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‘Very good, Joseph—but how do they fit their customers?1 “Oh, I see. In connection with the ma chinery they have an index hand, like that of n clock, they take a man’s measure and set the index to the right figure and the coat conies out just the thing ” “Capital! there can be no mistake in ’ cutting.” “This, yen observe, ladies and gentle men, is merely an improvement on the sys tem of Mr. Allen Ward. The work is done wiili mathematical accuracy,” said Dr. Squiggs.” “Every time a coat comc3 out of the machine,” said Joseph, “a little deli cate iron hand pokes the bill at the customer.” “Oh ho! very good,” observed Squiggs, “short accounts and cash business. Great improvement that, truly ” Several of the trade being present— testified their approbation with loud ap plaudils. “Can’t We have a glimpse of a court v « a«« ruviUf juacpu x “Certainly.” “There goes a black Maria on an im proved locomotive principle. Carries lots of passengers—sixteen, besides the con stables.” “Great saving of time and labor, remark ed the Dr. parenthetically.” “They are put down—and go intc the court—I’ll follow them. What h funny affair, that’s what they call a steam jury.” “Steam jury--some mistake, Joseph.” “No sir. I asked one of the constables Each prisoner is put into a kind of a hop. per and slips down into a groove—then there's a contrivance that lays hold of his head—the phrenological bumps and the machinery acting upon each other recipro cally, cause the body of the prisoner to take either a right or a left hand passage, according to his good or bad moral qualities designated by the bumps on his cranium. If he is a bad fellow he comes out at the bottom of the machine at a left hand door marked not guilty. That's what they call a steam jury.” “And a very admirable contrivance it is,” said Dr. Squiggs. ‘•No possibility of bribing or corrupting that jury, eh? no sneaking into court with a request to be discharged, because they can’t be unanimous.” Here the applause was general, all agree ing that steam juries were the grand desi deratum in our system of jurisprudence: and Dr. Squiggs begged leave to close the exhibition, remarking that the fatigue inci dent to travelling 150 miles into futurity was so oppressive to the subject, that the sooner he was pul to bed the better; “for the Mesmeric sleep,” remarked the Doctor, “tires one more than a hard day’s work in the field, and ii’s a very laborious way to a living, I assure you.” “1 hope, continued Dr. Squiggs, that * every body here is satisfied that there is no possibility of deceplion or collusion in this—and if any man is base enough to snv that he hasn’t got the worth of his quarter, let him step forward and I’ll return him his money.” There was no such unreasonable person present. All, on the contrary, were en raptured with the result of this wonderful experiment and the assembly broke up in the unanimous opinion that Dr. Squiggs was the most extraordinary man of the age. Very Late from Texas. The steamship New York,Capt. Phillips, arrived last evening from Galveston,bring ing us papers from that city of Saturday, the 1st inst. The Civilian says that the 800 dragoons to be stationed at Austin, under Major Fauntleroy, have doubtless reached their destination. They crossed the Brassos on the 3d ult. The returns are not yet all in of the vote upen the adoption of the Constitution of Texas, but there has been no serious op position heard of from any quarter. In Lagrange precinct the vote upon Annexa tion was 251 in favor of it, and only two against it Generals Rusk, Lamar and Houston are the most prominent candidatas named to represent the new State in the Senate of the U. States. The Civilian announces that M. Saligny will positively revisit Texas previously to returning to Europe. Not a word by this arrival do we have from the troops at Corpus Chrisii, to indi cate any change in the healih of the sol diers, or their habits of activity. There is not even sufficient prospect of a fight foi them to talk about. Business continues animated, Mexican treddrs arriving and departing freely. The Galveston News pays that Major Hays and Capt. McCullough, with their companies well mounted, are now on an expedition to the Rio Grand The Lagrange (Fayette county) Teleg raph mentions that during the night of the 12th ult. the town orGonz'iles was visited by a pa: ty of horse thieves, aud 20 of the finest horses in the place were stolen. It is not known whether the party were In dians. Mexicans or white men; but the former bear the burden of suspicion.—Pic ayune. ■X-.::1 1 —.- - ■ - rhmn Ifettmf. SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 15, 1645. The returns of the elections in the dif ferent counties as far as we have heard show that the democrats are making a clean sween of the whole State. From the returns we have seen we can safely put dowu the democratic majority in Missis* sippi this fall at seven thousand votes.— We sh ill in our next week's paper publish a table showing the votes of the different countes in the State, We present to our readers an extract from the Natchez Free Trader, giving some idea of the enthusiasm excited by the possibility of a continuation of the Charleston Rail Road through this county to the Mississippi, thence on through New Leon and other intendencies to the Pacific Ocean. By the way we aic informed that from actual and scientific explorations made by Mr. C. G. Forshey, the route from Montgomery to Natchez would lie ihrough this couniy. Would it not be funny if in a couple of years, yve should see persons in our (own paying their fare to Durango^ to Sinaloa, to California. Although we do not feel very much en« thusiasm in Rail Road projects, generally, yet we would he pleased to hear the shrill screams of the locomotives, the rattling, the hustle, and the (hr-ilities fur aptimn here, and getting away which this road would furnish. So wo say Monticellu creel too, if you bring your rail road through Mentieello we are ready to treat all bauds and the Cook, and take a few shares of slock—on a credit of course. Our South. CHARLESTON AND NATCHEZ. The fact being ascertained that Memphis is not the most elegible point for the ter mination of the Charleston Rail Road which is intended to connect the Atlantic with the Mississippi—and the new induce ments offered by the annexation of Texas for an extension of the road west of the Mississippi—it behooves the citizens of Natchez to make known the advantages possessed by their city for the point of in tersection of the road with the Missis-* sippi. She possesses all the advantages of alj other points, and no. single disadvantage, which militates against their claims for pre ference—slightly south of Charleston,some two degrees; immediately in the centre of the cotton region—the most healthful lo.-ality in the south or west—at a point from which communication cun b.e had at all seasons with the mouth of the Missis sippi and all the Western States—situated, loo, upon that portion of the Valley of the Mississippi, which being narrowed by 'lip approach of the Natchez Bluffs and Ouachi. ta Hills to a distance of some twenty-eight miles direct—by a route that can be ren dered passable at all seasons at slight cost. Crossing the Mississippi then at this point, striking the Ouachita Hills via Trinity or Harrisonburg—thence west via Alexan dria or Natchitoches—the trade of the Volley of the Red River would be con trolled—for the fact is now proven that natural channels of trade may be most suc cessfully competed with by artificial means, canals, rail roads, West, thence, from either point on the western frontier of Louisiana that might be determined on, the Texas border would be struck midway upon the broadside, bound ed by our state on the east:—from this point Texas in all her various departments, her every county might be controlled, while as “the area of freedom is extended” over the rich provinces of Chihuahua, Tamauli pas, Coahuila, Ncuva Leon, Durango, So uora and Sinaloa, nn eve could be had to the Union of the Atlantic with the Pacific, by a route runsing every foot through re« gions of faWertilily, soon to be thoroughl; cultivated and densely populated—a routi which would render unnecessary the.canu across the Isthmus of Darien. Going hack, however, and examinin’ same fealuresof another portion of the route w* find ■ The road is new almost completed t< Montgomery, Ala.—the distance direct, ti which point, from Charleston, is about 40( mile*—from thence to Natchez direct, i about 300 miles—running through thi wealthy and populous counties of Montgo mery, Dallas, Marengo, Sumter, Washing ton, and others of Alabama, containing at aggregate population of over.one hundret thousand souls—and as much productivt wealth as any territory of similar extent ii the Union. Crossing the line, the rotih wnillrl ontnn ihn _: _: * it. . county of Wayne, thence west through th< counties of Jones, Covington, Lawrence Franklin anil Adams to Natchez: an in teresting region of country, remarkable for health and destined to he densely, -opo laied by apasloial anil agricultural popula tion, at no distant day, and with the conn ties which would be directly benefited bj the Rail Road, containing a population o 90,000. Thence crossing the lowlands of Louisia na at the most favorable point practicabl throughout the entire Valley of the Missis sippi—its course would progress through the rich portions of Concordia, Catahoula Rapides, Natchitoches, and operate directly upon the nourishing and wealthy Parishes oi Caldwell nnif Ouachita—containing ir all a population of about GO.OOO souls.— the route through Texas would control the travel and trade of iis northern, westerr and all its central counties, containing h population of 80,000 souls. Then ifilesir able to go farther and Consummate theg/o rious scheme of uniting, annexing?—the Atlantic and Pacific, the route would pass through the following intendencies, so as to control almost their entire trade—Names and population— New Leon, 155,000 Tamaulipas, 175,000 Durango, 54,800 Goahuiln. 130.000 Sonora and Sinaloa, 125,000 Add to them population of Ihe Alabama counties and of Montgomery, 100,072 Mississippi counti s, 90,141 T • i „ ~ __ ii'iuioiuuu i ir-iic.il, UU,-.UU Counties of S. Carolina, 162,532 Total, 1,313,515 Say'one million and fifty thousand inha bitants, in a region whose fertility is sueli that the population may he increased ten fold, and yet find in the wealth of the soil rich and full subsistence. Go on in the work—Push it to consum ■ mation, and let no slight obstacle deter, no pigmy doubt keep back the small aid asked of you in behalf of an enterprise that en rols those who complete it, among the Titans of the latter age. NATCHEZ ERECT! To our friends in Natchez we would re mark ahat the meeting of your citizens called for this day, is one of the most im portant ever held within the limits of your city—her future weal, her prosperity, de pend upon its results, and it may be that to your action this day, in years to come, may be attributed the high stand of the noble and beautiful “ ily of the Bluffs” or her dow n fa 11—her dilapidation—destruction— Nothing on earth, save the accomplishment of the object aimed at by your meeting can prevent her from being sucked in by the huge whirl of the Maelstrom—the genius of the commerce of N. Orleans. Admit no doubts—act, and act promptly in this matter; effectually, and your end is success. There is time for but ono course of ac tion, that is the Go ahead course; there is no time for discussion, and no need for it; you are not called on for means to build the road—but rightly, truly and well to re present the superior advantages of location possessed by your city as position for ter minus of the road. The Rail JRoad spirit is awakening the whole South to schemes of glorious enter prize—and while the steam is up and has c head on, Natchez should seize advantage of it and march onward in the line of glo rious success—golden prosperity. —Concor dia Intelligencer, Democrats. Who resented the insult offered to thi nation by the impressment of Americai Seamen, prior to the war of 1812? Thi democrats. Who repelled the aggression committed by a proud and insolent foe.?— The democrats. After every means ti obtain satisfaction had been resoited ti r and failed, who procured the declaration i of war for the purpose of vindicating the I rights of man and maintaining the national honor? The democrats. Who voted sup \ plies and raised the forces requisite to a : successful prosecution of die second warol independence? The democrats. Who i fought our battles and led our armies to • victory and glory? The democrats— 1 When France had violated her plighted • faith by refusing to fulfill the stipulations '■ of a solemn treaty, after a delay to do us 1 justice of more than a quarteerofa centu • ry, who threw themselves in the breach i between the rights, honor and dignity of I the nation, and insult, degradation and in ' famy ? The democrats. In no emergen i cy have they failed promptly to perform their duty ns citizens and patriots. In the most critical junctures which the history of the nation records, they have been found i fosemost to repel any insult offered to na 1 Jional dignity; to turnback the tide of 1 war upon the invaders; to exhaust treas ures, to pour out their blood, for the pre servation of our rights and independence; and while they have, on all occasions, c vinced a readiness to defend the rights and interests of the country, at the peril of life and properly, is there not * corresponding obligation on the part of the country to support them? Incontrovertible Truth. That emirent statesman of Virginia— second to none in our estimation but Thomas Jefferson,—we mean John Tay lor, of Caroline—has marked with great power and justice, that in ancient times | by the aid of allying oracle, (bought up for the purpose) Lycurgus succeeded in rob bing the people of their share in the gov ernment,'and placing political power in the hands ofafow. This privileged minority were exempt from all labor and all tuxes and were supported in idleness by the toil of the many. So at the present day—the banks buy up our newspaper presses, and convert them into ‘lying oracles’ to gull and cheat tlie people out of their rights.— All the difference, he continues, between the aristocracy of Sparta and that of the the United States consists in this; the former acquired exclusive privileges from the Helots, by the goad and the lash; the latter obtain wealth and luxury, without labor, by the means of paper money. Both “commenced in fraud, flourished a tyrant, and will die a traitor.” Strange that we should declaim against an aristocracy of stars, garters, and ribbons, when wo have one in our own land inconceivably more oppressive and heartless; one “whose iron firms embrace a wuoie nation; whose ears hear every sound, whose eyes see all ob jects, and whose hand reach every purse and every throat.” The Aristocracy of England is a mere apparation, a phantom, a shadow compared with the one now at tempted to be engrafted upon this growing republic. Whenever, says Mr. Taylor, the ancient Aristocracy of superstition was attacked, tl>e priests would exclaim, horrible sacrilege! the gods! the sacred temples! divine wrath;so with the Aristo cracy of paper money; they defend them selves on all occasions by exclaiming, vested rights! sacred contracts! division of property! agrarianism/ disorganizes!— In former Aristocracies, he says, a thirst for blond was cherished, now it is thelus' of power and avarice. ■ The feudal system —the anceient Aristocracy of priestcrait and conquest, were overthrown; upon their ruins one was founded on patronage and paper money; the tool of a king; with* out rank, honor or title; having neither valor, wisdom nor virtue regardless of jus tice; governed only by callous, unfeeling selfishness; its power subtle as the mala ria that pollutes the air we breathe, it could and can, carry immediate poverty and desolation at its sovereign will, into the halls of affluence, reducing its inmates to beggary, and the people to bondage.— This noxious plant has been brought to our shores—its owners have attempted to engraft it upon our Liberty tree, to blight its wide spreading branches, and wither its opening leaves- It is for the people to say whether or not the dark deed of infa my shall be successfully consummated.— U. S. Journal. Another Humbug. The New York True Sun states that a fresh plate-digger, translator, and prophet, has arisen in the west. Whether he is of the Smith family the accounts say not, but certainly he is of the Joe Smith genus . only “a little more so.” The case is , this: a lot of brass plates, bearing matks of antiquity have recently beer; > brought tolight in Burlington, Wiscon > (in. It appear that a certain man whe had for some lime past believed himr self inspired, had it revealed to him, that by digging under a certain tree he would find a vessel containing plates vt ilh insciiptions relating to the aborigines of the country. He accordingly selected three of his neighbors to dig in the appointed place, who, as (hey affirm, after care fully examining the ground, to be sure that it had not been disturbed, dug to the depth of seVeral feet, and found at last the said vessel, which, after being exposed to the air, crumbled to pieces, exposing three plates of brass covered with characters, of the meaning ol which they were entirely ignorant, hut which the prophet has since trans lated. the language from the transla tion purports to be that ofa King or Chief describing the destruction of his whole people and the places where Ihey perished. Several persons have been to see the prophet, and many of them after seeing the plates believe them genuine. Whether this will resolve itself into Mormonism, or be come the basis of a new seel, is a matter of speculation. In either cose it will find adherents. The world is full of d upes, and as it purports to be the work of divine revelation and is oacKta oy the tpstamony of ihree honest men,jt stands a good chance of being successful. Paris Co responder.ee t>f the Philadelphia Saturday Courier. Congress of Masons. The inauguration of the statue ol Erwin, master of the Strasbourg lodge of Freemasons in 1015, and architect of its beautiful gothic cathedral, took place at Steinback, his native town, on the 31st ult. Lodges from all the j adjacent cities were present, «ith their banners and jewels, tilling the grand hall of tlie Hotel deVille, which the magistrate had placed attheirdi-posi tion. The meeting was opened w ith due form on the master’s degree, after which it was resolved to establish a • iasonic Congress of delegates, from the lodges of France, Germany and Switzerland to meet annually in one of the different countries and 'he preliminary steps were agreed upon. I he procession was then formed, and on its arrival at the statue, where a long concourse of people were assembled, apppropriate discourses | " ere pronounced. The covering was | then removed from the statue, and the work examined and tested by the oldest master mason present, M. Beck, President of the Baden Chamber o( Deputies. It is of stone from the same quarry as that of Strasbourg is built, and is spoken of as a tine work of art. A dinner closed the ceremonies of the day, at which a letter was read from the Grand Master of Prussia, Prince Frederick, heir to the throne, recom mending the lodges to abstain from participation in the present religious controversies. I ho belief is daily becoming stronger that there is a difference ofopinion be; ween Mr. Buchanan and the President upon two questions, the Tariff and Oregon. On the latter, which comes especially within tire scope oflhe Secretary’s duiies, it is report ed that Mr. Buchanan is willing to accede to the offer made by Great Britain to sub mit the subject to the arbitration of two friendly powers. The President-is said to be unwilling to accede to this.—A. O.Pii. Important rumor.—Under this head theN. Y. Journal of Commerce mentions, that it is rumored Mr. Packenham, the British Minister at Washington, finding there is little hope of adjusting the Oregon question either by compromise or arbitra tion, has proposed to leave the whole terri tory in its present condition for 20 years, under the joint protection of England and the United States, and with the stipulation that, at the end of said period, its then in habitants may attach themselves to either country, or erect themselves into an inde pendent sovereignty,as they may prefer. —N. O. Pic. “1 can’t” has ruined many a man, has been the tomb of bright expecta tion and ardent hope. Let4‘l will try” be your motto in whatever you under take, and if you press onward you will steadily and surely accomplish your object, and come off victorious. Try — keep trying—and you are made for this world. 4 “Have you got a ticket, air?” asked Ihe door-keeper at the National the other even ing, of a gentleman who was entering the ; boxes. :_■: ■; “7 ickct ?—no, I belong to the press, was the reply.” “ What press, sir?” “The Orleans Cot/on Press,” answered the wag. “Ah, very well; walk in, sir,” said the door-keeper, too much tickled with the the cool impudence of the joke to demand the m money.—Pic. P A down east chap, walking with a lady, accidently slue,tiled and fell. The lady, thinking to commiserate his mishap, observed that she“regret ted his unlucky faux pas.” “I didn’t hurt my fore paws,” replied he, “it was my knee.” “I Meant To.”—“I meant to have told you of that hole,” said a man to his friend mho stumbled into a pit full of water. “Nomalter now,” says the other, blowing the mud and water out of his mouth, “I have found it.” For the Southern Journal. A Lover’s Sonnet. BY MRS. C. E. DA PONTE. Hasten soft wind and when amid the gay, She moves with eyes of calm and tender light, i Ar.d forehead pole as foamlit waves at night, And toice harmonious as the warbling lay, Of birds that usher in the fragrant may, Whisper soft wind that she remains the bright, , Pure empress oftliia heart whose sole delight Is thus to muse on moments pastaway, j O whisper this, and tell how little I Have known of joy since last I saw her lace, i How the bright stars, lamps of thechangin sky, Woods streams and every silent place^ Bears witness to my truth, O whisper this then die, On those fair lips soft opening buds of — grace. | Monticello Cotton Market. Class of Colton by A. <$• L. IJccr S; Co. ,, Ordinary - - - 5 a 5* Middling, - - . 6 a Gl Good Middling, - - 61 a Oj Groceries at Covington and Jackson' pri ces with the frieght added. Perions bring* V, their cotton and should not be satisfied F with the prices, we will advance from $20 1 to $25 on the bale provided they pay stor* X age to D. F. N. Turner who has made pre- rt paralions to store cotton. J New Orleans Cotton Market. ‘ CoUrected Weekly. a October 27, 1845. t Louisiana and flississippi, Itlfcr'c • • . . 6 a 61 Ordinary . . . . 6ia6i | Middling . . . 7 a 7i I Good Middling . . 7ja71 | Middling Fair ^ . . 8 a 8i 1'ilir • • 8* a 81 Good Fair . . gj a9* Good and Fine . . 10 a II LAW HOTWB ROBT. H. BUCKNER, HAS resumed the practice of his pro fession and will practice in the Court of Chancery held nt Monti ;ello, and the Courts heheld at the city of Jack- <n. Ad- 1 dress, Jackson, Mi. November 15, 1845. 18—If. y) t Clothine. ! JUST received a splendid assortment of Clothing, comprising every article of Gentlemen’s and B>y’s wear: fyr sale cheap by A. &, L. BEER tfe Co. Nov. J5, 1845. Hats! Hats!! CASS1MERE, Silk, Fur, Gloss and Wool Hats, just received and for sale cheap bv A. &• L. BEER &, Co. Nov. 15, 1845. Calicoes. . Pieces Calico of different ptlcrns Uw from *4o 37* cents per yard, just aeoeived and for sale by ■ A. &, L. BEER & Co. ( Nov. 15,1845. I Lowels. fC/'k PIECES 1 and 50 pieces 4*4 for sale by A. & L. BEER &, Co. Nov. 15 1845. Carpenter’s and Black Smith’s Tools. A large nssosiment of Carpenter’s and Black Smith’s tools in store and for A sale by • A. L , BEER & Co. . *■