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BILIOUS, HEADACHY, SICK "CASCARETS" GeRty cleanse your liver and sluggi-h bowels while you sleep. Get a lO-cant box. Sick headache, hiliousness, dizzi tress, coatied, tongue. foul taste and foul breath-- always trace them to torpid liver; ,I !avid. fI rmi'nting food in the boni lis or soiir, gassy stomach. I'< ,sonrmis matter t logged in the in trestini . instead of !4.:ng cast out of t11, -vsti-m is re-absorbed into the bloiod. \Vhen this poison rieaches the delicate brain tissue it causes con gestion and that dull. throbbing, sick ening heada, ho. ('ascar.ets immediately cleanse the stomach remove the sour, undigested food and fonul gases, take the Pxcess bile from the liver and carry out all the constipated waste matter and poisons In the bowels. A Cascaret to-night will surely straighten you out by morning They work while you sleep-a 1i cent box from your druggist means your head clear. stomach sweet and your liver and bowels regular for months Adv. Would Get Him Out. .\ w chol i II i". t, rl'. \\holt \\:tn "\s ltulltin In - :I l;.- f : ,x ili irit i im i'. lset the follw\\ing ull'"'itiim : If a a:it ifell into a iottoml-.4 pit. gnd tlinmeld up txxo feet for every three it fetll,. li,\ Intll; \ uhld It take to get outlt" 'Thlt proved :I re, hltir puzz{l" to the lads, am ll 1,11 ltlhI t l, h \ i \iti i- t at lhe problem i ith ii 11 llx . :iiil c \lc,-'r both sides o5 f hiii stllt, \\itlh cilculationlll "Herer ' " xcliiimit the il i Ipector'. al he notieild hilt hi'ad lit woirk. "Stpli doing tli t. IlIven't ywi the sinseI to See th:it the cut cotldin't i,i lily get ont r' "(h, yes, ihe coutld, sir." replied the hy, brightly. "If you'll IIonly- hi\e m# tiime I'll biring him out t :i Australla." Important to Mothers Examine carefully every bottle of OAST(I ltA, that ftaillus old remedy for infunts and clhitlren, and see that it Bears the . Signature of In Use for Over 30 Years. Children ('ry for Flhtcher's Cautoria Picked the Right Spot. Sk . ', \ i '; "" :1 i li i, l l il 11 , 1. ;ill a i I : I- ii t n iit hI-u , "'T ' il itilll' lt jug' li~ lilnee f ,r i Yr i, l'ril ' d : ." 0 "\\ h:" " 'l ii ,1,; ·,'l lx \\ IIh, rl, l . Not Much Trouble. " ) 1 . III t d\\h: itt . , i : i. ,It * Ii * ,li. \ ihat?" "\1\ 1\ ih1l'h-ch.'' "- ; 1 it . i ] ii\\:i)- \\-x4T liuc'l,3 iI "in light \1r. ." uc Ik. COVETED BY ALL but ipoissssl lby few--1 beautliful betid of hair. If yours Is streaked with gray, or Is harsh :iual stiff, you can re store It to its former biuntly and lus ter by using "La ('reole" Hair Dress lig. Price $1.0o.--Adv. Man Who Knows. 'Th le do lt,,"r ', y I slu wio king t414) hIrld." "I'll putil ii ore faith in thait iihai auisis if it oiniiic, fromii yiour Ihos." Only One "BROMO QUININE" o eth rnllln, rail fur full nam LAXATIV' rlO*IMO tIINeINo Iii fr sliuznatlur of H. W ,IlAVM'. Curt,. a Ci',id 11 One isy. Sa c. "o-d tte wvitlh h,'r :UZV. Meat Eaters' Backache Meat lovers are apt to have back aches and rheumatic attacks. Ut'nless you do heavy work and get lots of fresh air, don't eat too much meat. It's richl in nitrogen and helps to form uric acid --a solid poison that irritates the nerves, damages the kidneys and often cause. dropsy. gravel and urinary dI-+ orders. Doan's Kidney Pills help weak kidneys to throw off uric acid. Thousands recommend them. An Arkansas Cse I I :. Kendall. R. sFeiuTi I'. D. No. 4, Mac igilerl" nul lla. Ark.. says: "I had a throbbing ptin in ily ,ack and pre ness In niy loins that 9, tI I oticl nostly 4'. when 1 stopiltd or r I turned qui kly. r often had tihumiplng headaches unil was , miserable in evrx S way. Two boxes of Sloan's Kidney Pills removed all t here al ments and made my kidneys nor mal." Ces Daab' at Aa Se. US. a am DOAN'S tLr SPILLS iqTE6M~mBAURN CO. BUFFALO. N. Y. Farmer-"Thea iy lt oli wt to kno. if es'. a bh ma th houe. Whai' I ite 'em ?" His Wles-"Tec 'em if th seed a bst. h'd basre .k mt before they cos. Take a bath of course, and every three hours while awake take a 4e of Boshee's German Syrup It will quiet your couth, soothe the inflanmatlon of a sore throat and lungs, stop the Irritation In the bron chial tubs, insurilng a good night's rest, ftree and easy expectoration In the morningal. That old time-tested renmedy whkb for more than half a century has brought'relief and comfort t' countless thousands all ever the civilized world. 25c and 78c at drug~ists and dealers everywhere. APPENDICITIS . sm , se. *5, ema s. saassssr.. ma cee /i -`- r m tlo gilln, a ARCIT , IRCLE GIRL A DREAM I "Unspoiled Child of Alaska" Came Fresh From a Chicago Beanery. NLW YORK HAILED QUEEN Beautiful Eighteen-Year-Old Maiden's Triumph Harks Back to Kansas City, Mo.-Laborer Claims Her as His Daughter. New York. --The -IIi ft tr ll over which .lss Louii de Inen hmtl born "Iitu-lr iic" ;fterl' i :h ii\ l lit N*w\v York uine' tinu. :lgo. :tInnltItuting s"he \tu. !"'r nit hle' w ilel of Alttk:tl . -teekin the dlc1lchts of ci\ lllzitiion. -i.\\-el uip mater:::lly :t \w eek itnter" \\h*ln "Nick Sa-chet. bl,ore.r of K:mt-u.s ('ity. Mo., , l:illlrn l hler" 1 I 11 l.utll:ht+e'r. lF':ir fro I' belin' a plhti w r minor in an ice.-fgiri et l i ul'h.i thet. . ii n 1 h-ri' h l i he Is h+,r fnther" is ul, ho, e-t daty workintnmtl t it, Kl m-u.. t'ity, w ,ere the only ire. tit intbhle om.Ie fronlt thi1 lrefrierati l' : plant, :n111d \\here thel stk.r- l rI-rl ptrv ii, the chief toitll off real inatur. -. IIe -ain,l that his d iughter. Louise,i . had int,.,.,l lr n in Alaska. Sh,, had pi.ts-i t- yeiars up i there. he said. workilngn it a ioarding hoise- anti get ting her exercie on the runwavys he tweeln kiltchens and dining rooms nttl not the dlg trails over the hills. Of "Jtack" Ma loney. the somewhat aston iheid Mr S:'lhten said he hadl heard aiso. ".ac'k." a('t r, li ing to this evi ildnce,. 1In -maioonkeeletr it Fairatnks. .\huska. whio n:v,, MNils Sicheni the dita Miss Sachen in Bear Skin Clothes. ,ndl- -h, ,,\hibit- in Nett Yorkk. ano *whitoti. Mr. SBI-hel said earnestly, he adviseid her to marry "while the going Vt ý as good." lnxstea. d of unitritTnony. Misxs Sutcllen I. chose to go to N-ew Yolrk "to see theilt high buihlings and big places," and I she wlent, hlie says, as she canl go aIny pil('te "if she' can raise the dough to bhu l groun i itt ." Tips Herself to Papers. When -Ih Il-h into. N.w York, Mis Saichen tanik at suite in the farthest north of one of tiht len:ling hotels-. Not nianny hour later ta vtoiie called i ltp iti i'ity editor iofi i- ofi ti-" nI-'isj:ll' r~ i S. "-{, i'-ti-ri-id iat th,' hi-ti-l is a very JIp tty girl. ii ct1:i hitir of at weilthy nlni-;- -if Alhsk:t. h, li t-I< h initte ,lt iif the I wilds for thl fir-it timhui -iiii sih' wts an. Infant. Ih·r Ilait.- Is Miss Ioilse Su-hi-n. her vhi-i i iiii - wrnt en if Ni-w York. iht tr-ilty it rs whi-h she is s--i-lig four li tirt tile. eti.. sh. . tii hi- intireti-ng. Sit.- ittus hear skini cilitihis il hItir trli uk, goild nug Et-s iln hIr hnIltutlli. and (.verythlling. 1htrry, hurry. hurry ' \hitetifuli-wl. thiii stilr situ reliortier slii diwn a brie.ns pohu and with on. jump he was int-id., the hotohl. Sure i-niough. Ihi-re wis Miss Sit ihi-it - diii ilure. prtty girl \\ith sft brown eyes. Amil shit liI thli le-Fr-skill clothes :tIl llnlcc'ts~t -n I ivi-rything. The itu-ivspael I" 0 lumnin- wi-ri uuittid toi h-r nll t .-lv thi' lltixt nlorlln ilg. bitt ivury ittorlitig silt.-. mail tf the unslutoilid chil of th,. froiZIi niortlh haltd tl1i-un to ta-utnit high er thati alny stuck iif \\htetits Iai hard working girl in i bi-toltn.xrV ever saw. Thinr-i \ni-ri- titter friml I kindly men iatiih wott-ti. nll iv.-r thti i-ity ti-llng hit that thiyy,h lt riaiil if her iandt hal seen heir lic-tures i1 th l IiiewslUlpi-rs atnni adlvlslng her "nort to let the great dr,,idful lcity stoll iher ,eanltlifully fresh views." Her Dreams Shattered. 11er ldrti-ins if bii-g :it "l:tldy among swell peItlti" shuitter-d. lMiss Louise Sachell. who enptitvaited Niw Yirk by posing i.s "the queen of Alisktu." ald nlttid here that she could not "put It across" in Chicug,,. w\heru- site got her \\Wthentl -he w-'itt tii I'hichllgo from Kansat ('ity. Mix-i Stchin said. she just "'lltyud the liainlo" titlnt "ran downtiwn fir thit lidy I was with, who was run nititg a lbet-auty ptrltir." OIn Ir waiy tlow-n State str-eet. said .Mhs SaItheIt. she envied tle idazzling ladies of socilety whuo passed her in their limiousines. She wanted furs PRISON IS "HOME" TO HIM I After Serving 27 Years in the Peni tentiary indiana Man Wants to Go Back. Alamosa, Colo.-- There is no place like home, even if It is only the peni tentiary. "I want to get back home again as soon as I can," said Juan Medina, a half-breed Pueblo Indian, whena haled Into a justice court here on a charge of bgiaary. aMF:ritAN AMBULANCE FOR RUSS Li . . t ,ll., wI ln, ,luI r inia n Ali gvenerosity, but Russia also mn, in fr ter h ire \i .\1,, ri':n :inhll:iu·cee division has .been sent to aIni l htis gained reat I ire for Its valitant and efficient service. The phllh t,, r .ll1h siwh,\ ,(w 1 4 of lli .t.li'ir~lll Ii nllnce that has been chosen by the (;rl IniieI "I:ttinn. ut:luhtiiir f the czar, for her own and Is here seenl In itual sI'rvice in the ('r:i' thiins. like ihlr . :i ll!e tok h r savings. v:" Ik l ,y :1 i 'l l' It f 'i N\ewv Y i'rk. it here her ,!re m - ii' ',.re r, a l l, d , u n til N ic k A a - chean. twr f:ithtir. I,f Kn-'its ('ity, broke I lhel till. \Mii- Satihein was the 1'11i7 sensation ill Nex\t Yoirk. Shet "lput it ac'ross." as -llt Ilirll,"ated it. on newsplapet'rs, society, ild tlle jaded Jongleurs of the cab airt. i \hli \\htelcomted her novelt y and iiiln,ict, iittias they wtuldl i fresh sum ltrlt - It il-t'ztZ. 'The'y haid laughed joyously when MIi. Sachtlit'n. "the girl who grew up with sledge dtolI and could mushh the trail like :in E.kinml," told them : "Town Stacks Up Pretty WVell." "DIiddy jpro:nioilcd tit I shlultl see iithe Sttts when I grew up. This two stanks tip preltty well beside Ki uyukuk." "Queen of tillhe snltws," the \\rit'er' dubbelld tlht wo~ndering young girl Ias Ithy opliened, her eyes to( thi' illmarvels of New York. "Whhat iilprtesets you imost in Newt York?" aI reporter had asked hetr. "'The wvomen, of coullrse." shelit hl:i relliued. "The' v:it nim ber of plr'ly wonlioll whli liook like faliry pictures. Ilnt I lm llilsto1 lisi! ll at the way they rouge?" l,, th, nl t ",1le in .\laskn?" she \V II l\l ll *i I -t ro-j i l yoirl c iheek t ti itlt t ht .I littl ' i t"'!,,:i ltl ) f ittll' 11 I II t1 " I ' ,liei . lit' , . ill i I 1 . I 1i : ti e i .. I " I n .\hs ka. , e ill the ciy X\is .1-1 "Su rka She My. That t. daugh ter.' i "Sure, She's My Daughter."i I When "Nick" Scht'n was asked there over ttwo years workin' in "A LITTLE CHILD SHALL LEAD THEM" Httle curry-haired sx-year-ld daugh- t ter., Dudly. <rs. Itro n. iho Is a native t.f LoitiIIi. Ky`.. had bten suI1ng her huslIanIt ft r a seplt:'arltin,. nid for the custtdy f thei'ir little Dlaughter. Whilet .tliting the hearing befoire Jutlge Cohiulai. little Dudley maneu t1retl tht hanids of hler ptpa and mlan nitllt 'e- iher aniLd I lleti theli side by sile until they were slillinfg into each other's faces. Smiles led to speech over the little -girl's curly htiir. "Let's talk it ot-er." sait MIr. Brown, .and Mrs. irtiin consented. Anti tiit' little girlie sobbed. "I want to lit' wltii both of you." "I have served 27 years In six terms - within the penItentiary," said he in good English. "They always treAtLit well there and I want to get tiX. Medilna, fifty-six years'btld, has fate furrowed and shrlvele#? vth timet. witth straight hlack hair. t ttt'rv :i"p': ance of a crim.in.tlindiffer lit to his Yfate, oas boundthr/or to the March term of the disohyct court. SI Featrless. iFearless ers -hlilib soonest into crowns.-8 cespesre. PIGG SAYS HE CAN'T STAND NAME LONGER I Portland, Ore.-James Averal 1 l'igg of this city, is so sure that o , his name is a handicap to his life that he has asked the coun- , ty court to change it. Mr. Pigg says in his petition that his , Snamllllle is a constant source of : annoyance and humiliation both 0 Sto himi and his wife. He de Scelares friends and others com- 0 0 inenting on his cognomen have S'caused a nervous strain which i he is unable to hear. 0 hoardin' houses, I believe. No, I don't klnow nothin' about Kuyukuk. She played the big towns for the best jobs, I guess.' "Ii:ainind?" added the parent claim a:lt. :lnd there was a note of pride in his vole'. "Yes, she sure has 'em. (Ot 'ill savin' her wages, she said. ".:ick? Yes, I heard o' him, too. .hack'- her feller up there. lie runs a ~:Itlon up in Alaska. I wanted her t, marry him while the goin' was good. hiut he wlouldn't promllise to." a.; .1ne. Su s i che'll says, his daugh ter \w,;:Iried of Kansas City anu t,:,r t ,l fr v iher fields. " h, a:dded "she heat it to C'hi :,1 t, ] c4 uld get SS a woek 1hee,'. Now. I seen all thoi e lliecc s ill tlh. , Y\ p r i: l rtl ,, bitt 5ut someon[e has It 11-. re,',unten d to himt that Louise I,, I , ingly ti her "dogs." who t irl,.,l hi th- irough lthe vastness of n ll h ' .\lr,-l, tIn her sled. Knew Dogs All Right. "ý l ii t :Is a wit'ness itn . dog cas'1 to rurt last sulnsUler," said lilthe tlle_'ed iparent. HlIre ta young man, who was listen in1: impllatlli ntly to S chlen. andignantllly :Inni~,(u tllhat Miss S1Chen's old friends diiu't \\ant to, be called "sle'igZ doigs," and added scornfully that wheiln aite went to court to testify ill favor of a dog accused of tlting a lperson, she "was all dolled up." She w\\ore. among other things, some silk stoekinlgs. a bird of paradise feather :nd white dress--"which was some short.'" ,endled the chronicler. All of thijs. of course, is contrary to .Miss S"lihe.. She said when she ar ri\ved h1ere that she was a child of na ftrile wi\\- kntw- i:laucht of civilization t\ that g riinl t'red frotl -leeting trains :is sheI' s51ped to Ne\ York. and during :t short 1paulse in Kansas City. where she stayed with ti half sister. She tIId of her log cabin, of the men-folks lalboring in their chill tenthouse, and of "the spring clean-up" which gave her gold in "her poke" to come to New York. Admits She Is Impostor. With eyes reddened from weeping Miss Sachen admitted in the hotel that she was an impostor. "('Chiiatgo, was too wise for me," she wept. "but It was easy to 'put it across'' herte in New York. And I'd have kept It 1up. t(,). if pa hadn't 'spilled the leans' in Kansas City." Miss Sanchen said she got tired of be ing "just nobody" in Chicago. She had visited Alaska once with her aunt, and one (lay she mentioned Juneau and Fairbanks to a friend. She noticed it made a difference. Her other friends soon began calling her "the girl from Alaska." Miss Sachen determined to be a real ienlsation. She took all her savings alnd "blew" into New York with a rush. and registered from Kuyukuk, Alaska. Says She Is "Done" With Father. \lhen she was finally caught after her discovery, Miss Sachen had this to say of her father. Nick: "And here's me makin' him an Alaska nliner and strlngin' gold nug gets around his neck, when he's only tin owl watchman out there, and he throws me down. Well, I'm done with him. I'm goin' to keep on being the '(;irl fromnt Alaska,' I don't care what happens. "Just being Nick Sachen's daughter never got Ine nothln', and when I come here and said I was the daughter of :lnl Al.ska miiner all the swell people of New York I never imagined would speak to me took me up and I had a tchllte to get some real money. "Why. I was going to bring him here and make him my secretary. Now I sllpp,,se I got to go back to pushin' plugs." "l'ushin' plugs," Miss Sachen ex plilled -:as the work of a telephone operatlr. Lives With Brain Exposed. ,M,'Kit ,k, Wis.--Bernard Archer io this , .y 's still living after part of his skul. w:- blown away by the die ch:trge 4,f nis shotgun. The move nlent of his brain can plainly be seen Archer was returning from a clay bird iooting event when a rabbit ran across the road in front of him. In going through the brush his gun wan knocked from his hand and wan din charged as it struck the ground. Ie was still able to walk lat town after the accident sad han never been un conscious. FARM LOAN ACT. i I. The Co-Operative Banking System Established Under It. (By Frank R. Wilson. federal loan bu reau, Washington, D. C.) The federal farm loan act, adopted in Juge, 1916, and signed by President Woodrow Wilson shortly after, creates d a comprehensive, co-operative banking system to lend money to farmers and I prospective farmers for purposes of land purchase, farm development, and a the refunding of Indebtedness. The system consists of two main di. visions; a money-assembling agency, f through which the accumulation and i savings of the country are gathered in, and a money-lending agency, through which this money is distributed for agricultural uses. The farm loan act, in brief, pools the farm mortgages of the nation; issues a collateral trust security against these pooled mortgages, and sells these se curities in the open market. The establishment of this co-opera tive banking system was made neces sary by reason of the fact that b:Ink!< - in most partr of the United Sta.~ts have not possessed the facilities to properly take care of farm loans be cause these loans required too long a time to run; because interest rates to farmers have been too high, ranging from 5 per cent per annum to 5 per cent per month; and because private money-lending agencies had not real - ized the reflex advantages to them selves of a long time, amortized loan to the farmers. E Machinery for Its Application. The machinery provided in the ap- Y plication of the farm loan act has three main divisions: P First-The federal farm loan board ti In Washington. D. C., composed of the c secretary of the treasury, William O. -McAdoo, chairman ex officio; George s W. Norris, farm loan commissioner; n Herbert Quick, Capt. W. S. A. Smith ii and Charles E. Lobdell. u Second-The 12 federal loan banks o throughout the United States. Third-The national fnrmn loan asso ciations. each comlposed of ten or more I farmer-borrowers, which asso'iations t secure loans for their members from the federal land banks. The federal farm loa;n board is in b charge of the entire system. Its first important duty was to divide the coun- a try into 12 ,:nk districts anld locate one federal land bank in each. This bhord also provides the hInlks with temporary governing boarlds during the process if growth. Later a sste'll r of co-operative self-governlmnt will be i innlugur:atlled undetr which theli as<cia- I tions of farme-irs will direct tlihese big financial institutions, unler the super vision of the federil fari:i lan tlard. IEach of the 12 federal lahnd I:llnk I trts lu<iness with a palil-upll capital of , 0).iHn,. hsrill.ibd by the g'v\ rn- i a ment, if private investors do( not sub scribe it withlin iu) dlays after thli bhooks anre opened. These banks have tilhe right to lend to national farm loan ais sociations up to 20 times the capital stock of the banks. The lending ca- 1 pacity of these banks is automatically I increased by requiring the farm loan I associations to reinvest in the capital stock of the banks one-twentieth of the amount their members borrow. Thus the capital stock of the banks in creases in the same ratio as their I loans. The banks acquire additional 1 money for lending by selling their own i bonds to investors. Without Profit to Individuals. When a bank lends money and takes first mortgages on farms in exchange, it issues bonds against these mortgages and sells the bonds to produce more money to lend. The bonds issued by one bank are secured by the assets of all the banks operating under this system, and the rate of interest on the bonds Is adjust ed by supply and demand. The rate of interest charged to members of farm loan associations for money which they borrow from the banks, cannot exceed by more than 1 per cent the rate of interest paid on the bonds. This mar gin is provided to pay the cost of opprating the banks. So, if the bonds sell at 4 per cent and the cost of operating is 1 per cent, the interest rate to the farmer-borrowers will be 5 per cent. If the cost is held down to one-half of one per cent, the inter est rate to the farmers would be 4% per cent. So, briefly, the members of the as sociations of farmers borrow from the banks; the banks issue bonds against the farm mortgages and borrow money from investors; the farmers invest an I amount equal to one-twentieth of the amount they borrow, in order to pro vide an increasing capital for 'The banks, and the whole process is done under governmental supervision and without profit to any individual. No Hindrance. "Pop, will you answer me one busi ness question ?" "Always glad to, my son. What is It?" "When a community goes dry can a firm there liquidate?" Lucky Mermaid. S"There goes a millionaire and his young wife. He first saw her in a div Slag tank." "Well! Well!" "TI 'hanks to his money, she's been in Sthe swim ever since." Art's Main Point S"I always said Pushkey was a bad musician. They didn't accomplish any i thing worthy of art at his organ re - cital." "Oh, yes, they did. They took up a collection." Why? r Why does the sound of a bell cease Swhen you touch it? Because sound is due to waves in the air which strike 1 the drum of the ear. When a bell or L gong Is struck it vibrates and produces waves In the air that reach the ear. SWhen you touch the bell the vibration is stopped and there are no more sound waves. Duty That CDomes to All. Even a busy man must take a day oR sooner or later for the purpose t pttsndlng hil own tfneraL CALOItMEL SICKENSI I SALWIATESI DON'T STAY BILIOUS, CONSTIPATED I Guarantee "Dodson's Liver Tone" Will Give You the Best Liver and Bowel Cleansing You Ever Had-Don't Lose a Day's Work! Calomel makes you sick; you lose a day's work. Calomel is quicksilver and it salivates; calomel injures your liver. If you are bilious, feel lazy, sluggish and all knocked out, if your bowels are constipated and your head aches or stomach is sour, just take a spoon ful of harmless Dodson's Liver Tone instead of using sickening, salivating calomel. Dodson's Liver Tone is real liver medicine. You'll know it next morning because you will wake up feeling fine, your liver will be work ing, your headache and dizziness gone. your stomach will be sweet and your bowels regular. You will feel like working. You'll be cheerful; full of vigor and ambition. Your druggist or dealer sells you a 50-cent bottle of Dodson's Liver Tone DfSTEMPER H or CoATInRAL L V!Rt APINK Y ND ALL NOSE AND THROAT DISEASES Cures the sick and acts as a preventative for others. SLiquid given on the tongue. Safe for brood mares and all others. Best kidney remedy. 50 cents a bottle. $5 a dozen. Sold by all druggists and turf goods houses, or sent, express paid, by the manufacturers. Booklet. "Dtstem per, Cause and Cure," free. SPOHN MEDICAL CO.. Chemists, Gosheu, Ind., U. S. A. Needed Provender. That rolliing stone amonig authors., Harry tie hindt, tells the following I good story of his adventures on the Yukon: One day he and a "partner" he had piicked up in Dawson were going on a trip ii nidwinter. The cold was, of course, intense. Just ns they were on the point of starting, his companlioln dumped a number of hard. sharpl-pointed articles in the sleigh, pitching them rather I uncereolniousllyl on top of a sack of oatmlxeal. "Look here." protested De Windt. "don't put th liose tent pegs on the oat meal. They'll poke their points through P the hg aind tlhere'll be a leak." "These ain't tent pegs." e'xliainled the other, rather scorlnfully; "they're I hteefs;t ks.' Anld "o they were, cut aind re:adly for Iuse o t l ie liiei of march. A DELICIOUS DINNER Rre:ik : qularter pa:ckage of Skin ner's Macaroni ilnto lil irg \water, l.il ten' I" I\\ tw'ele llin ltq's. drain alld bthinli(h. "1"-Iai' 01 parr, of co,1'! chip'oll. hiihld Macaroni and tomalto mlole; put in llyers ill a shalll(o\w dish and oxver with bullttertled cr'1i1. l;ike until lriwn. JuIst try thlii once. Skinners Macaroni cani hi' secured at any good groVery store.- .l\. Rats More Learned in Ohio. Rats destroy tn an averag; ' of $3:l1) wortlh of catalogues each ear' at (Ohio state unive'rsity, ai'iordinligi to LesI'ter E. Wolfe. secretary of the' entrance hoard. The rodlents. which infest thlie bIasement of University hall. where the catalogues are kept. nihhle tilhe hinding of the hooks in order to get the paete which holds the leaves together. The common methods used to get rid of rats, such as poison and traps, have long since been given up as useless, for the rats, pirobably because of their environment. are too wise to be tempt ed Iby either. SYRUP OF FIGS FOR A CHILD'S BOWELS It is cruel to force nauseating, harsh physic into a sick child. Look back at your childhood days. Remember the "dose" mother insisted on-castor oil, calomel, cathartics. How you hated them, how you fought against taking them. With our children it's different. Mothers who cling to the old form of physic simply don't realize what they do. The children's revolt is well-found ed. Their tender little "insides" are injured by them. If your child's stomach, liver and bowels need cleansing, give only deli cious "California Syrup of Figs." Its' action is positive, but gentle. Millions of mothers keep this harmless "fruit laxative" handy; they know children love to take it; that it never fails to clean the liver and bowels and sweet en the stomach, and that a teaspoonful given today saves a sick child tomor row. Ask at the store for a 50-cent bottle of "California Syrup of Figs," which has full directions for babies, children of all ages and for grown-ups plainly on each bottle. Adv. Akin to Marriage. Willis-What system do these mili tary airplanes work on? Gillis-One person runs the ma chine, and the other is just an obser\ er, hut hoth of theta fight. Willis--I see; just like being mar ried. Disciple of Jefferson. Siht-W\\hy have you lnever married? H--I anl opI-ted ti entangling nl lia 'ce".--'oistli Evening ' ralniiript. THAT GRIM WHITE SPECTRE, Pneumonia. follows on the heels of a neglected eiugh or cold. )Delay no, longer. Take Mansfield's Cough Bal sam. Price 50c and $1.00.-Adv. There is II 'athiulic daily newspallli published ir Ti'ntsin. China. SeIiLL TONIC old l . 47 yarme. Foy Mali, -Chinm o n d Fenvr. Al aFim sns e a bsengsa easnsag Tesu. Mer me oo ds iemsn under my personal guarantee that it will cleat your sluggish liver better than nasty calomel; it won't make you sick and you can eat anything you want without being salivated. Your druggist guarantees that each spoonful will start your liver, clean your bowels and straighten you up by morning or you can have your money back. Chil* dren gladly take Dodson's Liver Tone because it is pleasant tasting and doesn't gripe or cramp or make them sick. I am selling millions of bottles of Dod. son's Liver Tone to people who have found that this pleasant, vegetable, liv. er medicine takes the place of dangers ous calomel. Buy one bottle on my sound, reliable guarantee. Ask your druggist or storekeeper about me. Adv. Innocent Recreation. Father had demandedl a heart-to heart talk with his only son. "I am told that you are given to gambling," lie said sternly. "I admlilt it," tlihe son acknowledged, "but only for sminall stakes. "()h, as long tas it is for something to eat I don't mind." thlie father said. ACTRESS TELLS SECRET. A well known actress gives the follow ing recipe for gray hair: To half pint of water add 1 oz. Bay Rum, a small box of Barbo Compound, and '~ oz. of glycerine. Any druggist can put this up or you can mix it at home at very little cost. Full directions for making and use come nto each box of BIarbo Compound. It will gradually darken streaked, faded gray hair, and make it soft and glossy. It will not color the scalp, is not sticky or greasy, and does not rub off. Adv. His Suspicion. "Do yeon know 'why IIthe rilderrtii',n. :ttenda:nt :it the wetddiin is cailed the 'best roan?, " "I dlid not kiiow h.lo're I was lhar ried." rteplid skimrlp little MIr. M.eek. "but vy s.ot e rwlt'1rttard I began to it- ' t." -- -.1 l itl .. PREPAREDNESS. Prepare for next washday by taking home Red Cross Hlall Blue. Ask any good grocer. Red Cross l;all Blue im parts a clear white; nlakes you smile when you see the basket of beautiful, snowy white clothes. Ited Cross, the blue that's true blue.-Adv. Sure Enough. 'lThe' doctor s:iys I'i e atin> too imuchli sweet stmt'. S01< neal makes you lazy. Think it doiest" '"loiaf stil;ir llliltl." IMMEDIATE ATTENTION should be given to sprains, swellings, bruises, rheumatism and neuralgia. Keep Mansfield's Magic Arnlca Lini I ment handy on the shelf. Three sizes -25c, 50e and $1.00.-Adv. The actuality of today seldom looks as good as the theory of yesterday. The cashier should he known by the company tlhat keeps hitm. WHAT IS 'LAX-FOS LAX-FOS Is an Improved Cascara A DIGESTIVE LAXATIVE-- Plasantto take In LAX-FOS the Cascara is improved by addition of certain harmless chemijals which increase the efficiency of the Ta Scars, making it better than ordinary Cas cara. LAX-FOS aids digestion; pleasant t to take: does not gripe or disturb stomach. Adapted to children and adults. Just try a bottle for constipation or indigestion. 5oc. everqthing about a rainq daq seems <t to saq -to keep dry, to work in ,.'comfort .wear theflSH BRAND REfLEX SUCKERI 3. DEALURI EVE WrVIII A.J.TOW I. IAi1TW. SITK (WE 1T-STOCK UIE R For Horses, Cattle, Sheep and Hogs. Contains Cop perus for Worms, Sulphur for the Blood, Saltpeter for the Kidneys, Nux SVomicsa. Tonic, and Pure Dairy Salt. Used by Vet erinarians 12 years. No Dosing. Drop Brick in feed-box. Ask yourdealer I for Blackman's or write , BLACIIAN STOCK REMEDY COMPANY - CHATTANOOGA. TENNESSEE " ISUSI EA MTS" "" t"A i'J11: W. N. U., LITTLE ROCK, NO. 7..--1917.