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THE CAIRO BULLETIN,
DAILY AND WEEfLLY.
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INVAHIAHLT IN ADVANRI.
All Commuulcaliona ehould bo addressed to
K. A. 1JUKNKTT,
Publisher and Proirletor.
Ii composed of Herbal mid Miioiliitfinous prod,
uets, which permeate the substance of the
Lunga, expectorates the acrid matter
tbatcuiiMUta the liiuiicbiul iubea.undforniea,
nothing coating, viiuih relieves lb Ir
ritation thut cuum tl.o cough, it cleansea
tlielungsof all Impurities, at lengthen
them when enfeebled by tllaeaee.iuvlgor
tttej tin oirculution of the blood, and truces the
nervous system, fcllsrht coltlg often euil In
consumption. It ia doutreroua to neglect
litem. Apply the remedy promptly. A
toatuf twenty ycurswarranta fho assertion tbat
uo remedy haa ever been found that laaa
prompt in itaeUectsna TUTT'S EXPECTORANT.
A anKle do.e raise, tiie' Stfff&Wii
liiU.imiuatlon.aud i'a ose speedilvcurwi the most
obstinate couth. A pi eaaant cordial, chil
dren take It readily. J-'ur Croup It la
Invaluable and. sltntilcf be In every family.
P I SL La 3
AOT DIRECTLY ON THE LIVER,
lure (hill mill lever, J)spepsia,
Kick Headache, itlllnua I ollc.t onstlpa
tlou, Rheumatism, I'ilee, i'alnitatlonof
he Heart, IMzzlueaa, Torpid Liver, and
l emale Irregularities, if you do not "Jet 1
very well," a aimrlo pill atimuTatoa theafomach,
leatortsibe appetite, imparts vigor to the system.
A NOTED DIVINE SAYSi
D. Icit: lmr bin lut ten ytara I barn
y luartyr to Dyspepsia, CvDattpation ant
1'ilea. Lost spring your pills were recommended
totuej lusedtheinlhiitwithJittiefiiitM. 1 an
now a well xnan,bae good a ppotite, diction
perfect, regular aj. g,jr,e, and I bars
f amed fori ypouneiid float,, Thty are worth
their weight in void.
iiev. n. 1,. tmrsnv, uuiaviiio. k .
Ofllre. 3M Mnrray t., !ev York.
( lilt. tVrX'H ,MNc!lh of l .eftm
'lteeelpu 1 UI.I., ou application. I
It you ara sick Hop Bitters will surely
aM Nature in making you well when all
If you are costive or ly sceptic, or are
Buffering from any other of the numerous
diseases of the stomach or bowels, it in your
own fault if you reuiaiu ill, for Hop Bitter
are a wvcrign remedy in all such com
plaints. If you are wasting away wiHi any form
of Kidney disease, stop tempting Death
this moment, and turn for a cure to Hop
If you re sick with that terrible sick
ness Nervousness, you will find a "Balm in
Oilead ' in the use of Hop Bitters.
If you are a frequenter, or a resident ot a
inismatic district, barricade your system
against the scuursge of all countries ma
larial, epedemic, bilious, aud intermitent
fevers by the use of Hop Bitters.
If you have rough, pimply, or sallow
ikin, bad breath, piins and aches, and feel
miserable generally, Hop Bitters will give
you fair tkin, rich blood, and sweetest
breath, health and comfort.
In short they cure all diseases of the
stomach, Bowels, Blood, Liver, Kidneys,
Bright" Disease. 5U0 will be paid for a
case they will not cure or help.
That poor bedridden, invalid wife, sister,
mother, or daughter, can be made the pic
ture of health, by a few bottles of Hop
Bitters, costing but a trifle. Will you let
them suffer? (2.)
LYDIA E. PINKHAM'3
Ia a Positive Cure
for all those Painful Complaint, and Weaknesses
0 eoramon to oar beat female population.
A Medicine tor WomanT"lnTr ntod by Woman.
Prepared by a Woman.
Tae GrsslMt IMItal Dlwev.ry Slarstas Daw f History.
tflt rtirtrn tba drooplrij aplrlta, InTlgoratea and
harmonlaaa the onranlc funotiona, jlva. elasticity an
rmnma to the eti.p, rator the natural lu.tr to'
ye, and pUnti on the pala ohaek of oman tba t ra,
roma of Ufu'a (prlng and early auranier time,
g VPhyalclana Ust It and Prescribe It Freely.""
It remoTea falntnom, flatulnnoy, deatmya all craving
for atlmnlant, and rellerKi woakuia of tba atotnacn.
That focllni of bearing down, oautng pain, weigh)
nd backache, la alwayi permanently cured by Ita um.
For th curt of Kldaey Complatata of either te
tkla Conpnund la anaurpataed.
ITIIIIE. PIVKRAM'M DLOOT PritlFIFIt
will crmllciite every veIIK i'f flumnta from tlia
Blood, and lv ton and ouvntfth to the ayatem, of
luau woman or onlld. In.lrt on uavuig It.
Both the Compound and Ulood Purlfler are prepared
at S:i3 aud Xli Weatcrn Ivanue, Lynn, Maaa. Prlo of
either, f 1. fill bottlna for Sit, Sent by null In the form
of pllla, or of loaengei, on receipt of price, l per but
for either, Mn. plukham frevly aniwera all lettera of
Inquiry. Eneloae Jot-ctAinp. Bndtorpaniphkt
No famllr .hould he without I.Tm A K, PIMCHAMU
f.fVKtl 1'll.l.K. Thee euro onnatluailnn, bUlouneej
aad toruldlly of the liver. U oenta er boa.
trUolA by all Drugglaia.-ta
FOR THE PERMANENT CURE U
Vo other dlaeaae la to prevalent in thia ooiin
ItryaaConaMpation. and no remedy haa ever
Lwin.ii.it the eelobrated Xidney-Wort aa a
aura. Wnatover the oauae. however obatlaate
the oaae, thia romody wiUovoroomolt.
13 1 1 t?Q l m8 Olatroaalna eora
W IkbOl nlalnt la vorv ant to be
; oompUoatedwl til oonaU nation. Kidney-Wort
the weakened carta and aulokly
i miree aUklndaof Plleui evon when phyalolana
. and me. lomoe a. , , .
ej, I TlS yOu gi w if riioMv-
1 i&iMiiSfew wgJu
The Tallapoosa Fish.
"1 think," said Undo Jecin., 'that
that ar story ar likely enough. When
Bagby was guv'ru'r t was fishing on tho
big bend uv the Tallapoosa whar I had
onco boon with Gen. Jackson at the battle-
of tho "Horse-shoo,' as it is called,
and I sot my lir.es out In a covo and
kindled a torch, fur it was darker than
the inside of a tar bar' I. I fotch my ax
with mo. thinking I mout find a ripo
'possum in a holler log. Woll, whon I
got my toivh to burning I found tho
water was low, but thar had been some
awful big rains some time before, and
that thar was tho cussedest hoots of owls
I ever heard. 1 never had any tit u-tuck
when they put in their blab. So I flash
ed my torch mid took a good look nt
tho black water, and I sued soniothiii'
moving and splurging about; at last I
made it out. It was tho biggest cat-fish
I ever seed. You'ns has seen Bon Dink
erel's new ferry-boat. It was big as
that broader but not adzactly so long.
Right tit the mouth of the cove stood a
holler sweet gum. So I seized my ax,
and in no time I felled it across tho
mouth of the cove to keep it from pet
ting back into the river again. Fishin'
was up for the night, sol trugs back
home an gets a crowd uv neighbors next
morning, and we fotched a yoke of
steers and log-chain and power of ropes,
crow-bars and such like. Jerry Can
nnt, fotched a cross-cut saw and a
grubbin-hoo, for you see we war all bent
on pitton that fish" banciously out uv the
Shur enuff, that fish war thar in the
morning conflumixin in the mud with
tho whole upper part of his back-bone,
four feet above the water line. Sum
wa3 fur taking him out alive, and sum
wan for killing him outright and takin'
him out piece at a time. Canant low'd
he might have some valuables in his
in'anltt, w hich would be loht if wo did
that So we made a lassoo of an inch
rope, and arf er a dozen trials got it just
beyond his gills, and socked a crowbar
behind it to keep it from slipping oQ",
then we hitched the log-chain and utecrs
to the roH , and with the help uv all
hmdj we dragged him out, (fact, gin
lleman). It tuck sum time to cut his
"The ,,net tiling wo did was to cut
Home big levers and git him on his back.
Arttrwe ehoppod off his hind eend ho
stopped his cussed wigglin. Jerry Can
ant's cross-cut saw wa.s too Miort, so we
jist nat'a'.ly explored his insides by dig
giu aud cut tin and hackinontilthe looo
meat, scattered all about over the
ground, looked worse as if lightnin had
struck a city butcher-shop; artcr ' which
we got into his craw or guzzle-bag, and
I wish I may be odestitied if wc didn't
tind an anvil a blacksmithshop; and
that warn't all thar wus a sledge-hammer,
part of the bellussu.s, tho aniith'a
leather apron, a wagon-hub, a bed-post
and well uigii ou to a keg o'horso-shoo
"Beside all those lcetle things we
found a horse's uofl" with a shoe on, a
a'r o' saddle-bags with two half-gallon
jugs full of corn whisky in 'em. We
sorter expected to find the blacksmith
thar, but we didn't. Tho next thing we
found was a taarapin, a tar bucket, a
pa'r uv old shoes, some eels and mud
turtle-, and at the bottom uv his vat we
found a music-hook, the old 'Mosoora
Harmony,' and I wish I mout bo dick-
erated if all the few so laws hadn't
takeu roots in tho side uv his stummick
and was a grow in'. The fish would have
made a fine sijuelin' worm if wejhadn't
spil'ed his music-box. I've seed boss
bars grow in water and tadpoles and
wiggle-tail.', but music notes sorter gla
gumplicatt'S my facwilties. Dag it, I
never had any luck fishing arter that,
and never did ketch a fish in the Talla
poosa since." -1)icn'cw (Qa.) Hcpub
lie 1 n.
I A Oroquet Question.
"Yes," replied the horse reporter to
the person asking thermestion a young
man with a 'tablespoon hat, who stood
in the doorway "the editor is in, and
chances are that he prefers staying in."
"Well, of cour.-o, you know," said
the young man. "very likely it wouldn't
be absolutely necessary for mo to see the
really truly editor about this matter that
I wanted to have settled. It's a question
to be answered, you know."
"Ah, said tho horse reporter; "what is
"Well, you see, some people are play
ing croquet, and a rover is driven up
close to the home stake. Now, another
man is dead on the ball, but having a
stroke, he plays on the rover, and forces
it against the stake. Now, I say the
rover is dead, and the other fellows they
say it isn't, and we've been having an
awful time about it over on the West
"Our croquet editor is away on his
vacation. Ho spends it in the Asylum
for Feeble-minded People, getting point
ers from tho inmates. But like enough
I can fix this thing for you."
"Oh! that's awful jolly. Have a cig
arette?" "No. thank you. I am over 9 years
old. But about that croquet matter.
You say tho rover is doso to tho stake P"
"And tho next plaj'er knocks it
against tho stako?"
"And then the player after him claims
tbat the rover is dead?"
"Yes, that's it; and they can't agrco."
"Well," said tho horso reporter, "I
should sav that Hie man who got the
first knock-down ought to win."
"But they don't knock each other
down. They don't quarrel at all."
"You said this was a croquet game,
"And they didn't quarrel?"
"Why, of course not."
"Then the fairies are indeed kind to
the players. We can give them no ad
vice. " t't ianjo Trib u he.
Justice II. Vau Blumon.
Dutch Justice Hans Van Blumon,
when trying his first cnso(and his last),
sa d to the awverwho spoke mm; "ion
nt. vniir ease
ll A ... I tirltun tlin Allinr
awyer roso to speak ho said to him:
'Sit down; no use tor vou 10 sny any
thing; he's got tho oaso.v
"Well, I'm to have S5 if I make a
speech. You'll let mo make a speech,
"Oh, yes; get your $5. if you want
to." And after listening awhile be says:
What! whatl you got your case, toP"
CAIRO BULLETIN: TUESDAY MORNING, DECEMBER 10, 1882.
Scirio, N.Y., December 1st 1878.
I m the Pastor of the Bsptist
church here, and an educated
physician. I am not in prac
tice, but am my sole family physician, and
advise in many chronic cases. Over a year
ago I recommended your Hop Bitters to
my invalid w ife, who has been under medi
cal treatment of Albany's best physician
several years. She has become thorouhly
cured ot her various complicated diseases
by their use. We both recommend them
to our friendn, many of whom have also
been cured f their various ailments by
them. Rev. E. R. Wabren.
To all wko are suffering from the errors
and indiscretions of youth, nervous weak
ness, early decay, loss of manhood, &c, I
will send a recipe that will cree you, fhee
OF CHAHQE. This greut remedy was
discovered by a minister in South America.
Send a sell-addressed envelope to the Rev.
Joseph T. Inman, Station D., New York
For lame Back, Side or Chest use
Shiloh's Porous Plaster. Price 25 cents.
Paul G. Bchuh, agent. (5)
A Coujrh. Cold or Sore Throat
should be stopped. ieglect frequentl re
sults in an Incurable Lung disease or on
sumption. Brown's Bronchial Troches do
not disorder the stomach like cough syrups
and balsams, but act directly on the inflam
ed parts, allaying irritation, give relief in
Asthma. Bronchitis, Coughs, Catarrh, and
the Throt Troubles which Singers and
Public Speakers are subject to. For thirty
years Brown's Bronchial Troches have been
recommended by physicians, and always
give perfect satisfaction. Having been
tested by wide and constant uso for nearly
an entire generation, they have attained
well-merited rank among tho few staple
remedies of the age. Sold at 2!5 cents a
Allen's Brain-Food positively cures nerv
ousness, nervous debility, and all weakness
of generative organs. $1. 5 for $-). All
druggists. Send for circular to Allen's
Pharmacy, 315 First Ave., N. Y. Sold in
Cain by Barclay Bros
Shiloh's Cough and Consumption Cure
is sold by us on a guarantee. It cures con
sumption. Paul G. ocbuh, agent. (6)
Messmas's Peptonized Beef Tonic, the
only prepartion of beef containing its entire
nutritious properties. It contains blood
makiog, force generating and life sustain
ing properties; invaluable for Indigestion'
Dyspepsia, nervous prostration, and all
forms of general debility ; also, in all en
feebled conditions, whether the result of
exhaustion, nervous prostration, overwork,
or acute disease, particulary if resulting
from pulmonary complaints. Caswell,
Hazard, & Co., Proprietors, New York.
Sold by Druggists. (3)
Do Sot Be Deceived.
In these times of quack medicine adver
tisements everywhere it is truly gratifying
to find one remedy that is worthy of praise
and which really does as recommended.
Electric Bitters we can vou:h for as being
a true and reliable remdv, and one that
will do as recommended. They invariably
cure Stomach aud Liver Complaints, Dis
eases of the Kidneys and Urinary diffi
culties. We know whereof we speak, aud
can readily say, give them a trial. Sold at
fifty cents a bottle by Harry W. Schuh. (3)
J. S. Chrisit, Sumrer, Lawrence county,
111., writes: "Brown's Iron Bitters is giv
ing general satisfaction."
Shiloh's Vitalizer s what you need for Con
stipation, Loss of Appetite, Dizziness and
all symptoms of Dyspepsia. Price 10 and
75 cents per bottle. Paul G. Schuh,
"VPresumption begins in igoranco and
ends in ruin." On the other hand, the
production of Kidney-Wort began with
wise cautions and scientific research, and
its t ee ends in restoring shattered constitu
tions and endowing men and women with
health and happiness. "My tormented
back," is the exclamation ot more than oue
poor hard-working man and woman; do
you know why it aches? It is because
your kidneys are over-tasked and need
strengthening, and your system needs to be
cleaned of bad humors. You need Kidney
Wort. Croup, Whooping Cough and Bronchitis
immediately relieved by Shiloh's Cure.
Paul G. Schuh, agent. (8)
xJuekien's Arnica Salve
The Best Salve in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever
Sores, Tetter, Chapped Hands, Chilblains,
CornB. and all Skin Eruptions, and positively
cures Piles. It is guaranteed to give per
fect satisfaction, or money refunded. Price
25 cents per box. For sale by Geo. E
For fifteen years I have been greatly an
noyed with this disgusting disease, which
caused severe pain in ray head, continual
dropping into my throat and unpleasant
breath. My sense oi smoll was much im
paired. By a thorough uso for six months
of Elys' Cream Balm I have entirely over
come thes troubles. J.B. Case, St. Denis
Hotel, Broadway and Eleventh street,
New Jersey Premium Wine.
Physicians state that the Port Wino that
took the premium at the Centennial, pro
duced and offered for sale by Sir. Alfred
Speor, of New Jersey, is a wine that can
bo safely used for medicinal purposes, be
ing pure and free from medication, and is
more reliable than other Port Wiues. It is
especially recommended for weakly fe
males and the agod. The deep color is
due to tho iron from the brown stone sludo
rock on which tho grapes grow, which is
rich in iron. For sale by.paul 0. Schuh.
Tun most obstinate cases ot Catarrh and
Hay Fever are cured by the use of Elys'
Cream Balm, the only agreeable remedy.
Price 50 cents. Apply into nostrils with
Dr. Kmmk's Great Nerve Restorer is
the marvel of the ago for all nerve disoases.
All fits stopped free. Send to 04)1 Arch
street, Philadobia. Pa.
See a woman In another column, near
8peer's Vineyards, picking grapes from
which Speer's Port Grape wine is made,
that is so highly esteemed by the medical
profession, for the use of invalids' weakly
persons and the agod. Sold by Druggists.
American Institute on Pure Graue "Wine.
The President and a Commitieo from the
Farmer's Club, of the American Institute,
have visited Speer's Vineyards and Wine
Cellars, and they report that the Port Grape
Wine of Alfred Speer, of New Jersey, is tho
most reliable wine to bo obtaiued. It ia
now being used by Physicians who are the
most choice in the selection of wines for
convalescent patients. The princiral hos
pitals in New York have adopted this wine.
It is for salo by Paul Schuh. lino
Boils, pimples, and all blond diseases
arecuved by "Dr. Lindsey's Blood Searcher."
Sold by all druggists. Never fails,
You I'ot, when coughs and colds are fly
ing about like gnats in a storm, "Dr. Sell
er's Cough Syrup" is a sure cure.
and myself, great sufferers from Catarrh,
have been cured by Elys' Cream Balm.
My sense of smell restored anil health
greatly improved. C. M. Stanley, dealer
in booth and shoes, Ithica, N. Y.
CliiU. oilers tho siinxt mmnof makiiiB nuiilnr mom hit-
Ea h metiiluT wU tho U iu-iit nf unnlnmil mpitnl J tlia
Club. 10 Ui inn per n-nt. iv1ilenlaafad monthly. lia
portaof 001'niiioni.aeiit each nu-mlier. Bhnre. I0 each,
ruilopm ili, iiima---wil'li'. tninflV-nii'le, A iv'.inlili! -or-rindcnt
whmihI hi i-wry Uiwn. Pi ial imlmenienta.
Exi' auat'irv Circular tr-M free. Aihln II. E. KjiNUAU.
it Co., ITT L l: La nullc St., CHICAGO, III.
INJECTION, ia ariolttvo rmreforall DlBChaivea,
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SI OOtJW bottle. For anle by all drug-
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JOHN D. PARK ft HONS
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BEYOND THE IilVER.
AWAY ACROSS THE MISSISSIPPI 18 HELD A
CONVINCING CONVERSATION. ,
"I tell you elr. that they aru one of the neatest
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my Judgment to aomo respect."
"Oh, I don't kuow, respouded the first speaker's
frl-d.wltha llltloyawn. as though he dtdn't take
much Inter et In the subject, l,l have never been
able to ace mucu diffcruuce In those things. They
are all petty nearly the same alte, and msda of
about tho same stuff.'.
The talk, of which the foresolng !a a fragment,
took nlace in Gallatin, UirMi,rl, not long ago, In
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leading physicians of tho elite, who followed up
the vein In which ho had Introduced It substan
tially In th-se words:
"Nonsenee.that I the rigmarole of a boy, or
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tbem. are Just as different as the moon la from
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ment e are very good In most cases for the relief
oi pain or inuamation. nut, in the first place they
are unclean. Thev soil the hands and the linen,
besides being always out of reach when they are
"Well, my dear doctor." elghed the traveler from
the North, "what would you have? Tali it
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hand when It ts wanted. Yon can't euggeat any
'Ye I can." broke in the doctor, thumping the
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on my patients, and I have tried It on myself for
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followed In from three to forty-eight boor. The
old plasters are stage coachea the Capcine la a
teiegrapuic aispatcn. eor instance, In caeee or
Neuralgia, Muscular Rheumatism, Lumbago, re
tarded action or the Kldueia, and"
"I give It up doctor, and Ic case of need MI bay
Bouson'e," said the traveler pleasautly.
In the center of thag-niilue la cut the wordl'AP
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Aa Ouly Daugliter Cured of
When death wan hourly expected, all remedies
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ally made a piepurat. on w hich cured biaon'y child
nf I'litiaump.lo i. Hist hi d Is ni w in thia countrv
and onjoylng the beat of henlin. lie bus proved te
tbu world that Conauuititlnti can be positively and
permatiHi tly cured. Tho doctor now gives his
lloclpo freo. only asking iw.i three ecu! slumps to
pay expenses This herb also cures nli'hi sweats,
nausea at the stomach, and vi 1 lira k up a troth
col I in twenty-I'.ur hours. Aililre-s Craddo-.k A
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Has an accurate thermometer altaehed, wlneh alone la wort lithe price of the
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'I'tie TheriuoruetMr ano Itammeter are pill in a nicely fluf.hed wslnat frame,
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li'rifeiyoitr W fVcs, Count ami state phtinlv.anrf remit Oy money
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Thia will iiiukn a lleauilfiil ntirl Very I'eelnl I'rrsent.
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I And l'tai 'a llarometer works as well as one that costs eM). You can rely
Oil it every time, Capt,Caa, II Hoocks, Khlp "1 wilUlit," Ran Krsnctaoo.
Iisn.iueier received in aood order, and must say that the Instrument givea
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