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,'- lllaeo&ueninerfteajs Entered nt '.lie Wnco l'nstofllco its iccond-clati Mali Matter. HILL Sc IVY, I TIOI I1IKT0IW. SO CENTS PER MONTH. WACO, TKXAS, MARCH 8, 1880. l'iro tho street fakirsi Is it not about timo for another coii) il' (tat to bring the Aransas Pass people to time? One tiling at a timo, friends. Let's concentrate our forces on that cotton mill till it is secured. Mrs. Mary Louiso Uooth, editor of Harper's Baziar, died Tuesday night of heart disease nt her residence in Now York city. samo yoar 12G college buildings and libraries, 1 111 churches, 02 theaters and opera houses, and BIT hotels or ono and four-tenths por day. That this risk of property and life is unneces sary ho shows from tho progress made in New England in tho way of build ing non-combustible or slow burning factories and warehouses. Again it is announced that Henry 31. Stanley, tho lost African explorer, has been found. We venturo to predict that he will proceed at onco to get lost again. In order to bo ablo to exhort by ex ample, as well as by precept, tho News has taken stock in tho Waco cotton mills. Come along now, fellow-citizens, and let's give tho old town a shove forward. Tho railroad commission bill has been killed by postponement of its consideration until April 20. This action also prevents tho possibility of tho passage of any similar law by the present legislature. THE VOICE OF EXPERIENCE. "When I came to my desk last Wednesday morning," said John Wan namaker, the merchant, "I was natur ally thinking about the christmas trado which wo had. We did a great deal of christmas business in this storo this j car. During tho ten days previous to christmas our sales hovered about $100,000 a day. Tho grand total for the ton days falls only a few dollars under a million. I spend $5000 a week in advertising, and I pay a skillful man a former newspaper editor, and a good one $1000 a month to do it for mo. I make money by it. Ad vertising is the leverage with which this store has been raised up. I do not sec how any largo and successful retail business can be dono without liberal advertising. I advertised in every issue, excepting Sunday, of eve ry daily paper in Philadelphia. Con tinuous advertising, liko continuous work, is the most effective. EXCHANGE CHAT. The majority of 3IcLennan county's delinquents, wo arc informed, reside in Waco. The uncomplimentary forco of this fact is removed by calling to mind another fact, which is that a majority of tho population of tho county are residents of Waco. A Hoosier has been given a verdict of $14,000 damages against the Penn sylvania railroad company for loss of a leg. Where jpon tho Now York World remarkd : "Indiana men como high in these days. A year ago Hoosier legs were not quoted at a very high figure in tho market. But times change, and men change with them " Tho question agitating Washington religions circles now is what church President Harrison will attend. It is surmised that he will divido his time between tho various places of worship in order to prevent any church from being overrun by the crowd of visitors that would likely be attracted thither by his continued prosence. An Iowa man, iupposed to bo a land speculator, undertook to work up a ghost scaro in the neighborhood of Casev, in that slate, in order to depre ciato tho valuo of real estate with a view of purchasing. Ho was succeed ing admirably until ono night a farm er's buggy horso took fright at the ap parition and ran away nearly killing tho farmer's wife. Tho farmer, armed with a shot gun, watched for the ghost four nights. When it finally appeared tho farmer filled it with buckshot. It . cried, "3Iy God, don't shoot anymore" and fell to tho ground. Tho farmer kindly carried tho ghost homo with htm and cared for it A Blilwaukeo man, at present in Kansas City, is endeavoring to organ izo a company to handle tho latest drop-thc-money-in-the-slot invention. His devico is a patent faucet, to bo at tached to a water cooler. Tho device is about the size and shapo of a small alarm clock. On the front of it is a sprine, in tho bottom the faucet and on top tho slot. Press tho spring and you will get no water. Drop a penny in tho slot and then press tho spring, and tho wator will run until your glass is full, and not a drop more. Tho sohemo is to put coolers with the pat ent faucet on all tho street corners dur ing tho summer months and keep them filled with ice wator. The device can also bo arranged so that it requires a nickel to work it and attached to a beer keg, so tho imentor says. Edward Atkinson, in a recent article on "Slow Burning Construction," nnnwa fnnf Min nrn.t .r . i .1 ...... uu nuioi. uuu uiuat uangcr- ous examples of architecture are our prisons, asylums, hospital, school buildings, colleges, and after these. churches,-hotels, theatres. Thoso sta tistics aro astounding, that in 1887 there wero burned in tho United States 45 hospitals, asylums, almshouses or jails, in many casus with great loss of life. Thero wore also burned in tho ",St'l& UNREWARDED WORKERS. 3Iemphis Aappeal : Wanamaker owes his place in Harrison's cabinet to the fact that he subscribed $100,000 to the republican campaign fund. If that is right, Piatt and Miller, of New York, who made tho trado by which Harrison received the electoral voto of that state, should also have had places in the cabinet. Harrison himself, in his letter to Wanamaker, said that tho "workers" should bo provided for. CHESTNUTS FOR REPLY. Courior-Journal : Tho simplest way to stop tho stale bloody-shirt mis representations in congress, and give tho country a rest from tho old, thread bare stories, is for ovjry democratic congressman to provide himself with a chestnut boll. This little bell, sound ed whenever a cheap statesman begins to fight the war over again, would have a pleasing effeect. A soft answer turneth away wrath. King tho lit tle bell. A LESSON HARD TO UNLEARN. Foit Worth Gazette : Daniel La ment, having been voted $6000 back pay in tho bill to increase the salary of tho executive secretary, declined it. It seems that Daniel will never get over his newspaper lesson, that the only thing in this world not worth having is money. READ AND SMILE. Senior surgeon "How's that case, of heart trouble comincr on?" .Tnninr surgeon (forgetting himself) "It's all scuiea, aocior; sno accepted me this morning." 'It roallv Rprma n trrnnf nif tr " i.!J 3Iiss Theodosia Thikington, or Bos- iun, as sno arose irom tne table ono Sunday. "What seems a nitv?" nfc. ed her companion. "That 'beau' should be such a miserable little word of ono syllable." 3Ierchant Traveler. Miss Bacon (they have been disouss ing orchards-"And now. Prnfossnr T want you to tell me all about tho plant from which clectrioity is made." Prof. Hohonthy (aghast) "The which?" Miss Bacon "You certainly must have heard of it.' Father says its high COSt Prevents tho ffflnprftl u A nf olon. trie lighting I mean electric plant." jiurpcrs xtazar. . Jiggers "Darn an iffnnrnmim nntr- how." Wiggers "What's tho matter now?', Jiggers "I was calling on little Misa Pertly last night and she asked what the nhraso 'inrlnlmnn. ; osculatory exercises' meant. Said she iouno. inn a novel." Wiggers "Well, did you tell her?" Jiggers "I didn't know what it meant, until T lnntr through the dectionary this morning." Murre nauie express. A Girl With Gall Mrs. A niv T. pcr, nee Golddust (after elopement) "i pieaso, papa, ao torgive us. 1 loved Anev SO that T finulrin linln if. but I lovo you, dear papa, so that I couldn't rest till I como back t tell you all!" Papa "Well, well, I sup- POSO I must make thn hoaf. nf n A job. But whero's Angy?" "3Irs. iuppor "uutsiue with tho cabman. vAJuiun i you icnu your own Caramella enough to pay tho brute?" Puck. Alliance Htora vlln T.nVflvtp.w Mn.t. r. mL. .in store, a county allianco concern, estab- ...., jvuibuuu, in nue an as- Klrvnmatif fn d. a! . . it moir oniy credit ors, the Allianco Kxohango, in Dallas. Assets, $5,G00; liabilities, $5,800, tho . -...b uiuiijr upon accounts on armors Allianco mombors, who mado f,j, , BUUBUII. " " " COURAGE. " - ' ' Became I hold It sinful to dupond, And will sot let tho bitterness of Ufa Dllnd mo with burning tear but look beyond It tumult and it ttrlfei Because I lift my head ftbore tho mist, Whero tho tun thine and tho broad breeiei blovr. By every ray and overy raindrop kttsed That rjod'i tore doth bestow, Think you 1 find no blttcrneM at all. No burden to bo borne, like Christian' pack J Think you there aro no ready tears to fall Because I keep them backf Why should I hug llo's Ills with cold reserve. To curse myself and all who love met Nayl A thousand times more good than I deservo God gives irm every day. And In each one of these rebellious tears, Kept bravely back, ho makes a rainbow shine. drotcfu! I tako his slightest gift, no fears Nor any doubts are mine. Dark skies must clear, aud when tho clouds are past, Ono golden day redeems a weary year. Patient I listen, sure that sweet at last Will sound his voice of cheer Then vex mo not with chiding. Let me be i I must be glad and grateful to the end. I grudge you not your cold and darkness; me Tho powers of light befriend. Celia Thaxter Sagacity of Shepherd Dogs. A gentleman who has had consider able to do with shepherds and drovers in England and Scotland, speaking of tho story published in Tho Orcgonian a day or two sinco about a dog sepa rating tho owes and wethers of a flock by noticing tho earmarks, says there is no doubt but what it is true. He has known dogs to go into a drovo of shcop which were marked with sev eral different marks and singlo out overy ono bearing his master's mark. Ho says tho shepherds train their dogs by taking them along when puppies under their caro as they mark the sheep, and tho dog is thus taught to distinguish marks. Ho says further that at tho sheep market in Islington drivers havo their sheep marked with red orbluo paint, and when the drives get mixed a dog will go into tho band and bring out all his master's sheep, telling them by the color of tho mark ing. Shepherd dogs aro tho most in telligent species of tho canino family, and when they aro brought up among herds of sheep and trained to tako charge of them it is but reasonable to supposo that they might learn to notice marks of any kind on them. Port land Orcgonian. A Terrible nattle with Rats. Silas Berry, of this placo, had an ex citing fight with rats in which he won a costly victory. Ho works on a farm near by, and yesterday morning entered a pit in which brewer's grain is stored for feeding purposes. It is about ton feet deep and is entered by a ladder. When Berry reached tho bot tom a largo rat ran up his trousers leg. Ho shook it out when its squeals brought hundreds of rodents to its help. Berry was in total darkness and was attacked from all directions. He at onco shouted for help and began fighting as best ho could. After twenty minutes his cries were heard and help came. When ho was taken out of tho pit ho was completely cover ed with blood. When fully convinced that ho was safo ho fainted dead away from joy. His body is covered with bites and scratches and it will b a long timo before ho recovers. Forty eight dead rats, somo of enormous size, uo taken from tho pit having been killed by Berry in his desperate light. Newton Cor. Philadelphia Press. Uogns CanTasbaeks. Brokers who havo been dismantled by a stress of weather need no longer display their condition by eating sand wiches and beer for lunch. A well known Broadway restaurant has evol ved a philanthropic schemoto hide tho misfortunes of thoso of its custo mers whoso eating and drinking are regulated by tho prico of stock. It daily receives a supply of tho ordi nary broad bill ducks which aro now plentiful in Long Island sound. Theso aro prepared in full canvasback form, with tho accompanying diamond of fried hominy which ordinarily accom panies only the more aristocratic fowl. They aro served for CO cents each, while canvasbacks can only bo had lot $4. When a regular customer in an audible voice calls for "a canvasback duck and a pint of extra dry, "and then winks, ho is served with a CO ceut broad bill and a 15 cent bottle o! sparkling cider placed in a silver wino cooler and its label carefully removed. -Now York World. k Waco Curiosity i THE Waco Curiosity Shop HS THE - QUICK MEALGASOLINESTOVE SAVES WOOD, TIME & LABOR. TO EXCHANGE Furni ture, Stoves or Household Goods of every description for a good horse. TO RE NTGood seven-room house on Dutton street, also two-room house. ALL kinds of Household arti les to buy.sell, exchange or rent TO SELL--Good seven-room House, or exchange it for Fort Worth property. EVERYBODY to call on G. L. Gooch at Curiosity Shop and buy goods on the Install ment Plan. CHEAP COLUMN. Ioir Stile. Nice Parlor Sett. Marble-Top Bedroom Setts. Walnut Office Desks. Mnrblctop Dressing Gases. Bureaus, Chairs, RockerB. New and Second-hand Stoves. Books of every description. Musical Instruments. Union SewlngMnohlnes. Wardrobes, Safes. Extension & Kitchen Tables. Ituttnn Uookers. Qucenswaro aud Glassware. Lamps and Lamp Chimneys. Knives, Forks and Spoons. Squirrel Cages. Nice Geese Feathers. ime r Waco Curiosity Shop Will buy second-hand Goods, or exchange new for old. k f J jtjt j 1 vi, j!- K j? jU4 Waco Curiosity Shop. CouOlctlDg Opinions of Matrimony. 1 saw three curious things in th public library tho other day. But tho best thing 1 saw was a pencil margi nal note to an articlo in Vorum. The passago in tho text read: "To marry is not an obligation, as might bo thought from current talk. It is purely optional. Ho who refrains from wedlock and fatherhood cannot, in tho overcrowded stato of the globe, bo charged with a violation of duly to his fellows. V Tho marginal note, in a woman's handwriting, ran thus: ,,Th globo is not overcrowded and nevor can bo; and tho man who docs not leavo a lifo in his placo as ho leaves this globo is a common murdorer." Chicago Journal. A Large Globe. In tho center of tho Champs do Mars, at tho forthcoming Paris exhibition, thero is to bo a tcrrcstial globo about 13 mcti-C3 in diameter, ft will bo a representation of tho world on a scalo of ono-millionth; that is to say, a mil lion times smaller than tho actual world. To givo somo idea of the pro portion, tho city of Puris will baroly cover a square centimetre. The globo will turn on its axis liko an ordinary school globo, and is certain to torn an interesting feature of tho exhibi tion. Boston Herald. A nowspaper man has been turning oyer the tiles of Tho Poking Gaietto. Ho finds that it has been nublUlici' continuously for 800 years. Thero is doubtless au. impression gaining Crpundin thoChineso empire to tht cttcct that The Gaaette has corns to stay. Lotteries. Louisiana Stato Lottery company, of New Orleans, La., and ''Original Littlo Louisiana,' of San Francisco, California. Order jour iickets from D. Domnau & Bro., Austin avenue, opposite McClelland hotel, or at Dallas or Temple. Special rates to clubs. All winning tickets cashed without dis count. If you want a perfect fitting boot or shoe and one that will wear forever, call on S. Johnson, boot and shoo maker, Franklin street between Fifth and Sixth. Go to your Undo Duff Dormau to buy your jewelry, or to borrow money. Opposite McClelland Hotel and south side square. m Fresh vegetables and fruits at Taul man & Vivrett's, corner S. Gth and Austin streets. Tako your oysters at the Silvo Moon. Llcgant assortment of silverware at J. Levinski's. R. BE. Gr:r.ay KALKB IN STAPLE AND FANCY Hay, Corp, Oaf, ran, Etc. Country Produce Bouidit anil Sold: TELEPHONE CONNECTION. :TO THE:- FiPmiPE of Molnnnin nd Mdjobilng Counflu THE i i I ifi fli ft-i.'fi I I I I I I I W arlMB III BmB E B ffl .BTanl I I 'I S I I lH-"l ii" 1 lIrli"H IH1tH I 1 1 B m -Jc fJ' is tr fc - -41 ! s Sfilllli IJlM WAGO LUMBER GO. WILLEXCHAN-QE SASH, DOORS, BHridis &xxeL Builders HARD WAKE- For Corn delivered to us at our Lumber Yard in Waco, or in Car-load Lots delivered at any of the following points, to wit: McGregor, south bosque, axtell, Mt. CALM, HUBBARD and DOWSON. FENCE MANUFACTURED -M- AT e 1 - . 117 S. Eight St., Waco, Tox. BY WACO : FENCE:-: COMPANY, E,D. CONGER, MlWtf. Write for circulars and prices. Agents wanted. WE HAVE A VERY HEAVY STOOK AND WILL EXOANGE ANY AND AT.T. KINDS OP BUILDIN6MATERIAL Including rough and dressed Lumber, Ue,Y as Flooring, Ceiling, Siding, Moulding andf&iglea Also Sash, Doors, Blinds and Hardware. ,, Wf Oun Prion wlH be facility dp iiibi ii II WB raid IwCmIi. a. 4 f'i.'i Ti