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tta&a&kfcak EVENING HERALD KXTAIII.ISHKI) 1H70. Published every Evening, lCicept Sunday, at ftotrtn jARtiiN HTimtT, Kkab Ckstuk. Tim 11rttld I le'lvrn.l In Mhcitnntloan and the utrO'l'illil! ti a lorsix i rnis a week, pay abU oMiararrlrls. II? mail W.oo year, or 23 esntfl a month, payable In advance, advertise ments charged nccordtnR tn space ami position. The publishers rcservo the right to change the position ot advertisement whenever the pub lication of news demand It. The right li leeervfed lo t ije tany advertisement, whether paid (or or not, mat the publisher may deem Improper. Advertising rates made known upon application. Entered at the posloffleo at Shenandoah, Fa., as second class mall matter. TELEPHONE CONNKCTION 'All the News Thai's Fll to Print." Evening Herald THURSDAY, N'OVCMUUU 81. 1809. DUR COUNTRY : First. Last and Forever, SPAIN'S farowell engagement lms again boon Indefinitely postponed. It will come, nevertheless, It Isa wise pupil in geography who can tell how iimny islands Uncle bam will own bofore the yeur is out. Violators of the game law should be punished. Some of tile local sportsmen spend Sundays hunting. THK way to be happy is to make others comfortable, if only for one day. If you have done that you are entitled to thanks. JAMK3 J. CoiIBett'S ring career was settled by Tuesday night's battle with Sharkey. He is not the lighter some people thought he wus. Tun Herald has more paid sub scribers in Shenandoah and vicinity than any other paper published. It is the homo paper the paper that pays. There is a political combination in Pottsville, with geuialJosoph Niohter at its head, that is hard to boat, whether it be Democratic or Republi can politics. And every member is a trump. "Jack" Robinson, of Media, pre dicts one of the tuost heated contests in the' United States Senator light ever known in the history of the state, and what the harvest will be no oilo can tell at this time. A citizen bearing the cognomen of John Hrisben Walker announces his purpose to create a new Democracy in New York to supply the place of the one dominated by Richard Crokor. We can see Walker's ilnish now. TilK information contained in the ilEEALO last evening1, to the effect that the Hoard of Pardon would act favorably upon the application of Michael Plemiuing was, favoral ly re ceived by the people generally. In fact, the Board could hardly do otherwise in face of the strong peti tions presented and the large number of appeals from prominent and lnllii enlial citizens in all parts of the county. JUDOK HERRING, in sentencing the School Directors of Banks township, said he was convinced that the offi cials did not defraud by intent the taxpayers of the township, but the jury having rendered a verdict of guilty, he gave them as light a sen tence as the law would allow, $5 Hue and costs. The Directors were con victed of receiving $5 to attend in stitute litid failing to direct the build ing fund iu the proper channel. How many School Boards so direct the latter fund 1 THK last has not been heard of the Keely niotdr. The president of the Keey .Motor1 Co. has publicly stated that Keely loaves a document, cover- ing'sbuie 2,000'puges, in which Is con tallied all the information to make clear, the nature of his discovery, and ho 'also states that Mr. Keely had been making steady progress toward per fecting his motor up to the time of his death. It may confidently be ex pected from what the president of the company says that the world will soon be treated to another chapter of the Keely motor discovery. But the world will remain skeptical until there shall ho a practical demonstra tion of the value of the alleged dis covery. Your friends may smile But that tired feeling Means danger. It Indicates impoverished And impure blood. This condition may Lead to serious illness. It should be promptly Overcome by taking Hood's Sarsaparilla, Which purifies and Enriches the blood, Strengthens the nerves, Tones the stomach, Creates an appetite And builds up, Energizes and vitalizes , The whole system. Be sure to get Only Hood's JANET AND JACOB. Br QKOKUK (1UANT1IAM 11AIN. Copyright. 1S93, by the Author T WAS very like Juliet. Sho was nlwnyg doing odd tilings. If 1 wort iiwl nwti lilt um tjcmlKur, mid her :3 initio as well, I think thoy would have embarrassed mo at times. Wo I lmd been to. the '1' hn n 1: Bgl vlug nintineo.nt thuop era liousb that aft ernoon. It wns tho incvltnhlo "Fnut," anil Gounod's lovely mini,) still rant; In or oars us wo hurried up tho steps of tho elovntod rail road station at Foity -second street on our way homo. Wo lookod bank for a moment nt tho eager crowd as wo mounted tho long Hlght. Then ivo wore pushed on by a smldon movement of tho throng toward tho station platform. There was a rush, a hissing of steam, a creaking of iron, a olnnkliig of gntes swung widu, a lioarso cry from tho guard, and wo found our selves swept by tho How of belated pleas ure seekers irresistibly into a ear already well lllled. Wo wore separated for a min uto, and when I looked back I saw Janet nodding her thnnkH to an odd figure of a mun as sho sank Into a seat. Perhaps I should not my odd, for nothing is odd in Now York, where all nations and all classes and conditions of men meet in tho olovated railroad train on an equal foot ing. Hut tho llguro was a llttlo singular in that It was not a New York figure. Tho ruddy health In the boyish faco was not tho product of New Y'ork air, tho square cut, awkward coat and tho shape less folt hat were unmistakably bought at a "gcnoral store," whore molasses and seed corn wero leading commodities. Tho thiok shtnglod hair might Imvo been cut to tho measure of a chopping bowl. Tho llg uro was bucolic thcro was no mistaking it. I mado my way to Janet's side anil turned to thank her boncfactor. Just then Homo ono left tho adjoining sent vacant, and, with tho fooling that reciprocal kind ness was tho bostovidencoof appreciation, I pressed tho stranger into it, much against his will. And as ho protested earnestly but awkwardly Janet said to him: "I am sure that you aro not a Now Yorkor. Our Now York men do not k'vo their scats to women." I can soo tho 400 distinct looks of disap proval which would havo rested on Janot if hor sooial acquaintances had seen her thus address a "total stranger." I was not shocked. I was simply amused. But I was more interested in watching the of foot of her fcpooch on her neighbor than In speculntlnp; on its possible ellect on her friends. Tho sensitive rural nnturo too oftuu draws back pained at its contrast with what is of "tho city." For a mo ment It was a quostlon whether tho stron ger would resont thu suggestion, but tho tactful tone and the pleasant smllo dis armed resentment. Tho youth went to tho other extreme. Tho ruddy cheek Hush ed a deeper red, but not with ombarrass niont. "No, I'm from tho oountry," ho said frankly. "I haven't been here more than a day or two. I couldn't let a woman stand up and I sit hero. Standing's prot ty easy for a man unless he's boon walk ing all day." There was somothlng porsonnl in the last sentence that led mo to think that tho young countryman had been walking a groat deal Hint day. "I never was in N'cw York boforo," ho said. "I havo como from a llttlo town in tho west to seo if I can learn a llttlo nioro and do a little more perhaps In n big town than I can In our llttlo ono. Wo haven't many chnnccs thore, nnd there's so much horo tho libraries and tho schools and ev erything. You'd think I wns pretty big to go to school, wouldn't you? Hut I think a man's norer too old to go to school If there's anything to learn." lie lookod around to sco what elTect his llttlo speech had had. Mooting a look of plonsnnt Interest, ho plunged Into deeper confidences. No told of tho litrlo town nnd tho stagnation of its almost insular life, of tho ambition that hu had to seo and to loarn, of the lonely fireside where his mother and younger brother sat his ono regret. It was not a conversation, it was a rocital. It caino to an end just bo fore wo reached our station. "This is whero I get oil'," said Janot. "I'm afraid I've been tolling you a lot that doosn't interest you," said tho young man, scarlet of face again. "It interests mo very much," said Ja net with a slncero smllo. "I bollovo in the fellowship of man. I hopo that you may find all that you hopo for hero. Goodby." Sho turned and nodded, smil ing to him as wo left tho car. Ho waa looking after us, hat in hand, soemingly forgetful of his surroundings, as I glanced back from tho station platform. I novor thought to soo tho faco or the figure again. Tho encounter with thorn, though, enruo vory naturally. 1 wont to the Lenox library to consult an authority "THIS IS WJIKItK I QKT OFF," SAW JANET. a few days Inter, and there was tho young man of the olovatcu ranroau, looking the raro manuscripts in their glass cases, not undorbtandlng, I know, but impressed by the inscriptions which told of tholrnga Ho glanced up from ono of them as I pass ed, and a quick look of recognition cmiio into Ills oyos. Somohow tho spirit of fel lowship of which Janet had given mo suoh a good examplo led me to stop and speak to the youth, it I nan onooumorou nun alone the first tlmo, even if wo had struck up a conversation as ho and Janot had douo, I should havo pnssod him nftorward with a nod at most, but tho fact that Ja net had taken an Interest in his welfare nd talked to mo about It as wo walked toward hor home led mo to stop nnd say a word to tho stranger. So I asked him how ho was and how ho was getting on. Ho was well, ho said, but ho had not got v..- n,-ln fact, ho had had nothing to do but look nt tho sights. Thero was no work to be had and In ono sense he ..in i,ii lint ho was on tho look out, anil where a man wanted to work thoro was pretty sure to " to do somewhere, he thought. Tho un conscious Influence of Janet was on me again whon I suggested that ho call nt inv nllli.il tin, mint ilnv to dlsouss the kind of work ho wanted with a view to consid ering wbothor I know of any position which be could till, lie promisou to coiuu, and I went on my way. SH5 .1. had jiut him ajilto out ot my thought "If a price can be placed on pain, 'Mother's l'ltcud la worth Us weight la gold ns an allevi ator. My wife suffered more In ten minutes with either o( lier other two children than she dkl al together with her Inst, having previously used four bottles of ' Mother's Friend.' It la n blessing to any one expecting to become a mother," aaya n customer. Thus writes Henderson Dale, Druggist, of Cartni, 111., to the BradCeld Regulator Company, of Atlanta, Ga., the proprie tors and manufacturers of " Mother's Friend." This successful remedy Is not one of the many internal medicines ad vertised to do uurensonnblc things, but a scientifically prepared liniment especially effective In adding strength and elasticity to those parts of woman's organism which bear the severest strains of childbirth. The liniment may be used at any and all times during pregnancy up to thu very hour of confinement. The earlier it is begun, and the longer used, the more perfect will be the result, but it has been used during the last month only with great benefit and success. It not only shortens labor nnd lessens the pain attending it, but greatly dimin ishes the danger to life of both mother and child, and leaves the mother In a con dition more favorable to speedy recovery. " Mother's Friend " is sold bydruggkts at ?t.oo, or sent by express on receipt of price. Valuable book for women, " Before Baby is Bom," sent free on application. VISE CIRADFIELQ REllULATOFl C0 Atlanta. Ga. uoioro iro came tho next day in tact, 1 had to puzr.lo over his faeo for a minute beforo I could idt ntify it, so thoroughly was my mind occupied with other mut ters. Ho wns awkward about approach ing mo. I found that ho had waited al most an hour in iho outer oillco boforo one of tho busy clerks asked him his errand and learned that ho had an appolntmont with mo. I had to keep him thero a llttlo longer while I dlspo.-ed of soma proslng business letters, nnd then Isont for him to como in. Ho sat on the edgo of one of tho big chairs In which my clients sit. Ho was embarrassed, but not timid, merely feeling tho htrnngoncss of his surround ings. 1 asked him what work ho expect ed to get. Anything at all, ho replied. What work had ho donof Well, odd jobs around homo and clerked in tho country storo ono summer. But ho really thought he was not fit for very much but plain la bor, at least until ho had hnd a llttlo more oxperleneo. Ho did not phraso tho Idea in that way, but that was what ho meant to say. It took him some tlmo to say it too. "I have found employment for your protege of tho elevated road," I said to Ja net tho next time I saw her. "Not I.oohlnvarf" snld Janet, for so wo had christened him in our conversations. "Yes, Lochinvar," I answered. "Only his name happens to bo Jacob. Ho is now pulling a wire ropo in tho elevator which carries mo to my oillco every morning." "And doing It with tho enthusiasm which marked Ills conversatloni"' "With an eagerness and an cnorcv which threaten tho integrity of tho ropo at times. " "I know that he would," said Janot, whoso faith iu human nature was soniO' thing beautiful. "Ho looked and tulked as though ho would pull an elevator ropo or drivo a mnrket wagon or tnanngo a big business with tho saino spirit. Whatever ho undertakes he will do woll. Mark my words. "My dear Janet," I said, "I havo mark ed your words about so many pooplo about tho starving woman who turned out to bo a professional beggar with a ItE LOOKED r.MnAIUU6SF.n WIIF.N HR SAW ME. bank account and real estate, about the man injured in a railroad accident who was claiming sympathy really for a brokon arm earned in tho doubtful profession of burglary that I am inollnod to 'snvo tho marl:' mr your own sake," 'Scoffer!" said Janot. "I will novor mako you my missionary again. Yes, I will too. At least you havo dono somo thlng practical for Ixwhlnvar, and I have no doubt ho needed it. And as he has demonstrated his worthiness to oven your skoptlcal mind your virtue shall ho ro wavded with a mark of my highest favor. Meet mo tomorrow nt Tiffany's nnd help mo select n wedding present for Jano Dwlght, who Is about to take to horself a husband. And don't fall to tell mo if Ijochlnvar progresses. I am half Inclined to bocomo ono of yourcllents and soo for my self how ho is adorning his station In life." "It Is hardly a station. It doesn't re main In ono spot loiiiz enough to become that, lint you need not worry about Loehlnvar. I will bring you bulletins about him at regular Intervals." 1 hnd a bulletin to deliver In about two weeks. Jacob (I did not know his family name then) spoke to mo In tho olovator ono day to ask my advlco. Ho had con filled his remarks beforo to n simple good mornii.tf. "I lmvo an Idea that I would llko to itudy law," herald somewhat dlflldently, "if It Isn't too much trouble, will you toll me a eood Iiook to hemn readlngr I answered rather abruptly with a sug gestion, for my mind was full of an lin portaut case which I had bcon studying almost all night nut, though tne mat ter slipped from my mind immediately, it returned when I saw Janet tho noxt day. "And what did you dor" sho asked. I told her what I had suugosted "Audyoij didn't olfer to lend him all your hooks)1" sho said. "What a koWbIi man you aro!" "1 suppose If a woman told you sho wanted to loarn bowing you would lond her your machine," "No; but I should glvo her a card to ono of my charities, whero they would lot hor liso one and show her how. Isn't thcro a homo for Indigent young men who desire to lieeom-j lawyers?" 1 On Mi contrary, It is our constant on dcauir to d:scourago sucli young men, for thoy fill the profession with a crowd of half finished attorneys who take foes from tis. cut urlciu and brim the bualnuss. Into dlsrppillo. 'Why, 11' trio prdfesslon ton tlnues to find recruits at tho presont rate of enlistment, wo shall have legal advlco thrown In with every dinner set at tho de partment stores." "Well, you must subduo your profes sional jonlousy this time," said Janet, "and help young Ijochlnvar. Do it for my sake. ' ' I havo taken orders from Janet for so many years that It never occurs to mo to question her Instructions. o 1 lent Jacob some l ,i l;,i. and when 1 found that ho had nuiFtiv ! i ir contents In a very shoit time ' I him the privilege of remain- i i i.. i... i.. ..r,, fl... lllf; ' I'-u ill hut t"u-miiK ti.iv, ,., i cle d running and using my library. Ho roveled In that privilege. I Was sitting up at homo very lato ono night preparing a brief, and I found that a most Important paper had been loft in my desk. There was no choice but to go down town nnd get It. Tho brief must bo ready tho noxt morning, nnd tho paper wns locked in tho prlvntedr iwcr of my desk where no ono !tit mo could get It. It wns nearly 13 o'clck when the janitor let mo Into the bulluing. I climbed tho stnlrs to my ofllco floor There was a light In tho outer of llco. 'That's stupid of Johnson," I said to myself. "Ho has left tho gas burning." Hut, when I opened the door, thero snt Jacob, poring over a calf bound volume. Ho looked o:i,b.irraed wheu he saw mo. "Am 1 In tho wnyr" he nsliud. "You're not likely to get much sleep at this rate," I replied. "Do you stay up as late as this very often?" ''Alniiict overy night," he nnswored, "Do you mind!'" 'Not a bit," I said, "If your health will stand It. Hut it is a pretty hard llfo, I think, for one who has lived in tho open air so much." "Tho llfo In tho open air stored up just tho sort of ltallty I need for this sort of thing," said Jacob. "You aro striking an average, thon?" "Trying tostrlkoonobetwoon tho sound mind and tho sound body." "Don't take llfo so seriously," said I. "Thero Isn't anything nioro sorlous to mo," sold Jacob, and I could not answor him, I got my paper and started homo. Ho was leaving tho building at tho same tlmo, and wo walked a few squares to gether. "Havo you any frlonds in Now York yet?" I asked. Jacob had never confldod any of the facts of his dally llfo to mo. "I havo soino relatives hero," he said. "They are rich pooplo, though, mothor tolls mo. Sho hnsn't hoard from thorn iu 20 years. I may go to beo them some day, hut not so long as I'm only an ulovntor boy." "Perhaps If you saw them thoy could help you to bo something bettor, though there is no disgrace In any kind of honest labor," I hastened to add. "If I can help myself, sir," said Jacob, "I think I would rather do It." I did not bollovo that there wns any cant ubout Jacob. I rather liked his dec laration of independence, and on the im pulse of tho moment I mado him a propo sition. "Ono of my junior clerks loaves tomor row. Would you llko tho place?" "It's very kind of you," said Jacob. "Am I fitted for It?" "You don't know so muoh law as some of them perhaps," I answered, "but possi bly your enthusiasm for your work will atone for that. Plaoos of tho kind usually pay only In nxporlenco, but wo will make tho pay tho same as that you aro receiving now, nnd perhaps thero will booxtra work by which you enu earn it." I left him nt tho corner half dreaming, boo much absorbed to say, "I thank you." Jacob servod three years in my oillco. Ily that time ha was prepared to poss a very creditable examination for admission to tho bar. I had reported his progress to Janet from time to tlmo and had received her thanks for my consideration, but it was not on her account now that I was encouraging Jacob. He earned all tho consideration ho received. He had had only two brief vaeations to visit hie homo, and tho remainder of tho tlmo ho had de voted unremittingly to study and to tho work whioh I had glvon him. He could do tho work of any two or three of tho clerks In tho oillco, or In tho building, for that matter. Tho president of a big rail road with which I had some business from tlmo to tlmo noted Jacob's energy ami oommontod on It ono day. "Send him to mo when ho is ready to practice," said ho. "I want snch a man in my oillco. In fact, I want many such men." So It happened that whon Jacob was ready to enter tho profession a position in tho legal department of this railroad, with A good salary nnd a flno opportunity for Improvement, was open to him. And so ho loft mo with regret, I think, on both sides. Tho term of his oxporlenoo in Now York had dono him a world of good. Ills mental equipment had been Improved, of course, but his dress and manner had lmprovod no less. All of tho buoolto air had disap peared. Ho was not extravagant In any thing. Ho had no money with which to bo extravagant, for tho surplus of his llt tlo wages had boon sont regularly to his mother. Hut ho found that ho could buy clothing of modern cut in Now York quite as cheap as lie could purchase tho old style garments of his boyhood In tho little town from which ho had como, and oc casionally ho found an extra job of work, which ho did In hours stolon from sleep, which gave him tho money to clotho hlra solf more becomingly than ho had dono at tho tlmo when I llrst saw him. On Thankpglvint? ovening, tho anniver sary of our first enoountcr, I met him near my homo on Madison avenuo. Ho was as handsome nnd as nice looking n man as I would meet on that fashionable thorough fare. I say '"nice looking" hecauso his appearance was not fashionablo. Ho was well dressed, hut In. an unnsMjiiilnif way. What Shall We Do. A serious and dangerous disease prevails in this country, dangerous because so decep tive. It comes on so slowly yet suiely that it is often firmly seated before we are aware of it. The name of this disease which may be divided into three distinct stages is, First, Kidney trouble, indicated by pain in the back, rheumatism, lumbago, frequent desire to urinate often willi a burning sensation, the flow of urine being copious or scant with strong odor. If allowed to advance, this reaches the Second stage, or Bladder trouble, with heavy pain in the abdomen low down between the navel and llie water passaye, increasing de sire to urinate, with scalding sensation in passing, tniall quantities being passed willi difficulty, sometimes necessary to draw it witli instruments. If uric acid or gravel has formed, it will prove dangerous if neglected. The Third stare is Bright's Disease. There is comfort in knowing that Dr. Kilmer, the great kidney and bladder specialis', has discovered a Remedy famous for its marvelous cures of the most distressing cases and known as Dr. Kilmer's Swamp Root. It is sold by all druggists. As a proof of the wonderful virtues of this great discovery, Swamp-Root, a sample bottle and book of valuable information will be sent absolutely free by mall on application to Dr. Kilmer & Co., Ilingliamton, N. Y. When writing kindly mention that you read this liberal offer in the Shenandoah IJiaALD. THE SECRET of my strength is perfect diges tion. I use the genuine Johann Hoff 's Malt Extract, and find that it greatly aids me in the proper assimilation of food." signod Eugene Sandow. Beware of imitations. The genuine has the signature of 1 stopped ior a word wICfi "hTni, nnd a sudden Impulse moved mo to ask hlni to take Thanksirlviuif dinner with mo. He thanked mo in his earnest way and accept ed, but ho told mo that ho must llrst mako a call that ho had been planning tho limn deferred visit to his "rich reW tlvcs ." "I waited until I had mado a llttlo plaeo for myself hero," ho eald. "My mother wanted mo to go to seo thorn long nco. but I thought I would hotter wnlt. l'crh.i'.s If I hud gone to them beforo they would havo had nn idea that I was going to ask something of them. Thero aro n creat deal of goodness and kindness In New York, but I find thero Is a groat doal of Busnicion too." "You iirunulto abovo suspicion now," I snld. "You havo dono really wondorfully well, and you havo shown your ability to tako irood caro of yourself. Aro you go lug this way?" And wo walked together up to Sixty-second street and turned to ward Fifth avenuo. Oddly enough, wo seonied to bo going to tho samo nelglihorlniod. I'resontiy we came to a big brownstono house. Jacob stopped. "This is tho number, I think," and he took a letter from his pocket. I took n sweeping glnnco at tho namo and address. "I am going In hero, too," I said. Ja cob was not n man of many words, and he made no comment. Togothcr wo wont up tho steps, nnd I rang the bell. They knew mo so well JANET TOOK THE LKTTEIl AND STOOD 1RRRS OLUTK. that the butler ushered mo Into tho draw ing room, taking for granted that Jacob was with mo. In a nilnuto Janet camo into tho room and gave mo her smiling greeting. Thon sho turned to her other visitor. It was evident that she did not recognlio tho face or tho figure. Both had chnuged a great deal, and she had seen them but once. Jacob hesitated for a minute. I did not offer to help him out of his difficulty fur ther than to say, "This Is Sllss Janet Groy." "I havo a letter from my mothor for Mrs. Gray," snld Jacob. "I am your cousin, J icob Thomson." Janot took tho lottor and stood irreso lute for a moment. She know tho name, and tho association of its owner with mo opened tho way to suspicion. "You'ro not Mr. Hamilton's Jacob Thomson?" sho said. "I was onco," said Jacob, a llttlo puz tlcd. Than a light broke In on hlin. "And you ate thn young lady of tho olo vated train that Thanksgiving day whon I arrived hi New York," he said, his face nil aglow, "And this is tho oddest mooting I over witnossiid," said I in my turn. "And to think that you two havo been four years Identifying each other I" "That is Cousin Jacob's fault, I am Miro," said Janet. "Why did you not como to seo us beforef" "Because I didn't know," said Jacob; "because my philosophy was at fault, I think. I was too proud to hunt up my rich relatives until I was independent uf them, and now f find that I havo been dependent on their kindness all thu time." Yellow Taundlce Cured. Suffering humanity should be supplied with every means possible for its relief. It is witli pleasure we publish the following. "This is to certify that I was a terrible sufferer from Yellow Jaundice for over six months, and was treated by some of the best physicians iu our city and all to no avail. Dr. Bell, our druggist, recommended Electric Bitters ; and after taking two bottles, I was entirely cured. I now take great pleasure in recommending them to any person suffering fron this terrible malady. I am gratefully yours, M. A, Hogarty, Lexington, Ky." Sold by A. Wasley Druggist. A Sut,ui'i lou of Iliirli .IIiiUh. Tommy .'Jiimu.u, why aro papa's watehts alvw.,vs bigger than mamma's watches? Ills Mothvr Oh, It seems that mon can't got alorg without having great times. .1 jwelei i VY. t '.ly. Bo Not Deceived. A Cough, Hoarseness or Croup, aro not to he trifled with. A dose in tiino of Siillnh's Cure will save you much trouble. Sold by I. D. Klrlin and a guar nnteo. It Is said thnt in the sandy deserts of Arabia whirling winds sometimes oxen Nate pits 200 feet in depth and extending down to the harder stratum on which tho great bed of sand rest A house-hold necessity. Dr. Thomas' Eclcctrlc Oil. Heals burns, cuts, wounds of any sort j cures sore threat, croup, catarrh, asthma ; never fails. Osaka has boon called the Now York of Japan. With the manufacturing villages that cluster around it it has a population uf about 1,000,(100 Shake Off Rheumatism and neuralgia. Bub well witli Red Flag Oil, 25c. At Uruuler Bros., drug storo. THE DEAN AND HIS WIFE. A Uttlc Sorprlne For lloomfnl ol IllnrkKiinriln. Tho following wns told by Ixird do Hos: In tho early pnrt of tho century Vauxhnll wns tho resort of many respectnmo per sons, ospeolnlly of those who came up from tho country to sco London sluhts. During ono season it wns lnfostcd by n baud of roughs, who mado it their occupation to Insult nnd inolost tho most quiet, dooent pooplo, ospoolully nny whom they guessed to bo country visitors. They bocomo such a nuisance that sovernl men about town, nmong whom wero Lord Alvanloy and Keppel Craven, laid a plot to get rid of thorn. They hlrod Mendoza, tho famous prize fighter, and dressed him up as a dean, with a shovel hat (Hut apron. Another prizefighter, a short man, was dressed as a middle aged huly and passed as tho (lean's wlfo, and ono evening thoy wero seuted at Vauxhall In a conspicuous position to watch tho fireworks. It was not long bo foro tho old fashioned, countrlflod pair at Iraotod tho attontlon of tho gung, who as sailed them with every kind of coarso rail lery and Insult, all of which thoy boro vory meokly. At length ono of tho porsooutors, grow ing bolder by Impunity, stopped up to tho dean nnd sipilrtod nn orango Into his eye. On this tho dean, rising, said In a mock, qulot tone, "Really, gontlonion, I havo borno a great doal, but I must put n stop to this. " With that his hat wont ono way and his coat anothor, nnd, followed by his "wlfo," ho sprang into tho mlddlo of the party, hitting out In all directions. Fillod with astonishment nnd terror, some Hod and somo tried to show light, but tho han dling thoy got from tho prizefighters was too severe for tho fracas to last long. All the time Lord Alvahloy and his friends, who wero in tho boxes, wore call ing out In delight: "Go It, Mr. Doanl Gle It 'om, Mrs. Dean!" An effectual stoo wns thus nut to tho annoyance Lord du Hos, who was present, wus a boy nt Westminster, and somo of tho Lennoxes had given him a hint that if ho went to Vauxhall that evening ho would soo some fun. London Spectator. To Curn Colli in Oni 1V Tako Laxative Broruo Qulnlno' Tahlots. All druggists refund the money If It falls to euro. 25c. The cenuluo has L. B. Q. on each tablet. tf A man was recently convicted In Kng- land of having enlisted as a recruit- in' 16 places, decamping each time with advance money Kngl.inil loses nhout $500,000 a year from such operations. For Infants and Children. The K'md You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of jl .' :s 1 1; 'Drill. "i. The imtahco of boiling to death took plate In i'.Thla In 18!)0 The ollund- pr, guilty of stealing statu revenues, was- put into a c:i III ion of eold water, which wus slow ly heated to tho bulling point. Ills bones wero distributed ns.a'Warning among the provisional tax collectors. A Card., We, tho undersigned, do hereby agree to refund thu money on a 00 cent buttle of Greene's Warranted Syruti of Tar if it fulls to cure your cough or eold. We nl Riiamn tee a 23-eent bottle to prove satisfactory or money refunded. A. Wasley, (J. IL Ilagcn bueh, Shenandoah Drug Store, and P. W. flierstein & Co. 11-14 33t-dw A Beautiful Home Is life's most pleasing com fort. We will give you much com fort for little money. A comfort pifour FURNITURE. To-day we have been busily en gaged in replenishing our stock. We have a new line of dining room furniture, chairs, sofas, couches and settees in large varieties. We are the cheapest dealers. WINTER IS AT YOUR DOOR And you may need a stove, range or heater. We have now several carloads in stock, which is the largest in the couuty we . reprc sent the Buckwalter Stove Com pany, the largest and oldest estab lislied urm m America. We can Sell you cheaper than other dealers who buy one and two on an order A guarantee accompanies every purchase. Money refunded if not satisfactory. D.UL 123 and 131 South Main Street Your Thanksgiving Dinner .... Will be a joy if it is aeeoni panied by our COLUMBIA EXPORT BOTTLED BEER Put up expressly for family use We also bottle porter. Leave your order at the office and they will receive prompt attention. COt-UIVIBIA. BREWING COMPANY DRINK CUSARY'S extra- hne QUALITY -GINGER ALE, - Superior Sarsaparilla.. and Orange Champagne rniLn.- cnEnr store, o DEALER IN o Fruit, Confectionery, Cigars and Tobacco, . Wholesale and Retail. SO West Contra Street. At Four Score Dr. Mites' Nervlno Restores Health. N0XE EZnKIEI, OIU3AR, assessor and tax collector, lluverly, Mass., who has passed tho 80th life mile stono, says: "Dr. Miles' Kestoratlvo Nervlno h..s dono a croat doal of good. I suCcrcd f or years from slcoplcssncis and nervous heart trouble. would foci weary and used un In tho morn Ins, had no ambition and my work seemed a burden. A friend recommended Dr. Miles' Nervlno, aud I purchased a bottlo undor protejt us I had tried so many remedies un successfully, I thought it no uso. But It gav'o)norc3tful sloop, a Good appctlto aud restored mo to ouorgcllc health. It la a grand food medicine, and I will gladly write anyone Inqulrlnc, full particulars of my sat isfactory experience." I Dr. Miles' KcmedloS aro sold by all drug gists under a positive Wi Miles' guarantee, first bottlo benefits or monoy re funded. Book on dis .Rostos'Gtt . ;.. Health eases of tho heart and nerves free. Address, DR. MILES MEDICAL CO., Klkuurt. lud. Pilsner Beer. Needs no recommendation. Put up in bottles for family use and delivered at your home. Latter' s Pilsner Draught Beer Is drank by the majority of SHI i beer drinkers. They are good 1 authority on which is best. ' Christ. ? :limidt, Agent and Bottler, 203 W. Coal Street SHENANDOAH - PA. PROFESSIONAL CARDS JJ M. ItORKR. ATTORNEY -AT-LAW. Ofllce Rlran bulMlitsr. corner ol Main an Centre streets, Hheuandoah. J II. POMKROY, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW 8hennndoaU, Pa. pROF. JOHN JONKS, MUSICAL INSTRUCTOR, Look Box 65, Mahinoy City, P. Uavlue studied under some of the best masters in London and Parts, will kIvo Icaaons on the violin, mandolin, sullar and vocal culture. Terms reasonable.1 Address In care of Btruuse the laweler Hhenatldoah. P ennsylvania RAILROAD. BOHUYKILL DIVISION. Novumbkr 20, 1898. Trains will leave Shenaudoah alter tne aoove date for WlKKau, Gllberton. Prookvtlle. Dars Water. St. .Clair, Pottsville. IlamburK, Readily, ronsiown, ruoenixviue. Aornsiown a iu 1 mi. aielnbla (l!rad street station) at 019 nnd 818 a. in., 2 10, C It p. in. on neck days. Bundnys, 8 IS a. m., i SO p. m. Trains leave Frackvllle for Bhenaudoab at 7 38, 11 48 a.m. and 5 48, 7 88 p. u. Buiiday, t ui a. iu. aim o 10 p. ui. Leave Pottsville for Shenandoah (via Prack. vtlle) 710, 1120 a. m., 8 20, 7 JO p. ru. Sunday 10S3 a. m., 0 20 p. m. Leave Philadelphia, (Broad street station), for Shmandoah at 8 03 a, m.. 4 lu p. ui, week days. Sundays leave nt 8 SO and 9 23 a. in. Leave Broad Street Station, Philadelphia, FOB NEW YORK. Express.week-daye, U 20, 4 Oo, 4 60 S 03,5 13,8 SO 7 83, 8 20,9 80, 10 21 11 00 a, tl , 12 00 noon, 12 83 (Limited ! 00 and l 22 c. ui ,) 1 to, 2 80, 8 2u. 360,402,300, 'OM 8 00, 7 02, 7 60, 1000 li. in., 1201, nlRht. Sundays, 820, 4 03, I 50. 803. S 15. 8 20, S60, MO'.!!, 10 U a. in., 12 OX 12 83, i 80. 1 02, (Limited 122,) 8 30, 3 58, 6 85, 702 7Bo! 10 00 p. Ul., 1201 night Express for Boston without change, 11 00 a in., week-days, aud 7 60 p. m., dally. For Sea dirt, Asbury Park, Ocean Drove, Lone Branch, 8 20, 1111 a m, 3 30, 4 02 p m weekdays. ' For Lumberiville, Raston and Scranton, 6 60, 9 00 a m, 12 00 rioon, S 82, 5 00 ( Luiubertvlile and Eostononlyl, weekdays, and 7 02 p in dally. Uuaalo, 9 oo a in, 12 00 noon weekdays, aud 7 01 p m dully. WASHINGTON AND Til It SOUTH. For Baltimore and Wsthlngton, 8 SO. 7 20. 8 82. 10 20, II 22, a. m 1209, I2B1 HV312.441. (5 23 CouKretslonal Limited,) 6 17. 855, 7 81 p. ui., aud 12 03 night week days. Sundays, 8 SO, 720,912, 11 23,0. m., 1209, ! 12, 4 41. (320 Congressional Limited,) "6 55 7 81 p.m. and 12 OS night. For Baltimore, accpinuiodatlon, 9 12 a in, 1 62 and 4 01 p ni week duys,3 08andll 18 p iu dally. Atlantle Coast Lino, express 12 09 p in. and 1203 night dally. v ' Southern Itullway; express 6 58 p m, daily. Chesapeake & Ohio Ituilwny, 781 p in, dally. For Old Point Comfort and Norfolk, 10 20 a ui weekdays, II 10 p ni dally. Leave Market street whurf as follows: Ki press for New York, 9 00 a in, 4 80 p ui week days. For Long Brunch, via Seaside Park, 8 80 a in weekdays. For Island Heights, 880 a nt aud 4 00 p m weekduys FOR ATLANTIC CITY. Leave Broad street station via Delaware rlt er bridge Express; 9 40 a in,', 7 03 p. m. Sundays, 9 20 a. iu.. 7 03 p. m. Leave Market Street Warf Express, 9 00 u in, 200, 400,300 p m. Sundays, 900, 10 00 a in (accommodation 4 80 and 5 00 n iu. For Cape May. Sea Isle Clly, Ocean City, Avalon Stone Harbor, Anglesea, Wlldwood and Holly Beach Express, 9 00 a in, 4 00, p m week days. Sundays, 9 00 a la. For Somen Point Express, 8 00 a. to., 2 00, 4 00, 8 00, p. m. week days Sundays, 9 00 and 10 00 a. m. ' ' The Union Transfer Company will call for and check baggage from betels and residences. Dlnlnr ear. I. U. HDTCHiNHoir, J. It. Wood. Qeu'l IWf'r Ag .i. s '.ojiiMjkJ,-