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THIS DAILY CAIRO BULLETIN: WEDNESDAY MORNING. NOVEMBER 8, 1882. ANDREWS' f TbARS NO use Al v I (TRYING TO HOLD D0ll4 A 5ftARLBAKIHQP0WDEF()3 til 'ir'-nii PURE CREAM TARTAR. StOOO. Given If alum or any inJiirioiiNMibstuiiei'ii can bo finintl in Andrews' Vaarl Baking Powdor. Is )xis tively PURE, Jtelnji endorsed, ami testimonials rooclved irom such vlicmlxW nsS. luirm lliiy, llos ton; M. Ixdnfoiitalno, of Chiengo; and Uustavut Bode, Milwu'ikee. NPvtrBi.lil In bulk. m C. E. ANDREWS &. CO. CITTC AGO, MlLWAVi KEE, V Michigan Av. SST. avj & Sit . Water K very Corset In viorniitiHl satis factory to Itn weai'ir in t-vory vwie, nr tlio money will li r.-tn tnU'd Ivv th peraoutroru v.Ikhii it whs bow; lit. Thennlyrm-srt irin,iimcc,l liv nnr Ic.ntlPir lusl'lnni not Injurious t Hie nrnrw. mi'l ' n rwd I I uli-c the u.t o.nifoi .ul'lw nd ! rf--l. Mlu.y 1 di t ever U'a'la PRICES bT Mull. Piik ruUi Health Preserving. !.(. M. ir. t)nlln(r. l -I." Abdominal (extra hem y .,.. iirln. Uealtli I'Mwrvl" Mine ..UN' ?. J'wvbuii Milrl-H'ii.ic.lli.rf. iM.ftH. Pursuit. tiT IcMiluu: ICHiill l -ln- every bi n . CMC Mil COIliU" ft).. l.hm;t, 111. Panclastite. Something About the Niiwlv Discovered Explosive Tho prc-einincnco loni' enjovud by dynamite iisnti explosive! power lias now at lust irovola'il a rival. Tlio new agcnl; of desirtiction has received the nam.) of Paiielnstite, ami is highly spoken of by those who havu assisted at the prelimi nary tests of its ellieaey. The two com petitors of the highest honors in this branch of the: art of killing wro pilled formerly against one another at the port of Cherbourg a few days ago, when the old-pstablishod favorite seems to have been beaten by several length. The experiments were conducted in this way. A number of holes were bored at low water in the rocks which are cover ed when the tide comes in. Some of them were tilled with mining charges of dynamite, and some with 'panclastite, but the quantity of tlio former was in each case double that of the latter. Nevertheless, when the diaries weve fired beneath the sea the elVocts of the explosion were invariably, us it is said, muoh more severe in the ease of the new than of the old compound. The trial was repeated several times in dif ferent place by placing the rival charges in different format iyiis of rocks, but always with the same result. Nor is it necessary for there to be more re sistance to the one than to the other agent. When a charge of panclastite was laid at the side of a railway line and ignited it shattered the metal into pieces and did .still more damage to the sleeper than would have been done by dynamite. The credit of the new com pound seems, therefore, to bo establish ed beyond the risk of doubt. There is, however, this important dillVivnce be tween it and the old agent of destruc tion, which may lie deemed tui. advan tage for one or the other, according to the purpose intended. The force neces sary for exploding dynamite is repre sented by the blow of a 12-pound iron weight dropped on it from a height of about nine inches, and common mining gunpowder is exploded by the same weight from a height of about two feet. Panclastite, however, will not explode when struck by the same weight at any height less than thirteen feet, so that it is apparently a safer tis well as a more powerful material. "lie lisped," says Forney's l'rooress, "and bis name w-V. Mr. Carr, and one of his latniiy being id hue in the night lie ran to th" drug - tore and rang tho night, bell. , head appeared at the third stoiv window, and a oice de manded. Who's iheiv!'' -Mis in-Carr,' WHii the reply, the next car.1 dow. H"M-a.e Mis-ta-('ai r Bandy ol tii.it I e'in'1 help that; take :;". lent wciit tlie win I h i Imd no rib'd and i i..' ei ,w iuced of the A missionary who once labored in Pike county, Pennsylvania, relates that during his first visit to that benighted region he commenced a sermon by say ing: "As many of you, my brethren, as know Jesus, will please stand up," Ho paused to observe the etl'ect of his invi tation, but nobody rose. Finally an old woman upon whose mind it dimly dawned that an apology whs necessary, got up and remarked: "I don't remem ber any sich a man, and I s'pose it's chum) l'ike county folks never sees no ocicty, When is a soldier like a watch? whou h mark time. Hand-Mads Eloqtionco, It Is rarely the case that we read the Chicago Inter Ocean because wo disliko a humorous paper, and as a rule read thoso publications that enrich the mind and add to the strength of the intellec tual faculties. Wo just happened, how ever, to catch the following, under the hcad'of "Trado Towers" and referring to the new board of trade building: "He not Hlarmed, gentle or gallant reader. A great stretch of columns docs not mean, of necessity, either prolixity or ponderosity, nnd, "therefore skip it not in this instance, for to you individu ally and affectionately it is dedicated. How In a paragraph pray tell a fellow that! can any adequate mention bo made of the Chicago Hoard of Trado and its current efflorescence, architeettially, into the consumale pink that, now springing majestically from a bed of granite, marblo and sculpture, will soon have to lift its sun-kissed petals fully 300 feet into tho air. Loftiness, substjvntial- itv. and eraeeworthv of its builders, and of tho imperial city they have so largely reared and now and ever represent so uniquely and gloriously." Tins explains where tho Sweet Singer of Michigan went to when people thought she was kidnapped. When people told us that she had been garroteU ami thrown into Lake Huron, we said to our selves, no, she is not dead. Julia cannot possibly bo dead. Some more horrible fate has befallen her. Sho is on the Inter Ocean stall', eating sour paste and jerking poesy out of her system for her board. Ves, these musical gobs of high-priced )ofiey came from Julia. Wo know Ju ia's style the moment we see it. It is the polonaise style of free, unfettered, Michigan gurgle. "Current efflorescence architect ually in to the consummate pink that now spring ing majestically from a bed of granite lifting its sun-kissed petals," and some other things like that, are Julia's. Ju lia is a poet oven in prose. She can't help it. Sho was horn that way and then while still a little girl got a blow on' the head from a fire and burglar proof safe that fell out of a third story window on her bump of ideality. Since that time she lias been unable, to rccogni.H the faces of friends, and all she can do is to w rite blank verse for the Inter Ocean. The managing editor just lies her to the city editor's desk so that she can't get out on the street and run away, and then ho tells her to write tip a kirfd of Walt Whitman wad of stuiV that don't mean anything, and which is therefore regarded as word painting. Later on, the poet gnashes her teeth, and comes at us again in this Mvlo: "The tabulated ligures of business transacted rise up story upon story, cu pulo upon mansard, Hag-pole upon tow er, a not less massive memorial to the board than tho vast new Chamber of Commerce about to overtop and dwarf its tete-a-tete neighbors, the Cram! l'acific hoi'-l md the Union depot. The cattle of a thousand hills, the grain of a continent, the bristle-snouted beauties of a hemisphere! -the multitudinous enu meration is denied." How do you like that? lid old Sir Walter Scott in his palmiest days ever trill anything like that? "Uri.-lle-snout-ed beauties of a hemisphere!" Now who does sho mean by that? If we had been boarding at the (irand Pacilio when that article was published, wo would have gone over to the Inter Ocean woodshed and secured a stick of cord wood, and then wc would have gone up the eleva tor, leaving death and humau fragments upon every tloor. . 1 o you suppose that we would board at th'-'Crand racilie and pay four dol laisa day and then be called "aetea-tele neighbor" and a "bristle-snouted beau ty of a hemisphere?" Notexaetly. When we pay our bills it, will be a cold day when we will let ir poet or any other ob ject of charity call us the "bristle-snouted beautv of a hemisphere." Farther on the poet tunes her lyre to a lager beer concern and says soma very touchful things at seventy-live cents a line and board. The true poet loves to write About beer and other beautios of nature. Illinois hogs and Milwaukee lager beer are the best Ihings in the world to write a sonnet on. They say you can go to the Inter Ocean oflico at any time and get a good two column poem on the hog, by giving the poet a link of pork sausage as a guarantee of good faith. Why, poetry in Chicngo is as plenty this year as pumpkins and politieiaiM. If you want an odeto a car load of Wjomimr .'1-year-old steers yon can go over onto the west side, and get a long-haired man by giving him afresh liver, to write something that will make you got right up and howl. The board of trade ought to bo proud of those eighteen columns of colic-inspired verse, desciiptive of nothing ,md meaning nothing under heaver, but, so much per line. When the Inter Ocean sweet singer gets an order for a poem, she just aks what it is to be about, and how long it is to be, and then she lets her hair down, loosens her corset laces a little, so that sho won't, be hampered any, ami then she sails in. She don't care for expense, but just shells out high-primal sentiments like these, just as if times were good ami money plenty. Again sho says: "In a review like the present, tho skeleton of fact becomes endowed with plumpness and llesh tiuly through the diet of reminiscence." How would the gentle reader like to live two or three weeks on "a diet of reminiscences?" How would he like to sit down to a pickled memory, with slices of fond recollection and fried re gret? How would deviled remembrances hiuI fricasseed mementoes do with pre vious pio and corn-starch oblivion? lint wo cannot follow this thing up. It is too depressing in Ms tendencies, and wo wonder that a humorous paper like the Inter Vet tin would monkey with so much sadness. Hilt N;c. How to Mako Home Happy. An article is (now going the rounds entitled: "How to Make Homo Hap py." The article doesn't state that the following is the way, but it is, though, just the .same; Hie unui'l piano , l,(tr Lunnirv ih itets ..(: ;,m. nvi r.ih M(; .),OiK :vn u 20.iK.if Nimuier at Newpmt St'nls;ni Mirijiie Tim i:uwiis sru - II liekels fur opel',1 , r'asli.in:ili!e jewelry . . . . l'iisiiiiin,iiiie'iiiii: ( KiishiiHiahle Inns Sundilcs Total fcai.OOU - UW.Al. Tlio Bilious, dyspeptic or constipated, should address, with two stumps for pamphlet, World's Dis pensary Medical Association, Bullalo, N.Y. "iJ.tslicr's Row." An KnglMi actre-s and singer, put down in the bills as "Miss" is a ni'irried woman. She is now performing in Philadelphia, 'T cannot tell you," she said to a reporter, "how glad 1 am to find tied . tbor" is no -masher's row' in American theaters. It is a great annoy ance to an "dress in London to have two or three rows of the front seats tilled wiih the fops in evening dress, who stare rudely at her all the time with opcra-jrlas.-es, and pester her with notes con raining invitations to supper. A gen tleman sent round a white camellia, with a request that I would wear it the next evening, lie would be in the front row of the stalls, wearing a similar white tlowcr, to enable mo to recognize him, and asked me to sup with him after the performance. I told my husband, and he went to the club and brought fifteen men, who all purchased seats in the front row, and wore white camellias in their buttonholes. My admirer appear ed, and I wore the tlowcr. He got into a dreadful state when ho found the rest, of tho men wearing similar flowers, ami tried by gestures to draw my particular attention. I took no notice of him, how ever; nevertheless he came to the stage door after the performance. My hus band received him and gave him a thrashing." Old Oood man went to some English opera, when he was in Chicago, of tho Alice Oates variety. He came home a very wrathful man. "llon't talk to me any more about givin woinun the, bal lot'," he roared. "If ever I ealeh a wife or daughter of mine daiiciu' in a neck lace and a pair of .-. ! i j in r-, somebudy'll have to read the ri"t ::c before the bal lot is half o i--. 1 d i.l't e::re u ho trie.- lo Stop ll'e." And tie: C-o 'ecitl !:ir:s haven t dared a " onr'.o . n,i a; wear bangs fr-ioi I1 :.l da m il.is. or Who has not seen the lair, fresh young girl transformed in a kw months into the pule, haggard, dispirited woman? The (pirkling eyes are dimmed, and the riiii' ing laugh heard no more. Too often the causes are disorders of tho system which Dr. Pierce's "Favorite Prescription" would remedy in a short time. Hemcmber that the ''Favorite Prescription" will unfailing ly cure all "female weakness," and restore health and beauty, liy all druggists. Send three stamps for Dr. Pierce's treatise on Diseases on Women CJti pages.) Address World's Medical Association, lluffalo, N Y. The Wrong Plan. It is said Sara Hernhardt is having a great deal of trouble since she married, owing to the fact that while sho is on the stage, her husband, Damala, is be hind the scenes flirting with the other girls of the company. This is pretty tough, but Sara should try and make it up by being unusually loving to some actor. Sho could easily learn how to do it, and it would enhance her value as an artist. When she was here, and played Camille, it seemed to us sho took the wrong cour.so with her lover In stead of going up to him gently, looking at him lovingly, and winding her arms around him, and hugging him, and showing him by her every movo that she loved him, (it is hard for us to dos cribo how it should bo done without a working model,) and telling him that he was the boss, and that she worshiped him, and would rather be in bis arms an hour than be in heaven all summer, she seemed to jump at him hysterically, snatch him around by the collar, fall onto him and stick her. finger nails in, and muss his clothes, and grin and show her teeth and wrinkles, and look sick. Sara ought to see Marv Anderson or one of our American girls climb around the fellow they love. i'eck's Sun. .I We Tell You Plainly that Simmons Liver Kogulator will rid you of dyspepsia, purify your system enable you to sleep Well, prevent malarial diseases mid give you a brisk nnd vigorous feeling. It acta directly upon the liver and kidncyr, cleansing, purify ing, invigoratinc and for tifying the system aain-d disease. It will break up dulls and fever and prevent their return, and is a complete antidote to all malarial poison-yet entirely free from o'l'iiine or calcine I. The woman w ho set ks relief from pain by the free uso of alcoholic stimulants and narcotic, drugs, finds what she seeks only so fur as sensibility is destroyed or tem porality suspended. jsi euro was evt r wrought by such menus and the longer they nro employed tho more hopeless the case oecouies. Leave chloral, momma and belladonna alone and use Mrs. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. Ladies and all sufferers from neuralgia, hysteria, and kindred coinpl'iints, will find without a rival Brown's Iron liitkrs. V"J" '"'Idly what you do at all."Holdly do we allirm tint Kidney-Wort is the great remedy for liver, bowels and kidney dis eases, rheumatism and piles vanish before it. The '.ouic effect of Kidney-Wort is pro duced by its cleansing and puiifying action on the blood. Where there is a gravelly deposit in the u'une, or milky, ropy urine from disordered kiducye, it always cures. To enumerate the miraculous cures wiought by " Dr. Sellers' Cough Syrup" would fill a volume. Its cures sro mar velous. Price 2.") cents, See a woman in another column, near Speer's Vineyards, picking grapes from which Spoor's Port (irapo wino is made, that is so highly esteemed by tho medical profession, for the uso of invalids' weakly persons and the aged. Sold by Druggists. PARSONS' PURGATIVE PILLS Itltmil. Hint will rnm(l..,.v rlmtin" the tiloml In t h n rn D lm in I iri.t. nmnOm. Any tii.rM.n wlm will mki 1 lllrli hlnlil.fimu 1 to 1 W w,...k m-v li tonniincl henllll, If urh ft thin IwtmiiMl'u rjiwhir. orwnt tijr mill tnr H Ixftor tr Juumkim A Co., lloiUm, NUM., lurmitli b. , formtrl bailor, Me. NEW ill BLOOD MKDIC'AI- Chills and Fever. 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