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Eczema
Row It reddens the skin, itches, oozes,
dries and scales!
Some people call It tetter, milk crust or
salt rheum.
The suffering from It Is sometimes In
tense; local applications are resorted to—
they mitigate, but cannot cure.
It proceeds from humors inherited or ac
quired and persists until these have been
removed.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
positively removes them, has radicallv
and permanently cured the worst cases, anil
Is without an equal for all cutaneous
eruptions.
boon's niu *r* tht twit cathartic. Prlc* u crate
At Carnival Time.
"If you dislike her, why do you
visit her," was asked, after "the
maiden had expressed her opinion of
the absent one.
"Oh, all the parades pass her
home," was the satisfactory reply. |
A WIRE FENCE MIRACLE.
Interfiling Discovery m Important the
Hud to a Pin.
The fences in the United States
cost $5,628,892,160. The average
county has paid $2,000,000 for its
fences—all paid by inhabitants—you
and yourn eighbor.
Did you know this before? Such
an immense sum of money seems in
credible, yet it is the correct amount.
Also it is a fact that fences cost more
than all other farm improvements
combined! It is absolutely essential
to the preservation of your property
and stock that you have good fences
and keep them in good order. This
fence question is always pressing
itself upon you, and the stupendous
aggregate cost of fences renders the
subject worth the most careful con
sideration.
Untold trouble has been experi
enced for many years and the general
advance along the line of improve
ment has resulted in the widespread
substitution of wire fencing for the
various forms of wood fences. But
with the new era of wire fences the old,
old fact that anything is only as
strong as its weakest part has been
time and again conspicuously demon
strated. Wire fencing in all its var
ious applications to different pur
poses is undoubtedly taking the lead
in the construction of the world's
fences today. This is so because it is
the most economical and most dur
able, even in its earlier and cruder
forms.
The great drawback to all iron
fencing has been the difficulty of se
curely fastening the joints (wire to
wire) so that thev will not slip.
These joints have always slipped.
They constitute the one weak point.
If they become loose the whole fence
aoon goes. That has been every
one's experience and is the base of all
trouble with wire fencing.
Recently a genius solved the prob
lem by inventing a clamp which
binds the wire and bends and "an
chors" a joint into perfect security.
The thing is so simple that people
wonder why someone did not think of 1
it before. But the important point is j
that the clamp does its wonderful
work unerringly, and fjom now on all
wire fences can lie made tenfold more
durable. Of course the big parent
company that secured the patent for
this wonderful "anchor clamp" is
having a phenomenal success. "An
chor" fences are multiplying like hot
cakes everywhere, for the discovery of
the "anchor clamp" in wire work is
comparable to the deed of the man
who invented the head to the ordinary
pin of commerce, and an old-fash
ioned wire fence can be converted
into an "anchor" fence if you have
some of the little "anchor clamps"
and a pair of pinchers. The Portland
Anchor Fence Company, which has
its headquarters at 742 Nicolai street,
Portland, Or., controls the sale of
"anchor" fences in the Northwest,
and they send very interesting
pamphlets and pictures, telling all
about fences, free of cost, to anyone
who sends them his address.
Seeking Hit Fortune.
"Young man, why do you stand on
the bridge every day with that life
preserver on?"
"S-s-sh, don't give ine away. One
of these heiresses may fall overboard."
CATARRHpCT
A Constitutional Affection. [
Sprays, washes, powders, salves, medicated
tobacco and cigarettes, however long and persistently J(.
used, do not cure Catarrh. They relie v temporarily MMumn
the inflammation in the throat and nose, and enable 1
you to breathe more easily and freely, but the con- "
tinual rush of impure blood to these parts keeps up
the irritation ana ultimately produces ulceration of iWaffY
the glands, when the breath becomes exceedingly
offensive and the soft bones of the nose are frequently
destroyed. The catarrhal inflammation extends over
the entire surface of the mucous membrane, or inner skin ; the stomach, kidneys
and lungs are often involved; the whole system soon becomes affected by the rapid
absorption of poisonous matter into the blood, and the disease that you had hoped
to cure with simple local remedies, assumes a dangerous form.
X had Catarrh about IB years, and Z had Catarrh so bad was entirely
triad durln* the time everything I could deaf la one sar, and all the Inside
hear of, but sothlai did ma any good, of my nose aad part of the bona
At last Z cams to the conclusion that slouched oft The physlelaaa tare
Catarrh must be a blood disease, aad me up as laeurable. Z determined to
deolded to dn 1.1. a trial. Z eould try I. (. 1., aad began to Improve at
■aa a little Improvement from the tret oaee. Zt seemed to cot at the aeat of
bottle, aad continued It three or four the disease, aad after a few weeks'
asonthe, or until Z was eared. Save treatmeata was entirety onred, aad
not taken anythin* for six years, aad for more than seven year* have had
am Just as web as Z ever was.—X. MAX* no elan of the disease.—MßS. JOBS*
■OK, Lapeer, Xleh. FXZNS POLHZLX, Due West, S. 0.
Catarrh is a constitutional disease—a blood disease which is frequently
inherited, and only a blood medicine, auch as S. S. S., can remove the hereditary
taint, destrov the poisons that have been accumulating in the system for years
perhaps, ana restore the blood to a healthy and pure condition. The inflamed
membranes and diseased glands are healed by the rich, pure blood which is earned
to them, and the offensive discharges from the nose, ana the terrible headache and
neuralgic pains cease. Chronic cases of the most desperate character and apparent*
ljr hopeless, have been cured completely and permanently bv the use of S. S. S.
write our physicians fully about your case and they will cheerfully assist you
bv their advica. WO CIUIKC nothing whatever for this service. Book free <M
application. TH* SWIFT BPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, BA.
Tht Same Old Excuie.
Mngi Urate — Well, young man,
what e ;cuse have you for taking the
picture when you were forbidden tc
do it?
Young Man—Judge, I didn't know
my camera was loaded.
Cuckoo Eggs.
Willie had been told that when a
hen was heard cackling around it is n
pretty sure sign she has laid an egg.
One day he ran to his mother in an
excited manner and exclaimed:
"Oh, mamma, I just heard the
cuckoo in the clock make a noise.
I'll go down and sec if she's laid an
egg-"
Peace In the Philippines.
Peace in the Philippines is bound t<i
prove pro.italile to till concerned. Warring
conditions, whether they be in the Philip
pines or in the human stomach, are equally
disastrous. If your stomach has rebelled",
there is one authority that will quickly
subdue It. It is Hostetter's Stomach Hit
ters, and it cures constipation, indigestion,
biliousness, nervousness and dyspepsia.
See that a private Revenue Stamp covers
the neck of the bottle.
Valuable Recipe.
"I sent $1 for a sure cure for cor
pulency."
"Well?"
"Here's the reply: 'Throw up your
job and hunt up another one.' "
HIGH PRAISE.
i
Rev. Enoch Hill, of Grand Junc
tion, lowa, Indorses Dr.
Williams' Pink Pills for
Pale People.
From the Erie Headlight, Grand Junction, la.
No higher praise can be offered nor
better references given concerning
the virtues of Dr. Williams' Pink
Pills for Pale People than the many
voluntary testimonials from minis
ters of the gospel which have come
from all parts of the country. One
of these is from Rev. Enoch Hill,
pastor of the M. E church of Grand
.Junction, lowa, who says:
"I am a firm believer in the effi
cacy of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for
Pale People, the remedy having been
used in my family with highly grati
fying results. For three or four years
I was a sufferer from general debility.
I seemed to be lacking in vitality,
was tired out most of the time and
sleep gave me no rest or refreshment.
I was troubled with headache much
of the time and my illness incapaci
tated me for energetic work in my
pastorate.
"A sister-in-law living in Nebraska,
who had suffered very much and who
had used Dr. William's Pink Pills
with good results, recommended
them to me and I decided to try
them. I had taken but two or three
doses of the pills when I found that
they were helping me, and further
use of the remedy brought such relief
that lam glad to offer this public
recommendation of Dr. William's
Pink Pills for Pale People in the
interest of suffering humanity.
"My wife was troubled much as I
was and the pills also proved of great
benefit in her case.
I have recommended the pills to
many whom I have met in my work
and am always pleased to indorse the
medicine, the excellence of which
has been established within my own
observation."
Signed REV. ENOCH HILL.
At all druggists or direct from Dr.
Williams Medicine Co., Schenectady,
N. Y., on receipt of price,so cents per
box; six boxes. $2.60.
Extent of Swedish Agriculture.
Sweden cultivated only 1,350,000
acres of land in 1812. Now she has
12,500,000 acres under plow and grows
105,000,000 bushels of grain a year.
VOV KNOW WHAT YOU ARB TAKING
When vou take Grove's T&ateleu chill Tonio,
btciuM the formula la plainly printed on every
bottle showing that i t la simply Iron and Qui-
Bint la a Uat«les* torn. No Cure, Nf Vay. 60c.
If Thev Only Knew.
Waggs—Boston women who ridt
cross-saddle fashion are being talked
about all over the country.
Daggs—Yes; I'll bet if the Puritans
had fnresc#i it they wouldn't have
landed in Massachusetts.
FUNSTON IN CUBA.
The Bluff He Put Up in Or ler to Enter
the Artlllerr Service.
In spite of all bis pious, Funston was
all but frozen from the presence of the
Cuban Junta. Tbe story tbut 1 atn now
going to tfell was tbut related to ine by
Funston himself during the ten days
tbut I was his guest at Sun Fernando,
immediately after he had received the
single star that raised him from a col
onelcy to a brlgadiershlp in the volun
teers. As he told the story on himself,
and as It Illustrate* tbe extremely quiet
audacity of the "bantam" general from
Kausas, there can be no barm in retell
ing the narrative to-day.
"We don't need recruits," said the
head of the New York Junta, "and we
can't avail ourselves of your services,
but we are looking for a competent—
a highly competent artillery officer. If
you know of such a mau we will feel
deeply grateful If you will send him
to us."
Funston's eyes became alight as If
by magic.
"An artillery officer?" he repeated.
"Then 1 think, gentlemen, that perhaps
I may suit you."
"Do you know anything about tbe
management of cannon?" questioned
tbe head of the Junta.
In a twinkling Funston bad his
watch In band.
"Gentlemen," he answered regretful
ly, "I have an appointment that de
mands the rest of to-day and much of
to-morrow. May I ask another meeting
with yon for the day after to-morrow?
If this suits your convenience, I shall
then be glad to prove my qualifications
as an artillery officer."
Receiving the assent of the Cuban
Junta, Funston withdrew. On the fol
lowing morning be visited Fort Hamil
ton, I believe It was, where he made
the casual ncquulntance of some of the
artillery officers there stationed. With
the skill of one somewhat accustomed
to journalistic interviewing, he suc
ceeded In gaining from the officers
some vague Ideas of the theory of bal
listics. Of each Item of Information he
made mental note. At the same time
he secured a list of tbe best works on
the subject of artillery manipulation.
Thus scantily equipped, yet with all
the assurance of the man who knows
his opportunity, and who knows he can
seize it, Fuuston presented himself be
fore the Junta at the appointed hour.
He came in with the breathless air of
one fresh from a previous and almost
conflicting appointment. Obeying the
request of the Junta to explain what he
knew about artillery practice, the
young Kansan rattled off all the prattle
about big guns that he had picked up
the day before. 80 glibly did he talk
of matters of which he did not possess
evey an academic smattering that he
was commissioned on the spot as an
artillery oltlcer in the Cuban service.
He was given passage on the next fili
bustering steamer that left this coun
try
"On my way to Cuba." Gen. Funston
told me at Kail Fernandp. In the early
summer of 18U9, "I locked myself In my
stateroom, spending all ui.v waking
hours In devouring the works I had
been recommended to read by United
States artillery officers. Before reach
ing the Cuban coast I tossed all but one
or two of the smaller books overboaro
and went ashore. In our first serious
engagement against Spanish troops 1
found myself In charge of two small
pieces of field artillery. The fellow
who bandied the other gun was a for
mer non-commissioned officer In the
Spanish army. 1 directed him as best
I could, and sighted the other piece.
"That battle resulted In a Cuban vic
tory, but I folt sure that I had made a
dismal failure. Gen. Gomes came stalk
ing up to me with the same stern air
that always struck terror Into the
hearts of his subordinates. Guilty
conscience made me feel certain that,
for wasting ammunition, I was to be
shot dead within an hour. Gen. Gomes
extended his hand, complimenting me
upon my splendid service of the guns!
You see, most of the Cubans had less
knowledge of artillery practice than I
had contrived to glean on my few days'
voyage to Cuba. That sergeant of mine
was a genuinely good fellow. He held
his tongue."—H. I. Hancock, in Leslie's
Weekly.
Mixing Brains with the Soil.
Booker T. Washington says that the
colored graduates of Tuskegee have
raised over 250 bushels of sweet
potatoes from an acre of ground In the
same locality where the uneducated
colored man raises less than fifty bush
els to the acre. Mr. Washington at
tributes the great difference In the
crops to the knowledge of the chemis
try of the soil which the educated ne
gro has acquired. He says that the
white farmers In the neighborhood
respect the colored graduates, because
of their superior knowledge and skill,
and that they come to them for pro
gressive Ideas.
Iron Smelting Many Centuries Ago.
The smelting of Iron In Sheffield.
England, la supposed to date from Ro
man tlmea, and there Is distinct proof
carrying It back as far as the Norman
conqueat, In 1000. The town had be
come famed for Ita cutlery by the four
teenth century. The town waa the
capital of Hallamshlre from the Nor
man conqueat. Owing to the antiquity
of the town It la not known exactly
when It waa founded.
Corns. Perhaps.
"Doctor," said tbe stingy man, who
vti trying to save a fee. meeting Dr«
Sbarpe on tbe street, "what do you
tblnlc of this? Very frequently I get
severe pains In my feet. What's that a
sign of?"
"I should say that was a slgu of
rain," replied the doctor.—Philadelphia
Preaa.
ABERDEEN HERALD.
FREE TO FARMERS!
r
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Our 1901 Implement Catalogue
JUST IBSUED.
Send your name and P. O. address and we
will mall one or both, as desired, free of all
charge.
Mitchell, Lewis & Staver Co.,
First and Taylor Sts. PORTLAND, OK.
I Aatajaa mm a a wiHffVA Bocurei patents for inventions
MmFtXm Fm9 MJn TfWl J 111 the I'nited States ami foreign
m m countries. Also negotiates mar
a m MV kets and defends patent inven
m W "A better terms or facilities
m —— than we offer obtainable any
vnamaer Of I#OmtnonO9s where. Payment of our fees
a aaaK UIRV bO lit'HilT 6(1 till pfltCtlt 18
ORCOONm allowed. Write for pamphlet.
£ £ m jm aj| m aaap mm The Perfection of Wall Plaster, Is a sure preventative
" MAUMklwiJkNt against damp'wails.
m jm mm mm W%m m By using it you can increase the yield of both
mMm mm Grain and
ftp" Agents wanted In every town. THE ADAMANT OOmr
—: :=— • Foot of 11th Street, Portland. Ormoon.
BDIIBBIAM Kills Lire on Poultry. Ton
rHvOOIHH paint the perches,
| VII I CD fumes kill the lice. liens
blwß Ivlbkßn cannot feed lice and feed
you. Price, SOc and 81.00 a can. Sold by dealers.
BKLrVv PRUSSIAN REMEDY CO., St Paul, Minn.
HBRca/fl , tffj Gentlemenl am a breeder of flrst-clsss Gll-LaoeWyandottes.
I JM Iwonacanof yourPRUiSIAN IOLLER es e.peclal
premium at the St. Paul Poultry Show of IJOO, and And It Isall
right. There are several heM thet wsnt a MliaMe lice killer, and
youri li rifht. WM. U SWAOOERT, Waywfcta, Minne
J H IIALONE of Adel. Mo . .ays the PRUSSIAN LfOE KILLER
I* Just th« thing for lice on hoes, and is won h Ave times Its coat
B. J. Bowen, Coast Agent. Portland. Ore.
Coast Agent, Front and Taylor Sts .Portland, Oregon.
Walking Hhm, Mention tkh Pap«k.
mrmlm Drill,,
Fmllmw Warn*—*, aim., aim.
Write for a Catalogue, Hating wbut you want to bujr.
BCMOIA AGRICULTURAL WORKS^^
Ail Unjufl Epithet
Hungry Higgins — Wot do you
think? A woman called me a ani
mated scarecrow this morn in'.
Weary Wutkins—l've knowed you
since the early '80s, but I never seen
no animation about you yet.
tatatfss&af
Laxative ttrnmo-Qulnlnc Tablets pure a cold la
ins day. No cure. No Pay. Price 86 centt.
A Rerton for Everything.
Alice—Did you notice that Mr.
Skynfiint only put a nickel in the
contribution box?
Gladys— Yes, the Lord loves a
cheerful giver, so SkynHint is afraid
to toss off a whole dollar.
BITS Permanently Cured. No flt» w nervoUHWK
MIS after rtwomr. Klloe's(lr«t Nerve
Rcitorvr. Send for VRBK 94.00 trl«l bottle »nd treat,
lie. Di.R.li Ku*«, Ltd..wtl Arch St., Philadelphia. Pa,
Accommodatlom.
"Did you hear about their preach
ing sermons on Sunday trains?'.
"Yes, but how would they go about
it?"
"First collect all the passengers in
the sleepers, of course."
Mi PortofegtoMdChildre^
■HHlThe Kind You Have
HHHII Always Bought
itVtgetable PreparationfbrAs- ■ a
slmilating foeFoodandEegula- ■ _ ~ #
the Stomachs and Bowels of « B6&FS tfl6 J i
Promotes Digestion.Cheerful- a M&£ Uf
ness and Rest.Contains neither 9 A JFil
Opium, Morphine nor Mineral. M 01
not Narcotic. I ai WI r*
tfOUO-SANVtLPtTCMR I |\^\^'
AmjmSmi- ■ if 1
Jbr.Jtmm * H IJi ■
I * J|\» |n
Aperffccl Remedy forContHp*- I 0 S B
tlon, Sour Stomach, Diarrhoea ■ I lAF _
Worms .Convulsions .Feverish- ■ I WH r A M |I||ah
nniandLoworSuiß ■ lUI UVUI
7m Simla Signature of H _.
Thirty Years
EXACT COW OP WRAPPER. jM CASTIRU
TNI HUTMia ItHHHT, NIW (Ml «IT».
FIRM MACHINERY AND SUPPLIES.
Milwaukee Binders
LEAD ————
With one Lever Raising and Lowering Device.
Laiohless Reel
Oonoave Drtvo Wheel
Ught Draft
J. A. FREEMAN, Gen'l Agt.
aaoe. Wat St., ytMrf, Of.
Complete Stock of Water A.Wood Extnf.
WET*WEATHER WISDOM!
tTHE ORWIMAL
\<S*Vr3 I
ISH BR#
OILED
CLOTH INO
6LACK OR YELLOW
WILL KEEP YOU DRY
NOTHING ELSE WILL
TAKE NO SUBSTITUTES
iforWmWTJAWHATS.
v. AJ.TOWCB CO.. BOSTON. MASS *>
Springtime Resolution»
thb e Kooloy Cure
Sure relief fiom liquor, opium and tobacco
hablt>. Send for particular* to
Kuliy Inititata, Mo *%M°£Z
a. r. m. u. it*. )t-ini>
WHIN writing U advert 1m rs plaaee
mantlan this papvr*
This signature it on every box of the genuine
Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tablets
the remedy nra n cold in eM dmj
A Cheap Shave.
There are places on the Bowery in
New York where a man can get a
shave for 3 cents. For 2 cents more
he can have his face washed with bay
rum.
Poco, Premo, Korona, Graphic, Cy
clone, Vive, Hawkeye, Al-Vista cameras
and Eastman kodaks in stock. Send
for special catalog of any of them.
Kirk, Geary A Co., 330 Sutter St., S.F.
Roadster* for Governor Barnes.
The school teachers of Oklahoma
have given Governor Barnes of that
territory a pair of driving horses as a
recognition of his work for the public
schools of that territory.
State of Ohio, Citt op toi.edo, i
Lucas County. j
Prank J. Cheney makes oath that he t* the
senior parter of the Arm of F. J. Cheniy 4 Co.,
doingbusiness in the City of Toledo, County
and State aforesaid, and that said firm will pay
the sum 01 ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each
and every case of Catarrh that cannot be cured
by the use of Hall's Catarrh Cure.
FRANK J. CHENEY
Sworn to before me and subscribed in my
presence, this 6th day of December, A. D. 1886.
I I A. W. GLKABON,
) Notary Public.
Hall's Catarrh Cure is taxen internally and acta
directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of
the system. Send for testimonials, free.
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O.
Bold by druggists, 75c.
Ball's Family Fills are the best.
Mild Form of Insanity.
"Cranker pays as lie goes."
"Has plenty of money, eh?"
"No; merely eccentric."
Only (safe Medicine for Children.
The tender little Inside* of children are ruin
ed by violent purges, pills or liquids. Cascar
ets are pleasent,harmless, effective. Druggists,
10c, 25c, 50c.
Color Blind.
"Hello, Hawkins. You look blue. $r
"You must be color blind. I have
the pink eye and a rose cold."
Tki Bait Pmerlpllon for Malaria
Slillls and Fever U a bottle of Grove's Taitelew
Jhlll Tonic. It ii limply Iron and quinine In
l tutelm torn. No Cnre. No Pay. Price SOo.
H«r Strong Hold.
Wife (testily)— Don't interrupt me.
I leave out half my words when I'm
writing.
Husband—But you don't when
you're talking, do you?
Holtt'a School*
At Merlo Park, Ban Mateo County, Cal., with
Its beautiful, lurroundings, perfect climate,
carefnl superv eion, thorough instruction,
complete laboratories, and gyninaaium, eailly
maintains its position in the front ranks ot
schools for bovs on the Pacific Coait. Ira G.
Holtt, Pb. D., Principal.
Ne Certainly Got Away.
"Yes; he escaped on a technicality.'*
"I understood it was a handcar."
*
TO CUBE A COLD IN ONE DAT
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
Srunlsts refund the money if it falls to cure,
g. w"Grove's signature is on each box. 25c.
Learn to take pictures. The "A. B.
C. of Photography" tells you how to
do it. The best book on photography
ever written. Your dealer can get it
for you. Camera Craft, 330 Sutter
street, San Farncico, Cal.
Tht Exception.
Father—My son, no man ever ac
complished much who talked at his
work.
Son—How about a lawyer, dad?
Mother* will find Mm. Window's Sooth
ing Syrup the best remedy to use lor their
ohlldren during the teething period.
Chance Shots.
Do not sneer at marriage because
you. may" have married the wrong
woman. She may have not married
the right man.
Piso's Cure cannot be too highly spoken
of a* a cough cure. —.!. W. O'Hrikn. 322
Third Ave., N., Minneapolis, Minn., Jan.
6, 1900.
Heading Her Off.
Mrs. Oldgirl—l'm- sorry to hear
that your wife died yesterday.
Butcher—Yes jit vas too bad, but I
haf anodder von, already yet.
ABSOLUTE
SECURITY.
Genuine
Carter's
Little Liver Pills.
Must Bsar Signature of
AAmrfeint BEAOASSL
HwUUtRo m dizziness.
■imi roi hummus.
fT|l/Fb FOR TfIRPIB uvu.
11 Lfiff FOS CONSTIPATION.
11 W FSS SALLOW SKIS.
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