The Seattle star., April 08, 1905, Night Edition, Page 5, Image 5

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Here Is a Hunch of "It Is to Laughlcts"--Such a Foolishness!
IFIBO.
* Opt 800 RaiAtos. th» Mg (la '
a «i. tad •' M. Hell, the burned-out,
aaa of O.uh >n-». «t# tn town last I
Ttandaf.-Kair Point. Mis» . Co*-j
ka«!*a. i
Fir* iMiUri t» Urn Ow«1.
AT THE HIGH SCHOOL
..Here than t*4 hlgk seitool sin*
Mi left an the ttumir Reliant*
ill* Katur-lay morning far I*oll
■aiHrm «e«re they will be glren
a reral rtaanavk* by tke tn.lUn* of,
Ike naiivaUaa- A drlrcat lon from
tae anlverctty rh«i»r<m«4 by Prof -
•tsar Rotter, aecompalaed Uaaaa. A.
$100 Lots
Tin* art tk* beat cka«9 lota la
ti« thy Two blocks f&tt of «ad of
Vert o*—a Ana* ear lla*. aad
■Mtaofßoam Easy tnnt. laqnlr*
IffMf.
IPM'VItDMNCt-RtllTl-
Buy Yeur Clethin,
st th«
OLD RELIABLE SPOT
KLINE * ROSENBERO.
•33 >it Avtnu*.
YOU NEVER SAW SUCH PHENOME
NAL BARGAINS AS THESE
AFTER 6
He parti ■ m Band Paper %: 01 Mll!»r Fall* D»at Quality
*»""■ „ l(»r Hand Drill. J)f)<*
Me (0-foot Good KetUMe Tape "> Deat 8tc«I Block I'Un.- ,"»O#»
Wat 25t* 11 »1 0° Ko!4ln« Perfeetlon Haw
*•• 4lnrh All Ht»»l Warranted 1 Clamp .|9<t
■"•••» Drlrcr 5,* ISc doMti Japaaaed "Coat and
" W Carprntrra neat Steel I.x- I Hat Hooka. 2 dozen for., ,'>r
r*(aa*lve Oils, large i!m.,75^ I. M O«st Quality Hand Saw,
»'•*! Nlcbtl Hated Ratchet sway back with fancy handle
.-?'«•- Ball n»arln« 75* 08^
*• Carp«nUr-s Rules, aborted, 10c Beat Btaal Cup Total Nail
,-?■■* if-; •• '•lOe* «* «<*
■• Genuine Ulooda Graia lloolu 20c pair Unary Ciirruv
13<* Strap HlngMi s<*
SPELGEirr& HURLBUT %£?£'
TO BE IURE
( l"lr»t Tramp: Its* <lo >-mi know
I dat » .\m m ■*•■ hill ?
IWruml Tramp; Wjr 4»jr chaiwd
m« wld S uir SOU atk-fc*.
liKUI-rS ONE BY TKI>I»T HiHMUB
VBLT.
j I'm king of tlu b»uli«-Bfr«i
| I'm kin* of tk« Seh*atMnf«st. .
i'l'm MMIIME 100 (ood fur U« fvUow*
< teck b*r«.
* I'm Uklos » trip to th* •<••!«
)At »>tln« lam the bast:
1 Rot m«-tain all over ■; breast.
I it* easy tO •*•■
< Why <h« p*opl« nil m#—
The line of Ui« Ikl»»ut»Wf—
A Itarton, tna h government aaaaa,
h*» promised to snow them a:i i- int •
of int»r««t. one b«lnc the Krare ef
Chi<rf -i».»lih. Q. W. «. h..ti sail U!aa
Ina M. lUAsa of the high acanat
faculty have nliaia» •* ta« <nmmt
• ( .n. which win rvtMii tllp. m.
The ffrat prettmtruiry dectanrntloa
ml debating ront*st wfll b* held
during Ihe fir.i week of May tot
Ikaaa who wiU eot«r the Interrbs*
inalHl Tb« •intiwi win r«pr»e«nt
fh» school la a contest to bo «><«■
by the university about June I.
Jn«f ph Shlpcen will address »a
-•-tnl.iy next Uomday morning on
"Music la tka «■■ School." It*
will also render sereral a^artlona on
the flute.
AT THE UNIVERSITY
UjnVEROTTT BTATIOS. Apftl I.
TtM> univ»f»Ky rowing crew, me- ,
rompanled by Coata Knight. Ml'
•turOay morning for California,
wture they will meet the crews of
I th» two southern tnatltotbma. Tfea
race with Stanford will «rur at
Stockton. CaL, April 11 or I«. wbllo
that with tk* Uarrerstty of Call.
fornU will come off on the morning
«f AprO li on the Oakland estuary.
NOW WOULDN'T THIS O. A. R.i
Tor
A kltl to bis papa uIJ, "pleaa«," I
If tb» moon's irally ma !•• of Rrrro
(h««*»,
You «uri-!r can't mlan. \
If you g-iMM at the Svlm, 1*
Pop tuuk ttai kid ovtr bis ks*ea.
8om« ujra that n<-«« ar» black. !
nut that* not right. I know,
for likty had a llttl* lamb, <
WhOM flrnr. »■• while a* mow. ;
• "Ob. you had. men a Io»rl» w«d>)
dins. CUr Uii', aUI a per fret ly lor*- 1
Ir *«J«lln«." ;
"Win'l It loToty? Why, rrtm
Biaaißia didn't t rjr ' ]
"Who la that fellow down on tb«
b«acbf Mt«) too nnti chl«f.
That i ■ mt»»i<.tiarv who Jutt
landed," r*pU»d bis fir»t ll«iti-n
--ant. , »
I "Ran down and *»•• If hr baa »ny
talntrd mcm*r."
I "And U he h«»r*
'l)rl»« him back to th« bo*i i
"Vm. air. II! proe—4 at onoa." \
: "And. lieutenant."* . i
"Ywi.ilr.- s
"Tako tbe monoy away from
him •
"Whom da yoa inland to ran for
major}** lh« ««d dUMi aaked.
"(Ml. anybody," rrpllad Hie tarn
"Anybody w* ran ran."
Th» \ra«!,!R«tnn rr«w hsa Urn
rt«. ti, 1.,« hard. hut la not n par
f~»« •(m»». *'t lh« ■ h«!«r«« am t».
farabte. for »imitti« at ImuH on*
of la* m*»» TIM mvmttera of tb*
err* are l*ul|. 11, stroke; TUton, No.
1. O. trim. N". I; »!1< uchriirr. bow.
The Wnatiln«<"n trark team *•
*ml*4 Hat T. M. >' A mm In th*
Btdoor n-.»M »>l.l»y nMrM at tk* unl
veraity by m score «f 14 to IT. Th«
■>«K. *lii. h was carrted eft quick
ly, was a spirited on*, and ■■ the
•rmMthjr of the audlMtcs) was
j •io»lly iiivi,ji-a Mom th* two
l»«r»* the Hralry •■■ Intense. Th»
ralair rayt*. .IthtMjch Ik* rarstty w«.«
It by a Up. was one of th* imM
aMMtif errata. In th« wrrstUnc
bout. Ui|» of tik* T. M C A.
Infra!-1 Uad*ay, tkrowtns; him
»nrm tn th* tan miiratm allawtnt.
KvtUter awnnant cot a fall in the
; Vance end Tutr match.
An !ni»r-«rmr.m.ir sckoot track
MM win «<■« on the unlTirrsttjr
, campas next Saturday forenoon,
April 11 Th« Minor. I»a«fMlow.
Colombia and Walla Walla schools
will compete. A delegation from the
• rtiMils Tistt*d toe onlrrrttty Kit
*ay Attrrnoem nwlilai arritii««
MMa 10 «a« Ik* «r»>un!». anil have
»n«aaai 1 Belter take charge of the
meet. 11 •-„ -
MAY BUY WHITE
ELEPHANT
Draplte th» »l:ii<»» nnlvertal opin
ion of outsiders that >h« thre« • oui-
I ination timbers and sprinklers,
liniiicht for the alrt** il'iuirim'-tit OB
trial. »i.- of little, value to iliu cltjr.
lit appears 1Ik«ly that they will In
bought by I ho board of works.
The board ha* »tlll two weeks to
try them. Tb.f» apparatus ha« pwisd
tn Iw ■ lamentable failure on brick
pavement, MM eoatly '" I" '»""
|■a well as Inefficient. Btrert Suprr-
Inters ' Walters maintains, how
i-rr-r, that i!.» wagon*, In *plta of
■ th« hlllr rotidit!f»n of the my. arc
! i.rtivtnit to Ij" nuit* efficacious every
day. tha drivers "minx, with
j practice, more nprrt 111 their op-
I eratlon.
I "I ran »»y freely," hr drrlarrd
'Saturday, "that MM wagons art
; making a better h..win« than when
we flrrt tried them, but what our
final <M<Tiiihiniiiiu In the mater
will b# I do not yi know. YV«< mill
hare two »'<kn to try them, and at
the and of that time we will be able
to figure abonlutrty tha cost of their
operation. Ilirti«Jr«><t« of th« name
I wagons are n- In . <-l*nrl ami
nVtirra cities, but In thoso cities the
THFC SEATTLE STA HIKDAV, At'HM. B, lgay
NOT (.illl>
(iffkcr: I nippoa* thnl you nr»
•> •-•' of thoao rhnpa who thinks th»
wnrli] owes lham a living. '
Trump: You do rrn" «» Injunllcn,
(iffl.. r. I m-M-i- «»• 111 i..,im. » In
■I] lire, i
According to press 11L1..11. ttM, we
hrar, •
That ih. we« C»arowltch baa » *cry
Mfl <'«r,
The il'i.t..r» «ir*« »fl»>r long «m
--■nlllticf.
That Ihi. war n»we has given i!,.
| kid lnrtamation.
Oh, ■I.Mr, wouldn't It makn you i
Uush,
To i;i»i» a woman half of your (Tub.!
Tn cook the other half,
| illy a Confirmed llarhrlor.)
A l^niiliin ai'(r<>Ka played »(■» ka
ini'ii-r an aaaumaxi naro# ami wntt'
1100,000. 11. i prrma agrnt, howev*r,!
fit- II all a**?.
•Not tba iiiiiiir)-. of coura* not! \
■ »S )-> TillH I S IJI. ( A M WlTllill T NAI-I'lVi;
T ITAT AWAKr. M»l>T- *N H't'R IN .1(1 *H!
' •ttrr.fi sxe. generall/ toore level, the
rtmi of water Is • nar« Important
lt«cn than it Is b«ra^ and tnrra la
j awr» money to tp*r* for kMf>ing
tha streets la ■!<■• condition. *
"The wagons which wa ha»» bow.
•vw. may poaalbly b* used wry ad-
I raaiaoaiHMly on our aa|iailf4
atm-ta. To sweep aaphaltad atrwata,
! particularly in the. summer tl»«.
(dors mat do mat b good. A flna dual
' remains, which is stirred op by
«i«i .car*. vaait< !«a ana 'h« wind.
Th* broatbtng of this dust Is il'-tri
mental to health. If It ran !>• vub
■l off frequently with ta« wmdds.
<-llmlna'liiK tba street sweeping «7>>
tea. It will ba a good ibla« Pro
greariva iiim are. trying In wash
streets more aad more, instead of
•waeptng «b«am.
1 ■ .'
Top*!. —•waajfjar— C»rr— «■
Went >uu call mil *•• th»- Uteat
«»>!'« »m! best 1100 tut valuta In
•oottl'* K. S. Brooks * Co.. 1111
(M Aye. . •••
Excursion
.. ...
On Lake
Washington
j v
Sunday, April 9th
To likiw at acreage at the truth
end of the laki> on the west »Mo.
81
Water-Front *
Acreage ii
At $100 to $200
Per Acre
On Payments
(Jrotinit nearly cleared. This will
be right In th« city within a few
years, Can you afford to miss It
Steamer Acme leave* Madison Park
at 10 a. m. and 11 m. Hound trip
M casts.
Pettlt & Son
Arcade Blk., 1319 2d five.
CAHII IH CI.IMIIINO. ;J
Caih Cleave* liaa wv<-i».! hi* ron
in-i iii hi with tlin i-ti-iiitiiTjr bi>r« end
left for M,i.11 urn Muiulhv J.imi, where
ln< hua ucipiid a v.i v ri.uii.i int: |
|io«llluii aa a ronrbmnii — Kvuiih i
Tills rorrfßiiondcnc*, Bdgcrion, '
Win , K. |m,i i, r , !
"Isn't It iiii.uu'." how n man Will !
$<• t<i ,i plum with hit iinitin-llii and i
iilwiivii fnrgi-t to take It iway with '
hla?"
i "Well, It may bo, I.ill lt'a alraneisr ,
| Imw a in.in will »•.•» t> a I'lnca wltb
i mil an iiinl,ll II i uint l.ivir furicnt
to tnkn BOmtbody*! else away wllli
him." „ ;
•■' • • i
HEARD AT THE GYM.
Th- M»dlrto« Baa
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
Life of the City Council
WOULD HOLD UP MOOBI AND OILMAN. WHILE THE. SEATTLE
■ LECTNIC COMPANY It ALLOWED TO BREAK ITS FRAN
CMIM
"Tljr. grantee*. Uieir successor*
and assigns, shall keep on sal* for
ft •*.!• ii their main ottltm and
rOWRK STATIONS within th» rtty
commutation tickets entitling th»
purchaser to S3 rt«l»* Such tickets
i «tialt not be traotf rrablft, nor entitle
th« owner to a transfer, and tha
i company may naka such reasonable
reeulatloaa in rtgard to th« Issue
•ml use of the tun- as to en fore*
tfa«M pni\l*lmi»."-B<-»itli» Electric
company's franchise.
Tb« foregoing paragraph from the
Seattle Klertrlc company's franchise
k< Mof the many things which
members of tin- council, and partic
ularly Hude, Mullen. llMijamln and
DOG FIGHTS
' BUZZ SAW
_ . ■
COUNT CONSITINE'S PRIZE
WINNER DEAD
«*>■■
ii -
I
The vnlunble dog owned by Count
Cbnsltlne, which wiia shipped from
I.l\ rr I'ixil. I jiiriiiri'i, and but recent
ly nrilvr.) In Brattle, *■«« Instantly
' Mile! lit. morning In a peculiar
! riotinor. It wirn the Intention of
the owner. Count Consltlne. of !.<>n
iinn. i:n«l.ni'l. tn exhibit this dog.
Wliai i> by nnm*. at the Belittle Ken
nel club ili'K show to t>n h*M at an !
early ilut" In this city. However,
the plnns of the owner of this 11,009
prlxe winner wert donm^d to come
to a sudlcn tennlnntlnn owing to
the unhappy ending of till- vnlus
bl« i-nilii"' 1* life. FVtr particulars
see Moilpl KHectrlc Laundry nd nt
top of pn«e eight. •••
Can't B. Beat.
Sl\li- or .in ill'v of mir J.I nn uft
■ml attff hut*. E. N. Miooki * i'" .
ill! M A»». •••
MAPR HIM E
A farmer from IlunUnxton Iteach
Met up with a rhorus Kitl peach,
Hhi> cot all his duach.
'T««ji paloful—quite so—
To hear hint for car-far* beseech.
Hat Mimti rHt'D'n wlfa aai<l *b«
i never ißgad to a club In h«r Ufa.
■ a>i<t tbat ab« would rather read than
Pay eucbr* or brldx* whUt And
•til Drat hra«« about Urn Intelli
gence and culture at th« west.
I PNDiylvanta I* talking of pl»r
iiiK a Us of I cents a ton on all coal
mini In that ctala. l»-nr oh. dear,
the. ("Mir 1 1*1 m»n They'll bar* to
ralM the prlr« at leut M crnts a
lon neit winter.
"Tour rahlldren are a bright lot
of youngsters."
"Well, naturally wa think so."
"They'll make their mark "
"Thai's what the landlord of a
flat said, when I tried to rent It
yesterday."
ZM*d»n. who ara bandog ao loud
and pitifully for a tunn»l ami rail
road under la* Washington hotel,
ham overlooked In their attempt to
find objections to Moore's franchlM
If they can possibly b« discovered.
It in on* of in* pnlnti which Illus
trates tht case with whlrh < •Main
aoions ran pick inn flaws in the
Moore-Cllmaa franchises wbll.- la*
paaajllar nature of their optic nerves
Drrvent* thorn from Ridnjt any
faulta In any of tha etlstlng or pro
po*«d franchise* of Jacob Furtb'e
slunk and well fed corporation.
Should Moore content to the un
dermining of his hotel, and the of
fi n linn li-KlKUtnni probably know »•
well ■> anybody thai he wtl) not. It
• ill be up to them to concoct Kirn*
other echem* to which be 111 have
■a ■■!')<■< Perbapa they will next
<I<mi«ii'! of him that h» construct a
funnel under Quoen Anna hill. no
that people ran I" 1 carried more
quickly from this city to Orcen 1-ake
and Mallard.
It will b* noticed from the para
graph quoted that th« Seattls mm
tric company la compelled to keep
tickets on sals at each of Its power
stations, as wall as at Its main of
fice, At tha present time the only
place where they can be purchased
Is at the company's oitlce on First
avenue. The councltmra may not
b- aware of this fact, because they
rld» on passes, hut every other lo
cal street car patron Is.
Tickets can al»o be purchased nt
dM Janiea street power house, lint
this Is only because the pmprrttor
of a fruit stand there buys the tick
ets In l«ri;.> quantities mi that In
oan •<•!! them for the accommoda
tion of his patrons. The green-eyed
colirn I* not responsible for It.
The Front street office. Is not
n|i>'ii after >"■ o'clock In the evening,
and Itl Inc.'itliin Is so out of the, way
that mrwt paopl*, particularly wo
men, would rather pay cash than
weml their wnary way there. -
If Ihr i-«iiiip«ny romplli-'l with Its
fraii«hlHi> it would also kiv-p the
ticket* on sals at tin' Pine ntri;i t
mooting the Shoots
This town," said the stranger,
"•ill t- all right when it girts a
I power bouse. Post street power
| booM, Jpuiim street power ho us*.
! M»dlMm street power house, la*<Ul
park power housa, Interarbaa office
a' Occidental and Ye»|pr, the stock
of whlrh company It controls; Maa
sachusetu »u«-i sub-station and
Fremont sub ctxtlon.
Thai »uulil help some.
Hut the Muor*-(illin*n franchise
provides that all conductors must
carry the ticket* (or sal* on the
car*.
Tn# Seattle Kl*<-trlc company
could i,.. forced to Co 'he name had
the council the backbone to with
hold present fran< blur* which the
! company asks. It could also be
i forced to Issue transfers on ticket*.
***** * * **** ******
*
• WANTED TO INSERT HIS •
* DEATH NOTICE IN PAPER. •
* PORTLAND, Ore.. April *.— *
* Pr Neal it l>>Hry. of Woodlatrn. ♦
* created a sensation In a local *
* newspaper offica yesterday by *
* trying to Insert it notice of hl» *
* death. When questioned b* *
* stated that It was his lnt»a- *
* tlon to commit eulclde. and *
* he wished to notify bis many *
* riiends of hi* dissolution. He *
* stated that he had the money *
* to pay for the ml for one In- *
* tertian, and could not see why *
* It should be refused. *
* The police were Immediate- ♦
#ly nodded and Dr. O'l«eary *
* was sent to his home In the *
* custody of an officer. Th* po- *
* lice believe that be Is silently *
* deranged. *
...... . . . . 4 « . . . . .
MINNESOTA IS LAUNCHED
NEWPORT NEWS, Va.. April %
—Tli- battleship Minnesota m
surrranfully Inunrhed In the y»rJ«
of the Newport Shipbuilding A Dry
toot company this momtna;,
EPILEPSY CAN BE CURED
Notwithstanding epilepsy Is omi
sldprcd by most physicians an In*
curable, lir. Miles' Restorative Ner
vine tins cured hundreds of slmo»t
lini»-l'-»» rases. 1-ot us sand you
testimonials from thniM who have
bi»*n < iitil. and they will tell you
nil about It.
DR. mii MKDICAt, CO.. Blkhart
tod.
5
first class street car system. It
take* all day to so from on* end of
the town to the other. Why doess't
somebody butld a good line?"
"I guess yon haven't b«ea riding
tniu-h on our cars," replied the old
citizen. "We think *» have a first
class ••rapid thar.Kit system now."
"You mint lure been out prettj
late last nlsht."
"Whyr
"Because your rolce la erackrd.**
' Humph. That* iuh I'm
broke."
"That was a great reception Mr».
U<titiln«ti)D save to Mrs. Upp«rt*n
Tu«adar nl«ht "
"Ye*, but It wasn't a marker to
•b«» one aha save to her husband
last night."
What do you think of tax old
masters T'
"Ob, I don't know much about
teen, nothing, In fact, except front
what I picked up In tot-ing 'Uncle.
Tula's Cabin' one*.' "
AWFUL
j | SCENE OF DESTRUCTION BY -
EARTHQUAKE A HORRIBLE
SPECTACLE—THOUSANDS OP
DEAD
LAHORE. April B.—The flrit part
of tl>« r*linf expedition sent to tb«
dUtrlrt wbera th« greatest fca»oc
was wrought by lb* recant «ank
quak* has reached Dhartitsmla and
reports that It found an awful sreo*
of destruction. It la not belie/red toy
persons burled In the ruins are now
alive. Six hundred soldiers and two
, companies of engineers were order
ed to Dharmsala to exhume th«
ilrail. It is now believed the hor
j rum at Dhannsata hare beea re
peated at Kancr*.
Ayers
Sarsaparllla. Mends
shattered nerves. Gives a
healthy red to pale cheeks.
Puts good flesh on thin chil
dren. Takes off pimples,
rashes. Ask your doctor to
tell you about It. f<£J}T£«-
Man -Tailored f\f\
Skirls vPJ.UU
!207 2d * k&cH
Avenue &)S^hu
Jan* Moan*' Hand Mad*
$2.50 Shoo tor mala *>t
The Hub V£±
F'^^^^r
104 FIRST AYE. SOUTH.
Phones—Sunset. Pink 1151. In
dependent, 1751. Free Delivery.