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-THE l'or Dyapttpala, Hlrk Headache, hroolo War rlHim, Jaundice, Impurity of lh lilooil, lvrand gn, Malaria, ami all DUpium nnimpd by De rangement of LJver, IluwcU and Kidney. SYMPTOMS OP A IHSKASED LITER. Had breath; Pain in the Sili-, wmcliine the Min it felt under the Shoulder-blade, mistalc-p for Rheumatism ; general l"ti of appetite; Bowel generally cottive, a'imetimna alternating with lax; the head it troubled with pain, u dull and heavy, with ciruideraUe lou of memory, accompanied with a painful seniation of leaving titulone something which ought to have been done; a flight, drycoiiRh and flushed face n aoiiietiiue an attendant, often mittaWen for conitimiiuon; the patient complaint of weariness and delulity ; nervous, eatily turtled; feet cold or burning, sninetiinrs a prickly sensation of the tkin emus; spirits are low anil ilriymdent, and, although sutisf'e.l that i-jreruie would be bene ficial, yot one can hur'Hy summon up fortitude to try it in fact, distrusts every r'-meiiy. Several of the above tympioms attend the ilnca'-e. but case have occurred when but Uw nf them existed, yet examination after death hat ihowo the Liver to have been exteniively deranged. It ahould b naetd ly all prrnn, old aad young, whenever any of the ubova y p torn appear. Persona TrarHlnsr or f.fvlne In t?o hraltby I.of'alUlfa, by taking a riov! Deration ally to keep the l iver in hrahliy .icimii, will avoid all Malaria, Itilloua attack, liiiziness, Nau tea, lrowines. Depression of Spirit, etc. It will invigorate like a g!att of wine, but Is no In toxlcatlng beverage. If Tou have eaten anything hard ot dlgeatlon, or feel heavy after meais, or nloep loaa at night, take a dote and you will be relieved Tim and Doctors' Hill will be esved by always) keeling the Regulator In the) Holme! For, whatever the ailment may be, a thoroughly tafe purgative, alterative and tonic can never be out of place. The remedy ii harmlesa and doe not Interfere with buaineaf or pleature, IT IS ITRKLY V KG FT ABLE, And hat all the power and etliocy i.f alomel or Quinine, without any of the utjuwa after etfecu. A floTernnr't Testimony. Simmoni l.iver Regulator has been in use In my family fur turne time, and I am satisfied it is a valuable addition to the medical science. J. Gill Shijuteh, Governor of Ala. Hon. Alexander II. Stephen, of C., says; Have derived nuir.e bet.elu from the use of Simmons Liver Regulator, an! wish to give it a further trial. "The only Thing that never fall to Relieve." 1 have used many remedies f.,r iJvs prpsia, l.iver Affection and Iebil;ty, tut never have found anything to benefit me to the extent Simmtnt I.ivrr R-gu'ator has. 1 sent from Mm nesou to tf-orgia I r it. and would send 'urther for tuch a medicine, and would advise ail ho are sim ilarly affected to give it a trial as it seems the only thing that never fails to relieve 1' M. JamseT, Minneapolis, Minn. Dn T. W. Iamin ht: From actual ex perience in the use of Simm t.s Liver Repiiaor in Uiy practice 1 have been a:id am satisfied to use and prescribe it as a purgative medicine. tayTake only the Genuine, whieh always hat on the Wrapper the red Z Trade-Mark and Signature of J. II. ZEILIN Si CO. FOR SALE I!Y ALL DkL'GGISIS AML'SEMKNT. CAIRO OPERA HOUSE. FRIDAY, November 23. The i'roDi;et American play ever Lre"tjted, and most complete ornanimtlon travailing. HA WRY LACY'-t PLANTER'S WIFE COMBINATION. Two Hours and a Half. Tear and Laughter! Laughter and Tpurs! Ir.trodarirg the Favorite Artl-t. Mi'i EMILY KIGL, as "EDITH." the Plnntrr' V ife. The Tali'utod Toung Actor, Mr. HARRY LACY, as "Col. Albert Graliam," tbe I'.sntet. k9 Sujiportnl by a Company of Tnrece dentfd Excellence, Superb Tolled, Stage Accessaries, Ac , ie. Huleof will h-Uin Wednesday morning, Nov. .'I at Btider't lewelnr lore. Ken'rved : Parnueite circlaand parueltu, II On; dre c:rcle, 7Sceut. Ot'tiu-a1 adiniaainn: lsrqnelt and jur ation circle, 7.V: ; Hrvfti circle, Hc. ; gt'lfry. Sc. cnwrorr.RA "irousii: SiNoJi30dDec,l, LaJIct and CLiidrea't Mali mo, Saturday at 2 p.m. Shook Ac Collier's LIGHTS 0' LONDON Combination, Under tho Auplcei of Sh ok A Collar, Prop'. Union Square Theatre, New York. In Georue R Slm.' Poerfnl Spertscnlar Mulo diaina, the L'ulon Square Theatre's Greatft Succei, The Lights O' London Prwnted with all th mainlfloent enory, prop ertie and mi-chnnical effoci u-ert at ilift theatre, painted ny the wor d-tenowned Rirhsrd Marnton; mechtulcal fffects by G. B. Wiunie. Act I.Park and ground of Armytage Hull, with a view of tho Hall and Lodge. Act If. Ioterlorof Armytaze Arm. Act III Tho road from t bithara to London In the brow and MonllKht. Act IV. Scono 1. "Exterior of London Pollco Satlon. BceneS. Jaryl' Lodglnc, No. 8 Bton Mtreet Borongh, . , , Act V. Scunol "Tho Hawthorne," 8t. John' Wod. Pcenc, Extorlorof the Marvlr bono Work homo. Scene 3. Tie Slips, Regent- Park, by Moonlight Act VI -Scene 1. "The Bornn,b." on Saturday night. Scene 2. Mechanical change, showing Interior of Jarri' Lodging. Scone 3. Interior of lioston Struct Police Station. Wantcl! 100 Supernumeraries. Enquire for Stage Manager at Opera House Thurs day Nov. tlh at i p. ni. Price of Admission : Reserved Beats, Pnrquette and Parquitto circle. $!.; Drew Circle, 75. General Admlss'on: Paninette and Parquetto Circle. T; Dress Circle, !W, Gallery, 25. halo of i-a beglu Monday morning. CHArt.llELVILE, Agent. C. T. ATWOOD. Manager. gALLIDAY BROTHERS. CAIRO, ILLINOIS. Commission Merchants, DRALIMIN FLOUR, OKA IN AND HAY Proprietor Egyptian Flouring Mi is Biffhest Cash Price Paid for Wheat CAIRO DAILY I'AIRU. ILLINOIS. TIIUKSDAY MfrRNfM BAKER'S ORATION, The Famous Funeral Address on tho Occasion of Brodorlck'o BuriaL The Cottn of Honor "A Nhirlrl, Blu onrtl with the a;iie or hlv alry to t.'over the Mtvlitf nlty ot Murder." T)ih following funi'ral uratimi, prononnrel by Col. K. I). Bilker on the invasion nf the burial of Sfiiator David ('. Hrnli'i'it'k, hus pussHil into hUtiry asutie if tho finest puIo Kienevi'r ih'livured. The senntor was kilM by Juiine Terry iu a duel in California in A aenatur lis ileail in our niiJbt. He in wrappxl in a hlovly shrou 1, arid wo, to whom his toils anil carps were given, are about to bear him to the place aptKiinted for all tho liviu. It is not fit that such a man should pass to the tomb imheruMml; it is not fit that such a lift) should steal unnoticed to ite done; it is not fit thut such a death should call forth no rebuke, or be followed by no public lumeutatioti. It ia this conviction which imtiols the gathering of thin assem blage. We are here of every station and purmiit, ot rry envd and character, each in his raia'ity of citizen, to swer" the mourn ful tribute whieh the tnajty n,' ) peoplo offers to the uiireplying deal. He lies to-day surrounded by little of funeral pomp. Xo luners drof over the bier, no melancholy music fl'Xits upon the reluctant air. The hopes of high hearted friends droop like fddiis flowers upon his breast and the stni(,'ling sifh cuinel the tear in eyes that seldom weep. Around him are thoe who had known hint best and loveiJ him longest; who have shared the triumph and endured tho defeat. Near him are the gravest and noblest of tho state, poses;.l by a grief at once earnest and sincere; while lievond, the masvs of the people whom he loved, and for whom his life wa.s tfiven, guther like a thunder-cloud of swelling and indignant grief. Iu such a presence, fellow-citizens, let us liiiK'ir for a moment at the portals of the tomb, wlimvo shadowy arches vibrate to the public heart, ly siwak a few brief words r,f the man, of his life and his death. Up to the time of his arrival in California, his life had been passed amid events incident to such a character. Fearless, self reliant, open in his enmities, warm in Lis frieud-his, wedJed to his opinions, aad marching directly to his purjHiee thnmgh and over ail opposition, his career was checkered with succ-ess and de feat ; but even in defeat his energies were strengthened and his character develojif-d. HIS lii'VIloOH. V.'hen he ren'hel the shores his kei-n ole servation taught him at once that he trod a broail field, and that a higher career was be fore him. He had no false pride; sprung from n jieople and of a race whose vocation was liiljor, he toil-d with his own hands, and sprang at a bound froin the workshop to tbe legislative hall. From that time there congregated around him and against him the elomentsof success and defeat strong frie,idshin, bitter euniities, high praise, ma lignant calumnies hut he trod with a free and proud step that onward path which has led him to glory and the grave. Fellow citizen! tie man whose body lien befo-e you was your senator. From the mo ment of his election his character has been niallgnol, his motives attacked, his courage impeached, hi patriotism entailed. It ha bcien a sywtem teuding t oin- etld. What was his crime f Review his history consider his public acts weigh his private character and, befoie the grave incloses forever, judge U'tween him and his enemies! As a man to be judged in hi private re lations who wa his superior; it was his liat, and. amid the general license of a new couiitry.it was a proud one, that bU mnet scrutinizing eneiuy co ild fix no sinl" -t of immoi'ality upon liim! Teuiicrate, ilei-orous, self-restrained, he passed through all the ex citement of California unstained. No man could charge him with broken faith or vio lated trust; of habits simple and inexpensive, he had no use of gain. He overreached no man's weakness in a bargain, and withheld from no man his just due. Never in the history of the state has there been a citizen who ha borne public relations more stain let in all rcsiect than he. TIIF. COPK A IjELVSION. One year ago to-day 1 pei formed a duty, srich as I perform to-day over the remains of Senator Ferguson, who died a.-) Broderick died, tangled in the me hes of the code of honor. To-day there is a more eminent sacrifice. To-day I renew my protest; to-day I utter yours. The code of honor is a de lusion and a snare; it palters with the hoo of a true courage and bimis it at the feet of crafty and cruel skill. It surrounds it victim with the pomp and grace of tho pro cession, but leaves hiin bleeding on the altar. It is a shield, blazoned with the name of chivalry to cover the malignity of murder. It substitutes cold and delilierate prepara tion for courteous and mauly impulse, and arms the one to disarm the the other, it may prevent fraud between practiced duelists wdio should be forever without its pale, but it mnk'-.- the mere "trick of tbe weapon" supe rior to tho noblest cause and tine.-t courage. Its pretence of equality Lsa lie it is equal in all the form, it is unjust in all the substance the habitude of arms, the early training, the frontier life, tho border war, the sectional custom, the life of leisure, all these are advan tages which no negotiation can neutralize, and which no course can overcome. And now, as the shadow turns toward the east and we prepare to bear these poor re mains to their last resting place, let us not seek to repress the generous pride which prompts a recital of noble deeds and mauly virtues. He rose unaided and alone; he be gan, without family or fortune, in the faco of difficulties; he inherited poverty and ob scurity; h died a senator in congress, having written his name in the history of the great struggle for the rights of the people against the despotism of organization and the cor ruption of power. IIE TRIED TO STAND FlItM. He leaves iu the hearts of his friends the tenderest anil proudest recollection. He was honest, faithful, earnest, sincere, generous and brave; he felt iu all the great crisis of his life that he was a leader in the ranks; thut it was his high duty to uphold the in terests of the nuuttcs; that he could not falter. hen he returned from tho fatal lielil, while the dark wing of the archangel of death wai casting its shadow upon his brow, his greatest anxiety was as to the performance ot his duty. Ho felt that all his strength and all hiH life belonged to the cause to whi:b he had devote! them. "Baker," said he and to me they were hit last words "Baker, when I was struck 1 tried to stand Arm, hut the blow blinded me, and I could not." I trust that it is no shame to my manhood that tears blinded me as he said it. Of his last bom I have no heart to speak, lit was tho last of his race. There was nt kindred hand to smooth his couch or wio tlw death damp from his brow, but nround thai dying bed strong men, the friends of hit early manhood, the devoted adherents ol later life, bowed in Irrepressible grief, "and lifted up their voices and wept." Sntj feUow-cithwas, the Toico of kmouU ' i. i.'-e.v . : ,.u.i j Iium.i .. ; I e ihe ii- i . i :i a (-, .,,, ami 8.H III" U dii i-i'ic.i.l. a g'T.-.-iiil gVoni prevnU "lio now w ill sp'-a'c lor California Who . i.'! " the intei'i'ieu'r of the wants of tie 'umIIc coast? Ah, wl.o tli it f iiliiint spirit shall resume, ap from Kur itas' bank, and call us from tho tomlif" !l il t'ie 'n. t iv pi niiet l estokcti, and the impenou, ma ( ,te ot dcuth must lie fulfilled. Tims, ) brave heart, w e 1mi- thee to thy rest. Thus, surroiin led by tens of thousands, wo leave thee to the equiil grave. The I'reaident anil the Kiuhty-I'ound HllMH. New York Cor. Albany Journal. I did uot see him catch the eighty-S)tind liass, but I have met, in the person of Mr. Charles Tiffany, a man who did; and that is getting closer to the great event than those who merely read tho telegram from Newport giving the bare date, weight and place. The president wore a blue flannel suit en the memorable flay, and as the weuther was rainy, while he sat on the su ing piece of the West Island pier with hi august les hang ing over, it is fair to infer that he ran risk of taking cold. But this account is not going to be inferential. Facts compose it solely. After more than an hour of bitcli-ssncss, there was a sudden tug at the line. Aroiisisl from lethargy, the president wns yet calm. Hold ing the pole not too firmly, and yet stiffly enough Ui feel that a heavy IL-.li was fast, he lingerer) the crank of the reel like nn expert. A bass weighing eighty pounds is uot. deemed by fishermen so hard to linn lie as a lifteen-pound salmon or a seven I'lund trout, and yet he presents considerable difficulty. Arthur wrives at ends, political mid other, by slow ami patient processes, but they are reasonably sure. This ba s might have know n that he woul 1 eventually lie lauded, and that it was no use to swim seaward, but he did it, and so vigorously that (here was no use in trying to stop him be lore the line was nearly all let out. Then lie became fatigued, and the president reeled him in for thirty or forty feet. There the fish resisted awhile, getting tired out by it, and then suffered himself to lie slow ly haul-d to the pier. The rest renewed his vim, and he shot aw ay, making the reel rattle as the liii" spun out By .the same treatment a-, be fore he was drawn back until he floated passively right under the president's sus eiided boots. Then Secretary Phillips reached down with a gaff, struck its Urbed 'iiit into the ba,s. finite.! him around to ihe sandy l-ach and hauled him ashore. Mr. i'nraiiy thinks the oration occupied tiftceu miii'iib?. The Kiik-IUh Craze Over America. New York Tribune. A lady just returned from Kui'ojie w;u tell ing a day or two since of what she termed "the American craze" in England. "It is more pronoiiuced," she said, "than the Eng lish craw in Amcri -a. Wo are not uu:-e noticeable in imitating the English than they hi in their sudden admiration of Americans. They evince it in almost every way. An American lady is the acknowicd-od and worshiped profssional beauty and an Ameri can actress is the rage of the frequenters of 'he theatres." "You mean Miss An-'erm, of course " "Her success is a double one. Her beauty in no less talked alxiut than her ii' ting, which you have naturally heard most :f I ere." "How abjut thoue other American iic'rmsos, Slinnle Palmer and Lillian Rus nillf" "Oh! they were 'handicapjwb' Miss r.ilnmr nniurtuiuvto ui her manager in I MiN Russell in her associations. Mia Audcison has Ihu most sensible in her ci'ir-ie, und has not offeiide English i !en of pi-riprii'ty in her personal conduct. The Cleveland beauty is as quiet and reserved and mo lest as at home, and tho hoy !eni,!i character in w hich she has been Diiut.d bv siene w i;ters for Ani' ric.iu papers is an in jilnv to her. Tii" rage for travel in America is not yet at its height. 1 antici pate that next spring it will be as much the l iulisli fitthiou to go to America a toSwitz.-rJ ' ind. The reports of the English tourists here will iucrcase the wish to sou America." Cod federate 4 and lent i kit. IChicio Time,. Several inlerest;ng and genuine i-elii s of tli.'last I oui of the Confederacy havel.en placed on exhibition by James fl. Jones, ot Haleigh, X. C, a flne-lijkiuB- colored man, who during the w ir was the bodv -.a-rvant of the piesid'-nt, Jefferson Dais. The relics consist of two brass rnmpcaudlesticks.a gold mounted Colt's lvvolver, a derringer, and several gold and silver coins. The candlet ticks were carried by Mr. Davis nil through the Mexican war, when he was colonel of the famous Missis sippi rifles. On the eve Ud'nre the eventful nioiniii.i of the capture of the ow ner those candlesticks held candles, one of which during the early morning was lighted, and when the Federal cavalry made the rush Jones took the candlesticks, including the one with the bit of half-consumed caudle, and placed them in his pocket. Jones was never searohe I by the troopers, so now tho identical bit of candle is again in the stick where it was nearly twenty years ago. Crnb-Kaeins in France. Chicago Times. Crab-racing is one of the popular amuse ments just now at French watering-places. The people who take part in this novel and by no means unexciting sjiort possess their own cral)?, which are each carefully marked on their shells with the initials of their pro prietors. The "game" is played on the sands on a marked-out race-course of some sixteen metres, the winning post being a rope pbced near the sea, and the one that arrives at the rope fliNt is promptly caught by the umpire before it can plunge into tho water, and is proclaimed the winner to the gr, at delight of tha successful crab fancier and of those who wagei-ed on his side for it need scurcelv be said that, betting forms a large portion of the interest of the performance. Xot Inveterate. Chicago News. A current paragraph is calculated to create the impression that Mme. Modjeska is an in veteiate cigarette smoker, but this is by no means the case. Inveterate cigarette smok ers are invnriably offensive as much so as the inveterate tobacco chewer. Modjeska never touches a cigarette, unless it I after her dinnor, and then never if there is any body present except her immediate family, or professional associates. She is as particu lar about shocking the sensibilities of people and offending the proprieties as the most dainty lady in the Inn I iu fact, society would be vastly better oir if it women were all as tegardful of its proprieties as Helena Modjeska is. Two Hammer Idyl. Life. (1.) An humble boy, with a shining pail.went gladly singing adown the dale, to where the cow with the brindle tail on clover her palate did regale. An humble bee did gaily sail far over the soft and shadowy vale, to where the boy with the shining pall was milk ing the cow with the brindle tail (&) The bi it down on tbe cow's left ear; her heels flew ip through the atmosphere Ami, thro igh the leaves of a ch.tnut tree, the bey oared into eternity, Texas will have no mora oouf kt camps. 7 mim. nm Mi ABDICATED. pfora Perry, in The Manhattan. So 1 step .b.wii and you step upt H hv not -why not! I ihanie I the draught, flung down the cup; And von have got The little place ( mice railed mine, And you w ill quaff The wine I quaffed and call It fine It makes mo laugh. You'll get M w eary of the thing Before you're through, The shows, the lies, the palterlntt Of all the crew. I wonder if somewhere beyond This earthly track, When we have slipped the fleshly bond, We shan't lookback With just tin kind of glad relief, And laugh to find That we have left the grind and griof So far behind.' CAREER OF AN OREGON PIONEER. "liiiekskli. jm uetn Tired of .w York in Twenty-Four Hour. New York Times. Oncof the most remarkableof the 117 mem bers of the Oregon Pioneer association, of Portland, Oregon, who arrived in this city from the wk on Thursday night., and who are domiciled at the St. Nicholas hotel, is "Buck skin Jim," an old western settler and trapper of the leather stocking school, who derives his nickname from a costume which he usually wears, made of dressed buckskin in the real Indian style sofnmilmrto the readers of dime novel literature. "Ruckskin Jim's" real name is James Hearn. He is over 70 years of age, well-to-do in the world, and few men are bet ter or more favorably known on the Pacific slope. His story, as told to a reorter last night, had liest be given in his own words: "I ran away from my home in England," said he, "when I was 19 years of age, and sailed for tho Pacific coast. The brig I went in was wrecked on the coast south of San Francisco, and the few who were saved, in cluding myself, fell into the hands of the In dians, who treated us well. I staid among the Indians, wandering along the coast fish ing ami hunting. At Guaymas, in Sonora, in 18:;!i, I think, I w as taken by a party of Santa Anna's soldiers, who had orders to arrest every white man that could be found. We were marched thence to Tepee on ft, and put in double irons. We were con fined without the slightest pretext in a loathsome jail, and suffered greatly during the six months we speut there, In irons and jiersecuted by vermin. The British consul said that if every one of us would declare himself an Englishman he would liberate us at once. One of our party, tlie celebrated 'Yankee Jim,' declined at first, and said that nothing would induce him to declare hitntelf a Britisher, bnt he came around and we all were liberated. Mr. Saunders preferred a claim Hgainst the Mexican government for daoiagen, and he was so sure of getting it that he paid us $ot0 per man and off we went. "I then took a sailing vessel to Alaska.where I lived amoug the Flathead Indians. In '4s, I caught the 'gold fever' and dug for gold in California. Oh, I struck it rich, you bet. Sometimes I had as much as KJ pounds; w eight of gold all at once, but it never lasted very loug. I have no i !.-. ! -v much money I have dug out of the earui in my time, but I never could keep it. You'll never see an old forty-niner who has a cent. Since then I've (,iven up mining, and have been engaged in real estate and stock raising in Idaho and Washington territory. I am going abroad text weak to tuy Home Tm-Im aud Aluloy calves; and when I get back I shall migrate to Snake river, the wildest place in Idaho. Do I like the city? Not much. I have leen here twenty-four hours and I'm sick to death of it. There is not room enough for me. To morrow I am going to Bridgeport to try to find my sister, whom I haven't seen nor heard of for fifty years. I don't know whether she's alive or not, but maybe I'll find some nephews and nieces.'' The aged pioneer suggested that it might be a good idea to go down Broadway to-day In his buckskin suit, but a friend advised him against it, on the ground that he might be mistaken for an advertisement. Old-Time Letter Writing. rNew York Tribune. It is a common but unjust complaint that cheap pistage killed the art of letter writing. In the last century the dispatch of an epistle was an affair of some moment. The exjiense of the prist was not to be incurred without consideration; and since it wag the receiver of the missive who had to pay for it, every gentleman who valued his reputation was anxious that his f rieuds should find his cor respondence worth the money. The knack of composing an elegant and entertaining letter was one of tbe first accomplishmenta de manded of a man of wit and culture. The broad pages upon which b expended hi pains t'iok the place, in some degree, which has since been filled by the newspaper and the uiagaziue; every letter-writer tried to be an essayist, a chronicler of politics and business, a critic, a gossiti. Hundreds of volumes of private correspon dence have been collected and printed in our time, which rank with the most valuable materials for history and the most entertain ing illustrations of the tastes, opinions and manners of past generations; and no incon siderable part of them possess besides a posi tive literary quality. It is true that as soon as we go back to the fashionable era of let tor writing, to the time of Walpole and Pojte, we find ourselves in the midst of insincerity and artifice ; but these wei"e characteristics of the society of that day, and the letters would not be prized so highly as they are if they were not faithful reflections of the life from which they came. Wante 11 ace In Michigan. The burned regions of Michigan have been visited by a correspondent of The Detroit Free Press. He says: "Every half mile brings to view, as you Rail on the Au Sable, an open space in the forests many acres in extent. There are thick blackened tree trunks on the ground, protruding iu all di rections from their shroud of green under brush. A more impressive sjiectaole are the dead pine trees still standing iu these open areas, black around the roots, and reaching as straight as a dart a hundred feet iu the the air. These aro the gaunt skeletons of what once were splendid living pines, now killed by tho forest fires that periodically sweep through the Michigan woodlands dur ing drought' Not far below the mouth of the Au Sable, and on the other side of Sagi naw bay, is the region where thedeadly fires, two years ago, 'ievastated the woodlauils, destroying hundreds of lives and millions of property. A Parental Pan. San Francisco Argonaut. "Does a goose lay eggs?" inquired Rollo, one brisk morning in breezy March. And Rollo's father, sitting behind the stove, eat ing quinine with a skxu, and trying to shake his whole skeleton out of his pockets, made reply: "Yes, my son, ague slays everything. It has slain your father." Too Attractive. Exchange. ' A Brooklyn merchant made his signs and windows so attractive that the gazers blocked tbe streets and his competitors asked tha courts to haul In his attractions; and tho Quxt artuall j mad Um ordA. RTTTJ,ETIN --JLX N IWI'I FOREIGN. ENGLAND. LoNBox, Nov. 17. Parli bad a etna tlon last evantng. It was a sensation ol 4 well worn varloty, but It was enough to1 create a ripple of ezaitemeat and to oante plenty of talk In the ptibllo retorts. AC about seven o'clock a long-haired youth, who looked i if he bad Just esoaped from' the Latin Quarter, entered the outer offloe of the Minister of Publlo Iuatruotloa and demanded an lotervltw with Minister Ferry, tie was told that M. Ferry wai V sent, and that be must eall at tome other time, whereupon be Imrnedlalaly bioame xclted, deolared that be was a delegate of tho Anarchists, and drew a ravolver wbtoh he flourished In a vagus but uncomfortable manner. The olerka of tbe bureau prompt ly collurod the Intruder and DKPKIVED RIM OF HIS WBAPOM. Then the police were oalled and the young man was taken to St. Pelagie, As he was being c inducted from tba oi .oe be strug gled to free himself, and cot Inually ehotitfd "vive anarchls.1' He will doubt. le be pionounoed Imane at the medical examination to-day. LATER. At his examination the would-be aiiatstn guve his name as Currleu, and stated that he wa from Hanueneau, In Alsace. He had come to Paris to murder the French Minister, In accordance with tbe mandate of a secret society in Lille, of which he was a member. Currleu was subjected to a medical examination, and pronounced a lunatic. rHK NATIONALISTS ELECT THEIR MBit. The p.irtiellite candidate bad an easy victory at tbe Limeriok Parliamentary election yesterday. The election wai held to (ill the vacancy caused by the resignation of Mr. Kichard O'Shaughnessy, who waa nlecie.l us a Home Ruler in 1874, but had become classed aa a Liberal within tbe past few years, and whose reignai:ou was simultaneous with bis appointment to a luurative post under the Gladstoae govern- ' inent. Charges of desortlon and bribery were freely made againat him at the time, and Mr. Edward McMahon, and pro nounced nationalist was nominated and elected by the Parnellitea as hli iuoes sor. O'DONKLL'S TRIAL. The counsel representing the Crown in the pn scoution of O'Donnell forthealaying of Carey have dectdedlto conduct the trial of tbe prisoner prec aely as It would be In the trisl of any ordinary case of murder. They will not Introduce any reference to the po litico clement which may have caused tbe crime or to tbe present political aspects of the cue, and will ignore all of Its connec tion with Irish affairs unless a discussion of such connection it Initiated and forced by the counsel for tbe defense. THE KCYPTIANS DEMANDED IT. Tho Foreign Office yesterday allowed to bn issued the first authoritative Information regarding the withdrawal of British troops from l airo. Tbe information cotuei In the form of official dispatches which have pained between the English commanders In Euypt and the War Ofllce, and they show that the evacuatinu of the city waa In consequence of persistent demands by the Egyptian Gov ernment. Ft'.ANCE ARRANGING FOR WAR. It Is noticed that many vessels have re ""t k"i kouiiit ot chartered In this cUt or Liverpool by certain merchants am shippers who have Intimate commercial re lations with French houses. The Inter pretation put upon this faot in oommerola circles f that tbe French government b quietly arranging through these agendo for an extensive transport service In view of a war with China. THE MARKETS. NOVEMBER 17. Live Stock. CHICAGO. CAT I LK Receipts 1,600; atrongt export id 257 00; eoou to choice shipping quoted at $5 60 f86 09; common to fair H 005 10. llOiis.-UeoeiDts 16,000 active and atrong and Wil,")o higher; light at (4 20(34 70; rough packing H 20O4 65; heavy packing and shipping fi 03(05 10. u ST. LOUIS. CATTLE Exporters $6 10tf 40; ood to heavy do $o mm 00: light to fair Si 2fV3 5 25; common to medium H 40r94. 00; fair to goou uoiorauoMuwcpo to; soutawett $) 13 S4S.K grass Texans $3 00(34.25: light to good slookers $4 60O3 75; fair to good feed ers i'.i i.Vdi 25; common to oboioe native cows and heifers $2 Z')(tH 00; aoallawaga of any kind 3 00(32 40. Sli EEL' Common, medium A llhtW 00(3 8 10; fair to good i3 25(33 60; prime (3 60 Mi no; nur to good Texans $1 7o(33 60. II OUS Receipts 1,528 head; ihlpraeats 1,00!! head. Market active. York ers selling at $4 40(34 50, rough mixed at H mii 7.'), and butchers steady at $4 75 (35 00; packers paying $4 40(31 80. t Ural ii. CHICAGO. WHEAT November 05: Decemoer 05.'.'; year; Januarv 96X; May 1 04. CultN-November iSK; Docember47 January 47 ; May 60X; year47X. OATS November 28X; December 2BX; year 2S5 ; May 82X; January 29 ST. LOUIS. WHEAT Stronger; at Jl 00K b. November; $1 02O1 OVi December; Tear H 00 b; H U4K(31 04X January. COUN - Dull; 43V b. November; 42K b. December; year 42ffi42;; January 43Vo42i b.; May 40tf b. OATS Firm; 25 November; De cember 2U'i b; year 26 bid; January U7X ; May 81V3oltt. NEW YORK. WHEAT November ? ; Decem ber till1.; January $1 13X; February $1 151; Mnvil 1!)X. CORN November 69 tf: December 69 January 69X; February iOH; May 60. OATS November ; December36 January 87 f( February 88 X ; May 40. Country Prodiaoe T. LOUIS. BUTTEK-Creamery at 81(333 to 83 for selections, a shade more in a small way: seconds at dairy rates. Dairy at 25(327 for choice to fanev to 28 tor selection; fair 12raH0; low grade 8(310. Good to ubolco uear-by in nails 8(315. rori.TRY Wequotej Spring chlokeni -small 2(32 25: fair to choice, $2 7fW38i)0; choice $2; Old chickens Cooks S3 75r32; mixed, $2 75(33 00; hens, $2 35; turkeys, WdlO l dozen; aoooidlng to alee, and dressed at l(J((tl2o per lb. i duoki 48 00 (33 50: Oeese $407. EUUS-Reoeipts S70 pka. Inbstttrde Band aud arm at24q for good marks. LIVERPOOL. I Wbeat arrived dull, fair demand; oorn arrived unohanged. Wbeat to arrlv dull and oorn dull. Mark Lane- Wbeat steady and oorn firm. Country markets firm. California wbeat to arrive advanced fid. Spot wheat dull; No. I spring Ha KM; No. 3 spring none In market; Western winter 8s 7d Mixed Weitero corn easier at 6s 8d. Demand from Contloeut and United Kingdom sol much doing In wheal aad eora. -r -- A. HUMAN FIRE. THE rUKSOMKNON OJt A BUBNIHQ VISE KEPKATED IN THE rilYSICAL SYS-TEM- . A few years ago one of tho most impor tant coai mines m Pennsylvania caught fire. It started slowly but eoou obtained such headway that it spread through the Rreatcr portion of the entire mine. To flood it with wafer would extinguish the fire, but well nigh ruin the mine; and still the flames continued to incnase. At that juncture a young man stepped forward and suggested that all the entrances and veut holes of the mice be covered and secured, tbua shutting off the supply of air. His advice was fol lowed and the flames were finally subdued. To compare the condition of this mine witli many phases of i he human system, is most natural and appropriate. "Fire in tba blood is not a mere expression, it is a most serious fact. How it originate?, it may be impossible to say; but that it burns and raes with an increasing fury, the one who is its victim only too painfully" knows. The blood is the life. It is desigued by nature to purify, strengthen and sustain the sys tem. It is too often made the channel through which poison and death are trans ported. Poisonous acids coming through the veins and arteries influmo and cause a fire just as real as the one which existed in the mine. Tin y burn and irritate causing the brain to become weak and the nervea unstrung; they carry pains to the muscles aad Ichve agonies in the joints; they brine destruction instead of strength; they devas tate the very portions of the body that most require help, and they hasten the approach ol death in its most horrible form. These things have been felt by innumerable peo ple who have been the victims ot rheumat ic disorders, and tbe agonies they have en dured confirm this description. There is but one way by which this fire in the blood can be extinguished, and that is by abutting off the supply f these poison ous acids. The luetic, litliie and uric acids come in to the blood through the liver and kidneys, and they remain in solution in the blood producing inflammatory rheumatism, sciatica, lumbago, neuralgia, gout and all rheumatic fevers and affections. When they are deposited as gritty crystals in and near the joints, they cause articular rheu matism; when iu the muscles, muscular rheumatism aud lumbago; when in the tis sues covering the nerves, sciatica; when in tbe lace, bead and nerve generally, neural ralgiik. In every caste they aro painful ; in moat iniitanctoe, dangerous. Inflammatory rheumatism is likely to locate in some joint and become chronic, or suddenly attack the brain or heart, causing apoplexy or heart disease. Tbe fire in the blood musl be extinguished the supply must bo shut off. This can only be done by guarding tbe portals to the blood tho kidneys and liver; and no meaus bas ever been found for accomplishing this which can equal War ner's Safe Rheumatic Cure. It acts direct ly upon the seat of the disorder; it extin guihhi s tlie fire by controlling the mp ply and removing the cause. '1 he well-known standing of H. II. War ner A Co., of Rochester, N. Y., the remark able success which Warner's Safe Cure has achievt d, being indorse by no less a person age than Dr. Robert A. Gunn, Dean of the United States Medical college, New York, and the fidelity with which they hava car ried uut all their promises to the public, should be a sufficient warrant that the above statements are true. They, however, guar antee to cure ninety-five per cent, of all rheumatic troubles, especially acute, know ing full well that the demonstrated power of the remedy justifies them in so doing. Nothing to be fairer than this, and those who duffer in the future from rheumatism with such an offer before them, do bo on their own responsibility, and can blame no one if living pain and untimely death are tho results. A Thrilling Eido for a Jug of Liquor. One night a Carolina judc hud been out very lute und on his return, after stabling his horse, ho kept Vigil even later with some syiup.it In tie friends. Ou rising in the morning and descend ing to the breakfast room, his throat Tery dry, what was his surprise, to find th" demijohn that stood on the table in a similarly and condition. "Sam ho." "Y-yes, sail." "Take this jock saddle the mare and ride down to the Corners andset it rill ed as quickly as you know how. Do you hear?" "Y-yes, sah." His order given, ami the slow and st uttering Sambo from the room, tho thirsty son of Bacchus and Minerva sat himself down, watch in hand, to await the committing of his commission. "Two minutes, ' ho murmured, brok enly, gasping as chickens do when thifir porridge is too dry "tlio mare is bridled saddled nnd Sambo is on her back. Now ho is down the path, out the gate and on tlie highway. Good old Bessy! How she flies along! Now they are by tho willow tree. Now they are crossing the brook now ami now the two miles are finished and they are at the store. Two minutes for the boy to finish waiting on the cus tomers already there two minutes to draw the tor Sambo and it is on its way. Here it comes. Over the brook and by the tree along the road along the blue -through tho gate tin the path uml hero it is with Sambo!'' "I s-say, m-massn, I e-can'tfind that ere bridle any-wha! Why, h-here it is, massa, behind your chair! Guess you must ha' bringod it in Itst nightl (T?tCO(5 (p O Qs (P CP 7? vy m CP