1 THURSDAY’ JULY 7, 1938 ._————/____ THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young ms FEATHERHEADS gm 8W: Without Kick MBSCAL IKE a, s. Laminar W FINNEY OF THE FORCE #21,”? POP- Financial Advice ~— \h——___—'— I “E WORLD AT 113 WORST By GLUYAS WILLIAMS I I I WHILETHEWAITEB WAITS I The Embarrassed One—You've saved my life with the five-spot. I’ll owe you an eternal debt of grati tude. The Generous One—l don't care how long you owe me your grati tude, but as to the five simoleons— that's another matter. I Benndinted Theory I “So you deny that a chimpanzee was your ancestor?" “So far as I am personally con cerned." answered Senator Sor ghum. “I do. No creature that couldn't talk could possibly have been the ancestor of a politician in my state." Trio Cheerio "Hello! Hello! Hello! This is Smith. Smith and Smith lawyers." "Oh, yes! Good morning. good morning. good moming."—Boy’s Lite. Bomebody Newly-Arrived Convict—Lissa). chum, can’t I open this cell window? Guard—New. That’s barred. I KENNEWICK COURIER-REPORTER M Curse of Progress - h" Jamm— am ! . ."’ H II lld *— I ‘| «on-g: In I. [- KIIUC’. N. mM.U. I. Put. 0.00) w _l__ oummumJ “—On His Accustomed Rounds” A Problem of Overhead Jy’ .I. MILLAR WATT By C. M. PAYNE M. U. I. ”I. 0.60) I lust GossiE Star Dust *Hurrioane Elopement *Story of Earhart *Norma Steps Out By Vll'“ll|. Vale MOVIEDOM is still gasp ing a little over the elopement of Frances Lang ford, the radio singer and movie actress, and Jon Hall, who skyrocketed to fame in "Hurricane" and hasn’t been seen on the screen since. Just after it was announced that they wouldn‘t marry until he had be _ _fl 9°”??? W’ fiance. 1...“ Even after mu “nude such a hit In ‘fiurricnnc" he drew only 8150 c week tor some time—mere chicken teed in Hollywood—but his salary was finally raised to S2OO. Roy Funcls’ Int [picture under her Menu-act will probably bebuoulonootorytbotobebeuel! mmuflhtbom. It’s all oboe: o (mom watt-Ix who goes Into o round-Moria flight contest. and gets lost on o desert Isle. Cu: it be possible that Ml“ Franck heard about Ame“: Eu but? Fashion news: Claudette Colbert has a daytime costume of dark blue with white floral buttons down the side of the jacket. like one which the duchess of Windsor likes to wear. Recently. one evening in New York. Helen Vinson wore a block ehiiton gown with a skirt yards and yards wide.‘banded with many rows at narrow black velvet ribbon. No shoulder straps. . + the New York revival o! thooe two Volentlno plot-roe. “'lhe Sheik" and “The Son o! the Sheik." woo oo snooeostnl thet Agnes Ayreo. the heroine. he been booked tor o 80- weeho‘ muse-poem tour.- And two more Volentino m will he brought forth. + Speaking of those Valentino pic tures. Verree Mole and Adolph Kenton were in New York. before selling tor Europe. when they were being shown. and he woe none too noxious for her to oee "the Sheik" and see how funny he looked on the screen in those days. + Norma Shearer would like to do a smart modern comedy. otter her long siege ot costume pictures. so you may see her in “The Women." 1 IWI whichhadalongrunasasuccess tul play betore being handed over to motion pictures. Norma has a way at getting what she wants—as MarlonDavlestoundoutwhenthey both wanted “Marie Antoinette" and Norma gotit. + I Remember Eric von Stu-ahelm. who used to make pictures ("Greed” and "Foolish Wives" among them.) that cost millions? He's acting in French pictures now —which usually cost not more man ”5.000. Incidentally. Jean Hersholt was reminiscing about “Greed" the oth er day—how it was way over the right length. and von Strohelm tel: so badly about having it cut that he wouldn't even look at line film that was finally released. + ODDS AND ENDS-A nds'o odor and director who learned nineteen languages is on the air—as a dialect stoogeondiau'sasorolasiusals... Many of the professional radio on uouncers are bad. but after hearing e dozen auteur: try out the odd dsy the soars: 0! them sounded mar- ‘ odous...BeusDwisr-efusodsobs‘ WM” “3...“ mat: m : is silly. W 5; men?» a near bonny”... s csros 8250.000 developing ‘1 W Angel“ as a We. M 7 obmdonod s’s—solsereupou is loss Vboughtlorlbashnghers its.” madman-as. 0W1!“ ly established in pictures. they slipped on in Prescott. Aria. with her mother and his sister and got married. But Hollywood didn't know about it un til tour days lat er. possibly be cause he used his real name, Louis kosher. CLAS SIPIED DEPARTMENT PHOTOGRAPHY ROLLS DEVELOPED 8 print. 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