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■ ,__ PORT■ GIBSOWf IIERALR. = 1'orl >011)8011. Clniliornc County, Miss., September 1, 1812. \»A ® • fto. 1. ■ ..... ———r,,. I ) The Admiral took the chip, and placed *1 will ho. after you directly. And how, - FROM TIIK ■ ..... ———r,,. I ) I Tl IK PORT-G1BSON Hid»* ^ ^ « , P; bi.ishkd every tiu 2?.» ——r'fvf' POM. A I« 8 if |Pkice of Si nsC *'* r vQVR J.H)f<bAl»8 in a«l r ^^vUjiTwlitwn received for less than ,ra»»""- " " .jrrrii.cmrni« «Mb. in X pvKRTisEMKNT.T-AU r , , ine9< or F I,fd first innert ion, and half price for III all cases where per liberal deduction will ! •lit one. ,,|j giibs<«l< l< .^advertise yearly, a ratlin ein" candidates, Five Dollars each, offices, and Ten Dollars lor state .. payable invariably in advance. Lhn job work must be paid for on delivery. TyVil letters must ho post paid, or they "dl "be attended to. 3> © sp i&je' -__ FROM the crescent city. BIR DS. ■ bin's ! (he birds of summer hours ! j jiey bring a gush of glee [ r„ tiic child among tho fragrant flov. era— fj the sailor on the ecu. ! \Vehear their thrilling voices, in their swift airy llight, ...j the inmost laart rejoices ! With a cairn ami pure delight. tm.J the morning's fragrant dew, Aumi lhe mists of even, yhey warble on as if they drew i n-.a music down from Heaven. their holy anthems tame pealing through the nir, r hearts leap forth to meet them With a blessing and a prayçr. I I when m n isu e h is a n e o u s . FRO.'.I A EATS ENGLISH WORK. i SIR FRANCIS DRAKE'S FLEET. I Various accounts have been given as P <rFrancis Drake's origin. Some say H vitii:? father was a clergyman in Devon r;—-ollicrs that his father was a sailor, lull events the outset of young Drake •tears to have been in an humble capaci : bi fur lu ne favored bis industrious ap iti n, and he gradually rose to émi nce. The traditions relative to Sir •each are very numerous. It. is said he brought fresh water to Plymouth, ■ I?)Aiming his horse, and riding about srimoor till lie came to a spring suffi ■Aly copious for hU design, then whcel jround, and pronouncing some magic&l rds, ho galloped back into the tq$i ih die stream in full flow, and lbrq f I ma chtnumsihi the horse'« h cela .ffijjP how deavly doIToveThese yarns; !lv>w extremely insignificant do facts when placed by their side. The niuds rigged him out as a dragon— ; x-Gc( ffrey makes him spit fire—and a country tradition shows that water >tire proper element for a Drake. Now ; this is natural enough in its way, jvigh a little marvellous; yet what sail prefer tho common-place fact a S r Francis was a skilful engineer, as eilns a man of great wealth, and with I combined he brought the pure cle -nt into Plymouth. The other is a re ■ rr'Mnlc for the marines; aye, the horse rincs," for Drake was mounted. 1 have another or two in % m ■ would But a 1 though I can only chop them A'jsh rt lengths like old junk, yet the 'm-spinners may knot them together, '■i reel off a fine ball in the middle Many persons entertain an idea, ■-•Ù even history asserts it as truth, that brush Armada was conquered by royal of the maiden Queen.— -G bless your hearts, it was no such f —at least, so they say in Cornwall '■Devonshire. The true version is this. - r Francis was lying with his ship at Ttnonth, at no great distance from r/! ' is called Stonchouse Pool, and his were carousing m-hore. es excessively fond of a game at -it was natural to him to use balls i[*aknock down his enemies—and he was •saying with some friends on the Hoe, rat n g'|own the Kink cf .Spain, and tipping e Mhe roy«l family with great glee, * lcn p n express boat arrived with tidings f;: 't the Spanish fleet was then in full ca reer up the Channel. ^«stäche, looked out to seaward, and ,. ;Cn continued his game to the end.— ' y he had only his own ship in the port, ? P/ l ie A rma( la was reported to be the fugest armament that ever floated on r ( ^° ccan - The danger to England, there was extremely imminent, and per ,j| n3 Wou Fl conceive that the Admiral felt 'l P ef il in which his country was placed, ••yutute of defence. Not » bit of it; he • Vr A betrayed the slightest emotion, but . nn o his boat he pulled on board, and 'hat they should bflng him ! eh of wood and an axe. Ills orders t|! .Promptly obeyed, and the sturdy old _ ,,' r " l . r ' l | doffed his splendid vest and sash, i&Mk 3 arrns t0 ^ ie shoulders, and seiz pI . axe , stood over the block like an a is jj !tlc,5Cr; lns omuch that many of his ■ ! % ~~ an d some from old recollection»— f ,f a . to Feel if their heads were tight up Vj s ae!r shoulders or not. But Sir Fran m f' ltcrl, uned no thoughts of decapitation I !i e;jf , 0u §h it is probable he had an eye to I n*T nGy ' by wa > 7 of ransom. Down I *!» n j . axe u pon the bl«>tk,and off flew i Aj.v' ZC( ' hroad chip. I je a ' ic f ' s F s trying on it," said one of the l i Dit?r i ' t{ß - ant * c,ear > «tûymites. he's go# I A if (.Mil in hUcve." Æ ■ ; re. in cl r ■ » - The Ad Drake twirled his :♦ , ê i '«re ÜfeL ( The Admiral took the chip, and placed jj carefully in midships, then raising the ;l vo down it came again, and off flew ano tC^chip, which was deposited by the side nnlio first, and thus he continued till he had ns many chips as the old shipwright 11SCI | to carry out in bundles from the > Iocli .' before lier! St.Vincent put a stopper on it, all ranged along in order. Ho then walked to and fro, with a devil may-care sort of look, muttering some t j,j n g himself,or to an invisible compa nion, and it was noticed by all hands that there was a mighty strong effluvia of sul phur, which almost chunked them. * As soon as he had done lie called to his favo rite steersman. "Yo hov, Dan," his name was Dan Mc Cormick, "Yo hoy, Dan, raise /his two decker," and he pointed to the first chip with his toe, "and launch it over the bul wark "Lord love y er honor," exclaimed Dan, looking esrnestly in the Admiral's face, it ud go agin iny conscience in such a purdic.klement as this, lo call a bit o'chip j*a t wo decker." "I did not tell you to call it anything, ! returned the Admiral fiercely,"! told you to launch it overboard; but since you have taken upon yourself to doubt the fact, and 1 must not. have a shadow of doubt thrown on tiie subject, l ask you whether this, and bn again pointed to the chip with his toe, "is a two-decker or not. Well! Lord Almighty bless your hon or, why your honor knows I'd sw ear it was parish church, if so be as it ud please you," returned the man, "and arter all there's not much difference atwixt a chip and a ship. "Is it a noble ship or not, sirrah?" de manded the Admiral, "let me have neith er delays nor doubts. "I'll take my oath it's a ship, replied the steersman, with a half laugh and pur ser's grin on his countenance, for he tho't the Admiral was cranky, and it was the best way to humor him. IIow many guns does she carry ? Quick —no delay—but tell me," asked the Ad miral, sternly. The seaman looked at his chief, and broad humor and generous sympathy were struggling for the mastery. At last he said, *1 for ed ful is ■e ■ •* ish a ed the a it sel 4( a « ». "Just as many as your honor pleases. "I Imve no choice in the matter, sponded the Admiral : "Bear a hand, sir rah, or this axe shall fix v ou." The poor fellow thought that the TaTter words were sixty, for he was somewhat alarmed when he saw the axe swinging over his head, and without hesitation lie answered, "Sixty," "Then launch her over the bulwark, I wiil make exclaimed Sir V re and prepare to jump abord. Captain, Dan," you Francis. The steersman looked round, expecting to see his shipmates laughing at him, but their faces were grave and serious, except that now and then there were some fits ot coughing and sneezing from the imbibing of the sulphureous vapors. "Needs must, when the devil drives, mumbled Dan; and he felt a kick behind Ay, ay, shouted he, "I'll launch it directly. "Get up, sirrah," angiiiy commanded the Admiral: "what are you sprawling there for? I think you made too free an acquaintance with the ale-jack. "Did'nt your honor kick me, then?" said the steersman, in a tone of offended dignity, as he rose up. "I never raised my foot nor touched you, Dan," uttered the chief ; "I designed your welfare; but, if you do not instantly fuifil my commands, take the consequences.— A GO gun ship will float you, I suppose?" —this was said ironically—"therefore the moment you have launched her, jump a board. and take the command. Dan rubbed the part where he had been kicked; but, like a lucifer match, the fric tion made it fizz and blaze so, that he quickly left oft', and demanded, "Am I to jump overboard, your honor? 1 ' "You are to launch your ship, and im mediately spring on board of her," replied the Admiral, apparently vexed at the de lay. "The Spaniards are at hand, and we want ships to fight them. Bear a hand." "As to fighting, your honor, I can do a bit of that with any on 'em," answered Dan; "but what I'm to do in this here — Iiowsomever, it's no matter,—here goes," Every soul on deck, both officers and men, were anxiously watching the pro ceedings, and their looks betrayed the deep interest with which they beheld the Admiral's favorite steersman advance to the bulwark. Dan cast a glance, half rue ful, half comical, at Drake, as he uttered, "Here she goes, your honor, ship, and Dan MacCormick Captain:"and flinging tlie chip into the current, he promptly jumped after it. For a minute or two all was consternation at the seem ing rash act; but they heard Dan's voice hailing, "Long life to yer honor!—here I am, sure enough;" and looking astern, they beheld a fine noble 6G gun ship, manned and ready for sea, dropping out with the tide. Make sail for the Bound, Captain Mac-^ Cormick !" shouted the Admiral, ^proudly : a .. that rolled him over the chips, sir," U all 55 of it He then took up the chip a GO gun 4 . ( 'X *1 will ho. after you directly. And how, gentlemen," turning to his officers, "w ho's for another chip of the old block?" Seeing is believing,—and there wa j the evidence before their eyes, that chips would be turned into ships. All eagerly pressed forward, and, one by one, the chips were handed. Dan's example was follow-] ed to the letter, and soon a proud fleet was under canvass ready to meet the foe. Drake, with his banners flying and his trumpets sounding, led the van,—aud what was the result? They fought aud conquered. The place off which the Ad miral's ship was lying when this wonder ful achievement was performed is called "Tho Devil's Point" to this day; and every body knows that "A chip of the old block" is a popular saying. There, shipmates, tell that to the Ma rines, and see what they will make of it. The circumstances are currently believed amongst the legendary lore of Devonshire; and many an old lady in Cornwall will vouch as strongly tor its accuracy as they will for the hieroglyphic in Moore's Alma nack. For myself, I have no intention to enter into an explanation relative to an affair that must be palpable to tho most common understanding,—tlie Armada was well beat, persons and nil, and the Spani ards attributed its defeat to necromancy. How far the above narrative may justify such assertions, is not for tnè to determine. THE KIOUT OF SEARCH. Interesting case .—By the hue accounts from Europe, we are informed that Great Britain begins to bo apprehensive of the non-ratification of the treaty of 1811 by France, but relies much on the treaties of 1S31 and 1833. treaties that the King of the French ex pects a majority in the House of Deputies, recently elected. The treaty cf 1811 is not yet ratified by France, and yet Brit ish cr tisers assume a power on the seas which plainly shows to what extent they would extend it, if France were to ratify that treaty, and the United States to be come a party to it. The New York des Etats Unis contains the following: "About two mouths since, a French merchant vessel, in sailing from Goree, met an English cruiser, which hail ed her, and made preparations to board her. The French vessel had to obey, but the English cruisci did not expect to find a French cruiser so near in sight; it was, it is true, but a cuiter, carrying only 10 * pnw wlhSo .tiie Etigüg bi ■•^tulaox carried 18. The commander of the cutter per ceived what was going on, he made sail and succeeded in placing himself between the two vessels; declared he would not permit a vessel 'Us country to be sear ched by a foreigner, hat he alone had a right lo visit the ve el, and no one else should do it. With f.is intention a boat was let down, under the command of an officer. The English officer on his part performed the same manœuvre, pretend ing that as he had seen the merchant ves sel first, and hailed, which was it some sort the beginning of a search, it was to him to continue it. The French comman der replied, that if the English boat was not called back he would fire at it. The English commander did not pay any at tention to this notice. Then the French officer executed his threat, and recalled his boat. At the same lime he ordered it is in favor of these j dâr all on board for action, and declared to the English officer that a fight was inevi table, and that the English would ap proach the merchant vessel only after sinking his own, if it couid be done. The English officer could not stand such bold ness; he recalled his boat and the search was made by the French officer."— Cres cent City. Genius not impaired by Age ,—"It is worthy of notice," says DTsraeli, "that some of the most lively productions of several great writers have been the work of their matures! age. Johnson surpassed all his preceding labors in his last work, the popular .Lives of the Poets. The Canterbury Tales of Chaucer were effusions of his advanced age; and the congenial versions of Dry den were thrown out in the luxuriance of his latter days. Milton might have been classed among the minor poets, had he not lived to be old enough to become one of the most sublime. Let it be a source of consolation, if not of triumph, in a long studious life of true genius, to know that the imagination may not decline with the vigor of the frame which holds if. There has been no old age for many men of genius. 11 More Mysterious Music* —The fol lowing is rather antiquated but is still "as good as new :"—Crescent City. "An old farmer on visiting his potatoe field one evening after a sultry day in July, was astonished at hearing some indistinct murmers in voices of a strange unearthly {1) sound.—On putting to the ground, however, he found the murmers pfoceeded from the young potaloesfwho were getting much crow ded; and many of them shouting to their, neighbors, "jUiy fmder , lay fur ears VS mà I l 'âÉttâàMÉ. '.&.u • * m * FROM TIIK LYNCHBURG VIRGINIAN. ANNIVERSARY INCIDENTS. Observing, in the last Norfolk Beacon, an account of the celebration of the 4th ol July,.at Wiiliumsbtir President Tyler, we run our eye over the toasts for the purpose of seeing what the good people ol that ancient borough think of llis Accideney; but to our surprise, we found not a single complimentary notice ol Monsieur Veto. YVc hud heard indeed, that Mr Tyler was not remarkably popu lar in Williamsburg, yet we bad supposed that at least one voice would bo found "so poor to do'reverence," if not to himself, to his station. But in this wc were mistaken. Instead ol being "freshly remembered in the flowing cups" of his old neighbors, he is not even alluded to, unless indeed the following, being the 7lh of the Regular Toasts, is intended as a significant rebuke to the nascent ambition of our "highrcach ing Buckingham: "The Presidential Term: One term, and but one term, whether the President he elected hv the people, or elevated by the act of God." YVc hope this hint, which is almost as plain and emphatic as the Irishman's, will not be lost upon tjic providential Presi dent; particularly as we find it repeated among the volunteers, by Robert Ander son, Esq., who was, by the way, a flaming federalist of the olden time, but is a zeal ous modern democrat! Mr. Anderson's toast runs thus: "By Robert Anderson—The Elder Ad ams: From the Vice Presidency he was borne on tho rising, glowing tide of patri otic feeling, to the Chief Magistracy of tho Union In an evil hour, he listened to the deceitful enemy, who betrayed him; and, grasping at a second term, and de serting his friends, he sacrificed, with his own, the interest and honor of his coun try, and disgracefully fell—to rise no more. I the residence of rO a . . . .i \ir-i Am*.- the persons muted to the W.l mmshurg dmner, was Corporal Wise of the "f.ormfi' yet Strang to say. he » not on y uoco.nplm.anted villi a toast lnmsett, hut even the immortal " Guard " ,, , , « h r it would have been wholly forgotten bad . . , . j , -V, ... * . they not been toasted bv their illustrious - j , : , commander, who remembered them in the following sententious, hot to os unmean- , mg sen.linen . . By Henry A. Wise—The " Guards " in arms and the " Guards " in council." arms' * « TT1IHT do we know not; it is certain that they are most impotent and ridiculous 'in council.' Tho delicacy of the Corporal, however, is very questionable, though he is perhaps excusable for toasting himself and his lit tle corps, when perhaps his apprehension admonished him that they were held in too much derision to be noticed by others! In Philadelphia, however, "the Tyler men," to the number of one hundred, com posed of office-holders and office-hunters, had a dinner to themselves; and here, ol course, the Captain, the Corpora!, and the whole squad were elaborately eulogised. But an incident occurred here, which ought to open the eyes of that deluded lit tle band to the slender thread by which the lately formed coalition is hound to gether. Taking it for granted, we sup pose, that the articles of agreement, sign ed and sealed by the leaders in Washing ton, and bound the rank and file, hand and foot, the Tvler men despatched from their dinner table, at McArann's garden, the following toast to the Loco Foco's, who were enjoying themselves at Pascal's: 0«r Democratic fellow-citizens dining at Pascal's —We hail them on the anni versary of our National Independence as worthy descipjes of the father of Demo cracy. It was supposed, doubtless, that the Lo cos would eagerly accept the compliment thus proffered lo them by their neio allies in expectancy, and that they would re spond to it in strains of a like character. But it met such a very cold reception, and the reply is a complete cut direct to tho Guard—a supercilious spurning of their tendered embrace! The U. S. Ga zette informs us that "it is difficult to say whether surprise or disgust piedominated at first, for an awful stillness prevaPed, until Col. Page had time to prepare a short speech. The Colonel's speech decided it, and disgust had the day, whereupon,after some consideration, the following toast was sent in reply: The President of the United States — A fair and honest support of such mea sures as involve uo sacrifice of the princi ples of Democracy, and tend to the wel fare of the Union : but as a party, our course is independent and onward; we seek no alliance, but look to the justness of our cause for success. Truth is mighty and will prevail. "It is imagined (says the Gazette,) that the Corporal's Guard must have had some suspicion of what was coming, for when the committee bearing the above arrived at McArann's, the whole one hundred Ty ler men had followed the example of Go vernor Dorr—they had run away ! Ilow it would have been received, therefore, cannot be known. Tho whole affair, how ever, may be chronicled-as an unsuccess ful application ." The tact is, wc iinagiue, j these Philadelphia Locos do not differ very 4 . (4 il s 9 ..-ù » ' * of widely from th e opinion imputed in Wash ; mgtoii to Mr. Benton, who, we learn the Alexandria Gazette, in any alliance whatever with Mr. John I y 1er, and repudiates nay coalition with ibo Administration. The Senator from Missouri takes the ground, wc presume, (and so do the Philadelphia Locos,) (hat treachery cannot ultimately enure to the benefit a refuses to unite even of those who temporarily avail themselves of its benefits. The President, being invited to attend the Philadelphia dinner, sent a letter filled with eulogies of himself, and abuse of Congress. He declares his great anxiety to co-opcralc with Congress in the pass age of an adequate tar iff bill —but of course subject to the condition that he shall dic tate its provisions ! When, however, Con gross is prepared to submit to such dicta tion, and to substitute the will of the Pre sident for its own, it will be time for the people to abolish Congress itself, and to deposit all power, where it will already be, in fact,—in the hands of a Dictator. President Tyler had a dinner of his own,Hoo,on the 4ih, and, as was to have been expected, not a solitary Whig was among his guests, who are said to have been forty in number, and all Loco Focos! There must have been strange feeling» in the bosoms both of the host and his conn panv, when recollections of the past flush ed across their minds—when the former remembered bv whose votes he was cloth ed with authority to sit at the head ofkis official table; and the latter, that, but a few months since, they mourned the over throw of their power, now so unexpected ly given hack to them by the treachery of a perfidious Whig! "Forty Loco Foco members of Congress (says the Washing ton correspondent of the Baltimore Pat riot.) sealed at the table of the President —bis guests at a Fourth of July dinner! This was a declaration of independence with a vengeance, and a celebration, the anniversary of which every moral and bunorablo 1(li bl we „ w!jtb s | lou i,| nc . yor coma Mr . T} -| cr WM mnst » ablc ,„* big ne „ a | lie9 who | eft hil „, Jj, ke fun at hlm lldlind his bilck , " „„„„ _, TI „* troin that time to the present, lie is the •. , . , r {. ,, c , pity and contempt of his old friends, and , / • ~ *. • . ' ... the ridicule ol his new ones, who will make use of „„j tbeB cast ' bim axvav , , ik< a rorsakoll ' arn)cntf am lbe rub . bish of men, who, out uf power, will pass " away from remembrance, as a dream."— Washington cerrcspondent ol the N. ¥wk (ho'th thtä a**d the paper being heretofore strongly tinc tured with Tylerism.) expresses the wish "that Mr. Tyler could have the power of clairvoyance for awhile, in order that he might see his new friends, who break his bread and drink his wine at his table, ridi cule him as they do behind his back.— They will use him, abuse him, and in IS months will abandog him." Among the President's guests was Charles J. inger soli, the most rabid of Loco Focos, who gave as a toast, " Veto and Ditto "—a toast to \sh ich Mr. Gamble, of Georgia, alluded in the House of Representatives a few days ago, and which, he said, "had been drank standing by all present who could stand"—and which is interpreted as mean ing that another Veto will be used should the majority of Congress refuse, in their legislation, to conform to orders from the White House! \Y r e have grouped these incidents for the purpose, first, of showing the slender hold which Mr. Tyler has on tho popular mind, even where he is personally known, and where it might be supposed his per sonal and family influence would to some extent neutralize his political sius—sec ondly, the eagerness with which the Cor poral's Guard are courting an alliance with Loco Focoism, and the unceremoni ous manner in which "the cold shoulder" is given to them, in such contempt are they held even by those who profit by their*perfidy—and thirdly, to leave no loop on which to hang a doubt that the Presi dent has passed the Rubicon and is hence forth identified, in policy, (principle he has none,) with tho party which the people elected from power in 1840, but which has been restored by his treachery.— Henceforward, this is an avowed Loco Fo co Administration, as it has long been se cretly, and wc shall therefore hold that party answerable for its acts. Angels do not drink .—The Baptist Register tells us a good thing: A loafing vagabond called at a house in a neigh boring town to Concord on Sunday, and begged for some cider. The lady refused to give him auy, and he remind ed her of the oft quoted remark, that she might " entertain an angel una wares. don't go about drinking cider on Sun day. "Yes," said she, "hut angels c 11 There was a great row in St. Louis du ring Mr. Van Buren's visit to that city.— A large body of Germans organized into a procession, after night, and with torches in their hands, proceeded to his hotel to serenade him. About the same time an alarm of fire wrs given, and the firemen body came into conflict with Hie procession. A precious row ensued, du ring which «fie heads of the belligerents s Ülwlld' ' in a ..-ù w ■ - ; A Sailor's Funeral,— \ bailor's fu neral on shore is prove» bially accounted a thing of rare occurrence. NuTdi events do however occur. There was one at Norfolk, Va., on the 31st ult. The name of the deceased was Lewis A. Donington; lie had been attached to the frigate Brandywine. The Beacon thus describes the ceremony:— Pic, "The procession «vas headed by the fine hand of music of the Brandywine, in uniform, playing the solemn but sim ple dirge of the Sicilian Mariner's Hymn ; next followed about twenty colored sailors, (hen the hearse covered with the United States naval ensign, following which wore about 200 sea man marching two and two ; all fine looking fellows, and remarkably clean and neatly cl \d in their simple uniform of blue doth roundabouts, white linen trowseis and glazed hats, most deserved attention was their or derly deportment and staid and seri ous behavior; not an instance of levity did we remark in the procession, or de- - meanor of any sort unsuited to the solemnity of the occasion. As the term of their enlistment had expired, they were not amenable to the discipline of the ship; & this mark of respect to then deceased shipmste was a spontaneous movement, arranged and directed by themselves." An Unprofitable Boarder. —Ah , , , . But what old English magazine makes mention of a glutton, wh rt lived iu those limes; one Nicholas Wood, a yeoman—who ate with ease a whole sheep, and that raw, at one meal. At another sitting, he demolished 84 rabbits, a number suffi cient for 168 men, allowing a half of a rabbit to each man. Taylor, the watei poet, in speaking of him, says: "He ale in my,presence six penny wheaten loaves, three six penny veal pies, one pound of sweet butter, one good dish of thornback, anti a sliver of household peck loaf, an inch thick, and nil this within the space of an hour; the hoiise yielded no more, so he went away un satisfied." We had rather board such a customer for a day than a week. "Of Aoe."—J ames, in his beautiful novel ofMorcly -Ernstem, thus speaks of the age of twenty one:-— Cres. City. "It is a beautiful age, full of the spring, with all the vigor of manhood without one touch of its decay; with all the fire of youth, without one touch of its feebleness' Oh, onc-and-twen ty ! bright one-and-tweuty ! wilt thou never come back to me again? No, The cord of the bow has been so often drawn that it lias lost its elasticity, there have been n thousand flowers cast away that have withered in the dust of Time's sandy path; there have been a thousand fruits tasted that have left but the rine in my hand;there have been a thousand travel stains admired that never can be washed off Ell the journey is done. That which has been lost and that which has been gained, have both been gathred into the two baskets of the past; and whatever the future may have in store, onc-and-twcn ty, with its many hopes, its few fears, its buoyancy of spirit, its elasticity of limbs, its eagerness of expectation, its desires, its faith, its confidence, its frankness, its gardens of visionary flow ers, and its atmosphere of misty light, can never, never come back to us, were we to whistle till we break our hearts. No, no; in the'sad arithmetic of years, multiply, by what numbers you will, you can never get at one-and-tweuty more than once. .f never' 71 Simile. —A married editor in Mas sachusetts says: "In love, there are sum mer holydays, hut in marriage they arc winter holydays." A correspondent of the Boston Courier, supposses that this means, that love, before marriage, is like tho old election day in summer, with its punch, egg-pop, paw-paw, frolic and fun;—whereas, marriage is like the modern election day, in the middle of winter, with nothing to drink, and no amusement-dull and cold, and cheerless as the season itself.—Crescent City, The Very One .—A Frenchman who was exhibiting various sacred relics and other curiosities, produced which he assured his visitor» was "dc sword dat Balaam had when he would kill de ass." that Balaam had rio wished for one. ver one he wished Tor." sword, a A spectator remarked sword, but only "Ver well; dis is de Connection of Ideas .—A f|xetiou^ pld lady, describing the rambling senflpfs of her minister, >aid, "if his text had the small pox, his lermons would never catch it. *1