Tensas gazette. [volume], December 09, 1910, Image 7

About Tensas gazette. [volume] (St. Joseph, La.) 1886-current

Image provided by: Louisiana State University; Baton Rouge, LA

                
Cause and Effect
O account of its economy, as well as
operdo halking resaults. Snowdrit HoBgies
ld is universally used by Bakers. Hotels
sad all who use great quantities of shed.t
wisa. Snowdrift is the mot health.
hi tirkle known lot taking the place d'
heglard. It is composed of ihlg y relined
on seed oil, and a slight proportion d
heel hi. Snowdr(ft Hogless
Lard is sold by aln progreive dealers.
and imitated by many unprogressive
auiatdurers. Beware o the imnpel
tiea, named to sound like it. and put up
i packuges to look like the ORIGINAL
STANDARD SHORTENING- o
Snowdrift Hogless Lard t ]
TIE SOu(rlEN COTION OIL CO.
ISw Orc. Sw erk C(aeag Uaras
mae for rl r . .- and
risA er .t.. -4 pry ..
weecty pne slaS.
EL & So0, SS
a IS. R 5a T.
ROOSEVELT'S REAT BOOK
"African GameTrail"
Needed-a man in every place
to aell thils amous new bhnk.,
Bring it to the famlle in
your localit We give you
k c ,, m lsm ias r . T a k c thl . ;'r ' ea t
chance. Write for p rpe~-'us
º Charles Soribner's Sops
1Hi (.L a) ifM Ave., l.* Tat
Its simplicity is a strong feature
of the
KNOWN THE WORLD OVER
NEW MADRID SEED CORN
taeially slected, extra clean and pure. Both
wsite and yellow. Put up in even weight sacks. F
Car Lote a Specialty.
SlUar Neweum A Co.. New Madrid, Mo.
NO TIME TO LOSE.
Bug-Hey! Wait a minute, fMrs.
Snail.
Mrs. Snall-I can't stop, now; I am
going to town to do some Christmas
shopping, and it's November now!
Mixing His Dates.
There is a story of a man who was
so transported w!th joy as he stood
up at the altar rail to be married,
that his thoughts reverted to a day
when he stood up at the prisoner's
bar in a court of justice to plead
"gullty" or "not guilty" to a criminal
charge. So powerfully did that, the
most painful event of his life, obtrude
Itself upon his mind, that when the
clergyman put the question, "Wilt
thou have this woman to be thy
wedded wife?" and so on, the poor
distracted bridegroom answered with
startling distinctness, "Not guilty, so
help me God!"-From Tuckerman's
"Personal Recollections."
The Winning Candidate.
Two candidates for the same office
came Into a certain town one day.
The one called at a house where a lit
tle girl canme to the door. Said he:
"8lssle, will you please bring me a
glass of water?" Havlng brought the
water, he gave her some candy and
asked: "Did the man ahead of ume
give you "anly?" "Yes, sir." Then
he gave her a nickel and said: "Did
he give you money?" "Yes, sir: he
gave me ten cents." Then, picking
her up, he kissed her and said: "Did
he kiss you?" .."Yes,. sir, and he kissed
mamma, too!"
AN EFFECTIVE HOME MADE
KIDNEY AND BACKACHE CURE
Easily Prepared Medicine Which Is
8aid to Regulate the Kidneys
and End Backache.
To make up enough of the "Dande
lion Mixture" which is claim,.ed to be
a prompt cure for lIackache ant: Kid
ney and Bladder trouble, get from any
good Prescription Pharmacist one-half
ounce fluid extract Dandelion; one
ounce Kargon Compound and three
ounces Compound Syrup of Sarsapa
rilla Shake well in a bottle and take
in teaspoonful doses after each meal
and again at bdtime.
Those who have tried it say it acts
gently bit thoroughly on the Kidneys
and entire urinary system. relievlng
the most severe Backache at once.
A well-known medical authority rec
Ommends the prescription to be taken
the moment you suspect any Kidney,
Bladder or 'rinary disorder or feel a
constant dull Iackache, or if the urine
Is thick, cloudy. offensive or full of
sediment, Irregular of passage or at
tended by a scalding sensation: or for
too frequent urination during the
night.
This is a real harmless vegetable
mixture which could not cause injury
to anyone and the relief which is said
to Immediately follow its use is a rev
Sation to men and women who suffer
from Backache, Kidney trouble or any
form of Urinary disorder.
Th is surely worth trying, asu It 1=
e mixed at home or any drugglist
wil do tt for you, and doesn't cost
mue.
Siloam Gradually Losing
Some Part of
Towers Menace
By WILLIAM SCOTT PALMER
ROVIDENCE and prudence," said Swedenborg, "act as one."
I see earthquakes and volcanoes, wrecked ships, innocent men
suffering while the guilty prosper. I see microscopic parasites ph
slaying their thousands and mosquitoes more dangerous than th
quick-firing guns. Disease, pain, misery and the incidence of N
death, working by a grim law which is morally an indifferent
chance, seem out of all connection with love or with justice. in
Mly heart sickens as my mind's eye surveys the world where
every living thing lives in some peril; and where the peril w
turns to disaster as that or this "tower of Siloam" falls with- I
nut distinction upon young and old, just and unjust, valuable or worthless
lives. Or so we say when the tower falls upon ourselves or upon those a
whom we love as we love ourselves. o0
Now and then something happens in the world to rid us of one of w
these dangerous towers, these indifferent agents of death or misery; and
we breathe more freely. b
For example, malaria and yellow fever are growing daily less terrible, ly
and whole countries over which that tower always shook and often fell are
freeing thenmselves from a death that slew indiscriminately, unlovingly,
unjustly. At least this is what men say of it when it smites them in some
tender place.
Before the "black death" other powers destroyed and we have so far S8
forgotten them as not to be aware that they were once of serious magni
tude. Rain, hail, snow, ice were dangerous enemies among men long ago. t
They were lurking and dreadful powers against which it was of little use y.
to fight when their strength really was put forth. When floods rose the
river drift swept men's poor treasures away and often the men themselves.
Ilard winters came with havoc such as the "black death" wrought in T
the later days. And for Anthropos, son of Pithecanthropos, most of the er
forces of nature bore at times irresistibly; in fact, they bore with far
greater severity upon him than upon his animal cousins; he was indeed
one of the most easily injured of animals, and towers of Siloam fell upon t
him everywhecre.
h
These things drove him to defense, and by degrees he learned to guard p
against their worst results. IHe learned to build houses with rocks and 8
upon tfunks of trees. IIe developed his caves and lake dwellings into ,
stronc places where he was safe from many of his enemies, even from tem- s
,_pest and flood. lie made clothing, he made weapons
and tools, he made boats, lie baked bread and stored jc
meat. One by one the towers lost some part of their "
menace. One by one he converted natural things to p
his own use, even those which had formerly been peril
ous for him. This process of his conquest passed on
into our present process; and we are conquering still, J
exactly in the same fashion. t
Cannot anything be done to protect the
people from that dangerous weed, poison
Protect ivy?
People I myself have not been a victim, but
Peojple one of my neighbors and a friend of his
From have been badly poisoned?
Poison IOn the way home from work one day
Poison they cut through a prairie in order to short
M enace en their trip.
Coming to a place where the weeds were
high, my friends used their hands in ma
By R. G. DUNNE king their way and thus happened to touch
some poison ivy.
Not knowing the dangerous weed, they
went along and, perspiring, wiped their brows and necks with their hand
kerchiefs. Naturally they touched with their bare hands their faces and
necks. Both sufferers are now laid up in pain from the effects of the poi
son ivy.
How many more people have had a like experience? I knew a man
who happened to be a victim of this poison ivy and, unconscious of what
his ailment was, at first thinking it scarlet fever, he called in a doctor, who
told him he was a poison-ivy victim.
At a state fair out west not long since a
scientist in the employ of the state sanitary
M any board slaughtered several head of cows af
D fected with tuberculosis before a large au
an er dience, mostly composed of farmers.
Of Disease The animals, after being killed and
Dary dressed, were lifted by block and tackle to a
in Dairy platform so that the crowd could see
CO'WS whether the doctors were right in their
diagnosis.
By J. E. EMBREY While the slaughtering was going on
dof Minneaplis, Mina. there was a good bit of murmuring on the
part of some of the spectators, and it was
bruited about that the. exhibition was a
claptrap performance to get more money for the state officials, who were
conlducting a visionary scheme.
But the malcontents were silenced when the professor in charge of
the demonstration showed to the satisfaction of every man present by dis
playing the diseased organs of the slain animals that they had in reality
Ihe n suffTcring from the worst of all plagues.
'lThen the profetssor went on to say that human beings could contract
the disease by means of drinking the milk of tubercular herds and that no
milk should be allowed entrance intq any city unless the cows furnishing
tfe supply be subjected to the test which will show whether they are
healthy or the reverse.
Why is it that American women submit
to the foolish dictates of fashion from Eu
Vigorous ropean countries? For instance, the '"hob
Protest ble skirt." Is it possible that American
women are unaware that by submitting to
Against tlse foolish foreign fashions they make
p umor'ed themselves ridiculous in the eyes of intelli
Fashions Why, some hats come down to cover a
big part of the face!
How perfectly ridiculous!
By G. EDWARD LIND
Have American women no taste in mat,.
ters of dress? Is it necessary to import
our ideas from France.?
The colonists threw overboard the tea from King George.
Why don't their descendants throw out the foolish, freakish fright
from France?
These imported fashions are eyesores to sensible dressers.
The "chanteclei'r" idea is responsible for the whokrte slaughtr af the
finest birdse.
VEAK, SICK BJ
PALEFACES In
Will Be Interested In This Sugges
tion From the Pen of a ba
South Carolin u
Lady. y
str
Gramling, S. C.-"I wAs so weak," at
rrites Mrs. Lula Walden, of this
lace, "when I began taking Cardui, wi
hat it tired me to walk just a little. WI
ow I do all the sewing, cooking, o
lashing and general housework, for y
iy family of nine, and have not been
a bed a day. m
"I was almost a skeleton, but now I -,
reigh 160 pounds, and am still gain
rg. I think Cardui the greatest rem- s
dy for women on earth." of
You ladies, who have pale faces,
allow complexions, and tired, worn
ut expressions, need a tonic. TI
The tonic you need is Cardul, the
roman's tonic.
Cardui is the ideal tonic for women,
tecause its ingredients are specifleal
y adapted for women's needs. They
,elp to give needed strength and vi
ality to the worn-out womanly frame.
Being a vegetable medicine, contain
ng no minerals or habit-forming drugs
if any kind, Cardui acts in a natural
way, and is perfectly harmless and
safe for young and old.
in the past 50 years over a million
adies have been benefited by this
standard woman's remedy. Why not
rou?
Please Try Cardul.
N. B.- W'rite ,: Ladles' Advisory Dept.
'hattanouga Medicine Co., 'Chattanooga, di
renn., for Sjer'iaJl ultruatiu. and 64
)age book. "Home Treatment for Wom- T
'n," sent in plain wrapper on request a1
All in Good Time.
Seven-year-old William had become D
the proud owner of a pet pig, and in- ft
sisted upon having all the care of it
himself. After a few weeks, as the
pig did not seem to thrive, his father
said to him:
"William, I'm afraid you are not
teeding your pig enough. It does not
seem to be fattening at all."
"I don't want him to fatten yet."
William replied, knowingly. "I'm wait
ing until he gets to be as long as I
want him, then I'll begin to widen him
out."-Tit-Bits.
He Couldn't See.
Little Jack's father was the teacher
of the Sunday school class of which
Jack was a new member. He had been
told that as this was his first Sunday
he would not be asked any questions
but he must pay close attention just
the same.
So, on the way home his father
asked him who it was who killed
Goliath.
"I don't know, I was sitting on the
back seat and couldn't see," was the
ready answer.-From Norman E.
Mack's National Monthly.
HE SUCCEEDED.
b
Blueflsh-o Shad thought he'd get
into society by coming to the sea
shore, did he?
Base---hy, yes. They had him for
dinner at De Wealth's the first day.
STOMACH MISERY VANISHES
Indigestion, Gas, Sourness and Dye
pepsia Go and Your Stomach Feels
Fine in Five Minutes.
If your meals don't tempt you, or
what little you do eat seems to dall
you, or lays like a lump of lead in
your stomach, or if you have heart
burn or a sick, sour, upset or gassy
stomach, that is a sign of Indigestion.
Ask your Pharmacist for a 50-cent
case of Pape's Diapepsin and take a
little just as soon as you can. There
will be no sour risings, no belching
of undigested food mixed with acid,
no stomach gas or heartburn, fullness
or heavy feeling in the stomach, Nau
sea, Debilitating Headaches, Dizzi
ness or Intestinal griping. This will
all go, and besides, there will be no
undigested food left over in the stom
ach to poison your breath with nause
ous odors.
Pape's Diapepsln is certain cure for
out-of-order stomachs, because it pre
vental fermentation and takes hold of
your food and digests it just the same
as if your stomach wasn't there.
Relief in five minutes from all stom
ach misery is waiting for you at any
drug store here in town.
These large 50-cent cases of Pape's
Diapepsin contain more than sufficient
to thoroughly cure any case of Dys
pepsla, Indigestion, Gastrtlis or any
other stomach disturbance.
Scant Pasturage.
"I am afraid that moths will get
into my bathing suit.," said Maude.
"It would be a shame," replied May
mie. "The poor things would starve
to death."
Pettlit'sa Eye alve for 2ke.
Believes tired, congsted, inLmed a
drugist or"Howrd Bros., Buffalo, N. Y.
It is better to inherit a ortune than
to marry onme.
ksem.''u u1 w. , " indare LA Mr HAIR P...., SL1 . .
IABY'S GIFT FROM HIS PAPA
iheritance for Which Mother Did Not
Seem to Be in Any Great
Degree Thankful.
Richard Harding Davis, at a foot
all game in Philadelphia, praised
be voices of the young undergrad
ates shouting their weird college
ells.
"It makes me think of a Locust
treet wife," said Mr. Davis, smiling.
She turned to her husband one night
t dinner and remarked'
"'My dear, the first time I saw you
ras at Franklin Field. Your head
ras thrown back, your mouth wide
pen and your face was very red
ou were yelling your college yell.'
"'Yes, I remember.' said the young
ian.
"'And I noticed,' she continued,
,hat a remarkable voice you had.'
"'Yes, you spoke of it at the time,'
aid he. 'But what makes you think
f it now?
"'Oh, nothing,' said the bride. 'Only
wish the baby hadn't inherited it.
Chat's alL' "
DOES YOUR BACK ACHE?
Backache is usually kidneyache.
here is only one way to remove the
,ain, you must reach the cause-the
idneys. No better kidney remedy
 . exists than Doan's
Kidney Pills. They
permanently cure all
kidney ills.
Mrs. M. C. Morris,
546 Pacific Ave., Ala
meda, Cal., says:
"For twelve years I
suffered from kidney
trouble. My back
ached so intensely I
lid not receive one good night's rest.
[he kidney secretions were suppressed
mnd the bladder burned and pained.
Fifteen physicians treated me with
)ut benefit. Then I began using
Doan's Kidney Pills and was relieved
prom the first. Continued use cured
me."
Remember the name-Doan's.
For sale by all dealers. 50 cents a
box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
DISCOURAGEMENTS OF LITERA
TURE.
Mrs. Quiz-Has your husband ever
been accused of plagiarism?
Mrs. Spacer-No; and it discourages
him, too. It shows he has never writ
ten anything that's so good other peo
ple would like to claim it.
Deafness Cannot Be Cured
by local applicatlom, as they caot reach the d
eased portion of the ear. There I only one way to
sire defnems, and that to by eostltutloasl remedes.
Deafne is caused by a Infssmed eoodltlon of the
mucous lining of the Eustachlan Tube. When this
tube Inflamed you have a rumbling sound or ae
perfect hearing, and when It In entirely losed, Deal
aa Is the rmult, and unl the Ifammtlioa mcan be
taken out and this tube restored to Its normal eoodl
on, hearing will be destroyed orever; nine cases
out of ten are reased by Catarrh. which s nothlng
but an inflamed condition of the mucous surfaces. -
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any as o
Dealnm (caused by tarr that cannot be cured
y gallU's ctr,r Cure. Bend otr ebrula.e, free.
F. J. CHENEY & CO.. Toleo 4.
Not a Bad Chap After All.
Hawks-Oh, well, Jones isn't such
a bad fellow, after all.
Taylor-What makes you say that?
"Well, he wouldn't lend me the $10
I asked him for, but he didn't take
advantage of the opportunity to give
mo good advice."
DISTEMPER
In all its forms among all ages of horses,
as well as dogs, cured and others in same
stable prevented from having the disease
with SPOHN'S DISTEMPER CURE.
Every bottle guaranteed. Over 600,000
bottles sold last year $.50 and $1.00. Any
good druggist, or send to manufacturers.
Agents wanted. Spohn Medical Co., Spec.
Contagious Diseases, Goshen, Ind.
Penitent.
Irate Father-Wretch! I saw you
stealing kisses from my daughter.
Young Man-I admit it, but I am
quite willing to give them back to
he'.
What 'dou. you Low wht you ase kug.
ro oale Is planly plintd oa .ry bottle.
PnmonIt an Cot n samptIo iron tal
wtiosh. It5 dlri dvre oat temalaia
sal e irod builds rd th e cmhP. de bs
At the County Fair.
Visitor-And so that is what they
call the wild horse of Patagonia.
What do you feed it?
Zoo Attendant--Wild oats.
Pneumionia and Consumption are al
wysrecededby an ordinary cold. Ham
draws out the inflammation, breaks up
the cold and prevents all serious trouble.
Every time a man is mistaken for a
deer it counts one for the deer, who is
very well satisfied.
What Eurp UYie tno ] to tk
ondIttIone Try murine In your mysa.
It isn't every ball player who can
make a hit on the stage.
Good luek llkes to visit people who
are not expectIng It
S. 8CASTORIA
For Innt ad ChildrM .
The Kind You Have
ALCOHOL3 PER CENT Always o
Algtalbk Preparation rorAs
msitain  tFoo.edmRs- Beans the
gIhto Smmmsand Boawls 0
PromotesDi#stion,Cheerful
nessand Rest.Contains nleith er
Opium.Morphine nor Mineral
NOT NAR C OTIC
&º (oroIdkSAsNeIA7amo
t 'r 1 In
Sperfcta Remedy orConsi.pa- u.,
tion. Sour Stomach,Diarrhoes,
SWormsConvulsions.Feverish- s
Sness and Loss OF SLEEPr
ac Simile Signature o4
Lf MZCETARC . Thirty Years
Te CENTAUR Co.c 1
NEW YORK.
ranted under the Feod a
1Cn Cop!m o[ wasn Y. - I m ...w...
Dry Your Clohes on a Wet Washday
With a New Perfection Oil Heater
When clothes can't be hung
outside, and must be dried in a
room or cellar, the New Perfection
Oil Heater quickly does the work
of sun and air. You can hang up
the wet clothes, light your Perfecl
tion Oil Heater, open the damper
top, and the heat rises and quickly
dries the clothes.
Do not put off washing to
await a sunny day in order to avoid
mildew. Dry your washing any -
da with hot air from a
RFECTIO
Ah. soer mklus an .&we s
It ges as ach heat as you desire. It Is safe, odorless
and smokeless.
It has an stomato e-lod' fla me pre e vhich
prevents the wick from being turned high enough to smoke, and
is easy to remove and drop back, so the wick can be quickly
cleaned. Burner body or gallery cannot become wedged, be.
cause of a new device in construction, and can always be easily
unscrewed for rewicking.
An Indicator shows the amount of oil in the font. PFller-cap doesnot need
to be screwed down, but is put In like a cork In a bottle, and is attached a the
font by a chain. lnished la japan or nickel, strong and durable, vell-made, bult
for service and yet light and ornamental. It has a cool handle and a damper top.
Standard OiýCompany
A AT LAST!
dd No ... aamba hea---m men
week, a udios hbor.
We abmel.nly pr es iq.rd mla to
Ask for our free hhlen t hdd dam md
tero Co., Dlci bc s Tex a s me
Try ths mw ead bs way. Moy bac
The "0'w8 THI WEIGoHT or THU HO0" Conteet cloa Nomber aS, eter
which winners namee will appear here.
KEUREKA Will Keep Your
EUREK ftHarness
HARNESStough as a wlre
black as a coal
UIIICN I . - STANDARD OIL COMPAN_
Household Lubricant
THE ALL-AROUND OIL
I T1n UaYn, EEm-kaovY TIN OtLE
Sspeelaly elocted for ay eed i ti
hotm saves tool fren B.cam can
not break. Does not sumner become rancid.
MANUPACTUNED CVO SALE UY
--Saadr OH Cemamey STANDARD OIL COMPANY
0.n *~l Claac)(wp