerly. In the New World
it's war in the old world empires is tot
lerin und dysunlaries is crmiibiin'r, These
canes is cheap at a dollar.
Sammy Booth sculpt my handbills, und
he's an artist, lie studied iu Koine--State
of New York.
I'm here to read the proof-sheets of my
liiuiki.s as last as they re sculpt, lou
havo'td watch these ere printers pretty
close, for they are as apt to spell a word
roiiy; as anyhow.
But I have lime to look round sum, and
how do I find tilings ? I return to the
Atlantic States alter a absence oltuu
months, hui! what state do I find tile
country in f Suntce it to say J. do not
find it in the State of New Jursey.
I til id sum things that is uheerin, par
tic'ly the resolve on the part of Ihe wim
in of America to Stop wearia furrun'
goods.
I never meddle with my wife's things.
She Ulay Wear muslin from Greenland's
icy mountains, and bombaii'ieii fluid In-
jy s coial strand?, il she wants to; uu
i'm glad to slate that superior wonnu has
peeled oil' all her lurrin clothes and jilinpl
into fabrics of domjslio lUtnulacture.
But says some folks if you stop iuipor
tin things you stop the Ileveuoo. That's
all ritflit. We cuu stand it if the iiove-
noo cant. On the same pi'iucip'e young
men Should continue to get drunk or
Freuoll brandy, and to smoke their liveii
as dry a9 a corn-cob with Cuby cigars,
because 4sooth if Ihey don't it will hurt
the llevenoo I This talk bout the Reve
noo is of the bosh, boshy. . One thing is
tol'bly certa'u if we don't send gold out
of the country we shall have the conso'la
lion of knowing that it is in the country.
So I say great credit is due the wimin for
this yatriotio move and to tell the trooth
the' wimmin generally know what they're
about. Of all the blessins they're the
soothiuist. If there'd Defer bin any wim
in, where would my children be to-day ?
But I hope this move will IwiJ to other
moves that air just s much needed, one
of, which is a genial and therrer cariaiu
ment of expenses all rduiid- The fact is
Weare rrettiu ter'bly extravagant, and
onless ive paws in our mad career, ill less
than two years the goddess of liberty will
be'seen dodirin low a Pawn Broker's
shop with the other gown done up in a
bundle even if she don't have to Spout
the gold stare in her head-band. Let it
all lake hold jiutly, and live and dress
centcibly.like our forefalhors.who know'd
more'n we do, if they want quite . lo
honest.' ' :
There air other clieefin signs. We
dont for instans, lack great Gin'ials, and
we oerta'inly don.t lack.briiva iojers out
there's ou thing I wish we did lack and
that is oiif present Congress. : ' : ' "
At a special congressional lection in
my district, the "other 'day,'! delibrilly
voted for Henry Clay. I admit that Hen
ry is dead, but inasmuch as wa don't seem
to have a live statesman lo our national
Congress, let us by H means hare a first
cUts corpse.
And now, wilh a genuine hurrar for iho
wimin who air goin to abandin fiirrin
goods, uud another for the patriotic eve
rywhere, 111 leave public uiatters, and ia
dulge in a little plsashnt family gossip;
My reported captur by the North Anii'r
icau savijis of Utah, led my wide circle
of friends aud creditors to think that I
had abid adoo to earthly things, and wa
il angel playing on a golden lint p. lleuts
my rival home was unexpected.
It was II 1. M., when I reached my
homesttd and knoclit a healthy knock at
the door thereof.
A nightcitp thrusted itself, out of tin
front- chamber window. (It waii my Bet
sey's iiiglitcup.) And a voice said
"Who is it ?"
"It is a man !" I answered, in a gruff
vols.
'I doni bleeve it," she set!,
"then c.ouie down add search' trie,
replied. Then rtismiiin my ual'ral voice
1 said, "It is your own A. W., Betsey!
Sweet lady, wake ! Ever of thdii !"
"Oh," she said, "it's you,, is it ? 1
thought I 6inclt something."
But the old girl wasglad to see me.
In tho Moiiiiu I found that my family
were ents rtiliitl,ii;' an arlist liorri Philadel
phia, who was there paintin some suitlin'
whtel'fallsand montaius, and I niorin sus
pected he had a hankeriu for my oldos1
darter.
"Mr. Skimmeihorn, father,", sed my
daughter. .
"Glad to S(?o you, sir," I replied, ill a
hospitle vois. "Glad to see you."
"He is an artist, father sed my dau-
"A whichist?"
"An artist. A hainter;"
"And ghiiier f I'pskt.
painter and glazier, sir '?"
"Are you a
' My dauter aud wife was mad, but I
couldn't help it. 1 felt ill a komikil
mood.
"It is a wonder to ma, sir," said the
arlist, "coiisiduriu what a widespread
leputaion you have that some of our
Eastern managers don't secure you."
"It's a wonder to ma," said my wife,
"that somebody don't secure him with
chain,"
After breakfast I went over to' town to
sea my old friends. The editor of the
Bttgle greeted cordially, and showed me
the follerin article he'd just written about
the paper on the other side of tho street ;
"We have rejenlly put up in our office
an entirely new sink, of uniije construc
tion with two holes through which the
soiled water may pass to tho .new bucket
underneath, tt'luit will tho hull lioUnds
of the Advertiser say lo this ? We shall
continue to make improvements as fust as
our rapidly-increasing business may war
rant. Wonder whether a. certain editor's
wife thinks she can palm olf'a brass watch
chain on this community for a gold one ?
"That," says the editor, hits him whar
he lives, That will close him up as bad
as it did when I wrote an article ridicool
ing his sister, who's got a cork eye."
A few days after my return, I was
shown a young man Who says hell dam
if ho goes to, war. , He was Bottiu on a
barrel, and was indeed a loathsome ob
jects. ,
, Last Sunday I heard Parson Batkins
preach and the good old man preached
well, too, tho'. his prayer was ruther
leilgthy. The editor of the Bugle, who
was with me, said that prayer would make
lifteeh sfjuares solid nonp'aril.
I don't think of notliiu more to write
about. So "Be'leeva if all those endear
ing charms," etc, etc;
A. WARD.
3 The French Government lias
granted the sum of 200,000 franne to
wards the execution of a Work on Assy
rian Antiquities.
jCST AJPhilosopher v?ho married a vul.
gar but am?able, girl, tised to call; hdr
"browu sugar "because he said ihi was
sweel but unrefined. ' " .. !
X3f The New York Evangalisi states
that Misa Catherine Beecher has joined
the Episcopal Church and ' recie'vod- the
rite of confirmation, i
i"It is stated that th British Ad
miral refused to allow the Tnllahnsse to
coal in Halifax, after s Ac had tufon a
wtU ct'ry'y.
beauties op popular sovijh
momrr.
How long is it since every D.-nVii'i'iilic
tongue was vocal with the praises of pop
ular sovereignty? No lunger than
the era of Kansas, wh.n it Was thought
by the p wty that slavery mi.jht be more
readily extended by it! What now is the
situation in reference 'to that doctrine?
Why the Democrats apply it with most
vi-mr lothe rebels in tha S.oeded Slates
and demand its recognition so far as they
are teoimarncd in withdrawing from the
Union; but as to the North they seem
generally disposed lo resist it in opposing
the draft. They are not willlng io lot ihe
majority tale. The people, through thoir
representations in Congress, provided for
the draft by a largo majority which was a
clear exercise of the right of popular sov
ereignity. Why not abide by this di-ci
sinu till it can be reversed iu the Consti
tutional way? ' Can you nol trust the
people to vote it down? Or are you de
termined id appiy the doctrine only in
the interest of slavery and deny it when
freedom 'h concerned? Oh, Democrat,
thou art a strange reptile, aud thy name is
Copperhead 1 ' ' ' "
England's loss in the Crimean war,
says Cassell's History of England, was
122,407 meii, in killed, died of wour.ds
and disease ; and the cost was C5IJ.0(10.
0U0, or about $105,000,(100. If lhej
French less was the same, the aggregate I
would be 44,934 men, and 530,01)0,000
which would bp equivalent 'to about 1,
000,000 000 dollars of our tvnr debt, ma
ing a moderate allowance for iho increase
in prices of all supplies iii this country.
Thus coul 1 England and France, expend
more than half as much in '.capturing a
single fortress, as we have thus far ex
pended in defending the very life of our
nation I No q-iestion involving liberty
or the organisation of ihe Government
was at stake before Sebastopol, while wl?
arc fighting for the whole theory of our
Government., If England and France
could lose so much for the sake of nation
al pride, where is our manhood, that we
cannot stand up to our uatioual preserva
tion ? .,'' 1
SCENE IN A RAILWAY CAR
RIAGE. . On the night of the 4'.!i inst., another
terrific scene Was enacted in one of the
English railway carriages. About two
minutes before the, train started from
London, a good looking man took a seat
in a Car containing only four other men
and some ladies. Soon after startiii" he
showed symptoms of madness, and tried
to throw himself out of the window. He
was prevented by the passengers, upon
whom he then turned wilh the greatest
fury. The traiii was bound for Peters
boroilgh, eighty mijes, and was to make
no stop, the time being two hours.
Such is tha English arrangement that
no, communication could be had from one
compartment to anothor, or to the officers
of the train ; and there, durinir the two
long hours, the struggle was continued
amid the sorenms of tV.3 women, and the
utmost effort Could get no ,ord to the
guard on the train. The comfort of
such a ride would not generally be rel-j
Nhed TI13, maniac was laboring under;
a fit of delirium tremens. ,.
HOW JEFF DAVIS TALKS OF
.': iPEACE". ; ;
There lately went to Richmond, i:
rather a curious way, Col- Jaques and
Mr. Gilmore, to have a peace talk with
Jeff Davis. Concerning tho Views of
President Davis, Mr. Gilmoro in a letter
to the Boston Transoript reports ! '
"Je!Teron Davis Said to me last Sun
day, (and with all Ins faults j beljeve1
him a man of truth:) 'Tliis war must
go on'till the last of this, generation falls
in his tracks,, and his children seize . ii
musket and fight cur battles', unless you
acknowlcdgo our right to self'goirarn
ment." .. .. , . . .... , , i
We are not fightiojj for slavery We
are fihlijig for independence, and thai
or extermination we will have.' i . i.
Copperheads of the North, : what do
you thins of this? Can VaKkndigham I September, and that it would be a saving
and his followers m':ilt-3 Beace' With euchjof money to finish up engagements before
asaa ? th tt dite.
ONLY A Q0E3TICN OR TWO.
We mi-ht ask some plain questions
which it. would be perhaps disngreeablfj
though not difficult, for Democrats to
answer, to-wit; Of the fifteen States that
voted against Mr. Linooln in 1S60, which
I O"1 of their Governors is not or has not
I been a traitor? Anothor question: How
j many of thofe fifteen Democratic States
1 in arms against the Governmen:?
! Verily, t,S is a Democratic war against
the fundamental principles of the Consti
tution, that tho majority shall rule. Now
let it be borne in mind that this same
traitorous parly assembled in Convention
at Chicago, to nominate a candidate for
the Presidency, and judging from tha
past what niiy we expect in case of his
success in November?
ifiTBaokgamnion. Diplomacy.
Solace cum Solo: A bachelor's pipe.
The Oiiiam of HAttD-sniKisa. Rum,
When is a Ihh-kettlo like a city omni
bus. When its block-tin.
iTT Why is love like an Irish poplin ?
Because it is three parts stuff.
jt What loose tilings generally stick
pretty fast lo one? Loose habits."
J$ New . explanation of "the golden
mean," To have gold and be too mean to
use it . . ,
iCSTA mini in Paris has collected 35,
000, portraits of the fi rst Napoleon. "Nary
two alike" i , : i
.-53 Who is tho most regular man in
his habits? The, printer, . because of all
others he lives most by rule. ,
Br a IimK Jackst.-" Our Sli ip
of State has got a trmenduous load to
carry, and requires, therefore, a Heavy
Draught?" '" ' ''
ifST Wine In-Wit out. Q. Wheu
is a ship like a frauduleut winter?
A. When she makes Port with logwood-
X Q. .What imeat should iron be
classed with? A. Hard to say: sometimes
'ts "bar,'' and sometimes its "pig."
S3T Oue firm of friction match man
ufacturers will under the new 'tax law,
pay more than SI, 31)0 per day.
ST Another privateer, the Coquette,
with a formidable armimeut, is cxpeotd
to leave Wilmington soiin. ' ' ' '
' J3T What is the differaiice between
perseverenuce and obsiinncy? One is. a
slrong will and the, .other isa
.strong
wori't.
1B Cows sheep and horses, says a
writer from India, stray at will over Gen.
Hdvelocks grave. . . , ,
iCS A philosopher who married a vul
gar but amiable girl, used to call his
wife "brown sugar" because, ha said, she
was sweet but unrefined., i .
3" The New York Evangelist states
that Miss Catherine' Beecher has joined
the Episcopal Church and Waived the
rite of confirmation, !..
tSB" It'is stated that the British Ad
miral refused to allow the' Tallahasse to'
coal in Halifax, after she uad taken in a
week's supply. :-
S3T Aii enthusiastic meeting Was'held
in Andover, M"ass., Wednesday evening,
at whicli twenty young men from that
town enlislod. And yet the copperheads
say the yankee's wont volunteer I
jfer 'The Saturday Review begins' an
article with ihe declaratiou that there' is
nothing fixed, no duration, no vitality
in the sentiments of women towards each
oliier. "They are mere pretty bows of
ribbon, and no more." , '
JS1T Dion Bourcicault 1ms credi ted
himself with a now play. He has turned
"The Poor of New York."-which was
translated by him from the VPoof of Par
is, "into the Poor of Loudon,". ;i ... ,
itsTThe country is evidently exlwus
tcd, as but two thousand persons have as
cended Mount , Vas,hington dun'ng1' this -?ean.
A greater portion of whom have
remained ova? uia'bt to see the: sun set
and risa. --n. , . - , i '- n .i.n
3T A maiden lady.'whose a'ga' it ! Is
not a proper subject for discussion warns
young men that the stamp tax oh matches
is to be enforced on and after the' 1st of