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SB GLOBS EKPCBUfl. SUSGEU.T MC03f52$9t, FEBRUARY 1 1885
IVEN AND TAKEN.
P. O. TCfclttier In Inepnde
Smoothing soft the nestling bead
Of a rualden fancy-lad.
Thus a grave-eyed wexnan said:
"Richest gifts are those w mak;
Dearer than th lov w take
That fir for love's own sake.
"Well I know the heart's unrest;
Mina has been tha common quest
lo ba loved, and therefore bleat
"Favors undeserved were mine;
At my feet as on a shiine
Love has laid iU gifts divine.
"Sweat the offerings teemed; and yel
With their sweetness sune regret
And a wnce of unpaid debt.
"Heart of mine unsatisfied.
Was it vanity or pride
That a deeper J jy dimied!
'Han Is that opa but to receive
Empty clo.se; they only live
Richly who can nchly give.
"Still," she sighed with moistening eyes,
"Love is sweet in any guise;
But its best is sacrifice!
"Ha who, giving, does not ware
Litest is to Him "ho gave
Life itself the loved to save.
"Love that self-forgetful gives
Sows surprise of ripened slwi vet
Tt w vn its own reooivt."
Jules Verne tn Figaro,
The rising gala whistles. The rain comes
down in torrents. Low sway the trees under
the blast that sweeps the Volsinian shore,
and dashes its fury against the slopes of the
mountains of Crimma. The rock-bound
coast is rent ana riven by the tempestuous
billows that surge and foam along the vast
In the depth of the bay nestles the little sea
port town of Luktrop. It boasts a few hun
dred houses with greenish miradors shelter
ing them from the winds of the main, and
four or five steep streets that look more like
the beds of a mountain torrent than public
thoroughfares. Not far off smokes the Van
glor, an active volcano, which by day
belches forth thick volumes of sulphurous
vapor, ami by night fitful floods of flame.
IV, crater, seen fully 150 kertses out at sea,
answers the purpose of a beacon, and guides
home to Luktrop tha coasters felzanes, ver
liches, or balanzes that plow the troubled
waters of the Megalocrida.
On the other side of the town are heaped
up ruins of the Crimmerian era; while the
suburb, of Moorish aspect, like a casbah or
Algerian fortress, with its white walls,
round roofs, and terraces calcined by the
sun, seems a huge pile of square stones
thrown together at hap-haxard. The whole
mass looks lice a cluster of dice, the dots of
which have been worn away with age.
Among other peculiar structures may be
seen an odd-looking building called the Six
Four from the number of its windows, six in
front and four behind.
A steeple rises above the town, the square
steeple of Saint FhilQIene, with its bells
visible taroush tha open stone-work, and
when they are swung (as they are at times)
by the violence of the storm, it is accounted
a bad sign, and the good people of the place
are filled with fear at the omen. Such is
Luktrop, with a few stray houses on tha
heath beyond, scattered amid tha broom and
furze, as in Brittany. Luktrop, however, is
not in Brittany. Is it in France! I can not
say. In Europe! I do not know.
At any rate it ware useless to look for the
place on the map.
Tap, tap! A discreet rap is heard at the
narrow door of the Six-Four, on the left
hand corner of Messagh'ere street A com
fortable housa this, if such a word is known
at Luktrop, and of the thriftiest of the
place, if to earn on an average a few
thousand fre.zers a year be a sign of thrift
A ferocious yelp, something between a bark
and a bowl, as from a wolf, has answered
the rap, whareupon a window above the
door of tha Six -Four is thrown opon, and an
angry voice bawls out:
"To the devil with all intruders."
A young girl, shivering in the rain, with a
sorry cape thrown ovar har shoulders, in
quires if Dr. Trifulgas is at home.
"He is or isn't all depends."
"I come for my father, who is dying."
"And where is he dying P
"By tho Val-Karoiou, four kertssa from
"And what's his name!"
"Vort Kartif the cracknel-maker!"
"Yes; and if Dr. Trifulgas would only"
"Doctor Trifulgas isn't at home!"
And the window is brutally closed in the
glrl'j face, while the wind and the rain out
side mix their voices in a deafening din.
A hard man he. Dr. Trifulgas, with but
little feeling for a .fellow-creature, and one
who attends a patient only if well paid in
advance for his services. His old dog, Hur
sof a cross between a bull and a spaniel
would have more heart than he. The door
of tha Six Four remains invariably closed to
the poor, and open only to the rich. He has,
moreover, his scale of prices; typhoid fever,
so much; brain fever, so much; so much for
a pericarditis, and for as many more diseases
as doctors choose to invent by tha dozen.
And Vort Kartif, the craknel-maker, is a
poor man, with a penniless brood. Why
then, should Dr. Trifulgas bedevil himself,
and on such a night! "The rousing me from
my sleep," snuffled he, as he went to his bed
again, "is alone worth ten fretzers!" Twenty
minutes had scarce gone by than the iron
knocker again woke tho echoes of the Six
Four. Grumbling, the doctor got out of
bed, and from the window growled:
"Who is there!"
"I am Vort Kartirs wife."
"The cracknel-maker from Yal-KarnlouP
"Yes; and if you don't come he'll die."
"Well, then, you'll be a widowP
"Here are twenty fretzers"
"WkatI twenty fretzera to go to Val-Kar-nlou,
four kertses hence!"
"For God's sake, come!"
"Go to the devil P And, with an oath, the
window was again slammed. "Twenty
fretzersl" muttered be; "what an ideal Bun
the risk of catching a cold or a lumbago for
such a sum, when one has to attend to-morrow
morning the gouty but wealthy
Edzingov, at Kiltrens, whose ailment is
worth fifty fretzers a visit"
With this pleasant prospect, Doctor Tri
fulgas songht his bed and went to sleep as
soundly as ever.
Kop, rap, rap!"
Three blows from the knocker, struck with
a firm hand, have this time added their rat
tle to the noise of the storm. The doctor,
startled from his sleep, got up in a towering
passion. On opening his window the hurri
cane came in like a. whirlwind.
"'Tis for the cracknel-maker "
"What, again that wretch P
"I am his mother."
"May his mother, wife and daughter all
die with himl"
"Tis a fit "
"Ay, and a tight one, no doubt," chuokled
"We have a little money," said the old
woman, "an installment on the house sold to
Dantrup. the drayman, of Messagliere street
If you dont come, my granddaughter will be
without a father, my daughter without a
husband, and myself without a son!"
It was heartrending and horrible to hear
tho old hag's voice, and le think that the
wind froze the blood in hor viens, and
reached the very bones under her skin.
"A fit, say you? The fee Is 300 fretsers,"
rejoined tha heartless leech.
"We have but 130."
"Good night, thenl" And once more the
window was closed.
On second thoughts, however, he came to
the conclusion that, for an hour's trot and
half an hour's attendance, 120 fretzers made
3 fretzers an hour 1 fretzer a minute! It
as small profit at best, but not quite to be
So, instead of getting Into bed, the doctor
slipped himself into his velvet suit, hurried
down stairs m a pujj- 0f thick water-proof
boots, muffled himself up in a large overcoat,
put on his gloves and sou'wester, and, leav
ing the lamp lighted on the table near his
, Codex opsned at page 167, pushed opened the
door of the Six-Four, and appeared on the
The old crone wis there, leanlne on a stick,
kar frame emaciated by eighty years of
The money," said he.
"Here; aaJ may Cod return it a hundred
God! the may Cod! Has any as
A teeter whistled Hnrsaf, pot assail
lantern U toe dag's mouth, and bant hi
stops toward tease. eta sag
Good heaves, what weather I The balls
ot Saint Phllfilene sway to and fro under the
headlong fury of the storm, an ominous por
tent, as we know. But Dr. Trifulgas
eschews all superstitious notions. The fact
is. he believes in nothing at all, not even his
own science except for what it brings him
In. What weather, to be sure, and what a
road! Nothing but shingle and slag the
shingles slippery like sea-weed, and the
slag crisp as clinker. And no other light
to see by than a tremulous flicker from
Hurzofs lantern. At times strange, fan
tastic figures seem to toes in the names that
swell from the mouth of tha Vanglor.
There is really no telling what lies at the
bottom of those Inscrutable orators. Per
haps the souls of the unier-world, that vola
tilise on reaching our atmosphere.
The doctor and the old hag fellow the line
of coast that runs in and out ef the small
bays along the shore. The sea is of a livid
whiteness, and sparkles as its billows hurtle
the phosphorescent fringe of surf that seems
to pour wave on wave ef glow-worms p on
Thus both rush on till they reach a bend in
tie road between two swelling downs, where
the broom and-aea-rushes clash their blades
toge ther, like so many bayonets.
1 he dog has drawn nearer to his master.
and seems to say:
"Well, what think youf A hundred and
twenty fretzers to place under lock and key
in the safe! That's the way to build up a
fortune! Tis another pieee of ground.added
to the vine enclosure! Another dish added
to the evening meal! Another bowl of food
for faithful Hunof 1 Nothing like attending
ricn patients and loosening their purse
strings." At this point the old woman stopped. Bhe
directed a linger, which shook like age,
toward a red light some way off In the
gloom the house of Vort Kartif, the cracknel-maker.
"There P laconically put in the doctor.
"Yes," responded the crone.
Just then the Vanglor, vibrating to lta
foundations with a noise like thunder threw
up a mass of fuliginous flame, that mounted
to the zenith and rent tha clouds. Doctor
Trifulgas was thrown to the ground by the
force of the concussion. Regaining his foot
ing, he swore like a Christain, and looked
around. The beldam was gone. She most
have fallen through some deep crevasse in
the ground, or taken flight on the floating
fog-clouds ot ocean. The dog, howevor, was
still there, upright on his haunches, his
mouth wide open, and the light of the
lantern blown out
"If ever mind; lefs go on, mumbled Dr.
Trifulgas. The honest man has pocketed
the 130 fretaers, and must needs earn them.
A solitary light is alone visible in the dis
tance half a kertas away. It is doubtless the
lamp of the dying, or, perchance dead man,
and yonder must be the cracknel-maker's
house. There can be no mistake, the old hag
pointed it out And so saying, with the
noise of the storm in his ears, Doctor Triful
gas hurries on toward tho house, which
standing alone in the midst of a wide heath,
is more distinctly perceptible as the way
It is a singular and noteworthy fact to ob
serve how much the house of the cracknel
maker looks like the doctor's Six-Four, at
Luktrop; there it the same arrangement in
the front windows, and the little vaulted
door at the side. Doctor Trifulgas strides
on as fast as the driving gusts of
wind and rain will permit He reaches the
door, which is ajar, pushes it open, enters,
and the blast closes it behind him with a
bang. The dog outside howls or is silent, by
turns, like choristers chanting tha versa of
a Forty Hours psalm.
How very strange! One might almost be
led to suppose that Dr. Trifulgas had come
back to his own house. But this cannot be.
He took no wrong turning on the road, nor
did be lose his way. No, he is certainly at
Val-Karniou, and not at Luktrop. Yet how
comes it his eye dwells on the same, low,
vaulted corridor, the same winding staircase,
and the same massive wooden railing, hand
worn like his own! He ascends, and stops on
the landing. A faint light comes from un
der the door, as at the Six-Four.
Is it a snare or a deluslonl By the weak
glimmer of tha lamp, he vaguely recognises
his own room there the yellow sofa; there,
on tha right, the old oaken chest; and there,
on the left, the iron-girt safe, in which he
had thought of placing his 130 fretsers.
Yonder is his arm-chair with its leather tas
sels, his table with its convoluted less unon
it, by the flickering lamp, his own Codex, '
open at page 187.
"What ails me!" murmurs the doctor.
What ails thee? Why, thou art palsied with
fright The eyeballs start from their sock
ets. The body contracts and dwindles in
size. An icy sweat chills thy skin, on which
nameless horrors seam to creep.
Quick, or the lamp, for want of oil, will go
out, and the sick man die. Ay, the bed is
there his own, with Its pillows and balda
quina bed as long as it la broad, and the
closed curtains with their large inwrought
flowers. Can this indeed be the bed of a
poor cracknel-maker? Trembling, the doctor
draws near, pulls tha curtains aside, and
There, outstretched on his dying bed, lies
the sick man, with his head outside the
counterpane and motionless, like one about
to breathe his last The doctor bends for
ward Ah I what ghastly scream is that which
rends the air, and is taken up by the dog
outside with his sinister howling! It is not
Vort Kartiff, the cracknel-maker, who is the
dying man, but he, the doctor. Doctor Tri
fulgsfhimself I he who is smitten down with
brain fever he and no other. Full well he
knows the symptoms. It is cerebral apo
plexy, with sudden accumulation of serosity
in the cavities of the brain, and partial par
alysis of the body on the side opposite that
where the lesion exists. Ay, it was for him
that assistance was besought, that 130 fret
sers were paid! He who, in the hardness of
his heart, had refused to attend the poor
Cracknel-maker! It Is be now that is dying.
Dr. Trifulgas raved like a maniac The
symptoms increased every minute. Not only
were all the functions of relation dead in
him, but the beatings of his heart were
nearly gone, like the breath of his lungs.
Yet he had not lost all consciousness of his
What shall he do! Diminish the mass of
the blood by bleeding! There must be no
hesitation, or Dr. Trifulgas is a dead man.
Phlebotomy was still practiced in Volslnia,
and there, as here, the doctors rescued from
apoplexy all those who were not to die from
Dr. Trifulgas seized his case of instru
ments, took his lancet, and punctured the
vein on his duplicate self. No blood, how
ever, spurted from the wound. He rubbed
with all his might the chest of the dying
one, but he found that the pulsations of his
own heart diminished; be burnt the other's
feet with hot bricks, but felt his own feet
Suddenly his duplicate starts up in his bed,
struggles wildly in the last throes of sus
pended breathing, a rattle is beard la his
throat and Dr. Trifulgas, with all bis sci
ence, falls back dead in his own arms.
The following morning a corpse was found
in the bouse known as the Six-Four that of
Dr. Trifulgas. He was placed in a coffin,
and conveyed in great pomp, to the ceme
tery of Luktrop, after the manner ot the
many bs had already sent there.
AsforoldHursof, I am told the faithful
beast may still be seen, with his lantern re
lighted, scouring the heath and bowling for
his lost master. If this be true or not, I can
not say. Yet so many strange things do
occur in this Volsinian country, especially
round about Luktrop, that I see no reason
to doubt the statement At any rate, let me
ask of you once more not to look for this
town of Luktrop on the map. The best geog
raphers are still uncertain as to its exact
position in latitude and even longitude.
ArtUtlo Work In Hair.
Joseph Uatton's London Letter.
The Hair-Dressers' association in Paris,
called by I know not what grandiloquent
titles, are gradually creating kindred insti
tutions on this side of the water. Soiree
conducted on the most arlstocratlo Unas
are held periodically in London, at which
artlstlo competitions take place, and gold
and silver medals are awarded. Itlsaltaady
becoming a common thing when yon sit
down to have your haircut in soma semi
fashionable little atallsr te see gorgeous cer
ajsatass sssssuWit ta Us as tha
tat praUr wheat iissse an aMisauy
whirling around yeur head Is the holder ef a
gold, er silver, or bransa medal Id soma
famous artlstts competition in onnaetlon
with tha dressing of hair. It not, there
fore, surprising that a serious attempt is be
ing mad to revive a dead-and-gone custom
which many of my readers will probably re
member. Hair rings set in gold, necklet of
hair, watch-chains ot hair, gold trinkets
with hair trophies in the shape of weeping
willows and impossible monumsnts will, 1
am sure, occur to most people who leak back
to their youthful days.
Half a century ago this hind of thing was
popular everywhere, and sometimes very
artistic combinations of various colored
hairs gray, black,twhite, brown and red
were to be seen in Sorts at landscape and
architectural art. The particular gold
medalist who honors sue with his attention
whenever my looks are in danger of sug
gesting Bunthore or Oscar Wilds has just
finished quits remarkable .picture of
Bruges in hair, the labor ot some year. A
little way off it has all the brightness and
sharpness of a clever etching. The Orleans
family, I learn, are reviving the old fancy
for hair Jewelry in Franc, and a lady friend
ot mine who gossips charmingly aboat fash
ions tells m we shall saon again hear on this
side ot the abannat ef lore trophies in the
shape ot loeks of hair, hair lock!, hair
bangles and many other hirsute devises far
utilising French ingenuity.
A Joke on Gen. Sheridan.
Kew York Oor. Chicago Journal.
The general rarely fails, at every dinner,
to tell a story entitled new to those within
hearing; and on a recent occasion he said
as'part ot the discussion ot the deviled crabs.
terrapin stews, canvas-back duck and other
things which were served in style: There is
a vast deal of imagination about one's appe
tite. The place in which a dish Is served
often imparts as much flavor as anything
uncommon in the dish itself. Some of the
customers ot a noted New York cook imag
ine that he is unapproachable.
The last time Phil Sheridan was in town
he remarked to a friend, as they were eating
in their hotel, that there was only one place
in America where roast chicken could be
provided to exactly suit the requirements of
his taste. The friend said that was all bosh
that a tender fowl put on a hot Are was
sure to come out palatable, and no amount
of skill could accomplish anything more.
But Phil insisted that the restaurant of the
cook referred to was the exclusive place in
which the thing could be done in prims
style, and he invited the other to tost the
question with him the next evening.
At tbe appointed time, six or seven gentle
men sat down to a dinner, of which the chief
dish was roast chicken. During that im
portant course, Phil alternated hi mouth
fuls with laudatory remarks, asserting the
delicacy of tbe flavor, the tenderness of the
flesh, the daintiness ot tbe cookery, and so
on, until somebody's irrepressible grin set tbe
table In a roar. Th swindle was uproar
iously exposed. Tba particular chicken set
before Phil was bogus not a chicken at all,
except for the skin and the bones, the rest
being a clever structure of veal and pig, in
imitation of the fowl, and impregnated bj
The Art of Flop.'
Ada Reban ha evolved a saw order of
acting which may be called tbe art of flop.
The knack of dropping sal in a heap at tbt
slightest provocation has been brought tc
perfection by Miss Rahaa, and in "Love os
Crutches the furniture has risen to the point
of furnishing every medsrn convenience.
Eh flops upon lounges, chairs, settees, divans,
and, a the sporting men say, comes up smil
ing when the spasm is over.
No one, it is needless to Bay, can collspet
so spontaneously as Rehan. She is both em
phatic and lymphatic. She aspires and ex
pires with recurrent grace. She flames and
faints with pendulous uncertainty and tri
The comedy under bar flop vibrates like s
spring-bed. It is sat opon, in every corner,
and before it ends becomes a delicious incar
nation of the divine Rumple.
Rohan can alternate the azure piquancy of
the cash girl with the last gasp of the mor
phine patient, and make more revolutions tc
the minute than any woman alive. She has
put the emotional business into by-play, and
she keeps it in the air as a Juggler doss hii
spinning plates. Out of her new school of
flop will come a new generation of comedy
women. The era of the dingers Is gone, tbt
weepers have passed, tha klckars are forgot'
tan; now we are to have the Hoppers.
Peculiar Key West
Key West is on of the most pecnliai
cities in the world. It has a population ot
more than 15,000, principally whites, but hai
no chimneys, no show windows, no brick
blocks, no fine buildings, no planing-mills,
no steam-mills, no machine shops, no farm
ers driving in with loaded teams, no coun
try roads, no railroads, no rattle of ma
chinery, no aoise ot any kind, except tht
beating of tha waves against the coral
bound shores, and yet Key West, for in
size, does a very large manufacturing and
Marina! Northrop, of Woodbridge, Conn.,
has a novel barometer in the shape of foul
bullfrogs which live in a half hogshead it
his spring. In fair weather they sun them
selves around a hole in the hogshead's bob
torn, but when the storm, center moves theii
way they dive through lb hole and out ot
Sam Oppenhelmer of San Antonio was one
of the passengers on the San Saba stage that
was robbed a few weeks ago.
"Shell out your money, or oS goes the top
of your head," remarked on of tbe robbers,
holding a pistol under Sam's nose.
"Three hundred dollars vash evry cant I
got, so hellup me schlminy grashua,"
"Hand 'em over."
Sam did so, keeping back 90.
"What are you keeping back them 8 f orp
mildly inquired the robber, pressing his
pistol against Sam's head.
"Mine Oott, dont you let a man take out
8 per cent ven he advance money mitout
securitieeP asked Sam.
Cuba's 2,000,000 ot people have to pay $14,
000,000 a year for the support of the army
and navy that keep them in subjection.
Though tbe island yields Spain a revenue of
37,000,000, there is a deficit of $9,000,000 in
the Cuban budget, and tbe customs duties
are mortgaged for temporary loans, and still
troops and contractors are unpaid and mu
tinous. It Is Very Simple.
A medical Journal says that a sneeze will
cure an attack of hiccoughs. When a man
is in churoh, and feel am attack of hic
coughs coming on during prayer he may
disperse the threatened annoyance b fatting
fly a robust sneesa. It is very simple but
the congregation would probably prefer the
Swedes In Minnesota.
In some parte of Minnesota one can travel
100 miles and find none but Swedes, and
some of their congregations number ovei
1,000. They also bar Teral missioni
nng tn Turns.
Butter In Boston.
Boston Oor. Chicago Tribune.
It is hard to find good butter here an arti
cle almost universally good in the west At
least I have never met bad, rank butter
on any western hotel table. Oleomargarine
is largely used in tha restaurants, and it ta
only at the highest-priced cafes that one is
sure to find genuine sweet butter. At one
Boston hotel of high repute they have for
years sold butter of a mousey taste, so. that
now it is proverbial that at this hotel you
are sure to get horrible butter. They buy
a good article, but they store it where it ac
quires a flavor of the sewers. A friend
of mine recently bought some choice
Philadelphia butter in neat pats, paying
therefor 75 cents 'per pound. On taking it
home his wife and female friends declared
their belief that the butter was oleomargar
ine and they were sure they "tasted the
suet" Next week, out of revenge, my
afflicted friend bought som oleomargarine,
put up in a shape to deceive the very elect
among butter men. This be took heme, and
the women said with on accord: "What
delicious butter now yon have got the
right thing!" He was avenged on hi fair
wsssa aw suasftssam sua "Sjr Btfb
BESIDE THI, mH.
PC very Other Saturday.
If both walked slowly o'er the yeUaw grass,
Beneath the sunset sky;
And then ho climbed tha stile I did not pass.
And there we said good-bye.
Hu paused one moment; I leaned a the stUe,
And faeed the hasy lane;
But neither of us spoke until w hath
Just said good-bye again.
And I went homeward to ur quaint old
And he went on his way;
And he has never crossed that field again.
From that time to this day.
I wonder If he ever gives a thought
To i 'hat be left behind;
As I start sometimes dreaming that I hoar
A footstep in the wind.
If he had said but one regretful word.
Or I had shed a tear.
He would not go alona about the world.
Nor I sit lonely her.
Alas I our hearts were full of angry pride.
And lof- was choked in strife;
And so tha stile, beyond the yellow grass.
Stands straight across our life.
WOMAN AND HOME.
t-HB PHILOSOPHY OF FEMININITY IN
A Few Fashion Hints Helps to Health
Feminine Diagnosis The Shoe lte
fortu Southern Women tram a
Canadian's l'olnt of View.
rOarth" In New Orleans Times-Democrat
The charm of southern home life is all-pervasive,
and It radiates from southern "young
ladyhood. A creamy complexion with a
faint pink flush underneath, soft eyes with a
world ot dreams in them, a rounded figure,
tiny hands and feet and kittenish ways make
it no marvel that tbe youth masculine of
New Orleans 1 mostly married at 13. These
lovely damoiselles make fascinating studies.
They read clever books and discuss their
finger nails, they are shocked at.the conven
tional appearance of the three-lettered podes
trian member, but are enthusiastically "de
voted" to the ballet At 17 the Now Orleans
girl is a charmingly developed poem, in
which coquetry and an excellent idea ot mat
rimonial necessities make well-balanced
metre and admirable rhyme. She Is innately
and entirely domestic, lovable and loving,
asking only to ba shielded from the facte of
life, and permission to unlimitedly pirouette.
One seldom sees a plain-looking member of
the fair sisterhood under 25. After that the
whole beautiful structure is apt to be a col
lapse. But in the day of her beauty and
brightness the American girl of the south is
an unparalleled example of beautiful wom
anhood. She would rather flirt than vota,
and much prefers tho acquirement of the
Kensington st:tch to the practice of medi
cine. She has numbef less cousins, all deeply
in love with her, and usually returns the ten
der passion to a limited end discriminating
degree, but doe-nt take it seriously. In
deed nothing U taken seriously bare but
Coffee is a mutter of great anxiety, ot
profound speculation, tse key to domestic
felicity, and thi content of many a family
jar. "By their coffee ye shall know them,"
is the popular zaaxim concerning the gro
cers, and dismal la the fat of the man of
sugar and spices who is weighed in the bal
ances and found wanting in th quality of
Mocha. Th cousinly affection ot the fair
Louiaianian Is by no means to be compared
to her devotion to her tiny after-dinner cup
of the inspiring brown fluid, and the is de
lightfully candid In avowing it The society
girl here has no more to say than a northern
belle, but she says it better. Conversation
ally, as in every other way, she is graceful,
arch and in excellent taste. She is not elo
quent, but her eyes are, and the quick play
of light and shadow in her face, the unob
trusive action of her suggestive little hands,
and the ever-changing emphasis and inflec
tion of her soft-syllabled words , put a world
of meaning into ber most ordinary remarks.
The only respect in which her t t is ques
tionable is her unlimited use of cosmetics. I
have yet to meat a pretty girl who dot not
ndeavor to enhance her beauty, and suc
ceed in hastening its destruction, by th as
sistance of the powder puff or a married
woman, or an old maidl Thsy all do ft If
you keep your face clean you are a north
erner and a barbarian.
Popular ScUaoe NewaJ
There is a deal of shrewd insight into
human nature, and especially woman na
ture, in tbe following extract from Oliver
Wendell Holmes' address at the centennial
of the Harvard Medical school:
I have often wished that disease could be
hunted by its professional antagonist in
couples a doctor and a doctor's quick-witted
wife making a joint visit, and attacking tho
patient I mean the patient's malady, of
course with their united capacities. For I
am quite sure that there is a natural clair
voyance In a woman which would make her
as much th superior of man In some particu
lars ot diagnosis as oh certainly is in dis
tinguishing shades of color. Many a suicide
would have been prevsnted if the doctor's
wife had visited the victim th day before
it happened. She would have seen in th
merchant's face his Impending bank
ruptcy, while her stupid husband was pre
scribing for his dyspepsia, and indorsing his
note; she would recognize the lovelorn
maidra by an ill-adjusUd ribbon, a line in
the features, a droop in the attitude, a tone
in the voice, which mean nothing to him,
and to the brook must be dragged to
morrow. Tbe dual arrangement of which I
have spoken b, I suppose. Impracticable; but
a woman's advice, I suspect, often deter
mines her husband's prescription. Instead of
a curtain-lecture, on his own failings, he gats
a clinical lecture, on the puzsling case, it
may be, of a neighbor suffering from a com
plaint known to village nosology as 'a com
plication of diseases,' which her keen eyes
see into as much batter than his as they
would through the eye of a small-sized
needle. She will And the right end ot a case
to gat hold of, and take the snarls out as she
would out of a skein of thread or a ball of
worsted, which he would speedily have re
duced to a hopeless tangle."
A Crescent City lady.
Joaquin Miller's Kew Orleans Letter.
I have found In this city the noblest lady I
know; and I havo seen the world well. Her
father was rich, traveled Europe with her,
schooled her in a convent, had her taught all
things. Then ho became poor. To-day aha
Is in a little shop on Royal street with her
old father and little sister, making and sell
ing shoes. Ah! you imagine her mirthless,
dispirited, and plain. On the contrary, she
isaas bright as a bird. I believe she Is heart
whole; and X know she is handsome. No, I
will not tall you her name or number; not for
gold. She has honest pride. Besides, she
does not need your patronage.
Pardon this one allusion. I only point to
this case as an expression of what I have
been trying to teach my people In these pa
pers. I want the women of this country to
go to work. Then the men will work and
the dude will leave his companion on the
corner, the kulp-post, to stand alone. We
must go to work or go to the devil at once.
The women of New Orleans are at work; the
most of them. Those of New York are idle;
so many of them. Get out of your grave a
dozen years or so further en and see which
of these cities is ahead.
Go to work at something, I say, before
you are compelled to, and it will not seeni
half so hard as you think. The little shoe
maker referred to took me back into a little
parlor to see her old father at work. Why,
he was in a little palaoe. And all the walls
of this little palace were hung with pictures
of her painting, tapestry, and curtains of
her handiwork. And then the old shoe
maker laid down his pegs and hammer and
wax, and all were very happy as she sat at
her piano and played the last opera, and
sang it, too, perfectly.
Another Tlew of the Question.
(Detroit Free Press.1
A good deal of outcry Is raised in New
York about the hardships of women in that
city who are paid only SO cents for making
a dozen shirts. A society is forming for the
Surpose of remedying this state of things,
ut a correspendent ot The Evening Post tt
not altogether wrong In putting forward an
other view of It, and saying whenaje's wif
offers 118 a month-and tha am board a we
have at own table for a plain coek, and th
girl had rather mak shirts at 30 cents a
dozen, and be iadejendent, than to haw a
gL laa aero, f daa'taat no kM
sympathy for tbt skirt aalteNL Th aaly
eaesttea is whethtr a wossaa, willing and
able to earn only SO ntt r toss a av, would
la such a cook as sue wife would be will
ing to have, and pay 18 a month. Usually
thos woman who make shirt at SO cents a
dosen do it because tky dent knew kew t
da anything alt.
Tight Shoe ana
Kew Terk Ores hi,
"As a rule, the first iastanc attar mar
riage where marital authority is exercised is
on the shos question," said a wis young
matron the other day. "You may be wear
ing th easiest and most sensible of- shoes it
does not signify. Two axioms are indelibly
impressed upon the masculine mind, from
birth, I fancy. One, woman is vain; the
other, woman's vanity is saost pronounced
in her foot appareL So th young husband,
feeling that at last a Is la a position to reg
ulate one woman's vanity, at least la this
resptot, begins the she reform at one. Be
fore w had been married a week my husband
had Informed m that I wore my shoes
two sises to short and an sia too narrow,
which was really a remarkable piece of news,
for I had never had any sort of trouble with
my feet, and took my daily tramp with th
greatest comfort The first time I needed
hoes he accompanied me to the shoemaker's
and, with his valuable asslstonos, I pro
cured a pair ot shoas so large and easy that
they chafed my feet, and at the end ef a
fortnight I was obliged to discard them, be
ing foot-sore for the first time In my life. It
Is just as great an error to have a shoe too
large as too small. It should fit the feet no
more, no less. Since that one experience,"
finished madame demurely, "I buy my own
shoes. I think my husband exploded bis
theory at the first test"
The Seal-Skin Saeque Clolna
New York Star.
"Sealskin sacques are getting so common
that fashionabl people are discarding them
entirely," said a lady friend ot mine tha
other day, w cee husband allows her 5,000
a year for her wardrobe. "You know," she
continued, "there are cheap furs which look
nearly as well as tbe best for one season,
and so low-priced as to place them In
reach of almost everybody. My cook,
for instance, wears a sealskin
she bought for (60. Then the
plush imitations are se good as to be decep
tive at a very short distance. Conse
quently, one sees sealskin and seal plush
everywhere. I've given my sack to my
maid, and for cold weather have a black
velvet brocade wrap trimmed with silver
fox fur, which is quite too lovely for any
thing. "I am glad the fashion Is going out," she
went on. "Seal sacques and circulars are
ugly at best, and uncomfortable indoors.
They're ungraceful and unhealthy. They
can be worn anywhere, at any lima, which,
though it is a good thing for people with
only on wrap, is exceedingly poor form,
and deprives th garment of abaractar and
tone. Smaller furs, with warm wraps, as
elegant a yon plaa, are tbe proper
Car of th Teeth.
Dr. Andrew Wilson In "Health."
The chief rules which must be attended to
and observed in connection with the care of
th teeth are as follows: First, if possible,
the teeth should be rinsed out after every
meal Secondly, th teeth should be brushed,
night and vmoming, with a tooth powder;
men tooth "washes" are Ineffective In keep
ing the teeth alean and pur. A good
powder is the "precipitated chalk" of drug
gists, well mad, and having a llttl camphor
added. This preparation is sold undsr th
nam of "camphoratal chalk," and the
camphor has a stimulating and healthy in
fluence on the gums. Thirdly, use a medium
tooth brush, neither too hard nor too soft,
and use water with the chill token off,
wherewith to brush the teeth.
By attention to th simple rules, not
merely will a notable item In personal ap
pears nee be preserved, but health will b se
cured and pain avoided. Many a bad at
tack of toothache disappears it th teeth are
attended to, and when torn light aperient
medicine has also bean administered. If th
gums are naturally irritable and tender, a
few drops of tinstur of myrrh in water
shor' ' be used te rinse out th month twic
or tkrite daily.
A Stat Oaveraed ay Weaaea.
Among th colonial pnmesrlcsas, or, more
correctly, dependencies, of Holland, than is
a remarkable little state which, in itsjbon
stitution and original costume of its inhabit
ants, surpasses tbe boldest dream of tbe ad
vocates of woman's rights. In th island of
Java, between tbe cities of Batavia and
Samarang, is the kingdom of Bantam,
which, although tributary to Holland, is an
independent state. Th sovereign Is, indeed,
a man, but all the rest of the government
belongs to the fair sex. Tha king Is entirely
dependent upon his state council The
highest authorities, military commanders
and soldiers are, without exception, of tha
female sex. Thai amasons ride in the
masculine style, wearing sharp steel points
Instead of spurs, Thsy carry a pointed
lance, which thsy swing very gracefully,
and also a musket, which Is discharged at
full gallop. The capital of this little state
lies in the most picturesque part of th
island in a fruitful plain, and i defended by
two wll-kept fortresses.
Women Among Themselves.
Clara Belle's Letter.
The girls in the women's stores are treated
with aither tyranny or contempt by thelr
sisters whom they wait upon, and when my
brother Bol carried into one of these stores
the masculine custom of tipping the girl who
waited on him with a quarter ot a dollar
tears came into her eyes.
"I have not offended you, have IP said
"Oh, no," she said; "but in all tha years I
have stood behind these counters that is tbe
first kindly attention I ever received."
"Whatl" said Bob, "such an experience in
a life spent in th asrrias of ladies I How
can that beP
"Oh," she said, laughing and turning to
end the conversation, "ladies are one sort of
creature to the men and qrite another sort
among themselves. I hope you may never
see them as they see themselves."
Bob told me this as a good joke. He thinks
the girl was a crank. I know batter. She
was a philosopher.
Detroit Free Press.
One of the greatest obstacles to tha
progress of womankind is th undo promi
nence given to matrimony. With the ma
jority of womtn marriage Is th aim and
object of existence, and they wait for it,
hopefully or despairingly according to cir
cumstances. Even thos who take up some
regular employment regard it as a means of
subsistence alona They do not expect to
devote more than a few years to it, and
thereto there is little to stimulate their
ambition. They have no purpose other
than to get the necessities of life and bridgi
over the time lying asrween them and mat
rimony. A woman cannot put her whole
heart into her work a long as she attempts
to preserve it for a future emergency, and
work undsr these conditions will accomplish
Tbe Window Curtains.
An architect who builds a modern dwelling
should never let it pass out of his hands till
he has chosen th window curtains. Many a
good exterior is ruined in these days by the
want of taste ot th owners or tenants or of
the upholsterers they employ. What taste
less things people choose to do inside their
house is their own affair, but th publio ex
hibition ot bad taste is an often that ought
not to be tolerated. When little muslin cur
tains, fit for a cottage bed-room, are dis
played in the window of an elaborate and
beautiful city house, they not only give
away the occupant, but are a positive dis
tress to the passer by. Som of the curtains
and other complicated window arrange msnts
now to be seen in fashionable streets are
marvels of unsultablants. Sometimes they
seam to have bean designed for a doll's
house, sometimes far a kitchen, sometimes
for a coffin. Rarely have they any relation
to external fltnasi, and they make one regret
the good old days of Venetian blinds and
Holland shades, which at least were in
offensive, A School for Anna
When ws consider how artfully and effect
ively most actresses employ their arms, I
wonder that th belles ot society do not
acquire th same acoampliahment W are
too apt t 1st eur mppsr limb
remain as aseless as tr tower M,j
9. far j mUofisafJ fs
ana I recall only one girl among my
acquaintances who displays her arms for all
they are worth. As seen at an opera or ball,
they are not tho insensate things commonly
seen, but are animate, helpful appendages,
taking their active and graceful part in her
movements and conversation. Let some
body open a school ot arms for girls.
In Bolston, England, there is a club of
men composed entirely of habitual wife
bsatert, Tha ot Ject of the club is mutual
assistance and protection. When a member
beat bis wife and a banighted magistrate
fine him, th fine is paid out of the club
funds, and the gentleman goes home and
gives his wife another beating just for luck.
The neble Briton must have his fun.
Fanen Talmaga's Daughter.
Naw York Letter.
There Is no prattiar girl in New York state
than Miss Mary Talmage, eldest daughter
of the Brooklyn divine. She' Is of a pals,
classic, blonde type ot beauty, petite in stat
ure. Very vivacious in manner, and stylish
in dress and appearance, bosidas being a fin
ished scholar and a great favorite in young
asctoty. It Is also alleged she possesses all
the literary testes of her fathar.
Statues to Women.
It Is a little remarkable that of the three
statues raised to woman in this country all
within the present year one is to an Eng
lish woman, Harriot Martlneau; another to
an Irish woman, Margaret Haugherty, a suc
cessful New Orleans baker, and one to an
American, Mrs. Julia A. TevU, of Sholby
villa, Ky., a successful teachor.
Mr. Oscar Wilde, speaking at OUwgow re
cently on "Dress," said a Lancashire mill
girl, with a shawl over her shoulders and
wearing clogs, knew mora about dress than
a fashionable London lady recently returned
from Paris, because in the former case there
was comfort, while in tha latter there was
Cards for tbe Canines.
One of tha latest London absurdities'ls for
the owners of little dogs to leave the dog's
card with their own when they make calls.
The cards are about an Inch long, and three
quarters of an inch wide, and bear the ani
mal's name in full
For the Hiccoughs.
Southern Medical Record.
Moisten granulated sugar with good vine
gar. Of this give to an infant from a few
grains to a teaapoonf uL Tha effect, he says,
is almost instantaneous, and th dose seldom
needs to be repeated.
Oor. Inter Ocean.
Th women have a tired, surprised took in
Boston. Lif. seems to be an eternal inter
rogation to them, at which their amazement
can net conscientiously ceas.
The ChUf Foot
In all these cases where fools elope it is the
woman who is the chief fooL Sha has
everything to lose, and in ninety-nine oases
in a hundred eh loses.
"Do nothing, say nothing; time will put
vry thing to rights," is Emperor William's
invariable answer when one member ef his
family eomes to complain of another.
Christian Advocate: Attention, you manly
young ftllow: Speak rudely to your mothar;
sha lores you, and will forgive you. Koep
your politeness for others.
Bavaria has enacted a law forbidding the
marriage of couples who do not possess suf
ficient means to maintain themselves.
There are 453 women editors in England
and 1,309 female photographers.
Sixty-four women engravers earn their
livelihood in England.
Some remarkable illustrations of tha power
of plants to adapt themselves to diverse con
ditions have bean furnished by the observa
tion of Senor Ladislao Netto, of Rio
Janeiro. On plant Strychno triplinervia
was found growing in an opsn spec as a
bush about six feet high, while another
specimen of the same species was seen in the
shade ot some woods only a few miles away
as a vine sixty feat in length. Other plant
were allowed to become vines of consider
able length in tha daose Brazilian forests,
and at once began to change their appear
ance to that ot shrubs on being given fre'i
exposure to the sunlight
Mayor Latrobe has presented to the city
of Baltimore tho original copper plate from
which was taken the picture of the Baltimore
oriole in Audubon's folio edition of "Th
Birds of North America." The plate, which
is in perfect order, is about three feat square.
It represent the nest of the oriole, with
thro of the birds and soma foliage.
THE WEIGHT OF CHILDREN.
How It Varies from Day to Day Periods
f Increase and Decrease
Pastor Malling-Hansen, the director of th
Royal Deaf and Dumb asylum in Copen
hagen, has published an interesting pfimphlet
on "The Periodicity of the Weight of Child
ren." His observations, obtained by tha
daily weighing of the children under his care,
are very interesting. According to his evi
dence the weight of children differs so largely
from day to day that no trustworthy result
can be obtained from weighing at long in
tervals. A child maybe two pounds heavier
at night than in the morning,
and maybe one and one-half pounds
lighter in the morning than the night
before. Eating seems to have more influence
on weight than exercise, bathing, or occupa
tion. The ultimate increase in weight, cor
responding to increase in growth, does not
go on regularly throughout tha year. There
is a period of stoppage in the increase of
weight with corresponding loss, from the be
ginning of May till past the middle of July,
in which time the loss of weight may exceed
double th avarags ultimate gain.
During August, September and October
there is a very steady period of increase in
weight, sometimes rising to five times mora
than the average increase. During the rest
of the year tbe weight varies from less to
more around tha average figure of increase.
During the summer holidays the increase in
weight is twice tbe average, and in Septem
ber and October even thrice. Besides the
serious period of loss from May to July,
there are at othar times frequent sudden
stoppages in the increase of weight, some
times followed by actual loss. These hin
drances, lasting from six to fourteen days,
are not made up for by extra periods of in
crease, and seem to indicate real damage, so
that the actual increase of weight seems to
take plaee during about the fifth part of tha
year, while the remaining time Is occupied
with loss and its replacement There is a
decided correspondence between the vacilla
tion of temperature and accompanying
vacillations in the weight of the child in
crease of warmth and of weight and de
crease of warmth and of weight go hand in
hand. A decrease of 3 degrees of warmth
in tha temperature of the five days is
accompanied by a ninefold decrease in the
weight of a child, and 3 degrees more
warmth by a thirteenfold in weight
Tha hindrance and loss of weight that ac
company a decrease in the warmth of the
temperature has begun to rise, as if the loss
depended on sickliness induced by tbe colder
temperature. A year that has had most
change of temperature Is far more unfavor
able to tba normal increase of weight in a
child than a more steady year, and a series
of such unfavorable years will for many fol
lowing years result in leas strong children.
Tbe reason of the great period of loss from
May to July, and the rapid increase during
the autumn months, do not seem to depend
on the conditions of warmth. The increase
of weight in tbe children experimented on
was always greater during th period when
the moon was receding from ti.o earth, and
less during the period when the moon was
approaching the earth. During the former
period the children increased in weight twice
as much as during the latter period. Pastor
Mailing-Hansen's inquiries are considered so
important that the Danish government and
the "Carisbergfond" have granted sums of
money for the continuance and extension of
New York Journal: Th baautlru'l B4-
! frigid Btgtfix.
WOULD WE BE WILUNO.
Would we be willing, if the summons earn,
To countermarch this lit, to live the same
Hay pain and joy, and poverty and wealth,
Qood days and dark days, illness and health.
The new life, just as the old has been;
To find Ilka friendship and the viler men,
And would it pay! Life, like a play,
Is relished as we go, from day to day
Not many a play is worthy of recall;
The actors, one by on com on, and curtain
They go away;
And shifting scenes, and musie long and
Orates u the list'ner's weary ear,
We dread tbe play I
And so, as children tire of toys and sleep,
At tha close of life comes less and leas te
TJs here alway.
And than so many that have gone before,
And earned hopes to a brighter shore,
Are saying Come!
Those absent lontr, with anximw gate.
Leading and llghtln; the darkest ways,
Would call us home.
Would w be willing to refuse their prayers!
Ah, no! Someday we'll great them there
WHERE THE TREASURES OF THE
WEALTHY ARE STORED.
A Ta-lt Which no Burglar Can Demolish
A Structure Against Which the Mob
May ltege in Vain The
Kew York Sun.
The vast fortunes in stocks and bonds ot
the millionaires of the city are not stored in
the brown-stone dwellings of the avenue.
Tha thin walls, black walnut doors, and
easily picked locks of those houses would
offer little resistance against the violence of
a mob or the ingenuity of a burglar. The
days when skillful cracksmen could capture
large quantities of valuable property in rich
men's homes have almost passed away.
Taught by experience, or admonished by
example, persons with portable valuables
have been forced to seek places of storage
and security. Within nearly the last dozen
of years there have sprung up In answer to
that demand buildings of massive structure
and exceptional strength. All that invent
ive gtnius could disoova? or money com
mand has bean employed to render the
places fire and burglar proof. There are
many ot them scattered through the city
from Wall street to Harlem, all agreeing
in their main features of massive strength
and inspiring solidity. These ore known as
safe deposit vaults. They usually occupy
the ground floor of some stanch, fire-proof
structure, and the mass of locks, bars, bolts,
combinations and burglar-resisting con
trivances is really wonderful.
A description of one up-town near th
center of the city will answer for th rest.
Entering from the street you pass up to a
wall of solid steal bars, every bar as thick
as a man's wrist, and twelve or fifteen fast
high. These are firmly fastened to each
other and into the stone floor, and acres
them is placed a stout wire screen. Two
keen eyes sharply survey you from th in
terstices of thj screen. If their owner is
impressed favorably there is a clicking of
locks, a rattling of bolts, and slowly tbe
ponderous iron gate swings bock. Next you
fall into tbe hands of the superintendent,
who gives you another keen sirvey, and
then, unlocking an iron wicket, ushers yon
into the vault. Two massive doors, each
nearly eight inches thick, stand ajar. Each
of the three entrances is double doored and
every door is secured by time and combina
tion locks and six large bolts of steel Leav
ing tha daylight with tha outside world and
passing into the Interior, the brightly burn
ing gas jats reveal a low-ceiled, square
apartment The floor Is stone, iron, and
cement; the ceiling Is Iron, an J four iron
walls are concealed behind four rows of iron
safes. This is the treasure house of VanJer
bilt Human skill could not build it strongar;
mortal genius has not weldtd steal and stona
into a firmer combination.
When one's ayes become accustomed te
the light of this iron chamber one perceives
that the surface of the walls is divided into
littls squares ot various sizss. The depositor
inserts a thin key of curious make in one ot
tbe squares. He begins to haul on th
square, and it lengthens out into an oblong
iron box nearly three feet long and divided
into comportments. These boxes are mova
ble, and may be token out and brought into
a private room, where in the strictest pri
vacy the contents of the box may be exam-'
lned. Other safes are firmly fastened into
the wall, and have changeable combinatioa
locks. The locks of the outside doors of th
vaults are both time and combination looks,
and th time' locks are so arranged that the
doors, once closed, cannot be opened until 9
o'clock in tha morning. Outside and Inside
at toast a dosan persons are within earshot,
and could easily hear the slightest unusual
noise. It is calculated that if by any acci
dent the locks should all get out of order, it
would require mora than four days of con
stant labor to effect an entrance.
These vaults contain almost every varietj
of valuable property gold and silverrcoln.
greenbacks, diamonds and other precioui
stones, bonds, deeds and valuable papers ol
every description. Families breaking u
housekeeping and removing or going abroad,
are obliged to store their plate and valuables
for safety's soke. Mr. W. H. VanderbUI
has an immense amount ot property stored
in this way, and frequently goes to the vault
to cut off the interest coupons of his bond!
with his own fingers, or to read the tally of hi
golden hoard in all the seclusion that thit
stone-steel vault can grant Private papen
of immense value He there in perfect secur
ity. Lawyers use tha little safes as deposi
tories for important papers, and the key U
many a bitter litigation is locked up within
those walls. Many fashionable ladies keel
their jewels there, take them cut for at
evening and putting them back the next
morning. Watchmen guard the vaultj
within and without, and that all-potent
agent, electricity, protects them by ingenioui
systems of bells and alarms. Even should t
mob set out to pillage and destroy the city,
it would rage in vain against these ironclad
structures. The companies generally guar
ontee the safety of goods left in their care,
and charge only a few dollars a year for all
this bolting, barring and unceasing vigilance.
A small box costs $20 or $30. From thai
figure the rental of the boxes runs up intc
the hundreds, but all have tho some measun
Make Way for Victoria lteglna.
Last Tuesday af tornoon her majesty cam
to London to visit the duchess ot Cambridge,
the trip having 1 een suddenly arranged at
an hour's notice. The most extravagant pre
cautions wore taken at Paddington (by or
ders sent from Windsor) to secure privacj
for her majesty, and there was quite ai
thorough a clearance as there used to be in
the streets of Bagdad when the sulton'i
daughter went to the bath. Every human
being on tbe arrival silo of the station wai
peremptorily ordered off, to the infinite In
convenience of the numerous persons wht
hod gone to meet friends who were coming
up by the trains then due; and when the
trains arrived the passengers who coma bj
them were rushed away almost before thej
could obtain their luggage.
Xew York Sua.
When an up-town shoe dealer was asked U
repair a pair of boots that needed new solo
and new heels, he said:
"Will you have patent heels P
"What is the peculiarityP
"They ore reversible. Both ends of thi
heel are trimmed alike. The heel is secured
with screws, which can be removed by an)
one with a screwdriver. By t- bt
heel end for end after it begiu -. of)
on one side, the wear is thrown equally ot
both sides, and the heel is kept square.
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