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TMK DAILY 0A1UO BULLETIN: WEDNESDAY MOKNINtt DECEMBER 10, mi. Mrs. Snilt'ri rase, ami what tbt Uev, Mr. McKlnstry lias to say about it. To Til I Pi bmc: 1 havo breu a frarlti' sufl rcr lor fllteen year, moat of the time with Mint ban been called E i.ma or Sa t K ho urn. J'aorlaala and Le pra, and the like, and bave alaya been told that thote aa do euro lor me, and nave been ao dia coiing1"! 'hai I had aa aooc tllo aa live 1 bave been o bail. aiuVtrd aomcllmea that there una tot tbeama U-'t apot frunt the crown of my head to the aoleaof my fen that waa not d acaaed ind aa red aa crlmaon. It won.d couinvnce Id ih 1 white aiiota, bich hud a ailvery appearance, but were mt deep, but If I attempted tu heal t cm, or aoon alter their ora appearance, liicv wouia u'irn a run together unit! thera hi. a compln o dry, red icale, vvlilc i would bci'nme an n ll;n:.ed to ciaca anu iook nc-ry ni -ni'ry, anu mu uurimik enea'.lou wuiilit be allium! intoleranle I wan at tltnen no lame that 1 couid ararccly pet about, and conld not uret Biiaell wl bout aaaM arce. I have tried many retm-illi-a, and tiavo aul JlOl i aalntfle liirU.ncc tu a phvaician, but bave ever obtained onl. tcmpnrart rellrl. Although helped fur a time, I noon rciapa'd again to be an badly troni hd arevrr. and duriig the a In it of 111 and llWi 1 aufli-rcil ao much aa to he rutin... ly dicotira,fed. I act lommrr, however, I a- h i !aed by Klderand Mra. L. C ALivluatri, wi'i) a e well known In three region, to tr our Cut it'll KlMEnmi; and 1 full a.nneuow a title roiirtii-. from their favor .lo opinion of tlio m, to try (heir vtrtai. Ab nt the econd wcsk of tilv laai I cum mtuced Uli-ft the ren cd c. and within aix w. ca I bocn to at'O a permanent Improvement until now (Oct. 1) I am ab m. h good aa new, ami my fleih la aa the ll.ah of a chi d Mux. IIENJ. SMITH. I certifr that the ahove a:aiement i f m w ife la correct, aid I o n w'uh 'it in expre, at k my gratitude for the great beuellt alio naa received. " .. H M 1 1 1 1 . I certify that the above Htiitcmcnt Is correct .Mr. Smith la a pmro nen' man In thl- cuinni'iiiitv, where b Uvea. He ia a we. I -know i d' ul'T In atork, and b:a -talemcnt, with Unit of hia w J f. , ia fuily (.'milled to rri'ii t Dune at tnt,l. ' rovnice o Quebec, t!i a twenty levcutu d .y oMHto cr ls,J I,. 0 vcKISSTHV. Ml la it ol llii-1 apr I.ATKR. I tisrc 'ccn Mra Smith rcc n ly a:nt bo lieve Ucr to betuofnUk'lilv and pi rmitm'tl c red. L . Mi'KINH nv. Sec. AdveM Ch Conf., I'. ., No.Ytoiid No. N.I1. Hoaton, Sept fl, Ir-M. Cutlcnra Hp-olvi nt tno new b'ood pnr fl'T. mid Cutlcu'a. ami L' iticiir ri m i, the ("'"' " ' 11 c'"'" aud b "i "t fl r-. ar oid evi r. ner . I'rii; , L'nti cura. &lc. ; xiap, 5c ;H-aovu it. i O.i. I'litl'T llriltr ii C CMiifal ii. line t n . C A. T A. K n ii The Great llnlairiiie I)i tiiat'ou of When JN.oi, Aineruuii 1'lnu. .Canada Kir. .Mul old. Clover III a- m.fic ra led Sanf.hui a Hini' cL CfHE, fur lit: iinliii'i'.iuli! rmiei M.d pern HMTit i lire I'l evi rv o 111 of CMiirih. f.om a rlinil CuM i the lled to na of Miieli, Taaie and 1 lenri ii f, (YUlU Mid i ut rrlitl Jwm i u ruiiipiiiiu Millie en- in ni f'fJ lien , ci.n i-' i put on b flu Knd fl fl I ical Ctri". i ne li-x Ciitnnlml Sulv tjijf "SiTit. and ore 1 mt MM d Inhaler. In " e packnac. iiiav bow l'i' ii n J i.f J LI I 'll DniL'ir ata for '. A'kforMtN- 'Tj VollD'b KAUICALCUI;K. Complete Treatment with Inhaler "The only ahuiutc tp rifle we know of." Mi'.l, Tllliea "The heat we liaiu fni.iiil In a lil'etilll .' ol enlfcrmi! "-Hev. I r. W i,.'iri). II aiun. ' I it a Ion ir aim pl wiln ( a utIi. ih Kauh ai. Ct ni: luia c 'h('ered " i v S W. Monioe, irutai.tir.-li, Pa ' I baveiiot fi. unit a i ase ttmi It did nt in lleve nt once '' Anil' w I.ee. Mu- che-t r. M ias. POTTEB Dill U ANDCllHMir!. Co.. ilD't'lli lM I 111 K ir Hie rellifimd nn veniluii .Wta-IIXO' tnaiant it ia nipileil, of then- AJSS, '"fhH, t'olda. Via'( lla. k, i vv Moi! iien ami Iwiulea. K'tmn a I'nilia, Nnm'iieaa. Ilyatir a. Ku nmlu 1'nl.ia, I'tilptniiiiin, 1 v -1 ep. pin, l.iver ii in nil I. lillliiu l ever. M ilnr'a, nnd Dpldcti ii , til ' " ' e i"ery cinii"iiieii wiina roroua ASTti" 1'iaaii.r) and lauli t.t pain, at, every lie.r.. 617 St. Charlei St. LOUIS, MO A raeulnr Ormlititin o, two medical colli'irea, liai been luntei ei'Ki,Ktd in tile trea'. nient of ( 'lirnnii', Nervo' in, Hkiu nirl lilpnil IMaean-a than anjr nt'ier phyalelan In eu Lull I . ascliy pnpera alinw ,iin all .Id real denliknow. Coiimiltntlnn t ill :ra oi bv n.all, free and InViU'd. A frletnll t ..Ik of In opinion colli nothing. Whan It l I'leoi.veuleiit to vHv JliU'lly lor IreHlii.i nl. un illi'lnes 'im lie tent Synmllor axpre.. e vervhei. nirab.e oiKe giaranteeil: here duubl tt'il, u I' Tunkly lUted. tailor Write. Wirroua Proit ration, Dehliit;, rlamai and fhyiloal Wea.knm, Harcni lat aim ul her MtectlOi'lot Throat, Skin an llnnei, l.lond jmpiirltU.tand Hlnnd Pnlnnnlnr,-, ((In Aflec. tlona, Old irrt anil t'cera. Impfolmcnl. to Marrlagr. nhnmatlm, I'llei. Kprlal t tentlna t raoa from orer-worked t'ra!n. SI fiHICll, CASKS recelva apeclal aiteutlnn. plwaaea arlln frnw lmprudirim Kai'hi., Indutgracea or Kxpuiurei, It la aeir-evMent Unit a plivilclnn r-vliiR pirtleiiliir attention tu dun r ra-t nil ilni Kroalaklll.anil phv-leliim In ri-KiCnr ..'uetH'ii all over the r, mull y kiinw tiK thl. frui e'llly raciiiiiiiieml euf to theolile.t nlllie Ir ,m 1 1 ca whereevary known appllimei. W . i.itei to. and the penvi'il uooil i.Hiin.ili -.r ul, auea and ennntrleii are ii.eil, A whole I" iim-la ui 'l fnrolllee pill ir.e, and nil are lieule a Hit Iklll III a respeetful hmiiner; anil, know nw what to do, iioexperliiirnt. are iniel.', n rniint of the ret inmlnT aiplvlne, the rharirea are kepi low, often lower thnii i- I e Uiinned by ol'ier., if von tei'iire the .kl 1 not ret naiii'i ilj and pern el Mle euro. Hut lie iiipiirtii. t nmtii r. I'ami'bltU Mi puuet, b ut toany aJUu.-.i tree. PL&lfilJiRRmSEGUIDE.IYs Klrirant rlntli and vllt liliullui!. Scaled fm M eenta til Kiieor curreiiev. liver II 1 1 y win derful lien pl.-f.iri-. tru Inlife, arllelei on t.'i.. fuHiiwInK iiilijeetal Wlm miiv luiii i v 1 whon a whyy Proper aelo tiiNiri . Ulin'iiniirv III , Manliond, Woiiiniiliuinl. I'hi'au iil ilei iiy'. aliiiiild inarrv. How llfi. ami liM.liiei nniv ,i. tneree,. Tho tnarrlid or enutenipliil , niarrvliiic al 14 read It. Itninht tn lie real by all ailult ier.on. then kepi under link ail key, J'opiiUr rdltiun.iaiura almve. la. I pa vr cover and Vw pugm, ecu it by mull, 1" mom" VponUuu, Bulwer Lyt ton's Bridge. Where It f ouches the shores ami the tireat Columns in JiitUtreaui. "Whatabiainlltii bmiuu hetnue old au-and tulldbood l reunion, II.w Itilull'vely thoi lilld Wlna with playnr and wor-lilp on etiterlnu llle, aud how lu ulllvely on ijnliil ir !if , n,e ,, i,,.,,, luriilha k to pran-r and wo ah'p, putting lilmn If again aide by aide wlib the InUm," . mnrka Mr i . Bulwerl Lyiiim.ln In a Kirani-.f Siov." 'Vila, but liuUceli Ha (Hal ill' allium III (lie brldn.. uf lifo m ihally ,l((h and awful an In t, thr ngtiwhrnthii wild wul-ra (In-Ii ami roar In wrath and deanimi,,,,, ).,,.,,, ,,, w , Jonotauaiaiiiti,, Nmurr nihil r rka tun. i ' ""!.. , '"Wl ,'bn atiucniro oveihead. I.od'a 21" '. -'" l'1 , 11 ' ' .' Hiu luwa liehaalnndu forthit r.reai ir.i.r. urn II. i, v,,. r,Mr . conlrol. rSellheMlmib Id'.trn mil "(JurKa'l er." nor tha old man a ''r uu- i,t m be miLt of mine Inflr nltln." win u, lM, ,,y wul , , f Inula ttialn. K Scleno and art firat then tnitt prucr-la tha order of Jleavou itn-lf . Uein'ty beala ilirnuili It aueiila, aud iho-aaifeM. am tin- niai uverli' of man) ant ilm vauue aiiuiainceinaiiia m e,,pii,.u l)r aoera. Ia llle a burdeu tu yoiil Ir,... nlllU ,rak, t your power In cop with illo't tituiiiein mi ,. tie wk mdr You are not well. Vmir tin n a alnuiflab aud taint d, perhnpi; or aunie tmpuruii.t orirauiator Id r ovnrworiid. Tina fact tuay iuva Ulan the lona of dvap p la. ri.eumai a o, t out, malaria, tiain-In the at 'in .eh, eh'. mle liea-ache, oranradunn olher t la. I'aKKK 'oTUNlii .Will ioviijorate )iin, aa freah a r I vlim B'ea thnai. rko bsvu ienu al.ut up lu diim . fu Id reila, It la Kworful. pure, d 'Hclnlia, ' lnollflo, ur,-Oig key iu 0 tot cautial arch of iha biitlgu of life. WHITTIER - "1' ' rilE DAILY BULLETIN. OFFICIAL I'AfKU Of ALKXANDlilt CoUNTlf VMKIIUU AT TUB CAIIl" fOSTOKKICK Kdll VKANSMItlSION TIIKHI'UH THE MAILS AT gECONII CLASS I1ATK8. r?:RMs of tuifitirnox: DAILY EDITION. Dally, or.oj-car by rauil 1n Dm r, one mnnlh UHlMIIIINHI I 11 Dal y, oi, week Uaiir. Ave vi't-ka 1 I" I'D'nlalied ev- ry morulnf( Monday exiepted), WKEKLT KDITIU.N, A ei'isly, one year i- W cikly, 6 nmnlha - ' w I niOiabed every Monday njon. tfCiuba of nvoormore lor Weekly DuMetm at ouo t.n.e. per yeur, 1.50. eontuiiu lu all caaei ifiprid. IN'VARIABI.T IM ADVANCE. Al1 rominunlctttioua abould bir ddreid to K. A. Ill' UN BIT. PliSliaher and I'rourletnr. tin: mom:y injjasimjall. Hint thi IMilldlliiii llulnem ia Mii'imccl .o initio a Siilurlea of t lac linrly rrofraloiuil I'lii.vMD, Fur some je;, in luiM'-liall has lieon fiiiuliiclfil on rcirnlitr Im-iiiess princi tili's, luit not until ri'i'i'iilly liavu such salaries lieeii Jiaiil. The ireeiit ft vie of liilchinir i-i reiion.silile for the cnorinoin salaries which the "kings of the irofesion" ileinaiiil. The best jiitcliers get as much inoney for work in"; a few hours each day ilurin"; seven Months as many college professor re ceive for their' ctire year's service. This has not always been the ea-'e. The lir.t r al profesi(iti;il nine was the fam ous Cincinnati Keil-sloikino's, which were established in lsd'.t. There bad been many clubs throughout the coun try, which, previous to this time, bad paid two or three players for their ser vices, just as many of our alleged strictly amateur" nines do at present. The Ileil Stockings were the first club, however, to take men on contracts and to pay every one on the team. Harry and (Icorge right received the liigli-c.--t salaries paid in the club, and neither was the regular pitcher. Said (ieorgo AV right: "The money paid the entire team would put a poor nine in the field to-day. My brother Harry was the most'expensivc man in the 'team, and ho got Hi for being cnjilain and playing ccnter-lield. 1 was in my reg ular position at short, and drew Sl.Miui. Tin' catcher came next in order, and the other men ranged from that sum tlu n. Several came under Jt'l.OiK). "It would seem that lielders wero considered to be worth as much as jiitcliers and catchers in thoe days. " "'That's it, exactly. A club without Tl strong out lield was as weak then-as cue would be now w ith a poor battery. F.very man had to l c a player, and the pitcher was of no more importance than any other man in the team. Why, almost ninnne who pretended to boa good player could go into the box with n little practice and do well. And then, of course, the catching was quite different from what it is now. A man who held a throAii ball would go be hind the bat in an emergency and ac quit himself very creditably. Now, if your pitcher ghes out oii might as Wejl stop playing; and it is jut the same willt the catcher. It makes no difference how good your other seven men are, ni nre nowhere if the battery is veak."' "Were the Cincinnati Hed Stockings eer troubled this way?-' "Well, we went through our first hc'imiii with ten men, and you can judge fur yourself how many extra batteries we could have had. The pitcher did not try to see bow many ln'cotild strike out, but Used bis head and showed his skill by changing his speed so that the bat -man would be deceived and not hit II. e ball hard. I'.ven if he was batted hard it was nothing against him and no one -aid he had lost the game. Whv, if one nine made six or seven runs hi an inning the other nine was not by any means defeated, and thought noth ing of this lead. With the changes in the style of pitching have coiue higher wages for the players, until now a base-ball team i- an cii'ii-.he in-t it til 'n in. New York has the two men who are paid more for plating ball than any others in the world. Th'-v are Ward and F.wing, and each receives a little over sc'i.iiwo for the pre ent -ca (ill. The New Vol ks lire called the "high-priced team," but several f the men are hhvd at low tig tires, which bl iligs down the total of the salary list, and the Chicagos will have to be acknovv ledged pensive club in tin- leagu not a cIjiiiiji, plaver in t While (he higliot sj',. :;t );;, noil, cverv man i- w "il he lui'-t ex- Th'TC is " nine, and is not over remunerated fur his sen ici plavi-r. lie i ( 'oivor.iii i, a vain ihle well aware of it him- self, and his ,s,i. in cun , th. lull brings him iu .-. J.;! o t!,; year, bourne and li.iivin .a:'e olher edged" platers, both in the work do and lie l'i w aid t hey I i '. U he salary li-i of the liu-iuii league slub amounts to 2.1, no') in round num bers. The most valuable man, and do tervedly the bet one, in ('apt. Morrill. Me also holds the posithn of Manager, ind he has earned every cent of his r'J.hno. Whitney come' next, and is Certainly rot ally' paid for Ihe amount 'if work he lias dunn this season, for which hi) rei cives L','iM), Uurdock Hid Ilornuiig jnl turn ij'J, ihhI, and all lit hel's coiue below this liguie. The value of severalis set at about s-l.soii, hut tliesciison has made great changes in the playing of some, and the prices will be diU'ereiit another year. It is iiniossibli! tocaliiuale how much lias been paid in aalarii s tu bull-play-'.I's Ibroiighout the country. The elgiit, league eliihs will certainly average as much as Huston's total, as I hey have tried more men if they have not had uite such expensive pl.iv its. lu Ilm I? lion association are eight more clubs, Si. Louis and Cincinnati pay more than the Huston league, and every one of the other nines has some high-priced players. There is not much doubt that tho'cigbt dubs pay at least .'."i,(Hi in salaries, The American Association lias tvv l ive clubs, and iuu-t ' certainly pay for this number as much as, if nut more, than the league does for eight. In fact, n lew of the dearest ball-toss-prs in Ihe world urn claimed by the Ainerlean As-oeiatlon, Tims ihe salary list of these three large-1 base-ball us nocbitions In the couiii ry aggregate be tween i,rii ii 1,01k) m,d ijiJih.Iiiii), Thlndoe not begin ti, cover the amount lbt has ficcn fumed ihia scuson by bull-iosscrs. TOUGHS OF yiSW YOllK. II Hntnrdny NtRlit Heeno In a Howerf 1111. liiinl-Itonin. 'J'be sinol.e of six big ulgars curled slowly upward from tho mouths of six boys who stood around a green-topped no'ol-t able in n Howery saloonlastnlght. ivieh one had a cue. .in hia hand, and 'ool-.i'd learnedly nt tho looso-trousered l, in t 'iidi'i', who distributed tickets for I i-i-A- among "tho participants in the ga'. which find Just ended. On the wall- were pictures of actresses and prize lighters, while over tho dirty bar .wu ;g i work of art which might be lake.i ciilic as a portruit of the pro prietor or n remarkably good .likeness if the chimp.i'izi'O in the Central Park menagerie. F!vo of tho boys wore tight leg raiment, nnd the lower limbs if the sixth was attired in a pnir of sky blue bags, from which wandered two tmp'e feet. Standing a few feet from the able was a youth on whoso dimin utive form was arrayed n bright plaid mil, set oil' by a brass horseshoe pin ind an "Ah there!" lint, which w;!s lipped eloquently over his left eve. One foot was thrown forward, with hia heel jii Ihe thior and tho toe in tho air, while both thumbs wero stuck in the anii-hoh's of the plaid vest. Tho rest .if ihe boys paid great respect to this vo "iig person, nnd called him "Pete." The party represent "the little toughs nf New York, tho rising generation of '.'I'liiimals, When the colored balls 'were eorraled into the shape of a pyramid, the tallest hoy laid his cigar on a shelf where none of the oihers could reach it, and made the opcn'ng shot with reckless energy. 1 hen a liow-lcgged member of the par ty squinted along the tops of the balls c a civil engineer looking through a theodolite. Finally his cue shot for ward, and a purple ball rolled into the pocket. 'J'be player looked at Pete, who laughingly remarked: "(iooil. You're eomin' on. Out was i ringer. Play der seven-ball across to der side poi-ket. Tim bow-legged bov squinted through the iiu: giuarv t eodolito again and hook h!s lead doubtfully. "No i ross, no crown," suggested Pete. "Dat's what der bloke with der white necktie savs. Ihe cross-shot was attempted, nnd proved lo be a success. lliree balls were MT'.t into the pocket insuccessio-i, ami tneii tne player mane a mi-s, ic,.v ing the bnlis iu a favorable position for Hie next bov, who r 'in. .iked that it was a. good 'leave." Nti'i.in bat leaves, observed Pete, h. :.rpi d a cigar from an admirer. Dis on. eieniilic I'lay makes me sick. ,ow. Here s a siioi anyone eua maw, ind it'll be missed, sure." The tall boy bet drinks with the next player on the shot. .Ma'. e n jor tier crowd, said a tiun little feli'ivv who backed in Pete s smiles. The suggestion was received with im- iiien.-r avor by me oniooKers, nini ine 1 cr- reluctantly consented. When 1:1" plav br.'i'dv. FolMl and at T te'a'er ilri'.ks I around t cigar, : Fete o , game nii-sinl the s'lut, pet.; drank "e hours the- game went on, end of each contest, the bar-d-trihutcd green tickets for . the boys. They lounged m room, drank liecr, .smoked il listened to the decision of the technical points of the Then they discussed Fdwin I John Sullivan, for both i great respect was shown, hoy bet drinks that (Irant was lei thm, and Pete decided that hi. whereat the tall boy said w ould yet tie a member of I of aldermen, a remark w hich lJ.lotll 11! of who: The la'l slire of lie had ' that IV the luial' was i. i t re-ented. Two of Ihe com pany da -cd a double shutlle and were ihreati" I with ejection by tin; bar tender f Ilm ground that they wero interne 'ng the busines- of the house. One of .;ehids drank so mm h beer that In "ered to light Pete. He was at . nee i :.i d by the collar and a cer tain )": : 'rm of his trousers and as sisted t he sidewalk in a hurry bv tho b-'.rimn! 'J'be boy looked astonished when I, .cached the street, for the bar tender v. fs not .specific in the contract nor nohrnated iu the bond which ho had proposed. Hy midnight the party stood at tho bar steadily drinking beer and pocket ing cigar; until every ticket had been en-lied, ivte s "All there hat was tilted v rv much more over his left eye, while with the right eye he watched the tall boy counting up a handful of silver coin, tlu-l as the couinanv was leav ing the saloon Pete smoothed his plaid suit and whispered to the tall boy, and led him back to Ihe pool table. 'I'll tell yer what I'll do," he said, with a benevolent look, "I'll betch a dollar I kin beat vcr in a nice soshible une. I wouldn't nlav wid der rest of der gang. Most (,f doin are skins and tl ti n i.o what honesty is," Two mm dollar bills were solemnly laid in tin- barkeeper's hands and the game eomriienced. The tall boy put in four balls at the start by delicate strokes, Then Pete took olV'his jacket ami chalked his cue. 'I he tall boy ex amined ti; rack to count his score, nnd while hi back was turned Pete pushed Ihe "fourteen" ball into the pocket with his hand, and remarked as Ids op ponent looked around: "Jht-t was a hair-curler, me boy. I didn't tink I cud fetch it." Then he mis e, the next shot. Tho tall boy nu.de another ball nnd went to the bar to settle a disputed account. While he was nvvav peter, swept more balls on tin; table into the i,,,,,,! wit), his arm, When hiscompanion returned he looked r limned. "I tell yer w hat," said Pete as he hoved the two dollar bills into his pocket, "'taint every feller I'd play wid for morey. A chap's sure to get skinned if he gets in wid a crowd of blokes what don't go to church nor Sunday School, I'll have ler bid yer good night, for I have to get up early to-morrow tu get a shave,'1 And Pete passed his hand slowly around his perfectly smooth chin ns he saiiulered o it Into the Howery. New York Jkruhl. "Permit me lo congratulate you," said one Itostonlan to another, "I un derstand you have an addition to voiir family." ' "Yes, Much obligeif to you,'" "Hoy or girl, may 1 MskP" "(iirl. I've' Just come troni the optl clanV "From lite optician's." "Yes; been having her measured for it pair of eyeglasses, you know." Jamavillt i Jvurmil. SUPPRESSING A BORE. An fnlnvltril Gurat Who Could Not Stand the Ilorae I'luy In u Iteatmiriuit. A few nights ngo, says Tho New York Sun, a party of six men sat nt a corner table iu an uptown restaurant, taking supper with a seventh man, who had been rendered somewhat conspicuous among men about town by his sudden resolve to renounco his former easy going nnd luxurious stylo of living for the purpose, of marrying a yo ng wo man who lived in Hrooklyn. The din ner was about half over when a man drifted iu through tho lower door of the cafe and with a flamboyant smile toward the supper party, lie walked daintily, carrried his cane under his nrm, tiiul a cignretto in his left" hand. Ho was dressed in a light business suit, nnd might bo anywhere from lM to 70 years of ngo. Ho had a gray mustache, patchy whiskers, and" wore his hair full over his ears nnd bald at the top. "This gentleman," said tho host, waving bis hand toward the newcomer, "is the most stupendous bore in New York. In the course of fifteen years I have found it impossible to sit down at a meal in a cafe or go to a decent up town bar withotitiieing bored by this cheerful imbecile. Of course you nil know him. Ho will ring iu on us now." He did. The stranger bowed with great affa bility to everybody, including the wait er, continued to smile effusively, drag ged up a chair without further invita tion, and wedged himself in between the host and a tall young man with a gigantic mustache who had just come from Keokuk, and had never beforo met the "Commodore," as the boro was called. The stranger immediately pretended to bo deaf, and smiled va cantly but pleasantly upon the commo dore. That worthy toyed with his gray moustache for a moment, and then began to talk to him. The Keo kukian insisted upon a repetition of ev ery word until he had the commodoro on his feet bawling into his ear. Still the western man smiled vacan ly, and suddenly conceiving that he had been insulted, gravely tilled a champagne glass full of vinegar and insisted upon the commodore's drinking it. Thero was a great deal of simtil ted excite ment, but in the end. in order, ns ho said, to avoid a row in the restaurant, the commodore succumbed, and drank the glass to the hitler dregs. Then ho put bis band into his vest pocket to get a match, and brought out a pat of but ter which one of lln party had placed there during the excitement. Another member of ihe group bad poured half the contents of Ihe crimt of cayenne, pepper into the pocket of the unfortun ate commodore during tin-struggle, nnd when he pulled out his handkerchief he sneezed seven times. He lighted his cigarette, however, said boys would be boys, nnd then laid his cigarette on the edge of the table whilo he rescued his hat from the hands of a small man who had been regarding it curiously. The host carefully and thoughtfully turned tho commodore's cigarette around, so that when he picked it up again he naturally put the lighted end into his mouth. Hv this time he had grown a bit flus tered, but ho still smiled and said that lio enjoyed good company ns well as anybody if he could only have an oc casional drink. A glass of champagne was handed to him and he raised it to Ids lips. Hefore he could drink it, how ever, one of the men clutched bis arm and begged him to wait until he had told a story. Six times the cominodore raised the gl iss to his lips and six times he was obliged to put it down, until Jinally another glass was substi tuted without his knowledge which contained some tobacco and castor oil, with a dash of sweet oil on top to give il llavor. Here an eloquent member of the party rose to his feet and command ed everybody to rise and drink the health of the host in a bumper. This was the first chance the commo dore had had, and he junrped up and tos-cd oil' the contents of the glass at a gulp. The effect was extraor inary. 1 1 is eyes closed and opened . with the rapidity and precision of a trip-hammer running at an extraordinary speed, his jaw dropped, and he gave a yell that would have done credit to a "drunken Sioux. Then he put on his hat, which did not lit very well in consequence of four pats of butter which the small man had put under the lining, said: "Gentlemen, I have had a very largo time," dashed through tho doorway nnd ran up Hroadway with an exhibi tion of speed which caused the jellow cab drivers to turn around iu their seats and look niter him with solemn admiration. Advice to Mothers. Are you disturbed tit night and I", ken ol your rest by sick child sullering Htm crying with pain of cutting teeth i H'h i. send at once and get a bottle of Mrs. Wins low's Soothing Syrup for Children Teeth ing. Its value is incalculable. It will re lieve the poor little gurTurtr Immed iately. Depi'ml upon it, mothers, there is no mistake shout it. It cures dysentery and dinrrhiT'H, regiiUtes the stomach and bow els, cures wind colic, Hof'tuns the gums, n duces inllsnnniition, and gives tono hiuI energy to tho wholy syntein. Mrs. Wins low's Soothing Syrup for Children Teetliinu is plfiHsant to tho iiiHte, nnd is the prescrip tion of one of tho oldcHt nd best IVinult nurses nnd physicians in tho United States, nnd is for sale by rill druggists thrnughoi" the world. Price U5 ecnm h bottle. Cheap Iioirv's in Arkansis and Texan Along tho lii u of tho St, Louis, Iron Moiintsin and Southern Had way, Texas 'del Pacific Ilailwsy and Intcrnationsl nnd Great Northern HitilroHil, nre thousands ol acres of the choicest farming and gni.inu lands in tho vvoild, ranging in prien from 3.00 to $300 and $ 1.00 per Here, In a healthy country, with climate unsiirpitHHi d for snlubrity nnd comfort. Send your ad dress to tho undersigned for a copy of sta tisties of crops raised in Arkunrss and Texas. In 1882, and makoup your mind t go anr. see for yntirslf when you learn that tho crq fnr i88U Is' 50 per cent larger thsti that ol 1882. To those piircliHsing land owned by the Company, and paying one-fourth, on. half, or all cash, a proportionate rebate ;n allowed for money paid rir ticket orlrnigl t over tho Companies lines. II. C. TowNsENO. Gun'l Pass. Aut. St. Louis, Mo. sobs n CURES Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Sciatica, Lumuauo. Backache, Headache, Toothache, ore Tli root. -IMiiira. ruln, llrulara, lliirii. SieHliU. Ki-tiKl It lira. ami ii.i oiioii mini i, v i-.iva ami dir. by lirugti.l mi. i.-pr.,.rvilii . r ill; trull a bullla. Iilrw ii. .ij. Id II t.aiK'iRfi,. TIIKl'll tlll.KM A. VUtl l l ltt n. 'aumunri it A. y.H,LUKlio l Ualnaiurt, Mi, C.S. A. J'ck ITeiidaeho and rtllfvo all tho trouble IncW i nt ton bili.'iia Mutoof Iheavstiin.ini h aa )ia t'leeM, Nauaca, Drowaim aa, liUtn-aaaftiT rating, rVn In tho Siiic, Ac. Whilo their moot riauur ililu aucctaa liaa tat-it atiown lu curing HrrlarliP.yrt Cart rr'eLlttlc Liver PllUarfnanf vulua.hlu in C'oueiipiuion, runup and rirt-vvnurjif tli. a annoy In( complaint, vliiio they alao correct all dlaorilcra of tho atomach, stimulate the aud rtipilaie tlio bowda. Jinn it tlicy ouly cored Ache thpy vnnld hcalmoat prlcoleaa to thoa who mii-r from thia distrcnaini comjilaiut; but form Iiatuly their RooUncaailota not uid here, and thoa who once try them will find tbetuj little tiiila vnla able in ao many ways thai thry will not be wUlim U do wiUaout them. Lut after all aiclc bead la 1hpbno cf to many livr that here l wher wt iiiuLo cur pribl LiuaeU Our pula cure It while Olhi ra do net. t irtcr'a Littlaj Llwr Tills ar very amall and very -j"y to tnke. tmorr twj pills umkea doae. 1't y ero atrictly Ti-( tnulu and do not grin or Jnrn, butbytlnir fi'Mlc anion i.liaae all who uuthern. In vilai t llcmta; fiva fur tl. ui4 ty druiats tvu-y wulxu, cr aunt Ly n.a.L CAUTEa XLDICIXE CO.. New York mmmt THE UK ST THIS G KXOITX FOK In Hard or M)fU Hot or ( old Water. BAVFS I.AIIOK. Tlir. Biel HO W AMAZ 1M.I.V, nni Kivi-a uiilversiil alllHi llou. C iaiuily, rich or anir, auoi'.lU bo wituout it. hold bv al! (iMO-rt. UKWAIIK of linltfttloni Well ill aii;iii-'l li mialriiil. I'HA ftl.INK ih the M.V SAI'K Inlier aikvlliK chiiiniuiiiI, aud Hi lil binra tbu abovu ayuilml, uuii u&iuo ul j.vuj:s I'Ylk. m;v yuiiic THE MOST Penetrating Liniment IN THE WORLD. aw A riowrrlul irrraratlnn ao ruiireniruli.'il lliai u lew Oreii ai'lilu (I to Oi. aur tin ! w ill h iii. train lo Hie Vrrv IhiiiciiiiiI aiinn-t In (TANTL1 KM.ltVU 1 AIM r.'.3 re r;aiL ic cse v Rheumatism Neuralgia. Sprains, Stiff Joint. Bruisea, Cramps, Lamo Dack, Tooth-Ache, ficro TLroat, Pain is. Limb. Stom nch or Bowels, fir In inv cnfl 01 Svteto W III Mil soil. I.OTII'ril ii,. i ills, allot Hit' akin I. Ii i in i it in ( eniaril nao hi I'lusii em mm oilicra lu, '.11 uu i'r tic 6iiu I'iiun o onu ty ACOB 8 MIRQlll 8 1.01.1a Mo. OR BALI! p ALl I.FC0018T9 AND v vAi.r.Ra in UEI-iClNta. WATER TANKS Delivered nt 0A1HO, UL, at the FOLLOWING I'KIt'ES: Ft hotlom. Ft. atiive. Capacity irula, 1'ilce. 0 x II 1150 821.00 (J x 0 10M 2IJ.00 7 x !! 2000 1)2.00 7 x i) 22.V) r.O.HO 7 x 10 2500 10.00 Tlicaotniikaarfiiiiiili'of CI.KAH CYI'ld HS. Ik tni hi'" thl, k, H.-t'iiiuiy hoonuil and aru WA'J'hll Tit. JIT. Tiny nru Shlj))inl wlioli'iiinl tiro well briii't'il to p r.-v. ul their Ii inn r ck (I r hrokuu In hiu.il. linu . Kai in ii a inrii). hi d lor Tonka nf any Hlv.o. A. IfKlOH .V; JtlJOH., vi"! Uoloril Hi.. No Orlaana, La. CatarrH f'tlltHlH 110 I'llill (ilvcH KelleC at otiee. 'Ilioi'onsli fffiiitinent will lire, Not a Llq- FHA' mm plv tlio tiir-i i tin Uivn II Tr'nl. W) c'tit. at ilrnto'l I. 11:1 ri la hy mall retf I rl i-ruil . Huud lorri'ntl i. Sunn i 'yni iilldc nla, KLY U ROTlJ (UtS, Urujtijlits , Uwugit, N" T. mm 8EManreMEDi CMTEtl f: PUIS, tEJ A6HI i 7 I I s IXfNOIS CENTRAL R. l T11K Shortest and Qnfchest Roalf TO - St. Louis and Chiraipo. Tlio Onlv Iino Kumuiur O DAILY TKAlNiS fJ From Cairo, Making Dikkot Conwkotiox WITil EASTEltN LINKS. iKiKB LijiVt Caiho: H;CO ;i in. Moil. vrrivtuittn ft Li.nl y ts't .m ; C'rcuo. H;yi ,k I'onni-ciiiiK at odii, hih! k .iliiHiiain ( r (-'Incia-nail. Leufvillu, ln(!laiia:n)ia ani; p.,1' la Ka.it, i'.'::j." i. m. Jit r-t. J.ouia, hhuI trrlvliK ii st I.oula tins p.m., nd rouuectli.t lor all ntiihta VVuai. Kor st. I.oula and Chrn Hrrlvlntt at 8t. Lra's le.Vj i. iu . , aud Chicago 1 :nt a. m. 3::J5j).ju CiiioJjinati Kxi,vn. virlvin at Cluciniiatl 7:0 a. m. ; Loulavllle J 9 a. 01. j Inillanapo.la i.ej a ni. I'naafLKer. by thia tram rrai U the b. e poiLta lii to 30 UOL'Ks in advatico of anr other reotu. tifThx 9:3ri p. in. e,reaa has I'L'LLM AM aorKJ'lsii CAU (rotn Cairo l 'i Cincinnati, with, ont I'liiinttra, and through ali'epur to bt. Lonlr au't CUli OL'o. 1'ast Time Iv;ast. Kl'llOI'l-u ,,T "throiiK-li to Ha.at. ii. i.T ,u ,(), Wim0,,t 4D.- deia, ni..-(i hy ISi.urtaJ- ititertenliiK. Tho Snt.irdav altrr i ,oti train funu Cairo arrivea In nt-w Vo'k Mon-lay tomuic at lo:;.!. 'J'ulrty ali houralt advanci uf oi ether route, if !'(.' throoifh tlcketa ai-d ,'urtuoi inloruiatlr i i j . I v at Illiuoih L'thirnl Jtaiiruad Dvpnt, Cairo. J- 11. JONKrj.Tlcict Aent A. H. rjAVSON. (in. !'. Agurt. I hlrairc. K. K. TIME CARD AT CAIIiO. ILLINOIS CEM HAL K. K Traina dea t. tMil n: Oi.ir , tKijiren 3:il5 p. m tSi Loula Ex )."lo i. m Train arr-'TS. I tMall H;55a. m. I tfcxprta" in as a. m. 1 t. L. JlaU.,..4:'-0p.m I tat l.oi.la hi II 4o p. m. I. C. tMill t.vu. Kx t.C"OIU ...... t' Jnn-aa. .... st L. Mail .. tSt. L. r.x... K. k (Miuthern Division) 4:4Aa.m t. . Kx. . 10:45 a. ni. tN.O Fait Ex4:lp tn. .. ikvij m. . - -ih p.m. bT. I.. A I ,10::njp.m. S:0 ji in. a oi M. It. It. Eilireaa.... .S:lUp, ia. t.st.L. Mail. . .6:-jo a m ft L. Ex.. B:l(lp. m w ., cT. I. ..4 Mda.m ft I. It. H. I .Mall 4 Ex JtOp.m, Arco'n .....IO:noa.m. .Van A Ki Accom ..... Freight. 4:ui p. in :4'i a.m. I Fr Itht ti : 4. p. in M lill.K & OHIO K. h. Mall ):. a.m. Mall 4'l. p.m. Bxprcaa 11:11 ..in Tl- XArs & r-T St L. Te . Kxi .On.m Cl'ii'J.X Fx.. 10 ia.n. I)i.lly except Sup 'ay. bspr aa iu:u p m. I.Ol'ls It. H. St.L. Tex. Ex 11:15am Chi A Tu Ex lam Dailv Tl.MK (,AItIJ A HH1VA L AND BtPAKTl'UE HAlLS. An at j Hep it 1'. O. I'm PC t. C K. It (l!.r"ui:b lock mail). t a. m. ..It.'uam Sp. ra " (way mallj. " (Southern Dlv. .. ro" Moumaiii It. i(, ,, Wubaah il It ruina ft St. J.ouia It. It St. l.-iula 4 C Iro It. Jt Ohio lilver , Mira l.iver arrivea Wid . iat " di parla Wert , Krl :'"p iu 9 p. m. . 4 iKi. m. dp. m. ,.S:(a . in. 9 p. nj . s a. in ' p. ra. ,. 1 . mm, i I T a. ni. . 4 p m I ll a a. ...1 p. m 1 1 p. m i. M il .1 Sun ,.7:uara to7:ni pm P (I. gen del. op ti from P.O. box ilc!. o tr troni ....A a. m t" 1 p in. Sundav a er. 'e,. oecr from Sa. m. to 10 a. ci. b a. m Ic ID::) am Suniiaia lnx del. opt-b from. itrXOl E -I'lmni;' will l a pu'illal.ed Ir.-ra limn to ilm !n rlty paurra I'liancn yout rarila ac cnrdiuuly. WM. jf. MlMtl'M i ,J'. M THE LIGHT RUNNING 2 SEWING MACHINE SIMPLE THE ONLY SEWING MACHINE . . . THAT GIVES . J HAS NO EQUAL" K&mm SEWING MACHINE GO ORANGE MASS. 30 UNION SO. NY. CHICAGO ILL. ST. LOUIS M0. ATLANTA GA. FOB SALE BYJEr - 111 Ollvu St., (ST. LOUIS, MQ. PATENT S, Caveat, Uu-laanoa and Trmli 'Marki icctt-ed. and nil other patent rnuaea in Die I ntetit Offlco and heloru tha Coitrta pioinpilv anil citrufully atteadud to . I'pun ruewltit nf mode r ikotch of tnvuntlon, I in ko rnruful i xainli iiilon, mid uilvlao at to nnl 'iilabll'tv Kri'eof Chargii, KICKH Ml II) Kit TK. lid I makflNOCHAllGK UNLE88 I'ATKNT IH 8KCUUKD Inlormnllon, advice am' apec it I refer nci a tent on application J. M, LI lTr l,L, Waahlogton, 1). 0. KearU. H, fateut Offlca. J i" mm CO o o